Espresso - FBOY Island AMA (ep.456)

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

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what up f boys and f girls it's the espresso podcast with your host benedict palizzi and this is shot 221 yo thanks for all the feedback and listening to shot 220 the uh episodes one two and three of f boy island uh that was dope and i loved all the questions so we're doing it again whoops hey remember uh five dollars to join the patreon that's one extra episode of espresso every single week so uh tell your bffs and all your f girls and F boys to join, and you get a little juicy behind the scenes. I just actually recorded one, and it was, bro, there's a lot of stuff. So check it out. And merch at benedictmerch.com and august 11th new york city i'm going to be opening for my boy danny lopriori at caroline's

august 11th there's two shows one's already sold out. So New York homies, grab the tickets for the second show. And if there's enough demand, maybe there'll be a third. A sexy little late night show. But we'll see. But New York, August 11th. I can't wait. In episodes 7 and 8

of FBoy Island, drop in Thursday. You gotta watch, Express fam. If you haven't, steal your girl's HBO login, call in sick and, you know, stay on the couch for eight hours because it's like that. But all right, Ask Me Anything,

FBoy Island, episodes four, 5, and 6. We got to get into these questions. Let's do it. Espresso question of the week. Ask Me Anything, FBoy Island, episodes 4, 5, and 6. Let's go. Yo, what's going on, Benedict? I just want to say I'm a big fan of you, and I'm also a big fan of myself.

Aha! Seriously, my question question is does anyone ever come out and say that they're a fuck boy and you're just kind of like i don't know if i believe that i think you might just be doing that for the clout anyways uh you know that's my question um you know i wish you the best of luck i hope you win you're a hilarious dude and uh stay in touch all right back to you bro stay in touch the only thing i'm touching is your mom ah fuck is anybody just saying they're an f-boy uh actually nobody slipped up i don't think actually i think maybe danny might have said it one time. He like accidentally kind of referred to himself as that. And I was like, did he just say that?

Maybe he's trying to like throw a curveball at us. Maybe he has a game plan. Everything everybody said, I was like overanalyzed. But Danny also like knew a lot about reality TV because he'd like come up to us and be like, yo, I think in this next day, like this is probably going to like watch out, bro. Like one time, Danny was like, Danny would just predict all these things because he like watches hella reality TV. So one one day he was like, yo, when we get back to the house, Mikey D is going to be

there. And we're like, dude, like, but in the back of our heads, we're like, what if he is? Dude, he had all these like theories and stuff yeah he might have he might have slipped out that he was that he said he was an f-boy before we revealed but we're all like maybe he did it on purpose to get us like thinking or something daniel's wild like that just keep going what What up, Benedict? Aha. How come you make out with a training dummy more passionately than Luis? Also, does Peter Park have any spidey senses? Aha.

Ah, shit. That question was busting for Rufru. But how come I make out with a dummy more passionately than Luis? That's fucked. Because Luis isn't a guy I'm trying to fight. Go to my TikTok. Look up a tutorial. I can teach you a thing or two. Does Peter Park have Spidey sense?

Peter Park has F-boy sense. Peter Park can smell a spray tan and fake tits from 30 miles away. Is that Suntan City? is that suntan city is that is that an ig thought with a fake blue check that's peter park just sitting in his apartment no but for the longest time i had no i was like that's not his real name right peter park that's not his real name there's no way dude he's just like two letters off from being spider-man and we're just acting like it's not shit i was so confused i was like

his last name's really park dude behind the scenes shit i couldn't remember anybody's name on the show and i was like in the game room or some shit and there was a there was like a roster with all the people's pictures on it and i i immediately snatched it and looked at it every night before bed and still couldn't remember anybody's name and the girls were on the back and we were like taking we're taking bets on what their last names were right everybody was so ugly in the pictures because like the roster was made up of like right when we got there and we'd like just got like off off planes and shit we all look like

shit it's hilarious we look even worse than we do on the show somehow just keep going why is everyone so ugly oh my god of course right after you can't just why is everyone so ugly? You sound like you need braces. Don't come at the F, boys! Why are we so ugly? Because 50% of the cast is from the Midwest. There's two dudes from Indiana and two dudes from Ohio.

We're trying our best. There's two dudes from Indiana and two dudes from Ohio. We're trying our best. And like, hot people don't hate themselves enough to go on reality TV. They're just like, nah, I have it. I have it where I want it. All I have to say is I'm so glad you're not an F-boy. Glonky for life.

Day one, fam. Yeah, I couldn't be an F-boy. I wouldn't be able to look my mom in the face. There's just no way. I wish I knew. I need F-boy skills. Can somebody take me to F-boy camp? Mercedes, can you take me to F-boy camp? Mercedes, can you take me to F-boy camp? I need to learn.

I just need a couple things under my belt. F-boy camp. That'd be a funny reality show. What are they doing at F-boy camp? They're just like trying on gray sweatpants. They're just like looking at a bunch of Roman numeral clocks all day. Just squinty eyes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't open your eyes around here. Keep them exactly. Now put your teeth over your bottom lip. I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. F-Boy Boot Camp.

Sir, yes, sir. Fuck. Let's keep going. Hey, Benedict. Love your content. Loved you on the show. Thanks, G. Love g love you i was curious what was up with ac and why did mia not give any reason as to why she was kicking him out didn't even say bye all right whatever um that's a tough one, dude, because AC's a great dude.

He was just, like, chill. He was just playing it cool. Like, he was using everyday game on FBoy Island, and on FBoy Island you got to, like, you got to make something happen. And, like, by the time he started to really make something happen, it was just a little too late. But they're homies for sure. Like, when we all hung out, like, they, I mean,

she didn't kick them off for no reason. Just some people just didn't make a big enough impact, like, right away. And AC just kind of got caught. But trust me, AC's game is straight up silky smooth. Let's keep going. Yo, Ben, what up? Big fan, brother. Listen, why the fuck did you take so damn long to say that, oh, that was a photo shoot when you got questioned about the engagement pictures?

Did the show like edit it that way to make it suspenseful? I don't know. You just look guilty as fuck my boy for mad law and then all of a sudden you just smile and say hey that's that's a photo shoot tell me you're from new jersey without telling me you're from new jersey but uh because i had no idea i like that was like five years ago, that wedding photo shoot. I like completely forgot. And why of all things on my Instagram, would you deep dive into that? What if I just didn't have an answer? Oh yeah, dude, she had me so fucked up. I thought I was

married for a second. I was like, do I have a kid I literally completely forgot and thank god dude I remembered but that was so long ago I didn't even know those pictures existed anymore the funniest thing about that clip was like oh you look good but I was like who is this bitch she goes oh you look good and I go really

cause I didn't. Let's keep going. Yeah, I was lost, bro. She had me. Hey, man, wanted to know when everybody was revealing if they were an F boy or a nice guy, how accurate your radar was for that. Yeah.

And per your last podcast. Fuck. Um, yeah. And per your last podcast, fuck. Back to you. F girl. F girl, F high. But how accurate was my radar? Probably like 69%. No, but everybody

kind of, you kind of knew what everybody was working with. I mean, there's a couple shockers in there. Like, uh, everybody, some people were just good at playing the game. Lukasz, bro, no one knew. Kian, that one, that one got me.

But then some people were just a dead giveaway. Like my boy Break. Brayden. Totally forgot his name. Don't say anything. But he... I mean, he's a SoundCloud rapper.

Come on. And know him. All foreign guys are F-boys, dude. Come on. And know him. All foreign guys are F boys, dude. Come on. Foreign guys in the comments on your girls, like pictures and stuff. They're so horny. Right. When I saw a foreign guy, I was like, yeah, we'll see.

Let's keep going. Question for the podcast i want to know which guy in the house had the most extensive skincare regimen and and what was it what were they doing most extensive skincare i don't really know man but i have a feeling the guys in the basement were up to something the guys in that guys in the basement were up to something. The guys that stayed in the basement in F-Boy Mansion were Tom, Mercedes, and Danny. And one time I took a piss in their bathroom and looked at their counter, like their sink, and it looked like it was Nikki Glaser's bathroom.

They were just like products. And I was like, what is happening in there? I was scared to go in that room after I went in there. I was like, damn, you guys know what you're actually doing. Low key, behind the scenes, BTS. I swear to God, Mercedes gave himself a fresh fade every day. I was so jealous. Every day.

Scud walked up the stairs. Stupid taper. Damn it. every day scud walked up the stairs stupid taper damn it fucking hair growing out of my ears and shit i was like hey boys maybe i had my skin dude oh my god this one time i uh i was i was shaving in the mirror and i started lining myself up. I don't know if this is a white guy thing or if it's just me. If I'm the only person who... I started lining myself up with my razor, and I forgot J.Bray and Asante and Kian were looking at me, and I got roasted, dude.

They're like, did you just line yourself up with a Mach 3? I was like, God damn it. I was just in the towel looking in the mirror with shaving cream on my face they're like this is a gillette commercial cameras the best a man can get i don't know their slogan but it's close yeah so maybe i did maybe i had the most crazy skincare routine no keep going okay this is my question for you episodes four through six when all the guys revealed their status of f boy or a nice guy which one were you the most surprised at love Love you. Been a long time follower.

Love you too. The most shocked I was from the reveal was definitely, I mean, Lukasz, yeah, but like low key, Kian, dude,

Kian's the best guy. Like just respectful, just straight up, like, gentleman, manners, like. He was like, I'm an F boy. I was like. But then I started thinking, bro. I started thinking, and the first time I ever saw Keyon, it was in a van when we were going to the mansion. And I looked at him. I was like, oh, he looks like a cool dude.

But, uh-oh. He had a feather dangling from his earring. Ooh! Whoop! F-Boy 101, bro. It's just part of the game plan. Part of the deal.

Let's keep going. Dude, you were so awkward when they found those pictures. I think you were lying. Are you a secret polygamist? And why are you taking all the hotties for yourself? So weird. I love you though, bro.

I'm sick of people saying I'm awkward. Try getting grilled by the hottest girl about something you have no idea about with seven HBO cameras in your face. Of course it would be awkward. No clue. No clue what I'm getting accused of every show. Every time I sit down and talk to Louise, I'm like, what, what, what, what? Wild.

Am I a polygamist? That means you have multiple wives, I think. I got... Dude, if there's one thing I don't have, it's hoes. Hoes and hair. I'm the opposite of a polygamist. Zero wives.

I don't want to be one. Hoes and hair You should like Totally like Get with her Cause like Being like together Is like

Totally like She's like cool Shut the fuck up Type shit though What was that? You should like Totally like Get with her Cause like it like you should like totally like get with her because like being like together is like totally like she's like cool like that's all the dialogue on the show

after week one that's all the guys that's every that's all the dialogue on the whole show like i swear to god like probably like y'all, you two, like, I can see it. Like, there's a connection there. Like, if y'all chopped it up and y'all kissed, like, you should be with her type. That's the whole show in one line. Like. Asad. A couple of glasses of white wine deep on a Monday.

My fucking guy. Sitting on the toilet hiding from my girlfriend. Which brings me to my question. What was the toilet situation like? 26 beefy dudes? Bro. I can imagine those got wrecked pretty quickly. Especially on elimination nights.

Let me know. You're fried for that. What was the toilet situation like? We had toilets in all of our rooms. And we had time throughout the day to shit. Actually, there was only one bathroom downstairs. And, yeah, that was insane. Literally a mansion and there was one bathroom like on the main floor

that everybody used. And everybody was always on the main floor. One night, some shit went down at a mixer or party or whatever and we're all just at the house chilling, and all three girls ran into the bathroom because something happened. You know when something happens, girls just flock to the bathroom because it's the only place.

Dude, there was F-boy shit in there earlier. There was chef shit. There was crew shit. There was audio guy shit in there earlier there was chef shit there was crew shit there was audio guy shit in there and then just the three stars of the show running there with the girliest drama ever ah they were probably like oh my god okay so peter what the fuck is that smell what a horrible and you know that there's a camera guy in there too like yeah there's a there's a scene in the bathroom dude trust me it smells like shit because there's one bathroom on the main floor who designed that house holy shit let's keep going yo why does mercedes give off serious tim meadows the actor vibe

fuck that was actually fire at the end hold on yo why does mercedes give off serious tim meadows the actor vibe fuck i guarantee that was that guy's first take too he's just natural with it but tim meadows oh why does mercedes give off tim meadows wise because he's a ladies man no i don't know because he's smooth tim or uh mercedes actually has a lot of like everybody was like you look like this dude somebody said he looked like the main character from ants and everybody lost their shit i've never seen ants but i'm like throw some antennas on them I've never seen ants, but I'm like, throw some antennas on them. You can see it. Hey, Ben.

So my question is, in what episode did they reveal that you're actually a caramel mom with a wine club subscription? Hey, first of all, get your Jack's pizza out of the oven. You can't talk shit when your smoke detector is yelling at you. Oh, shit. I couldn't even concentrate. Hold on. Hey, Ben. So my question is, in what episode did they reveal that you're actually a Carmel mom with a wine club subscription? I'm about to buy you some new batteries, baby girl.

I'm not a Carmel mom. I'm a Greenwood mom, and I don't have a wine subscription. I've been drinking Reggae Red since First Communion, shorty. So get your facts right, second grade. Just keep going. All right. How much did you or any of the guys spend on your outfits heading into the show? I hear crazy ass stories about the girls spending thousands of dollars to get new outfits,

and then they return them once they're off these shows. Oh. How much did you actually spend? Damn, that's a good idea i'm not one to take shit back though i don't take shit back i just take the l bro my dad used to take everything back growing up and it gave me like ptsd my dad one time i did real shit one time my dad returned mustard to the store walked in to target with French's mustard and returned it at that moment I was like I don't give a shit I'm not returning anything I couldn't though I couldn't I feel guilty like if the customer service person asked me one thing I'd be like, okay, I wore it for a couple of seconds. Okay.

But, dude, honestly, I had to take a loan out from my mom. I swear to God, I spent so much money on those damn clothes. And I spent even more money because I got it all tailored. Which was actually the move. Because I just looked at season one, guys, and I was like, I need to, like, I need to like I need to like get my shit together but shout out to the to the homies at Nordstrom you guys got me right

I haven't worn any of that shit since no way let's keep going what are the notes on the red wine that you've been drinking on the show you bitch the notes on the red wine i've been drinking are anxiety regret not trying to throw up while I'm talking to Luis and hoping I don't have bad breath every time I say anything on camera

or to another person I would just be desperately trying to find a mint in that fucking house looking under couch cushions and shit benedict what are you doing i'm like just chilling what's up breath ever so bad you talk with your hand over your mouth what's wrong oh i just think i'm gonna yawn soon do this for four hours straight. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You're like at dinner. Mm-hmm. What card game were you playing? There's no way you were actually playing a card game.

I know who you are anonymously, but you're definitely my college roommate. And yeah, I hate card games i hate all games like why would you play i don't i i'm not gonna get into it but yeah there was a scene where i was acting like i was playing cards and this is what was actually happening i was explaining to louise why i hate card games and she was kind of she was like oh my too. And I was like, and they were like, the camera people were like, stop fucking around and play cards. We told you to play cards. And I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know how to deal

or shuffle, so I was just fucking around. And she was laughing. We were having a good time. And I was like, I don't even know how to play war. And I was explaining how to play war and how I didn't know how to play. And we were laughing and having a good time. And I was like, this is awesome.

This like worked out. She's going to ask me on a date. She goes, she turns and goes, Mercedes, do you want to hang out today? I was like, fuck.

It's because I didn't know how to play war. Oh shit. But yeah, I was just, I was just, um, I think I was just trying to shuffle cards and talking about how much i hate cards that's we weren't playing a game i don't know how to play one card

game maybe kemps that's all yeah kems probably i'll fuck your shit up in kems what the fuck is peter park after that cliffhanger i need to know if he is a fuck boy or if he is a nice guy because oh my god i'm gonna lose my mind if mia's only matches are fuck boys like poor thing needs one nice guy i need to know if he's still an f boy or if he's a nice guy now i'm gonna lose my mind i'm gonna throw my tv on to delaware if he's a nice guy now, I'm going to lose my mind. I'm going to throw my TV onto Delaware if he's still a fuckboy. Just hear it crash in the middle of the night. You think you're losing your mind?

Try being there live. And try being Mia while you're there. Her foot. Mia's foot. Her foot. Every elimination, look at Mia's foot. How is it going that fast? But I can't tell you, baby girl.

You know that. You got to watch. Ha ha. Episode 7 and 8 this Thursday. FYI, I'm streaming now on HBO Max. Ha ha ha. But. Oh, shit.

Hey, Vinny boy, you're killing it. But I want to know how they determine who's a nice guy versus F boy. Wow, that voice. That voice. You have to tell them in casting. And then you can't say shit cause it'll ruin everything. So if you like went in the house and you were like, Hey, I'm this, everybody would be like, and then like you're, you pretty much kind of like defeat yourself but like they determine who's who and because they're self-proclaimed f-boys and nice guys so they they cast who they need to cast but they get a certain

number to each depending on whatever they want but they they figure all that shit out before the show it'd be kind of wild if we all just got there and they were like slick back hair f boy dimples nice guy just buy all your traits shut up let's keep going man here man um question for you How much were you sweating during the nice guy F-boy reveal? Did you know that you had it in the bag? Or were you a little bit nervous with how some of the other guys were revealing? Thanks, man. Ta-ha-ha. I knew it.

The way he said revealing, the way you were like revealing. I was like, he's got it in him. Ta-ha. Hey, right back to you boy question busting for on god no cap type shit but uh was i sweating uh no dude i i was freaking out because like i do this thing when when actually something's going well for me and i always self-sabotage myself so i thought i was gonna get up there and say i was an f-boy like I thought my brain was just going to go like haywire

and I was going to be like you don't move now boy and like everybody been like what I thought I was going to do that so that's why I was sweating no but I was like thank god thank god I can just be like oh for once I'm not going to get ridiculed. I just felt great. I felt you could tell walking up there. I think Mercedes or Danny tweeted this or something, but you can tell who's an F-boy or a nice guy by how they're walking up there because all the F-boys walk up there and they're like. And all the nice guys walk up there and they're like so you definitely tell but uh no i wasn't sweating it i was uh excited to say it honestly

because little little louise is having a rough night but you know what i was sweating about that's the night i think i lost my necklace because like the audio guy like i always try to wear a necklace every single night just to because it looks good but we couldn't because the audio guys would be like no no it messes with like the sound and it'll bump against your chest and like it'll fuck it up. So here, give me your necklace. And I was like, no, no, no. I'll just take it off and put it in my pocket. Swear to God, dude.

Fell out of my pocket and slipped through one of the cracks on that deck. I don't know why I emphasize the CK so much on that. That deck. But yeah, dude. So you can tell like in the interviews when we're in that room talking about shit sometimes i have my necklace and sometimes i don't because i just lost it and yeah i still didn't find it so if anybody finds a necklace at that mansion with a golden peso on it. Hit me up.

But yeah, it was actually, it was relieving to say I was a nice guy. I was like, thank God. Keep going. What kind of wine are you always drinking? Anything I can get my goddamn hands on. No, all the, all the wine was from wine was Kirkland brand.

That's why I was drinking so much, because I'll never be able to afford a Costco card. So I was like, I got to take advantage of this. So I just down wine. No, but it was literally Kirkland brand, which is actually kind of good. But yeah, oh yeah, because they're like close to the mansion there's a there's a costco it's all coming together now let's keep going hey this is a question for the podcast for episodes four through six uh my question is were any of the guys beyond shocked or mad, I don't know, I guess,

about Danny being an F-boy? Because that one threw me for a loop. I was like, what? No, I feel you. Were we mad? No. Shocked, yeah. Because Danny won everybody over.

Danny's just got a good personality like out of the gate like you're gonna be like friends with danny and that's not him like bullshitting that's just like the guy is but in the back of our heads we're like he does have slick back hair and a clock tattoo. So, like, but, like, you talk to him for so long, and you just get to know him, and you're like, oh, this guy's awesome. But then he said he was an F boy, and we're like, oh! But in the middle of the, oh, we're like, he does have a clock tattoo.

So, like, more shock. Nobody's mad. You can't get mad. Because it's like, whatever. At at that point you can't get mad at people for being what they are guys don't care anyway it's the girls that care and you're all homies at that point yo what up benedict uh it's a question for the pod when When Louise told you she went through your Instagram, were you kind of hoping that she brought up the dummy fighting videos? And then if so, were you kind of hoping that she would ask you to try a move on her? What's up, Lou?

You want some tips? That would have been crazy. Just the flying one. If you guys saw tiktok you know what I'm talking about flying 69 what but uh yeah I couldn't believe that that was the only like you're not gonna bring up anything like at least Johnson

no but after that after that all went down people were like they did they like some of the girls came up to me and they're like who's buying this like i could remember mia saying that and i was like no way she's like who's buying this it was so cool my dream is that that made the cut for the show but there's no way that was cool shit oh you know what one night bro uh i just somebody in the house knew that i like did those videos and they're like bro dude who's buying this with this apple like when we're just all sitting there just because we had zero entertainment. And I held up the Apple and I was like, on another episode of who's buying this? Who's buying this?

Dude, and Danny fucking stood up. He goes, you're that guy? You're that fucking guy? Dude, he freaked out. And he's like, the whole time you've been that guy he just like put it together after i did it to a fucking apple it was the best moment of all time oh my god i'll never forget that and then ever like after after that he'd just be like who's buying this so it was fun oh actually uh case casey knew about was in on the johnson shit from day one like anytime i

would say something like on camera like from across the pool he'd be like this guy and i was like yeah this fucking guy and casey's last name's fucking johnson so it was just so stupid, but perfect. Damn. Let's keep going. Yo, would love to hear what your dad thinks about the show so far. Do you get some secondhand embarrassment knowing that your dad is watching this, or is he watching? I'm just wondering if we're going to be seeing another LinkedIn post. Oh, shit.

Did he hit the top at the end? Type set to you. No mid questions here. My dad thinks he's, dude, my dad at first was like, I'm not going to watch, but keep me posted, all right? Every week now after the episodes drop, let's go out to EB, let's Let's talk about 4, 5, and 6. I'm like, oh my god.

Dude, my dad thinks he's famous now. He's like, how you doing? How you doing? We're at a garden table. He's like, how you doing? Yeah, yeah. Benedict's dad. I'm like, shut up. You never called me that. No, my dad's actually low-key proud. Not proud of the way I carried myself on the show this far.

He's just proud to know that I'm actually not gay. Oh, facts. He's like, I saw you kiss a girl on TV. I was like, shut the hell up. Are we going to be seeing her this Thanksgiving? I'm like, you got to watch.

No. I could be married with 17 kids. I wouldn't bring anybody to Thanksgiving. You know how my cousins roast? You don't want to step into that mess.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Ben, roast you don't want to step into that mess oh shit ben if you had to sleep with one guy from f boy island f boy or not who would it be and why fuck uh if i just sleep with one guy fromBoyland, who would it be and why? Brant, because when he holds me, I feel safe. Mikey D, because he's kind of a pussy and I like a pushover. Type shit. Lukasz, because he's the Joker and I like a motherfucking bad boy. Okay, this is too far. Ben, if you had to sleep...

Jesus Christ, same guy. Hey, Ben. Long time follower, big fan. Quick question for you. do we already do this so on mercedes and louise's date you know they're doing the plaster thing did you ever think or maybe hoped that they were gonna make you know a probably massive plaster dong from him why does she mention it? I was almost half expecting to see this big plaster cock.

And we didn't get it. Were you hoping for it? Did you expect it? We love your thoughts. Taha. Of course. Like the CEO version of Taha. Taha. Taha.

Signs off on his email. Kind regards. Taha. No, actually, we had no idea what people were doing on their dates because they'd come back and we'd be like, what do you do, bro? Oh, my God. Was it fun? Did you guys kiss? That's all we we asked did you guys kiss or what right when everybody walks in the door anytime they get done hanging out with the girls you guys kiss you guys kiss um do i wish yeah luis mercedes do you guys still have those plastered things? Plastered asses? Because sign them and I'll buy them from you. I'm starting the F-Boy Museum. What if I just had all shit from that show in a museum? F-Boy Museum, who's going to that?

I would. No smoking prohibited. Unless it's fucking gas. Type shit. Fuck. All right, one more, then we're bouncing. I feel like we already did this. Fuck it.

Bro, how has nobody made fun of the way you sit? You bitch. Hold up. Just keep watching, dog. I'm baby. Fuck. No, but it doesn't go unnoticed. I don't think.

But there are some parts where I'm like, I'm sitting like a fucking idiot. I don't think. But like there are some parts where I'm like I'm sitting like a fucking idiot. I'm sitting like a cat. But somebody points it on and points it out coming up I think.

But you gotta watch. Tight. But all right fam that's Ask Me Anything about FBoy island episodes four five and six so thank you for all the questions and uh yeah oh we're gonna do it again next week seven and eight we'll figure it out but remember merch at benedictmerch.com patreon five dollars a month for an extra espresso and f boy island exclusive episode so hit that up and remember august 11th new york at caroline's

opening for my boy danny lopriori two shows one's already sold out. Get your tics, baby girl. But okay. I'll talk to you guys next week. Episode 7 and 8 coming out. I have fun.