Espresso - opinions you get HATE for pt2

Episode Date: March 16, 2023

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having sex like once you get older like it's too much work way too much work you gotta shave and prepare you can't eat certain foods like honestly i can't be bothered at all i love that that was a good ending but for real i can't be bothered by anything. Hey, babes. Upcoming stand-up comedy shows this Thursday at the Ontario Improv in Southern California. I'll see you guys at 8 o'clock. Headlining for the second time ever. I can't wait to see you guys. Pull up Southern Cal. Kansas City, Missouri, the next Thursday.

That's March 23rd. That show. That show. All the shows are going to be wild i think i think some f boys are coming out in casey don't know don't know but i just heard uh albany new york april 6th you psychos i can't wait to see you guys there and so i i just i i can't even explain it tampa florida april 27th that's gonna be wild some f boys might be there too i don't know maybe and boston massachusetts may 4th just added uh grab ticks in the description of the podcast and maybe i'll come

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week and fat boy chat room. All right, let's get to the question. What would you get hate for if you said it out loud? Part two, dude, the first one was so good. if you said it out loud part two dude the first one was so good we just had to run it back what would you get hate for if you said it out loud for me i think i've said it before but i think if if your parents let you watch beavis and butthead as a kid you're kind of a piece of shit you were were then, and you still got it in you. Some people make like a drastic change from like, ah, that kid was a piece of shit when he was younger, to like, oh, he's a gentleman now.

He's a distinguished gentleman. There's still a little bit of piece of shit in you if you watch me. Same with South Park a little bit of piece of shit in you if you watch me. Same with South Park a little bit. Like, you're a little bit of a piece of shit. And even if you hate me for that, like, deep down, you know it's true. Let's hear yours.

What's something, if you said it out loud, you'd get some hate for? This is going to be a super unpopular opinion but i am fucking sick of seeing avocado added to things unnecessarily that is not to say if you put a bowl of guacamole in front of me i will eat that shit up all day every day that is That is delicious. Give me some tortilla chips. Give me a little scoop of guacamole. Yes. Sign me up. If you are asking me, if I want to add unflavored, unmashed, unincorporated avocado into something, go fuck yourself. It is a flavorless, go fuck yourself it is a flavorless tasteless mush by itself and i am sick of people hyping it up to be something that it's not this is the hill that i will die on it is not that good get over yourselves bro you can tell she's passionate about that shit bro you know when she was leaving that voice message she was fucking

okay and yeah you're like dude she was going in i kind of feel like i'm in trouble after hearing that i'm kind of that avocado bitch dude i'll mash up a tasteless avocado and dip rotisserie chicken in it and every time i do it'm like, this tastes like absolutely nothing, but I'm going to keep doing it. I don't know why, bro, but yeah, you're right. Avocados are like, they're kind of little, they're a little cunty. They are. They're like, I'm only good for like seven hours but like before then like good luck you're

gonna have to wait for me to be ready who knows how long i'll pay and after that i'm a complete piece of shit i'm old and black and gross and like you ever try to save an old avocado it's like all dark and shit on the inside. You try to mix it up with some like new avocado to see if it'll like, you know, even out and like it'll disappear. No. You're just dipping your chips in like this gray substance.

It is on everything. And it's nothing. How about picking avocados out in the store don't you just feel like i pick avocados out in the store like zero people have ever done it in their lives like i'm the first one to do it every time dude i touch fucking 67 avocados no no no if somebody watched me pick out an avocado they'd be like just fucking pick one bro i i might be it might take me 34 minutes to pick out an avocado because who knows oh this one looks good you have yet cut it open at home. It looks like a cemetery inside. You're like, yeah,

I'll put this gravestone on my chips. It is such like a, it's such a trend. Oh my God, avocado toast. Not even that good. It's not. It's kind of nothing. What do you want to put on your toast? What do you want to put on your toast actually deep down what do you want to put on your toast some strawberry jam or some avocado that you have no idea why you put it on Dude, jelly on toast is like, oh, oh. And then one day some fit bitch just invented avocado, slapped it on some toast, and it became the hottest breakfast shit you've ever heard of in your life. It's not that good. I hate to say it, but I'm like, dude, I'm a victim.

I am. I'm a victim of avocado if you or one of your loved ones are a victim of avocado usage that's me bro i'm calling that number on the hotline and like you have to eat the whole avocado you know yeah at one time like i've been going through an avocado and I'm like, damn, I don't even want the rest of this, but what am I going to do? It's going to go bad in 17 seconds.

It's kind of a problem. Just keep going. Everyone, something I would get hate for is I don't like chocolate candy. I don't know why. It just leaves a terrible taste in my mouth. So it's just kind of gross.

You just got to deal with it, baby girl. I think you're lying to yourself. You're telling me if there's not a little fun-sized Twix just kind of laying around? I don't even care if it's from 2013 and it's disintegrating. You're not going to eat that? It's gross.

I don't care what kind of kid. Dude, I could, it could be a Necco tablet. You ever see those? Those Neccos? I used to walk by those Neccos when I was a kid and I was like,

what the fuck? I used to think there were like those Alka-Seltzer things you put in your water and it like, you know, Alka-Seltzer things you put in your water. And it like, you know, Alka-Seltzer is some old ass shit. I was like, are those those? Are those those?

I could see an old Necco tablet laying around and I'd slap that bitch on my tongue. I don't care. It's candy? Give me that. If you don't like chocolate candy I don't know I don't know about that yeah it leaves a weird taste in your mouth it's part of the deal

you think if I eat four payday candy bars it's not going to leave a bad taste in my mouth yeah it is but going down that taste is good the amount of times i've left a twix in my car with the sun beating on it and the twix is all liquid with a little bit of crumbles in it and the wrapper i can feel it and i'm like ah shit and then i leave it in my car again and let it harden and then eat it. And it's just like,

uh, it looks like, uh, I don't even, I don't even know. It looks like something from like the ocean floor. When I, when I bring it out of the wrapper,

I'm like, Oh, it looks like coral. I'm like, yeah, I'll take it. That's how we do it. I think you're lying.

Let's keep going. I think brunch is the absolute worst thing to go to you get cheap champagne in your mimosas that you are paying over twenty dollars for i like this it's the kitchen getting rid of food before it goes bad i think it's the most pointless fucking meal ever brunch really had a glow up didn't it for a while i didn't my family did brunch on christmas and i thought it was a thing that our family made up i was like oh that's that's pretty like uh catchy grandma in between breakfast and lunch she was like yeah i was like that's cool that's thing. And then people started saying brunch. Like, oh, it's got a brunch.

I was like, fuck. My family's a fraud. And I kind of thought they stole it from my grandma for a minute. I was like, you guys took brunch from us. I'm such a little bitch. I think everything's stolen from me. If I'm missing anything, if I misplace anything, I'm like, who's at my house last

i stole it i thought someone took i thought we copyrighted brunch brunch tm from the polizzi family it is kind of played though i'm never hungry then let's go to brunch. I'm like, it's too early and it's too late. I don't know how, but it is. I've never been like brunch. Yes. I'm a, that's always the time of day where I'm like,

nah, 2 million things going on. It's always, what is it? Is it at like, is that noon? Cause one o'clock is lunch and 11 a.m. is like still breakfast.

I don't know. Maybe it's just like eating breakfast food later in the day. It's all about, it's all about breakfast for dinner though. Can we start that trend? That's, that's what i'll hop on dude fuck brunch dinner can we start dinner breakfast for dinner the amount of times i asked for that like for my birthday what do you want for your dinner? Dude, just had it was just seemed insane to eat a waffle

and bacon at like 8 p.m. I'd be like I thought a chopper was going to come over my house and policemen were going to rappel down from it and like break into our windows get on the ground you can't have breakfast for dinner it's too late it's too flashlights in their one hand the gun the other hand get down get down

just shooting at the iron cast skillet with bacon in it. Get on the ground. Everybody. Let me see your eggs. Let me see your fork. Is there a sausage? Let me go. Get the fuck on the ground.

Shooting sausage patties out of my hand. Are those cheese on those eggs? Lock his ass up, Jerry. It seems so naughty, bro. Breakfast for dinner is the goddamn sexiest thing you can do to me. Oh, hey, I bought some lingerie. Hey, you want to see it on me? you can do to me. Oh, hey, I bought some lingerie.

You want to see it on me? And I made breakfast for dinner. Oh, my God. Okay, I'll be right there. Just keep going. I know they're in a downturn but someone has to say it yes girl scout cookies are trash somebody had to somebody had to because we all know we all know we all know are they that good all right if you go into a store and you see girl scouts at the door selling cookies i'm crop dust and i'm grabbing some

oreos and walking right back out the exit. Oh! Hey, Girl Scout Cookies, make Oreos. Make a good one. Make a good one. Samoas? That's what's holding up the fort? Thin Mints, though. Shut up.

Thin Mints are so whack, you gotta put them in the freezer and shit. That's how you know. That's how you know they're not good. You gotta put them in the freezer and shit that's how you know that's how you know they're not good you gotta put them in the freezer and change the whole chemistry of it ah fuck put them in the freezer i guess what can make these better samoa's bro get out of here samoa's think they're the god of cookies. They really do. I'm like, okay. There's like, there's literally when you open the Samoa box and pull the tray out, there's like five. I'm like, you guys think you're like that?

That you can just sell me a box of five? Every time I open a box of Samoa, it's less and less rows and shit. I'm going to go get some Girl Scout cookies, open the Samoa box. There's going to be one cookie in that bitch. Just on a throne with a crown and a fucking goblet. What'd you

like? Throw that bitch right in the trash. Girl Scout cookies. And they're always like they're annoying. I'm like, no, I kind they're annoying. I'm like, no. I kind of feel bad. I'm like, I'm good. You guys only know how shitty those cookies were.

Tag alongs. I don't know. If I see a table of Girl Scouts selling cookies outside of the store and I'm walking in the store to buy anything. I'm just I'm getting I'm saying oh yeah Girl Scout cookies. Thanks for the for the reminder that I need to buy EL fudge cookies right now. Thank you. Yeah, I don't really they're always in the wrong they're setting up in the wrong spots too they really are hey girl scouts set up outside of a bar i know you gotta have a mom there too and shit have like three moms there and just slaying cookies

don't set up outside of a grocery store because i already bought all the cookies i want dude if i walked out of a bar and saw girl scout cookies well one yeah obviously i would buy them then because i would be out of my mind but yeah i'd go in on that. Seven bucks or whatever? That's the only time I'd buy them. I'd have to be drunk and insane to buy Girl Scout cookies.

Just keep going. What's the thing you get hate for if you said it out loud? Alright. Alright. C-Express Niche feels me on this one. Niche.

I hate glazed donuts. They suck. Doesn't taste good, and it's just a bunch of fucking sugary fat. Like, if you put some custard, put some jelly put some jelly uh-huh some chocolate in

there we're good but most annoying thing about being in an office is all they have is shitty coffee lipton iced tea and they'll have glazed donuts. Why do they only have the worst things? It's so baseline shit in an office. We can't get anything good because fucking Cheryl might not like it and this bitch is allergic and your ass won't shut the fuck up. So we're going to get everything that's just default.

There's more. Also, how the hell is it considered breakfast food don't ask me I do not know okay that is weird why are doughnuts breakfast they're low-key they are uh is it called a cream puff remember cream puffs those kind of took off one year i think i i think i might have been addicted to cream puffs but it is they're just big cream puffs it's all this you don't eat cream puffs in the morning you fucking psycho well yeah you do When they're from Dunkin' Donuts. They're really not that good when you think about it. Maybe because they're so plain and you can like dip them in shit, you know?

Like a hot glazed donut, it has to be hot. If it's a room temp glazed donut, just fucking jump out the window. There's no use. Donuts after a certain time are just dead but yeah glazed donuts really uh i never thought of it like that they're kind of just boring if you're gonna give me a donut like i i do i went through that last week and i had i had cheat day and i ate donuts and the glazed one was the worst because i was like there's nothing to it

like i want all the other ones with all the shit on them they are kind of like uh all right next that's what glazed donuts are they're like what's the next one let's keep going i was at the bar yesterday and i said out loud to my friend wow it's refreshing to hear people say retarded again i'm glad that never died man we had this teacher that she literally brainwashed me bro if you said the r word see you fucking never and that's when the r word was hot it was peak r word and she had a son that was mentally challenged and bro it was like it was really hard to not say it. Sometimes it just, sometimes it hits, man, those words, you know? Throw a gay around sometimes.

Sometimes shit's just gay. You know, like when it works, it works. And when it fits, it is like, yeah, you know what? That is gay. There's a lot. It's going to come back. It all comes back. We'll be saying our word. We'll be saying our word soon.

That's what my dad would say. I have been hearing some people sprinkle it in though. And I'm like, can you say that? Can you say that? Can we do that? Can we do that again? Can we say our word? I think I said fag every other word when I was in high school.

Which is what we did. You douchebag. Nah, dude. Everybody said it. That's crazy we would call each other that like at every moment just walking into a room 15 teachers and one of my friends what's up ag it's wild yeah bro it's coming back

we'll see let's keep going so the thing that I hate that I shouldn't say out loud well there's like three first of all there's bachelorette parties why do i have to pay for it it's fucking annoying oh number two your pets i don't care about your pets i love my pets but i

don't care about your pets especially if it's dogs i don't i don't like dogs they're too much in my space get away from me they're huge and also having sex like once you get older like it's too much work way too much work you gotta shave and work. You got to shave and prepare. You can't eat certain foods. Like, honestly, I can't be bothered at all. I love that. That was a good ending. But for real, I can't be bothered by anything.

For real, I can't be bothered by anything. Dude, I saw a video of some people having sex in like a train in New York City train. And I was looking at it and I was like, all I could think about was I've never wanted to have sex that bad in my life. To do it on a train? Do you have to be at... Oh, right now! Like, who are you, bro? Chill out and just wait. You have to do it right here on a train?

I like doing it in public places. Shut up and wait till you get home. You can't always have what you want on a train. Weird as hell. Okay, you used to watch Thomas the Tank Engine when you were a kid too bad wait till you get home do it while Thomas the Tank Engine

or Train Engine I don't even know the fucking name of the show is on TV or something oh my god I love trains I need to do it on a train dude people are so weird get in life what'd she say oh bachelor parties yeah bachelor hey how selfish can you be my bachelorette party is in another country. You come in. In another fucking country. I don't even care.

I don't even care that you're getting married and you're inviting me to another country. And it's not even the wedding part. part you just you just think i sit in my room and look at the wall all day and make millions of dollars doing it even if i did that i wouldn't say yes i'd keep staring at the wall throughout the whole bachelor party whole bachelor party people having fun Dancing and shit In Venezuela or something Me Having the time of my life This is great This is all I wanna do

All I wanna do Is stare at the wall I got a feeling That I'm not the only one All I wanna do Is stare at the wall i got a feeling i'm not the only one all i want to do is stare at the wall because when the sun comes down i'm never going to your bachelor party all that money all all that travel. Who do you think you are? Dude, if LeBron James was like,

come to my bachelor party. It's in Europe. I'd be like, uh, I mean, I might have to do some shit that weekend. You know? I hate to just keep dissing LeBron's plans, but like... Bro, that's a lot of shit, man.

Another country? Oh, let me get my passport. My friend that I kind of don't really talk to that much is getting married. Another country? Oh, let me get my passport. My friend that I kind of don't really, like, talk to that much is getting married. Slice my head off. First of all, getting married, nobody cares. I hate to be that guy, but no on oh my god we're getting married hey we fucking know it wasn't just a blind shot in the dark that you're getting married you've

been dating for seven years we know well people that don't like certain toppings or condiments or just food in general are so freaking annoying. Like, no, Vanessa, you're not going to die because you eat this freaking tomato that's on your hamburger. You know, it's acceptable for kids under the age of like six to not like tomatoes or onions. But like you're telling me you're 29 years old and you can't eat a tomato. Like, get over yourself. Oh, shit, bro. That is so funny. years old and you can't eat a tomato like get over yourself oh shit bro that is so funny

I never thought about that people that don't like onions and shit hey just fucking live a little I can't eat it there's man dude i will fucking take down a jar of mayonnaise if it's on my burger i'm not asking to send that shit back

that's so wild hey just eat it and shut the fuck up i can't i can't yeah people really don't like tomatoes. What is it? Am I the only person that'll, like, eat anything? I swear to God I'll eat anything. Don't care. I'll eat it. Or I'll try it at least. You know, you got that one friend that you're like he's not eating that he's one of those guys that like just doesn't eat everything just fucking eat it you're 30

that is wild yeah who cares just eat that shit just eat that shit a couple more couple more couple more keep going i think creed and nickelback are top five bands if they were to go in concert how many divorced cross tattoo dads are coming out to see that an infinite amount dads are coming out to see that an infinite amount it's so true i think people uh i don't think it's true i like that's a true statement but i don't think people really dislike creed and nickelback i heard a creed with arms wide open that song sl slaps. Until the time I'm gone. Welcome to this place I'll show you. Listen to that shit on the car, in the car. Listen to that song in the, with arms wide open. Why does he say open like that? Open. Ha ha ha ha ha! The door! The door right here! Yeah, the air

conditioner's on. Don't leave it open! Why does he say open like that? With arms wide open! It's stuffy in here! Yeah yeah the window right there i want it open welcome to my house i open everything

are you tired are you tired yeah i'm a little tired i can tell your eyes are barely open oh shit bro listen to that song in the car while you're driving and it's 9 52 p.m and you're going anywhere just just drive to a walgreens with that song on it'll change your entire life you'll have a new job the next morning oh my god yeah the hood of my car i don't know something's wrong like my car needs oil or something i just can't get the truth i can't get the roof of my car upon until the sunlight that guy fucking that guy fucking rocks bro like there's nobody else that just rocks kid rock kind of rocks i mean he knows he does obviously but like the guy the guys from nickelback and creed and shit they literally fucking rock bro you rock you ever say that to somebody oh that's your no nobody ever says that but you know what

i mean like they really do let's rock and roll they're really doing that shit they're rocking and rolling welcome to open yeah the jelly it's my favorite kind of strawberry. I just can't get the jar. Opon. I can't get it. Opon. Help me get this Opon.

They're not. Yeah, they're closed. I pulled up to the store and they're closed. They're not Opon. Oh, shit. Something that I think I'd get hate for saying that kira knightley is not a good actress and she always looks like she's smelling a fart damn it here we go what's her name i think even if i watched every one of this lady's movies i wouldn't still not know who she is because she's not in the marvel

universe and that's the only thing i know and she's not on rocky for kira kira sounds like a dog name nightly there we go there we go shit my first thought was she kind of looks like my sister oh wait that is my i'm just kidding i don't know i can't dude i don't think any actresses are actually that like uh attractive because they are you know celebrities are just normal ass people to me. People are like, oh, who's your celebrity crush? I'm just like, they're all just like normal.

I don't know. I think girls that are like that are in Indiana are like better looking than a lot of actresses. I'm like, Jesus Christ, who is that? She on E or something? Nah, she's just a fucking waitress. We're at Outback steakhouse i'm like oh anyway can i have a blooming onion i don't know yeah they all look just normal to me

yeah you you right, girl. You're right, girl. Shit. Skika. Skika. The Office isn't funny. It's dry and makes me uncomfortable to watch, honestly. Yeah, a little bit. I've tried to watch it. And I think that one dude is kind of funny sometimes. But The Office, the TV show, is so quiet. I tried to watch it and I was like...

I'm like, it's way too quiet in here like when you're in a room watching trying to watch the office and there's like four other people in the room i'm like i hope i don't fart because like literally the half the town's gonna hear it it's so quiet i could never dude i know seinfeld's funny and i still can't watch it i'm like yeah i can never get hooked on a show like that man i wish i could so i had something to fucking do at night all i do at night is look at tiktok and eat everything in sight maybe if i had a show i still wouldn't be able to watch a show and I'm like too late on all this shit you know just go up to some random person watching friends they're like okay what is it 2001

yeah I've never seen a clip of that show that's funny i know it probably is funny because why the fuck would everybody like it but i've never seen anything about it that's funny ever but it's every meme so they did something there's so many shows that aren't funny that people are just just love i'm a big king of queens guy yo i thought that when that show came on i thought it was a special treat i was like oh my god it's on it's on it's really on that guy kevin james is funny his wife was like hot and funny and like i'm like how are they together you know just how are they together the grandpa like it was funny a dude in uh what was it uh my wife and kids with marlon wayans that show when that show was on i was like everybody shut up

that show is amazingly funny every single time i was like this is hilarious but all those other shows that get all them all more they get so much more credit they're not funny it's weird i'll show you everything all right so opinion that would get me hate is chicago pizza sauce chicago pizza it's not a freaking pizza not a pie it's a casserole that is it now it is good. Chicago pizza, it's not a freaking pizza. Not a pie. It's a casserole. That is it. Now, it is good for what it is. It's a nice casserole. It's pretty good for that, but it's not a pizza.

I'm from New Jersey where we have real pizza. Even past there, New Haven, Connecticut, the Mecca. Shout out to Sally's and Modern and Pepe's for the white clam pie. But yeah, Chicago pie, the fish is garbage trash so i'm pretty passionate about that and that's it boy

he's passing shorty on the taha fuck he is she she didn't she didn't taha fuck today but my dog right here he taha he taha fucked like it was a creaky door in a haunted house oh my god that door oh my god the door what's happening it's all punning that was his taha fuck he's a human door he just turns into a door you know he was driving while he left that voice message and if you're at a red light and you turn and look to him at the time he said you would just see a wooden door behind a steering wheel yeah deep dish pizza uh i've tried it everybody's tried it because you're like what's going on with deep dish pizza it's got it's got the alliteration you're trying it it's from chicago seems exotic you're trying it and you had it and you're like

kind of weird it's kind of weird i don't have any i'm like a basic bitch when it comes to pizza i don't really have a favorite one like if there was a chicago deep dish pizza like on my counter when i walked in my apartment i'd be like i'm eating this but there could be a little caesar's pizza on there could be a mexican pizza on my counter any type of there could be a little Caesar's pizza on there. Could be a Mexican pizza on my counter. Any type of pizza. There could be a Lunchables pizza, Lunchable on my counter. I'd be like, yeah, I'm eating that.

It's like trash, but it's not actually trash. You know what I mean? Any pizza, I'm like, I'm eating that pizza. I'm eating that. A Play-Doh pizza. I'm like like i'll probably try a fucking pepperoni a little pink little slice on top yeah i'll try that is it toxic or non-toxic oh shit that's it welcome to this motherfucking place i'll show you everything here we go one more the whole foods prepared food and like that hot bar is so gross and so overpriced i don't understand why people buy that crap

just meal prep it's that easy just meal prep. It's that easy. Just meal prep. Oh, my God. If you said that to me face to face, I would have to shoot you with a shotgun. I can't. Dude, it's... I had Whole Foods hot bar on Thanksgiving Day. I went to Whole Foods, and it had literally everything I wanted.

Stuffing, turkey, gravy, vegetables. I was like, whoever made this, step forward. And three Mexican older women stepped out of the back with hairnets on, and I kissed them all in the mouth. They're my grandmas now. It's the only thing I eat.

The only thing I think about is Whole Foods hot bar. I wake up, and I'm like, I wonder what they're going to have on. If it's the same thing from the past three days, I'm going to eat that because it's good every time it is overpriced but uh i mean it's right there and it's so good it's it's sometimes it's 32 and i'm like i'm eating all $32 right when I get home. It's that good. And plus my grandma's made it. All of them.

So good. Damn, why is it bad? He must have had a bad round. I've had a bad round, but I came back strong. I was like, I believe. I believe. In WF Gang. I was like, I believe, I believe in WF Gang.

I'm about to go there right now. And if it like kind of, if they don't have what I want, I'll just grab a tis and I'm out. Tissey tis. All right, fam, that's it. I'll see you guys tonight in Ontario, California. you can't make it it's too bad you have to nah man I can't wait thank you guys so much for listening

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