Espresso - normal things that make u wanna die

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Shot 183. Espresso podcast. I'm a just... Midwest boy! I'm just a Midwest boy! I swear to God I'm just a Midwest boy! I'm just a Midwest boy. I swear to God I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy. Give me some extra ranch. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy. And I swear I want some tenderloin.
Starting point is 00:00:28 I'm just a Midwest boy. Gonna say, oh, I'm sorry. If we're at a four-way stop, I'm definitely gonna let you go. Because I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy.
Starting point is 00:00:44 I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy. I'm just a Midwest boy Gonna say, oh, I'm sorry If we're at a four-way stop I'm definitely gonna let you go Because I'm a motherfucking Midwest boy I got a basketball hoop In my driveway I'm a Midwest boy
Starting point is 00:01:00 What can I say? Fire. Alright. You heard say? Fire. Alright. You heard that? Yeah. Yeah! Let's go! Yeah, let's go!
Starting point is 00:01:11 We got Derek James on the pod this week. You already know Derek James. Shut up. Follow him on Instagram. LOL underscore Derek underscore James. We got a hot pod, but first I have something to talk about. For 86 News, this is James Benedict. The new Buzz Lightyear movie is going viral on social media.
Starting point is 00:01:47 It's not because of the film itself, but the picture of human Buzz Lightyear circulating on the interwebs. And people are talking about his appearance and the fact that he does have hair. his appearance and the fact that he does have hair. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that seems backwards to me. They named him Buzz, which is a haircut, when in the movie the character has hair.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Shocker. It begs the question, why didn't they just name him Fuzz Lightyear? Oh, God. Yeah, right, yeah. Right, right, right. But let's get down to business here. I watched the trailer and the movie looks interesting, but in my personal journalistic opinion, to sit through the whole thing, I would probably need a buzz.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Fire. But in all seriousness, let's make this clear. I wouldn't just need a couple of beers to get through this movie. I would need infinity and beyond. This has been 86 News and I am James Benedict. So what's up, dude?
Starting point is 00:03:17 Oh, shit, man. Stayed in it. I tried to get that off my chest. That's okay. Yeah, we stayed in it. Let's do the quick, quick, quick quick quick espresso question of the week we got hey oh mayo main he's an og he's fam he joined the patreon he's fam there we go let's hear it it's clint aka hey oh mayo main uh you asked what's one thing that makes you want to roll out of a moving car. For me, it's when the person in the passenger seat is giving directions,
Starting point is 00:03:54 and instead of using their words, they point. Oh, shit. I do that. I do that. Try to be crazier than that. I do that. Say the thing. Say words. To the right be crazier than that. I do that. Say the thing. Say words.
Starting point is 00:04:06 To the right. Dude. Straight. Left. I know. I can't see you. I know yours. If I look over you, I'm going to die.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I'm trying to be safe here. This is fire. Yeah. My hands are at 10 and 2. Hey, Omeo's clutch, dude. Which. All right, wrap it up, Hey Omeo. No, no, no. The amount of beers I've had this morning. Hey, Omeo's clutch, dude. Which, all right, wrap it up, hey, Omeo. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:04:25 The amount of beers I've had this morning. Oh, let's go. Please. This guy. How did you know? Yep.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Dude, he's fired. Makes me want to die. That's hilarious. You knew it was coming. Dude, he's so good at these. I know yours.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Hey, we were, we were trying to think. I'm horrible. Well, no, here, I know,
Starting point is 00:04:43 I know yours because I experience it on a weekly basis. When i stop at a yellow downtown oh oh my god dog you can't stop it there's no yellows downtown they're just green until they're red dude you go fuck it every time i stop at a yellow you're like what the fuck are you doing go the only time i get mad dude it's a fresh yell and you're like slowing down i'm like are you crazy do you live in fishers dude you catch me you you feel me you'll be on your phone and you'll feel me slow down you go no no no go go go go go dude you hit one red light downtown fucking it's a 20 minute drive to wherever you're going dude i'm dizzy oh my god
Starting point is 00:05:25 dude i do that point thing though when people are i know you do because i'm like go right here and they're like right here and i'm like yes so i just fucking point but i always just do it with one hand that's the annoying thing like if i'm like you got to go right here i point with my left hand like you should but if i'm like you got gotta go left here i do the same fucking hand dude the most annoying this point it looks like i'm a bitch it looks like you don't want to turn left you're like i might just fucking run into traffic right here get you killed real quick that's funny bro that's fine mayo let's go all right uh esme underscore eats noodles something that's super annoying and makes you want to roll out of a car, but not that big of a deal. The thing that makes me want
Starting point is 00:06:08 to jump out of a moving car is when guys wear sunglasses on the back of their head. Actually, it makes me want to throw them out of a moving car. Let's go! That's good. My girlfriend is the same way. Bro, every girl hates that,
Starting point is 00:06:24 but every guy loves it. Why does it go hard? Dude, it's so hard. I've done it before, and it was when I was at a McDonald's with my friend. I was like, this is the time. We're about to eat fries. There is nothing better than this right here.
Starting point is 00:06:43 What? Oh, when you make the switch? When you make the switch. You make the switch to the coolest guy in the world it's always at a moment where you're like oh it's going down yeah like you walk into a party with them under the front of your head you're like oh it is kind of lit in here put them on the back what's that music where it's like like that one what am i google yeah you know every dude i literally i literally watched the tiktok 20 minutes ago you're like how do i know the sound from that tiktok though that they're using but it's like the moment it's like like uh that moment in sparta where like you don't know
Starting point is 00:07:18 any movies fucking damn we had something there but uh lost it yeah there is a sound i'm just saying there is a sound when'm just saying There is a sound When you switch it to the back It's just like in your head In your head You're like this is the moment Dun dun dun We could look up the sound
Starting point is 00:07:30 But you're just not Giving me much to work with It's fine Shazam it God damn it Whatever Every time I type a song Into Google
Starting point is 00:07:38 It looks exactly like you said Dun dun dun dun dun dun And Google knows That's how fire That's how fire That old ESPN shirt was where they did the... But it was the... They typed it out.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Oh, that was... That was fucking lit. When I was a kid, I was at one of my friend's baseball games, and he made like a really good catch, and one of the dads in the crowd goes... I was like, that's the hardest shit I've ever heard in my life. That's the hardest shit, yeah. I wish that was my dad. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:08:04 He was a fun dad too bro he bought a lot of stuff from the concession stand dad dude yeah fun dads what is it there's always like a ballpark where you grow up that just has the most lit concessions oh dude right and it's always got a baseball always your park dude zionsville uh lions park had the what they have like walking the most fire walking tacos every time every time a kid had a walking taco i was like fuck dude if i even ask my mom for that she's gonna be like no you're over there just with a hot dog in your hand just like god i want the walking dog no i didn't even get a hot dog bro no chance but if you had the fritos bag yeah i know dude with the
Starting point is 00:08:41 black on it and you're just like and you like, hey, extra pump that cheese in there. That concession stand lady was nice, too. She liked your mom and your friends with their low-key. All right, let's go to the next one. Brian Price 12. Something that's really annoying, makes you want to jump out of your car, but it's not that bad. What's up, Ben? Love the podcast.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Yes. Something that shouldn't be a big deal, but makes me want to jump out of a moving car now, is literally 10 years ago or like 11 years ago when I was a sophomore or junior in high school, and I would text, and it would just drive my dad insane. And he literally would look at me and come into my room or come downstairs and charge at me like he's an NFL coach on the sideline when they lose a challenge or if there's like a bad call yeah he would do anything for me to not have a cell phone back in the day now he would literally dodge traffic if it meant he has to text one of his friends he's always on his phone and how like dads and moms are now are just blowing up Facebook.
Starting point is 00:09:45 It just drives me insane because they used to, I used to just get scolded like for just like looking at my phone. Now they're just like the gif and texting and Facebook Kings and Queens of the world. Dude. Hypocrites. Hypocrites. But dude, why are all dads now playing those whack ass like golf games on their phones that have no fuck parents that play games on their phone? Dude, I can't stand it.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Dude, every dad is playing a baseball slash golf game that they've like. Grow up. It's free. Like they've dumped like, I don't like 3000. All the ads are popping up on it they don't know how to close them they don't they're like covering up the game they're still playing they're like downloading uh like fake like adobe software and shit they're getting mad they're just like you're like what he's like ah like bogeyed man like it sucks dude uh every time
Starting point is 00:10:40 i see like a mom in public that's like sitting on a bench waiting for something, wearing nurse clothing, I look over her shoulder. I'm like, what the fuck is she doing? She's playing Bejeweled. Yeah, 100%. With the sound on. I'm like, you're worse than your daughter. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I will say this. This is like Spitz 20 hours saving lives. It's the one thing they've got. No, I don't care. You're like, fuck. Dude. And change thing they've got. I don't care. Dude, and change your clothes. And change your clothes, yeah. Alright, let's keep going.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Stone I'm going to figure this out. Stone or mint. Something that makes you want to jump out of your car that's not that big of a deal. Let's go. Now, something that really just burst my bubble is when somebody sneezes i say bless you and they attempt to look at me and then say nothing
Starting point is 00:11:36 no thank you no nothing that makes me really... The pauses. Really, really sad. Run that back, dog. He knows something we don't. Something that really just burst my... Dude, imagine coming into a voice message like that. Somebody sneezes. And I say... He's talking like this.
Starting point is 00:11:59 And they attempt to look at me. He's shaking his head. And then say nothing. I feel like he has like a Thank you. In the middle of like painting on a camera. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:09 That makes me really It's kind of easel. Is that what you're doing? Really, really sad. Yeah, he was at Wine and Canvas while he was recording this. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:22 That guy reads. Oh, shit. That guy reads um yeah i just don't say i think it's weird to say bless you i say my roommate and i say uh shut the fuck up that's the proper thing to say yeah he's like my roommate i'll say i'll go shut the fuck up and if somebody sees this twice it's like you know you better get out get your shit if somebody remember when your fucking weird friend in like elementary school would have like a seven sneeze attack in a row and you'd be like what breed are you and you're like you got one more and you're you are gonna die yeah like i hope you get one more at this point yeah exactly you're almost dead i did
Starting point is 00:13:06 you ever did you ever hear that on the playground if you fart burp sneeze cough and come all at the same time you'll die really yeah is that like the human form of taking a screenshot on your phone on your phone. On your iPhone? Yeah, dude. Your body takes a screenshot all at once. You never heard that? No, I've heard, like, I didn't hear that saying,
Starting point is 00:13:39 but I've, like, heard people, like, almost do it. I've heard a couple, like... Oh, you've heard people almost... I've heard, like, a couple cough farts. Cough farts, yeah yeah i used to try to cover up my farts with coughs in school you can never time i was always bad at timing yeah you ever like did you did your dad ever like rip and then be like it was the chair dude my dad was i was like how much like is the does my dad go my dad go oh there must be a duck in here
Starting point is 00:14:05 your ass didn't quack i hate it when guys would say shit like that every day farted they'd be like i guess there's spiders in here huh since when would fight spiders make that noise a texas barking spider yeah did you hear about those barking spiders exactly one of my friend's dad said that and i was like i might. I'm about to call my mom. Bro, there's nothing in your refrigerator anyways. Don't worry about it. The chair thing, though. Every time, it's a chair.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I was like, do it again then. Right, yeah. You ever fart and blame it on your desk and be like, it was a desk, and then you try to make the noise with the desk? Yeah, but since when does a desk or a chair sound wet? Well, you're like... Sorry, Dad. My chair just didn't eat meatloaf.
Starting point is 00:14:56 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I've had four ring puffs. Jesus Christ. What does that have to do? In a bag of flaming hot cheetos it was the chair did the chair go to your fucking concessions day at your home ballpark in your hometown your chair had nine walking tacos walking tacos go so hard oh so if you let your kid eat walking tacos, you also...
Starting point is 00:15:26 He was also watching porn at a young age. You know what he also is? A Midwest boy! Damn. Alright. Foe underscore six. Stuff that makes you want to jump out of a moving car, but it's not that bad.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Hey, Benny. Love the show hey something that is not a big deal but makes me want to roll out of a moving car is when I have a drink sitting on a coaster this guy got all I pick it up to take a drink and the coaster sticks to the bottom of oh that is like what's what's the plan coaster that's hey he understood the assignment right no he's good that was fire read the question back read the question back always always i was the kid that like answered a question on my test and didn't write the question back again you know
Starting point is 00:16:16 you're supposed to do that oh yeah i just went right into it didn't show your work no i had dude showing my work that's that's my i don't even know how i got to this answer all right like i'll show you the first thing they say to you in hell is show your work just do it just give me the snakes or whatever you gotta do just give me show my work dude i don't know how i got it uh yeah no that is, uh, but here's also the thing. Do you know what? And I'm not a server, but this would make me want to roll out of a moving car is, uh, the guy that does this at Applebee's where the, the napkin is down and they put the drink on.
Starting point is 00:16:57 So he pulls the drink off and then salts fucking napkin and then puts it down and then has salt all around it. Yeah, it sucks, but that's a vet move that is a vet move but how much beer do you drink to know that like chill out on restaurants dude you know the salt trick right yeah you're you have a problem dude you're like i bet you know the i bet you know the heinz 57 you know you know the heinz recipe too oh that 57 thing? I remember a waitress told me that when I was a kid, and I was like, wow, I love this apple piece.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Can you be my mom? All right, let's do this one, and then we'll bounce. Dylan underscore Hausman, things that are annoying, but not really. Something that's not a big deal, but makes me want to roll out of a moving vehicle at a high speed. You're talking to a waiter, for instance, and say,
Starting point is 00:17:54 you too. They tell you to have a nice meal or the TSA agent tells you to have a nice flight. And you say, you too. It's not a big deal because i know it happens to them probably hundreds of times a day uh but in that moment i would like nothing more than to cease existing and vehicle or just otherwise off myself so that'd be my answer i did this when i
Starting point is 00:18:19 was trick-or-treating i took my dog trick-or-treating in a costume every weekend because i'm one of those kind of freaks that does that kind of thing to a dog trick-or-treating. I took my dog trick-or-treating in a costume every weekend because I'm one of those kind of freaks that does that kind of thing to a dog trick-or-treating event. Somebody said, have fun trick-or-treating to me as they handed me their candy or their dog treat and I said, you too. But they weren't trick-or-treating.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Oh, that makes sense. That's good shit, Dylan. Feel that. Yeah, no no I do that all the time I do that with I did that with happy birthday
Starting point is 00:18:47 happy birthday you too whatever man it's almost like funnier to say that than thanks right yeah enjoy your stay
Starting point is 00:18:56 you too fuck alright alright I'm leaving yeah I'm out I mean yeah you know you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:19:02 that's where you go you know you know yeah yeah we're friends now. Yeah, give me a discount. Room service. I'm calling soon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Okay. All right, let's go. Vi-vi-vi-vi-viral. But first, the Espresso podcast is brought to you by WaveOne Media. Wow. If you want to start your own show visit the wave one.com all right all right kill that every single time i got a little worried that i wasn't gonna remember the second part you really took the top off the defense on that my dad dude hashtag i will never forget seeing.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Oh, shit. Is there anything that is burned into your brain? Dude, 1997, Titanic, Rose, Jack. Draw me like one of your French girls. I'm so glad I never saw that movie. Dude, you would. So many people talk about Titanic. I'm like, I'm never going to see it. Dude.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Just because. I don't want to know. I don't want to be you know the hype yeah at this point it's all hype the hype's over well no i'm just saying that was like one of the best it was like out there for a while it was yeah and especially as an eight-year-old um but anyways that's that did i understand yeah that's pretty much something that's burned into my brain one time i was starving and my dad was like yo b i'm passing through him he had like dropped something off to me and i was like yeah he's like i got some salads for you if you want to take them and i was like yes and i grabbed the salad went up to my apartment was gonna scarf open the salad, went up to my apartment, was going to scarf, opened the salad, and one of his used emergency packets was open and all over the salad. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:20:55 So, like, he opened an emergency, put it in his fucking bottle or whatever he used, and then put it back in the bag, like on accident, and it got in the salad container. I mean, it could be worse. You're never going to're never gonna unsee that no dude it just looks so gross can you not use salad i don't like food with like packaging around it like when people are eating like a bag of starburst like a bag of starburst and they unwrap them put the wrappers back in the bag oh dude damn yeah i'll that i just couldn't unsee that i did that on the way here with what candy no with ketchup packets on mcdonald's dude i can't do that dude i yeah it's always taco bell packets in the back yeah back in the bag yeah no i love doing that like what um the worst is when you
Starting point is 00:21:39 reach back in to get another ketchup packet and you get an old one when that's that's why i don't do it where are you gonna put it on your dash low-key like in a weird like trash spot without having a trash spot you know you got a weird trash spot in your car that's like maybe that back cup holder the trash spot is the bag that i'm currently but you don't you don't you don't mix trash with your food like is that yeah you're like i'm eating out of a garbage can now yes um something and you always find one like in your door like you ever you're ever like uh like part ways with your boy you're a guy dog thanks for coming like he gets out of your car and he closes the door and all the trash from his whole days in his door and you're like you weren't gonna this feels personal i have said this happens with
Starting point is 00:22:26 everybody dude i did i'm like get your shit out of here i'll leave i will leave four san pellegrino bottles and then like a bag of lays a bag of lays found some beef jerky and then like like and then like four or five hour energies in the side of your car i'm like dog we didn't even go to the gas where did these come from you don't even have a backpack like what is going on pockets you don't even have pockets but i don't know it's kind of always a lose-lose in a car with trash because i i actually hate the mini trash bag from right my car wash or not my car is a moving trash can oh you should see my my backseat i have whoa dude whoa um okay let's move on hashtag i cannot get enough of what's something right now that you cannot get enough of dude um what's something that's got you dude you're hooked dude i mean it's just a clap just
Starting point is 00:23:39 ketchup man i was gonna say the same shit just ketchup man i cannot dude ketchup hits me at like 10 p.m dude you know i'm like all day i'm like i'm good i'm why fuck the clock strikes 10 i'm like damn i could really i could use a ketchup right now or something dude why is it why is it so good so fire by the way why are people that don't like ketchup. Oh, trash. What are... Who are you? At least give it some respect and be like, I get it, but I don't eat it. Yeah, put some respect on its name. Like, you know, it's been around. It's the OG. It's...
Starting point is 00:24:13 The person that doesn't like ketchup always buys like the Heinz condiment now that is like ranch mixed with mustard. Yeah, why are we... Who's buying this? Why is... On another episode. Why is everything being mixed with mayo right now i feel like they're just they're just like all right mix it with it worked with ketchup mix it with mayo you know dude mayo's ranch mayo's marketing team they just so many
Starting point is 00:24:38 collabs bro we got they're not turning down anybody they're like dude they're like they're like little wayne in 2007 just a feature on everybody's song you're trying to be on ketchup song this week oh my god be fired dude trying to be on mustard song dog dude if if mayo and ranch ever collab i think the world's gonna can you imagine bro i don't think i don't think we're like girls aren't gonna talk to us anymore if ray rayo ranch and mayo if rayo exists yeah we don't get any play we don't get play we're done dude it's like uh dude it's like you wanna you wanna get on that latin joint dude mayo tabasco mix it together we got you on that we got you on that latin joint you want that
Starting point is 00:25:21 sriracha next week dude they want you they want you do that why joint. You want that sriracha next week? Dude, yeah. They want you. They want you. Dude, that's... Why is everything getting mixed? Who's buying that? Who's... I don't like... Dude, mustard and mayo. I never mix sauces, dude.
Starting point is 00:25:33 It's really... You know who's the goat of all sauces? Thousand Island. You're asking... Is it? No, but that's fine. Is it? You're just so hungry that you said a thousand. Dude, I don't like mustard. Is it whack or is it no but that's fun is it you're just so hungry that you said
Starting point is 00:25:45 is it whack or is it weird it's so hunger that you're just like damn what sounds good like a thousand island catalina dude catalina was a big like uh trend for a minute it reminds my mom bought so much dressing growing up i was like shut the fuck up who's catalina i was banging catalina dude i was about to say it reminds me of my mom dude oh mom's in catalina dressing fucking fuck off match me you just like the name that's something you name a dog you name dogs after cool food you almost like. Cool foods? Yeah, like, yo, my dog Catalina.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Fucking Frank. Frank. You're so hungry, dude. Dude, I'm starving. Don't act like you're not. I'm always hungry, too. What were we talking about? The amount of times we've said dude on this podcast. You knew this was going to happen.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I know, I know. This is how we talk. Hold on, hold on. I'm doing Maniscalco. It's how we talk know this is how we talk hold on hold on i'm doing i can't i'm doing miniscalco that's how we talk that's how we talk i had something oh the the goat of all sauces which i shouldn't be answering this question a girl should because girls are sauce bitches they know sauces like if you're a girl and you don't like 17 sauces with whatever you're eating, you're not a girl anymore. Right.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Yeah. You'll get just my dad. Why do we have six nuggets and 13 sauces? It's crazy. And they just dip once and it's over. Do you really need the honey mustard? It's like girl. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:19 You do? You're going too far. Oh, my bad. Was that? No, no, no, no. They're going too far with the honey mustard. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's like your backup, backup sauce. you're going too far oh my bad was that no no no no they're going too far with the honey okay yeah like that's like your backup backup so you know you're going too too far when you just get the
Starting point is 00:27:30 straight up honey oh that's crazy who does that dude it's like i used to it's like you don't go great with this chicken nugget straight up my i gotta say my sister was on some weird shit with chicken nuggets and honey from mcdonald's like oh that's the only thing i remember growing up we'd go to drive-thru she'd be like chicken nuggets and honey and i was like that's freaky nobody else does that what is that a biscuit okay okay sorry okay the king the king of all sauces a1 yeah i'm no dude it is it is it's like the michael jordan of sauce right i get you a1's doing this a1's doing ball dude a1's playing a flu game out here a1 has a shoe line
Starting point is 00:28:20 yeah a1 has people killing themselves to get it in line on christmas damn dude a1 yeah you're right dude it's because of you ever but it can only go on one thing steak it doesn't matter you could like if i gave you a cup of a1 with a straw in it you'd be like but yeah i would it's you can tell because of the bottle the a1 bottle that thing is indestructible you could throw that across on a like off a mountain and be like bro if it ever float to the pacific ocean dude if it and a pirate would pick it up and read the note inside and be like damn i should try this If it ever popped off and you had to make a Molotov cocktail and you used an A1 bottle, just throw it at the tank.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Just... Get the Miller Lite bottles back here, dude. A1 isn't working. Shit's too fire. It's too strong, right? It's too gas. A1 strong it's too gas a1 dude fucking a1 it's in the name they do when they made it they're like called a1 because nothing's better that is some midwest boy shit i'm a midwest boy give me some a1 sauce can i get a filet with uh some1? Because I'm a Midwest boy.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Yeah, that's fire. You got another hashtag? I think it's a wrap. It's a wrap. That's the Espresso Pod shot 183 with the homie Derek James. Remember to follow him on Instagram. LOL underscore Derek underscore James. So long. So many underscores.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I basically just stopped at a yellow right there. Nice. Just called it. Join the Patreon for one extra episode a week. Subscribe, rate, review, follow on YouTube. Okay. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:30:23 We got it. I'll talk to you next week. Alright fam.

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