Espresso - "Nice Guys" Spill ALL The FBOY Island Tea

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

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So boys, how do you like Indy? Indiana land, baby. You guys feeling glonky or what? I'm feeling so glonky. Dude, you've been here, AC. Okay, so we got Brant, AC, me, and Casey. Shot 230 Espresso Podcast. Hey, do you like it?

AC, you've been here for fucking 30 minutes. Yeah, great airport. Airport needs more bathrooms. I don't walk a half mile. Well, it's because Airport needs more bathrooms. I had to walk a half mile. Well, it's because it needs more bathrooms because you had 14 beers before you fucking landed. Yeah, that's probably

my own fault. Dude started drinking at 4 in the morning. Well, when in Rome, right? You didn't sleep last night? For about two and a half hours. If you get a full night's sleep before a flight, I think you're insane. This is a full night's sleep before a flight, I think you're insane. No, dude.

This is like Christmas. I, uh, I, no. I've seen the boys. No way I can sleep. It's a big boys weekend in Indy. Casey, you like it so far?

Mm. I'm feeling pretty wonky to be honest with you. I think we should all get in a huge fight. What? With each other? Or a fight?

What kind of fight are you talking about? Like a physical fight or a fight where we all make out? Like games of New York? That kind of fight. A four about? Like a physical fight or a fight where we all make out? Like games of New York? That kind of fight. A four-way fight? The latter option.

I'm going to kick your ass, dude. Hey, Brent, can I pull you for a second? Can I have a quick chat over at the fireside? Can I get five minutes? I think so, dude. I got next. I got next on that one. You like Indy?

Dude, I love Indy, man. It's awesome here. Great friends, great here. Great friends, great people. Great friends. Which pretty much means you don't like it. Whenever somebody says

great friends, great people, they fucking hate it. Indianapolis has a great personality. They're really friendly. Yeah, we're like a five on the attractive scale

and like a ten on the personality scale. It's like a West Coast two and a half. Benedict, you're technically the mayor of Indianianapolis i mean we went out last night every single person was like oh my god they just they just say that to me because they really want to talk to you dude like girls come up to i go i go out to a bar girls come up to me they're like oh my god we're in that show and i'm like yeah and they're like oh my god can we facetime casey

and i'm like jesus christ i I literally Snapchatted Casey last weekend. I was at a wedding. And no kidding, it was the wedding party. So there's only like eight girls in there. Three of them were like, can we Snap Casey? Like, can you just get your phone out and Snap Casey? Which he obliged. I snapped him, and he snapped right back.

So good on him. He's a man of the people. We're like the gateway drugs to get to Casey. We really are. We're the gateway drugs to get to Casey we really are what was a gateway drugs did get to get to Casey everyone just uses us to get to him Wow Brent how you like it how you like it and is the definition of mid really I love mid kiss it get up in here I gotta get a little closer yeah make out with that mic. It's so hot, Mike.

Can we do some ASMR too? This is, but you're hot. You think Indianapolis is mid? Yeah, yeah. Can you explain Indianapolis, but do it in ASMR? So, like, I saw this guy last night who was wearing a wig, so I wasn't sure if he was a guy or not. Was it Nico? You don't have to talk gay.

It was Casey. Dude, just how is he? That's the ASMR I listen to. Hey, how come every time I get on TikTok after like 11 p.m., it's just all ASMR? It's like a girl rubbing a fucking corn on the cob on the mic, and I'm like, why am I so aroused right now? She's right, actually. Okay, so let's let's frame it this way i've never been in annapolis uh benedict lives

here i think casey's been here a couple times just first time oh first time someone someone sell me on great great friends great people i've been here for an hour oh dude there's this food truck we went to last night best Best fries ever. Loaded fries. They threw some bison on there. Hot sauce ranch. Remember I kept stealing them from you and you were getting mad? And the Uber. Bro, I was trying to keep your five-star rating

and you're just fucking smashing these fries. I don't care about Uber ratings. Wait, do you have a five-star? Mr. Uber, can we please eat these fries in here? Did we call Mr. Uber? Yeah, we did. Wait, wait, do we please eat these fries in here? Did we call Mr. Uber? Yeah, we did. Wait, wait. Do you really have a five-star? Huh? Do you have a five-star rating?

I don't, no. My rating's probably trash, dude. I'm actually banned from Uber. I can only do Lyft. I got a handjob in Uber, and they were like, sir, you can't do that. Are you serious? God. Senior year of college. It wasn't even from a grill. It was from my friend Johnny.

Wait, so it's a permanent van? That's weird because my car got towed. We're going to have to get an Uber on the way home. Johnny, you're coming with me. Are you serious? I just want a hand job. Oh, God. That's pretty good.

That was hilarious. That was good. I thought your car really got towed there. No, no, no. I was very concerned yeah benny do you stretch your small eye out before uh 45 minutes every morning love that what do you do if you're lazy well you guys were sleeping i was stretching stretching getting it primed up yeah i get ready somewhere over showtime i see i just have a lazy eye and dude you can't really

stretch that everyone says i have a lazy i'm like I just have a big eyelid bro like relax I don't have a late I feel like if you have like you're you're built like a lazy I can't see human lazy I can I like that is the worst thing I've ever that's worse than ever what about being skinny fat? Dad bod, nothing. Skinny fat, nothing. Human lazy eye, kill me. Bro, we called Casey skinny fat last night and just hurt his soul.

Wait, well, you call yourself that all the time, like constantly. Because I am skinny fat. So she was probably just saying that because she saw your story from that same exact day. Oh, God. If I were per se to have been with the girl last night and she would have said that, it would have been okay. But when Brant said it, it really hurt.

Because you care about Brant more. What about per se three girls last night? Dude, oh my god. I love Tamaris, relax. Mart's still in it. Wait, did you ask Selmy on this place place who said that yeah i did i want to be sold on indy uh i can't do that sorry there's not an elevator pitch for indianapolis yeah it's

not great i just said there's a food truck it's good ass food truck so how about the location of where that food truck was parked dude just like on a weird road that's not a road in between two bars? Right next to the bars, right where you want it, prime drunk food. Dude, so you're telling me that Indianapolis is the girl that you're, like, when you're talking to a girl. It's the girl that you marry. No, it's like your girl and your boy's with you, and you're like, hey, bring a friend for my boy. And it's just always that girl. It's always Indianapolis.

And your girl is like, i know she's not like the best looking but she's got a great personality she's such a good time she can drink like like a guy so she's so that's indianapolis uh is indianapolis the ho friend is that i don't think she's a ho at all i think she's like really christian but she's fun you just have to give the disclaimer like she's got a great personality she's got a bible verse in her bio yeah that's exactly what i was thinking. But she's like, when she drinks, she's like trash. When she drinks, she has absolutely no morals.

And you check her Instagram bio, she just eat my ass. And she's talking about fucking. She's talking about John 316. Psalms 212. Let me just eat this guy's ass real quick. Oh my God, that got aggressive very quickly. And then his singing songs in Sunday service. God. That got aggressive very quickly. And then his singing

songs in Sunday service. Oh yeah. She's a part of the choir. That's Indianapolis. She's just, she's up there

choir girl in it. Probably daughter of the pastor. Tamaris, look who he's Mia. Which one's Indianapolis?

Oh my God. I think, uh, dude, Louise is very Indianapolis vibes. Yeah. Well,

yeah, I mean, she's Michigan, so it's Midwest. Is that a revenge take right there? No, no, no, no. Dude, it's okay if you're still hurt. I'm a little sad. Tear rolls down my face. I'm like, no, it's nothing like that. It's going to be okay.

So we've got the FBoy Island crew here. Is there anything you guys want to get off your... This is a very nice guy podcast right now. This is a nice guy podcast. This is a nice girl podcast if I've ever seen one. Oh, the nice girl hat. Get your merch. Get your merch.

Link in my IG bio. Shout out your Instagrams real quick, please. B-Y-S-E-R underscore. That underscore makes me want to puke, dude. Just check out my OnlyFans. I just put it in my bio. Link in bio. Weiser, B-W-E-I-S-S-E-E-R underscore. That underscore makes me want to puke, dude. Fuck me. What? Just check out my OnlyFans. I just put it in my bio, so.

Link in bio. If you guys want to see my dick or balls. For the sneaky link. Dude, it's only 15 bucks, right? Casey around a mic, bro. I don't know why I know that. I feel like I'm being calm. I heard you're running a special, though, right? On the OF?

$14.99. Wow. Is that a full subscription? That's a full month subscription. That's why, Casey, Kim, we have to make some OF content later. Oh, I was unaware of that, but this is a pleasant surprise. AC? Oh, the IG?

Yeah, IG. AC from Casey. That's AC period from period Casey. Damn, wonder who gave you that. Can't tell where you're from, bro. It's actually, you said it, but it was actually my friend's fiance. Shout out, Carol. That's BS.

Shout out, Carol. You reinforced it. You don't want to give me the love. Casey, the IG. Casey is underscore underscore underscore. You fill in the blank. Casey is. There you go.

I actually like that you'll find him he has a blue check blue check boy you just got your blue check dude isn't it crazy i thought my life was gonna change nothing happened we're just my instagram didn't even change there's no new features oh really i kind of think it's a fake check dude easy you're not Louise oh my god why is guy shrapnel just okay is there anything you guys want to get off your chest about the show anything you want to clear the air about anything you'd like to say anything you wish they didn't put in the show you said yeah I wish they put me in a see in the show said yeah i wish they put me in ac in the show i was about to say yeah i was about to say it'd have been nice we did we did so many so much funny shit at the grotto that they just didn't

like what dude like no one knows about this bro nikki ate sushi off of my sweaty speedo and let me tell you your ass i was on a no way i was on a slate table i'm on a slate table. I'm on a slate table in the middle of Cabo. It's 85 degrees. I'm laying on this table in a Speedo for an hour, sweating my dick off. Then they play sushi all over my sweaty body. Everyone comes out. They eat it off of me.

This just sounds like the dream you had last night. Mickey pulls a piece of sushi off my Speedo. It's a fake piece. She's vegan, FYI. That's good behind the scenes. They just didn't know any of that. They didn't get to see any of that. And it was hilarious, dude. I was starving.

What was the room situation at the Nice Guy Grotto? Like, whoa. Did you guys just stay? We all shared the same bed. Are you really unfamiliar with that situation? I the same bed I have no clue yeah we get it bro you didn't go there for that's great for you say gross it's like no but it's it looks like way more fun than we were I mean the stories out there now there's a pretty elaborate story but you know we we got moved to a hotel and you shoot the scenes at the grotto like and you go there for all right all right I thought you you guys actually stayed there we stayed at a hotel i don't know what

you're talking about right now so you don't expose the shit there's dude there's a great there's actually a great podcast like the guys that got like moved telling the story of us like sneaking out oh yeah can you can you tell it i mean i i'll tell like a yeah abbreviated i'll tell an abbreviated version of it and it's funny funny because Nico and I were both part of that crew. Brant was not. Yeah, because Kurt... Yeah, there's a story about that too. Brant, you got scared?

No. Because I would have been with you scared. Okay, so everyone's sneaking out and one of the producers catches us in the van. And dude's like, hey, look, my grandma's about to die. And like, I'm using this job. I don't know if I can say his name.

Anyways, he's giving us this sympathetic speech, and I'm like, I can't. He just brought his grandma's death into this. So then I just got out of the van and walked inside. So AC doesn't have a heart. He's not a nice guy and still a winner. The rest of us got out of that van, went around the back, whistled down a and went straight to mandala and mandala's the club that you guys did we go yeah you guys went to that place so we went three different times oh is that where we went we went three separate times uh and so nico got the best experience because he came out went went twice

and then immediately got back on the show so he he had the best experience. That's insane. So he went out in Cabo, snuck out in Cabo, real-life situation, then went back on the show, and then back to the finale. Yeah, so he literally got the best experience because we were having a blast. We were having a great time. There was a lot of camaraderie among that crew. And they couldn't stop you? Dude, they tried.

They brought in more security, and we were just like... Nothing stopping. The last time we did it, this is before the guys got moved, we tried to go out the front door, and they had two security guards, and they were like, where do you guys think you're going? And we were like, just to the sushi place. It's fucking 2 a.m.

And so they're like, no, go back in the hotel. So we go over to the cafe, which we could always go to, and we went out their back door around the alley. This guy heads us off, knows where we're going.'re like okay well your hands up you got us we're not going like go around him hail a cab go to mandala and you know have a great night but the next day like the hbo execs come down it's like this big ordeal they were pissed they were like the lead dude of hbo the guy that gave us like the football coach talking that guy oh yeah that guy and then like no that guy go even shut out Bill Dixon yeah and then even more

people came oh no so everyone was there all these HBO guys were there and they moved like six of the guys and I was aware to this other like nice to this house two hours away yeah they couldn't fucking run. Really? Yeah, and they brought them back in two hours a day into the shoot. Who were the guys? It was... Okay, it was Kylan, Dwayne, Mikey Cheeks.

Nicky P. Nicky P. And, man, who else? They're in, like, maximum security F1 prison. It's funny because they're all F-boys and Dwayne and Nikolai. I've heard enough. But it was all F-boys. Dwayne was the only nice guy.

But yeah, so they moved them off. They had to drive in two hours, drive back two hours every day. Oh, that's annoying. Yeah. I have a hilarious fucking story. Where did we go? We went to Mandala. Mandala.

It's on Squid Row, baby. Squid Row? Squid Row? Squid Row. What's that? It's actually one of the bars, but it's on squid row baby squid squid row squid row what's that it's the it's actually one of the bars but it's the drag and cabo it's right next you were on it yeah okay okay okay so i that was a fun little place when i showed up they were like because me and garrett were supposed to be surprised whatever so shout out garrett that dude's fucking insane yeah and so we pull up we pull up and they're like shuffle us into the and the we were at the holiday inn right yeah and um we got like our hats on they're like put a sweatshirt on

so they don't see you and um so we get there it's a wednesday night when we get there and garrett is like i'm going out i'm like dude i'm not leaving the hotel room garrett's like i'm going to squid row immediately he calls me like 20 minutes later he's got two prostitutes and a bag of cocaine wait so he was at the Holiday Inn too? Yes. With all of us? They moved him to a resort, right? That's what I heard. No, Garrett moved into his own place because they could not contain him.

He is an invincible man. Oh my God. Built different. Confirmed built different. I actually never met him, but great teeth. Great teeth. He's one of my best friends, but he's fucking bro. He's, he's just built different.

Built different. Like he's by gator tails and JMO. What's he do, man? He explained his job to us and I couldn't, you know, when people give a job title and it's like six different titles that you're like, what does that even mean? That's what entrepreneur just say when you're, when you're listing six different things, just say entrepreneur and let's just move on. Whatever he's doing

is working because he has, every single time I watch his story, he's like eating a perfectly cut medium rare steak at Nobu

and I'm like, Garrett, if you're listening, I kind of want to, I kind of want to, I want to be like that. Can we go out? No,

he's awesome. He's just, he's invincible, man. Couldn't contain him. Couldn't contain him. Couldn't contain him. You can only hope. You can only hope to.

You can only contain it. But yeah, no, that portion of Cabo was fun. Like, I mean, that was the only benefit of not being in the house. Because God knows I would rather have been in the house at that time. But I just wish we had more time for Brandon and AC, honestly. Dude, that's facts. Seriously. I mean, what's funny is we did the right thing the whole time because they kept threatening like oh you guys are gonna get cut out of the show this that we played by the rules and then we played by the rules and then obviously like they still show noam yeah stole a jet ski oh actually noam

was the guy you couldn't contain yeah Yeah, dude. Dude ran the house. Noam was doing whatever he wanted on that show. No joke, dude. I would not film if I did not get my vape. And then he'd go sit in a corner. Okay, guess we're not filming. Dude, they brought vapes immediately. He had drugs.

He fucking left the house when he wanted to. He's that guy that is in prison. He can get you what you need when he wanted to. He's that guy that is in prison. He can get you what you need. Oh, yeah. He's that guy. He's like, you know how to get the weed? You go to the cooks, okay? The cooks, they get everything.

We're getting people in trouble right now. This is a good accent. No, I don't think. How about the fact that, obviously, he's Jewish, and he has his holy wine in the fridge, right? Was that you, Brent, who drank it? I think we took it down. No, I'm totally fine. it pour me up it's dude I'll take it I was trying to celebrate for whatever reason I thought

it's not a dude I love us on tape I thought it was amazing we that's the one thing that everyone asked you know what are you going to fly on they're like how are the girls I'm like you know the girls are fine. They're dope, but like... Negative. We spend so much time together. You know, you're... I mean, Benedict never met him. Followed him on Instagram. Thought he was a loser, but...

Still am. But now you're staying at my apartment. Sleeping with me. What? You know, we spend so much time together. We become, you know, we become super close. I mean, Brant and I went to the same college and he hated me. He was like,, we spent so much time together. We become, you know, we become super close. I mean, Brent and I went to the same college and he hated me. He was like,

shout out, Mitch. Fuck you. Hey, what happened? Can we tell the, tell the story about why you guys didn't like each other at first?

Look, so I played football. Casey played baseball. So obviously we fucking hated each other. At Toledo. At Toledo. We both played at Toledo and uh that's you know Casey he's now reformed but he was a fuck boy in college and he was talking to one of my buddy's chicks or something and then one of my buddies who's six four two sixty with like CTE sprinkled in I'm pretty sure sure. Didn't he have you? A dash of CTE. Bro, he had you pinned up by your neck, right?

So we were at a bar and I was taking a leak and he goes, what? He's like, pin my fucking head against the door. And luckily it was a soft door, not one of those hard doors. What kind of bar are you at? A soft door, bro. I know exactly what you're talking about. So he pins my head against the door, and he's big. He's a big dude.

Fuck you, Steppick. And my best friend, Johnny, walks up to him. He's like, I'll beat your ass. I'm like, I don't think I would say that, John. And I give Cap. Wait, he's right here. He's right here. You can't see him, but he's right here.

You should say hi real quick. Hi, everyone. That's great. And he tries to- Hey, just shout shit, bro, if you quick. That's great. And he tries to... Just shout shit, bro, if you want. It's all good. It'll be good. My best friend Johnny, though, he's seriously like super good hand jobs.

But yeah, no, I mean... Anyways, Casey fucked a lot of girls. Whoa. Whoa, no. By girls, he means dudes. And by dudes, I wish it was me. All right. Dude, that was a long, long time ago.

I'm about to be 26 next week. Oh, next week? Yeah, next week. Dude, happy early birthday. Thanks, man. Sounds like we're doing shots tonight. What are you getting for your B-day, bro? Probably a handjob for my best friend, man. Sounds like we're doing What are you getting for your B-day, bro? Probably hands-on

for my best friend, Johnny. Hope so. The same gift I've been getting since high school. As you get older, you're like, what do you want from a fucking new putter?

I might go out and... Oh, you got to get one of the Kirkland ones. The KS1, baby. Wait, Kirkland? Kirkland? From Costco? It looks nice, baby. Kirkland's taking over the world. Wait, Kirkland? Kirkland? From Costco? It's a Scotty. It looks nice, baby.

Kirkland's taking over the world. It's a Scotty, but with a Kirkland signature on it. A Scotty Cameron. What is it? Titleist. It's a Titleist putter, but it's got a Kirkland signature on it. Scotty Cameron is like the... Yeah, he's like...

He was like Tiger. Oh, dude, it's the best of the best. That's what Tiger uses a Scotty Cameron. I accidentally just kissed this mic. No fucking way. It's okay. It gives it in. It kind of turned me on.

Oh, yeah. Tiger Woods uses the Kirkland. Well, he uses an actual Scotty. You have a Costco membership to get that shit? The Kirkland signature just goes so hard on a putter. They had to pull them. They had to pull them. Dude, that's like the new Supreme.

What do you mean they had to pull them? Because it's not supposed to be selling them. You know how they put Supreme on random shit? There were like, because it's like a, you're not supposed to be selling them. You know how they put Supreme on like random shit? There's like a Supreme logo on like a fucking like. Oh, yeah. Wait, I can't go to Costco and buy one now? I don't think, maybe they're back. I saw, I literally was at Costco this week and saw one.

Oh, okay. Maybe that's a different story. It says the big dick putter. Oh my God. Dude, people love them, bro. I need some. Can't buy that. Sorry.

People love them. You can buy them on ebay 140 bucks oh here we go amazon 150 don't worry i have a costco black uh card so we're all good we need some kirkland condoms dude i'm an executive i kind of want a kirkland crew neck that and just do where so i've actually seen people rocking those like they're like what you know about the sig like it's like it's actually like people are doing it like that's fucking weird i got i got some kirky golf gloves gloves nice oh golf gloves dude they're nice it looks like kind of like a supreme they use the box logo um it's supreme this is the new yeah it's the first time

i saw kirkland vodka i was like what dude it's good can i take a shot that's the one that everyone's like it's distilled the same place as gregory. It's Grey Goose. Shut up. It's the same shit. You're in college. You're like, I don't think that's true, man. Like, it's okay. It's better than Burnett's. What did you guys drink? Oh, my God.

What did I drink in college? I drank Mad Dog. What the fuck? Mad Dog Wednesday, bro. Dude, shout out to my boys. It's bum wine. It's like, it's a $10 a $10 fifth of wine. It's so sugary, dude.

We would drink that and then go do karaoke on Wednesdays. That was the college move? That was the move. After that, it was natural light. You'd just get a 30-wrap. I already kissed it. It's nice. What did you drink?

Benedict, you were a five-star recruit coming on to high school, right? You committed to Alabama, didn't you? Yeah, dude. But then, is the scale out of 100 stars? He couldn't soil that body with alcohol. He had his first drink after he graduated. Shut up.

And Brant went from offensive lineman to Baywatch real quick. How'd you get so cut, bro? Dude, I just went anorexic, to be quite honest. Really? Yeah. I just stopped. It's not an endorsement. But seriously, if you guys are anorexic, to be quiet. Really? Yeah. I just stopped eating. It's not an endorsement, people. But seriously, if you guys are anorexic and you need help, please hit up the hotline.

Seriously, that's not a joke, right? Yeah. No, but for real, I just ate once a day. So you had an eating disorder? Yeah, no, pretty much, and I ran a lot. You did get really cut, though, really fast. You've got those abs. It's all about, like, a calorie deficit, you know?

Yeah, but I don't think your calorie deficit is supposed to be negative 2,000. You've got the abs that hit like when it's got to be the right sunlight. Oh, the right lighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right now, that's what it's like. Oh, if you stood outside right now. Actually, can you? Bro, when I was cutting weight, though, like living in Arizona when it's 110,

literally like 4 o'clock, I would think I'm about to pass out because I just had no calories. How much weight did you lose? Like 80 pounds. No wonder you need a hip replacement. Yeah, I know. You got a hip replacement.

What do you, I need, I need one. I know dude, that shit's outpatient now. That's crazy. You, you get a new hip and you just walk out the same day.

Really? Dude. Yeah. It's like getting your fucking tires rotated. It's like, yep. You have like a walk. Stop in a tire, man. It's like getting your fucking tires rotated. It's like, yep. You have like a walker. Stop in a tire, man.

Get your hip replaced. Hip replacement. It's a jiffy lube. It's wild. Top off your fluids. You know, with the advances in modern technology, it's not crazy to think I couldn't live to be... What, 200, 300?

Mobility ever in your hips. Oh, i got a plastic hit so you guys are brad how old are you brand 27 yes sir ac 28 i'm 29 i just turned 29 dude you look fucking hot you're 29 you look young, what day did you wake up and you're like, I gotta go blonde? So it started as a... Okay, that's actually a good story. So that started as a joke back last year. Now it's my old personality.

I got like... I have so many things to say. So like all three of the girls from the show have been like, you should have had that hair on the show. Even Nikki Glaser said, where was that hair on the show? i mean when everybody's saying that i just really had to like self-evaluate and i had to ask myself am i ugly like do i need to do these elaborate things to for people i just want you to know i hate it but i also fucking hate that i love it oh there's ac what was the first thing i said to you uh you said i can't look you in the eyes

right now because they're so fucking beautiful. Dude, you get lost in them, bro. The prettiest blue you've ever seen in your life. Like, I want to spend the rest of my life with you blue. Green. Dude. That sounds like we need to unpack. They change colors. They change colors, which is the best part. But thank you, dude. Not like my feelings for you.

They'll never change. Oh, thanks. They're unwavering. Bro, the whole thing with the hair actually started so my fan guy in here Benny got his fans change I'll wait till I'll wait till Benny gets here to tell the story because I don't know if I've told why can't we do it offer it we don't need Benny well I mean I can tell the story I just was gonna wait this is Brant's blog now baby I don't know if I want to be a part of that I was, to see how far we've come over

the last years is quite unbelievable, actually. You guys are building bridges and getting over it. The one thing Casey said to me that I laughed so hard at was when we came back for the mansplain and you were like,

AC's looking like Bradley Cooper from Wedding Crashers. And I about just left. I was just like, all right, my day's over. Right now, you look like you're trying to get a role for Jack Frost. Oh, my God. Damn, girl. Damn, girl.

It's very white right now. I think it's beyond platinum at this point. No, it is. It looks good, though. I like it. I really do. I appreciate it. It's edgy. Definitely F-boy vibes. Oh, huge F-boy vibes. So the joke was that the guy... I was just

in a wedding last weekend. Shout out Ryan Price and Adriana Dunn. Congratulations. I was like, he wanted to go to Spain and run with the Bulls for his bachelor party. And I was like, there's no way in hell we do that there's zero chance and i was like if i do that he has platinum blonde hair and so does his brother i go if we do that i'm gonna die i'll bleach my hair blonde and i'll be the third

brother and because i just didn't think it was gonna happen and then it actually happened bleach the hair and uh now i'm going on like three and a half or four months with it so we're just gonna ride it till the wheels fall off or i'm too pale to have it which is coming quickly he's gonna be 60 with bleached shave your arms yeah that's a big two of us I was like big oh yeah yeah you guys shave your I don't shave it like I trim it you know I put like a one guard on and just go crazy. Are you wearing rubber bands on your arm? Yeah, always. Dude, it's like in high...

Oh my God. Snap it. Bad boy. I was just going to say that. That's what you did in high school. You'd see your boy just... Yeah, it was always... I mean, everything in high school had rubber bands or paper clips on them.

So you had an abundance of them. You had to. Guys, I got to read you this. So I started my OnlyFans. Is this legitimate? Swear to God. I love this. I got an email about starting. So I started my OnlyFans. Is this legitimate? Swear to God. I love this. I got an email about starting one.

I think Tom has one, too. He does. And so does... Does Mikey still have one? Because he has a girlfriend now. Yeah, he's got one. That's a good point. It's all dudes when you get an OnlyFans.

I bet he does. Because I don't think Mikey does nude either. I love my boys, though. I think he just does, like, whitey tighties and then sells them. How do you know it's all dudes? Do you have one? No. I didn't even say that, bro.

So someone sent me a link. Someone DMing on OnlyFans like, hey, you gotta try this link out. A bunch of people are talking about you. I'm like, all right. That is 100%.

That sounds like a scam. Yeah, that is. No, no, no, no. You got a virus. No, I'm saying. You're being phished. No, no, I'm saying someone.

On OnlyFans. On OnlyFans. No, I got 45 fans. But look I'm saying being fished. No, I'm saying so. I don't think it's only fans. No, I got I got I got forty five fans, but look at only for someone. Someone posted this on Reddit. It says, believe it or not, I don't know who this is. We're trying to figure it out. Believe it or not, I went to high

school with Casey. Our school had a pool we used to use a lot. Anyways, he's got a good size dick and a super nice ass. I was not... Who says that? I know. Dude, this is definitely...

What a great compliment. This is definitely... Good-sized dick, super nice ass. I should go in your bio. That was... Bro. This is 100% that girl. This is 100% that girl that wore the Cookie Monster pajama pants and walked the mile.

Oh, God. That's 100% her. Hot Cheeto fingers yes yeah absolutely cookie monster pants everyone had one everyone did and they had the uh they walked the mile good size digging hey i mean if you saw my casey johnson good size dick super nice saying it that's not indianapolis that's gotta be that's a a nice mid-tier city in the United States. We're talking maybe like a Phoenix. Oh, fuck.

Why is that so hard? Maybe a San Francisco. I mean, that's... No, that's higher tier than mid. Yeah. No. Phoenix? Yeah, Casey's equivalent to Phoenix, Arizona.

Maybe a Seattle, Washington. That makes me feel so bad. It's like Casey's the Arizona State of College. He's teetering. He's teetering on a Seattle, Washington. That makes me feel so bad. It's like Casey's the Arizona State of College. He's teetering on a Seattle, Washington. What state is Brant? Brant's like a fucking Montana. He's Nebraska for sure. Oh my gosh.

He's Lincoln, Nebraska. There's still stuff there, but it's not like... What state is he? If there was a Cornhusker, it would be Brent. I'm a Vermont big. Dude, I would definitely be something that's all talk and no show. Everyone likes to talk about how great that city is. What is a city that's like that?

Probably Miami. I can't go back to Miami, dude. Someone said that to me. They were like, when's your next trip to Miami? And I was like, hopefully never. I literally hated there. I love it. That's the problem.

That place is worse than Vegas. Well, I mean, I have a love-hate with it. I like Vegas. I love Vegas. Well, that's the thing. Vegas is a two-night town, and you know it's a two-night town, so you never overextend yourself. We went to Miami.

And where'd you steal that from? War Dogs. Yeah. Everyone knows that, though. Everyone knows that everyone knows that everyone knows it's a known fact but and so is Miami but we were over there we did it two times in a month and we were there for three nights and then you're dumbass it's like told me to stay for a fourth night you guys stayed four nights in Miami the last time so stupid you definitely a prostate cancer after that.

Club space. Club space should not be allowed to exist, but that place is incredible. What's your favorite city? Toledo, Ohio. Shout out. Right here, bro. In the building. I would say Kansas City, but I'd be lying.

I love Kansas City. But, dude, New York City's tough. I don't travel enough to know New York City. I think, bro, I'm telling you right now, I mean, the thing about Vegas, which is so cool, it's so fun, is, like, everyone's there, and they're all having a good time. Oh, dude. It's like you're there, and you go in a casino, and they pump oxygen, and it's like you are literally breathing in pure oxygen.

No one's in a drug. It's like an actual, cause you can go, and then you can go to the oxygen bar if you want and get flavored oxygen. Yeah. And there's a scam. Yeah. And Vegas is a scam,

but there's no clocks. They're like, no, make it like that. No windows. Yeah, dude. Um,

no. And there's no bigger discrepancy than when you're flying into Vegas. And then when you're flying out of Vegas, the moods are just entirely different. Oh yeah. It's the whole plane. There's like your 60-year-old uncle in the back is having the same emotions that you're having.

If I ever get married, which is doubtful... Dude, you love to marry. Stop that. That's a hot take. You better invite me to that wedding. My fiancee is not going to Vegas for her bachelorette party. You know how many girls when I was in Vegas and she's like,

yeah, I'm getting married tomorrow. I'm like, well, you want to make out? She's like, for sure. Dude, Nashville's just as bad. Oh, Nashville's bad too. You see that on TikTok and stuff all the time. You might be the Nashville of people. You might be Nashville.

I don't hate that. You are kind of better than Nashville. I don't hate that, actually. Nashville's pretty dope. I don't hate that. You are kind of better than Nashville. I don't hate that, actually. Nashville's pretty dope. I don't hate that. How do you feel about Adam Levine? Dude, don't hate the player, hate the game. What a guy.

Players play. No, that is a very wrong take, AC. Wait, I have no idea what happened. You didn't hear? No. I don't really know the full story. So some girl made a TikTok the other day. She goes, I've been having an affair

with a very famous person and she was like trying to play the victim role and adam levine has dm'd her and said i'm about to have a kid with my wife can i name my next child your name how does he think that's not gonna get out yeah that's, that's like all those athletes, too. It goes down in the DMs. They brag about it, and then it's like, bro, they can screenshot those DMs. You know that, right? And it gets pulled out a year later. It's like the moment you do something, they're going to pull it out.

The moment that you have the most dollars on top of your head, they're going to pull it out. And he was talking like an eighth grader. Adam Levine was like, ha-ha, what if I was in the shower with you oh my god the next thing he's gonna say is like what do you kodak moment yeah he also said like i love your body then he said i may have to see the booty is that is that the next text after that i love your bod oh my god oh my god i was kind of relieved to see that because i was like that's what was that look at somebody yeah yeah i saw this one yeah everyone's been like reposting this shit that body of yours is absurd that's kind of a diss your body's fucking like dude bro i don't know

tap on my window knock on your door bro what's going on man that's a man that writes songs and his wife you think his you think his dictionary is a little deeper than that but it's a knock on his wife bro you his wife is he or Judy did he had the platinum hair there like it blows my mind he also he's up there with he's up there like I am or men of tattoos also yeah oh that's actually true is that Lara Croft? He'd say you're skinny fat If he was DMing you No she's not skinny fat Lara Croft is

No if he DMs you He'd be like Damn you have a great size dick And a super nice ass You're not gonna You're not gonna let that go Is that the Is that the woman right there?

Yeah that's That's uh We don't wanna say her name Because she's just a piece of shit Okay Alright Look it OnlyFanStar

I withdraw what I said earlier That was wrong of him All men should be Monogamy She's just a piece of shit. All right. Look it, only fan star. I withdraw what I said earlier. That was wrong of him. All men should be monogamy. What does it say? Monogamous. Yeah, monogamous. She kind of looks like the Miami of people.

But no, she was like trying to play the victim card and she was like, oh, I was having an affair. Casey, you got to pick a side. Which side are you on here? Polygamous or monogamous? Dude, that's a really hot take. I don't know. I think that... I don't really think it's that hard.

Wait, is that a real emoji? It's about to be, bro. It needs to be. Why does that look like Dwayne? It looks like Dwayne. Ever? Dwayne. Shout out Dwayne.

Shout out Dwayne. Yo, let's get into these voice messages. See what the people had to say. Give me one sec. We're going to take a quick break, and I'm going to come back just to make sure the audio is good. All right, cool. Okay, we'll be right back.

Wait, Casey, you took your shirt off at the bar last night. I just remembered. Oh! Did you really? I totally forgot about that. Wait, why was that? He just did it. I just fucking remembered.

Do you even remember that? Dude. So I took my shirt off and said, put that back on. I said, we need to have this on. Are we rolling? We need to have this on right now. Let's go. He was like, put your shirt back on right now and I was like, well, what if I take yours off? He's

like, he's like, you'll be kicked out. I was actually did say that to do. What was the just do it? It was so random. It's like you were like up in VIP. Dude, what was that? Did you just do it? It was so random. You weren't like up in VIP.

You were just like in front. The only reason I have... Here's my skincare routine. Laxatives and steroids. Oh, that look. She just saw right through you. Yeah, I did take my shirt off though i shouldn't have done that that's hilarious i know you're gonna you're gonna do it in eight hours every time i i'm doing it every time i have two at 9 50 i hope he does it's like two white claws

shirt off that's that's the routine that's the routine that's dude the only person and the only person i've ever seen like pictures of like from the club with their shirt off like on a regular basis is Mercedes. Really? I love Mercedes. It's on his story all the time. Oh my God.

It's on his story all the time of him like standing up in the booth with his shirt off. That's crazy. I love it. It's a power move. Mercedes runs Dallas. Absolute power move.

I got to tip the cap. Does he? He runs Dallas. Dude, he is a savage bro sat diabolical have you been getting have you been getting snaps from him lately oh yes dude it's close yes it's close friends go crazy dude wild I've seen I've seen that too he posted I'm scared to look sometimes I don't think actually he said don't call anyone told So we're not going to call you up, Mercedes.

But you're a savage. Savage. Savage. Savage, yeah. Alright, let's do these voice messages. Alright, let's get into it. Questions for me, Brant, AC, Casey about the show or just anything. Anonymous Mike. That wasn't even English.

Hey, this question's for Casey. And I was just wondering if Benedict was ever going to answer one of my fucking questions on his podcast. What's the question? What's the question? There was no question. There was no question. All right, play that one.

Play that one. That one above it. But you're finally on Benedict. I'm kind of scared to hear this. This is back from August 17th. Wait, what's the date? Play that one. Play that one. That one above it. But you're finally on. I'm kind of scared to hear this. This is back from August 17th. Wait, what's the date? Luis, after watching the season back. Oh, God.

Luis is not here. Do you feel like the biggest dummy in the world? I would have kicked him so hard. The hardest. Tee hee shit. That was. You knew what that was going to say. No, I didn't.

She said tee hee shit. I didn't. She said. I haven't fucking listened to any of these. Don't play the other two. I want to so bad. This question is for Casey. Didn't ask a question. It's like ask Ben for me

if he's going to answer my question. Oh my God. All right. That was also not another question either. Let's keep going. Here we go.

Hey, Benedict. I'm just wondering, how can you tell the difference between a nice guy and a self-proclaimed nice guy? Thank you. Dude, was she hiding under a bed while she was recording that?

Yeah, was that ASMR? There was a robber in her house and she was hiding in the closet. Holding a gun to her head. Benedict, what's the difference between a nice guy? I don't really know. The difference between a nice guy and a self-proclaimed nice guy? I think if you're self-proclaimed

then you're not a nice guy. It's like when you give yourself a nickname. That's not your nickname. That's all of us. We were all self-proclaimed. Were we? Yeah, I mean you had to pick a side so you're self-proclaimed. Well, luckily for me, I mean, you had to pick a side, so you're self-proclaimed. Yeah, so we're just fucking, yeah. Well, luckily for me, I transitioned from an F. You reformed.

I just wear a hat that says that I'm nice. I've been hanging out with too many F boys, so I don't know what I am anymore. I feel like you're transitioning. Nicky, if you're watching this, bring me back. Let's figure it out in season three. Ooh. If I came back to the show,'d want to do it garrett dead but for the grotto like i'd want to be the grotto king you'd be good so wait you're the you're the guy with the merch by the merch people uh you're you should know the most about what a nice guy is and what's

people who wear hats that say so that's the and then self-proclaimed don't have the hats because i feel like if you're self-proclaimed you'd buy that oh yeah say hey look everyone i am a nice guy my iq is not high enough but that's what i meant okay so so the nice guy hats actually for like closet f boys yeah wow it's like a closet f closBoy. Boom. I don't really know the answer to the nice guy. All right, next DM. Let's do it. What? Hey. Hi. Imagine meeting your best friends on a reality television show. Come on.

Jeez. Is that a roast? He's roasted us. That wasn't a question at all. We're friends because they casted the same 26 douchebags for one show. And we all somehow relate to each other. Dude. Just one of us has fucking bleach blonde hair.

Imagine watching the show and then DMing us. About it. About it. I don't think it's a roast. I don't think it's a roast, really. Aw. No, it's not a roast. But it is true.

We're way too good of friends. Took that personally. It feels like we've known each other for much longer than we have. Producers are so mad. They just wanted us to hate each other. Oh, that was hilarious. That's good. That's good.

What happened was something fucked up happened, and they're like, you guys should be pissed at each other. There's money on the line. And we're like, nah, fam. I was like, I don't know. I'm just going to go make some yogurt when you guys are done talking. I was like, I don't know. I'm just going to go make some yogurt when you guys are done talking. I was like, I don't really want to burn that bridge.

I have a better connection there. I don't want to burn that bridge. We need some brogurt content. Oh, yeah. If you guys don't know, brogurt is yogurt just from your local grocery store. By Tom Carnifex. Yeah, true. Shout out Tom.

Mix in a little protein. Mix in some organic protein powder. Throw some granola on there. Stir it all together. Maybe throw some strawberries on top. That's what we call Brogurt. Whatever you have in the kitchen slash the fridge and pantry, combine those and you're good.

It was created by Tom Carnifex. I don't know why he hasn't done a TikTok about him. Dude, he got... Let's talk about Tom first. Can we hit the trombone or the tombone? No, man. The fact that he's yoked out of his freaking mind. Did you create that saying?

I don't know. The tombone. The tombone. Damn, that's good. That's good, but what's bad? You know, I like Tom. I was decent friends with Tom, and he got fucking played on that show. He got hosed.

Because you tried to steal Tamaris from him. I think he made... But they made him look so much... They made him look bad. They made him look bad. I like the way he doesn't really give a shit about it. I think he's handled it. No, he was torn up a lot.

Yeah. He was torn up, and he was like, Casey, casey i'm like dude you're a fucking good ass looking dude you're yoked as fuck you have a i mean i he had a great personality i'd like to i would funny yeah and he's one of those guys you gotta feel for because like his heart is just in the right place but like yeah that was a little much yeah tom's one of those guys like i still i still talk to tom on at least a weekly basis i basically just hit him up for workout tips. He's fucking huge now. Him and Mikey D, completely different people after this show. Mikey, the new Mikey.

That's what testosterone Mikey. Mikey cheeks can't fit through a door now. His lats are so wide, dude. Mikey D. Shout out Mikey D. Love him. Shout out. A.K. the Silver Bullet.

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D.A.K. D.A.K. D.A.K. D.A.K. D.A.K shit he looks good. He does. He's yoked. Oh the blonde. See there we go. He doesn't have. He has like a. Dude he has like a. He's a buzz cut. He came on the show with like silver hair. Yeah. He had like 15 nicknames. He's like the silver bullet. Silver bullet. He wanted to kill me. Right now. But he actually liked me. I was scared of him a little bit. I was scared of him too.

Yeah it's like you're scared of him then you talk to him and you're like oh shit he's cool. But I think he's still gonna to kill me. His girlfriend's kind of hot. When we first went to that she's, dude, she's a sweetheart. She's so nice. But no, when I first met Mikey, everyone was like him and Danny. They were talking about

Bitcoin and they were just jerseying it out. They were talking about the bars they go to in Jersey and I was like, is this? I guess this is reality TV, huh? Like, it is. Like, you've got to have a Jersey guy. And we were fortunate enough to have two. Well, I guess Danny's... They did their thing in casting.

Staten Island, sorry. Sorry, Danny. Danny's from Staten Island. Sorry, Danny. SI. Their conversations just sounded like a different language. It is. I mean, dude, you couldn't even chime.

You could not get a word. That was, like, one of the biggest things that hurt us is when they started even chime you could not get a word that was like one of the biggest things that hurt us is when they started talking you could not get a word and you're like are you talking about the girls or is this a mob hit are you seeing who has the harder new york accent like why are we competing for this that's when i first met danny it was at the baggage claim in cabo and i just said i just go so because he like saw us like figuring it out that we were on the show and he like comes over and i go you guys and he said whato and I just said, I just go, because he saw us figuring it out that we were on the show and he comes over and I go, and he said, what up? And I just go, so what part of New York are you from?

I didn't say what up. I didn't say hi. I'm from KC, bitch. Figuring out who's on the show at the airport, funnest fucking thing I've ever done. What's funny is that everyone's like, you and Garrett aren't best friends, you guys. So I literally walked into the airport to film season one, flying out of Miami, and I meet this motherfucker, tall as fuck.

I'm like, what's up, bro? Garrett goes, I spent $120,000 on prostitutes last year. I'm like, I live in my parents' house, bro. What the fuck? That's the first thing he said to you? That's such a power play. What an icebreaker. That's such a power play.

It's like like what level are you on because this is my level I live at home established and I I was like hesitant of him at first

but then we were roommates on because we had to quarantine for season one and we we shared the same balcony oh that's good so you guys had to stop filming

for a minute during season one no we it was like the first week we had to we quarantined for 19 days before I feel like we did first week. We quarantined for 19 days before. I feel like we did that too

though. For six days, not 19. It was six? 19, bro. But it felt like forever, dude. And we got out too. We shot the intro during that. We couldn't leave. It was six days? I felt like that was two years. I think it was like six. You know how they were like, you have to give us your electronics?

You guys bring other electronics and just... I wasn't smart enough to do that. I did. And then I still turned. You know how they were like, you have to give us your electronics. You guys bring other electronics and just... I wasn't smart enough to do that. I did, and then I still turned it. You caved. It's not worth it. Like, you're there for the experience. Brant had the hardest time stealing his phone back after we were eliminated.

I brought two phones. That was like the first thing they did. I was actually one of the first ones. Were you? Because when you guys all snuck out, they just gave you your phone. So you didn't steal it back. They just gave it to you.

That's right. I brought two phones and a laptop. Yeah, we're getting people in trouble talking about that. I was going to say you had your laptop. I was editing hella videos and shit in the hotel room. You were probably churning out content. Like old content, but getting it ready. Rough, dude.

What did you guys do in the hotel? Did you guys work out in there? Yeah. That was the week before the afc championship so hate the bangles but oh the other i was just watching like chiefs highlights all week dude and then i was like i watched that i re-killed i watched that game and i was like screaming of joy i think i heard you yell and second half i was just like quiet as could be but in the first half i was just like quiet as could be. But in the first half, I was just like screaming.

When we got eliminated, we just stayed at this cafe. They're a cafe right next to our hotel for hours. Unlimited tab. Unlimited tab. We just ran up the table. Really? Dude, we... You can drink?

Or there's sushi. No, I'll call you to pay for it. But who knows? It was cool, though. They had a really good selection. They had a nice little pinot grigio over there. Quesadilla went so hard. It had no business going as hard as it did.

Well, I mean, it was in Mexico. Well, that's a good point. That's valid. I hope the Quesadillas would be good. All right, let's keep going. Ayo, Benedict. Did you actually think all the girls were hot, or did you just obviously have to?

I need to pick one of them because you're on a show? Yeah, so let us know. That's a good question. You're really hot. This girl sounds hot. Was that two girls? They must be talking to Brant. Part two.

Did you only go on FBoy Island to get content for your stand-up? Do I know them? Two power questions at you. stand up oh do i know them two power questions at you uh at the beginning i was like all these girls are really pretty not sure if they're my type but you know we'll see i don't really i haven't talked to them yet so we'll figure it out and then you know they ended up being and now we're all good friends so at the beginning i didn't think great Great people, great friends. Yeah, great people, great personalities. Great people, great feet. But like if I saw them like at a place around

here, I would probably talk to them. So yeah, I was attracted to them. Why did you look at me like that? What about you guys? That was such a safe answer. That was such a political answer. I mean, I'll be honest. I know you like Luis's feet. Stop.

Didn't you have to see her face? All the girls, they're attractive. They're good looking. They would say the same thing about us. I mean, the one thing that I'll say just like first and foremost, these are three women that were hand selected for a reality TV show. Of course, they're good looking. You couldn't have picked better? Oh, sorry. Ied for a reality TV show. Of course, they're good-looking. You couldn't have picked better?

Oh, sorry. I mean, I'm just saying, of course, they're good-looking. But that doesn't mean they're going to be your type or anything like that. No, yeah. It's actually like usually it's not that way. They were super cool. I mean, Tamera has an amazing personality. Now I'm being political.

Jesus Christ. No, they were all good-looking. Why don't you just FaceTime her again, bro? Hey, Siri. now I'm being political Jesus Christ no she was they were all good looking I think why don't you just FaceTime her again bro no hey Siri text her I miss you

Siri FaceTime Tamaris FaceTime the girl that didn't give me a hundred fifty fifty bro no I'd be lying

if I said I wasn't attracted I'm just glad I've gotten to hang out with them like post show post show was a lot better to me. And that second Miami week, too. I think we all probably were even more of ourselves.

Or we just got more, like, it was 12 of us. Because you got to see what they went through on the other side. You know what I mean? And then you saw their real personalities. And they're all so nice off-camera. Mia, I was scared of on the show, low-key. Oh, me too. Low-key. I was like, damn, she's going to check camera. Like Mia, I was scared of on the show. Oh, me too. Low key.

She's like, damn, she's going to check me. I know. I know. But then off camera, I'm like, wait, you're like the nicest person I've ever met in my life. Oh, they're super, super dope. It was funny because we went to that club after the finale. Mandala.

Mandala. And Mia was like, I'm like, so who are you with? Peter or Danny? I can't tell. Because he was like dancing on both of them. And I was like. Oh, that was wild. That was wild.

And Mercedes had his shirt off. Oh, he did. That was appropriate, though. Yeah, you're in Cabo. I mean, it's always appropriate, I guess. He does it at Bottle Blonde in Dallas. I think he just runs Bottle Blonde in Dallas. I think he runs Dallas.

Everybody on the fucking show has some in at Bottle Blonde. Yeah, it's one of the locations. If that location in Chicago was still open, Nico would run that one. Nico just runs Chicago, though, anyway. He's the mayor of Chicago.

That's a guy that knows. He knows people in your city that you don't know. And that's just a fact. Oh, absolutely. Did I go on FY Island for just stand-up content? That's another question.

Did you? I kind of just went on FY Island because I just wanted to, like, do some... Yeah! That's why you go on a show like that. No, honestly, I wanted to see if that was... Benny, what did Joe say? Coach P? No, your dad.

Yeah, Coach P. Is that his name, Coach P? Yeah, I didn't tell him where I was going, dude. You didn't? No. He goes, so, where are you heading? Like, literally. I was like, I'm just going to mom's had a big ass bag wasn't it wasn't he uh promoting the show on LinkedIn yeah dude that was he was proud of me dude dude I love being on fuck boy island

my dad my dad was like doing the same thing and I was like but I knew that like my edit wasn't gonna be great anyway I thought it's gonna be better than it was but i was just like maybe like don't like tell your work friends like maybe let's chill on this like yeah maybe just like not go around saying that but uh dude are we gonna are we gonna meet joe is he coming out for a beer like for like the afternoon slate of football games of all the people i've told that you're gonna be here which is a lot of fucking people my dad cannot wait to see you guys i I love that. You texted us that yesterday, and I was like, dude, for whatever reason, parents love me, whether they're like my friend's parents

or like the girl I'm talking to's parents. Parents always love me. He's like, well, who's coming from the show? Like he's going to remember anybody from the fucking show. I was like, KC, AC from the beginning. He was wearing that salmon jacket. I'm like, yeah, you're colorblind anyway. And he goes, those are great guys.

I was like, you really paid attention, didn't you? I love it. Maybe we'll get a hug from him. No, dude. Maybe. He might touch you. Seven times touching. First time touching Ben's dad.

I need that picture. We're going to get that pic. That's actually hilarious. We got like four more. Let's go. I have a question for Casey. When are you starting your OnlyFans?

How much will it be? How much am I? Is she asking for him or asking for herself? Be more nervous. I love it. I love it. I don't know if that was a troll. Drop the link, dog. Yeah, drop the link.

Link in bio. Put it in the comments. Is your name just Casey on OnlyFans? It's actually Casey on Boy Island. Yeah, but check out my OnlyFans. Drop it in the comments. That's all we've been talking about. Mom, please don't watch my only films.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Let's keep going. Casey, are you a free man again? Wow. Decline to answer. Casey. No, he's dating Tamaris.

I am a free man. How do I answer this? Like you're in prison or something? Emotionally unavailable. Emotionally unavailable. That's a free man. How do I answer this? Like you're in prison emotionally unavailable emotionally on a that's a great great thing to say emotionally unavailable right now me and my girlfriend just broke up love her to death, but we had some

differences and by differences I mean some discrepancies so synonym for hit him with the old synonym for differences. Hit him with the old synonym. AC, your synonym rolls. You're saving me over there. I got you, baby. I got you.

AC used to be our Google on the show because we didn't have our phones. We just asked AC questions. You knew everything. I have a well-used knowledge. Can we get a question that's not for me? Nope. Would my best friend make out my sister?

I guarantee this. Yo, Benedict, my guy. Benny Cumberbatch. Was anyone trying to smoke that gas, if you know what I'm saying, Big Doug? That was incredible. That sounds like every one of my friends mixed together. Was that Noam?

Yeah, I think they're... Oh, my God. I mean, people were stoned on the show a little bit. No, not on the show when we were filming, but like at night. I don't know how we got it. Oh, Noam got it. Noam got it. Got it.

Yeah, Noam got anything he wanted. I don't know. I don't smoke weed. That's not my thing. That's not my vice either. That's not my vice. I wouldn't have been I don't smoke weed. That's not my thing. That's not my vice either. That's not my vice. I wouldn't have been able to. I think our vice is a line, Casey.

Mine's cocaine and strippers. Nope, they don't rhyme. My mom watches this and they do not align. I was wrong. I thought it was alcohol. Normally alcohol. But we...

There were some guys that smoked, but... My mom loves your content. Like, loves it. Benny's? Benny's. She literally said that yesterday. When's your OnlyFans drop? My OF? it. Benny's? Benny's. He literally said that yesterday. When's your OnlyFans drop? My OF?

Yeah. Should I? I'm funny. I think you can do an OnlyFans. We shower together. It would just have to be... It's like everyone pays like $100 for this first post. Oh, damn. Is this him doing stand-up? Delete membership. Or it's your broken

fucking toe. Oh, that might be funny. Nobody wants myup? Delete membership. Or it's your broken fucking toe. Oh, that might be funny. Nobody wants my feet. There's probably a market out there for that. People might do like that. Yeah, you can do a gag only fans of just your fucked up toes. Gag only fans. Oh, dude. There'd be some sick people out there that would love this.

All right, stop it. I'm getting hard. But yeah, people smoked on the show. I don't know. Noam got it somehow. People did it. I wouldn't have been able to do it. If I ever do it, I feel like I

feel like I'm going to be high for the rest of my life. So I'm pretty glonky. Allegedly. Pretty glonky. Feeling glonky. Dude, I would just get crossfaded in college and I was like, this is a terrible experience. Why do you guys do this? So you can't even stand up.

It's like it's miserable. Yeah. Not with the cameras rolling. All right. Last one. No, that's all we got. That's all we got. the cameras rolling. Alright, last one. That's all we got. Oh, shit. Dude, no one really did the top. That was like a first. Yeah, I'm annoyed. And the one girl did tee shit. Yeah, I think

she hit a fuck at the end of it. The one that didn't ask a question. Yeah, just butchered it. Yeah, she did not ask a single question, but that's okay. It's alright. That's okay. Yeah, boys, anything else a single question, but that's okay. It's all right. That's okay. Yeah, boys, anything else? Anything else you want to put out there before we wrap it up? I'm just excited to be here.

Casey's going to take his shirt off. I'm excited to explore Indiana land. Yeah, I can't wait to see that, actually. Yeah, if you guys are out in Indianapolis, this is going to drop after that, so never mind. If you're out in KC, though, hit me up. All right. Thank you for that, AC. That was If you're out in KC, though, hit me up. All right. Thank you for that, AC. That was moving.

Riveting. Moving! That was moving. All right, guys. Talk to you next week. Follow us on the Gram and OnlyFans. I'm begging you.

I need a blue check. But, yeah. Can we get a top fuck on three? Everybody? Three, three two one. That was hot. You have to close your eyes and you hit the fuck.