Espresso - psycho stuff your parents did 2 you

Episode Date: April 21, 2022

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Espresso shot 207. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Espresso shot 207 with my homie Nate Robinson. Not the basketball player, but he goes hard. I call him Robbie. Hey, here I go. Here I is. It's your boy Nate Dawg. I don't bout my beds with my guy, Big Ben. We out here dropping them sins.

Nigga, we ain't in church no more. I already know how I got to go. Man, I freestyle and I bust it down like your last little hoe. See, I come from the east side and I don't play. With my Johnson out, put it on her face. Okay. I don't play no games. Uh-uh.

Come through in the rain. Say what? Best have my gas money and better give me the damn change. Cause man, when I go ham, espresso, goddamn, get you a cup and get on fucked up. It's 420.

We about to get high. My man Nate Robinson, we go to the sky. Espresso. There it is. That's an espresso shit. Espresso. There it is. Oh! That's an espresso shit. Espresso.

Yeah. Drinking on that shit. Espresso. You know we gotta take that shot. Espresso. Take a little cup, let's get fucked up now. Uh. Back at it again, man.

He had to ask me once. So I came back with my little buddy in that joint. And I don't play no games. Hand fix at Shaq's thumbs. Y'all ain't know, man, I got to get that shit. And I've never been on the run. Fuck what they talking. Cause, man, I'm that man.

I put that shit all in her fucking hands. Go ahead and rat-a-dattles. Say what? And go ahead and ski-walk Don't know what them damn words mean But I best believe it's gon' drop Bitch How you a little bit of espresso?

Shh Put it in your cup, let it fuck you up like Uh How you a little bit of espresso? Yeah Put it in your cup Let it get fucked up Come on

Okay Hey See we know how to do this Yeah I said three words Hey you was good though Them three words meant something We got my boy

Nate Robinson On the pod Comedian from Indie What's up What's cracking with you man? I appreciate you for finally Reaching out to your brother man You've been asking me for like

Two and a half years I know I was thinking A little racism for a second I'm like Oh come on Benjamin Come on But he finally put me on

It's been a dick to you I know My hairline has receded a little bit And I'm here though I'm here I'm here Dude somebody I was at a club in Orlando And and the dude wrote a check to me,

and he wrote my name B-E-N-E-D-I-C-K. Benedict. I was like, was this something I said? I was like, damn, I've never had that one. I feel like I have to go by it now. You sometimes got to. I thought that was your name for a second. I was like, oh, Benedict.

You're like, well, that's different than what you've been saying? I was like, that's why I've been on the show. Okay. Ben a dick. He's Ben Dickin. Okay. Bendy Dick. No, but follow Nate at NateSkateComedy.

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And let's get to it, man. Let's get it. We got a thick show. A lot to talk about. But first, I have a little bit of news. For 86 News, I am Johnson. And I'm Dick Thiem Norman.

Breaking news here, folks. This just in. An autopsy finds a Maryland man with 124 snakes in his house, and he died of a snake bite. What? Yeah, get that. He was found dead at his home alongside 100 caged snakes.

What? Yeah, and he was found with accidental snake envenomation. Oh, excuse me. Okay. Found it out. And he was found with accidental snake envenomation. That's a big word, and that's a lot of trouble he was in. I mean, 124 snakes, and he died of a snake bite? That man just made history. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, my God.

Oh, wait a minute. Oh, what is this then? After he was bit, we can only assume he was pretty rattled. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This right here, this is something else that's just come in just now. This is late breaking. This is hot, people.

It says here, his two favorite songs while he was alive were White Snake and Poison. Oh god. Wait, wait, wait. Oh yeah. Wait, wait, wait. We asked about his relationship with the snake that bit him, and he went on to say it's his main... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, in all seriousness, let's get back on track here. Okay, all right. It says here, this story is going to stop right there. Yeah. Because it doesn't have any legs.

Oh, jeez. Oh, for 86 News, I am Johnson. And I'm Dixie Normus. Oh, Dixie. Oh, God, Dixie. Woo! Man, I like that one. All right, let's get into the espresso question of the week.

This week, it's what's the most psycho thing your parents ever did to you? Will you got something? Wow. I mean, I have my mother and my father they've been married for over 40 42 years going on 43. In a row? Man in a row. My daddy did not pull out and leave y'all. There's black American dads out here that stick around. I think the most psychotic thing that ever happened was like we'd be asleep and that's the only time they were like

really argue. Oh they are they saved it until you guys went to bed? Hey, look. My daddy... He's going to be shitty when he hears this shit. My dad, I don't know what it was, man, but I guess he came home super duper late, and my mom was just shitty. And she was yelling. And I was like, fuck you.

Fuck you, too. And then all you heard was a pot go... A pot? Like somebody just... Your mom threw a pot. My mom smacked him in the head with his pot. My daddy woke up the next morning had this big ass thing on his head.

He was like, Dad, what happened? He was like, man, your mama knocked all the cheating out of me. He didn't even make up a story. Just straight up. How old were you when you heard that shit? I was like 10. Your mama knocked all the cheating out of me. I'm like, what was you cheating on?

He's like, yeah, you don't get it yet, son. Cheating on what? A test? Knocked all the cheating out of me. That's a good-ass story, though. Oh, man, my dad's going to kick my ass. That's good. Good for your parents.

Nah, he ain't going to say shit. Nah, they don't give a fuck to him. All right, let's get into these. First one, from Anonymous. Golly. What's the most psycho thing your parents ever did to you? So mine's like an after-school special. My buddy and I got out of high school, and he said,

hey, you want to roll around and smoke a bowl? I said, sure, let's roll around, smoke some weed, and have a good time. So I go out with him. smoke and you know I get home and I'm bebopping around making some chicken nuggets maybe a peanut butter and jelly that kind of thing and my mom asks me did you forget something and I said nope and she said well you were supposed to pick your cousin up after basketball practice and take them home. And so I immediately got really worried. And she sets down a drug testing cup right in front of me and says, all right, I'm going to need you to go take a drug test. So I take the cup in. I'm freaking out.

I go ahead and do the test anyways. She takes the cup, sends it out, mails it to wherever it needs to mail to. And then she gets the results back. And it's positive for marijuana, obviously. And she goes ahead and tells me, just tell me who it was that you were smoking with. And I won't, you know, I won't tell him. I just want to know who it is so I can keep track of you and that kind of thing. So I tell her, but I tell her it's actually my best friend because i know she's not gonna you know get him in trouble um instead of the guy that i actually

was smoking with which was kind of just like a an acquaintance type person and so immediately as soon as she's done telling me she's not gonna tell him she calls my best friend's mom and tells her that i was smoking with her son. There's too many people in this. And he was going through some crazy stuff with probation and stuff at the time. What up, girl? So they lose their minds and drug test him. Well, he actually passes his drug test.

So A, my mom's pissed at me because she thinks I'm lying. She caught me testing positive for marijuana. And B... God, he just hijacked me being testing positive for marijuana and B. God, he just hijacked this podcast. Keep going. Keep going. Let's finish it up. Now my best friend hates me because he, you know, had to take a drug test. Somehow he passed it. He was smoking at the time. Um, but I think he had like fake urine or something that he used. So I've got pretty much everybody pissed at me because my mom went psycho about some marijuana in high school.

Fun fact, mom eats gummies and partakes in THC now. So it's all kind of a joke anyways. Jesus Christ, bro. It was a good story, though. That was a long story. Yeah, I fell asleep three times. No shit, bro. I can't talk for that long.

Man, I know. I can only listen to that if I'm high One time But nah he snitched like a motherfucker You got any drug test stories like that? No I got drug tested in college once It was the weirdest thing

Cause the dude like in college Cause it was like for like Enhancements, physical enhancement stuff. Right. And the dude had to watch you pee to make sure you didn't have a fake dick. What the fuck? Did he hold it too? No, bro.

Dude, his eyes were a foot away. And I was like, you expect me to pee? Your head is right next to my dick, bro. I could not pee. So he goes, I got it. I got it. He goes over to the sink and starts messing with the water. Thinking, if I hear water, I could not pee. So he goes, I got it, I got it. Goes over to the sink and starts messing with the water, thinking

if I hear water, I'll pee quicker. What? He's got like a rhythm. He's starting to put a beat down. I was like, what are you doing? All of a sudden, I was like, oh, you got me, bro. He's like, I was like, you're weird.

Oh, God, that feels good. Turn that hot water on. He's like, motherfucker. I was like, you're weird. Oh, God, that feels kind of good. Let me use this. Turn that hot water on. Squeak that faucet again for me. No, I ain't got no weird drug test. I mean, every time, like, my brother never smoked weed ever. So anytime I ever need piss for, like, a job or anything, I just had him pee for me. He always like, Nate, what am I peeing for? And I just give him $20.

Like, I don't need to know. So they give you a container and then you just pee in it and then send it back? That's what I used to do. I used to always buy hand warmers. You know what I'm saying? Because it had to be a certain temperature. Heat it, piss, it should still be hot. Put it in a condom.

Tie the condom up. Take the condom with me and then I have to put the condom underneath my and then take the condom with me, and then I have to put the condom underneath my nutsack with the heat warmer. Oh, you're good. It's just hot. You know what I mean? I'm hot dicking right now.

You're a sweaty ass interview, bro. I'm hot boxing for real. I'm hot boxing. We were going to hire him, but his ass was all sweaty. I get in there and have me a little pick. Wink. Boom. Boom.

But I remember this one time, though, and the girl that was drug testing me, I went to high school with her, so like, look, she was like, oh my God. She was like, oh my God. I'm like, what's up, man? You know I'm about to pass, right? I need you to take this shit.

I'm like, all right. So I tried to do the same thing, and it bust. It bust all over my leg. And I had on some gray sweatpants, too. I'm trying to show the penis print. That's when the penis print was popular back then. I put the penis to work right there. I just had gray sweatpants on before this.

I was like, I better change. I walked out. I was like, just give me like $30, and I'll just make sure I ain't see shit. I'm like, why you didn you say that shit in the beginning? That shit exploded all over your pants, bro. Hey, bro, I had this water barrel.

You had your brother's piss all over your great sweatpants. All my fucking great sweat, bro. And it was like, it's like alive, too. It's like all running down your leg and shit. Like, oh shit,

this shit's alive on my leg. What the fuck? You got the hand warmer temp piss. Hot piss. You got the cinch in your leg hairs. Right, hot piss. You got one bare leg. Oh my God hand warmer temp piss. Hot piss. Cinching your leg hairs and shit.

Right. Hot piss. You got one bare leg. Oh, my God. That was horrible. That was horrible. And I'm mad I just told that to you. You're over two, bro.

Your dad's going to whoop your ass in that girl. I'm not sounding like that guy right now. You just ratted. Just ratted two people. I'm calling him a snitch, and I didn't snitch this shit out. Damn. Fuck it. All right snitch this shit out. Damn. Fuck it. All right, let's keep going.

Yes. What is the most psycho thing your parents ever did to you from Anonymous? Another Anonymous. On an all new s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-spresso therapy session. Yeah. We're going to talk about the four hours of being locked in the garage there's some serious trauma there i don't even know if you know how fucked up that actually is damn well um i actually have an over reaction one as well. If my mom found one piece of clothing in my hamper that was inside out, she would lose her fucking mind.

Whoa. I mean, if she would find one piece of clothing inside out, I'm talking crying, screaming, and it's like she was slapped in the face or something. And also, it could still get washed if it's inside out. The soap will find its way through. I think it'll be okay. Yeah, so I learned not to do that. Otherwise she'd really sock it to me. Oh god, Dixie!

That was definitely one of those laughs right there. My man didn't want to tell his dad. Dog, that makes sense though. Because when I'm going to fold socks and i get my laundry out of the dryer those bitches are all inside out i'm like why didn't i just it's like cardio doing socks bro oh my god i don't know i just grab them just put them in there shit they always mismatch and i feel like i always lose socks every time i drive yeah i kind of gave up on them but that's true bro but he was talking about in the beginning of that he was talking about being

locked in the garage my dad did that to me. For real? Are you laughing about that shit? Because I didn't give a shit. He knows I didn't give a shit. I was a little asshole growing up. All the shelves in my refrigerator were loose as shit. I don't know why. But my dad opens the fridge hard as shit, macho style.

All the shelves fall down, down bro there's jelly jars and butter all over the ground and shit i was laughing my ass you know all the shit in the side of your fridge sriracha mustard all that shit was just all over the ground fucking broken blueberry jelly bro i was laughing my ass off my dad locked me in the garage for four hours damn that's child abuse oh my goodness well i was like doing shit in the garage you know when you're a kid you just like start making up games and shit. Yeah, you're probably shitting. And it's not like I couldn't get out of the garage. I know why I just didn't hit the button. It must have been

like cold or something. I don't know. Your dad is a killer. Was he in Taken? That's some Italian shit. Yeah, straight up. He played in Taken. I have a special set of skills. And one of them's locking the fucking door.

Hey, that's crazy. Wise guy. You a wise guy, man. Alright, let's keep rolling. What's the most psycho thing your parents have ever done to you from Anonymous? Let's get it. Okay, so the most psycho thing

my parents ever did to me was once when I was a teenager, I said something smart-ass to my mom, and she got mad at me, and she asked me if I had done all my chores like I was supposed to. Of course, I said no. So she goes upstairs, grabs my laundry basket, brings it out on the porch with the detergent, and says, you better get a hose. porch with the detergent and says, you better get a hose.

She let me bring it in like two hours later, but I thought that was a bit of an overreaction. Oh, so she had to do her own laundry is what you're saying? Oh, wow, that's not nothing. That's what happened. Like, the way she came in, I'm thinking like, oh, she's about to be fucked up by the football team. Something crazy had to happen. She come in and say some shit like that. Anonymous, bitch.

Anonymous. I wouldn't want to do all my shit, though. I want to know. She came in like, so look, this is what happened. I just want to let you guys know. The most Valley girl ass. I want to know. It's like she just put the dick away.

One side. I mean, that would be a bitch to do your own laundry, but you know her mom just put it back in the washer. Hell yeah, and did it. She didn't even know what the fuck. I started, man, I just started doing my own laundry. Like, literally? No, no, no, no.

I was in high school, and when did you start doing your own laundry? When did your mom was like, fuck it. You want to know? You really want to know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, first grade. Nuh-uh. My parents is not bullshit, bro.

I'm telling you. We had- As cool as hell for starting my shit senior year in high school. We had real deal chores. You know what I'm saying? Because my mom was at the crib. You know what I mean? Yeah.

My dad was always working. And when we were young, my mom was like, I just got to know how to do this shit because she just needed her sleep. Yeah. So she had- First grade. She gave- For real,, first grade, like my sister, she was all dishes, dishes, dishes, make sure you do your dishes. Me, I had to do with trash, trash, anything. It didn't matter.

Like everything. Every trash can. We had a trash can in every fucking room. Dump that shit. I was a little trash bitch too, bro. That bathroom trash was different. Yeah. You find all kinds. All types of shit. Lizards and shit. You never know what's in there. Oh, bro. That bathroom trash was different. You find all kinds of lizards and shit.

You never know what's in there. Condoms and shit. Why do they still use the condoms? No, bathroom trash, bro. That ain't them. Man, my parents one day was like, I'm not tired of doing y'all laundry, so y'all gonna know how to do it. So she just went over it with us.

And the first time my brother did it, he fucked his shit. What do you mean? He put the bleach in the color. Why was there even bleach there, bro? I don't know. Your mom knew, bro. She just knew. She knew he was gonna fuck it up.

They're gonna have to fuck it up before they figure it out. Go ahead. Use the bleach. He used the bleach in his shit, in his colors. And his shit was all white and shit. He couldn't understand why. My mom was just like, I'm still scared to use bleach. I'm like, I'm gonna fuck it up. the bleach in his shit in his colors and his shit was all white he couldn't understand why my mom was like i'm still scared to use bleach i'm like i'm gonna fuck it up oh bleach man that's my shit

yeah i'm still scared of bleach all right let's keep it let's keep it moving let's get it most psycho thing your parents ever did to you from anonymous so this one time i was in seventh grade and a couple buddies uh that i played basketball withided to take this over-the-counter caffeine pill right so we get knocked out on by this Derelict chick who was always in trouble long story short. I get booted out of school for a week So it's punishment my dad For taking the pill tells me that I'm going to be in our 35 acre christmas tree patch for the next three days straight so makes me pack a lunch gives me a water bottle drops me off at this 35 acre patch and says i want every mulberry tree or scrub tree dug out of this thing see you

at dinner so literally for three days as a what 13 year 13-year-old kid, I'm out in all the elements, rain or shine, digging trees for like nine hours solid a day, got picked up at 4.30 in the afternoon, overtaking a fucking caffeine pill. Wow. Oh. I can't believe he actually went through with that. You know who his dad was?

A slave owner. He had to be. Who would do some A slave owner. He had to be. Who would do some shit like that? He had to be. Man, who would do some shit like that? His pappy's pappy's right here. All the mulberry trees. I want them all.

Get to work. I want them all. Stop singing that song. Stop singing that shit. Stop it. I would have tried to dig one fucking tree, and I'd been like, I'm good. And I just would have slept there for three days. I would have tried to dig one fucking tree and I'd been like, I'm good. And I just would have slept there for three days.

I would have just fucking rolled up. I would have just peered out of it like, man, fuck this shit. Call the homies. Yep, call the homies. We out here, man. Bring some of them drugs again, bro. My daddy ain't white.

He'll be here for like nine hours. That's pretty crazy. Over a caffeine pill. Over a caffeine pill. Wow. You ever taken a caffeine pill? No, I don't even know what the fuck that shit does. I don't know what it is.

I don't know. I don't either. My mom used to take them low-key, bro. My mom's the most tired-ass lady of all time. She wouldn't let me do anything if she was sleeping. She's like, oh, I'm going to sleep. You can't leave. And I'd be like, you go to sleep at 5.30 p.m. now.

That's hilarious. She would be taking hella caffeine pills. I was like, I don't leave. And I'd be like, you go to sleep at 5.30 p.m. though. That's hilarious. She'd be taking hella caffeine pills. I was like, I don't know if that's a good thing. I'm like, mama, you okay? I'm alright. She had caffeine gum. She had caffeine gum, bro. Was she a smoker?

No, I don't think. She's just tired, bro. She's just tired. Yeah, that guy's dad was a slave master. Go? She's just tired, bro. She's just tired. Oh, shit. Yeah, that guy's dad was a slave master. Go out there in the field, son. Oh, man. Them blackies used to work.

They weren't ready. They can work now. Get out there. I don't want to take it there, but. But we did. Yeah, we did. There's another one, aren't we good? Yeah, well, there's a hell of more. There's like six more.

All right, let's keep going what's the most psycho thing your parents ever did to you from anonymous so my mom had just gotten a brand new um land rover discovery and my sister was 16 she just had gotten her driver's license and i was 12. So she had, my parents left the house, so she had the great idea of going to Walgreens in the car. Once we got to Walgreens, she and I, we were locked out of the car and the engine was running. So it took about almost three hours for them to be able to reopen the car again. And my mom, as punishment, made us sleep in the car that entire weekend in the middle of the summer in August. Windows down, no radio, no cell phones, early 2000s. windows down no radio no cell phones early 2000s um you know in the middle of the summer august yo well first of all he needs subtitles when he talks jesus yeah but uh i don't know i still don't know why they got in trouble but sleeping.? I'm a pro, dog.

Oh, man. L.A. taught you how to sleep in your car comfortably. Yeah, bro. I got good sleep. I was connecting the stars and shit, looking at the constellations. I was like, this is peaceful. I'm at a Holiday Inn. I'm like, the Big Dipper is right.

Once that sun hits your ass. Oh, dude, you are up. You are not sleeping. You can't sleep in in a car. Mm-mm. Can't sleep through that shit. Mm-mm. He said, dude, you are up. You're not sleeping. You can't sleep in in a car. Mm-mm. Can't sleep through that shit. Mm-mm. He said we slept in the car.

I'm like, okay. Remember LA? Right. LA. That's all you have to say. That's it. Damn. Woo.

Yeah, I don't know. That is kind of crazy, though. He said for the whole weekend. I know. He might have got some marshmallows and made some s'mores. That sounds fun. All right. All right.

Let's keep going. Most psycho thing your parents ever did to you from Anonymous. When I was 16 years old, I wanted to go to a party, and my mom wouldn't let me go. And so I think I called her a bitch, and then she kicked me out of our house she sounds like i was like okay bye and then i left and then she called the cops on me for leaving and to come and arrest me for running away so

you ever try to run away When you're a kid Hell no Where am I going I don't know bro You always think You can like find something I say it all the time I'm running away

Bro I did I ran away for like Two hours Yeah I did bro I just went to the playground Behind my house And just camped out

Under the slide I came back I was like Are we having dinner And then I ran I ran away I ran back away I like had a part time run away

Nah First of all, you can know that's a white person because you call your mama a bitch. Oh, God. If I called my mama a bitch, I'd have been, bitch! She wouldn't even got there. She would have put a pan to your head.

Oh, my God. She would have bitch slapped the shit out of me and then I would have got my ass whooped by my dad when he got home. So it would have been a rap rap. Double rap. You know she was like, she's like, I'm a bitch. You know black people, when they who Double rap. You know she was like, I'm a bitch.

You know black people, when they whoop your ass, I'm a bitch, I'm a beat, I beat. Beat your ass to every letter. Like, damn, I'm a bitch. Every letter. We got an accident in process right there. He's got a dick. Damn, though.

You know he doesn't have a backup cam either. No, he doesn't. That was just muscle memory. That's white boy shit right there dog yeah this is my pickup i know the dimensions like a rock oh we got a long one again we're watching people back out of this damn street all right so when I was about 14, I was talking back to my mom like a lot and she was getting frustrated and way more frustrated. And it is kept talking back like the idiot I am. And we were driving on this like rural stretch of highway because at the time there were like nothing around us. And she goes, all right, if you do not stop, I'm going to leave you on the side of the highway.

I'm going to go home and you're going to have to walk back. And I challenged her and said, all right, do it. So she pulls over to the side of the road, lets me out. And out of stubbornness, I get out of the car and she like drives off. And I start walking on the side of the highway back home because that's the only thing I knew what to do. Thank goodness she only drove like a minute or two, and then she turned around and got me. But still, she literally left me on the side of the highway. What is there more?

Her mom's a sex trafficker. I also bring it up to her every family gathering, just to get like a little extra something. So she's like, Katie, stop being mean to your brother. And I go, hey, do you remember that time when you left me on the side of the highway? Finesse. Hey, she you remember that time when you left me on the side of the highway? Finesse. Hey, she ain't shit, and I love every second of it.

Your mom is a sex trafficker. That's what we learned about that. She was calling the homies like, she's right there on I-70. She's running back. Hurry. She's going back to the house. My arm marker aches. She can't jog very fast.

Go, go, go, go, go. Get her, get her. I don't know what happened to her house. Mile marker eight. She can't jog very fast. Go, go, go, go, go. Get her, get her. I don't know what happened to her. Oh, my God. I was just trying to teach her a lesson. Your parents ever hit you with that, though? They're like, I'll stop this car right now. Oh, my dad.

Oh, my brother. Oh, my God. My brother, man. I'll never get this shit, man. We about to go to church, and my brother does not want to go. He's like, I'm not. He my brother does not want to go He's like I mean duh He's acting a ass though

He's like I'm not fucking going And he said to my dad My dad said Say it again He said I'm not fucking going Oh no

He threw the F word in it Yeah he threw the F word in it Twice though How old We was like 11 or 12 We knew what the hell That's prime

You can't cuss Yeah you can't cuss So my dad was like, wait right here. Man. I got out. He's like, Nate, get out. I'm like, okay. Wait, you got out of the car? No, I didn't get out. I stayed there because

it's my brother. When you grow up with your brother, he's an entity in me. So if you hit him, I'm going to feel that shit. So man, my dad came back with this big-ass belt and was whooping my brother's ass. On the side of the road? Nah, we didn't even leave.

Oh, shit. We're still parked right in front of the house. And my dad comes in there and starts whooping my brother's ass. And I'm crying, too, though. I'm like, ah! He's hurting you, bro. He's your voodoo doll or some shit. He's like, shut up. Why are you crying? I'm like, though I'm like it's hurting you bro like he's your voodoo doll

or some shit he's like shut up why are you crying I'm like I don't know I'm getting lit up though you're screaming

I'm screaming too though cause I never used to cry when my parents whooped me so they just got tired of whooping me and just punished me

like my dad whooped me like wow one time I look at him like he was crazy he's like I'm not at him like he was crazy. He's like, I'm not fucking with him.

He might fuck me up. Oh, shit. You gave him that crazy look. I gave him that crazy look. You're like, do it again. I wouldn't even like, eyes wouldn't water nothing. I'd just get mad as shit. He's like, I'm not whooping him no more. Damn, dog.

So he just takes shit away from me. But my brother, he whoop his ass. It's a wrap. He's done. He's done. Was it with a belt? Your parents got you with a belt? Old school.

Belts. Whatever they can find. My grandparents, the switch. Go get this switch. Go get this switch out there. Go get the little switch. Uh-uh. Damn. Go out there and get the switch. It's a different kind of hurt, bro, when you piss off your grandparents. That's why you don't get extension cords. Oh, that's crazy, bro.

My grandma had a wooden spoon. She smacked the shit out of me. Bro. Like, stirring up shit out of me. Bro. Like, stirring up sauce. Then just all the... Don't make me get that wooden spoon! I'd be like, I'm going to shut the fuck up. My parents would spank me.

They didn't use a belt, bro. Nah, we belting. We belting over here. Spank the shit out of me. Like, five lashes. That's a wrap. I got good at, like, avoiding it, though, bro. I think that's how I got, like, agile. it's a wrap. I got good at avoiding it, though, bro. I think that's how I got agile.

You avoid getting more. If I miss, I'm going to give you three more. Bro, I would run like crazy, dog. Ain't no running. I was the fastest motherfucker in my house ever, bro, around the dining room table and shit. That's how I learned it. Juking and shit, D-cuts and shit.

How'd you get so good at football, son? I was like, my dad used to whoop my ass. Oh, shit. Let's keep going. Most psycho thing your parents ever did to you. Parents grounded me and never let me do Cub Scout

activities. Like, at all. Whatsoever. It was all for nothing, and I guess I'm still feeling sour about it. Jesus Christ. Five times speed? Wait, what was that? So I joined the Cub Scouts, and my parents grounded me and never let me do Cub Scout activities, like at all, whatsoever. It was all for nothing, and I guess I'm still

feeling sour about it. I don't know. So you joined the Cub Scouts, which that's pretty much a whole ass punishment. Yeah, and he wanted to, though. He did? Yeah, he wanted to. So I joined the Cub Scouts.

That would be a good punishment. Like, all right, you did this shit. Now you got to join the Cub Scouts. Okay, bet. Oh, God. All right, dude. Next time you record it, slow down. I think he took the caffeine pill.

Sips some lean, bro. Yeah. He took a sip some lean. Take his Xanax and fucking hop on this shit. Right. What the fuck? He had like R's and then words. So I joined the Cub Scouts and my parents grounded me and never let me do Cub Scout activities.

Like at all whatsoever. Somebody's holding a gun to his head. So I'm feeling sour about it. Finish it. Finish it. Six seconds. He said, I'm finished. I'm still feeling sour about it. Finish it. Finish it. Six seconds. He said, I'm finished.

Let me say, I'm feeling sour. You got lucky this time. Hey, what are you stupid to say? Oh, my God. I'm warning you. Again. Again. That's my John DeCaps guy. Again! Again! That's your punishment.

What's the next one? Now he's starting to get fun. Yeah. All right. Worst, most psycho thing your parents ever did to you from Anonymous? My mom was like an insane queen freak. One time I fell asleep after school. I felt like a sophomore. after i'd made a sandwich she woke me up by throwing the cheese wrapper that was left on

the counter and the handful of crumbs that i had apparently left behind into my face and then made me clean the whole house damn i don't know if that's that bad Cheese wrapper? Yeah What mom isn't a clean freak though? Yeah my mama I love to meet a mom That doesn't give a shit Right

Go ahead honey Leave it out My mama used to Boy you leave anything She'd call you all the way And like her voice just echo So my mom be like Nah

Just hear it Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah

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Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah here. God damn, mama,

what? Get this shit. Shit, shit. All right. Benny, Benny, Benny.

Same with me. No, my mom would, she'd try to yell my name, but she'd yell everybody else's name and the whole family before mine. Four years, can't get to my name. She'd be like,

everybody, all the pets. Everybody, Benny. I'd be like, what? She'd call you Benny. Yeah, Benny.? She called you Benny? She called you Benny?

Yeah, yeah. Or if I was really in trouble, she'd be like, Benedict James. You'd throw in the middle name in there? When you get the middle name, you know you're toast. It's the whole name for me, man. It's the whole name for me, though, man. It's the whole name for me. The whole name.

Government and everything. I had to look back. The third. I had to look back. The third. I had to look back like. Are you sure you want to say all that? No, because me and my dad got the same name, so you couldn't just say his name. That's why I go by Nate. You couldn't say Luther, because we both look back like.

Oh, yeah, I forgot your name is fucking Luther, bro. What the fuck are you going to do with the name Luther? Hey, that name is dope. I should have actually went by my comedy name, honestly. It's not too late. Luther Skate Comedy, bro. What up? No, fuck that shit.

It should be Luther. Luther. No, not that. You should be a lawyer or something with Luther. Luther. Hey, Luther. She'd be like, Luther! We both look like, Luther!

I'm telling you, man. That shit echoed, man. If I was running late, that's like my last whooping, too, man. I was coming from the park, and she's like, make sure you get home before the lights come on.

The night lights come on. I had that, too. Street lights. I was hella late. I think I ended up coming home around like, I ended up doing something else. And so we came home

and I was like, you already know assume the position. Bro, that's a trick though, dog, the street lights thing because you never know. How are you supposed to know?

Yeah, I didn't know. Like in the park, like you didn't know. We were hoping late, late. And sometimes they'd pop on while it was still light out. Exactly.

Because like, mom, there's daylight savings and shit. Like what the fuck? Mom, you tripping. When it was winter, it's 5 o'clock. Fuck that. I'm out till 7.

Shit. It's my bedtime. It's real. It's coming on at 4.30. I'm like, damn. I'm like, fuck that, mom. I'm here. I'm here.

I'll pick an ale. All right. Let's go. Last one. Most psycho thing your parents ever did to you from Anonymous. Let's get real psycho. The most psycho thing my parents have ever done to me was forced me to go to wrestling practice when i was six but i was sick and didn't believe me so i cried during practice come back home they whipped me with an electrical cord then the next morning took me to the doctor And I had the flu They fucked up

The doctor's like Yeah he's got the flu But why is his ass Had red marks all over it What did you guys do He got the freaky flu What's going on here Can you guys explain

Explain what doctor Alright Are you all wrestling In the ass though This is what we do Yeah what kind doctor? Are you wrestling in the ass, though? This is what we do. What kind of wrestling were you talking about? WWE? Greco-Roman. Yo, that's it for that.

The Espresso Quick Question of the Week. We need to get some real, real struggle bus questions, man. That was pretty white. That was pretty, yeah. All white. Alright. Let's go

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Go to waveone.com We got the echo down, bro. The echo is the truth. I like yours, though. Yours is more alarming. It's like it's making me want to cum. Alright.

Hashtag hashtag I'm allergic to. What am I allergic to? Naproxen and Advil. Really? And poison ivy. Yeah.

They prescribed me Advil when Really? And poison ivy. Yeah. I took a... They prescribed me Advil when I got my tooth pulled and shit, that shit fucked me all the way up. Your whole face blew up? Oh, man. I looked like Kanye after the accident. It was ugly. It was super... I couldn't talk. I was damn near about

to make me a fucking album. They... I'm not bullshit. That was dumb. They just gave you Advil, though, after you got your tooth pulled? Like, straight up. They prescribed me some shit, and I didn't have insurance then. This might be profing you, man. One tablet.

You know when you get a job and you got that 90-day wait until you get insurance and shit, so your checks look real good, but then you're like, I ain't got shit. Ain't no benefits. Prescribed Advil. Give me some Advil. My shit blew up, man. Y're like, I ain't got shit. Ain't no benefits. Prescribed Advil. Give me some Advil. My shit blew up, man. Yokozuna by the face, dog. Straight up.

Dude, I'm addicted. You about to say addicted. I'm addicted to Advil, too. I mean, no. Bro, I learned I had hives and shit growing up, like bad hives. And I had to get tested when I was a kid. I had hives. I feel like I missed half a kindergarten because I just had bumps all over my face the whole entire time.

Wow. And they had to test me for all types of different shit. And I figured out that I was allergic to mold. Oh, okay. Yeah, mold in the house. But I was like, isn't everybody? Yeah, everybody. It fucks with you.

But yeah, so I'm like, that ain't real. So it turns out you're allergic to mold. And I was like, isn't it everybody? Yeah, everybody. It fucks with you. That ain't real. So it turns out you're allergic to mold. And I was like, no shit. That's it? That's what fucked me up? What? So I had like... What did you say you had again? What, hives? Yeah, so I had hives too.

But they were just random popping up out of nowhere at the same time every day. And I couldn't understand why. So I went to a dermatologist. Went everywhere. And they took the dermatologist to tell me, like, oh, you got a rotten tooth there, son. I'm like, what?

He's like, yeah, you got a tooth that needs to be pulled. Teeth like, get it pulled. I guarantee it'll go away. And it went away. I'm like, damn, so teeth can cause shit like that. Bro, teeth are the biggest bitch. I'm telling you, though. I get why people just yank all their teeth out and get veneers. Because teeth are a shit like that. Bro, teeth are the biggest bitch. I'm telling you, though. I get why people just yank all their teeth out and get veneers

because teeth are a problem, bro. Yeah, a big time problem, though. With them veneers, we have everybody looking like a psycho. That shit look crazy as a motherfucker. Like, yo, but Cam Newton. Cam Newton's got like 64 teeth. I'm like, damn, bro.

There's T-Rex out there playing QB. That's probably ain only bite nobody had. Ready? Yeah. He said, man, I had a bad season and all, man, but I'll be back next year. Nah, motherfucker, you ain't coming back. You're about to be extinct, dog. Right.

Dude, I'm still chewing on the right side of my mouth. I'm not even going to lie. You ever have to do that? You ever have a tooth that hurts so bad you can only chew on it one time in your life? Bro, I'm right side only, dog. My jaw over here is strong as shit. Hey, bro. My face is lopsided.

Missing a side tooth at the bottom? Oh, that's the worst, dog. Mine was up here. Oh, yeah. See, mine's back right down here. I can't bite my nails no more. None of that shit. Because your side tooth? It got the tooth. It just did everything for me.

Everything. It was my go-to. It was your utility player? Yeah, straight up. That's why it's gone. That motherfucker was all chipped up and shit. I'm like, ah! You're using the hell out of that tooth, bro. Way too much. Fighting your nails. I broke it. Opening shit. It was cracked. That was your soldier, bro.

That was your fucking all-American dude. That was my dog. I buried that motherfucker. I was playing Master P. How could it be? It was all shipped up. Somebody took my tool from me. You can't open shit anymore.

My best friend gone. And I'm so all alone. How could it be my home, man? Even though you're gone away. I hope to see you soon someday. Just looking at your tooth, bro.

Just looking at my tooth. I was like, I used to bang with my tooth. Used to slang with my tooth. Used to eat with my tooth. Damn, I miss my tooth. I was that hurt by that motherfucker, dog. Oh, fuck. I'm serious, bro. I was that hurt by that tooth, bro. You had a funeral for a tooth fairy was there. She was like, damn.

Tooth fairy was damn near. Damn, boy. She's like, oh, man. I love that motherfucker. Rodney was a good one, but you overused him. Rodney. You named him Rodney Rodney bro Give you a rotten He's opening those crackers

For you bro Got me through college And everything Oh Rodney R.I.P. Oh bro No for real That's a real struggle

I'm a right side chewer Oh man He's a right side chewer I said y'all just On super saiyan god I'm scared to side chewer. He's a right side chewer. I said y'all just on super saying God. I'm scared to pass it over to the left. It's just not the same over there, bro.

It's not? How is it? You got a gummy bear on the left hand side? Bro, left hand, I like to slide it over there every now and then when I'm chewing like lettuce or something, but I don't put anything. There's no chicken going over on the left side, bro. Right side, strong side. Hey, Ron, you ain't chewing on shit.

Nothing crunchy. You're young, too, dog. What? Hey, chill, chill. He's a right side chiller. Right. All right. Hashtag drunk fast food.

Ooh. What's your go-to? Man, it used to be White Castle's until White Castle's changed the game. White Castle's is like X-Lax. When was White Castle not, though? I don't know. I guess I could handle it when I

was younger, but it's different now. It's ugly, bro. I can only eat like 25% of things now. I can't even eat a slider no more. I can't do it those chicken rings i always wanted i swear i've never been to white castle you go for the chicken wings i've never been ever but like i've seen the i've seen the commercial the chicken rings and i'm like damn that would be fire i'm gonna fuck this is the truth but i can only eat them the mozzarella

sticks i swear to time i damn near die every time I eat a mozzarella stick. Is that cheesy? You ever almost die from it? Yeah, that cheese be too cheesy. You be like, oh. It's like, damn, is this mold? What the fuck? What the fuck they put in it? Now I'm allergic. Right.

And then the people just don't give a fuck. They throw your food. Like, one time, I got my White Cats, and they put it in the Aldi's bag. I said, hey, shut the fuck up. It was like the paper bag, too. It's like, we out of bags. Oh, like a lunch. Like a big, big ass paper bag. It was like the paper bag, too? We had a bag. Oh, like a lunch like a big ass paper bag.

Oh my god. Oh shit, like a grocery one? Yeah, right over there on 38th. You still ate it? I still ate that shit. It's probably way better. There was some different shit in there. All the sauces in that motherfucker. I ain't asked for none of this shit, but I was on sauce for like White House sauce for like, nigga, a month.

I was in that shit. You just keep it in the kitchen. Yeah I was on sauce for like, White House sauce for like, nigga, a month. I was in that shit. You just keep it in the kitchen. Yeah, everybody's got that like extra sauce drawer. You're like, I don't know what to do with this. I don't want to throw it away. Right, I kept it. Hella mild sauces in my kitchen. The Taco Bell.

Chick-fil-A sauce, yeah. Did you ever see that thing where that guy was like locked in his car? Like he had wrecked it. And he lived off of Taco Bell sauce for like two days. Oh, he couldn't like like, nobody found him? No, they ended up finding him, but, like, he literally was stuck, couldn't get out. Having a fucking fiesta.

He was in there. Like, can you imagine? Oh, shit, he was saving that Diablo for dessert. He was like, oh, baby. That Diablo fucked your whole mouth up. Yeah, that is kind of wild. I've never had Diablo sauce. I was with a girl last weekend.

She was like, make sure there's a bunch of Diablo sauce in there. I didn't think anything of it until now. Now I'm like, damn, you're crazy. No, Diablo's the truth. I love it. I can't do it. I used to do it straight mild every time. That's what I do.

Because I don't want it to ruin the food. I think the sauce overtakes the food a little bit. Then I'm only tasting the sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that sauce is like McDonald's Sprite. That shit. It'll change your whole life. You'll get some memories and shit you haven't thought of in a while.

Damn, it was my dad's birthday. Oh, shit. Hell no. All right, let's wrap it up. Let's do days of the week. Dead, dead, dead, dead days of the week. Thursday, 421. By the way, 420, you getting high?

Man, I actually stopped smoking the last week of March, and I ain't smoked since, bro. I want to so bad, but I think I might. Yeah, I'm almost going. I do it like a monthly. Oh. Yeah. Because I go in.

I'm like two, three blunts a day type motherfucker. You know what I mean? So you've been off it. Yeah, for a whole month. And I feel amazing. I almost don't want to do it no more. I want to feel like this. I don't feel like this when I'm high.

You know what I mean? Now it's just like, I got so bad. Do you relapse though? I relapsed last year. Because I had quit smoking from January 2021 all the way to 420. And I relapsed. And then I just started going hard. I knew it was bad when I was smoking in the shower.

It was that bad, bro. I was like. It felt good, though. It felt amazing. You got to do that, bro. See, now you're about to do it again. You got to do it, bro. I didn't have a whole blunt.

Blunt wouldn't even get a drop of water on it. That's how cold I was with it. Oh, damn. And I'm in the shower with the shit. Like. You got soaked. You don't even. You only need one hand to shower. Now you're so used to it. I don damn. And I'm in the shower with the shit. You got soaked. You only need one hand to shower now? I'm serious.

I had to blunt in there. Look at that shit and it is not getting no water on it. You haven't done it in a minute so are you tweaking out a little bit? That first week you didn't? The first week actually was the easiest. I wasn't thinking about it or nothing because I was so into just not smoking.

I hit the gym. So I was like, all right, I figured out what I can do to overcome smoking. I'm going to make sure I work out. I'm going to make sure, because I work from home, so during breaks or anything like that, I'll hit some push-ups or I'll make me something to eat. Just some different stuff. Like week three? Oh, man, I was fiending. I'm scratching my neck and shit.

Like, man, let me hit Ray Ray up one time, man. Ray, what's up, bro? You got that? You know what, bro? Nah, I don't need it. You're like, motherfucker, don't call me like that, man. I'm the worst high person ever. Really?

Oh, my God. Dude, you never got high? Oh, my God. You get high? I mean, I used to sometimes, but you can always tell, like, when I'm high. You know what I mean? Like, I can't play it off. Oh, for real? Yeah. Like, if I was high, you'd be like, but you can always tell when I'm high. You know what I mean? I can't play it off. Oh, for real?

Yeah. Like, if I was high, you'd be like, oh, Ben's high as fuck. I'm like, oh, we should go get some food. Like, I'm just so, bro. It's just so obvious. We got to get you high one time. No, I'm the type of motherfucker that you see him when he's high, and you're like, he needs to go to bed. It was bad when people were looking at me like, are you high?

I'm like, no, I'm not high at all. What are you talking about? Like, when your natural look is high and your natural smell is weed, it was bad. Yeah, yeah, nobody cares anymore. They're just like, yeah, it's just Nate. That's just Luther. Lootie Luther smokes again.

Friday, Friday. Friday. National Lost Dog Awareness Day. You ever lose a dog? You ever have a dog? Yeah, I had a dog in college. My pit bull, Tony. He run away?

Nope. He went away. He went out. Oh, God. He went out like all dogs. He went to heaven. This is how this shit when your dog dies.

I took the day off for my dog, bro. I did. I was hurt. I'll tell your work. I'll tell my boss. I got the call. My mom was watching him. She's like, he ain't making it.

I cried in front of my girl when my dog died. I swear to God. I was hurt. She's like, what's wrong? I was like, junior. She's like, what? I was like, you didn't dog. was like, Junior. She's like, what? I was like, you didn't dog. So whack.

I took the whole day off. All my people was hitting me up like, bro, it's going to be all right, man. People on co-working send me instant messages like, it's all right, bro. I had a dog that died two years ago, too, the same way, bro. The same way. No shit. Yeah. I don't give a fuck.

It's my dog. I was shitty. I came to work the next day with an R.I.P. Tony shirt with my dog on it. Shut the fuck up. I did. I was not bullshit. Hey, R.I.P.

You got that made quick, bro. Come on now. Quick. I was on the phone with him. What's the connect for the R.I.P.? I was on the phone with him. I was like, all right, mama. Hey, Rodney.

I think I'll make that shirt up real quick, man. Tone go. For real, tone go? Oh, that's my tone. I'll ship it to your house in two hours. He's like, I ain't even gonna charge you, bro. One for one exclusive. You still got the shirt?

Oh, man. That shit's like all assed up. There's tears all over it and shit. He was with me through college, bro. He was with me through college, bro. Like he was with me through college, dog. Like even when I ain't had no dog food for his ass, he was with me, bro. Oh, damn.

A little to the very fucking end. O'Royce. What's that? Look it up. O'Royce. That's what I'm saying. His ass. O'Royce.

I'd be like, O? O'Royce sounds like a dog. Are you saying Oh, Roy's? Yeah, Oh, Roy's. Oh, Roy's. Oh, Roy's. Yeah, that's his shit. Oh, Roy's. He ate every flavor of that shit. Every fucking

flavor. Dogs is eating the same thing every day. Oh, Roy's. And they get so excited. Wasn't even for a damn pit bull, but he ate that shit. Oh, that's like a box of cereal, dog. That was the Dollar General. Old Roy. He was loving that shit.

He was an old Roy ass dog. That motherfucker lived for like 13 years. He was good. Oh, God. He was a good dog, man. Pit bull. I never called him by his name either. Pit bull.

That's what you called him? Every time. It was my first pit bull, you know what I mean? Like, I could get into certain apartments with him. You never called him by his time. It was my first pit bull, you know what I mean? I could get in a certain apartment with him. You know what he called him last? Fuck the hell, no. Pit bull. It's like a cat.

You name a cat something, you just end up calling it kitty. Fuck it. Nah, he was pit bull. Pit bull. I'm like, pit bull. And he knew all the tricks, too. Did you train him? I trained the shit out of him.

Nuh-uh. Bro, I'd be like, go home. He'd go in his cage. What was the worst thing he ever did? He'd tear your shit up? I tore up my Jordans. Oh, no. Which ones? These! The same ones I got on.

Right here? Oh, the old one. Then you got them on the release. I was over. I was like, I couldn't even whoop his ass. I was like, it's my fault. He knew it, though. The dog was like, he had it in his mouth. He was like, those are the 12s. He was like this.

He was like this. I fucked up, did I? And went to his cage. Beat his ass? And closed this door. He closed it by himself? He was like this. He dropped the shit.

This is exactly how this happened. He was like this. He had it in his mouth. Went in his cage. And locked it. No way. So he knew how to get out of his cave. He knew how to get out and get in and everything, bro. He was super duper trained.

My dog was A1. He spoke English. He understood English. Shut up. What's up, Luther? You walk in. I'm like, I just called my nigga too. I'm like, hey, nigga.

He's like. He knew what was going on. I'm like, shut it nigga! He's like... He knew what was going on. I'm like, shut it down. Damn, he got your Jordans. Man, ate him. Sad day, bro. And I never really whooped his ass either. You know how you're supposed to whoop your pit bull's ass? I didn't whoop his ass. He knew better.

He just knew better. Oh, God damn it. Straighten up. Back to the cage. He was the best, bro. Damn, I'm sad now. Tone. Tone. Old Tone.

Brindle Pitbull. Pitbull. I used to always tell him. I forgot what I used to say. They would not let me move him in. I'd be like, he's not a fucking Pitbull. Look, he's Brindle. He's cool.

He's cool. All right, come on. He don't got a Pitbull. Can he have a Pitbull head? Then he speaks up. He's like, yeah, I'm cool. Look, he's Brendel. He's cool. He's cool. All right, come on. He don't got a pit bull. Can he have a pit bull head? Then he speaks up. He's like, yeah,

I'm cool. That sounded real. Yeah, man. He didn't bark. He only barked when

somebody knocked on the door. That's like my dog. My dog wouldn't do shit. Because we didn't let him,

bro. Every time my dog made a noise, we were like, no! So he's just quiet as shit. RIP to the

dogs. RIP. All right, shit. R.I.P. to the dogs. R.I.P. All right, yo. Let's end it there. You down? Yeah, I'm going to definitely do some closing shit, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Plug your podcast real quick.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been on his a couple times. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. I'll hit him up. I forgot all about that. I'll hit him up. Damn. Damn. I forgot all about that. I was picturing a black dude.

I'm not going to lie. Yeah, man. BJ just hit me up out of nowhere. Like, hey, bro, you want to work together? I'm like, all right. I need a white following. Let's get this shit popping. And they be popping up.

That's why I'm like, when you hit me up today, I was like, what? I ain't going to the dentist today. Fuck that. Yuck mouth for another week. Dude, bro. Oh, and then Chicken and Chuckles, every Thursday, open mic at

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Everybody cool. Hey, white boy. You see what's funny? Yeah, I'm like... I go home feeling so confident. It's the best day of my life. Hey, man, remember Reno? Yeah, I'm like, oh! I go home feeling so confident. It's the best day of my life. Hey, man, remember Reno?

Yeah. That's a whole other podcast, bro. That's a whole other fucking podcast. But nah, bro, I appreciate you for getting me on, bro. Man, Ben, you are one of the most talented brothers, white brothers I know. I'm going to cry. Y'all keep following this guy, the Expresso, man. I appreciate you for putting me on, but, man, this guy is up and coming.

Hilarious on stage. I don't give a fuck. I don't care what you think, bro. You really funny on stage. I really fuck with you. If you wasn't funny, I would have told you a long time ago. You're right. Like, hey, brother, stick to that social media thing.

That shit trash. Nah, your shit's funny, bro. But your funny is when you're animated. Yeah, yeah. You tell me that every time. You're like, start moving around again. I'm like, you right. When you're animated, Ben, like, don't give a fuck. That's when you are at your peak.

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