Espresso - FBOY Island AMA (ep.123)

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

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What's up, fam? Espresso Shot 220. I'm your host, Benedict Polizzi, and this is the Espresso Podcast. Hey, remember to join the Patreon for $5 for one extra episode each week. We're gonna be talking some hot, juicy F-Boy Island behind-the-scenes stuff. I talk about the premiere in Miami, all that crazy shit. Join. It's only $5 and you can listen to my little bitch ass talk. But yeah, FBoy Island episodes four, five, and six

dropping tonight. We'll see. One, two, and three were straight up fucking fried, dude. How is this even a show? But we got to run through these questions because this week's Espresso question of the week is ask me anything about FBoy Island episodes 1, 2, and 3. I watched them last night for the first time.

And I'm an idiot. But let's go. Let's dive into this shit. Oh, my God. Here we go. From Anonymous. Ask me anything about FYI on episodes one, two, or three. Okay.

One word. Luk one word what the fuck dude i don't know either is the thing bro he out fuck boy the fuck boys he played that shit so well dude we had to like we had to like take a minute after after he pulled that at elimination we had to like sit back like all like all that shit is real everybody's like this shit's scripted no dude and there was stuff going on behind this behind the scenes that like didn't make the cut like he he wanted to so bad dive into the pool after that and we're there everybody's like bro no no no you can't dive into the water like it's you'll literally get electrocuted he's like so

oh shit but no he we're we're bro, how did you lie so good? You're not supposed to lie to us. You're supposed to lie to the girls. He's a different animal. But he makes good TV. But yeah, good question. All right, let's keep going. All right, dude.

How many fucking drinks in were you when you kind of went for that smooth little kiss with louise she has no idea what you're doing pretty sure your tongue connected with a little wax in the earlobe not sure you kind of liked it not sure she liked it let's hear about it i don't even know if i liked it dog Was it her ear? I can't remember. Dude, it was so awkward. They, like, filmed it from the back. They were like, ah. Yeah, I got a thing for nibbling earlobes, so.

Got as close as I could. No, like, I don't know. I just went for a kiss on the cheek, you know? I didn't, I've never watched reality TV before. I didn't know you had to tongue fuck every girl the first minute you're on a date with her. I was like, I guess I'll just play it cool and try to sneak one in. Plus, I didn't want you guys to see my tongue on TV unless I was doing this. Dude, I'm done with this part.'s keep going i'm sweating this is just a simple small comment by the way are you in an air conditioning unit how did mercedes get away with having his name be mercedes be Mercedes. That's like if my name was Van.

Dog, I was thinking about that the whole time. I was like, there's no way that's his name. It's way too cool. You know when people have stage names? I was like, that's gotta be it. It's too cool. What if his real

name was fucking Benedict? And they're like, bro, there's another guy on the show named Benedict, and you just got to pick a name. So he just looked outside his car, and he's like, Mercedes. No, but that name is way too cool. Fuck, standing ovation to Mercedes parents for fucking just pulling that one out of the hat. Let's name him the coolest, classiest, sexiest car because he's going to be the coolest, classiest, sexiest guy later on.

We know it. Nah, bro, I feel you on that. That's crazy. If my name was Van, he said. Jesus. Let's keep going. I'm curious how long your date with Louise actually was. It looked like an all-day thing during the episode,

so I'm curious if it actually was an all-day thing or if it was just edited to look that way and what all did you guys do on that date? So happy you're on the show. You're hilarious. Have a good one. Shut up. I love you.

My heart's melting. No, those day dates were like literally half the day. What'd we do? Um, they don't tell you till you get there and you're just like, I have no idea. I have no idea. And they're not supposed to give away any secrets, nothing. So I'm just supposed to. It's like a blind date. They're just taking you somewhere. It's like you just got kidnapped. They put you in a van and they take you somewhere. But luckily for me, right when I got in the van, I was with a producer.

And the driver looked at the producer and he goes, to the marina? And I was like, okay. All right. Sounds good. Let me get my trunks on. Nah, but we just went on a boat and just chilled. I mean, you saw it, but it was a lot longer than what it seemed like. And it was different because, like, yeah, you guys saw, like, awkward parts of that date. But, like, before that, like, bro, there's so much, like interaction between us that they we don't see

and i think i think she's kind of awkward no i'm kind of awkward so like made sense she's just way better on camera probably and she probably like dates a lot more people or like you know knows how to ask serious girls know how to ask questions dude and guys don't know how to answer them especially if you're me. That might have been the most serious conversation I've ever had in my life. So, yeah, there's a lot of interaction and stuff and that part, those parts are fun and then, you know, you get to film and ask

and like real stuff and like, you know, that's the stuff, that's the entertaining stuff they want. So, you guys saw like snippets, but that might have been like a six hour date. Maybe. Cause there's so much like movement and we got to get this shot and that shot. And it's just a lot of shit. And like the ride there takes forever. Like you got to wait outside of van. That's like half the date is like waiting outside of a van for three hours and then getting back and being like, all right, I'm starving. And then you got to wait outside of the van for another three hours.

But it was a good time, honestly. Let's keep going. How many adult beverages are F boys or F girls served approximately each evening? Some scenes make it seem like it's quite a few dude and if you like didn't drink and then you just started drinking on the show like yeah you're gonna get fucked up quick but I made sure when I was getting ready

for the show to drink a bottle of wine every night so I didn't show my ass when I took three shots the first time we filmed something literally so I didn't show my ass when I took three shots the first time we filmed something literally so I didn't moon people but I was like I need to build my tolerance a little bit so I can handle this because I had no idea what to expect going in but we had we were allowed two drinks an hour when we were allowed to drink like it wasn't just like throughout the day like if we were like having a party or something and the bar was open which It wasn't just throughout the day.

If we were having a party or something and the bar was open, which wasn't for long, we had two drinks an hour. But you know, we're a house of 26 F-Boys. We're going to figure out a way to break the rules. Whoops. Let's keep going. Yeah, so my question for FBoyIsland episode one through three is, did you put it in anybody's butt?

You fucking idiot, dude. Why are these my favorite questions? I don't know. You've got to watch. Spoiler alert. No, I'm kidding. But Mercedes sure fucked me in the ass episode two god damn oh shit i love you idiots hey i'm just wondering why you joined the show i thought i saw stories like at one point that you had like a girlfriend or something. But I don't know if that's correct.

Also, like, I mean, we all know everyone that follows you on Instagram knows like how fun you are. So obviously they're lucky to have you. You sweet ass. I love you guys, man. Yeah, I did have a girlfriend like less than a year ago. But she broke up with me and to find myself, what did I do? I went on a reality TV show, but yeah, best experience of my life.

Um, and yeah, I thought it was like, they were, it was different that they casted me cause I'm like the, uh, like was like, they were, it was different that they casted me, because I'm like the, like a idiot funny guy, and like right when I pulled up, I was kind of nervous, because we pulled up to a different spot than we actually filmed in, and one of the producers looked at me, and he's like, we have mutual friends, and I was like, okay, they had a plan, like I thought they just blindly casted me, I was like, okay. They had a plan. Like, I thought they just blindly casted me. I was like, all right.

But, no, thanks for saying they're lucky to have me. Who knows? We'll see if they really were. All right, let's keep going. Hey, this question is for the podcast. I'm actually curious if there's any of the guys that you just absolutely did not get along with. No, man. Real shit.

I liked everybody, and I still do. Everybody. Mercedes. Yeah, people are probably like, dude, I had so many people in my DMs that were like, yo, you need me to pull up on Mercedes? I'll straighten them out. I was like, bro, we're homies. Like, it's a TV show. But you know who was kind of annoying?

Mia. I'm just playing with you. Oh, God. All right. Next set. We're ripping through these bitches. Next set. These are the requests message requests these are gonna get stupid have you considered throwing a massive curveball and coming out of the closet on the show

why is this every other question? Have I considered coming out on the show? Every minute of every hour of every day I was there, to be honest. Because that's how bad I was losing my mind at one point. And we're in a house of 26 shredded dudes. Of course. a house of 26 shredded dudes of course but yeah bro i was around guys for like forever dude you start to get you start to i mean that when you're in a house full of dudes for that long like you start to go crazy not that i was gonna turn gay but you just start to be like oh my god and that's like part of reality tv is that it's just wild let's keep going how much time are we into this thing bro this podcast is gonna be like 13 minutes

you guys can hear me smacking and shit. Whoops, alright. Sir. Dog, what was he about to say? You think he just sneezed like real gently? You hear this shit? He just sneezed like the cutest bitch of all time. Sir.

Hello. Sir. Hello. Sir. What are you allergic to, bro? The haters? All right, let's keep going, though. Like, what's the deal with Mercedes? And why is he just always giving off those F-boy vibes? By the way, I hope you win it.

You're fucking hilarious. Yeah, dude, you sound like an F-boy. Maybe I hope he did that on purpose. F-boy vibes. From now on, I require everybody to leave a voice message with ending in Fuck. he'll leave a voice message with ending in... Fuck. Oh, shit.

Why is he giving off F-boy vibes? Because he admits that, I mean, obviously he's an F-boy. He's a pro F-boy, dude. Or say he's top-tier elite F-boy. He's the, he's the goat of F boys. Him and Garrett, bro. Top next level. You just know he's doing his thing. He's good at it. We'll see where it goes. Um, cause I honestly forget. I'm like, Oh God, if I answer questions about FY Island, I'm going to give. I'm like, oh, God, if I answer questions about F.Y. Island, I'm going to give away spoilers. I forget everything from the show. Literally.

I was like, how am I going to? I don't remember one thing. I wrote shit down every day that I did so I wouldn't forget what was happening. And I went back and read it, and none of it makes sense. Nothing. Nothing. Every single thing I wrote down, I was like, was I high? I was like, who wrote this? Is this Tom's journal?

There's not even anything in it about the show. I was like, today I ate tacos, and tomorrow I hope it's tacos. Fuck. There's nothing in it. It's all bullshit. Nothing about the show. I was like, I got a COVID test today. Passed it. Didn't go swimming because I didn't like my swimsuits that I brought. Oh, that's one thing. You want to know a secret about reality TV? We had to pack 10 swimsuits. They're like, what's the hardest part of the show? And I was like the packing. Holy shit. 10. They were all my swimsuits are trash,

dude. I had one good one. I don't even know if it was a swimsuit. Didn't he have the liner in it? Let's keep going. What's up? Longtime follower. Never listen to the pod. I don't know what my problem is. Me neither. But here I am leaving a voice message. Definitely will listen to the podcast in the future. That's fam.

I believe you. I might delete this. So if it goes through. Bro. I'm going to send another one. That was the sweetest shit anyone's ever said to me. And you're just going to. Well, it went through. so it's not being deleted

Alright so I semi know Casey Johnson Not well enough to get offended By anything you say But I am curious about What your thoughts are Of Casey And just like the most absurd thing you heard him say Fucking Casey dude

Casey's low keykey gotta start everything every sentence with low-key because i'm not sure what i'm gonna say or not and i was on f1 casey's like the smoothest like well-dressed like dude you know like if casey's pulled up at your house and your mom was at your house she'd'd be like, I don't like that boy. Like he, mm-hmm, mm, mm-hmm. And that's all that would happen with that. But yeah, bro, Casey's dope. I actually, this was crazy.

When Casey popped up in episode three, he was like dapping us all up and stuff he's like what's up bro i'm casey what's up man i'm casey what's up because everybody like kind of knew him and stuff and i was like i don't i don't know i saw him for a little bit like on the trailer of the first season because that's all i watched but he looked at me and he was like oh i know you're dumb ass from instagram and i was like yes i got a friend, bitch. He goes, you're you're are you insane? I was like, yeah. But like he thank God, bro, because that was a he we like couldn't believe that we both knew each other. Like from Instagram and stuff is wild.

But the most insane thing that he said, dude, I always think about this. And one day in the house, it was just like a Sunday where we weren't doing shit. And all the guys were just like rapping about F-Boy Island. And we kept like bouncing from person to person. And it got to Casey. And this is just burned in my head. He was like, uh, damn girl, I know it's not me

that you trusting, but that ass is bussing. I think about that shit every day. Oh, shit. And that's all he said. And everyone was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, he's got bars. He's got bars. He's got bars. But we would laugh about that kind of shit behind the scenes. He was just the coolest dude. He was just a real-ass dude, you know? Like, he would just be straight up with you. You know, like, other people in there, you couldn't say shit around.

Because you're like, I could probably. He might, like, you know, backstab me or something. Maybe. I don't know. So you wanted to, like, you wanted to, like, you know, backstab me or something, maybe. I don't know. So you wanted to, like, but, like, Casey's one of those dudes that I, like, had a good. I mean, we'll see. But I had a good friendship with. And even if he did fuck me over on the show later at some point for something that I don't know about yet,

I'm still going to be homies with him forever. He's one of my really good friends He's a motherfucking dog I don't know why I said that Let's keep going Hey, I just wanna say that You're so funny, I laugh a lot You make my day

With all your videos and stuff And I just Want to ask Why did you enter the FBoy Island? Why are you looking for it? Are you looking for love? Or are you looking for money? Want to know.

Damn, baby girl. You got to watch this show to figure that out. But thank you for saying I entertain you. That's the key to my heart. But no, I low-key can't tell you. Because that's the whole premise of the show. What if I just said it? Let's keep going.

Hey yo, Benedict, would you do it again? Would you do FBoy Island next season? Um... No matter what the outcome of the show is a hundred percent i'd do it again i might rent out the house and just go there not not to film anything just to drink 14 glasses of wine and sit like a gargoyle like this just because i miss it like this just because I miss it now like I mean it's like anything that is worth uh doing you know that's that didn't make any sense but like you know you don't you're like oh this is this will this will be a good thing for me you know that's got its ups and downs it's just like

anything uh but in the end bro it It always It was a good thing for sure And I would do it again Because it was fun And you just meet the homies bro There's so many guys Bro The premiere weekend And we were all just there

All the guys They're like my best friends now Because we went through some shit I'm about to start crying We gotta change the subject. Let's keep going. Okay, so after watching maybe 12-ish hours of FBoy Island this weekend.

Oh, yeah. Hey, and if you watched FBoy Island, dude, I had like three people come up to me and they were like, yo, bro, we're watching FBoy Island. You're not on it. I'm like, that's because you're not on the right season. But good for you guys for watching season one because that'll like put some things into perspective and connect some dots and shit. I know that sounds annoying to say. Because you're like, oh, if I watch uh spider-man 2 does that mean i have to

watch spider-man 1 2 so i can like know what's happening yeah kind of i mean a little bit yeah but um yeah props for watching everything but season 2 is the season do the uh did the guys know beforehand each other's statuses, or is that a surprise to everyone else as well? Like, I feel like that would change how you're playing the game. But I can't lie. This shit's fun as fuck to watch. Hey, love the pod.

Thank you. Shut up. I love you. More. But, yeah, that's like the first thing they say to us when we arrive they're like okay don't fucking tell anyone what you're coming here for because that'll literally ruin your chances of doing anything on the show so from that moment everybody's like all right but like throughout the throughout the time filming

and stuff you know people and you like you talk to them you can just kind of get a feel for what's going on but like people like lukash like you gotta feel that he was a great dude and like you know or just an innocent like guy that was homeschooled or some shit and you're just like yeah it's my dog like i mean whatever he's being himself. Like, he's definitely, like, an innocent guy. Like, there's no harm done there. And he turns around, his whole demeanor changes, and he's an F-boy, and you're like, oh! There's that kind of thing, too.

So you just never know. That's what makes this show so, like, so great. Because, like, what? Really? Yeah, those elimination nights are different. Let's keep going. What's up, Ben? Love the podcast.

Love the episodes one through three. You rock. I was just wondering if there was anything that the producers made you do or if they were like, you know, to anyone else, they're like, hey, hang out with this guy or something like that. I don't know. I've heard they've like manipulate stuff on like this kind of shows. All right. Peace. Hell, yeah. Thanks, homie. But no, bro, that's a beautiful thing about FBoy Island is, I mean, they put you in the environment, like, but there's enough psychos and, like, crazy idiots on the show that, like, something's bound to happen.

So they don't, dude, I wish a producer would have told me to hold Luis's hand like this. That was all me. But, no, man, they really don't have any say like they might like low-key uh tell you some shit like say there's a fight going on inside in the house and your dumb ass is fucking sitting by the pool outside they'll be like yo there's shit going on and then you're like oh my god okay and you go inside and like see what's going on but that's kind of what they do they don't like all right today this is what you're gonna say to her like there's none of that it's all off the dome obviously oh shit but yeah it's uh i didn't know how that was gonna go down either because i don't watch reality tv for the 20th time

and you can obviously tell but uh i was like I wonder if it will be a little bit scripted. But it's just totally not. It's kind of weird that way, too. All right. Next. Are you actually that fucking awkward? Shut up! Okay, that was harsh are you that awkward when actually talking to a female or was it just for show i don't know you get it i'm not gonna lie i thought i was killing it when we were filming.

And like, yeah. Dude, like I said earlier, that's probably the most serious conversation I've ever had in my life. And the fact that there's 27 cameras up your ass while you're talking about it. Yeah, I'm awkward. Dude, I've had... I don't have any smooth in me.

I've never had a plan. Every time I talk to a girl, I'm like, always just kidding. I'm like, okay, yeah, we'll see where this goes. I thought I was killing it. And I asked my homies actually too. I was like, am I, I like watched it and I was like, am I awkward talking to girls? And they're all like, yeah. Dude, that's just how it goes down. am I like watching? I was like, am I awkward talking to girls? And they're all like, yeah, dude,

that's just how it goes down. And they, I mean, they did like choose the fucking most awkward parts. Probably. There's probably more awkward shit, but that's just how it went down, dude. Wow.

Are you that fucking awkward? The answer is yes. All right. there's some more shit in here did i already do this i think so hold on shut up this looks good oh shit you know when you press a button on your like keyboard on your computer and your your shit looks different you press a button on your keyboard on your computer and your shit looks different and you can never figure it out? You just turn your computer off because you're like, I don't know. That's what just happened to me.

But we'll pretend it didn't. Next. I have a question for the podcast. When in the hell did you disappear to go shoot this? Like, when were you gone? Yeah, no shit. I'm glad you didn't notice. So I could just die for two months and you'd be like, hmm, wonder what Ben's up to.

Thanks. No, but February? Yeah. And this is actually wild before I left I was like almost gonna jump out my window because my plan was like all right I'm gonna do this show but everybody's obviously gonna know I'm somewhere because I post shit every day like it, it's not going to be me. So I had to, like, backlog, like, all these videos, all these, who's buying this? Merch on sale in my bio.

And, like, interviews and just, like, stupid shit. I had to backlog a bunch of podcasts to put out. And I, like, I had one of my homies, Derek James, tweet for me. Like, we had an operation my manager was posting videos at like select times and shit so like my manager and my homie Derek were just keeping me alive for like a month and however long it was too maybe but yeah they were just they were just holding it down who Whoops, just kicked the entire camera. But yeah, dude, it, uh, it was a bitch getting ready for the show. Cause I was like, you know, the night before like a flight, like you, I have never slept

before a flight, but I was like editing videos, like a fucking psychopath and packing my bag with like fucking the most bloodshot eyes ever. I literally had a panic attack before i left and my sister came up and she was like are you ready and i was like no when people ask you if you're ready uh how about never have been is that a good answer but i was wearing the corniest fucking coat and she was like I wouldn't wear that. And I was like, really?

And she goes, yeah, I wouldn't wear that. So I took off the coat and I was like, should I wear this leather jacket? And she was like, yeah, do it. And bro,

I wore that leather jacket a lot. But yeah, that's what went down. I'm glad you didn't know. How much time did you spend filming. How much time did you spend filming and how much time did you spend working out and bro-ing out? Hold on, there's more. Per day.

That's a good question. We were filming shit all the time. it seemed like we weren't but we were i'd say like the amount of time we filmed during the day probably like 69 percent fuck but uh no that's actually like kind of a true percentage. Because like a producer is always waking you up or like for something. And like, yo, we got to film. Like in between everything, I'd be like, we got to film. Come on. And like, okay, like you'd be shooting B-roll.

Just like the shit you see on the show, like in between the stuff, like with guys in it, like doing stupid shit. Like we were doing that all day. And like we were tiktoks and shit on like high-res cameras and like there's there's we always had something to film film a scene come on we're gonna talk about this from the other guy always something except for like elimination days we didn't really film that much on elimination because, like, the crew production had to, like, set up. You can tell elimination days on F.Y. Island look different than, like, a regular day. Because they, like, build shit and they, like, make it look like they, like, kill it. They, like, put shit here.

They put the couches out there like that takes a lot of time for them they don't like drill shit into the ground like it was wild and plus we don't film that day because we're preparing our minds to get straight up grilled by Luis that night on the chopping block like that day is stressful because you're like, fuck, I hope I'm okay, but I remember when I breathed the other day around her, she might have thought that was a red flag, so I'm going to need to address that, so what can I say? I have asthma. Is that a good, yeah, I can just tell her I have asthma is that a good yeah i can just tell her asthma if that comes up but like that's all you do all day is over to think sucks so if we were to film on elimination days we'd be like throwing up and shit all right here we go all right what's up what's up so you had to describe

All right, here we go. All right, what's up, what's up? So you had to describe Garrett, Casey, Mercedes, and maybe any of the other guys as children's snacks. Which snacks would they be? Sick. I love the end of every voice message. Why children's snacks, but why are children's snacks the only food I want to eat?

Garrett, Casey, and Mercedes as snacks? All right, Garrett is a warhead. Because you remember those shits? You eat one and you're like, oh, fuck. Yeah, and it hits you, right? Like, unexpectedly hits you and you're like oh my god i hate this so much that's garrett bro casey's uh i'm just gonna do candy i guess casey's uh tobe larone those like sexy ass i mean not that. Those like chocolates that are real like, like rich people chocolate.

Because it's smooth, it's classy, and there's a shape of a triangle just like Casey's little ass. I mean, what? Mercedes? Mercedes? Mercedes is, Mercedes is Mercedes is Like the

The caramel that's at the bottom of your Grandma's purse And you fucking find it one day And you eat it and you're like fuck And it's stuck in your teeth for Four weeks and you're just like god damn it That's them As kids candy Even though that's not kids candy candy's candy but fuck it

is he hungry you can't tell all right let's keep going how many followers have you gained since your f-boy island fame on all social medias FBoyIsland fame. On all social medias. Did he, like, sneak that? He's, like, doing this shit. I probably lost followers. No, I probably did.

But my dad reposted me on LinkedIn, so that counts, right? My dad before the show comes out, AB. Anything he want me to post on LinkedIn, I got about 500,000 followers. I was like, dude, LinkedIn is like not a game of followers, but thanks. And I was like, yeah, here, post these two things. He's like, I got something funny I'm going to say. And I was like, I don't want to know, but just make sure it's not too long and tag where you can watch it. He didn't do any of that shit.

He posts two things that didn't make any sense. They were both screenshots for my shit. And he said, he didn't even say what it was on. He was like, hope you can tune in. Then put dash JP. Tune in where? And why did you put your initials at the bottom of the post? Parents always think they have to sign their name on social media posts.

Like it's a civil war love note like it's your long lost pen pal bro your name's on it your name's on it hey just in case you thought i was a fake account jp no but he really did that and i don't know how many followers I've gained. Maybe like low key. This sounds vain, but probably 700. Because I noticed my shit did shoot up a little bit. Not that I'm counting or anything.

But it's not that much. You'd think like, Dude, you're going to be on a reality show. The whole world's going to see it. It's not. much you'd think like dude you're gonna be on a reality show the whole world's gonna see it it's not it's it's really and it's been like a slow thing too you don't just get like a pop of followers overnight it's always a bunch of it's just a bunch of like single moms that were in the army and shit nothing crazy i'm curious about what happens behind the scenes when they're just focusing in on like one-on-one dates what are all of you guys doing I mean are you just stuck in that house does it have a gym like what do you do with all that time because if you're just not I mean if

you can't watch tv or anything like that I feel like y'all go stir crazy. And that's why there'd be drama going on because you probably all are just at that point so bored. You get at each other's throats. You have no patience. But I don't know. I'm curious. What do y'all do when the cameras aren't rolling when everyone's at the house? Dude, that's kind of the thing about reality TV.

Like, it is like a head game and you do like want to kill everybody the first three days so imagine being there any longer but uh yeah that's the thing bro like you can't i couldn't like after a week i was like jesus christ i can't do this shit anymore but you just gotta, figure out a way to get your head back in the game and stuff like that. Like, I had to work out. Yeah, you work out. Like, on those dates, like, you're always filming shit. You're always doing shit.

You might have one hour to sleep, but, like, there's shit going around. You can't really sleep. Like, you got your thinking about shit. Like, you're pretty much up just sitting on the couch. There's no TV, bro. No phones, homie. Like, you're just bro-ing. But then a producer will tap you on the shoulder and be like,

yo, let's do a scene out here by the pool, or let's shoot a TikTok over here. Like, you're busy, dude. It's a job. It really is a job, straight up. Like, it's not just, like, fun in paradise. Seems like that, but, like, bro, you're doing shit. Let's keep going.

What the actual fuck went through your mind when Lukasz and Nikolaj both said they were fuckboys? Well, when Nikolaj said he was a fuckboy, we were all like no shit but when lukash said he was a fuck boy we all like had to take a break i think i already talked about this maybe because i can't i can't remember anything for more than two minutes ago but yeah we had to like we all had it was like 10 minutes of that. You know, everybody was like, what?

What the, no, what? Like it was 10 minutes of that. He turned into a supervillain, bro. His face changed. Like when he said he was an F-boy and turned back to us, he looked different. His name wasn't Lukasz anymore. It was the Joker. Joker no but for real when Lukasz turned around it looked like there were flames behind him and he was petting a cat he's like I'm an f-boy

that's what happened in my head and there actually were flames out there so like it made perfect sense i was like this is crazy somebody tranquilize him he's gonna light this whole place on fire i'm still scared of him all right let's keep going yo i watched a show last night me and my girlfriend and the dude mercedes why was he hating on you so bad? Like, what the fuck, dude? Pick somebody else to hate on. That was more.

Oh yeah, my favorite part was when Mercedes was walking back with her girl, and you was in the back grabbing fucking wine and drinks and shit. You set up a damn picnic basket on the damn steps right there. Yeah, I're taking notes. Yeah, I'm taking notes over here, man.

My girl said, look what Ben's doing. I said, hey, stop looking at Ben. Yeah, that's what, yeah, take notes, boys. When you're in trouble, just set up a fucking picnic on the stairs with salami. Why is he hating on me so much, bro? Because that's his, like, he's eliminating the competition, dog. And I guess I'm a big threat.

So, I mean, it's not just me. He's hating on everybody. But, I mean, that's king of F boys. Got to do what he's got to do. He's good at it. Yeah, that picnic shit, like, dude, nobody knows this. No one knows this, but...

Okay, when I was, like, gathering all that stuff in the house to put on the stairs, like, they didn't show it, but, like, Mercedes and Luis were talking on a couch, and I was, like, grabbing shit like right behind them. Like I grabbed a pillow,

like one foot away from Mercedes and like had a bunch of shit in my hands. And they were like, what are you doing, bro? And I was just like, and then I just set that shit up at the top of the stairs, like all weird, but it looked good.

And then after that night ended, me, J-Brain, and Asante ate all the rest of the food that was on the stairs. Salami, lunch meat, fucking Cheetos. Bro, there was white wine there? Are you serious? That shit was gone in three seconds. Oh, God. That was a good night. Couple more.

Yo, it's Anonymous Clint. Was there anything in the first few episodes that didn't make the air that you wish would have? And also, do you need me to talk to mercedes mom because uh because because i'll let him know dude i'll straighten him out something that didn't make the air that i wish would have oh man you know they didn't i don't know if they will or not but for for my date, they didn't. After every date, it's like a big dramatic thing where you walk in after your date and all 25 or 26 dudes are sitting there. And they're just like, what happened?

And you're like, fuck. And the first question is, you kiss her kiss her kiss her kiss her and you're like fuck i don't really want to like share this information with everybody right now but like 26 guys are gonna like slap you in the face if you don't so i like when it happened to me after the date with me and Luis, I was, like, hype. I was like, yo, that was tight. Like, I was excited.

Like, I thought it went well. I thought I killed. On that awkward-ass shit. Bro, but I went down there, and all the dudes were all dressed up, ready for the night, and they're like, what happened, bro? And I was like, all right,

this is what actually happened. We both got fucking seasick real shit fucking i don't know who was driving the boat long john silver or captain crunch but he was like and like dude it was just chaos and we were both like kind of not feeling great. And she was like, oh my god, I think I'm sick. And I was like, um. And I thought on some smooth shit, I wish the cameras would have got this. I fucking had a Pepto-Bismol pill just in case. I had to shit my pants.

And I got it. And she was like, I don't feel good. And the date was over. And I ran to where she was like I don't feel good and I like the camera everything was the date was over and I ran to the where she was and I was like here heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea hey pep up as well and she's like oh my god and then I gave her my hoodie which I still haven't gotten back but that was some sweet ass shit. And, uh, yeah, that obviously didn't make it, but yeah, that post date, like what happened with all the fellas, like they'll probably start showing it, but they didn't show up for my day and it was fucking crazy. I felt

like I was doing standup talking to those guys. Cause I was just so lit. And like, I, I don't know. I just somehow remembered all the details and they're just like, what the fuck? And I was doing stand-up talking to those guys because i was just so lit and like i i don't know i just somehow remembered all the details and they're just like what the fuck and i was like i don't know but that's what happened all right like two more who wins it you stupid fuck hold on dog who wins it i hate you Hold on, dog. Who wins it? I hate you.

I don't know. You gotta watch. But, you know who actually wins? Spoiler alert. In episode five, two-turn Tony shows up and bangs the whole cast and crew and they just give them three hundred thousand dollars and then everybody just goes home so yeah if you got i mean

i guess i'm canceled now but that's what happens last one benedict who did you actually want to go for on the show we would all love to know you sound familiar but uh dude i was so nervous because all the girls were so hot i was just happy as hell like from the grace of god louise like shot or shot and like kind of like that whole thing went down because and I was like oh thank God you like actually kind of like me because I can't make a decision to save my ass there's no way I'm gonna be able to decide who I'm gonna fall in love with so that worked

out well but the answer is they were all bad so but Nikki Glaser was the hottest all right um yeah that's uh that's it that's uh ask me anything f-boy Island episode one two and three thanks for listening we're just gonna do it every week bro because that shit was awesome and i'm sure you guys are gonna have a lot more questions and yeah remember merch in the bio on instagram twitter tiktok all that follow me for more stupid shit i'll be posting all the f boy stuff i I love all you guys. Thanks for listening. And I'll see you next week.

All right, fam.