Espresso - FBOY Island AMA (ep. 9/10)

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

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What up fam, it's Espresso Podcast Shot 223. I'm your host, Benedict Polizzi. We got a thick little show. Dude, the finale was last week, episodes 9 and 10. We'll get into that a little later. Remember merch in the bio, benedictmerch.com. Get your who's buying this hoodies. Get your feeling glonky hats like Fred O'Baggins. Get your Indiana Land shirts. Get your espresso hats. Just get all that, benedictmerch.com. Remember, the Patreon is $5 a month for an extra episode every single week.

I'll be in New York City this weekend, Thursday through Sunday, opening for Danny Lopriori at, I'm not sick, can you tell? At Caroline's, two shows on Thursday. Then I'm chilling the rest of the week. So if you're in NYC, homies, say hi to your boy. But yeah, yeah, let's get into this the the question of the week espresso quick quick quick question of the week this week ask me anything about f boy island episodes 9 and 10 dude i love this podcast and i feel like it gets better at every single time so let's get it going let's get into these voice messages. Taha. Hey, when you were giving Louise a full body massage, did it cross your mind that she could toot on you?

Asking for a friend. Who thinks of that? Me. I think of that. No, it didn't cross my mind. Stop talking about my fantasy, first of all. It didn't cross my mind. Stop talking about my fantasy. First of all, it didn't cross my mind that she could toot because the whole time I was giving her a massage, I was trying not to toot. You know how hard it is to lick somebody's toes in this position

and not toot no but for real that was really that was a lot but dad was like i'm proud of you i'm like did you see nine and ten all right but yeah i'm a little sick so just deal with it, baby. Let's keep going. On a scale of 1 to 10, how good did Luis's feet taste? I knew this was going to be the whole podcast.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how good did Luis's feet taste? Probably a 6 or a 9. Fuck. No, I'd rate probably a six or a nine fuck no I'd rate her feet probably like ten little piggies

out of ten little piggies for like being serious yeah what if I just did that what if I just in the middle of that whole foot thing I just started this little piggy went to the eliminated that whole foot thing. I just started this little piggy went to the eliminated. I knew this was going to be every question. Keep going.

Fuck. Bro, after you stayed the night with Luis, did they really not let you finish your fruit before they made you all get out? I mean, that just seems kind of rude to me. Whatever. And, by the way, side note, Mantis, FBoy Island Season 3. Let's go.

No, that morning was super wild. A lot of shit happened that didn't go on camera. And I'll tell you about it. But, yeah, I didn't know if I had the best night with her that night. And then in the morning, it just seems like everything flipped, and she was in a really good mood, and we were like cutting up fruit, and I was eating it. I was like, try this pineapple, and we were like clicking.

I was like, this is great. And I ate a lot of the fruit, but I still wanted way more because I was like conserving it. I was like, I'm going to eat this fruit, but I still wanted way more because I was conserving it. I was like, I'm going to eat this later when everybody's gone. And then we got to talking and stuff, and they kicked us out of the house. And you could even hear me say, I think,

I was like, can we take the food? But no, I had my fair share of fruit. Boy, we were hung over that morning. If you couldn't tell, that was wild. Mantis, FBoy Island Season 3. Maybe if it's F'd Up Boy Island Season 3. Bent Boy Island

Season 3. Those of you that don't know, Young Mantis 2 on Instagram, that's my homie. We do videos and shit together that sounded weird weird but you get it next yeah uh who's van um it's your van because i know who this is and And this may sound weird, but tell Cheryl I said sorry. But at the same time, thank her for those reclining seats in the Astro.

The Astro. Fuck. A-S-S-T-R-O. Chevy Astro. What kind of van was it? You guess. Shut it. Let's keep going.

Yo, Ben. Love you on the show, bro. Good shit out there. My question for you is, how many times did you have to take a timeout with the cameraman while giving that massage just to, you know, retuck that boner in. Bro, I couldn't even kiss on the show. You thought I got a boner on camera? Guess again. Can't get a boner on camera. That's why I don't have an only fans.

Oh shit. Anytime I'd even think about getting a boner. I just look at the cameraman. Nothing, nothing like a 50 year old camera dude with a-ass camera and a big boom mic to kill a boner. Right in front of your face. Nah, but that wasn't happening. No way, sir. I think it was the last week, too. My mind was everywhere. Let's keep going.

Hey, that last episode was crazy, dude. I feel bad for you, too, because you tasted defeat twice. Once when you lost to Mercedes and once on that goddamn massage table there, boy. You're stupid. Damn, that was hot. Defeat. I hate you, you idiot. There's more

wait I guess that wasn't a question so uh what'd they taste like? what Louise's feet taste like? well they had oil all over them so they kind of tasted like that bread with the oil that you get before your entree at an Italian restaurant.

I'm dead serious. I was like, are we at Bucca di Beppo right now? They were straight up tasted like that bread. No wonder I was doing it for so long. He won't stop licking her goddamn feet. He's hungry. Oh. I hate you. One more question. Oh, shit.

Wait, wait, wait. That's not. Okay, hold on. What's up, Benedict? So, quick question. If FBoy Island asked you to come back next season would you consider going back to the island either as a contestant or as one of the three that that gets to pick their woman

hold on bro what's up benedict so quick question oh yeah listen the whole thing i just want to hear that alternative rock at the end would i go back to the island yeah because uh dude it was perfect they told me what to do the whole time i was was there. They fed me and I got a tan. Who's not going back? I didn't care how awkward I was. I was just happy to freaking be, dude, they were telling me, I can't make a decision to save my life. And they're just like, Benedict, go over there.

Benedict, time for lunch. Benedict, come downstairs. Benedict, wake up. Benedict, go to sleep. sleep I was like this is perfect I don't even have to think I guess it was like being in jail The man that wants to go to jail so bad He loves being in jail

Why? Because they tell him what to do And when to eat But he can't get a tan But he can Which member of the cast Would you say was the most Glonky But he can't get a 10. But he can. Never mind. Let's keep going. Which member of the cast would you say was the most glonky? Let me know. Let me know. The most resemblance to glonky was probably Lukasz.

He had a little bit of Frodo Baggins energy. Yeah, not my mom. Not my mom. of Frodo Baggins energy. Yeah, my mom. My mom. Like Frodo Baggins. Damn, man. Lukasz was dope. Miss him, Loki. Loki Lukasz.

Next. Did someone really shit the bed during the episodes? Shit the bed. Ooh. I guess. I guess Jared kind of did. Yeah, if anybody shit the bed, it was probably Jared because he had three VIP passes and then like he just couldn't capitalize.

Or he said the same thing on all three girls. I was kind of like a guinea pig, you know what I mean? Like, he messed up and we're all like, oh, okay, don't do that. But he kind of shit the bed. But I guess we all shit the bed at different times of the episodes. We all shit the bed and we all pissed in the pool. I swear to God, I might have. Next.

Team Benedict all the way. Anyway, so I don't know if it was editing or what, but they never showed what happened at the evening of your 24-hour day with Louise. Did you go up to her room? Did you sleep on the couch? What happened at the evening of your 24-hour day with Louise? Did you go up to her room? Did you sleep on the couch? What happened? So this is a... Fuck.

I love it when girls do it. Ha ha ha ha. Fuck. This is a big secret gem of the whole show. So Louise, like there's a thing you either take them up to your room or you put them on a cot to Louise, put my ass on our cot. So I'd like make my own bed. I'd like sleep on it. I was in the middle of the living room. Just dude, I can't even imagine how hard I was snoring. I'll just rip in the fucking paint off the walls.

All the windows probably shut. They probably didn't have electricity in the morning. I was snoring so goddamn hard. It was really comfortable too. Oh, and nobody knows this, but nobody knew about the cot because everybody went to sleep. And then like they filmed that and I got on the cot and it was just like weird and then the morning danny came downstairs and was like benedict what are you doing bud and i was like bro i just i got caught up so freaking stupid but uh there's i thought it was one of the best lines on the show and they didn't put it in but of course i thought one of my lines is the best lines on the show

to be the to pop baby all right let's keep going all right let's keep going hi benedict i wanted to ask you how much time it got you to get over louise thank you wait a minute hi benedict i wanted to ask you how much time it got you to get over louise thank you how much time it got you to get over louise um probably like as much time it took for me to get home from the trip because that was right when i like saw indianapolis where i'm gonna like step foot in my room i was like what the fuck just happened this whole thing seemed like a fever dream but then like a week went by and it was like oh we were still in like really close contact

like one time she facetimed me like when i was oh bro this is so embarrassing one time louise facetimed me after the whole show when i was at a singing karaoke with my homie, Derek. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll like,

uh, we'll do it right here. And I like had her right here on FaceTime and I was like singing, like showing the crowd. And I was like, oh, we killed that. Then the next week,

this girl that was at the karaoke bar was like, that was one of the worst that we've ever seen. I forget what song we picked, like Shania Twain or something but the whole time Louise was like I was like wasn't that good god I'm fucking stupid behind the scenes let's keep going

hey Ben Liam Pinheiro here thank god they had a montage of you sitting weird. That's the only reason I was watching the show. But my question is, did Tamaris know the whole time that she could take the money? Let me know. Fuck. Yeah, I'm really glad they put that montage in there because I...

They kept saying stuff about it. They're like, you sit so weird. And I was like, this is just normal. I promise. Like, I have to sit weird. Not weird. It's just what's comfortable to me. I don't know what it is.

I don't know. But like, it just feels... I have to have my legs up. I'm a bitch, bro. I put my legs up anywhere. I put my legs up at a funeral. Shouldn't have said that. Put my legs up at a restaurant bitch bro i put my legs up anywhere i put my legs up at a funeral shouldn't have said that put my legs up at a restaurant there you go that's better but did tamaris know she could take the money i don't know but she executed it well she did if you look at like what they did they like they like ran it back

they ran back the whole tamaris, the whole her, what was going on with her at the end of FBoy Island. It was a Saw movie. At the end of Saw movies, they show how everything happened. And it's like, It was just like that with Tamaris. And they showed her talking to Casey.

I don't want a family. I just want to have fun i just like don't really give a fuck have you cheated yeah i've cheated have you been cheated on no like all this shit like that so like she's like she she was making the plays so she probably knew the jokes on her because every time i see her now, I ask her to buy me food. I'm like, you got no excuse. What? What? Buy me a Jimmy John's.

Why can't you? Let's keep going. So you probably can't answer this, but did you get paid for anything like on the show or were you just like hoping to get the big payout at the end? Because like I feel like that kind of stuff you'd have to get paid for at least. Like how does everybody just leave their like schooling and jobs behind for, you know, two months? Well, I mean, if you think about it and you look at everybody that, you know, on the show,

we don't, we don't have real jobs. You can just tell everybody on that show. I didn't have a real job. It's all like servers, bartenders, models, and SoundCloud rappers.

We can take a couple of weeks off, but actually I think Jay Bryn just saved up a bunch of PTO. He had like four months off in PTO and was like, actually, I think Jay Brin just saved up a bunch of PTO. He had like four months off in PTO and was like, yeah, I'll do a reality show. But no, we got paid like $200 every two weeks or something like that. I don't know if I can say that. I probably shouldn't have. But it wasn't that much money.

But I mean, it was cool because we were making money while we were there just doing nothing, like eating and, you know. It was work for sure. But, I mean, it was not like we were spending money on everything. So it just felt good in the back of your head to be like, I got a little bit of money for this. Just keep going. Oh, Benny. When I saw that you weren't picked by Luis, man, I was so disappointed.

I was rooting for you the whole show. This actually is crazy. I kept saying, Mercedes ain't going to win this thing. There's no way. In your day at the end, the 24-hour day, you were the most romantic man in the world. I mean, how could she pick could she i don't get it hey you're my number one man for sure but uh my question i guess is uh what were you what were you thinking when she picked mercedes instead of you man i don't know what i thought

i would have been i couldn't even think at that point but yeah love you dog you're number one in my heart love you bro that might have been the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me thank you dude what was I thinking when she picked Mercedes I was like oh

I thought I had a shot bro I really did cause we had a good date like you said most romantic man in the world and I thought I crushed that speech I really did I was like if anything is like lost if any hope is lost like I think I made it up on that speech. So I promise I was up there. And I practiced that goddamn thing so many times, dude. Because I'm used to just practicing shit for comedy. So I was just like, this speech won't be much.

But like, dude, I wrote the hell out of that speech. I missed a whole part too. I did. Because duh, every time you do something, you miss a whole part. But it was like the most whole part too. I did. Cause duh. Every time you do something, you miss a whole part, but it was like the most important part ever.

It was the part where I was going to be like, I'm falling for you. Or I, it was, it was a super serious like that. And I didn't say it. And I was like, fuck, that was like the,

the, that was the line. And then like, we got back and like, she was deciding between us. I was like, she doesn't pick me. It's cause the that was the line. And then like we got back and like she was deciding between us. I was like, if she doesn't pick me it's because I forgot the fucking line. But I mean, I was like, dude, it's a

dramatic thing, man. So I was pretty shocked, honestly. I think everybody was kind of shocked, like both ways. Let's keep going. I have a shocked, honestly. I think everybody was kind of shocked, like both ways. Let's keep going. I have a question for you, for your podcast. How do you think FBoy Island changed your outlook on dating and approach? Oh, how did FBoy Island change my approach on dating?

It didn't. i can't bro i could try to be an f-boy but it just it's not gonna work because my sisters held me down and plucked the f-boy out of my eyebrows in fourth grade before school they just took it all out of me dude they deactivated my f-boy gene i could try to be an f-boy right now but i feel bad i don't know bro i don't think it changed anything oh maybe i'm way more sexy now though because before you'd be like gaming up a girl to go like a wherever the hell you are a club or something you'd be like so like what's up but since f boy island you have to like you have to like you know you have to ask the hard-hitting questions so now i'd be at a club and i'd be like uh she'd be like hey and i'd be

like what's your fears what are your insecurities? Me at a club now. Yeah, that's what it taught me. Taught me how to be awkwardly ask good questions. Yeah, if I did it on camera, I'd be like, what are your insecurities? I mean, fuck. What are your insecure fears?

God damn it. Never mind. Pour a drink on my head. Walk through a door. Pfft. Keep going. fears god damn it never mind pour a drink on my head walk through a door keep going benedict way to go on f boy island you'll always be number one in our hearts jesus i love you guys after losing to mercedes did you regret going so hard on louise's toes and do you give massages because my feet are killing man fuck it's a good question you bitch after losing i regret going so hard on Luis's toes.

I'm an animal lover, baby. What am I supposed to do? Not lick those dogs? Oh, shit. I take care of those boys. You got to kiss a dog on its mouth. That's how it goes. I was up there forever, wasn i that was so weird i was like they picked the grossest part too i swear i was doing a good job

but they picked it they picked the part where i was eating her toes like an ice cream sandwich i was like but she she was like our date was hot i was like oh okay all right whatever but like she said something like i like it when people kiss my feet i remember saying that she said like we like three weeks ago and i was like okay so can i do it for two and a half hours do you want a massage i'll only give you a foot massage if you have a lint in between your toes just cotton mouth when I come up

am I done am I done let's keep going fuck all right uh I don't know if it was just the editing but i mean mercedes just dominated you in the the final date i mean i i don't know if you feel like this but they put him in better situations are you playing pinball right now to succeed on that date like better opportunities so i'm just gonna do what you want to do on a final date but i mean i would have picked him i mean he's got all the opportunities and you know swimming in the lake and once you make out

with him then you know rubbing her feet and ask you know she's asking you if you have a foot fetish so um don't feel like you had a fair shake at the dates wise but um i mean mercedes i mean what are you gonna do what are you going to do what are you going to do and another bye TBH though Mercedes did have more dates than me so was it unfair was it no I'm kidding

I don't know bro he executed just turns into a press conference what do you think about Mercedes winning Louise's heart and the 50k at the end Just turns into a press conference. What do you think about Mercedes? Winning Louise's heart and the 50K at the end. Let's see. He executed.

He left it all on the field. I mean, he saw what he needed to do, and he made a game plan. He did. And at the end of the day, he executed. He executed better. And yeah, like I knew who I thought he was. I did. Any other questions? No, wait wait there's more

also if you could hear background noise that was my one year old child in the background while I was asking that question for this podcast so there's that yeah right bro you're playing pinball just talking in your phone so

do you think you actually suck? And you pick Mercedes. I would have picked them too. I'd pick Mercedes. And you suck. No, thank you, bro. Just playing with you. Let's keep going. Ooh, not that many left. Okay. Whoa. We'll slow it down a bit, baby. Every house has a stinky guy. Who's the stinky person in the house? Oh, my God. Um, I don't know if there was a fart guy i don't think i heard one

fart the whole time i was there matter of fact it's a damn shame i don't know if i could fart while i was there i hit my i was too in my head yeah nobody farted. Because if one person would have broken the seal, that means everybody just would have been ripping ass the whole time. Just like way too close. And we've been laughing and farting all the time when the cameras were on. Everybody would have gotten in trouble.

We would have had to like run stairs in the house. Pick him up. Pick him up. Pick him up. That's what happens when you rip ass no but i don't think there was a stinky boy stinky guy just keep going hey benedict how are you my question about f boy island for your podcast is how late into the night would you guys have to shoot? Because I swear during some of those elimination episodes, it looked like the sun was coming up. How many

espresso martinis did you have and how late did they keep you up? Just wine all day, baby girl. No teenies around here now, but it was like i mean the producers and cameramen and stuff had to like go to sleep and wake up that wake back up in the morning and like 9 a.m so it was a normal time 11 p.m cut off probably maybe midnight depending on what happened that night if a bunch of shit went down that night we'd have to do a bunch of like interviews and stuff like solo interviews like when you see us in that room and we're just like talking to the camera we'd have to do a lot of that something weird happened but i don't know if the sun ever came up

shit but we would stay up a long time bro we would stay up so late and just fuck around. Oh, my God. We'd sneak stuff. People would just have stuff. Noam didn't follow the rules the whole time. He didn't eat anything we ate. He, like, had alcohol somehow. He probably left the house 14 times, like, just to, like, skateboard or surf. We were like, how?

But, yeah, dude. like just like skateboard or surf we're like how but yeah dude one of the guys i'm not gonna say his name had such a good time he ate a whole basket of roma tomatoes hope he hears this but it was hilarious dude we'd sit by the fire pit and just talk about stupid shit forever just with the boys let's keep going thanks fuck well damn we heard the best part for last yo yo benny d what's good babe um question for the pod uh how shocked were you guys when tamaris uh like just took the money for herself like did anyone have an inkling she was had an ulterior motive or were you guys totally blindsided thanks but uh were we blindsided yeah because i didn't even know that was an option i don't really think anybody else knew either or just even thought that could even happen like nobody was like it seemed like if anybody would have like predicted that it would have been I don't really think anybody else knew either or just even thought that could even happen.

Like nobody was like, it seemed like if anybody would have predicted that, it would have been Danny because Danny was predicting shit the whole time. He'd be like, yo, I bet this, I bet that, I bet this, I bet. But nah, man, we didn't even know. But she did. Maybe. Just keep going.

How quickly did you realize that none of the girls deserved you? Not sick. I didn't care, bro. I was just happy to be there. I honestly had, I just was happy to be there and I didn't want to wear something dumb on tv I was just like if I can make a couple jokes be with the homies and obviously find love then I'm Gucci I just wanted to be a positive experience and I think they they bro they they made me look so good honestly I don't I'm not that

I don't look that good but they made me look good made me look awesome so shout out to F boy oh okay we got a couple more sick school boy voice here we go

what's up Benedict i'm trying this again because i sounded like a real asshole in the first one um my question is for you benedict if mercedes is a c-class wagon mercedes and you are a toyota 2020 highlander I would love to know your opinion on what kind of car is Tom. Also, please come to Chicago. Thanks. I'll come to Chicago. Laugh Factory. Zany's.

Tell him. Tell him to book me. Tom. What car is tom tom's like a f1 car because like he looks badass but sometimes he breaks down has a little trouble here and there but i swear to god when he pulls up you're like oh shit like i told you he was right by me in the plane on the way there I was a little trouble here and there, but I swear to God, when he pulls up, you're like, oh, shit. Like I told you, he was right by me in the plane on the way there. And I was like, how am I supposed to compete with this shit?

Cowboy hat, three chains, arm sleeve, tatted. I was like, I was sitting there in a leather coat, just sleeping my dick off in the plane Just all fucked up Horrible What's up Benny boy Big fan here Couple questions for ya Did the F boys really sleep in Limbro And did you get to talk

And hit on Nicky off camera Ha ha ha Fuck Fuck to talk and hit on neki off camera ha ha ha fuck fuck um what's the first question oh guys did they sleep in limbro i don't know i was never there

but i guess they could have because it didn't rain literally one fucking day while we were there. So they could have slept outside for real. Oh, mosquitoes and shit. I don't know. Did I flirt with Nikki? Talk to her?

Did you say flirt? No. I was too scared I was going to piss my pants. My lip was quivering more than Tom when I tried to talk to her. I was like, don't run. Nah, she's cool though. We talked a little bit here and there.

Just about like comedian shit. It was brief though. Cause Nikki was like super like, like she was brief though because nikki was like super like like she was like the goddess if you like tried to approach her or something people would be like get away like she had her own like team around her and shit legit let's keep going is everything scripted for fuckboy island

dude if I get asked that shit one more time everybody comes up to me and says that you gotta understand if that shit was scripted that means we would have to act and that whole time we'd have to be actors.

And that would mean we were the best actors of all time. Because you boy can't act. I guess it looked like I was trying to act because I was so like awkward but yeah, I guess if that was the case we'd all win Oscars.

Because there's no way, bro. I guess they would like point us in the right direction sometimes they'd be like yo go over there and talk about what happened last night just like engage a conversation and then we'd talk about it and who knows what who said what but they'd like been going there because there's some shit going on. And right now you're just fucking picking your nose by the fire pit in the pool. And I'd be like, oh, shit. All right. But that's the only help they gave us.

It's all real deal, baby girl. Just keep going. So my question for episodes 9 and 10 um after you didn't get picked did you get to watch from afar what happened to everyone else or were you just like out also i think we need an f girl version of taha fuck i was just thinking about that The version The girl version of Taha fuck

Is just Taha shit Taha shit Taha fuck Taha shit Then they kiss What did we do when we got eliminated this is actually hilarious

so I got eliminated and you gotta get the fuck out of the house so I said my shit to the camera and then they put me in a van just a big ass just a stupid van it sounds so dumb they literally put me in a van i had no idea what was going on elimination i was like am i being here all night because they didn't want me to know what was going

on it was like a big reveal thing then all of a sudden i see fucking danny walking by and I'm like, and he's walking, he's like kind of pissed and shit. And I'm like, Danny banging on the windows. He goes, then he gets in a van behind me. And I'm like, oh my God. And then me and him are like, bro, like looking through the windows, like, bro, we're just in two different vans. Like, come on, what happened?

I don't know. Oh my God. I couldn't really hear him. But we're just in two different vans like come on what happened i don't know oh my god i couldn't really hear me but we were just like oh pissed for like two hours just sitting in a van like out of the ceiling in our dress clothes then all of a sudden we see casey and nico both and we're like oh what how do you know if you're eliminated and i'm limited and then how do they bother oh and they both walk to a van right what the fuck dude is insane but yeah we just were all eliminated in vans it was pretty uh pretty uh humbling but it was crazy bro because we were just putting it all together. Like, me, Danny, Nico.

It was real deal. All right, hold up. Hi. I'm calling because I want to know. Oh, my my gosh there's so much i want to know but did you have any part of you that felt like you were going to win or did you know you were gonna lose oh my gosh and then i think i have another question all right let's keep going with that wait wait did i think I was gonna win kinda already answered that but uh yeah

I thought I had a shot and during my speech like I made her cry so I was like I like said something I said something real like I did it like I don't know and then looking back on it like that probably wasn't a good cry whoops what's the next question what was your favorite meal that was cooked um we have a friend

of a friend and they told me that you had chefs that came and cooked so i'm curious what your favorite meal was i'm telling you though we had chefs and they made bomb food they made steak sometimes like for the super bowl they made like super bowl food pizza and like chicken tenders and shit um but at the end of the nights like after at the end of the mixers we'd all the guys would just raid the kitchen because we'd be so hungry and it was like stress relieving bro we made this recipe called brogurt and it was tom's idea i tell him every day i'm like bro please do like a cooking tutorial on brogurt we get yogurt because they had so much yogurt in that goddamn house we put scoops of

protein in it and then a little bit granola mix it up maybe some fruit on top and just bang it it was so good brogurt i want some right now i might go to walgreens after that and get some after that after this i'm gonna go to walgreens after this and get some why did i say that after that after this i'm gonna go to walgreens after this and get some why did i say that he's losing his mind but one night i made eggs because i was like another thing we had a bunch of eggs i was like fuck i'll make some eggs because it's the only thing i know how to make made four of them burnt the shit out of my arm i might have told you guys this already but like on my first date with louise you can see i'm like holding up a wine glass like this and you can clearly see just blood scab. Everybody's like, what's that from?

I'm like, eggs. Because eggs Benedict? Shut up. Let's keep going. Also, I think it's pretty hilarious that they would refer to the vapes, but like it would just be in y'all's rooms. So I'm curious to like where

people just walk around vaping and then when cameras were on they're like put that shit up or was it only allowed in your rooms i'm also very curious about that there's a funny story about that but uh yeah we could only vape off camera it didn't have to be in our rooms but we could vape like whenever but it was like very limited and one time they kept telling us like yeah we'll get you guys vapes we'll get you guys vapes

because when you run out of a vape you're like fiending not me but you know you just I mean you get addicted to it and if you don't have it especially when you're like you know you're used to having it and they're like yeah we'll get you your vape today and they didn't and they didn't and they didn't and they didn't one dude on the show not gonna say who it was was like i'm not filming anymore if you don't get these vapes

next thing you know 15 vapes show up to the house. And the same guy wanted a vape so bad and didn't have one. And it was like the end of the show and like it wasn't working out. And like it was just like they weren't going to go get him one. And I have a vape in my backpack that I use like for props, like for like videos and shit like that. And I was like, bro, you're never going to believe what's in my bag. And I gave it to him and his whole life changed,

changed my whole life. But pretty much. Yeah, we could vape just not on camera, but it would have made sense on camera. Cause we're F boys, you know? Hey Benedict, which one do you think is worse? Luis choosing Mercedes over you? But it would have made sense on camera because we're F boys, you know. Hey, Benedict.

Which one do you think is worse? Luis choosing Mercedes over you or if she had ended up being an F girl? Love you. Love you more. Mean it. Which would have been worse? Luis picking Mercedes or Luis?ise being an f girl just learned her name by the way in miami she's like my name's louise i was like oh okay could have told me that six months ago ex-girlfriend whoops said louise the whole time but uh i guess it would have been worse if louise

was an f girl because that means that none of that would have been true you know because we shared some moments but that means if she'sGrow, none of it would have been true. But now, but she picks Mercedes, like, you know, we, we, we made some connections, you could say. Don't know if you've heard that word before, but yeah. Yeah. Like if all that stuff was fake, like that know i if the crying was fake like i can't take that all right i'm sensitive i'm a little bitch i wouldn't be able to i wouldn't be able to digest that so yeah i'm glad she wasn't an f girl last one one big ben i was a big fan of yours before you went on f boy island for the comedy skits but i just got to know if there's there's any chance you uh link up with tamaris i just i feel like

you guys would click well damn bro thanks for watching the skits that's a good question Well, damn, bro. Thanks for watching the skits. That's a good question. I didn't really get to talk to Tamaris that much during the show because, you know, she's messing with her 15 dudes that were after her. I was messing with Louise. But this is funny. Behind-the-scenes moment. Behind-the-scenes moment.

I actually, we were on the same flight. And I sat by her. Just because we were like, oh, we're not sitting by like random people. But I sat by her. And we started watching a movie. And she's like, you want some? And she had a bunch of Oreos. And we both had like three Oreos.

And both immediately passed out before the movie started. And I was like, maybe we are meant to be. Same shit. Didn't watch one second of the movie. Woke up when the fucking flight landed. Oh, alright. See ya.

But I don't know, bro. She cool though. Can't believe I said it like that. Why'd I say it like that? But that's it, fam. Another one of the books is going to be one of the last F boy Island AMAs. Or maybe I do like,

ask me anything about the whole entire season next or something, or maybe I'll have a little special guest on. Let me know what you want me to do. Revolving, involving FBoy Island stuff. But that was awesome, man. Jesus Christ. The fucking voice sounds like a lawnmower. Thank you guys for submitting the questions.

It means a lot. They're all dope. I love answering them. I love FBoy Island. I love the fans around it. Thank you guys so much, man. I made like a bunch of awesome friends out there and making even better friends online

with you guys being fans of the show. So thank you guys so much. Remember $5 to join the Patreon every month to get an extra episode every week. Talk about a lot of behind the scenes stuff on there too. So check that out. But okay. I'll talk to you guys next week.

Alright fam.