Espresso - singing WRONG lyrics

Episode Date: January 1, 2021

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Every time I work out And I see the guy at the front desk At LA Fitness On my way in, this is what I say Does it get easier? This is him No Every time I get on a treadmill say? Does it get easier? This is him. No.

Every time I get on a treadmill, I ask the Lord our Savior, Dear God. Treadmill's going... Does it get easier? God. No. Yes. Then I'm like, really? Yes. Then I'm like, really?

Yes. It gets easier. Oh, yeah? The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you love me. Wow, that was kind of deep. The more you know who you are and what you want, Wow, that was kind of deep.

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But they will. Let's get this thing bussin'. Remember to follow on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Cameo, all that Benedict Polizzi. Yeah, get a little Cameo. I did a couple last week. Johnson. They were really fun.

You can get a Chaldé Cameo for New Year's. You can get a Zach Cameo. I did a couple last week. Johnson are really fun You can get a shall they cameo for New Year's you can get a Zach cameo for New Year's the guy with that Can't see because his haircut so fresh. I think I'm about to be Zach later this week But yeah Book me on cameo. I never disappoint Well you guys have a good Christmas, huh kiss miss I Did I you guys have a good Christmas huh Christmas I did I uh I worked I worked the worst shift of all time I went to

I went to my dad's oh my god yawn talking I hate it when people yawn talk more than anything I swear to god that's all I used to sound like. That's like the only way I talked. Tears running down my face. Why was that 95% of the way I talked until like someone called me out for it?

percent of the way I talked until like someone called me out for it you can't look more like a bitch than when you yawn you could have like pee on your pants and be scared and biting your nails on the phone with your girlfriend but if But if you're talking like this, it's just as bad. But yeah, I went over to my dad's, and of course he made a fire. Oh my God, number one thing. He's like, yeah, check that out. You like it?

God damn it. Yeah, but it was pretty good. I honestly god. Number one thing. He's like, yeah, check that out. You like it? God damn it. Yeah, but it was pretty good. I honestly didn't really do anything. Everybody looked like they had a good Christmas though, so glad that's over with. New Year's is coming up. That's cool. Does anybody care about New Year's? Is that a thing?

Does anybody care about New Year's? Honestly. Honestly. Does anybody? Has anyone ever been excited for New Year's? Honestly. Honestly. Does anybody? Has anyone ever been excited for New Year's? Yes! I guess this year would be the only year ever people would be like, Yes! 2021! Finally! Yeah, this is probably the best New Year's of all time.

But still, like, the celebration of New Year's is just so, like... Like, nothing ever happens unsuspected. That's like, oh! What do we do on New Year's this year There's no parties right Cause everything closes at midnight At least in Indianapolis it does 3, 2, 3, 2, 1 Everybody out Pretty much

Alright let's get to the question let's get to the question question question question of the week god I wish somebody could make like a sounder for that question question question question of the week that was like my dream growing up

was to be like the guy that did voiceovers for like fox nfl sunday that's all i used to do well i was obsessed with people's voices when i was a kid like that commercial voice that's like yes like that uh bartending commercial remember that they're like they always always said the drink. They were like, bartenders.com. We need bartenders. Bartenders.

Bartenders. Want to learn how to make a drink? And they'd say the drink examples, and they'd be like, sex on the beach. I was always like, oh. Why did that shit sound so good? Like, who is that guy? Why is the guy that always does the voiceovers is so fucking ugly it's like never what you expect i guess that's like every person on the radio too like if you're if you're like grew up listening to a radio show and then like for four

years like in your mom or dad's car like on the way to school and then you finally saw the radio host you'd be like you know because you like paint a whole different picture of him in your head you're like oh that girl's hot oh oh that girl sounds sexy and you look at her and she's like a 54 year old mom you're like oh okay well you've been narrating my entire life up to this point now make me a dinner oh shit yeah on the way like we'd always take family trips like when i was growing up we'd like god damn it we lived it i don't know why the hell we live so far away from our damn family all my cousins and shit lived in Michigan. So like every 15 minutes we'd drive to Michigan. And every single time

we took a road trip I didn't look out the window one time. Like I've probably made the trip from where I live my childhood home to my grandma's house 5,000 times. 5,000 times. my childhood home to my grandma's house.

5,000 times, 5,000 times. Couldn't tell you how to get there at all. If somebody's like, drive to your grandma's, I'd be like, uh, I think we passed Sam's club on the way there. But after that, no, no idea. Never looked out the window once. Only time I looked out the window was when there's a sign that said something. Every time we'd pass a sign, I'd be like, Holiday Inn. That's like, and my family would be like, they'd like rate it. They'd be like, probably like three. And I'd be like, what? There'd be like different like signs that like said different things that like, it'd be like different like cities and shit that like, or like hotels that would like sound

way sexier than other ones. Like there's a hotel like on the way out of indiana that was called the luxbury every time we're approaching it my mom would look at me and be like it's your time i've never like my adrenaline hasn't ever rushed like that in my life when my mom was like benny go and i'd be like luxbury they'd be like okay five and i'm like fuck i'd even like trail off luxbury five your breath smells. I'd be like, fuck. Nah, but that was my whole life. I think I wanted to be a voiceover guy at one point,

but just like, you know, sex polizzi had different plans. Sex polizzi. Okay. All right. So anyway, let's get to the question quick quick quick question of the week yeah that's what i want some sexy voiceover like that for everything like totally way too hot quick quick quick question of the week like when djs like when they're like why is the dj always have to have the sexiest voiceover, like in his drops? Like if my, if I was like DJ Benny P, not that I've thought about this or anything, but if I was DJ Benny P, it'd be like Benny P on the ones and twos, Benny P in the mix. And then they always have one that's like Benny P. Oh God, you're so fucking good. Or like, it's just like, what?

Benny P, oh, mix it again. Benny P, oh, don't do it. And like, if there's someone older than like 30, like at the party, you're like, sorry. You look at him and you're like, it was just, it's his thing.'s the dj's thing anyway now that there are 20 minutes into this podcast without doing anything question of the week what's a song that you've just been saying the wrong lyrics to your whole life we got some really good dms I know I say it every week, but honestly, they are. What if one time I was just like,

I didn't get any DMs? All right, here we go. This is actually a voice message. And it's from HoFishel. Underscore. Songs you've been singing wrong your whole life. Here we go. Down, down, baby

you're spinning in the rainforest. Hold on, dude. Down, down, baby, you're spinning in the rainforest. So, instead of What do they say? Isn't it so weird how you don't even know? What about when somebody actually knows lyrics to a tough song that you don't know?

I'm always so impressed. I'm like, damn, he should be a rapper. Seriously, though. You ever learn lyrics to a song just so you can like sing it at school and impress people Me neither I'm going down down baby Wow that's what they say This is gonna be the most copyrighted podcast of all time

Like it isn't every single week I said I said I'm going down, down baby Yo street in a Range Rover Never knew that This is what Ho Official said Down, down baby Yo street in a rainforest Yo street in a rain forest Yo shmeen in a rain forest

It makes more sense But who knew that's what he said Did anyone actually pick that up The first time I heard this song I just never said that part I was like Street sweeper baby Pop ready to let them go.

They don't even say pop. What did they say there? Cocked. Ready to let it go. Dude, who knows? Especially rap songs. I'm like, uh, chorus, yes. All right, here we go.

Lizzy, okay, not the same thing. Here we go. Okay. Sarah Pop Tart's song lyrics you're saying wrong your whole life. In the song, Bitch Better Have My Money by Rihanna, I thought she said, pay me what you wanna. Yeah, I know. Seriously. she said pay me what you wanna yeah i know seriously not that i have ever heard that song or like danced it in the bathroom or anything but here we go here we go i cannot wait to hear this

because i swear to god pay me what you wanna she doesn't say that. Pay me what you wanna. Here we go. Yeah. No, dude. That's her ass on that one. She says pay me. Pay me what you want. Yeah, no, dude, that's her ass on that one. She says pay me. Pay me what you want. It defeats the whole purpose of the song. Bitch, but I have my money.

But I don't really care how much you give me. Just pay me what you want. All my blood, pay me what you want. Okay, I kind of hear it now. Ball ain't bigger than LeBron. Bitch, give me your money. Okay, I kind of hear it now. You think that'd be like the first thing a recording artist would try to do? Would be like, make sure they can hear what you say, though. Because they're listening to it.

Pay me what you love me. But guess not. Because I've never gotten lyrics right in my life. In life not me but my best friend was okay here we go song lyrics you were singing wrong your whole life walsh and not me but my best friend was absolutely convinced that the lyrics get your sexy on and just sing timberlake sexy back. We're juicy sexy hound. Oh my god Jujitsu sexy hand juicy sexy Oh no Get your sexy on

Juicy sexy hound Juicy sexy hound Juicy sexy hound I'm saying Juicy sexy hound Oh my god if she really thought that and saw like a greyhound the next day she'd be juicy sexy hound go ahead be gone with it all the greyhounds are like finally god damn we get some respect around here thank you justin deborah like juicy sexy hound then the lyrics come out and they're like fuck god! God damn it! I knew it was too good to be true.

Jesus, it's a hound. Alyssa Andrews. Song lyrics you've been saying wrong your whole life. Baby got back. I thought it was oh, rumple stilt skin. You say you want to get in my bins.

Baby Got Back. I hate the song Baby Got Back. I hate how everybody knows it. Like when they play that, everybody's like, I'm like, okay, okay. Everybody fucking white mom knows it. Baby Got Back. Like, what do you guys do during that song?

Just like pop your ass? So weird Baby got back And everybody's so confident during that song They're like, yeah, baby does have back for sure That's a, yeah, 100% I know she does. Baby Got Back. Oh my God, Baby Got Back.

I hate this song. Oh my God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. Oh my God, dude. The minute every DJ when he's about to play Baby Got Back is like, let's make some noise for this next one. Let me hear you.

Never been more confident. And the crowd's even like, I don't know what to expect right when he hits this. Oh, my God. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. That's like the moment DJs live for. DJ sex polizzi. Oh, Benny, don't do it to him.

I got one coming up for you guys. You're about to come out to the dance floor for this thing, this thing, this thing, this thing. Everybody's like, I guess. The DJ's like. Oh, my God. Becky, look at her butt. All the moms. She looks like one of those

gross butts. It's just so big. This sound. It's so round. It's out there. I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

and a round thing in your face, you get sprung. Wanna pull up tough cause you noticed How does everybody know the lyrics to this song? Ages 6 through 110. Was that like a thing in everybody's house? Hey! Hey! This is what's gonna happen today! Like on the weekend? You do your chores, you clean up around the house, you get your homework done, and then you study your Baby Got Back lyrics. So at the seventh grade dance, you can do a solo right in the middle and do this.

Everybody but me at the middle school dances. I was like, was I sick the day we learned this in music class? Average groupie. I seen her dancing. To hell with romance and she's sweating. Even the teachers are like. She gotta pack much bags. So fellas. Yeah. Fellas. Yeah. Teachers, assistant principal, strict guy

Hey, what'd I say? Watch it No, no Make room for the Holy Spirit Anyway Oh my god this sucks But uh what did she say I thought it was

Oh Rumpelstiltskin You wanna get in my bins Oh Rumpelstiltskin What's he really say There it is. Oh, Rumpo Smooth Skin. Rumpo Smooth Skin. Sounds like some Big Lots product.

She thought it was, oh, Rumpel Still Skin. She thought it was, oh, Rumpelstiltskin. I just hate how she was listening to this song, honestly. Maddie underscore cheek. Lyrics you're saying wrong your whole life. I always thought she was saying, I'm just a seal. Why would she say that? No, this is a serious thing. This one is crazy.

I didn't know literally until like two weeks ago. Like it just hit me. Hilary Duff, Our Lips Are Sealed. The title of the song. And I was missing it. Okay, that was the original one. Didn't know that existed. Here we go.

Here we go. What's this sound like? It doesn't sound like that, right? Alex Asiyah! I'm just Asiyah! 100%. Okay. We're playing Zoo.

What do you want to be? What animal do you want to be? I'm just Asiyah! Okay, okay, that's fine. We can do that. Real DJ Glander. Lyrics that you were singing wrong your whole life. When I was little, I thought it was,

If I go crazy, will you still be there with a hole in my hand? If I go crazy, will you still be there with a hole in my hand? crazy will you still be there with the hole in my hand oh shit but it's if I go crazy then will you be there still holding my hand three doors down such a childhood ass band Superman dude like the firstd i ever got in my life was three doors down it was like when cds were like tight to get it was like when i was like in third grade or something like getting a cd was like oh dude you have that cd dude and all my friends got cds and i was like what cds do you have that was like a thing and Chiller my best friend

was like dude yeah I got Nellyville and I was like oh that's so much cooler than what I have he's like what do you have and I was like three doors down but I think I'm gonna return it he's like oh yeah for sure I was like my aunt yeah, for sure. I was like, my aunt got it for me, but really I picked it out like at the store.

I think we gotta return it. Like little did he know, I was coming home from school and just listening to this on full blast after eating like a whole thing of Oreos. Like vibing to this song. In my room. Sitting on my bed.

Acting like I'm the singer in this video. Third grade. Sins of time? I don't know. Here we go. If I'm alive He thought it was If I'm alive And then will you be there

With a hole in my hand If I'm alive And well will you be there With a hole in my hand Just the guy, the hole, just Jesus. Just the guy, the whole, just Jesus. Andrew Armour, Jaquan Tipsy. My mother thought the lyrics for the hook was,

everybody in the club give tips, please. Dude, that's the most mom shit ever. Tipsy was like the first song that I was like, okay, this is rap. Is he white? Yes. Did he grow up in the suburbs? Yes. Oh, dude, your mom was dead the fuck right with that one.

Everybody in the club, give tips, please. So I'm going to start saying after I serve a table. Right when I walk in the restaurant I work at for the night shift on Saturday, everybody snaps and turns their head right when I walk in the door and I just go... And they're like, okay, okay. They're starting to vibe to it. All the servers join me. We all lock arms and walk through the restaurant in a train like it's Johnny Rockets.

Dude. Oh my God. Coffee Sarah. Lyrics you've been saying wrong your whole life. Best I Ever Had by Drake. I said, Baby, you're my A-game instead of Baby, you're my everything. And I just figured this out a few years ago. Baby, you're my A-game. You're all I ever wanted. Drake. Best I Ever Had.

Best I Ever Had. Best I Ever Had. Here, let's see this one's for you baby you might you that's pretty good that's pretty close baby you my A-game You all I ever wanted Like her like trying to like Game up a guy Like yeah I'll be your A-game

He's like huh? I guess You know? Like thinks it's so familiar To say that all the time Yeah I can be your A-game Like tweets it Baby you my A-game

What about when somebody Calls you out for the lyrics? Remember that? How embarrassing was that? When you're just saying shit so totally wrong and somebody's like, that's not the lyrics. You were like, I'm going to have to flee the country. Nothing more embarrassing than that.

God damn it. Okay, let's keep going. Song lyrics you're just saying wrong your whole life I'm gonna take my hose to the hotel room oh that's like a that's a number one greatest hits misheard lyric I thought it was hotel

room the whole I'm gonna take my hose to the hotel room I'm gonna yes I thought that for sure he says that yeah i'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room i'm gonna i always just picture the horse like standing in the entrance of your hotel room like if you're sitting in that weird corner hotel chair you're looking at a horse and like the bathroom's on the right and it's just like right who the fuck is that guy in the beginning anyway god damn he sounds old jacqueline zilch Songs you're just saying wrong your whole life the song big yellow taxi. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

My sis and I thought it was Keith Paradise put up a funky light Oh. Oh. Why can't, when you look up a song on YouTube, why can't it just be the song like everybody knows? Is this it? What did they say? What the hell did they say? Keith Paradise, put up a funky light. No, no, no, don't at all. Let's go to Keith Paradise and put up a funky light oh she's dead on

Keith Paradise that'd be a tight like name though for a rapper Keith Paradise maybe not Keith but you know what I mean we're getting there we're getting warmer Keith Paradise put up a funky light imagine like a crowd at a concert being like Keith Paradise put up a funky light imagine like a crowd at a concert being like keith paradise

put up a funky light yeah he did he's so dead like after that oh yes he fucking did you don't know what you got so let's go to paradise and put up a funky line wait maybe they don't do that part hey hey hey You get so into it too. Oh, hey, come on now. And you already know, you already knew this, that Keith Paradise, your uncle, put up a funky light. You go to your uncle's house and he has like a new like shed And you're like what the hell Keith Paradise put up a funky

Light in his New shed yeah Alright I'm insane Carly Cairns Song lyrics you're just singing wrong your whole life Dude our brains She goes And we all heard

Kicking your cat all over the place. What is that? I always thought it was kicking your can all over the place. And I just thought it was like a Campbell's like chunky soup can. And then you just kick it. What are the lyrics to this shit? Saying weep. What are the lyrics to this shit? Sand whip! What the hell do they say in this whole song? And this is everyone's favorite song. Nobody knows the words.

Dude, you know you got a hit when nobody knows the fucking words, but they're still like, Yeah! What the hell are they saying oh he does say what a fucking... These guys. They had to be on some shit to be so, like, confident. We will, I swear to God, we will rock you.

Fuck! Okay, a couple more. Mary Catherine. Catherine. Catherine. Catherine. Song lyrics you're just saying wrong your whole life. Christina Aguilera's Dirty Song. My friend Mo from high school would always play it and say,

bring me alive at the beginning instead of ring the alarm. She was so proud and loud when she sang the lyrics every time. I can't wait. Bring me alive! Bring me alive. This music video, though, are you serious? Dude, this was my porn. When this shit came on MTV, I was like, my mom's not home, right?

Christina Aguilera is better than Britney Spears. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it. I said it.

That's it. That's all I got. Bring me alive. Dude, but that dirty music video. How is that allowed? How is that allowed? One more and then we're out. One more and we're out.

One more and we're out. Oh, Riley Molinaro had one. Hold up. I put this on Twitter too. Joey's wifey. Thought it was... Joey's wifey. Thought it was... Joey's wifey thought... Okay, this song goes.

I might have been wrong about Britney Spears. Dude, when Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were like dueling... What a time. What a time in our goddamn lives. This song. What a time in our goddamn lives. This song. Okay, it doesn't sound that good for some reason.

She thought it was... Baby chicken nuggets keep me up all night. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. what if Britney Spears is actually that hungry singing about chicken nuggets baby chicken nuggets keep me so dramatic for chicken nuggets on the couch so hungry, holding her stomach. I never had those, but people blow their load about dinosaur chicken nuggets.

Look like they suck. If my chicken nuggets don't look like the state of Indiana I'll wanna talk Oh hi ho Especially the ones that look like the shape of Indiana Every chicken nugget looks like Indiana God damn it No wonder we're such a fat fucking state Every chicken nugget

That's where I live. If my chicken nuggets don't look like the state of Indiana, I'm not hungry. Alright, let's do viral. Viral. Hashtag weird combos I like. What are some combos i like what are some combos people like and i'm like huh ice cream and fries i hate that i do hate that i hate that you don't like do that every time you try it once like you literally try it once with one fry and you're like all right yeah i get it but like dude if you eat a whole thing of fries and a frosty you're a

psycho if you eat a whole order of fries with a frosty and like finish it like you're scooping out ice cream on the fries like your number one thing you love doing is going to the fair. Oh my god. Oh, Coke and chicken. Remember that? Remember that video of that girl on the jumbo trying an NBA game and she's dipping her chicken tenders in Coke? I still kind of want to try it. Just once though.

Cheddar. Oh, remember? Oh my god. Remember the peanut butter on a burger thing? That was so weird. That was so trendy restaurant thing. Weird combos I like. Pickles and peanut butter, ice cream and fries, chocolate and avocado.

Pizza and ranch. People need to cool it with ranch. Cool it! You ever hear somebody's mom say that to their kid Hey Jake cool it People with ranch need to fucking cool it Hey Hey

We know It's not a new thing That you like ranch so much It's not a new thing Oh my god I that like rants with their food are just so like like why don't you get a bumper sticker about it coke and winecorn and hot sauce That wouldn't be too bad

I understand that one Cream cheese, pickles and orange juice Who is just this high Who's so bored Who's so fat that they're just like Greek yogurt and black pepper Let's give it a shot Salami and grapes i could get behind that even though i'm a vegetarian

melted chocolate on cheese pizza dude you guys are fucking monsters popcorn and ketchup ah i saw a picture of it sorry sorry sorry sorry yeah i don't know man i don't go crazy like that i'm even weird when it comes to like mixing cereal like i always talk about how like military my dad was growing up we couldn't have sugary cereals obviously growing up but if we had like kind of a sugary cereal he'd always be like mix it with wheaties dudeaties has to be the grossest cereal. Why is that like the breakfast of champions? It tastes like

a chopped up baseball glove. If you put a baseball glove in a lawnmower, it's Wheaties. Wheaties. No one's favorite cereal is Wheaties except for like Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan and like that hockey team that beat the Russians or whatever. Do you believe in Wheaties?

Yes! All that teammate was Wheaties. I hate Wheaties, the name Wheaties. I'm done with it. But I was always mixing shit with Wheaties because my dad was like, Hey! Taste the rainbow.

Ew, dude. Okay, done with that. Let's do days. Wednesday, National Bacon Day. Bacon straight up ran its course. Do you remember like seven or eight years ago, people were like, bacon! Like when you go to a hotel,

people are so quick to just get bacon. It makes me feel like crap. How can you eat bacon and just be like, all right, let's get this thing going. All right, let's go work out. People that can eat before they work out, I'll never understand you. Pancakes,

eggs, bacon, and it's always like before a game we played. Alright, we're gonna eat breakfast and we're gonna head to the stadium. Dude, people would eat like 17 pancakes and like two pounds of bacon and be like, let's play. Like, you don't have to shit the whole

day thursday national make up your mind day god damn i won't be awake on that day i've never made up my mind in my life i can't make up my mind mind. I can't. And when I do, I'm like, maybe I shouldn't have done that. National Hangover Day. I hate being hungover. That's my worst thing, dude. I'm so out. When I'm hungover,

I'm done with everything. I can't even function. Like, I can't even try to be like, ha ha ha. Even that, I'm like, what am I saying? I'm the worst hungover person of all time. I guarantee it. When I'm hungover, I'm like, people are like, what happened?

Did someone kill this whole family? Like, nah, he had four beers last night. National Personal Trainer Awareness Day. Jesus Christ, that's a real thing. Dude, personal trainers are so weird. Yeah, now kick your leg up like that, baby. I swear to God, I don't want to do you. What'd you say? Nothing, just keep going. Four, five, six. Personal trainers are crazy. Girls should just have their own entire gym. That's it. That's it.

Girls only. LA Fitness for women. The guys at LA Fitness the whole time were just like, Ugh. What's your name? Want to spot me? Alright. That's it, yo. Shot 139.

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