Espresso - FBOY Island AMA (ep.7/8)

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

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hmm what's up guys welcome to the espresso podcast i'm your host benedict palizzi and uh yeah this is gonna be fucked up i feel like i'm in douche tank right now but okay uh you know the deal patreon five dollars for an extra episode every single month uh yeah why not you know and we do a little behind the scenes over there too get sexy not really but kind of uh in a merch in the bio benedictmerch.com get your hoodies got the glonky on right now get your hats get your who's buying this and all your espresso stuff there. And remember, Caroline's, August 11th in New York City. I'm opening for Danny Lopriori.

New York fam, pop out. But okay, hey, we got a lot of questions. Let's roll into this. Ask me anything from episodes 7 and eight on F boy Island. Let's go. I'm nervous. All right, hold up. Yeah, there we go.

Yeah. Hi, my question is for Benedict. Who in the Sam fuck taught you to swing golf club? I know damn well you're more athletic than that. Hold on, there's more. You fuck. Also, second question. I thought your name was Ben.

And my name is Sydney. You don't know me, but I'm Nick's fiance. And I have a question for you. Would you come on the podcast with Nick so I can laugh at what you guys say to each other and then ask you some questions about the show? Let me know. Thanks. This is supposed to be anonymous. My fiance, Nick. I know exactly who that was. All right. Okay. The golf swing. All right. Listen, I was nuking shit out there and they didn't do, did me dirty on that part i swear to god i'm mad

i almost texted the producer i'm like you didn't put one in bro i swear i was crud this is the funny part we were on the way to the golf course and sadie's and nick look at me and they're like bro you ever done this before and been to the driving range i'm like bro i never golf and i went out there and I was sending shit. But they put the one in there where I did the Happy Gilmore run up and really fucking whiffed. I think I threw up my back. But I don't have a golf swing. I never play golf.

And me having terrible form and crushing shit was going to make up for my bad swing. So that's what happened there. And I decided to go by benedict on the show because people didn't know that was my name i guess but no that's it's it really is i'll show you my id actually i don't even know fuck i don't know where my wall is damn that's a problem now that's gonna be on my mind this whole entire podcast but But no, I thought Benedict would work better because Benedict's all my social media. So if somebody wanted to look me up, they would just type that in.

Boom, it's right there. Nobody has that name really. And yeah, I just thought it would be unique. But will I go on your podcast? You just sabotaged my podcast to ask me if i'd go on your podcast and for that yeah i'll go hit me up okay let's keep going sup sexy bitch listen quick question um mercedes episode eight at elimination what was happening there like he

must have really really been blowing up a toilet because to miss something like that you had to be you had to be down bad man what was going on there and did y'all catch anything are y'all good love you man rooting for you Rooting for you. Back to you. Yeah, dude. Dude. Mercedes threw me under the bus a couple times on the show, so I'm going to throw him under the bus right now.

Dude, we got fucked up the night before. And yeah, he did have diarrhea, and he was fucking shit up, but that was definitely probably why. Did we catch anything? Just feelings. Fuck. No, he really was fucked up, but we all were.

I don't know what happened though. All right, let's keep going. Hey, who's got the biggest piece in the house? So fucking stupid. And by piece, I mean cock. Oh, damn. Look at me thinking about dicks right now. You guys saw that?

Who's got the biggest piece in the house? I'm like... I don't think I saw anybody's dick in the house. I was looking, though. I swear to God, I was looking. Dude, okay, we had showers in the house, and they were all clear, and everybody showered with their fucking back facing like, everybody showered like this.

So I just saw 26 asses. Everybody saw my dick, though. I swear, when I take showers, I make the water hit my back. So just the whole time I'm like. No, I never saw anybody's cock it's a shame but yeah i don't know i don't have an answer for that who's the biggest one that's definitely definitely not me all right so when tom was seen being very emotional in that episode and he smacked that table, did he fucking break his hand or the table?

Thoughts? Dude, everybody comes up to me and asks me questions about Tom. Like, is he really like that? Like, dude, if you were like that on the show, like, you're just like that. And Tom was, like, frustrated and stuff. But he's not like that on the show like you're just like that and tom was like frustrated and stuff and like but he's not like that all the time like he was cool when everything was like when the cameras were off and stuff he was cool when the cameras were on but like you just i don't know you did that on camera you did that on camera like this is how it goes

but not everybody's just like totally like that 24 7 but yeah he broke his hand i swear i think i was the first dude when he came back with the band with the band i wouldn't have been able to do it i was like what happened he's like hairline fracture i fucking love tom dude i look like a bitch on the show because i'm like roasting him but i love tom for real yeah he really he really like broke his hand it's better now though i think let's keep going i hate this those bad boys prescript hold on what is this in episode seven elimination why are you sitting like mr rogers the only thing you're missing is a red sweater and low converse oh i was

i was sitting like a fucking idiot the whole time sitting like mr rogers oh i had my legs crossed like your aunt jody pretty normal for me let's keep going description oh there's another one although what the fuck is up with those flip glasses are those bad boys prescription yo thank god my buddy derrick had a amazon prime account because i got those joints like one day before I had to leave. Like I had flip up glasses like that when I went on spring break when I was younger and I just like, FYI, it's pretty much professional spring break. So I was like, yeah,

let's get them again. How many hours till we leave? Seven? Order them. Somehow they got here, dude. Prescription? 69, 69. Type shit. If you don't end a message with ta-ha-ha, I might not even fucking play it. Hold on. Where are we at?

All right, here we go. So what was it like not having your phone for two months? Or did you have some access to your phone? Like, was it terrifying or was it kind of a relief? Side note, I've been playing a drinking game where you take a drink every time somebody says the word connection on the show trust me dude i know it'll get you so drunk off wine you'll end up uh barefoot this guy um damn i don't even remember any of those questions oh the phone the phones yeah we got our phones for 10 minutes every sunday and we couldn't get on social media

but everybody kind of did i think dude this is crazy this is some behind the scenes shit one one night at a at a mixer pretty much a house party if you don't know but you probably know uh i was talking to louise and i was like hey when i get my phone i'm gonna dm you dude and are my mic everybody's listening to the fucking audio. And all the producers snapped on me after they left. You'll be kicked off the show. I was like, I was kidding. What am I going to DM her? What's up?

See you tomorrow. What's up? So, want to hold hands? No, but yeah, we got our phones for 10 minutes on Sundays. What's up? So, uh, want to hold hands? No, but, yeah, we got our phones for 10 minutes on Sundays, and you're only supposed to talk to, like, your family, and I was like, can I talk to my manager?

And they're like, yeah, you can do that. So I talked to him about, like, content and stuff. I'd be like, did you put that video out? Did you put that one out? Then I'd call somebody else, and'd like, just, we'd just bullshit. Like I told, I told one of my friends, I was like, Hey bro, I was on the first, I got on the first date. She picked me for the first date. He was like, let's fucking go. And the girl in the room, the monitor for the room was like, is that your manager? I was like, Oh yeah.

This is calling my homies and shit shit acting like they're my manager talking about god knows what what else was it the phones oh connection bro we said the word fucking connection so many times we started to i started saying chemistry because i was like i can't do it anymore connection and what'd you guys do we just chopped it up chopped it up connection and chopped it up i'm so glad you said take a shot every time the word connection was said instead of take a shot every time i do this bro i did i don't do this i did this every fucking 10 seconds what the fuck am? Let's keep going. What up, Ben? You got a sweet laugh, by the way. So my question is, which one of the guys was the

biggest diva about their workout routine or what they ate? Because I can see these guys being like, let's take a line of pre-workout off the counter go at the gym or no i can't eat that it's not part of my paleo diet so who was the biggest diva about their workout routine and diet thanks the gym was so bad at the house i think everybody just kind of gave up on that shit i might have been the biggest diva, dude. Dude, I can only eat things in bowls and people started to catch on after like two weeks. Because I'd go to the cabinet and get a bowl out

every time when there's a stack of plates and they'd be like, why do you eat everything in a bowl? And I'd be like, I don't know, it just looks better. Dude, the plates were so big. I felt like I was eating off of a cutting board. I was like, what the fuck? Nah, but the gym was ass. Everybody just gave up and just stopped trying.

We just all did band workouts after a while. It was like a bad, like your uncle's weird gym in his basement. That was the workout situation. Let's keep going. Hey, Ben. i just wondered if anybody got in trouble in the house that you couldn't see on tv i almost got in trouble for sending that dm but i wasn't gonna do it anyway uh dude you know what is so, this was like the first night we were there. So before the girls would come over for the parties,

like all the producers would be down there, like making sure we had the right clothes on and shit. And they'd be like, kind of like just prepping the house. Everything looked good. Is there shit on the table? Getting the camera people set up and stuff. And we'd just be listening to music. Like the producers had a little speaker and we just, it was like

we were actually at a party and we'd just be like fucking around, sometimes they'd give us drinks and stuff I think that that Meek, Dreams and Nightmares came on by Meek Mill and Mikey D stood up on the table in the middle

and we're all like, and I grind like a... Like going in, dude. You fuck around, you fuck around. And dude, and Mikey D's on the table and the whole fucking marble table cracks. Oh, shit. So later on, they, like, fixed the table somehow.

Because that bitch was probably a thousand dollars. They fixed the table somehow. Mikey D's kind of in trouble because, like, I don't know. I was so loud when he fucking broke it. It sounded like a firework. So when Tom hit the table later on i was like did it crack i thought he was gonna get in trouble for breaking his own hand i was like dude that was wild when he did that but yeah that's i don't even know if i should say this but one night i swear to god uh danny and nico snuck out of the house i promise dude and i think i was sleeping and i was like why don't you wake me up i love

shit like that but like i don't know what they did because you couldn't go anywhere they might have just they like snuck out and just like made like would you go fishing no i don't know all right let's keep going ask me anything episode seven and eight hey benedict can you read us a page from your journal oh shit dude there's i wrote down everything in that journal just so i didn't know what to do with some of my time i was like i need to write but like i don't know what to write down hold on if someone steals this journal dude this is someone took this journal the other day and i was like no no no no no no no no bro there's so much fucked up shit in here look at this one night me and louise drew pictures of each other

looks evil i was like cute right I think I have I think I have Nikki Nikki looks like she'd Bang our dads And then substitute Teach social studies in the morning Here we go Tom looks like He can milk a cow And hates his dad

Low key Tom looks like he can milk a cow and hates his dad. Low key. Dude, Tom sat next to me on the plane there, on the plane right there. I swear, I was on the plane. I looked to my right. There's just a fucking jack dude with a cowboy hat on, three necklaces, arm sleeve tattoo. I was like, he's on the show.

How am I supposed to compete with this? Just wake up and see the hottest guy. I'm like, he's on the show. How am I supposed to compete with this? Just wake up and see the hottest guy. I'm like, fuck. Mikey D looks like he can kick my ass, but after I'd use his ear to make cauliflower pizza. You guys had to notice his ear, right? That was the first thing I saw. I was like...

You guys had to notice his ear, right? That was the first thing I saw. I was like... Braden looks like if someone fished Jack Harlow out of a river. Mercedes is reliable as a Dodge Neon. Fuck you over right when you have to go to work. I love you, bro. I was just hoping somebody would ask this question.

Oh, shit. Jabrian. Jabrian looks like I could play pickleball on his forehead. My bad. I had to have roast ready because I didn't know if somebody was going to roast me and I had to get him back. So I just had to roast on deck. Nico looks like a Buzz Lightyear owned a car dealership. I'm about to get grilled after this.

I'm not touching that notebook ever again. I'm sweating now. Hold on. Apparently I suck at doing these messages. We're going to start that over. So I wanted to put a disclaimer of I was not the one that wanted to watch FBoy Island. It was my husband because he has been a longtime fan of you. Everybody says that, right? Oh, my wife's making me watch it. My husband's making me. I'm not trying to. Well,

hey, you love it. Thank you for watching another trashy show. But it's kind of funny that my husband was the one that put me onto the show. So I guess I'm thankful thankful but i have a question for you in the last episode you had your notebook out and you had said tom fills up his pages with love notes and everything and your notebook is filled with jokes about tom what i would love to know is can you say like two or three jokes that you've written about tom i can't dude unless there's another one hold on i don't want to look through this for like 10 minutes on here maybe if i find this is before I knew who anybody was and it just says cowboy looks like he can ride a bull

and summon Satan so like there was a meeting before the whole entire thing went down and I just looked at everybody and started like memorizing what they looked like and shit and I'm pretty sure Tom was wearing a cowboy hat and I remembered him from the plane and he just was tatted and I was like yeah he's not falling off a mechanical bull let's keep going what's up man big fan of the uh the videos uh just started listening to the pod

i gotta ask the important questions like how weird is it to watch like another dude mercedes just like macking it with your girl like 20 feet away from you on a group date like it's got to be like super awkward uh on cat forgot the most important part fuck yeah that day was straight awkward because everybody's trying to like sabotage everybody and like when somebody's talking to a girl you can just go this is like how we did it if somebody's talking to a girl and you don't want to talk to them you'd give them like seven minutes and you'd go up and be like, hey, can I talk to her in like two minutes?

And they'd be like, yeah, for sure. Nobody ever said no. That would have been fucked up. But people were just stealing everybody on that golfing date. What did it feel like when Mercedes was just making out with her and I was just playing golf? It felt like I was at a high school party and there were upperclassmen

there you know when you're a freshman and you go to a party with older people there just leave cause you don't have a chance that's what it felt like I was like I felt like I was 15 and he was 21

but it was a weird day she was like do you even want me do you like even i was like i don't know i thought i thought i impressed you with my swing i thought that was good enough no that was wild so pissed no one no one saw me crush anything i was so pissed i was like if there's one thing that they're gonna put on the show it's me just drilling it No one saw me crush anything. I was so pissed. I was like, if there's one thing that they're going to put on the show, it's me just drilling it. All right. How do clothes work on the show?

Do you have to, like, show up with 50 pre-planned outfits, or do they have clothes there on set? Do have stylists or is it up to you to figure everything out it seems like showing up with 50 pre-planned outfits would be a huge pain in the ass uh i think i've answered this maybe but yeah it was a pain in the ass we had to get all our outfits approved by our producers so we had to send them like 10 outfits like for nice shit for mixers like and they all had to have color and that fucking show was filmed in february there's no colors so i'm ripping through a nordstrom just trying to find any bright color and when you find a

bright color it's like the shirt that's uh it's like doesn't fit and shit I'd get all my clothes tailored bro it's a nightmare the hardest part of the whole show was this was on the packing list boots. 10 in winter. Bro, I haven't gone swimming 10 times. That shit sucked. That was literally the hardest part of the show. But, oh yeah, and there were wardrobe people. That really helped. Because I never knew what to wear, and so I'd bring down like three outfits, and I'd be like, dude, what do you think? And he'd be like, your shoes, your pants, and that shirt right there. Perfect.

I'd go to it. Like, I owe my life to that dude. He was so cool. We had a makeup guy there. No one used it for the guys. No one used it. Damn, I should have. You know, I'm Brant should've, actually,

because he was so burnt one episode. I was like... Put some foundation on, Funkle. Love you, bro. Let's keep going. I've always been curious about this with reality dating shows, but if a guy doesn't feel they're compatible with the girl, do you guys just kind of ride it out for the sake of the show,

or how does that work? Well, you know what you're getting into, so it's kind of like on the way there, you're like, all right, I got to be open to anything. And everybody's a basic bitch there, guys and girls included. So we're pretty compatible. And, you know, like it's a, I mean, there are three, like, beautiful women. So, I mean, it's not hard to become compatible after a while.

They look good. And they're cool. Let's keep going. Ben, if you win FBoy Island, will you be winning as Benedict Polizzi or this guy, Johnson? This guy! This guy.

Fuck. This guy. Fuck. If I win, will I be Benedict or Johnson? Benedict won the fight. Benedict won the battle. But Johnson will win the war. What if I just went full Johnson at an elimination to Luis?

Oh, God. Jeez, I've been here for 10 weeks. What am I, an STD? No one laughs. Except for fucking Casey or something. Eliminated. This guy. Yo, Ben, like, eliminated this guy yo ben like how long did you make out with jay brain off camera after he got eliminated fuck i love this bro that's it now how long did i make out with jay brain i'm respectful

so all we did was Eskimo kiss, sir. No, actually, this is real shit. When Jay Brin got eliminated, I cried. I promise I cried. I don't know how they didn't get it on camera, but I hella cried. Then Casey was sitting right next to me, and he goes, dude, are you okay? And I was like, no. And he goes, dude, are you okay?

And I was like, no. And he goes, you cried on national TV. And I go, yeah. And he goes, because of a guy. And at that moment, I completely stopped crying. But yeah. Were you surprised when Peter Park announced that he was an f-boy or were you just like everyone else in the world and not surprised no all right listen that pause

peter took was probably 15 minutes in real life it took so long just sitting there i think i took a shit and came back and we're like oh oh we're still going all right i act i honestly watching it back i don't know what episode that was seven watching it back i had no like i thought he was a nice guy the entire time and when he said he was an f-boy i was like what i acted like i said i just completely forgot i thought he was a nice guy the whole damn show and he said f boy and i was like did they edit that they're like no no no he really was i was like oh wow completely forgot no that pause was different here we go you're yo my question is do you guys have

a barber on the island because everybody has fades and shit and i just i don't know i don't know what's going on you guys got a barber there what's up all right so we couldn't have a barber like the first four weeks of the show because i don't know what was going on they just didn't really give a shit there were like 26 dudes like i don't know no one really knew what was happening like we all wanted to be fresh obviously because but we just couldn't be and then uh somebody freaked out and they're like i'm not filming if we don't get a haircut because somebody i don't know who it was maybe peter but dude because peter's fresh as fuck all the time so when you're fresh as fuck all the time and you can't get a haircut and you're on reality TV,

you're like, all right. And then that started like a snowball effect. And everybody's like, I do like, I look like a fucking wolf. So they just, they hired three barbers to come in and they just set up chairs,

had capes and we started getting crispy. But the first session, the first haircut we got it was just from some lady that was like i guess i'll do it she wasn't even a barber so literally jabrian had to cut everybody's hair he cut eight people's hair on a sunday everybody's because that lady was butchering some shit up but then we got some real barbers in the next couple of weeks, and they were nice. But, whew, that was tough. Dude, I got my hair cut one time, and Casey looked at me,

and he goes, you look like one of my teacher's assistants in high school. I was like, hmm. And that's when he lost all his confidence. Let's keep going. Hey, man, Love you. Congrats. I wanted to ask a question about, in your opinion, whether you think people are acting on this show or if they are really just that crazy and emotionally unstable.

For example, with Tom, when he has that outburst, did you think this is like an act to get some screen time or did you think he's really just like that crazy and emotionally unstable about a girl he's gone on like two dates with? So in your opinion, what is it? Are they crazy or are they just good at acting? Congrats again. Ta-ha.

Fuck. You can't ta-aha without that fuck but no you just get into it man you get into this you get into the like what's going on because it's real shit so if you like a girl and like shit's not going your way like sometimes you just eru man. And he wasn't acting. That's just like, he's just like an expressive dude. Bro, when he hit that table, he was so serious. And I was looking, I was right in front of him. He was so serious. And I didn't want to be like disrespectful because he was having in front of him. He was so serious. And I didn't want to be disrespectful because he was having a serious moment.

And I was just like, don't make a face, don't make a face, don't make a face, don't make a face, don't make a face. And then he looked away and I was like... He looked away and I was like... But yeah, dude. I felt like my dad was yelling at me i was like don't say shit don't say shit don't do shit don't say shit don't do shit just good just go to your room no that was all real are you and jabrian gonna be the next casey and garrett nice guy casey and garrett i think we are did you see that montage oh my god i cried i swear to god i cried

people were sending me videos of them crying watching it i was like oh yes i didn't think they were going to do it. I was like, you better show something of me and him. FBoy Island or BFF Island? Let's keep going. This might be it. There might be more. Hold on. Hi, I was wondering if the producers gave you any storylines to follow.

No, but they would give us advice. That's the biggest scripted thing that happened on the show. They'd be like, hey, one time... But it wouldn't be good advice. They'd come up to me and be like hey like one time like it wouldn't be good advice they'd come up to me and be like yo benedict can you start trying i was like not really my thing so no i'm good like i couldn't dude i was trying the first like week and then after that i was like i

i don't know i'm just to say whatever comes to my head now. I got nothing. But they wouldn't like, that's pretty much as far as that goes. Or if I was doing something completely odd, they'd be like, bro, sit up. But they wouldn't tell you how to go about things. I wish. Yo, Benedict, what's going down, bro this is charlito out of marion indiana native man i just had a quick question for you man i wanted to know

what was your process like on finding the show um so i got a dm one time and it was like i think you'd be great for this. And I was like, what is it? And they're like, it's called F-Boy Island. And I was like, you're right. I would be. Fuck. But shit was busting. But I didn't pay attention to it, because I was like, I don't know.

And then I told my friends about it randomly. And some girl talked about it on a podcast. She's like, you'd be good on F-Boy Island. And I was like, what the hell is that? So then I was like, what is that? And my friends were like, you got invited to that? Do it? And I was like, all right, whatever.

I'll, like, try it. I'll, like, enroll in FBoy University. So I, like, filled out a couple things, and they kept hitting me back because I was like joking and shit like I would say the dumbest shit for each question they'd be like so what do you do for fun and I'd be like eat rotisserie chicken in my car

and bite my nails like on a Saturday night with the car on listening to like Call Me Maybe and that's literally what I do but they just were like damn he's being honest so I just kept do. But they just were like, damn, he's being honest. So I just kept doing that. And I just kept like making it through the rounds and everything.

But they did put us on a Zoom call with like 32 producers. And good thing I didn't know how Zoom works because I was only looking at two of them. I thought two of them were on the call with me. I was like, oh, this isn't bad. But I didn't know you could like scroll and see all of them at the same time so yeah but really just got to be honest and they'll like if you're lying they can tell especially me bro i can't lie you guys know that if you watch the show i can't lie i'm so stupid all right

how sure were you that you were going to make it to the final two during the elimination not sure you never know dude i had a good feeling but was like, who knows what can happen? They could bring out Dan Bilzerian and he could fuck all of us and then give us $5,000 right now. Who knows? But no, I was like, I think I got a good chance, but like literally anything can happen.

So that was always in the back of my mind. All right, let's do a couple more. We'll bounce. Hey, hey. So I got a question. I've always wondered, like there's no cross-contamination between the boys and the girls

on FBoy Island. So I'm curious if you went in knowing or like when it's set that like louise is your girl you're one of her boys and like mia is not gonna try to like pick you off and say let me me give little Benedict a little spin. Because there's none of that, how much is that set up on this show? That's what I'm wondering. Ha ha ha.

Fuck. I just love how everybody's doing it. Even older guys. Hey, new thing. New trend. Get your dad to doing it. Even like older guys. Hey, new thing. New trend. Get your dad to say, ha ha ha, fuck, and tag me. I also just quick hope that you know that you elevated that show.

And I hope that they know that they were lucky to have you. Because you were that show. And that's kudos to you. you just want me to make out with you um oh the reason nobody like all right that happens a lot in the beginning people date all three girls in the beginning you saw jared remember he got all three vip passes and talked to all three girls and said the same thing to each one of them and was got fucked up by it that's why nobody does it and like i mean once you you can't waste time like dating all the girls because

you'll like shoot yourself in the foot somehow and get eliminated. So once one girl shows interest and you're kind of in and you're like, okay... Because all three girls are cool, so it's not like you're going to be like, oh, I picked the wrong girl. You don't have time to...

So once you hit it off and you're like, all right, yeah. There's a little moment where you're like, okay. You're hurt for sure. And then you just go in and you just got to do your thing. But if you waste time dating all three girls, they're going to be like, who do you even like? Get the fuck out. So, yeah.

Yo, what up? My question for you is how the fuck did you feel during that three-on-one cornball golf date? Bro. Mercedes sitting there groping Louise behind her, coaching her up on the swing, you is how the fuck did you feel during that three-on-one cornball golf date bro Mercedes sitting there groping Louise behind her coaching her up on the swing and then five seconds later they show him and his ass golf swing just absolute trash and next thing you know he's walking away with her and it turned around and you're ripping that gorgeous happy Gilmore swing. Ha ha ha, you saw that. How'd that make you feel? Ta ha ha. Ta ha ha. Yeah, I mean,

that would happen the whole time. Like, they showed it on that date, but like, dude, people are just making out with your girl the whole time. You're just like, yeah, all right. What I signed up for.

But, I mean, yeah, sometimes you get it. Sometimes you don't like there were, there were nights where I was doing that to him. You know what I mean? And there are nights when like other people are doing that to us. And there was this dude that happened the whole time.

By the, by that time you're just like numb. You're like shit. Then you just keep looking and shit. Like that's my girl in your girl and you're in our girl and all right okay i'm gonna hit this golf ball hey i love you on the season in my opinion you are carrying the show. You guys better shut the fuck up. My question for you is...

Get kissed! Would you ever consider being a contestant on Fuck Girl Island? And where can I send my application? Yeah, you gotta get... You gotta get DM'd. I don't know. I didn't apply. They slid in, and then I applied.

Like, I just got a who's up text or you up text from I just got a you up text from HBO Max and I was like I'm on my way but would I go on F girl island if that's a thing yeah I'd do anything they wanted me to do Ben can you come for 30 seconds

I'd be like yeah as long as Tom's on my flight again I'm just kidding Ben, can you come for 30 seconds? I'd be like, yeah. As long as Tom's on my flight again. I'm just kidding. My question about FBoy Island, episodes 7 and 8. What is up with all of the artwork? Awful.

That's what you noticed what artwork like in the house imagine just watching fyi and all the drama and fucked up shit and you're just like the walls i didn't even notice the artwork but that house house was $15,000 a day to rent. So whatever they did in there is probably expensive. And that means it's good, right? I don't think we broke any of the artwork. But you know how this is crazy. Dude, the doors were all clear in the house. You know how many people fucking ran into the doors and met?

Dude, everybody did it. A producer broker her nose. The clear doors. People had to put tape on the doors because people were just fucking Dude, just time after time. Literally three times a day

somebody would just break their fucking nose on the door. Just nose prints all over it. Not fingerprints. Just everybody's freaking... Everybody's nose print just painting the door. Looks like a crime scene. All noses.

That's so dumb. All right, last one. Hold on. What the hell did you guys do when they were on dates all day did you just sit there and drink as you look you were getting freaking hammered every day just drinking wine or that workout you like jerk off or shower watch movies did you watch any good films like what'd you how'd you do that was very crystal clear i could like hear your hangy ball in the back of your mouth. Here's a spoiler. We could only drink like a couple hours a day at night.

And it looked like I was drinking wine all day. But honestly, I was just drinking coffee out of a wine glass because I thought it looked cool. And it looks like wine. But I never got too drunk on the show because I didn't want to be a complete fucking dickhead what do we do all day we just uh oh and they're on dates dude I swear to god one day me and Danny threw an orange across the deck for like two hours straight just an orange didn't say a word. Two hours.

Could we jack off? No. No, actually, yeah, we did. We all just did it at the same time in the living room. When the girls are like, what are you guys doing? We're not here. We're like, I don't know. Look at the couch.

Did we watch? We actually got to watch TV on Sundays. That was like our day that we didn't film. So the cameras were down on Sundays, and we got to go on our phones for 10 minutes. And we got to watch movies and stuff. We just watched like Netflix. We watched Euphoria one day.

That ruined my life. I was like, how do we? It was, oh my God, dude, that show. I hated that show. It was depressing. What else? Oh, we watched the Super Bowl super bowl dude this is so funny so so we got to get on the laptop and like pick what we wanted to watch and one time me and nico typed in brant's fucking highlight tape so we were just watching brant's like college high school highlights and shit they went over to the laptop immediately and shut it we're

like what oh shit let's keep going fuck it hey um really enjoying the show and it's cool to find your comedy from the show and start to follow you. Thank you. So my question is about how awkward is it trying to seduce a woman with cameras in your face and competing against these other people? I mean, I would have to think like you would have these thoughts like am i even attracted to this person yet or like am i just competing for her anyway like a competition frenzy or something yeah uh i can't seduce a woman in real life so So, on the show, that was just another Tuesday, baby. Am I even attracted

to this person? Yeah, you just are. Being on a reality show like that, it's like dating a girl for a year, but you have to do it in a month, or month and a half, or whatever the hell so like yeah you gotta like you gotta adjust but you still feel all the same things because they're in too

you know it'd be different if like they weren't on the same wavelength as you but they i mean everybody's in it and yeah in real life jesus christ though you know what i mean i don't kiss a girl like fucking ever i'm like that and do the first date i'm like that's why it was so weird for me i was like i'll kiss you on the cheek but like damn already it's like are you gonna think i'm weird oh you all right weird ass kiss how often what if that was just it i'm like all the time why did that sound sexy that shit just sends right away whatever how often did the whole entire cast just crack the fuck up laughing at nik Glaser because the way it's edited everyone has a straight face not always but um I am losing my shit watching at home because she is so funny no Nikki like dude they didn't they didn't even put a lot of her jokes in there she would just

throw down like 17 jokes on us and we'd be like holy fuck but they didn't a lot of them just didn't make the cut because of like timing and stuff but they're all fucking funny there's what i remember this one when we all came out on episode one we all are standing there and the cameras aren't rolling yet we're just like chilling and she looks at all of us and goes this looks like the worst football team ever one time in like a lot of the in this situation she'd be like roasting us and like like being funny as hell but like it was at elimination so we were all like shitting our pants because we had to like give a love speech in front of 27 cameras in like five minutes we're

like i can't like our heads were everywhere so if you see straight faces that's why come on baby i know you talk about how you're friends with all the guys now but during the show did you actually really resent a lot of, I mean, it seemed like you really don't like Mercedes, and for good reason, just talk about that now and how y'all's relationship has grown since filming. Mm. He sounded like if Indiana had a voice. Thanks, homie.

I mean, no guys, like, really had a feud. Like, sometimes guys would get in fights on the show and they didn't show them. Like, a lot of people did. I don't know if they're gonna show it so i'm not gonna say anything but no one was mad at each other for over that a period of time everybody would just be like i bet and you'd just be cool just because it's like you know i mean you hate each other in the moment but that's's not like a thing. Like girls stay mad at each other forever and they fucking never talk to each other in the key or car and shit. Guys like get mad at each other and they're just like, all right, bet.

So that's just what happened on the show, too. But I didn't resent anybody. I don't think anybody resented anybody. And everybody's really good friends now. Like we're going to Miami for the finale. Spoiler alert. Like, we're going to Miami for the finale. Spoiler alert.

But, uh, and, like, people are going to be there that didn't like each other too much on the show, but, like, we're homies now. Nobody gives a fuck. BFFs. Couple more. What's up, Ben? I was curious. What's the nice guy equivalent of ta-ha-ha-ha?

Is it possibly having a journal? You fuck. The nice guy equivalent to is a want a kiss in this bunk bed? You want to know my fantasy though? The top bunk.

Meet you up there. That's what... That's the equivalent. That is nice as shit, though. One more. Hey, Ben. Love the show, man. Big fan over here.

But just a quick question about Fuckboy Island. So, how do you jack off on the show? Dude, you fuck. Talking to these hot girls. How do you get a little... show? Dude, you fuck. Talking to all these hot girls. How do you get a little... I thought it was going to be real. Fuck. Oh, shit.

How do you jack off on the show? You don't. Bro, when you're in a house with 26 dudes, you forget how to jack off. For real, I was like, I don't even know what it is anymore it's kind of like being in jail a little bit it's like it's like the best jail ever and like people become like situationally hot you know what i mean like when you're in a house forever like you just start like thinking people are hot like i was like that chef's kind of got a nice ass wait can you make me a smoothie

you just dude i couldn't i was like i just my head i don't know where am i gonna do it anyway everybody's all over the place you know and every you need to be like people like grab you like every 10 minutes like not like grab you but every 10 minutes, like not like grab you, but they're like, yo, bro, come on, let's do a scene. You're gonna be talking to Danny. Come on. I'm like, all right. All right. My hands are my pants.

No, truth is, we all just jack off in the living room, all of us every night. It was like a ritual. But whatever. They'll show it in the bloopers. I really hope there's bloopers. But OK. whatever. They'll show it in the bloopers. I really hope there's bloopers, but okay. That's the pod. F boy Island.

Ask me anything. Episode seven and eight. We'll do another one next week for nine and 10, but I remember merches in the bio, New York city, Caroline's on Broadway, August 11th. I'll be there. New York fam Caroline's on Broadway August 11th I'll be there

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