Espresso - Joey Mulinaro ‼️
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Show, show.
It's showtime.
It's showtime, shot 143.
We interrupt this broadcast for your top trending headlines.
I'm James Benedict.
And I'm Joy.
And this is 86 News.
In sports, the Detroit Lions hired a new head football coach.
And his name?
Dan Campbell.
Not Campbell like the soup, but Joyt, this guy seems to be very hungry.
Tell me more, James.
In a recent interview, Campbell stated his team was going to be biting kneecaps off.
Oh.
Make sure they're hot and gooey.
Preheat the oven to a thousand
degrees because that's how hot his seat's
going to be at the end of this season anyway.
Not looking good for Detroit, James.
I'm starting to think they should
start calling him
Dan Cannibal.
And for our lifestyle segment,
let's toss it over to my friend joy molinard
well james tuesday is one you won't want to forget and no it's not because the club will be
going up it's national spouse day and if you don't get that special someone a gift then while you're
doing it wrong no it's that perfect day to get in my feelings and tell them
you're the best I ever had.
Best I ever had. You're the best.
You're the best.
My kids love that song.
Failure to do
that will surely get you a hearty
I'm upset!
50 dozen.
So get with that special someone
and to ask for one dance
or maybe even a
tootsie slide that for your
sake will hopefully get your
hotline blinging, James.
I know when that hotline blings.
That's probably my wife and I don't want to answer.
I was going to say,
my hotline's been more like a cold line
because that thing is never buzzing.
In that, folks, is what we like to call...
86 News.
All right.
What's up?
Wow, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
Because I know when that hotline bling.
Why was that the song that was always playing
like when you're driving to a basketball practice
that you didn't want to go to in your mom's car?
What song?
It's been a while.
Since I've been sorry for a long time.
Sorry.
It's been a while.
Kind of sad when you get out of the car and have to go home.
Hands are cold.
For some reason, you have the ball bag.
You're like, God!
Oh, the ball bag you're like god oh the ball bag
oh man i forgot that was like responsibility only one good ball in the whole bag you knew
where it was you held on you you carried that ball in and then the rest of them was like fuck
wilson evolution you knew shout 143 Podcast. I'm Ben Polizzi with Joy Molinardo.
And this is OG Espresso.
Whoa.
Yeah.
It is, dude.
That's how it's supposed to be.
When was the last time?
It was like August or something, probably.
Have you liked the...
Solo shots?
Solo dolo?
Solo shot?
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Just get to do whatever.
Yeah.
Pretty much an open mic for an hour.
Right.
So it sucks.
Yeah.
You don't have to have me bitching about setting up your phone for 45 minutes.
Oh my...
No, it's still...
That's the only thing I do.
I'm like, it takes me two hours to do the podcast, 15 to record.
The other hour, 45.
I'm like, can't get this tripod.
What? Is this gonna... It's all right's all right yeah dude what you been on you look good you look big yeah you've been in the in the gym i have been
but it's weird dude my body type is so odd that like i fluctuate so much man maybe i'm sick i
don't really know like you're? Dude, it's crazy.
If I go a week where I don't drink on weeknights and I work out every day,
I swear I'll lose 12 pounds and I'll look pretty good just for a week.
But then if I do the opposite and I drink three or four nights out of the week
during the week and then I just eat like shit and I don't work out.
Then all of a sudden I'm fucking fat face.
It's chubby face alert.
It's the weirdest thing.
And I mean, thankfully, because that means I just, you know, do a little 30 minute workout every day and I should be okay.
In your apartment gym?
Yeah.
What do you do?
You said you've been hitting the squats.
Yeah.
They don't have a squat rack so
i just like i look like such a hit the dumbbells a little bit yeah i do the dumbbells like the
body squats i found blue ones yeah exactly it like doesn't do anything at all but i'm like at
least i want to just like have my hands in the air like some fucking evening you know so i do that
and i hit the shoulders the chest the arms do some deadlift no you do deadlift deadlift that i shouldn't say deadlift
it's like i don't even really know what it is but chalking the hands up it's essentially it's
essentially just squats but the bars on the ground and then i pick that and then i like
you know pick it up that's i think it's dead that's kind of a deadlift yeah it's kind of
deadlift you know maybe hit some some treadmill or some elliptical or something so yeah i'm feeling
good man thanks for noticing you You run outside? Hell no.
I don't run.
But you hit the treadmill.
You said you hit the treadmill?
Oh, yeah, it's true.
But I don't run outside.
No?
People are...
That's what's funny is that people are always like...
I always get...
You don't run outside downtown with your shirt off?
Like a straight slut?
Through Mass Ave at 6 o'clock on a Friday night?
Oh, you know, don't mind me. Like, yeah friday night oh you know don't mind don't mind me
like yeah dude just getting your workout in don't mind me um like with a dog like just run with your
fucking instagram handle on your back follow me not right now though i'm just gonna sweat it no
but i feel like people all the time are you know they always say oh i can't run a treadmill it's
just you know because i like to i like to have scenery i like to like know where i'm going i'm like i don't because that that shows
how far away i am you ever try not to look down though you know like at your miles you gotta put
your shirt or something you gotta bring an extra shirt put it over the mileage because every time
without fail you're like i've been going pretty far 0.3 miles yeah and i'm like
then you're then you're mentally you're just totally screwed
but i don't i like i said i don't like to like have to oh i'm gonna run like two miles around
downtown and then get back because i'm like i am so far away from where i need to dude it's nice
like taking your mind off of it and like looking at other shit though you ever think about that
see i just like to go like brain dead numb and just run and you ever fuck up and like step
on the part of the treadmill that's like half on half off and you're like your whole life flashes
what a prankster put that together you know dude what about the treadmills that like slide when you
step on them have you ever do you have one of those oh it's like a wrap no it's like it's like
a normal treadmill but like you know it just doesn't feel the same have you ever been on a treadmill like that or maybe i'm just fucking fat i don't know dude
dude it like it's a normal treadmill but when you put your foot down it's like ice and you're like
oh okay not this treadmill and i always have to go like three down to the next one that does never
happen on you maybe it's just la fitness like one treadmill in that whole building works but
there's like a line for it think about that though like why you're right why why why do treadmills have that little tiny section on the
side that's not where you stand on but it's not what you walk or run on it's just there to fuck
you up there's no other reason no man people sometimes you ever see somebody i saw somebody
on the treadmill the other day and they got got off like this, like let themselves roll back.
Whoa.
You must be feeling yourself.
Must run too much.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just feel like 50 cent every time I want to treadmill anyway.
Really?
Go.
Go.
You know that in the club?
Oh, yeah.
Is that the same one where he's doing the upside down crunches
that's the only thing i do la fitness is just 50 cents where we go and eminem just watching me
eminem we need to get our boy liam on here no he popped off liam pinero he sounds how many
million views did he have on tiktok for a shit ton. But he honestly sounds like he did a really good job.
It's a really good Eminem.
He sounds a lot like him.
Now we got to pull it up.
It's never going to work.
He's got the cadence and the way he sounds.
Very Eminem.
Can you pull this up, Leek?
If not, it's all right.
Maybe we can, you know what?
Why don't we just do it, you know, bullshit style.
What was his name again? TikTok Liam Pinheiro. All right. Maybe we can, you know what? Why don't we just do it, you know, bullshit style when we can.
What was his name again?
TikTok Liam Pinheiro.
L-I-A-M. Yeah.
And then.
L-I-A-M.
P-I-N.
P-E-N-I-S.
I'm just kidding.
I was like.
I was like type it, type it, type it, type it, type it, type it.
How do you spell his last name P-E-N
P-I-N-E-I-R-O
the suspense
Eminem
oh yeah okay
oh it's here whoa
yeah dude this is it
this is cool you didn't even know
that was back there i have no idea looking at the it's uh yeah you see going down keep going down
keep going down there you go eminem finds out his girlfriend's on million uh only fans this is asmr podcast with the clicks
yeah i feel bad this is tough wow oh the mute at the very top top left like it appears and reappears
see oh nice i'm thinking that i'm your only man and my only plan was to make you mrs mathis
but now none of that matters because you're serving up booty pics on a silver platter
and your prices are scary you're charging more for titty pics when it's peaches over cherries
am i pissed off very boobies and booties and nudes oh my bitch when were you gonna tell me you dude so when you type
something on tiktok yeah like nudes and stuff and like boobs do you like i don't know oh is that why
it was spelled differently like if you type sex on tiktok and put it on the video you have to spell
it like all weird and shit like s-e-c-k-s because he'll take it down. No way. You thought he was just fucking around like typing it weird?
Zero.
Yeah, I had no idea.
No, it's good.
He does kind of sound
like Eminem, honestly.
Yeah, he does.
The one that's like
the silver platter.
Like that was really good.
Yeah, shout out to Liam.
That's what's going on
on TikTok.
That's it.
I was just looking
at his room the whole time,
honestly.
Every guy's room
just kind of looks
like an Applebee's.
It's just like shit all over the...
There's like a fucking race car hood on the wall, I guess.
Why does Applebee's have that shit?
What's their like...
I guess that is their brand.
I'm like, damn, dude.
Their aesthetic.
There's shit all over the walls.
I'm like, damn, I'm hungry.
Let's get some fucking
long islands and wings whatever whatever town you're in it's just like yeah like if you're
in cleveland they just have like a bulldog head you know like the dog pound and then like a big
bone too sticking out oh it's like i'm just looking for the bathroom sign for 20 dude i can't
ever go to the bathroom i can't ever just go to the bathroom in a restaurant just
never fails it's like mandatory to be like hey where's the restroom i could see it i could be
sitting next to it and i'd still ask a waitress because you kind of i mean there's that party
it's like you know that the kitchen is going to be fairly close to the bathroom for some reason
yeah you don't want to be like get some chicken fingers on the fly you turn the corner there this
isn't good fellas you know walking through there you could really in any restaurant you ever
go to just walk through the entire kitchen and go back around and be like yeah i don't know no one
would say shit to you yeah i don't know if it's just something like that's just stealing me from
a kid but i am like terrified of that i feel like that is just like like not sacred but like you
absolutely cannot step foot into the kitchen.
The weirdest thing.
I work at a restaurant.
Every time I go in the kitchen,
I'm like,
I'm getting out of here.
Yeah,
man,
dude,
kind of some creatures in the kitchen.
A little weird.
They're so funny.
Best chefs of all time.
Kind of some guys or girls that will just fucking rip your head off.
It's weird,
but they're the nicest people
too really they're so talented the chefs we don't have we this restaurant i work at serves chicken
macaroni and mashed potatoes with all those ingredients dude made spaghetti and it was fire
i was like where did you get any tomatoes nice like i don't know secret ingredient dude yeah love it uh what else is
going on anything with you uh not really such a podcast conversation oh so you've been collecting
cards yeah like sports cards not like did you collect pokemon cards back in the day back in
the day yeah i never got into yugioh it'sGi-Oh guy. I never made it that far.
Dude, I didn't even get to Pokemon.
Really?
No.
Parents wouldn't let you?
Parents wouldn't let me.
My sisters were like...
Yeah, that's true.
You're the youngest of two of your sisters.
Oh, my God.
They're like, you're not collecting Pokemon cards.
Dude, and the little packs of even basketball cards were like $7.99.
Yeah.
For the Tops joints, my mom was like no yeah it's like
a dollar plus tax more for one for each card you know it's like a 7.99 for an eight pack and you're
like this is it's tough but what if we're even pricier now dude i don't know i was it was always
just like that that little thing in the back of your head like what if i get like a vlade diva
so yeah always that's what if i get a Yeah. Always. That's what keeps you... If I get a Mike Bibby rookie.
That's what keeps you coming back.
I know.
The addiction of the break,
of the rip.
So somebody...
The rip, dude.
They call them ripping
because you're ripping the packs, man.
Is there like a...
Yeah.
No.
Oh, yeah.
The rip?
Tops rip?
Yep.
So you've been ripping packs lately?
I've just been fucking
staying at home ripping packs.
Like, you smoke?
Nah.
Collect baseball cards. Wow, you are a? No, I just collect baseball cards.
Wow, you are a lot less cool than I thought you were.
Anyway.
How do I recover from that?
I don't know.
Oh, God.
Now they're all over the place.
It wasn't even his tits, you know?
At least. But yeah, man, it's fun it's cool you should like it's weirdly addicting to look to like watch like just go on youtube one time when
you i mean i feel like you're not you never have these situations but just like that's true look
up like sports card breaks and then it's like just a bunch of people have a bunch of different
videos it's like 15 minutes long and they're literally just ripping packs and you're like showing you the cards it's
just like the unboxing like toy videos for kids it's just for adults pretty much yeah yeah what's
your best card you've got i got some joey burrow rookies justin herbert sounds like such a fucking
loser yeah yeah we are though yeah do you though. Do you put them in those card holders
that are like plastic?
They're called top holders.
Are they really?
In the community,
we call them top holders.
Top holders?
Yeah.
Why top?
I don't know.
Because you put them through the top.
Like the top of some special ass reason.
The top of the holder,
you put them through there you know
they'd be bottom holders if you went through the you have like that page where it showcases like
nine cards like yeah i got a little book to put some of them in god you're a nerd i am but it's
just a hobby dude i never that's a funny thing i never understood i think i tweeted about it
i was like you know when you're 12 to 14 years old and at school, you know, like the
icebreakers are like a fucking worksheet to just kill time while the teachers hung over.
They're like, here, do this.
One of the questions is like, what are some of your hobbies?
Or like, in my free time, I like to do this.
What do I say?
I'm like 13 years old.
I don't know.
Look at porn and like fucking.
Hang out with my friends.
Hang out with my friends.
That was the number one answer every time
we were playing family feud right that's not even now but what do you do with them yeah i was like
what hobbies like people will read i guess i don't really know so now i have a hobby summer i got a
trampoline couldn't wait to write that down i like bought a trampoline so i could figure out that
question it was a lot of pressure right like you gotta always felt like such a dumbass. I just like to, like you said, hang out with friends.
We're all lame, man.
I didn't even do that.
When people said they hung out with friends, I was like, damn, she's popular.
Right.
Your hobbies were like playing the sport that you played.
I know.
Play football.
Look in my backyard and play football until it's dinner time.
All right, dude.
I put a question out this week on Instagram.
What's your baggage?
I saw that.
I was like, damn, he's kind of getting like.
Dude, I wanted to get kind of juicy with that.
What's your baggage?
It doesn't have to be like straight up honest.
Like you can say something.
Like Maddie Koss said, like, like i'm addicted i can't go a
day without an iced americano or an iced coffee maddie cost said that really i think so or i'm
getting that i'm getting that confused baggage so baggage is like something in my head it's like
you know when you're first starting to
date somebody or something it's like oh you know they uh they got it cost check that see baggage
is so serious it's like oh they got daddy issues or like oh they who doesn't have daddy they dropped
out of school or they like i don't know i that so i'm just like that's some pretty serious shit
i want to hear some of these answers.
Maybe it can spark something for me because I'm like.
Here's Matty Koss.
What's your baggage, Matty Koss?
I like and fall for guys who don't want a relationship with me
and get turned off by guys who show interest in me
and want something more.
If you like me, ew.
If you don't like me, marry me.
I heard a damn girl over there.
Yeah, no, that's, I mean.
Matty Koss' number is 317.
Low key, though.
That's a pretty, like, I feel like that was really popular in high school, you know?
It was always like, you know, the bad guy always got all the girls because he was like,
I don't give a fuck.
Like, I'm going to smoke a cigarette and get drunk at
iu and i'm like oh my god i love him why doesn't he like me and then you're like hey like i got
you some flowers you want to go on a date you are literally a psycho yeah you can watch me you can
watch me open baseball cards later she's like oh my god i'm going to iu this weekend fuck off
and then they'd end up crying that weekend you know or you hear
about it on monday about how they broke down crying because the guy that they didn't or the
guy that doesn't like them is you know banging some other girl not that this ever happened no
no no no no no never never us it's just things that i heard about, you know. Okay, give me another one. Hold up, hold up.
Phone just locked.
Baggage.
Weird, like...
Baggage.
I'm wearing cargo shorts with, like, fucking pennies in them.
This is a dude I work with.
I go, what's your baggage?
Mark the Shark 919.
He says, I call my girl dude a lot.
I don't know if that's really baggage.
That's just kind of a...
I do that so much.
Calling girls like bro.
Is that weird?
No, because I feel like they kind of like it.
Because so many girls, eventually they want to be one of of the guys, you know, like I just hang out with
guys like they just get me.
He called me bro.
He calls me dude.
He called me bro and he like doesn't even like me though.
No, that's that's not too bad.
I see.
I feel like that's more of just like a bad habit than baggage.
You know, you call Riley dude or bro.
I don't.
She calls my ass out when I do.
Because she has friends that are like,
they have very like bro-y relationships.
You know, like we say,
like she has friends that like they will do that.
Like her friends will call their boyfriends
and be like, dude, what?
You know?
And then she's like, I don't want to do that.
That's not how we do it. So we just call each other like, you know and then she's like i don't want to do that like you're that's not how how we do it
so dude we just call each other like you know snuff snuffles and like snuffles and honey honey
buns and boo-boo yeah okay this is uh
okay that's not it i'm just like reading weird ass andrew jones what's your baggage
three kids two babies mama's bag is full as fuck my man oh my god that's baggage that's a baggage
scoreboard says baggage date me you can't, exactly. How do you approach a woman with like two baby mamas and three kids?
Yeah.
Just don't tell them.
Yeah.
Until you secure the bag.
Want to come to my Christmas?
I've got four of them.
Kane Elliott.
What's your baggage? I don't shower as often as i should
dude i've got an issue i have to shower like a lot baggage that might be my baggage but it's
the opposite i shower too much really dude if i right when i get home shower from from like work
from anything like so like i just hate the feeling that I smell bad.
I'm like, fuck this.
So you shower before bed and when you wake up?
It's usually...
It's not when I wake up.
I usually do before I go to...
I was always before bed shower, guys.
See, that freaked me out.
Really?
I couldn't do it, yeah.
You showered in the...
But like after practice...
I always showered in the morning.
After practice...
I would double up.
Double shower. I'd shower after practice, get get clean nice and good to go to bed i never wake up feeling all weird
and morningy and like groggy and shit get in the shower again shower before school really woke you
up it didn't necessarily like wake me up as much as just like i don't know i hated like feeling
like my hair was greasy or like yeah there's always that kid at school that had, like,
the headgear braces hair on.
Yeah, man.
Like, I just, I couldn't do it.
Like, imprint his head.
I couldn't do it.
I don't know.
I just, and my body just feels fresh.
Like, if I don't shower when I wake up and I get up and start doing shit.
Yeah, and I get up and I start doing shit.
Maybe I need to start showering in the morning.
All of a sudden, I start, like, feeling weird.
Like, I swear I, like, sweat.
It's weird, man.
Maybe that's my baggage, dude. You sweat when you sudden, I start feeling weird. I swear, I sweat. It's weird, man. Maybe that's my baggage, dude.
You sweat when you sleep.
That's your baggage?
I mean, I have.
Oh, yeah.
Especially with my hair and shit now.
How do you take care of that?
My hair?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's your routine?
I don't really have...
Just pretty much guy long hair.
Yeah.
People ask me this a lot on Instagram and shit.
I don't really have
a routine like i i shower and i wash it with like shampoo and everything probably three out of every
four times give it one day where i don't wash it with shampoo you know get some natural oils and
stuff in there i don't know i think that's good people tell me not to wash it every day does your mom hate it yeah oh yeah does
your wife hate it no she actually likes a lot have you braided it she has the f pictures
no yeah because then you get man cave in there bro this ain't it man cave for you dude you have long hair and a bun dude this ain't it fuck off and your stupid
bulldog that's your profile picture you fucking cuck go to applebee's
yeah that's that's some of my baggage too i can get pretty heated i can go molinard
you know dude maybe that's your bag pretty quick figured. We figured it out. Zero to 100, I can get Moulinard.
You've got baseball temper.
Oh, yeah.
Baseball temper is a different temper.
I'm storming out of the clubhouse and I'm...
Spitting in their face.
Dude, I'm kicking dirt.
I'm fucking going crazy on the under.
About nothing.
Yeah.
Sometimes I just have to do it for myself to get myself fired up just like
the manager has to do it to get his team like fired up you know oh yeah sometimes i just gotta
like make sure i still got a pulse i still got it in me exactly like just go off yeah my starbucks
barista it's an iced coffee spitting in face. Go get the trash can from outside.
Bring it into Starbucks.
Set it down.
This is you.
This is who's making my coffee.
The trash can's always the go-to, man.
Flip over all the thermoses.
Yeah.
I would never do that.
Starbucks people are too nice.
No, my switch has gotten a lot better.
Used to, the switch was very, very touchy.
That's your alter ego.
Now it's like one of those
thick ass switches you know some of those thick ass light switches that you're like damn i kind
of got like yeah yeah now that's not like it's not like a living room house suburb light it's
like an office yes meeting room light right right that's what switched
merch looks nice man i'm excited yeah i like it hey merch is in by the way i forgot to announce
that everybody that bought merch it's literally there's 12 boxes in my car right now i can't even
see when i'm driving dude it's gonna be so seriously mr baker dropped it off he's like
can i meet you i'm like i'm at la fitness he's like two seconds later your your car in your
house is uh like uh from santa claus when when the boxes of uh naughty niceless gets gets brought in
and he comes down from the shower pretty much everywhere yeah that's what it is no it's good
i'm excited it'll be it'll be shipping out soon but here we go kevin demedio what's your baggage he said knowing a little bit about
everything so if someone asks me if i've heard of something i instinctively reply yes but i don't
know enough about it to have a conversation so then i look like a fraud once i admit i know a
little about the subject meaning mostly like recent news and events that Kevin you just need
to shut the fuck up well if somebody if somebody brings something up to you they
want to talk about it so you feel badly when you say like ah no I don't really
because they're so excited so maybe part of his baggage is he just like he can't
give her he likes to give, he can't give,
or he likes to give in.
He can't just say no.
Because, you know, somebody's just like,
did you see what the Pope said?
And he probably kind of did.
Sometimes you got to sit one out.
Yeah, you just got to be like, no, I haven't.
But what's even worse than that sometimes is then you get to people
who have to tell you about it, even when you haven't heard about it.
Like movie guy.
Very much like movie guy.
Have you seen Ace Ventura? Nah. Well well there's this one part dude never gonna be as funny what tell somebody else
never gonna laugh as hard as you are puts asparagus in his teeth yeah and he looks like this yeah
i'll show you are we done here
i'm looking i'm looking i'm looking man yeah sometimes people just they have no regards
and instagram dms like they'll share a lot of different stuff with you that you're like
their personal life should i know this you trust me with this right now
as if i'm not gonna talk about it on my podcast
and blast your ass
do you work at la fitness southport like that's not the question oh shit that was good
my baggage em cleary i think my baggage is that I laugh too much.
I'll laugh at anything.
Sometimes I can't hear my coworkers and just laugh and nod my head and walk away.
People tell me that I'm overly bubbly.
That's my go-to when I can't hear somebody for sure.
I'm like, ha!
They're like, I asked you if it was red or blue.
I'm like, ha!
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know i'd rather have somebody who's too
bubbly and somebody who's like stone-faced bubbly's good bubbly's good that's not baggage
really laughing too much though no i don't think that's ever been an issue laughing too much
unless your laugh is annoying you know if you laugh too much and your life's like
then that's kind of a problem. How do you not pick up?
When you have an annoying laugh?
Everybody knows one person that you're just like.
You can't hear that.
This is a little too close to home,
but I don't think they're going to listen to it anyways.
The first time that I met my lady's family,
we were on the way. please no no we were on
the way uh to her grandparents and her dad and his girlfriend were like oh and aunt such and such
like trust us you'll know and such and such from her laugh and i was like really it can't be that
bad he's like okay yeah like i've been around right like to you guys like that bad. He's like, okay. Yeah, like I've been around. Right, like to you guys,
like I'm sure it's like, whoa, that laugh, you know.
But to me, it's like, yeah, okay.
Seriously, within the first 30 minutes we were there,
I was like, yeah.
What was it like?
Was it like what you just did kind of?
Is there a honk in there?
Yeah, there's a honk and it's like,
it's almost like a dinosaur.
Like they like lean in.
They're like, ah.
Yeah, you know how like a dinosaur sometimes
is like, like they like lean in. Oh, no Oh no, so she like looks right at you and is like
how's her teeth? They're not bad.
The teeth aren't so much of the problem about that left and the lat and the
laugh itself is very.
What do they call it when it's contagious?
It's very contagious.
Yeah.
But a lot of times I'm like, I will laugh because her laugh is so ridiculous.
Then you start to laugh like her.
No, but then I'm not.
No.
I've done that.
I hung out with somebody and they laughed a certain way and I would start laughing like that for like a day.
This dude thought that contagious laugh meant that you started laughing like that person. You caught contagious laugh meant that you started laughing you caught her laugh bro
no he caught her laugh it means that it's like when she starts laughing then
you kind of start laughing because it's such a powerful laughter that you're
like oh damn this is kind of funny you gotta get the vaccine
oh shit no when people sometimes if i'm around somebody and they talk a certain way,
I'll start talking like them for like two days.
No, that happens.
What is that?
That happened to me when I spent a weekend in the Philly house.
With John Elway.
Like just somebody fucked up.
Spent the weekend in the Philly house,
and I was around like Portnoy and Marty Mush and all these guys.
He got that accent.
So like from Friday, I was with them.
I landed on Monday at the other place I was going,
and by the time I got there, I was like, are we getting fucking food or what are we doing?
Back in Indies.
And my dad was like, hey, calm down.
Calm down, barstool.
So did you just go to Boston?
I was like, you know, I feel you on that one.
The laugh, not so much.
But the talking, yeah.
I'll mimic a laugh like it's nothing.
Don't let me be around your aunt, dude.
You're screaming, laughing at each other.
The old scream laughs.
All right, we'll go a couple more.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. In sports. okay okay okay in sports i get jealous too quickly this is the tyler simpson project wow okay i get jealous too cool kind of project you did yeah yeah yeah shit
i get jealous too quickly or compare myself to people they've been with before me
yeah no that's definitely that's pretty that's pretty
normal though right i mean doesn't everybody you don't think about that you're crazy right
yeah but it can it can become if you keep thinking about it yeah yeah if you're like you know
you can't go to brothers because somebody will hit on you and smack your ass and buy you a drink, you whore.
And then you're like, okay, that's a little too jealous.
Not that that happens.
Not that I do that or anything.
I don't do that.
No, but you always have that scenario when you're out with your girl, her group of friends a couple of your buddies that are
maybe dating that girl and then you have like the one girl who is dating kind of a newer guy who
hasn't brought him around or something like that and she's you know she's crying and then all the
girls are like alicia is just like she's really struggling right now you're like what the hell's
going on she's like well the guy's just being a dick he's so mean like you know she's literally
crying wherever you are she's like you know so he always had that scenario yeah yeah it's always
there except for it's when it hits a little too close when it's somebody you know you know yeah
even then though i'm just like i don't have to do this like just stop talking to him you know here's elizabeth bistrain what's your baggage she says i'm a serial dater
so she just hops from one to the next like she didn't have any any down that is weird to me
that's baggage to me she's a girl that just like too quick to the next day yeah serial dater is
someone who dates many people in a short amount of time because they love
feeling the chase.
Chase is fun.
Chase is fun.
Chase is fun.
But then you drop once the chase is over.
Too much chase?
Once you cross the finish line, what are we doing?
Too much chase.
Nah, that can be baggage.
Absolutely.
I know plenty of people like that.
Nobody likes that girl, though.
Or that guy.
I think girls do more than guys.
No?
Yeah.
They can do it.
It goes both ways.
I'd say right now that's probably...
That's probably taking the cake so far.
Yeah, that's the one.
Christian Sanchez, what's your baggage?
I like to eat cereal at night before bed.
It's one of the best times to eat cereal.
Is that baggage?
No.
Cereal?
I can't even look at cereal in the morning.
I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
This shit?
Dude, I could have... Honey bunches me i this shit dude i could have honey
bunches of oats right now i could have cereal i could have cereal and peanut butter and jelly
as peanut butter and jelly at night somebody fuck me pb and j and cereal i could have that
literally every single day the only two foods that i eat every single day for the rest of my
life swear to god pb and j i think i donJ, I think it's more of a dessert now.
As you get older, PB&J starts to be a dessert.
Yeah.
It's so goddamn good, dude.
It's not man-made.
No human is good enough to think of that perfect of a combination.
It was simply put down.
Moses came down with the fucking ten commandments and
peanut butter and jelly was right there he was the peanut butter and jelly was on the ten
commandments slabs do not cheat on your wife and he was like peanut butter and jelly no like
literally a sandwich that came down it was served as a platter and he was like oh what is this and
god was like you're welcome and then he had it that's how good peanut butter and jelly is
i've been going with jif peanut butter lately
i finally hopped on jif natural peanut butter yeah what's your peanut butter are you jif
i'll eat any peanut butter i know it is it is a thing the one i buy now is jif but if like if
somebody has peter pan i'm not like gross i'm not eating that it's a nice it's the alternate
uniform you're a straight up bitch if you don't eat random peanut butter never really had bad peanut butter like i have
had bad ketchup before though yeah that was a weird thing for me yeah i was just at chili's
and i was like this tastes like lipstick kind of weird yeah definitely peanut butter very good
any peanut butter no worries What kind of jelly?
Is it Concord Grape?
Concord Grape?
Is it Concord Grape?
Concord Grape.
Concord Grape.
It's like a tribe.
Concord Grape. No, Air Jordan teams up with grape jelly.
The Concord Grape jellies.
There's Concord 5, Jordan, though.
All right, let's go viral.
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these nuts
got him
all right hashtag
hashtag
is so overrated sometimes i gotta check them out you know like what do we want to dive into first
hashtag is so overrated anything bloody mary's
seriously right what's good about them nothing nothing like the bloody mary people just
come to yourself and realize that it's just tomato juice right with vodka and a whole bunch
of other bullshit that doesn't belong who's not throwing up after two bloody marys
bloody marys is literally throw up in a mason jar.
What else can we put in it?
Seriously.
I mean, just put a stick
of celery in there. Yeah, some
bacon, a few olives.
Throw a naked Barbie in there. Why not?
What else we got? Throw a couple
cigarette butts.
Yeah.
Let's have it before a football
game. Bloody Marys. The name. Let's have it before a football game.
Bloody Mary's the name.
Let's have it for a name.
A perfectly good start to the day.
Brunch,
sunny outside.
Bloody Mary.
Yeah,
let's start it always on a Sunday to first thing.
I want bloody.
Have some respect.
Dude,
it's so and people love them.
They love them. And what gets me is when you
like the comparison the parallel you're gonna pick a bloody mary over a mimosa
it's orange juice and champagne my man i think the reasoning is that it's like a meal you know
if you don't want to i'm eating light today i. I had a fucked up day yesterday. I'm just going to, it's like a meal replacement.
It's got your veggies and plus you're still kind of turning up.
That is like the, the drink for people who don't like vegetables though.
You know, it's always a lady that doesn't like vegetables.
It's like, I'll take a Bloody Mary.
It's like, dude, it's every fucking vegetable ever.
They're so overrated that like people hype them up so much that I want to convince myself that I like them.
I want to keep trying them because it's overrated.
And I've come to my conclusion, they're just not good.
It's just not for you.
They're just not good.
No, in general, honestly, they're just not good.
Yeah.
Does your mom drink them?
No.
Mom's way too picky, but my mother-in-law does. Mimosas's way too picky but my mother mimosas though
yeah my mom drank mimosas yeah there's nothing wrong with a mimosa come it's that it's the glass
for me so thin it's like a light bulb so you're drinking have a fucking light bulb squeeze it too
hard it's still pretty good it's worth it no the yeah the mimosa i mean come on yeah it's like sexy glass sexy way
to drink it like the word what do you what would you rather have if you didn't know what it was a
mimosa or a bloody mary you know the answer you know the answer my friend you drink a mimosa and
it's like you're on a commercial like On a cruise. Sandals. Bloody Mary.
You're just like.
Inhale.
Let me take a bite of the celery here.
The crunch.
Weird.
I kind of want one.
That's like me and Thin Mints.
Is that your overrated?
Everybody.
Thin Mints.
Thin Mints.
You Thin Mints?
I like Thin Mints.
It's more of like a chocolate. when they mix chocolate and mint i'm
just like do we have to are you mint chocolate chip ice cream i'm like yeah mints get mint the
fuck out i get a weird i get i got a weird thing i think it's just in my blood because my mom you
know how whenever women are pregnant they have like cravings you know oh yeah my mom one of her
big cravings was mint chocolate chip ice cream ice
cream when she was pregnant with me so i think it's kind of like yeah i think it is it's not my
go-to yeah put some mint chocolate chip in a bloody mary sure why not take my money come on
but uh yeah no mint stuff so like girl cookies, your number one thin mints? Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
Are you, but here's where we take it to a different level.
Are you putting them in the fridge or are you eating them out of the cupboard?
I'm not a cereal killer.
Come on.
Cereal dater?
Yes.
Those and then, dude, like the fucking mints that you get from Olive Garden to have like
the chocolate on the bottom and the easy mints.
Those do bang. Are you kidding me? Why are they are they refreshing oh my god that's the best thing now
getting on the tour of italy on the tour of italy and i'm like i just need one little thing
just getting mint i eat all of them though where are the mints i'm like
shit all around my mouth oh my god oh that's scary that was a lot dude i was like this is
weird maybe they know or then she had a cigarette i was like no they don't okay
maybe she worked nope bandana baby She's like, I heard Thin Mints.
And she can hear all of this right now.
Oh, man.
All right.
What's your overrated?
Or are you just going with pretty much?
What else?
What is this?
What do we got with the clock here?
Is this our shot clock, dude?
Got 18 minutes.
Get it over half court.
Got the first media time out coming up for the Hedges.
You just saw that.
Hey, we got the on-air sign, too.
This is Bob and Ty.
He's the man.
She's running.
Oh, she's scared.
It's okay.
He's the man.
What's the next hashtag?
Here we go.
Hashtag.
Odd items I don't throw out.
Odd items I don't throw out.
The first thing that came to my head was like iPhone boxes.
Just boxes in general.
Every box.
I'm like, you know what?
I might be moving soon.
You just moved in.
Very good to stuff some shit in there.
Boxes are low-key value shoe boxes if i get a good pair of shoes the box i'm like absolutely why do i need to keep this no big
big box guy yeah um for some reason i always have like some like chick-fil-a sauce in a drawer like
a random ass drawer too then i'm like sure maybe one day maybe one day i'll need this polynesian it's
absolutely true on these eggs you never know there's always a rant everybody has a random
ass drawer in their house of just who the fuck of just cords and shit cords coins cords coins
and sausage coming up next on tlc coins and sausage k. Coins and kites.
It's out right here, right now on Coins.
Coins and sausage.
Hey, I'm Gaffy.
It's always the most caffeinated guy on that show.
What's the guy that does the home remake thing?
That was like, oh, it's going to blow up.
They blow up the houses and remodel them.
I think his name was Ty. Can you pull that up dude on hg he was so like me in two years hg hg greatest the world's greatest makeover
hg tv blowing up houses no not sure yeah his name's ty that's chipping chipping dale that's chipping
chipping dale it's chipping joe it's like my sister's idols
chipping joe look up hgtv ty p-e-n-i-s not not yeah hey that you just said a whole bunch of letters sorry ty as in the name like ty hilton highlights
that's like me in two years
i'm gonna do that holy shit what's that video can you look up a video where he blows up a house
dude it's so fried he's so hype but who wouldn up a video where he blows up a house dude it's so fried he's
so hype but who wouldn't be when you're blowing up a house we use that for a fucking video our
first video ever hold on we gotta find that video dude there's no way ty pennington what what were
our keywords for that house house blowing up ty pennington type
that in house blowing up ty pennington did you already type that in yeah basically blowing up
blowing up house oh it's the same shit maybe not hgtv take that out i'm trying to get dirty here
here he did get so hyped though bro he's like oh oh that's it is that it no no no no i think maybe it maybe it yeah maybe i don't know maybe maybe it'll work what what is this extreme makeup blowing up the day bed and the dishwasher that was pretty cool but just to compare
those each had three sticks perfect casting for this had over 300 sticks of dynamite Dude, that's horrible. Fire in the hole!
Dude, seriously, look.
It sounds like he's getting stabbed, dude.
Dude, fire in the hole. When he says fire in the hole... You can't not say fire in the hole you can't not say fire in the hole like that though dude if you're saying fire in the hole
it has to be like run that back bro run that fire in the hole back it's textbook fire in the hole
why is he like a little raspy? He kind of has like sick school voice.
Blowing up dynamite.
The house.
Hundred sticks of dynamite.
Johnny!
When you're ready, I'm ready!
Pleasure!
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In the house
Had 19,000 sticks of dynamite in it
What if they left their dog in there
Or something
Oh fuck
Take Bailey out of the cage What if they left their dog in there or something? Oh, fuck! Sorry!
Take Bailey out of the cage!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
They left all their shit
in there, dude. Keys,
fucking crockpots and shit. Oh, dude. Keys, fucking crock pots and shit.
Oh, I'm so glad you found that video.
Bailey, dude.
Bailey's in the kennel in the fucking laundry room.
Oh, fire in the hole!
She hears that and the last thing is just...
She hears that and the last thing is just...
And then... Fire in the hole! she hears that the last thing is just and then
oh shit what a fucking what if you got casted for that
you're just gonna you know scream when houses blow up i'd be like
then do i start dude the dude who was so excited about doing it too that guy you ready to do this my pleasure
the build-up for that video
yeah 19 000 sticks of dynamite miller home expo
where do they live fucking area 51 how come there's not one
we can only pick houses to remodel that live
in the desert oh god ty panning i'm dude holy shit you need a title if the title of this episode
isn't fire in the hole i'm gonna kill you it Nah, it's going to be like baggage.
All right, all right.
Let's do days of the week.
Okay, Tuesday. Okay.
National peanut brittle day.
Peanut brittle.
What are we at on that?
What the hell is it?
We're just talking about peanut.
I don't know
peanut brittle it's like a it's like the it's like caramel version of peanut butter
we don't use we have peanut brittle and jelly i don't know where you're from
greenwood it is so it's like it's like a chip version like a like a crunchy bird kind of
annoys me honestly it looks really good it looks like it'd be rich have you seen eight crazy nights
movie guy dude i actually have but i forget so much yeah i'm not gonna that dude i'm worthless
when it comes to i know even if i've seen i'm like i forget every single thing about it
that's the only my point being it was really funny though i remember it being like holy shit this is hilarious
yeah but why is it so funny i mean it's animated so it's just like you know dude i went with my
dad on a road trip like a u indie game and they watched that on the bus and my dad was like kind
of laughing at it i was like what he's human that's good no but in that movie whitey the old
guy that's what sandler steals some peanut brittle at the mall he's like how is that peanut brittle No, but in that movie, Whitey, the old guy. Whitey? That was what that was about.
Sandler steals some peanut brittle at the mall.
He's like, how is that peanut brittle?
No, you're right, though.
Crunchy and delicious.
That's the only thing I know about peanut brittle.
That does kind of show out at the mall.
You ever walk by that one bougie kiosk that has a bunch of that shit,
and you just smell it?
You just smell a bunch of nuts and shit.
It does smell rich.
You're right.
Like, very, you like very a little too
much but it's still a national green juice day that seems right up your alley national green
juice day what's a green juice i guess mountain dew could be in that category really green juice
i'm just saying it a green drinks is sprite Sprite green? Nah, bottles are green though.
God, Mountain Dew kids are so scary.
Total.
There's always a Mountain Dew kid.
Drank a whole case last night.
It's like, you're going to be an issue later on in life.
Dude, the ones that had the bottled version,
they were always like somehow had it at school.
Yeah.
It's like, damn.
Mountain Dew, you're nine years old, bro. it's 9 a.m we still can't drink
fucking coke like the like the kids like after a basketball game who would get like a mountain dew
i'm like what the fuck is wrong with you weird in a candy bar dad who's running your family
dad always wore like a dale earnhardt hat go ahead ahead, get you a do. Go ahead, get you a do.
It's all one thing.
Chew and do.
How's that not a gas station thing yet?
What are you getting?
Chew and do.
Chew and do.
Chew and do.
Chew and do.
All new at Speedway, the Chew and Do.
I just get a whole log of chew and a little bit of do.
The convenience stores of Speedway.
Oh, I think I could go for a Sprite at any point in time.
Sprite Sprite.
I think about having Sprite with breakfast every now and then.
You're the kid only Sprite version.
No, it's different.
If I'm at a breakfast spot
on like a Saturday morning,
you know?
Like what time?
Sometimes it gets refreshing
at like 9.30, 10 a.m.
With Sprite with ice, a straw.
Yeah.
You know, if you're having like a,
let's say you're having like a,
the Mexican skillet.
Tough to beat a Sprite
to go along with that.
Right.
I mean, you're right though.
You can't just,
you gotta, that's like the drink.
You know? You can't just eat pizza and like have like a glass of water no makes the pizza infinitely
better when you have an ice cold spread it does need to be a like a soft drink with pizza right
you can't just have a normal drink i can't yeah it literally has to be a soft drink
if i if i have beer with pizza it's too much it's too much like how full are you
after so full bite already have heartburn you know r-o-l-a-i-d-s spells relief wednesday
national chocolate cake day
no i think i think of that chocolate on chocolate cake not really my favorite cake honestly if we're doing cake I'm thinking
I like white cake
I think I'm pro white cake
what kind of icing?
pro white cake
you're a cakist
am I racist?
you're a cakist
what kind of icing?
Probably no icing.
No, no.
I'm always icing.
I'm pro-icing.
Like the brownies with no icing on them?
Yeah.
Did you forget?
Did somebody literally forget and just be like,
oh shit, yep, those are them.
Who invented those?
Psycho. I'm not the opposite of of icing but when it comes to cake i like chocolate cake white icing i get that that's the
best combo or any colored ice like really just anything i'm a bitch if it's blue people like
ew too much i'm like yeah scoop it up baby that's like a cookie cake when they oh man
when one when one slice of the cookie cake just has like a fuck ton of icing i know
come to papa but they like when they make cookie cakes they don't put enough icing on it at all
ever i guess it depends on what you're like the crusty birthday the crust yeah i'm just
gonna tell them it's somebody's birthday with like the longest name of all time
the uh oh i was gonna say don't look up cookie cake i'm gonna
fucking start you know going wild over here
thursday
national have fun at work day Thursday. Thursday. National Have Fun at Work Day.
If you have fun at work, you know we're working a day in your life.
Dude.
Add that to the work lingo thing.
National Kazoo Day.
What's a kazoo?
I think it's one of those things that's like a...
Birthday party thing?
Yeah.
No.
It's not like a harmonica. Can you look up kazoo? It's not like a harmonica, but it's one of those things that's like, it's like a birthday party thing. Yeah. No, it's not like a, it's not like a harmonica,
but it's like a, Oh, it is a birthday party thing.
Yeah.
Can you look up a kazoo noise real quick?
Kazoo's sound effect.
Maybe.
He's like, I got you one better.
Oh, this is it.
Are you fucking...
It's always a website like this.
Yeah.
Ten straight hours of kazoo sound.
Seriously, why would I need that but play it?
What is happening?
Sometimes I feel like I have watched every TV show and movies in the world.
Bro, is this an ad?
This is crazy.
It's the most YouTube shit ever.
10 hours, dude.
Are you kidding me?
When I'm with friends, I like to have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
I like to sing.
This isn't.
Dance. Crazy. Pretend. This isn't crazy.
Pretend.
This kid is so.
What a perfect setup.
Dude, that's you as a kid.
That's you as a kid.
This kid definitely checked in the rehab.
Oh, my God.
I like to have fun.
I like to pretend.
That was intense, man.
I don't ever want to hear that again. Could we ask for a better kazoo video though 10 hours though who is doing that him no it's like yeah well this 10 hour long
video the export time is going to take me two weeks but once i do it'll be worth it who can
upload that seriously though what kind of bandwidth? You're rocking, bro.
Apparently lemon juice.
I love the description.
You want me to play another one?
Kazoo kick 10-hour version.
I don't know if we can top it,
but yeah, let's see what old Abraham Lincoln down here wants to say.
If you can't strum it. Hey, what are you doing?
This is Abha Jeeves here
And I needed to do a video
On how to play the kazoo
Or in this case
Oh you needed to?
The mighty
I couldn't fucking sleep last night
Kazoo, ready?
How come I can hear him
More than the kazoo?
Pretty simple on how to play the kazoo
Little difference is
Is that the way
you just you can hear him like
which is cool too if you're doing that kind of you know because that's somebody married him
that's how i'm getting that particular Isn't your dad that fucking kazoo guy?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Which is cool, too.
Dude, you're playing a kazoo. Yeah, like every fucking video, he says,
if you can't strum it, hum it.
That's not my dad.
What are you talking about?
Hum, not blow, in all caps.
Okay.
Why do you do the birthday song? That's i want to know all right saturday national wait no no friday friday friday national puzzle day you ever successfully finished a puzzle
a lot of people were doing puzzles at the beginning of quarantine i'm like don't you
have anything else you could do something come on you're just doing it for the instagram story we know we know
you didn't finish that puzzle my mom does puzzles a lot yeah it's like a therapy thing i don't know
i guess that pissed me off opposite of therapy right fuck this yeah your therapist is just like
why don't you try to calm down and try a puzzle every now and then
and get your mind off stuff.
I'll try it.
Fire in the hole!
My house blows up.
Saturday, National
Croissant Day.
Croissant and
mimosa, what's sexier than that?
Nothing.
Put them together?
Go on a date. Let's have a baby.
No shit.
Burger King with the croissant.
I always had mad respect for that.
They were like, no, no, no, no, no.
We're going to do our own thing.
Croissant.
It was like, oh.
We're not going to do that.
Yeah, that's true.
Burger King went to the old logo.
You like it?
Yeah.
I really like it.
Yeah, no, I do.
Who doesn't like that?
Did you see that?
I miss Burger King, man. Burger King king like for a while it was popping up but yeah that's that one
on the right yeah they went back to it but i didn't have a problem with the old one i didn't
either i really didn't either it's like a very rare thing it's like i like the old one like
they're both good this one and they're good yeah the blue and the in the old one i was like refreshing yeah that's a sprite coming in on the side i know this one's yeah this one's
cool i mean it's a literal burger you know you got the buns and everything pizza hut did the
same thing they like went back oh see that see that one down there to the left that b in the k
right there oh dude whoa somebody's a genius holy cow somebody's a fucking genius bro that's one of
those that like you don't realize it and then once you realize it you never see it again you know
like the fedex with the arrow and the e i know i was so pissed when somebody else told me about
that i was like god yeah i see that goddamn arrow i'm blind i'll never make it. Like, can you sit in traffic behind a fucking FedEx truck?
I was like, I don't know.
Dude, didn't you, like, I went through a big Burger King phase, man.
I was like.
I'm Burger King number one over McDonald's for sure.
Yeah, but I feel like they just, they're not around as much.
Really?
You know?
Their food was good.
Their logo was cool.
They had a cool mascot.
It seems so much cooler than McDonald's.
Yeah.
But when you were a kid,
you never really wanted to go to Burger King, did you?
No, I did.
I felt like I was like a hipster,
like fast food kid.
Like everybody was like, McDonald's, McDonald's.
I was like,
going with the king.
Going with Burger King, bitch.
I'm getting a Whopper.
Take your Big Mac.
That Play Place, though?
Burger King's Play Place sucks. Dude, the Burger King King, yes, is the fucking best. I'm getting a whopper. Take your big Mac. That play place though.
Burger King's play place.
Dude, the Burger King King S is the fucking best.
Is he drooling right there?
The best commercial of all time is when they used to throw the fucking King on the NFL fields and he would like pick off passes and shit.
Nothing better than that.
Burger King King NFL.
Yes, dude.
Yeah.
This shit was the best. Never forget, King, NFL, yes. Dude, yes! This shit was
the best idea I've ever seen. Never forget, quick click on
the video. I think they got
the...
Yes.
Dude, and they put the NFL
music. This shit right here, bro. Yeah, hit the music
because they got the... Just the kazoo guy still.
Dude, like the classic NFL
music. And you're like, what is going to happen here?
Dante Culpepper going deep.
I remember this play.
Holy fuck, dude.
That is the best thing of all time.
It really is.
Fire commercial.
Sunday NFL ticket.
Fire commercial.
Wow.
The person who came up with that idea.
Who was able to do that kind of shit with a video? Especially back in 2003. Sunday NFL ticket. Fire. Wow. The person who came up with that idea, they are.
Who was able to do that kind of shit with a video?
Especially back in 2003.
But whoever did that, man, they are still.
Everybody was like, everybody's dad was like.
They got like an apartment in like fucking Dubai just off of that.
That's how loaded they are.
Man, that's amazing.
They got Deion Sanders.
Go to that next one.
Doing the deon hop
bro deon sanders like picked up a pass when he played for the ravens though
dude he does a high step are you kidding me shut up shut up this is why burger king's better than
mcdonald sorry said it is making dude look he he's going to do the dance. No, wait. They're going to come back to it.
I know they are.
Free day of NFL Sunday ticket from DirecTV.
Are they?
Yes!
He's doing the D-I, bro!
Yes.
That's amazing.
BK over McD's.
Did Berging have a play place? Can you look that up?
Berging play place? Maybe don't think they did.
Maybe like one of them did.
Yeah, it had to have been like a crazy one on vacation or something.
On vacation.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, the play places that were outside, I was like, no thanks.
Right.
Was this Joe's Crab Shack?
Dude grew up Joe's Crab Shack.
I know that guy I work with.
Guy that just walked by outside.
All right, let's go Sunday.
National Hot Chocolate Day.
I love some hot chocolate.
But not really only like November.
Hot chocolate is such a Christmas drink.
It's way too hot.
I'm like, can I have hot chocolate?
And can you make it now and give it to me in
four and a half hours?
Because what the fuck am I supposed to do with it?
Just sit it on somebody's nightstand and watch it
get knocked over?
That's how I am with coffee too.
I'm like, okay.
Thanks for the coffee.
I'll drink it tomorrow morning.
They're making your hot chocolate and it's Ty
Pennington. Fire in the hole!
Real shit.
Hot chocolate down Sunday. Is that it?
Shot 143.
143.
143. OG
Spress. Thanks for coming on, dog. Cool, man.
Yeah, this is fun. See you, bro.
Didn't even tell us to see you.
Sliding out the back door. Alright, man. Yeah, this was fun. See you, bro. Didn't even tell us to see you. All right. You're just sliding out the back door.
All right.
Whatever.
Pants are too tight.
He's laughing.
He's laughing.
Oh, that's hilarious.
He knows they are.
They're hugging those cheeks.
All right.
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Okay. Talk to you guys next
week. Peace. Hi fam.
I just wanted to say... Thanks.
I'm glad you came along.