Espresso - FBOY Island With Niko & Danny

Episode Date: September 10, 2022

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Yo, it's the Espresso Podcast, Shot 227. I'm your host, Benedict Polizzi. And we got some F-boys on the line tonight. Say what's up, fellas. What's going on? What's up, everyone? How are you guys? Nico and Danny. Hey, shout out your Instagram handles real quick.

Like they don't know it, but why not? Got Nico Ploss, my name. Nico Ploss at not Nico. That's just hit and nico plus that's it danny luisa simple easy doesn't have two a's at the end though mine so it has uh so it's two y's at the end of danny and two a's at the end of luisa you know yeah gotta spice it up a little bit gotta do what you gotta do remember to join the patreon for five dollars a month that's one extra episode a week and get all your merch espresso merch you got who's buying this hoodies nico grabbed one you got your feeling glonky t-shirts polite cat calling stuff all at benedictmerch.com grab some all right boys

what's up how you feeling danny coming off a 3 a.m night what's going on dude i miss bottle blonde wings every fucking day of my life yeah i housed like two orders them last night for the people that don't know danny's like the fucking main man at bottle blonde in miami and he just runs the show over there and we went there for the finale in the premiere of f boy island and he just had wings on deck they've got the best fuck dude i can't stop thinking about him i keep ordering wings at different places like trying to mimic bottle blonde wings i can't do it what the hell like where do you get i don't even i don't want to know. Say we're in Miami, bro.

Don't ask questions. Yeah, I'm never going back to Miami again, so I'll never have them. I love Miami, man. Nico, what's up, bro? I'm going to spam you off the list forever. I'm out for good, man. Done for.

Dane, are you ever going to come to the Midwest? I'm thinking about Chicago. Me too, bro. Me too. I'm thinking about Chicago Me too bro Me too I'm thinking about Chicago in October That would be wild I'm doing Dallas the second week And then I plan on coming back to Miami for one weekend Heading up to Chicago

Dude that would be That's a Halloween weekend right Yeah I was thinking about being Rocky for Halloween Oh shit really Stallion Stallion boy Oh you'd wear the shorts and everything Yeah you could do it Yeah, I was thinking about being Rocky for Halloween. Oh, shit. Really? It's dying, it's dying, boy. Oh, you'd wear the shorts and everything. Yeah, you could do it. You'd have to get super.

Oh, bro, you got to get in the gym. Not saying you're not already jacked, but you got to get Rocky. Come on, baby. We switched up over here. Yeah. Dude, that's my birthday weekend, too. I might have to. That might be dangerous.

You might have just convinced me yeah so if you're in chicago 27th through the 31st maybe look out for the f boys never know let's uh let's talk about the show a little bit uh just question for us is there anything they put on the show that you kind of wish they didn't put on the show? Danny or Nico? I'm going to let you go first, because I had to think for a second. I mean, anything they didn't. I mean, it's not like things make good TV.

I'm obviously not proud of the whole locker room talk situation. That sucks. And then there's a situation where i'm apologizing uh to everyone's like dude were you wasted and i'm like no i'm just a little sissy and i was nervous as shit well that was me that was me the whole entire show dude are we cool swearing cool on this or is what cool yeah fuck it you said sissy what's up danny oh i feel like they did me pretty well on the show i gotta know i i got things i wish they showed like what so many you got anything off the top elephant shoes elephant shoes what do you mean elephant shoes what is that So many. You got anything off the top? Elephant shoes.

Elephant shoes? What do you mean? Elephant shoes. What is that? Elephant shoes. They gave that to Casey. Oh, shit. The elephant shoes. Wait, explain that.

Explain that for the people that don't. So Mia told me she loved me on the show. Yeah? And cameras were there. so Mia told me she loved me on the show. Yeah. And, um, cameras were there and, uh, Dory wanted me to say it back,

but you know, elephant shoe sounds a lot better than I love you. Oh shit. Okay. I get it. There you go. Nico's doing it. Everyone look at Nico's screen.

Okay. I'm getting, let's see. Yeah, there we go. I was actually like, damn, he had a pair of shoes that he wanted to wear

and they didn't like it. Yeah. That's that. And the beach party. I'm tight. They didn't show the beach party. The beach party was fun. Yeah, bro.

You being buried alive, me feeding you water while you're under the sand. We were all playing. Nobody saw any of that shit. Nico doesn't even know what that is. He doesn't even know it existed. Bro, there's a...

I've heard it from you guys. There's a beat. It's just like it disappeared in our memories, I guess. But we were playing tug-of-war. We were just playing little games and shit. It might have been a little awkward. Well, everything was kind of awkward on the show, but that was kind of fun.

It was kind of a break. We do a lot of two-in-one. And then we had Tom versus all of us. And we let Tom pull the rope and then let go of it. And he went flying. Wouldn't you guys love to do a Q&A with our editors and producers? Just like why some stuff didn't get shown. Or just like the NFT party.

I'd love to have... The painting thing? Yeah, just like why didn't you put that in? Or why did you put that in i don't know man maybe because nfts are kind of out now are they dude i'm trying i'm trying to launch one of mine right now so oh yeah i forgot you're the king bro that's a different game tamaris is the queen of nfts i'm like the prince i'm just chilling to the side trying to get up to that level prince of nfts new twitter handle yeah bro so uh i don't know we got some questions that we

need to answer let's uh let's get into this it's questions about the show from uh the instagram dms or just a question about everything or anything. So let's dive in. Question for Danny and Nico. Was there anything that was left off the show that you think we should have seen? Oh, shit. And also,

I can't believe you were trapped in this house with three women. Sounds like the show should have been called Locked Up Abroad. There's a little Johnson there. Yeah, dude. I was just going to say, it sounds like your boy Joey. Yeah, bro.

That's a frequent show listener, man. That's my dude. But what did he say? I couldn't even. He said, is there anything we wish that made the show? I got one. What's up? Me and Nico's Adventure. Oh, yeah, dude.

Break it down. Me and Nico's Adventure. I'm going to break it down right now just like this. That was actually from beginning to end I wish I would have been up because that's some shit I love doing go ahead Danny

break it down so we were all chilling in the living room this is the night before the finale have it night before the finale yes

and um we were off that day we were off that whole day and they were supposed to actually bring us alcohol that day and they never did so me and nico were like hey let's let's go get alcohol let's go so there was um no first we went around the whole house looking for it remember we tried like you know what? It's the finale. What are they going to do to us? Like, let's, so we started like, like there's like Nikki Glazer has like her own little

like podcast room. Did you go in there? Did you go into that place? Like security's like, Hey, what are you guys doing? I'm like, nothing, man. We're just, it's our last day here. Security didn't give a fuck. It did that

any new damn well wait until you heard our security guard that we met at the girl's house oh my that's right so let's track back let's get on top there you go there you go so we're chilling we search the whole house break into almost every room in the house find 25 bottles of fasa azul completely empty completely empty so i remember that the house next door to us has an outside cabana bar so i'm like yo nico let's try the house out see if there. Bro, me and this man are on the sand crawling army style. I love that shit, dude. Army style. Dude, that's my favorite.

And I see a camera right above the bar. And we're like, nope, foul face. Time to go the other way. And at this point, we checked the whole house. That cabana, we saw the camera. So we're like, damn, that's it. We're tapped out. We're not going to have anything. and then each party clicked into my head i'm like yo we can get to

the girl's house from the beach i remember exactly how to get there yeah yeah it was like right next door we never knew where the girl's house was but it was literally a fucking house down dude we're so stupid we thought they lived in like california or some shit it literally looked like that it looked like cali but um i told nico i was like this hella rock so we just dude danny the only light that we had is danny had a like a vape light from his pen so he would like have to suck in we'd have to look five feet in front and then walk across these rocks it was like so pathetic f-boy flashlights but dude how beautiful was the stars oh it was unbelievable you don't get that in chicago like the skyline blocks at all but

i love how you're you're having this like alcohol robbery and then you're like but look at the sky real quick literally literally that was us paradise man this is incredible we finally we finally get all the way to the house we get off the hills we make it through the rocks we get through the water everything's perfect we have no idea how to get into the house now we have no phones we have no one to text we have no idea how to get into the house now we have no phones we have no one to text we have no one to get in touch with oh shit now they're breaking this is this is the security guard i'll let nico finish this so we're like let's just do like a little rock to the window see if we can wake the girls and like you know have them like come out

and like it'd make for a good story like you know it's cute it's cute america's head yeah danny wanted to make a last impact with with mia and we walked to the side and this guy's like sleeping in a lawn chair wakes up he's like no no no no what are you guys doing here and then he has like a brooklyn sweatshirt danny's like yo brooklyn i got it you got new york tatted on my arm oh for sure show him the clock tattoo too. For the boys. What time is it? And he gets the girls like they're chaperones. She comes up and she's like, you guys are freaking idiots. What are you doing here? We're like, okay, if we can't talk to the girls

can we have booze and then go back? And she's like, I'm going to give this to you, but you have to get the hell out of here and don't tell anyone. Okay. Grabbed it. Came back. What a trade-off. Once he gets Cynthia, which is the woman who was taking care of them,

bro, he's looking at us, and I'm like, you vape? That was a peace offering. A trade. He's like, oh, yeah, I vape. It was your Mr. man oh bro that saved your ass that's another little behind the scenes thing i had like a mr fog max which is like a a vape that they sell at this gas

station by my apartment in indianapolis and i grabbed one to use as like a prop for like a video or something it was in my bag and they weren't to use as like a prop for like a video or something. It was in my bag and they weren't like, I don't know what happened, but they weren't supplying us with vapes. No, they took our debit cards and no vapes in three days. And Danny was like, listen, if you don't get what I need, I'm not filming tomorrow. It took him like 13 minutes to come back with like 70 vapes but in not filming tomorrow if i do not have my vape they were like they're like oh shit

but in that time where we didn't have vapes i was like yo danny i got like a prop vape in my bag if you want it and i just your face while you're hitting that. I'll never forget it, dude. You're like, oh my God. I forget. Genuine happiness. I don't even know what flavor that shit was.

It was mint. It was horrible. I love that you remember that. In that moment, it was amazing. All right, let's keep, let's keep going.

Ben, when is the F boy Island crew coming to Indy? You got to show them the ratchet spots like Envy and the dirty tap. Tap. Fuck. Tap. Fuck. Dude, I don't know.

That might be a tough sell to get the FBoy Island crew to come to Indy. That's like trying to get LeBron to play for the Pacers. It's just, I don't know. Would to Indy. That's like trying to get LeBron to play for the Pacers. It's just... I don't know. Would you guys be down? I'd be down. It's a drive for me, man, so count me in. We might have to loop. I would need

more of like a springtime visit. Oh, that'd be nice. I'll go whenever, man. Anytime we get the crew together, it's always better's my body's used to this warm weather now dude i would freeze oh yeah you can't do the cold i'm done with the cold i don't even have i don't even have i don't have pants anymore i have all shorts short sleeve shirts tank tops it's all i own now i'll go anywhere as long as it's not miami. Too much Miami, dude. Miami'd out.

See ya. I don't know how you do it, bro. Let's keep rolling. Yo, Ben. Love you, bro. But, this question is for Nico. How does it feel, bro, to get rejected,

let back in, but then rejected again. Reminds me of Benedict's toe, bro. Seriously, though. Fuck. Yeah, what are you thinking, Nico? Oh, it's sick, man. There's nothing like having your heart ripped out not once but twice um no man

it's it's i look in the moment yeah like it blows like you're very much so like yeah and then kind of after the mansplain it's like i put it all out there like super nervous and then to come back i'm like all right like you know i got a chance at this like we're gonna do it um only to have the rug pulled out from under me at the very end is stuck man like there's no there's no like easy way to put it like it's stunk but all good now yeah if it's anything like my toe like it's fucked up you went on the fy island like journey though bro you you had the best of all places yeah yeah man i i will say i like being on the outside i know i always phrase like i was in prison but like when i was locked up when i was eliminated that's when like everyone like if anyone was playing a game or

if anyone was like had a strategy or was just like not being themselves that's when they were actually real and we're like guys really really started to bond oh yeah have that and then to come back in um was yeah a pretty fortunate experience back in the game we're happy to see you back bro yeah we were oh yeah it was getting a little crazy in the house without you there. Love that. All right, hold on. Let me... Where are we at? Okay, here we go. Which one of you removes the most body hair? Fuck.

Hey. Dude, I... Nico, this girl sent this question to all three of us. Yeah. And Nico was like, bro, did you get this one? And I swear to God I was trimming my thighs while he asked me.

Look at this shit, dude. This is baby smooth. It looks good, dude. So, but actually, I might be I uh shave the most out of these three guys but i think out of all of us on the show mikey d was always shaving something like today so he's like armenian and i swear like his hair grows three inches every five seconds so it was like he'd just be like chilling by the pool. Literally. He really was.

He would shave his whole entire body by the pool. Like just with like a little like micro like. Bro, that man charged that thing like a cell phone. Yeah, man. Charged that thing like a cell phone. That thing, as soon as he was done using it, plugged in. Dude, yeah, I had to manscape a little bit, but nothing like that. And then we had Mercedes.

My manscape on the entire show was right before I got selected for the beach party. I was so proud of my decision. Oh! Yeah. Perfect timing. It was like a weird shower situation, too, though, you know? Like, it was hard to escape and like do your shit without everybody in the house knowing it was weird me mercedes and tom had it

the worst you were about to say it uh ben but mercedes would really line himself up like every two days and you're like dude like not fair always fire and i'm like what do you mean you're like how do you do the back your head he's like i just just been doing this man. Dude you don't understand how he did the back. Bro I've ruined it. I don't know how he did it. He's ambidextrous. He has to be bro because he would literally sit there with the mirror do this so I then put the mirror in this hand and then do it on this. I'm sitting there watching

I'm like how are you not messing that up? It was always perfect. Dude always. Such an advantage dude. That's why you lost, Ben? That's where we're going to go with it? We're going with that, bro.

He had the fresh fade. If I had a fresher fade, Sadie's was going down. I swear, dude. From day one. He had me. He had me in the beginning. It was just because my fucking, my taper wasn't right. You know what I mean?

That's it. That's it. that's the only reason all right here we go did you guys actually sleep with any of the chicks on the show or was it just the f boys and nice guys getting it on like what was the deal with that if you mean f boys and nice guys getting it on, like did we make a lifetime bond with the boys, then yeah, we got it on. We got it on. But did we sleep with the girls? No. You saw Lucas at the mansplain, so something happened somewhere.

Oh, shit. I definitely didn't sleep with any girls dude a matter of fact you know what actually happened i got put on the cot during my 24 hour day i got to wake up today which like in the moment i was like fuck i was like damn i thought our date went well like how did it just felt like a curveball and i was kind of like shitty. And then I was just like, all right, this is actually hilarious. Like I got over it. It took me like 10 minutes to actually get over it. But I was like, all right, fuck it.

I'm just going to lean into this. And so I just slept literally on the ground in the girl's mansion. And I woke up to Danny walking down the stairs and he was like, Benedict, what happened? I got caught up. Yeah. to Danny walking down the stairs and he was like, Benedict, what happened? I got caught up. Yeah! That's what it was.

That's what I wish they would have kept in. The whole cot scene, it would have kind of given away the ending, but if they would have had that in there, like I just wanted that line so bad. I got caught up. Dude, we had to reshoot that scene because I couldn't stop crying. We had to re...

Dude, they came in the room. I'm in bed with Mia. They come in the room and they're like, yo, Danny, I need you to do me a favor. I'm like, what's up? Like, walk outside and see where Ben is. Okay. Come walking down the steps. I just see you sitting there like this. I'm like, no.

Same clothes as the night before. Same clothes as the day this. I'm like, no. Same clothes as the night before. Same clothes as the day. I'm just like, no. He's like, I got caught up, bro. It hurt in the moment, but I was like, fuck it. That was amazing. That was honestly amazing. I'm actually upset they didn't put that scene in.

That was a good scene. I know, man. There's a lot that went down like in that morning that they like, remember us walking down the road? Yes. Yeah. It was like 90 degrees out. I'm sweating out here. I'm in the same clothes as yesterday. I need to brush my teeth. Oh, they had a scene with me, him and Casey though, bro. Casey made a comment that had us dying too.

I can't even remember what it was. But it was a good, I wish we just at least had a picture of like me, you and him walking down that road, walking all the way back to our house. Shirtless. Miami edition. That was very Miami. Miami edition.

Nico. Can't do it. Alright, let's keep going what's up boys I want to know what y'all's thoughts were whenever Tom at the reveal decided to turn his head around and stick out his tongue as far as he can that seemed like psychotic behavior to me

I don't know if he had planned that or discussed it with anybody before the reveal fuck I love that Do you remember that? I remember I was like this man's about to say he's a fuckboy I was like there's no way

That would have been the surprise of the century dude My god I would have I think everybody deep down knew he was a nice guy But he was just trying to, like, you know. Spice it up. Yeah, he's trying to spice it up a little bit. Which is good. Like, it's good to see a little bit of flavor out of Tom like that.

Like, here I go. Like, I'm here for it, Tommy. Hey, Tom now is different from Tom on that show. I don't know if y'all talk to Tom. No, not really. Why is he different? Tom's a savage. For real?

Does he have a girl? No longer, um, the crying kid that they made him look like. Tom's different. Yeah, that'll make you different

when you, when they portray you like that on TV. Tom is the man. Like, we, we all know that. It's just,

he just, he's the dopest dude man yeah you knew he's a nice guy but he just looked a little he looked a little psycho when he did that which is good tv look back oh that's good too that that was that was the og look back because he nico looked back at danny right so the whole the whole entire show like i was like danny's just trying he's like you're an f boy i know you're an f boy i'm like and there was like a time off camera i'm like dude like you're saying this on camera cut it off like i'm a nice guy like i'll tell you like which is like cardinal sin number one don't do it. So when I am eliminated, I turned to him and it was like,

in your face, Danny. Nice guy. I'm a nice guy. Danny, did you have it all plotted out, like nice guys and F-boys and all that kind of stuff? Oh, hell yeah. I had that shit down. I had everybody.

And I was actually wrong on a lot of them. I had Dwayne as an F-boy, and Dwayne was a nice guy. I had DeSante as an F-boy, and Dwayne was a nice guy. I had Asante as an F-boy, and he was a nice guy. I had Jay Brin. I had Jay Brin and you as nice guys. I was confident with y'all, too. Yeah, yeah. I knew Mercedes was an F-boy because Mercedes had a book,

and he fucked up. He used to let me read his book, just showing me what he would jot down. And one of the pages he made me read, it said how I'm going to explain to Luis that I'm an F-boy. Oh! That's some super behind-the-scenes shit right there. There's an F-boy.

Check. Got one. Me and Mikey D, we already, I knew he was an F-boy. He knew I was an F-boy from when we were out on the beach. Me and Mikey D put it all out. Really? Yeah. See, I would have thought one of you guys was like playing me.

No, you just had that bond. That's it. We both told each other we were F-boys. Shit. I thought Casey was coming back as were F-boys. Shit. I thought Casey was coming back as an F-boy again. I knew Pete was an F-boy. Yeah, you had it down, dude.

It was just like a couple that I flip-flopped. I walked in on Nico trying to break it down too one day. That's right. I remember that. You're just laying starfish on your bed with a bunch of snacks and shit. F-boys, nice guys. With lines drawn in between and shit.

I was like, oh, God. Names crossed out when I just changed my mind. I'd be, guys. That shit was funny, too, actually. Just keep going. You sit here now and you're... Say what? Go ahead. You sit here now and you're like what go ahead go ahead you sit here now and you're like

wow it was such a like what was the game plan of figuring out who was a knife guy and who was an F boy because it did nothing for us that's what I was thinking I was like

I don't think it really matters it did nothing for us nothing for you yeah here we go watched F boy island gotta say you're my favorite

because you remind me of my boyfriend I was watching it with him and I was like oh my god I love Benedict Here we go Watched FBoy Island Gotta say You're my favorite Because You remind me of my boyfriend I was watching it with him And I was like Oh my god I love Benedict Like he's literally you And I think you guys Would be best friends

This isn't really something To go on the podcast But like You guys Literally look similar And act similar And I just Couldn't get over it

Love you Oh DM a pic Let's see this doppelganger yeah oh shit boyfriend number two I'm obsessed with myself so me and your boyfriend would be perfect for each other what is he single how's the relationship going no I gotta see this guy now I don't know that was uh she said it wasn't for the podcast, but it went on. What's there? All right. I made it.

Here we go. If Louise were to have picked you, do you think you would still be together? Oh, that's a good question. Um, if she's, If she still likes feet, if she keeps those feet right, you never know. That's all I'm saying on that. Hold on.

Do you think there's ever a chance in the future for you and Louise? Oh my God. You're getting peppered, dude. If she keeps getting those pedicures, bro, there's always a chance god hold on there's one more this question is for danny does danny think he would have put his fuck boy past in the past for mia and if so do you think they would still be together if she chose him oh did you get all that? Yeah, I got that.

I mean, Mia Mia did date after the show. Yeah. So, I mean, I'm going to leave it right there. Nobody wants to hear it. I would just stop. Mia Mia did date after the show. That's pretty much it.

So, I didn't get picked and I still dated her. There you go. We like her there you go we like that you stuck the landing here we go what's up Ben long time fan what's up Danny and Nico

I was curious if you guys are getting sponsorship deals I know on Love Island for example a lot of those people get pretty big and Nico. Um, yeah, I was curious if you guys are getting sponsorship deals, um, you know, after the show, like I know on love Island, for example, a lot of those people get, you know, pretty big sponsorship deals from brands or whatever,

but are you guys getting any offers? Um, also Danny, I'm in New York city, so I know you're in Jersey. So, or Staten Island, uh,

come through, come through party with us. Fuck. Have you guys gotten any, uh, deals or anything through Instagram or anything from it i've gotten little things from instagram nothing crazy i did that tbt magazine thing they sponsored me for that i got paid for that oh that was dope you're on like a red carpet weren't you yeah yeah i was

i was with uh bed bed baby oh. How is she in real life? Same shit. Exactly how you. How about that? How about that? I'm still. Can we get verified, please? On fucking something.

I don't know how you're not. That's the only one. I feel like you should have been verified. I don't know how to do it, man. It's one. I feel like you should have been verified. I don't know how to do it, man. It's just, what do you do? I've applied like twice already and I've gotten rejected all times. I applied once and got rejected, but I just don't know. I feel like I'm submitting the wrong shit.

Like what's the strategy? I don't know. We should probably ask Casey. I spoke to Jamie about it and Jamie told me you have to put links that have your name in them. As soon as, not a page about you, a page that has your name on the thing. In the URL.

Yes. So I have six of them and I put all six of them in there. Now I'm at the point where I'm putting the Twitter feed about me. Yeah. Like FBoyIslandDanny and I'm copying that link and throwing it in there I'm now I'm at the point where I'm putting like the Twitter feed about me like yeah like FBoyIslandDanny and I'm copying that link and throwing it in there dude I've tried everything it seems it seems impossible I'm not even applying I probably I probably did it wrong I probably didn't submit or some shit I probably right clicked like what channels you're connected

with I put HBO Max FBoyIslandBottleBlonde anything that already with. I put HBO Max, FBoy Island, Bottle Blonde. Anything that already is verified, I put that in the thing. It just, it seems like it's never going to happen. I mean, the girls aren't even verified. Tamera is verified. Yeah. Like Tamera is, I would consider the lead girl, no? Like after how she ended the show. She definitely should be.

Louise was before, right? She was. She got unverified Louise was before, right? She was. She got unverified for a minute. How the fuck? She was unverified. You're not a real person. She's a ghost. You're a robot.

She got unverified for three days. And then she got it back. So I think we all got to call Louise up. Yeah, what the hell? I'm over it. As far as brands go jim shark is having me host an event in new york city this weekend and that should be fun uh i think it's like an invite thing not sure what's happening with that i'll get everyone more details but if you're in new york city

say what's up he's in new y City. The guy that asked the question. Buy me a... Oh, shit, he is. Say what's up, bro. Buy me a street dog. Dirty water dog, baby. All right. Fuck.

Yeah, but that should be all right. Here we go. I think the real question is, and what we were all dying to know, is why didn't you actually go for Nikki? I think we could all consensually agree that if we could, we would. True. There's so many guys.

I remember when we first walked out, we had like three beautiful women right in front of us. And all the guys were like, oh yeah, Nikki Glaserki glazer i'm like yeah that dude's that boy that dude that's how you narrowed it down like how can you hit on the host right in front of the first time being the three oh shit yeah seriously i fucking remember saying i was stargazing good but nobody's going for nikki man i couldn't even look her in the eye I was so terrified of her she's like the top three roast roast master ever I guess she destroyed me the most I know she uh right now she's like she's not going on her tour because she's getting getting like vocal cord surgery oh and we were talking about it it's like a good like recovery and everything should be cool

but she's like when i come back i'm gonna sound like danny speaking of which benedict just opened for nikki glazer guys congratulations thanks dude it was a that was huge it was it was bro it was in front of like 4 000 people and in a theater i almost had a stroke when i went on that stage but it went well and my family was there too and usually when you do like stand up in front of like your girl your family anybody that really matters to you you bomb and for some reason it uh it actually went pretty well so it was a good weekend shout out to nikki and shout out to everybody on the show for really like juicing me up because without you guys there's no way that would have happened yeah i'm not really big with

like 4 000 people audiences i like small like mansplaining groups yeah more of an intimate setting maybe like on a deck outside of a mansion yeah hey give me a bigger crowd i strive i love that shit give me an audience dude it was like the best weekend of my life then uh my flight gets delayed like 17 times from the trip i get back at 3 30 a.m get to my car windows broken window's broken out of it. I'm like, of course. Oh, I saw that. Of course that shit happens. I probably deserve it. You got to have the good with the bad.

Right. I'll take the trade off. All right, let's keep going. Benedict, I do have a question for you, for Nico, and for Danny. Even though he's an F boy he's sweet um do y'all want to come over i knew okay because she just sounded the voice that was the horniest fucking i don't know you got vapes you got you got whey protein and vapes because we're in hey I respect myself

we don't do that on the first night I'm a king respectfully no but check back in like a month say what Nika I leaned in when she spoke I was like okay Yeah that's a whole different tone

We've got like Four more of these and then we'll dip You guys cool for that Let's do it Alright cool here we go So did Tom ever talk about using steroids I was on one of his tiktok lives And he was bragging about using

quote-unquote strength drugs i'm just curious how much he talked about it on the show i'll answer this one i when we're on the show and because everyone asks and this is like the crazy thing about like tom is a literal physical specimen but he was not on anything that was insane which is like sweet because it's like there was dudes that were doing stuff on the show and he was just very much like he's the dude that like he played college football at northwestern so i mean the guy has always been jacked and then when he gave up football he's just continuing to get huge but no he's just literally the man he i think he really leaned out because he i think he weighed a ton when he played at Northwestern

because obviously to play in the Big Ten, you got to fucking bulk up. And he was playing D-line or something like that. But right when he graduated, he just got so shredded. Shredded. Naturally. Now he's bulking, bro. He's put on a lot of weight the last couple of months. Dude, him and...

That dude lives with a purpose. He goes to a breakup, he's like that dude, that dude lives with a purpose. Like he goes through a breakup. He's like, dude, I'm putting on 15 pounds. That guy up here. Like you might've seen like the boohoo stuff on reality, but outside man,

that guy's solid. Yeah. Him and Mikey D Mikey D is huge too. What happened? Mikey D ate Mikey D twice. Dude, Zach, Zach got big

AC's a monster now I swear some of these guys after the show I'm like dude You too Danny Everybody just changed Their whole fucking look after the show Bro, when you're the fattest fuck on TV You gotta cut down

Damn bro, I watched that shit Were you fat? Bro, did you see the shit when I came home from bed. Bro, did you see the episode when I'm coming down from the sleep when me, you, and Casey? The 24-hour day, bro. My tits are bouncing as I'm coming down them steps. I was like, nah,

dude. We got to switch that up. Get on the cut. It's different now. Who is the most jacked like strongest on the show? And I always say Tom, but I'm not even joking. Like just growing up, playing sports, being in the locker room, seeing a lot of jack dudes. If I could switch bodies with one friend and I'm not kidding,

it'd be Benedict. Yes. I don't believe you can actually go to the gym and like, like I think you're born with abs. Like that's a God given thing. And he has some like abs on his obliques. I'm like, how's that even happen?

Nico was shredded too. But dude, the number one, the number one bod on the show, Elon, I'm telling you, what the fuck was he on? Every time he took his shirt off,

I was like, damn it. They have a scene that they didn't show. And now here's another one that I wish they showed. Remember when we were doing those beach cuts, like our intros for us? Oh, yeah. First day. So my scene was they zoomed in on Elon's abs.

They zoom out, and it's me walking on the beach i just ripped my guinea tea off and i'm just like rubbing my stomach dude bro i wish they showed that i do in the moment i was like wow this is miserable yeah now after like transforming i'm like shit i wish they showed that that first day was insane dude the T put fucking chocolate syrup in my belly oh yeah oh they didn't show any of that shit did they I was in the same room when you guys did that I was like these fuckers are crazy dude

absolute chaos that was wild that was fun alright here we go three more hi boys what are your types of girls that you're interested in you maybe want to get a little fruity let me know if it's each other but dude why can we call the horny police on everybody's uh the sex hotline. What's my type?

Guys that are Italian from New York that eerily look like Buzz Lightyear. That's my type. Oh, me and Nico would have a baby? Yeah, no shit. An Italian Buzz Lightyear. Hey, Nico, what's up? Hey, if she doesn't have pink hair, I don't want it. Oh, I don't want to talk. That bitch is the only type I like.

Dude, how do you, Nico, how do you feel about the Buzz Lightyear comparison? So, dude, okay. I'll admit, the first time I ever heard it was actually from Tamaris, like off camera. Then I was like, okay, Tom is the cowboy. He's Woody. And then I'm Buzz. So it's like, all right. right and then like there's a couple chirps in the house and then of course when we come home the movie drops and then like a couple people like tagged me in it and i was like it was like damage control like you know i was keeping in I was keeping it under control. And then freaking Benny boy over here puts on

the espresso podcast and it blew up. I'm getting people I don't even know, like, screenshotting stuff from my Instagram and making side-by-sides. I don't even know you. You gotta be Buzz for Halloween,

dude. You have to be. You have to be like the be buzz for halloween dude you have to be you have to be like the the like the girl costume boys oh that's the other thing too he used to wear like the purple condom on his head and then they just gave him hair in the new movie and i'm like all right like i'm i'm not gonna fight it anymore yeah it's just meant to be but that's probably why we all need to go on that chicago trip honestly so we can just do halloween together because there's a lot of motherfucking ideas i have all right here we go two more so my question is even though you went on as a nice guy was there just a little something in the back of your head where you're like well at least i'll get 50 000 like i don't know were you really in it for the love or was it um was there a little

part of you that was like actually no 50k would be nice even if it doesn't work out let me reiterate that question for you guys did you guys go on f1 to find love or did you go on f1 as a nice guy to secure 50k um i kind of dude i'm gonna be completely honest i didn't even know how much money the the prize was like i i didn't have any knowledge about the show. My whole goal on the show was just to like kind of fuck around, get some exposure. And I like, whatever happens happens.

I was like, if I get 50 K great, but I'm not going to bank on it. Like, cause that never works out for me. And like, am I going to find love? That'd be sick.

But like, it's pretty unrealistic. So I'm just going to go there and just like have a good time. It was like my approach. So mine's a little bit different in that I, uh, I was actually in this show just got canceled so I can like talk about now, but I was actually casted for a lead of a show called 12 dates of Christmas. And so that's where Danny was on that. Yeah. I get it.

I get a call and they're like, Hey, um, you know, this show shows a lot better. Would you do it? And I was like, you know what? Leap of faith. I'll do it. And I literally didn't know anything about the money or even nice guys and F boys till maybe three days before I was on a plane. remember them like okay so it's still a dating show like you don't change anything but there's just gonna be a 50k reward then i was like okay like that's cool it's a little uh plus but then they're like the show's called f1 and i'm like all right hold on what are what are we doing here but uh yeah the money was never like that was just like an added bonus that's how i was thinking about it too but yeah it would have been nice to have and like like falling in love in two months like yes like like when i'm like separating like hide from heart like is it like like likely to happen probably not but dude they're gonna put you in these crazy experiences and like dates and stuff where like you're in a tropical paradise where you very well could like feel very strong emotions. No connection with the outside world.

Right. Exactly. No cell phones. So I'm going to say as an, as I came on as an F boy from day one, I was putting that 50 K no matter what, before I met the girl, no matter what,

because I did not want to be Gary. And nothing changed nothing changed the whole time you're there i was not sweet i wasn't there was never an opportunity for that 100k maybe the last day but look at us we're so fucking nice all right last one last one, last one. Hey, Ben. Congrats on opening for Nikki. I bet that show was awesome.

Thanks, bro. My question is about Aaron, the Charlie Chaplin silent guy that they made him on the show. What does he sound like? Because I couldn't find anything on his IG. Is he like a high-pitched pitch person if you could do an impression of how this dude talks like that'll be great okay thanks dude aaron's like the most low-pitched dude ever right he's got straight bass southern country huh he's like that southern Like deep southern voice It's really

It's like a It's a slow Like Methodic Like almost like he could like Talk you to sleep Yeah Read me a story

Like not just boring Because He'd be like Hey man What you put into it Is kind of what you put out Yeah Yeah

You give 100% And you're like Okay yeah sure like i'm about to run through a brick wall dude could motivate that man ran through brick walls he was spiritual man like he was like he was just like a humble grounded person very humble i remember uh when he came back from the date with tamaris which would say like didn't show anything about it we were like what happened bro like what uh what'd you guys do and did you kiss her?

And he just came in and he goes, y'all should be scared. Yeah. I was like, what did you do to her? I am scared. I know. I was scared the second I saw your ass. Let's give the viewers this at least.

Their date was him chopping wood no no pause okay sorry insider information here so that he came in and told us he was chopping wood and this makes sense now because why they skipped the day it's all the pieces have come together since for me so we he says that and then i'm in a mixer and i'm speaking to tamaris i was like oh i heard you had a nice day today i heard you're chopping wood she's like no we didn't do that at all aaron aaron was chopping the wood like you're probably watching she's like no i don't i know you're talking about at this point i'm like all right i got like two minutes i'm just gonna skip over this yeah so i i catch aaron once we're eliminated i'm like dude why did you say you're chopping? One of you goes, dude, I don't know. The date was so boring.

I just had to say something. What? It's not even Aaron's fault. They just literally made them walk through the woods. And then there was a bunch of mosquitoes. And I was like, they just picked a poor date for him. So he's like, yeah, we're chopping wood. A walk through the woods.

I thought me and me as date was bad that first one. What was it? Bro, we played cornhole and we were going to eat off a charcuterie board. Yeah, yeah. But there was flies all over it. Then the drinks that they made us were like a strawberry lemonade vodka. Mia's allergic to strawberries. Oh, you're kidding.

Bro, I just sat there and I'm like. First date. Help me. Those dates were either really good or really bad. Aaron's was worse. Thank God. Any last words, boys, to the FBoy Island fans? Anything you want to get off your chest before we wrap this up?

Bring us back for next season. Oh, I think we're prime time candidates, dude. Let's do it. We're all so goddamn nice. You heard us. FGirl Island, what's up let's breathe it i would do f girl island i'm down for anything yeah any show as long as it's not a cooking show you saw me burn my entire arm on that pan of eggs burns it's a welt you got shot

every fucking 15 seconds they were like do you and do you need a what is it called neosporin neosporin you want to go to the hospital i was like no i'll walk it off Sitting in your bed and you just like stick In the sheets The amount of times I rip my sheet Off my fucking arm in the morning The scabs I remember when that thing was like bright yellow For like two days Yeah it was pretty nasty it was nasty

It was worth it though bro scrambled eggs at 2am It was in cereal time Brogert Still think about it everyday That that's the f y island recipe for people that don't know it's uh yogurt because there was so much yogurt in our mansion for some reason uh granola and just like two scoops of whey protein so much that it just tasted like chalk yeah literally i don't know how y'all eat that every day it was disgusting but I felt like it was doing something probably not

I was sitting there making protein shakes y'all sitting here eating brogurt I'm like this is terrible so weird terrible but alright boys thanks for hopping on Nico Danny love ya see you soon Chicago maybe

let's do it I'm gonna push for Chicago I'm gonna push if y'all wanna come through Dallas me and Sadie's will be down there just don't say Miami bro

anything but Miami hey I'm gonna keep you guys out of my head some people just can't handle it don't let that happen remember to join the Patreon five dollars a month

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Say your handles one more time for them. At Nika Paulus. Oh, what? Train wreck at Nika Paulus. Wait, wait, hold on.

We need to end. We need to end the podcast on that. Danny say yours and then we'll get, hold on. Ha ha. Uh, we need to end. We need to end the podcast on that. Danny say yours and then we'll get out of here. All right. So mine's at Danny Louisa, two wise, two A's. Uh, we doing that now or we might just say,

Hey, follow him on Tik TOK too. We need Tik TOK love. Same one as my Instagram. Same as my Instagram. There you go. All right, boys.

Uh, all right, fam. I'll talk to you guys next week. For everybody out there, just remember Taha fuck. Should we do it again?

Let's do it again. Three, two, one. Taha fuck. Alright, y'all peace see you in the group message yeah later see you in the group chat peace