Espresso - Jabriane Talks Fighting Mercedes Off-Camera

Episode Date: August 26, 2022

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This is the Espresso Podcast with Benedict Polizzi. Shot 225, and guess who's here? J. Brandon Ross, baby. I can't believe it. You made it. You made it. You made it. Finally, huh?

F-Boy Island bromance. Yo, bromance of all time. Should we hug? I feel like... That was so weird. That was perfect. That was actually on brand. It reminded me of you holding Luis's hand.

Stop it. But dude, to me, it was... Why'd I do that? Did did you laugh when i did that did you see me do it i didn't see you do that i thought i promised you from like think about it me you talked about the things you were gonna say to louise we talked this is so funny we would game plan oh my god you can say so after every time we talk when you would when i would release you go get him boy go get him That's my homie Oh wait We're not supposed to talk About the people I thought

What's up Liam Dumbass But when I would release you I'm like He got it So the whole time I'm thinking like Bruh Benedict is killing me

Your confidence Gave me confidence And then when I watched it I was like Oh my god You're so horrible I was so I was upset with you

Really I knew you would be. I wish you would have told me, hey, I held her hand down. I would have said, okay, don't touch me. I didn't know I did that at all. I was screaming at you. I was like, let her hand go! I think she liked it.

No, there's no way. What girl likes that? I don't know. Yeah, it didn't work out. I did it. Spoiler! Weren't meant to be. did uh we did game plan hard oh my god this is what you should say bro that i just butcher it do you remember when you said oh yes uh you were like louis says that all i do is you know talk about i use the humor to be you know relevant or like funny and i don't get deep with her and i said okay okay, you're gonna talk about your family

You're gonna talk about your past traumas. You're like, okay And you're like, but I don't want to scare away You're telling me like a be romantic with Tamir's right now like do the poem write the poem you guys need to do We were trying to game play each other. We didn't know what we were talking about. Every now and then I was like, kiss her. Damn it. Kiss her tonight. Because you have to. Kiss her now. You wanted me to kiss her so bad. Yeah, you two were like talking. I was like, dude.

You were like, lean in. Lean in. And you got the chance. And you got nerve giving me advice. How are you going to tell me to kiss her? Stop it. Oh, God. Oh, my God.

That was still perfect, though. I'm not upset about the way i'm a little upset i feel like i should have gone farther but whatever but i also let me do this okay hey remember if you want to join the patreon it's five dollars a month for an extra episode every single week join it it's cool i promise. I promise. We talk about a lot of behind the scenes Epiwild and stuff and just random shit too. You'll like it. I swear.

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I said dotes. Dates. Open it up for Nikki Glaser in Vegas September 2nd. Let's go. That's the closest dote I have. But come out. Come to Vegas. It'll be fun.

I can't wait. That's absolutely exciting. I'm going to have a stroke on that wait it's absolutely exciting yeah I'm like crazy I'm gonna have a stroke on that stage I hope not I'll cry and then you'll be embarrassed

no it'll probably be funnier than everything I say oh yeah that's the stroke comedian everybody's passed out nobody's on the stage everybody's sweaty on the stage yeah but yeah look we got

J.Brian in the studio follow him at J.Brianand in the studio follow him at J.Briand spelled for me J-A-B-R-I-A-N-D all my social media platforms I'm so pissed

I'm so pissed just your name bro I'ma slap the hell out of you when he said that when we were on the show bro but you know

my name's so unique I just don't have any numbers I was like shut up do you remember you tried I was gonna change it

I was like yeah I'm thinking about changing it to like something else you were like for what it's just your name that's so hard I was like, shut up! Do you remember you tried? I was going to change it. I was like, yeah, I'm thinking about changing it to something else. You were like, for what? It's just your name. That's so hard. I was going to change it to something stupid. So I was like, Prince Charles.

I was going to change my social media to Prince Charles. Why would you do that? Well, my middle name is Charles. And Ada back home calls me Charlie. And her family calls me Charlie. Are you serious? Yeah, because before her younger sisters couldn't say my name. So Ada nicknamed me Charlie.

Nobody here can say your name. Really? It's J-B-R-I-E-N. Everybody thinks it's J-B-R-I-E-N, J-B-R-I-E-N. J-B-R-I-E-N sometimes. It's close. J-B-R-I-E-N, that's the worst. J-B-R-I-E-N is what I miss the most, but it's J-B-R-I-E.N. That's the worst. Yeah, the diet.

Brian is what I miss the most. But it's J.B.R.I.E.N., everybody. There you go. Once you get it, you love it. All right. So what were we talking about? What's something you wish you would have done on the show that you have a regret? What's your only regret?

You know, my biggest regret is like hella not having a haircut the entire show. Oh, my God. I hated it. I can't believe they did this like that the first day. Like, showtime, the intro of the show. We were just chilling in a hotel for two weeks with no haircut, no life. All we had was TV. Dude, my FBoy Island, like the poster picture of me, I look like a 60-year-old man.

I was like, I'm someone's granddad, and I'm a divorced dad, for sure. I'm not even a good granddad. It was. Your hair was so long. Oh, my God. Half my collar was up, and nobody even said anything. And you're holding your arm like you got shot. Literally. Like, I was begging your guy. I was like, please, please, not this way. Far left, far left. Please, look, oh, my

God. Look at my collar. And the guy, I asked, he showed me. It's still not bad, though.. Please, look. Oh, my God. Look at my collar. And the guy, I asked, he showed me. It's still not bad, though. It is, though. It's like really bad. I had a hole in my arm. That's the funny thing. My arm is in the middle of my pants because I have a hole there.

After we did our little stretch, I ripped my pants like SpongeBob. And I had to, he was like, hide it. I was like, no, just don't take a picture. You had to put your arm weirdly there it looks like you just got stung by a mosquito it does

they just dropped by bees I just got my blood drawn it looks weird but that I wish I had a haircut every time I saw me on screen

I looked like we looked like trash the first three weeks you looked like you were selling wine at a golf course that looks like

I was money laundering that looked freaking horrible wine at a golf course. That looks like I was money laundering. You look freaking horrible. But you, you look pretty, pretty buffed up though. Like for real. I was trying hard before the show. Oh my God.

Like the picture with you and Luis right there. Dude, I was like, you were sitting by us for a while, right? Yeah. I was like, so proud.

Like I'm the reason why you were yoked up. I was like, what? Like, it looks, it looks great. I'm so proud. I'm the reason why you were yoked up. I was like, what? Sit back. It looked great. I look kind of fat here if you click on that one. What's wrong with me?

Did we just eat? Did we just eat? I hate this picture, bro. Because AC, he doesn't look like that. He doesn't. He looks great. And that, he looks like... That looks like I have an Audi belly button. He looks like a Magnum ice cream bar.

Those are so good. They are actually quite amazing. Look how fat I look. Did I just eat a half rack of ribs? You don't look that bad, though. I mean, you have a front wedgie, which is a little... Oh, my God. Which is a little...

It is. The glasses. Can we talk about how iconic your glasses were to people? Oh, my God. Everybody loved Benedict. Benedict had these shade glasses that he flipped up up and everybody thought they were the coolest thing ever every time i put them on i was like my family hates me bro i thought they were so dope i was like i wish i could pull those off you so can't those are only a benedict thing i would look so

dumb with those glasses they look great though i was like just jealous everybody was pretty jealous looking at you in those glasses really oh yes i'm so glad you were i think you fell asleep one night and uh mikey so i think it was mikey somebody came down with the glasses on and i laughed and i was like i'm a teller they're like no i just wanted to try it they just want to try your stuff that was like you with your fits every night oh i know bro it took me like six hours to get ready you said you didn't even buy anything for the trip i didn't actually i was going to, but I live in California, but I don't go to the beach like that.

Because Northern California beaches kind of suck. They're really dirty and really cold. They're not... What's the best beach in California? To me, Stinson Beach is the best beach in California. Why? The weather's usually nice. The water like really pretty

there's a lot of people there as far as my experience I'm sure there are other people in SoCal who completely disagree I think SoCal beaches are really dirty there's like you look at me like soda cans and it's like like this so it's like a nice beach it's like a Shasta so on the floor RC Cola on the lake. What year is it? But yeah, the beach. So I don't know how to dress for the beach. So I didn't have sandals.

I thought it was so weird in like season one because that's the only way I knew what to wear just by watching season one. And those dudes were wearing like jeans and like weird shit

on the beach. Dude, Twitter ripped them apart because of the way they dressed. It was weird. That's why I was like, I'm going to wear something else. But it was, remember how cold it was some nights? At night, oh my God. I hated the sound of the waves by the way. I. It was weird. That's why I was like, I'm going to wear something else. But it was, remember how cold it was

some nights? At night, oh my God. I hated the sound of the waves, by the way. I couldn't sleep with it. What? Yeah, I thought, I think everybody romanticizes

the sound of water. Yeah, they do. When you can't fall asleep, you play waves crashing a beach on your ear. Until you're actually next to it. It sounds like a shipwreck. You're like,

am I going to drown? Icebergs, straight ahead! I actually kind of hated it. It wasn't like. A lot of people did. Can I ask you something? I couldn't even. Bro, I think we snored so loud in the house.

Oh, my God. People hated us. People heard the waves. People hated us. It was just me and you. Remember we fell asleep downstairs on the couch? Just ripping the fucking paint off the walls. They snore so loud.

We couldn't stop. We shattered the windows. I have to ask you something that I've been wanting to ask you about on the show. Oh my God. So, when it came to like any instance

on the show were you ever actually upset about something? Because you played it like you were very like nonchalant. Alright, so whatever. Even when Austin called you,

you know, when Mercedes called you, you were the nice guy. Oh no, Mercedes would never do that. He did it. So like, obviously your theory was wrong.

So like, were you ever, was there any instance or something that happened until it actually truly upset you and it had you like really mad I just thought it was like if anything would upset me I was like oh they just made him say that like I would think that oh my god that's so stupid I know so bit of it of the doubt I know He would never. He would. Well, I got upset because I felt like I didn't have a fair chance to win

because I went on the first date and the last date with Luis. Everything in between, I was like, bro, give me,

and then people were getting two dates and three dates at a market. So I was like, this is unfair. Like, I must be doing this

on purpose. There's no way. So I got upset about that actually because I was like, I don't have a fair shot. Do you not remember when you came to me and I was like, Luis told me Mercedes So I was like, I don't have a fair shot. Do you not remember when you came to me?

I was like, Luis told me Mercedes said I was an F-boy. I, like, was pissed. And I was like, bro, like, he said it. Like, you're in this competition. Think about it. It makes sense. And you were like, you still were like, nah, I don't know. We work out together.

You were using every excuse. We both had looked at the wheels at the same time. We both drink water in the morning. We sleep by each other. I feel like I was more upset with you or like situations for you than you actually were. I just kind of rubbed it off. I was like, it doesn't really matter. You think so?

Yeah, because I was like, Louise knows. I'm not. She hella didn't know. She didn't know deep down. No, she didn't know. She didn't know until like the man's name. Because when I talked to her about... She didn't know until the mansling.

You mean the reveal? No, the mansling, dog. She didn't know what? I don't think she really, truly, like, believed you were a good person until the mansling. Oh, my God. I think... Jesus Christ, dude. It's like the ninth week.

Yeah, bro. I think, like, you were... Piece of shit. Oh, okay. I think she was were Piece of shit? Oh, okay. I think she was on the fence about you, of course. Like, she was like, obviously, Benedict's a good guy.

Like, he says he's becoming a nice guy. But like, once everybody said great things about you, then she was like, oh, yeah, he's genuine. But I swear she still didn't care. She didn't like it.

I was like, what are you going to do? And I think she liked you as like a human being, which is great. I think Louise is dope. She's dope as hell. I just think you just, she was like, he's just not for me. And I think she liked you as like a human being, which is great. I think Luis is dope. She's dope as hell. I just think you just, she was like, he's just not for me.

And I think she tried to thank you for her. Man, I was trying. Yeah, you tried. I was trying hard. You tried hard. Bro, I was game planning. I really thought, I think the mansplaining is when I knew like, oh yeah, she's picking Mercedes. Why?

I told you, I think. Because she had her hands on both of us. Oh my God, did you show that on camera? I don't know. I think she did. Dude, there's a both of us. Oh, my God. Did you show that on camera? I don't know. I think she did. Dude, there's a part during the man's fight, if you pay attention. Mercedes is holding Luis's hand. And right across, Benedict has his arm across her shoulder.

It was the weirdest. Bro, me and him were fighting over that shoulder. Oh, my God. That's what I noticed. I had a scratch on my nose. I was like, I can't move my arm. Because he's got it. Yeah, because if I did this, his arm would have slid. can't move my arm cause he's gonna yeah cause if I

if I did this his arm would have slid and I'd have been like that's what I'm talking about it's like they can really we're dating like all guys

like one woman so weird we were the weirdos I know fighting over her I know dude we were trying like

just going at it remember we'd be like hey can I talk to her in two minutes like you'd ever do that in real life never bro I would never

hey can I talk to her in two minutes like what if somebody said that to you while you were talking i'd be like get the fuck out of here and you know i think i'm gonna let him i'm like you're bold go ahead she's the one for you yeah i don't like her or i'll be like do you want to ask her is this what you want whatever you want as a girl yes yeah like you want to talk to him yes or no you know how confident it is that's confident and respectful to be like, hey, bro, like... I'd be like, are you going to punch me? Why do you wait one minute?

Why do I walk away? I pee every five minutes. Just wait. Wait your turn. What do you regret? What do you regret from the show? Or what do you wish you would have done differently? I wish I would have licked her toes a little longer, honestly.

No, bro. You were like hitting me. I see. And I love pretty feet. But that was extreme for me. Bro, I swear they like ran it back on me. I promise, dude. That looked like that was new.

It looked like a new territory. I think she told me to do it again. Really? Dude, because when we were sitting there, that picture right there, when we were sitting by it, she goes, I like getting my feet kissed. And I was like, mental note. Oh, my God, bro. You didn't just kiss them. I was going in.

I was playing this little piggy. You sucked each individual toe. Did you forget your family was going to watch this? I had to go in, bro. It was the last shot. All these dogs. I'm an animal lover. You put the whole thing in your mouth.

It did look like I was eating corn all the time. It looked like you were enjoying it. You were like, fuck this massage. Give me your toes. She liked it. Stop. If she likes it, she likes it. That's not for TV. I kissed her butt.

That was so overlooked. It was. What was was so overlooked It was No what was overlooked Is the fact that I was like I was trying not to cuss on TV So Cause I was like I just don't wanna

I don't wanna cuss a lot on TV And when When Mercedes When you said Mercedes I said I'm an F-boy I tried not to say fuck I was like What the fuck

What the heck What the hell You were like Why are you It's HBO. They have sex on this. Literally, I'm like holding back.

I'm like, my family's going to watch this. My family's going to watch this. The whole time. Like, my family, my family. I should have just did it.

I do feel like I did a little bit. You did a little bit like down the road. Yeah, down the road, I was like, forget it.

People are going to watch this. They're going to love me or hate me. What's something you wish that they would have had on the show that they didn't have that you

knew you were proud of? Getting the same type of fight. Oh! Nobody knows about it, bro. Run it back.

So, elimination. Elimination. When Austin got eliminated, I think that was episode six, and he said Benedict was the F-boy. And they cut it out, but I stood up and said that's yes because Benedict or he's always Austin's only saying this because he's friends with Mercedes so he's

trying to have Mercedes back and I wasn't thinking about Mercedes I was just thinking about like I'm gonna have my boys back since yes you know trash so the part where Mercedes looks at you and says i didn't tell him to say that yeah if you look close you see my arm reach over and grab mercedes because that's when i say to mercedes like hey i wasn't trying to tell your name out there and i don't know if you remember mercedes was like brad don't matter you made me look bad and i was like bro i don't care if i made you look bad we could you know i said yeah but back and he was like nah we'll talk about it inside we'll talk about it inside so i'm like all right bet we're gonna talk about it inside so um we um go inside

we meet you um asante was there too uh in mercedes we all talk about it in mercedes like bro you just made it look like i was being messy and i wasn't yeah and in this instance this is the first time mercedes was legit like not being messy so mer Mercedes was innocent a thousand percent. And, I said, yeah, I'll talk to Luis tomorrow and let her know like,

nah, you weren't a part of it and I was just defending my boy. And he was like, alright, bet. So, the next day,

I talked to Luis and I let her know like, hey, like Mercedes had nothing to do with it. But she did, I didn't tell you this, but she did say to me, how come Benedict

didn't stand up for herself? I just thought it was so stupid. And I said, I feel like I came up with a good line. Honestly, I said, oh, he was about about to i just jumped up too fast oh hell it wasn't i was really not you were like biting your nail you were not about to no way bro but i think that's like if anybody believes this dude like fuck off but i really thought like i was like shoot this makes him

look bad too so i was like i gotta have my voice back you had me so i was like yeah he was about to but i jumped up before him so it, too. So I was like, I got to have my points back. Yeah, you had me. So I was like, yeah, he was about to, but I jumped up before him. So it would have looked too stupid if he got up after me to assess him. So she was like, okay. She's still mad. Right. So the next elimination was a reveal night. This is what people don't know. There was actually an elimination on the reveal night that they stopped.

They just cut it. And Mercedes was up there. I was up there. Benedict was up there. Tom was up there. Casey was up there. And Brady was up there. And when Luis was talking to Mercedes, she was like, Mercedes, I still don't know if I can trust you.

Because after J.B. and Asante came to me and said that, you know, you were, you didn't, you know, vouching for you, basically. You still told me they were both F-boys. And that's when I was like, oh, shit. How dare he? Like, you know, but I, but then I was pissed about that. But then once he revealed he was an F-boy, I actually wasn't going to say anything. And that's the I but then I was pissed about that but then once he revealed he was an F boy I actually wasn't

gonna say anything that's the true story I was like whatever I'm just he's an F boy so it makes sense now yeah and when the girls

after the girls left they were all crying you know because they found that they were revealed well Tamaris wasn't she was happy but Mia was crying

Luis was kind of shaking up Tamaris walked out happy bro Mia was going off remember that that was crazy I felt like my mom was yelling at me she was so pissed I was like shut up everybody shut up she was yelling, Mia was going off. Remember that? That was crazy. I felt like my mom was yelling at me. She was so pissed.

I was like, shut up everybody, shut up. She was yelling at, Mia was yelling at guys that weren't even her guys. I know. Because they were,

like Nick W, she got mad at Nick W because he was an F boy. Oh. And he wasn't even going for it, he was going for Louise. Dude, didn't she leave?

Yeah, she was pissed. She walked out, came back, walked out, and that's when we started doing process of elimination. I was like,

there's five of us for Tamera's but then long story short the girls walk out and we're just kind of chilling and Asante says under the Mercedes like a brother like why would you you know throw our name in the bus and Mercedes like I said it to y'all face and I was like that's when I was like no you didn't you didn't I would have said something if you said it's my face trust that and I was like nah you didn't whatever and he's still talking I'm like all right bro and I said I started going okay Mercedes okay Mercedes and he goes and he says are you trying to intimidate me and I was like bro I'm not I swear to god I'm not I promise you I'm not because for what like and then um I was sitting like right here literally and then he keeps talking and I took off like I had I had my blue bandana I took it off my neck and I wrapped it

around my hand right and I saw that I was like oh my god and then he keeps talking oh my god a fight oh my god a fight I'm sitting like you're on team my legs are crossed I'm like oh my god oh my god cameras cameras I'm like laughing because he's like he's saying something I'm like oh my god oh my god cameras cameras and I'm like laughing because he's like he's saying something I'm taking off my glasses and I'm like oh god

Mercedes I was like Mercedes my G and I start folding my glasses up he did he did all neat on the armrest

I was like this is crazy and then he he went bro I was like but I was still like kind of smiling like bro calm

like bro you better calm down like it's more of bro, you better calm down. Like, it's more of like, all right, you better relax. Bro, the bandana. The bandana. That's some movie shit. I had to throw my hand. And Mercedes said, man, to be honest, if you got an issue with it, you can suck my dick.

Oh, God. Oh. I, my whole, everything. What did you say? I said, what? And I stood up and walked around and I started going towards him. Like, what you talking about? Like, that's when I'm like the hood in me kind of came out.

I'm like, what, bro? Like, I turned into a whole different dude. I'm like, bro, like, what's up? I thought you were going to hit him. Because there's a, if you remember like that big meeting we had before the whole show started, the dude at the, I forget who it was. I think the executive producer. It was like, if you touch anybody, you're gone.

Yeah. And I thought you were like risking it all. I didn't care. And then what happened was, and then once I did that like I think everybody kind of got surprised when I stood up cuz they saw that my whole energy shifted I was like I don't care about these cameras right like I was gonna walk around to him and then that's when so you didn't do nothing you like stood there I want to see what's gonna happen and then Tom Tom got a middle grab me

and they're like in Kim was, you can't let them see you do this on camera. You can't, bro. And Tom was like, don't let them get to you. I was like, everybody's got to you, Tom. Leave me alone. So they take me upstairs and I'm just kind of chilling. And then like, what was his name?

The producer with the curly hair. Other comedian. He was like up there with Dory. I can't think of his name right now. I don't know, but he, he,

he walked me and said, J-Bird, you all good? Like, are we good? Are we straight? This is that. And I'm like,

yeah, we all good. And then, but I wish they would've kept that in because the very next day Mercedes was like, hey bro,

I want to apologize for, you know that. And I was like, bro, I don't care about you calling me an F-boy. It was the 7-a-dick thing. And that's when we like, me and Mercedes is good now. We boys now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wish they would've, that. And I was like, bro, I don't care about you calling me F-boy. It was the seven-a-dick thing. And that's when we like, me and Mercedes is good now.

We boys now. But I wish they would have kept that in. It would just add so much more. You didn't keep any of the fights in. Why? I don't know, dude. I don't know. Except for Kylan and Mercedes, kind of.

That wasn't even really a fight. Yeah, that was. I didn't even hear that. Mercedes was real smart when he did that. Bro, we were real drunk when he did that. But he knew Luis was outside.

He walked in and closed the doors. So she couldn't even hear them arguing.

That's crazy, bro. That's strategy. Bro, he was strategic, bro.

Mercedes was smart with how he did stuff. I had no clue it was happening the entire show.

I found out because I saw a group of guys and I'm like, what's going on over there? I'm like,

what is going on? They literally had a tagging on the shoulder and I'm like what's going on over there I'm like what is going on why and like they literally had to tap me on the shoulder and they were like go in there

really yeah because I bro the whole show I was just chilling yeah you were it was so annoying bro

I was like bro do something I was like for what I'm like be a part of it come on play

like all this drama you're just like kind of like being funny benedict with his glass but funny thing is it's not it wasn't wine he had coffee the entire show and everybody thought it was wine yeah were you just drinking wine all day i was like maybe it was literally coffee with sparkling water this is so good topo chico i missed that oh my god me too this had the chefs on deck oh my god remember that one week they were trash? Oh yeah, they switched them out. Yeah, they had like shifts of chefs.

The first week it was like, this is amazing. And then like when the people like started getting eliminated, like the chefs started switching and like we got new ones. And one week, bro, it was just tacos. Literally. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Tacos. Kian like boycotted. He was like, I'm not putting on a microphone.

I'm not doing an interview. I'm not doing nothing else until you guys fry me some chicken. That was a move, though. He was like, make me a chicken cutlet. Make me something. They did not want taco. And to me, I'm from California, so I'm like, oh, I love Mexican food. I know.

I wasn't mad. Any food for free. I can eat it. They were like, but everybody was like, bro, these tacos are messing up my stomach. I can't keep eating them. I'm like, do you guys understand how good these are? These are real. Chicken taco.

Real vegetables. Grilled. What? They would do like fajitas. Oh, my God. I really didn't care what it was. And then the next week, that's when they changed back. And then we were having steak and lobster and colossal shrimp and then lamb.

Oh, my God. Lamb. I tried it. I tried it. I, my God. Lamb. I tried it. I tried it. I did try it. It was perfect. Yeah. They ran out of lamb that last time.

The first time they made it because it was so good. Remember we were trying to hide food in the kitchen and stuff and then eat it when we all wrapped. Oh, my God. Kian would hide food. So, Kian would hide food every night. In the room. Every night he would hide food and somebody would steal it. That's crazy.

Somebody. Like in the kitchen? Yes. One of the producers, Dory, she stole Kian's food one time. Kian opened it and he looked up. She called him and she said, Kian. He looked up and she had his plate and it said, for Kian. And she ran away.

Oh, he was so – and she ran outside. So, you know, we couldn't go outside. Oh! Yeah, bro. That hurts. He was so mad. He was so mad. Somebody was stealing Kian kids food every night remember the

head chef was getting mad at us because we'd always get food for the producers yeah like producers would come up to us and be like yo give me a plate yeah right but what do you want like i will always give them the best of everything for sure but the head chef was on my ass one time and i did i had to make like four to-go boxes put them in my room and like have the producers go up there and shift and grab them oh really yeah bro

see and I did it for the cameraman and the sound people I was like I got y'all I'm gonna just make one big one and you guys can just kind of share it

so I put it all on there and they're like oh my god you're a lightsaber thank you so much but I don't know why he was tripping when they told us

they were like yeah we eat horrible food the other half of me was like why are you guys so hungry like yeah I was like

I don't get it. Aren't you guys like eating what we eat? They're like, no, we're eating from a cafe somewhere. I was still like it. Can I have some of that? What are you guys doing? What do you miss the most about being on the show? Probably just

just not having just the schedule, dude. Just not having to make a decision. Everybody was just like, you do this now, do that now. And it was annoying. Like the first week,

and then it was like, Oh, this is what we're doing. This is work. Yeah. Go here now. It's time to eat. You're doing a scene upstairs and makes it a night.

And it was just like, all right, shit. I don't really have to like care about anything. This is what we're doing. What about the, do you care about the phones? You what I was actually gonna say yeah the first week is hard I was like I need to talk to my family I need to see cuz I think

that's why I think reality is good I think everybody should do it because you find out kind of who you are in a stressful situation without your support you find out if you're a leader or a follower or just an individual someone kind of sticks in the cell like you find out a lot about yourself. And I found out a lot about myself. Stuff that I kind of already knew. But I enjoyed the fact that, like, I didn't have the stress of, like, oh, where's my phone? Who do I have to respond back to?

Or, like, oh, let me call and check up on this. Or even work. Like, I loved that I didn't have to kind of respond to that, bro. That was, like, my favorite, bro. It was nice over time. Do people know how we became friends situations i was just nervous as hell on the first day you were cool though you were standing right next to me uh when we were doing the show open and we were just i was just saying stupid

shit and you were like you were kind of with me on it i was like wait wait oh my god he knows what i'm talking about literally nobody else was kind of vibing like that. At all. It was just me and you right there. And then I didn't really know what was going on. I was like, I don't want to be too close to friends with anybody yet because I don't know what to do. Yeah.

And then we were just nervous, like getting tested for COVID. Like we were about to see the girls for the first time. And I was just standing there and everybody was waiting around. And I just started singing. I was like, situations. And you situations and you go that's my song i was like yes and we literally sung the song off key and just horrible and i was like i love this man but it was so good i was like i know what who i came for yeah i know who i'm gonna date after that like if we were like,

literally that same day, we were like, I hope we're sharing rooms. And we were never sharing. We never did scenes together. Remember when people were getting eliminated and I moved into your room?

Yeah, that's right. I kicked you out. He moved into my room because my entire room got eliminated. I was in a room with Jared,

with Jared, Jeremy, AC, and Nikolai all of them were gone and I was by myself and then I'm telling Bennett move in here

so Bennett moves in the next day they're like oh Bennett they gotta move out cause Danny and Mercedes are moving in here I was like why can't he stay I'm like why not like

my room got mad at me did they when you left they're like are you staying here tonight or no I was like what the hell dude people really didn't think we were real friends. Like, it's funny because I think one of the producers actually asked me,

like, do you want to actually be like the original show? I was like, we're all friends. How can you do that? Like, am I going to fake it? Like, I was like, nah, that's my boy. Like, for real. We're not girls. Bro, I was like,

I knew we became friends when we really started sharing like real stuff with each other in the room. Like, late at night. I don't know if you remember that. That was crazy. You were telling me stuff about like your at night I don't know if you remember that that was crazy you were telling me stuff about like your past

and I was like oh that's my boy for real yeah a lot of people don't know this stuff we'd have like an hour before we had to get dressed and be like bro let's just go in the room

and just talk literally gotta talk it out got to it was like it was what we needed and even when I was eliminated on episode 8

they like kind of downplayed how bad that was oh they did oh they downplayed how bad that was oh they did oh they downplayed they didn't you know what they didn't show me crying

when we got eliminated they didn't show you crying they didn't they actually didn't show Asante crying either it was so funny no they took a picture of it though they took a picture

it was weird but Mia was crying he looked so bad Tamera was crying like they were really crying they were upset they were upset dude

they sent you home and Tamera they were all upset and I looked dude they sent you home and Tamir they were all upset and I looked at Tamir and she was like this she goes don't look at me like that

I was like I looked at her like what the fuck did you do that for she like scolded me I was like okay alright

yeah cause people were asking me like oh you know were you sad cause you and her didn't really like connect or anything like that I was like nah

me and Tamir were a lot closer to what the show acted like yeah I was like nah Me and Tamera's Were a lot closer To what the show acted like Yeah I was like it sucks Cause She loves you We have actually had a lot

Even now we're like Really close Me and Tamera Even me and Louise Are like really close Just dope Mia called me yesterday Talking about

She bought a bearded dragon It's so stupid What's that A bearded What's a bearded dragon Yeah A dragon with like a beard Oh I thought it was

Like a weird sexual thing Why was she calling me About that I don't know You said you were close I thought it was like a weird sexual thing why was she talking about that I don't know you said you were close I don't want to know her sexual endeavor bearded dragon sounds like something like

that sounds like really really tough that's what she got I didn't know you were actually talking about the animal no she really got that because that's kind of

unrealistic yeah who has that believe it or not a girlfriend of mine actually had a bearded dragon and we used to let she used to let put it down on my house

is that okay is that okay like that's fine right cause like lizards that's a lizard she bought it at a pet store yeah is that the same

as having a snake my brother has a snake a python actually which who Tyler no way yeah bro

that's weird right I think it's actually really cool I mean I'm I'm afraid of it but I I actually used to have a snake too

I caught it while I was hiking was it nice it was a beautiful little like um it was beautiful it was super small though that's fine

that's a snake I could have small good looking snake but if it gets big small good looking snake yeah yeah it's not terrifying I mean even a Python is about like this rose. Really? He feeds it like like mice and all that I think snakes, you know my issue with reptiles. I don't think reptiles like I

Don't think they recognize us. So I don't think they care to be like oh this is my owner not like a dog or a cat I think reptiles like are like ghosts they lose their memory every three seconds like I don't think they care yeah they don't know or care they're like I had a traumatizing experience with a snake one time these people used to babysit me and they had a snake and it got loose in our house and they couldn't find it and I was still going over there yeah that's a fear. Yeah. That's a fear.

Now that, I wouldn't want to take a nap. Bro, I was fucked up. And like, I had to go to the bathroom by myself and I was just like, like seven.

Did you tell your mom then? Did they know? I think they knew and one night they found it under the fucking oven. Oh! Oh yeah. Bro,

imagine cleaning under, like moving your oven out trying to sweep. Was! Oh, yeah. Bro, imagine cleaning under, like, moving your oven out trying to sweeten it. No. This is a hell of a lot. Ah! Why don't they cook enough to know

that it's just under the oven? To me, like, if you cooked it, it should have died. It should have been cooked. But the fact that they've gone that long...

It might have just snuck back there. It might not have lived back there like that. Well, they just got a whole bunch of them to take out. That's, like, actually there like that. They just got a whole bunch of them take out. That's actually weird to me. Microwavable food, bro. Hot pockets.

That's all they ate. I actually love snakes. I've always loved snakes. I have a fear of cockroaches, which I think everybody does. My teacher used to have hissing cockroaches. They're not from... They're not like... I don't know where they're from maybe

indonesia or something like there's a specific they're called hissing cockroaches i swear to god like they sit they're like oh my god yes bro they're from madagascar bro why are they so big they're huge dude and they sit on your hand and they go i would throw it at the my teacher had one and um she like put it down and she was like this is what irritates me i don't like when people who handle animals act like they know what the animals are gonna do right so she puts it down on the desk and she starts talking to us about it and we're all around the desk and it just i don't know if you don't cockroach they're fast bro like it picks up and runs and runs up one of the girl's arms and like we're all like freaking out

I'll never forget this never forget this it was second grade now I have a like so I'm not afraid of bugs but cockroaches bro have a special place in my heart

bro they don't die they don't the cockroaches don't they how long do they live they can live like nine days without their head I think

what the fuck I swear to god something weird like that god damn it that you're not supposed to step on a cockroach if you see it. Why? Because it'll fucking... Remember? 20 to 30 weeks. Oh my God.

I thought it was going to say years. But that's still a long time for a bug. Flies only live like three days. 30 weeks. Bro, that's a long time. That's a lot of rent. That's 56 weeks in a year. That's almost a year.

Oh, wow. It says the average cockroach life span is anywhere between 20 and 30 weeks all the way up to five years. Oh, my God. Five years. That's an ongoing joke saying that cockroaches could last like a nuclear blast. They could. Why are they so strong? I don't know.

I don't like that. And some people, like, have you ever heard if you eat a cockroach has as much protein as like a steak well I hope not what no yeah brother they're super bugs it's super bugs so that's so you can't kill them yes if you eat them it's all the protein you need the whole entire day they're high in protein levels protein levels. They're edible and healthy and they're high in protein levels. Oh my God.

Would you put some A1 sauce on that joint? I don't like that. I would put ketchup on it. But no, so you're not supposed to step on it because if you step,

they say when you step on a cockroach, a cockroach knows it's going to get stepped and releases eggs. Oh, for sure, bro. Bro, I can't.

They release eggs so basically like they can keep their like nest or whatever going their lifespan like their babies they just multiply so that's what they say

so they say when you get a cockroach to catch it first of all and eat it and who's quick enough to catch a cockroach have you seen one I just don't even want to look

I don't oh my god when I see one I turn my head do you ignore it yeah I'm like I can't if you see a spider in your house

do you kill it you know what's weird I think I'm weird for this I kind of don't want to say it you'm like I can't if you see a spider in your house do you kill it you know what's weird I think I'm weird for this I kind of don't want to say it you human love I don't bother because a lot of times if I see a spider

it's in an area it's in an area that I can't reach okay okay there's one like moving across oh no the comforter on your bed

oh I'm stepping on it I'm like slapping it but like if I look and I see the corner of like my closet I'm like okay bro I step on the slapping it. But like if I look and I see the corner of like my closet, I'm like,

okay. Bro, I step on the arm of the couch and jump like Spider-Man and slap the shit out of it. Because you know, I hate flies and gnats and mosquitoes

more than I hate spiders. And there's so much to tell you. Spiders know what they're doing. Right? The second you open your door, there's like four flies coming and like they're,

like they're awaiting. Like they can ring the doorbell. Literally. And they're so stupid. You can leave the door wide open and they won't know how to get out i hate that so because of that like flies on a screen they just think they're gonna get out and you can't hit them i just shut the window they're my pet for like a week we got a new pet dad have you ever looked And seen how many Dead flies are actually In your windowsill Why did you look today

I'm not going to I'm not going to Check that out It's definitely seven Does he really clean Like let's see No I'm not Hey how do you like

The Indies First time in the Midwest I'm going to be honest With you where we're at now It looks like San Francisco This is good downtown So like

So the one thing I've learned about A lot of downtowns, they kind of mirror each other a lot. Especially big cities, you know, Indies,

not somewhere I've ever thought I'd come into, I'm going to be honest with you. Bro, when I told you where I was from, you go, are there black people there? Literally.

What do you think this is? I've still only seen six. So, I mean, even then, that's question seven still relevant. Six and a mean, even then, that's question seven. Still relevant.

Six and a half. He's mixed. He's mixed. Six and a half. But no, it looks like San Francisco, like where we're at right now,

like the streets of San Francisco. The only difference is San Francisco smells like pee. It smells like pee. That's all I hear about San Francisco.

The 49ers and shit. And I'm like, no, okay. And you know, misconception, the 49ers are not even in San Francisco. They're in San Claire. They're like And you know, misconception, the 49ers are not even in San Francisco. They're in San Claire.

They're like closer to San Jose. Why are they even branding? Just like the 49ers, or the Warriors, are actually in, they were in Oakland.

Now they're in San Francisco. So it doesn't make any, it doesn't make sense. So now all the Golden State Warriors or the San Francisco 49ers are, you know, none of them are in. The only team that's in the city that is the uh the giants san francisco giants baseball oh yeah their

stadium is amazing i love how they have that water out there people canoe to the ball bro i can hold you know san francisco is one of the coldest places that night cold oh my god it's not fun it's not fun it's not fun California is so weird bro California should be It's own country I think we should actually Split that shit up It's too big

It is huge So like That's the funny thing People are like Oh you know Like Peter Axelson Bro are you serious? That's where they play?

But look at If you look Everybody has on a jacket It's daytime Everybody It's freezing in San Francisco Like it's It's a nice day.

I live in Sacramento. In Sacramento, we get 90 to 100. That's maybe 60 miles away from San Francisco. I'll look at the weather if I'm going to the Bay that day. It'll be 98 degrees in Sacramento. It'll be 62 in San Francisco.

That big of a... It's so weird. It's freezing. I love that. I understand. Why have I And it's freezing. I love that Coke bottle in their stands up. Why have I never seen this park? I only saw it because Barry Zahn was crushing shit. It's a beautiful park. That's amazing.

The food. Baseball food. No, the food at this stadium. What do they have? So they have this crab sandwich. Why is baseball food just out? It is. Out of the park.

You sponsored the MLB. why is baseball food just out it is out of the park you look that wall wall you sponsored the MLB on this next episode you know it's beautiful

and like the food they have crab sandwiches and like they do a lot of seafood stuff because of you know and they're next to the pier they're on the pier actually

so like you can walk pier 39 and all that and walk and see like it's very touristy but like when you come I'm gonna for sure take you there just because i think it's important to take somebody to the touristy spots i want to go to that we can go watch a game there yeah for sure

oh my god for sure that's what that's what i want to do every time i go out of town for some reason i'm like can we do a baseball game i don't even like baseball but then go to the oakland coliseum and see how horrible the a's and stagys. Oh my God. It's like falling apart. I thought they got a new one. No. It literally is falling apart. It didn't even come up on the Google search. They don't want you to know that.

Oh, the Raiders used to play there? That's so broke. So when the Raiders were still there. I like how when they had the baseball field in the football field. I hate it. I did too, but I was like, that's just crazy that they do that. As a Raiders fan, I hated it. I thought it was but I was like, that's just crazy that they do that. As a Raiders fan, I hated it. I thought it was so ragged.

I'm like, you're an NFL team. That is so true. I have turf. But even now they don't have turf. It was just different. That's what I like. Dude, if they show like the actual like. That's so much field in there.

No, it is. But if they actually show the structure of the Coliseum, it's like cracked and breaking. You could be sitting in like sitting and like pebbles will fall on your head because it's just so so bad. Pebbles in your popcorn? I swear to God.

Like you look up and like is the section above you going to fall? Like it feels like it's going to fall on you. It's so bad. That's all I think

when I'm in a stadium. I'm like which part of this is going to fall down? And I think that's why the Raiders left. Because of like there was issues with the Coliseum. Ew, bro. They wanted to leave.

The Kings have a beautiful stadium. The Golden One Center in Sacramento. I only remember Arco Arena. Yeah, see, that's still there. I used to be the biggest Kings fan. Really? Yeah. What was he like, Chris Webber or something?

Jason Williams, Chris Webber. Oh, Jason Williams. Webber oh Jason Williams he was so hard so cliche so I live I live less than less than a mile away from the stadium

so like it's so cool because there's so many attractions around it like there's an underground mini golf course under the stadium and like bro it's

when I say it's like it's dope bro it's dope so they have all these attractions and stuff like right there under this. This is all king shit? You know your team sucks when they got all this extra shit. Oh, no, for real, because the kings are garbage. Yeah.

Garbage. But like everything around us, they have the best restaurant. They have like wine tasting and champagne. So this is like in your neighborhood? Literally, I can walk here. Really? Yes, bro. I'm telling you, when you come to S Sacramento, we'll do all of this stuff.

I'm over here upselling it now. You were making Sacramento sound like freaking Jerusalem. Jesus looked at me. I swear to God, dude. When we were on the show, you're like, they have this and that and brunch, and we got rooftops. I'm like, oh, my God, the girls. There's a comedy club right by my apartment. Correction.

I will not say Sacramento has no hate on the beautiful women in Sacramento. That's exactly what you said. But Sacramento, compared to Indy, you've only seen me today. Oh, touche.

You've seen me for eight hours. Have you ever seen the ranking of the ugliest men in each city like the ugliest oh yeah the ugliest men in each city the ugliest women in each city and I think Sacramento is like pretty high on the ranking we're like ranked number one or two

for ugliest? yeah I think we're pretty high up there Sacramento second see what the hell like we're not that cute I mean luckily I'm not from the Bay Area, but yeah, see? Sacramento number two, bro. I don't even think we're cracking the top ten, bro.

We're sexy out here in Indiana. Wow. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. No, we're not on top of the ten. Wow. That doesn't make any sense because Scottsdale, Arizona has hot people. Are they on there?

Well, I think when there's more people there. Oh, yeah. I don't know. What's the, do you know your population? Most attractive cities. Hawaii, Colorado, Scottsdale. Scottsdale is attractive. Oh, yeah.

I've heard Colorado actually is a lot more attractive. Houston for sure. Oh, my God. They just got legs in Colorado, bro. All they do is hike. Las Vegas makes sense. It's pretty much melting pot Reno has some

pretty ugly people my mom is from there Cleveland, Ohio sounds so ugly though how do they find the sound? I don't know just walk around the city they just see the first hundred people they usually do this if you go to airports you could probably judge that

because people are so trash at airports. Oh, my God. It's just you people. People wear what they wear to bed. I can't believe it. I'm like, you look like shit. Bed head going through TSA.

I'm like, bro. The same outfit people wear at home when they have the flu is the same outfit people wear when they go to bed. On a plane. I've never seen a hot person on a plane. Oh, my God. When people bring their pillow on a plane, I think that's so gross. I've done that.

No. Even neck pillows are gross on a plane to me. But I'm saying the one that you lay on your bed with is so gross. I don't think I've ever done that. I'll bring that on a car road trip, though. I'll do that. I won't. I can't.

You got the pillow that has Cheeto stains on it? No. But I don't want my pillowcase just out for everyone to see. I don't want you to see my bedding. Tommy Hilfiger. I just think it's so weird. It just looks so bad. Yeah, it's wild.

It is cool. I'm looking forward to obviously seeing more of the city. People are really nice. I will say that. Do they have the nicest we got do they have like the nicest cities do they have that it'll be

it might be Indiana dude really most Midwest is the Midwest oh Jesus Christ it's gotta be all Midwest probably

okay no but it's not it's not really I feel like Indies is so average and everything Austin

California's like fake nice. Charleston is number five. California is fake nice. Puerto Rico. They try to be nice, but they're mean in California. No, California is like fake, bro. They'll be like, oh yeah.

People will help you and then they'll talk about you and you hear them talking about you as they walk away. It's like, were you helping me? It's weird. It's pretty, were you helping me? Like, it's weird. It's like pretty,

pretty fake. I like, I like, I don't know how you would ever rate this. Let's go on Google Scholar and see if they have like a, usually like they have

a scholarly journal. This is believable in Hawaii. I believe that. Yeah, why is that? So, they're all in a great mood because they're all tan.

I don't know where that is. People in, why is that? They're all in a great mood because they're all tan. I don't know what that is. People in— These are fake cities. Of course. They said California is in the top three. They have so—it's funny because when it comes to, like, the nicest people and, like, how people treat people and stuff, like, Hawaii is, like, super nice, but Hawaii—Hawi hawaiians like hate that everybody's moving there oh i bet bro like they're driving up the prices of their homes and i hate that i hate that i think that's so unfair it is like this is their land this is their like and i think people i mean it's fine though i mean it's a it's not like it's illegal

no i don't think it's illegal at all but i think there should be some sort of protection i think it's only because it is like it will like be less beautiful yeah because i mean even the bay area so the bay area oakland san francisco used to be like black hispanic and um in asian historically and then uh once techs are kind of going up um they uh started moving in and driving up the price of things and you got got a whole bunch of luxury apartments. One bedroom apartment in San Francisco is in downtown. It's like $4,900. Between like $3,900 and $4,200. That's insane.

It's a lot, bro. What? People can't afford that. If you make $100,000 in San Francisco, you cannot live in San Francisco. You have to commute, bro. That's why I still live here. Well, San Francisco, yeah yeah it's so cheap yeah like i i don't i wonder if they like the average um i don't get how does anyone live in san francisco or like

new york how do people live in new york tell me but tech so tech bro what the fuck people do a lot of tech like so that's your mostly me in like the Bay Area. What do you do? I work for a tech startup. I work for a data analyst. A data analyst, which is like, I'm going to say loan to Totem Pole, but they make a lot, dog. Oh my god. Tech is where it's at.

Tech is where it's at. Yeah, I would do them in San Francisco County. It's 120,000 a year. Yeah, and that's not even like, you need to make more than that County. It's 120,000 a year. Yeah, and that's not even like... You need to make more than that. San Francisco, 120,000 a year, that's actually pretty nice, but like... I mean, not San Francisco. Sacramento,

120,000 a year is nice, but like San Francisco, you're struggling. That's so funny. And then you come here and you see everything's on sale. Bro, that's enough. So when you came out here, we found out that a lot of your friends have houses. Like they own their house. That's so weird to me.

But I live here. I only know two people in my life that own their house. One of them is my mom. The other one is my brother. That's crazy. All my friends. People own a house. If you own a house and you're not 50, bro, what is happening? Why?

Why do you need a house? Why? I mean. Even if I had family, I'd be like, no, no, no, no, no. We're staying here. If you had to move, what were your top three places to move? City, New York, LA. One more.

I don't know. I don't know about that third one. If it had to be a wild card you think? ah yeah Dallas there's hot people in Dallas that's why I knew LA, New York

and Houston bro I couldn't do Miami no I never want to go back I can't do Miami god damn it that's

it was fun but damn Miami I'm still feeling it they beat us up I think I just got over Miami with that yoga session no for real

how about that yoga session for real can we talk about that for like 30 seconds the yoga session was amazing my hips are like amazing I'm so tight

I'm so glad you've done dude that should be mandatory yoga after you get off a plane I agree You sweat out all the impurities And then you get a real good

Mobility stretch I'm so glad you've done yoga before And you weren't like In rookie mode Because we were in a level 2 High class Yeah That's no game

Yeah no it's not I stopped a few times Like if I'm like Okay I actually need to take a break And I was going to child support You got right back into it though Because there's this old ass dude In front of us who was killing

And I wasn't going to look over And you're doing it And I'm not doing it I know I was trying to show off and shit I was going to child's school. You got right back into it, though, because there was this old-ass dude in front of us who was killing. And I wasn't going to look over, and you were doing it, and I'm not doing it. I know. I was trying to show off and shit. I was like, I have to be better. I was putting my leg up and stuff. When we would do the tree pose, and you would kind of fall over, I'm like, yes. I didn't fall. Man, I was so sweaty.

I was going to eat it. I was going to eat it. I'm so glad we did that. It feels really good, though. My body feels amazing. Refreshed. I still need to eat, though. Let's eat?

is the food in Indy good? or is it like just depends where you go yeah it's good I mean I love all food though so I'm kind of I'm not the right person to ask I mean if you love all food

you're actually the right person to ask really? yeah think about it if you don't love all food you'll say no but if you love all food you can say yeah this is why this is good

this is why I like this that means if you don't like something I'm not picky but I mean if you don't like something 9'm not picky but I mean if you don't like something it's not right that's true

see look at you come on man let's go get some lamb for people that don't know we really are brothers we're best friends we're trying to make some stuff happen

so that you can see more of us together HBO people want to see us. They want to hear about us. Put us on HBO. Have us do a podcast on HBO.

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