Espresso - something that's slept on?

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

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Get some for your lover. Get some for your boo. Get some for your shoddy. Speaking of shoddy, underutilized and slept on nickname to call your girl. But for the question of the week,

what's something that's slept on. Something that the people just don't understand, you know, it's there, it's been there. It's been holding it down. But the people just don't, they don't know yet. The people don't know. The people usually always know. But for me, the Chick-fil-A chocolate chip cookies, I just don't think, I think there's like,

I feel like it's me and maybe eight other people with the same passion. about the Chick-Fleash chocolate chip. It's the best fast food cookie. He's always talking about food. Just try it for me. Just try it. And you're going to be like, okay, I'll just get one.

One. One. One cookie? Who's eating one? Bro, they come in a pack of six? Six death row. Bang, bang, bang. Can't even.

After you've eaten three Chick-fil-A-cholet chocolate chip cookies, It's like you've never even had one yet. It's just breaking through. It's just your mind is like, oh, yo, that's just a warm up. Then you've got the next three, bro. That last one, sad day. Sad day when you get that last one.

Okay, I literally think you have a tape worm. Okay, Ash. Just tell everybody about them. And you know Chick-fil-Ail do absolutely. anything for you. You can physically assault a Chick-fil-A employee and they'll be like

my plage. You could tell a Chick-fil-A employee, hey, break up the cookies, put them in vanilla shake and spoon-feed it to me while you wave me off with a big giant leaf like I'm Cleopatra. Four employees

would come out to your car. Just tell them to heat those Just tell him to heat that little bag of cookies up. I didn't even know it was an option. Hey, can you heat him up? Oh, yeah, definitely. We'll have that to you're at the second window. I tried to play it cool.

Okay, thank you. Inside. It's the best day of my life. It's the best day of my life. Slept on. Slept on. And I don't even. think this is a thing anymore and I'm kind of I'm really mad about it. It's been it's been

bugging me the whole week. This does not have to be about food. It can be anything that's slept on. This is this really bugged me because this is the first thing that came to mine. Yo, that Panera iced brownie. Do you remember that? That little loaf, that little log. Oh my God. It came in a box. You walk into Panera. And honestly, people diss Panera. I'm still not that mad at it. It's literally hospital food. You know what?

You know where I want to eat half the time? Hospitals. You ever been to a hot? Oh, shit. My whole desk is moving. I went to a hospital in Utah. Bangin. What are you talking about hospital food?

That's the best food in the world. the bread bowl everybody everybody remembers the first time they had a bread bowl serious moment change my whole life don't know what you're doing has a meeting of bread bowl

to me I'm feeling all superhuman chicken noodles soup running down my chin superhuman heavenly and when you rip that when you eat all that

you eat that soup faster than anything you've never eaten soup faster and you're kind of like with the spoon you're like you're like tearing the sides

of the bread bowl to get a little bread in with the with the broth name a worse word can you name a worst word for 500 Broth.

Bro. Whatever. Broth has got to be the grossest word of all time. Hey, can I have some more broth? Said no one ever. I love broth. I love broth. Disgusting, but honestly,

kind of makes the soup. Kind of makes the bread bowl a little soggy. A little soggy bread bowl. You're tearing that thing apart. like a raccoon in the trash. In Panera. Ripping it to shreds. Nobody, you don't care, bro.

When you're eating a bread bowl, you got to be with like your true friends. You can't be with a girl. You're like trying to oppress. No. Because you're in savage mode. Garbage mode. You're literally disgusting.

So good. You finish off a bread bowl. all fat and happy Me after a bread bowl And you always Still got a little room for dessert You take a little hop skip Over to the bakery section of Panera

Good Lord And you know that bakery section bro It's half the store Panera really is just a bakery in there I guess we'll do salads and stuff I'm tired of the Panera slander That strawberry salad they have in the summer Change my whole life.

But like the bakery items, they look good, they look good. It's more of a morning thing, you know what I mean? They have good cookies over there. They have good cookies. Respect the cookies. But that brownie in the box. The edge piece, ice thick. Best in the game.

Best in the game. I can vividly remember my mom, me and my mom's, splitting a panera brownie sitting in panera eating and we were both we didn't say a word to each other that's when you know it's good she was like what about that brownie and i was like red my mind read my mind when you and the homies are on the same page about a dessert who dude being my mom just eating a brownie didn't even look at each other I was looking at the window. She was looking at somebody at another table. I was staring at a bedbath and beyond. Have inside my brain, my brain was exploding. You could have, you could have, you could have,

you could have shown me a piece of paper outside of the window that said, your family's dead. I would have been like this. it's okay. I'm like, no, no, this brownie slaps. I don't care about that right now. Change my whole life. So what's something that slept on? Talk to me, baby. Hi, Mr. Benedict. Not going to lie. sometimes, you know, well-known people slash famous slash people that are growing through social media like you.

I feel like I'm in trouble. Uh-oh. Not, you know, taking it offensively or whatnot. But yeah, some of you guys don't actually like acknowledge people who follow you or show you love or support whatsoever. I'm not specifically saying you, but yeah, sometimes I just feel like, oh, gosh, you know, I repose. I always happen to, you know, post about certain people like you. That's my son, my bed. And yeah, I feel like we lower class people, I guess you can say, are kind of being stuck on.

But I hope you have a good day, Mr. Benedict. Thanks for out of me. Always in trouble. Always in trouble. I don't know. I feel like I'm being targeted. maybe I'm just not seeing the reposts maybe you're not even reposted me but I'll get you back I answer the DMs ma but even if you have shared any of my stuff you already know you already know

I'm grateful that's the only reason I'm here how's he do it without the fam he can't lower class people slept on 100% I think I am lower class I don't know just because I have followers doesn't mean I like have money You know we're broke mode around here We're broke and we pretend we're dogs all day It's just the way it goes So yeah I feel like

I feel like we're on the same page I kind of think that's the only reason I'm relatable I'm just like every other person just 10 times hungrier Hey Benny Um Something that I slept on that I just

Was introduced to Like literally this weekend Cale But Cale chips Like homemade kale chips Oh bomb So I was having a girl's night

With my friend And we decided Instead of ordering in like pizza Whatever Let's have girls' dinner. So we made a bunch of different apps. And she was like, oh, I'm going to make kale chips. I'm like, okay, what does that mean? Literally took fresh kale, put some olive oil, some salt and pepper. Homemade? And garlic powder and put it in the air fryer for like five minutes. Oh my gosh.

Amazing. I love popcorn. Like that's my favorite snack ever. She made this and I was like, I need more. We went through a whole. whole big, like, Costco, Sam's Club, BJ's size bag of kale, just making kale chips. Are kale chips healthy? So I feel like kale is one of those things that, like, unless you are just trying to be the healthiest person ever, like, I don't think a lot of people eat kale, but air fry it and season it the way that you like it. Oh.

10 out of 10. also sorry my one dog has been licking his bed for the last 10 minutes he might have autism but if you hear like a weird sound of the back it's my one dog licking his bed

but okay love you kale chips love you more make your own kale chips that's what slept's on kale chips by the way dogs hey dude dogs will lick

their own paws for how 13 hours. I'm like, uh, I mean, I get, yeah, it's all you got going on.

All you got going on. A dog's whole brain is just, where's the food? Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.

A dog will see a fly and be like, food, food, food. Licking absolutely everything. That's pretty much me. Cale chips. I've never, I think I,

I think I ordered, I was on some. I was on some garbage mode And I used to hit up What's it even? I'm glad I don't know the name now But it's that it's a service that like It's not Uber

It's like snack stuff And they bring it to you Woo! I would go through that app What is it called? It's not Uber Eats I know it's still on my phone I'm so glad I haven't used it in so long

What the hell? Food delivery app. You know what I'm talking about? I know you know what I'm talking about. Food delivery app. Go puff. Dude, the amount of Ben and Jerry's pints I got off a go puff,

it was up there. And it was perfect because when it got to your place, it was a little melty. You know, mommy likes a melty pint. You ripped the top off and it's like, ooh, the top is like, you know what I'm saying

Ah Alright one time I ordered like I was trying to be like healthy But I was starving I was in Chicago And I ordered like kale chips And like seaweed sleeves The weirdest order in like water

It was so dumb But I was just like I don't know where anything is Nothing's open I'm starving But I don't want to eat trash I think kale chips are so good They're bad There's something in them

Maybe if you don't Maybe if you buy them I think if you make them, you're cool. Because you season something up. How does seasoning not have any type of calorie? Or carb, really? I'm like, this has nothing in it. Bro, I'll wipe my finger on my oven and lick it.

Tastes exactly like Pizza Hut. I'm like, it's all seasoning. Put salt and pepper on a rock. I'll eat it. Dude, the way I'd lick my whole oven top clean like your dog's licking it's bed. Homemade kale chips. All right. Here's my slept on take.

There is this bag of chocolate I'm holding right now. Oh, I can't. And by the way, it's 2.13 a.m. I love this guy. I'm holding brookside blueberry flavored dark chocolate. Oh, my God. They're basically just chocolate balls with blueberries inside. Bro, I love you.

I love you, bro. these bags of chocolate are so slept on i go to walmart a lot okay i'm addicted to walmart the way others are addicted to vaping and weed and drugs and whatever those are unhealthy addictions i would argue mine is healthy like walmart isn't unhealthy right and i always pass by the candy section they're deep they got stock deep are always fully stocked i know blueberry flavored dark chocolate and whenever I tell people that oh I'm just going to go pick up some blueberry chocker for the party like you don't bring that oh no bring that bring that over here snickers bring anything else takes every ounce of restraint that I have not to cuss him out next time you do a drive by a walmart if you haven't tried this already just I'm a go I love it. him. I think you'd love him. I see, dude, that's, that's a type of passion

I'm talking about, man. You know, ooh, how good does that taste at 2.30 a.m. in your, I know he was in his bed. You know he was in his bed. Just by the way, this voice message starts, bro. You know

it's about to get sexy. All right. Here's my slept on take. Oh. Hey, those little, those little dark chocolate covered fruits, danger zone, danger zone, because you think you're doing a good thing. Bro, way too good to be true. Way too.

Who, who's dark chocolate's marketing? Hey, hey, we're healthy, we're healthy. Just tell them we're healthy. I don't know. We're not that good. We're just chocolate's cousins. We're not good. healthy i guess tell them we're healthy oh my god they love us oh my hey hey um we're not just

for baking put us on healthy stuff then put us on put us on fruits put us on fruits put us on oh my god they're eating it dark chocolates marketing a one dark chocolate was all the rage i miss the rage what was dark chocolate oh remember the first time you had dark chocolate though you're like mom this is not not for me it is kind of it's good it's giving performative it's giving performative when people just like flex on you that they like dark chocolate i'm like you know down in your soul milk chocolate takes the upper hand every time milk chocolate is king chocolate with no you don't no you don't the truest form of chocolate is just a milk chocolate easter bunny and you bite the ear off and it's hollow that's chocolate that's chocolate

but will i eat an entire bag of the dark chocolate fruit like that's what they should be serving on planes right why are they still selling why are they still giving out all this crap on plant crackers and peanuts i'm like am I at an old baseball game Shoot, shoot, shoot for the home team Every flight Because it's one Two

Three strikes you're out at the old ball game And everybody eats them up You want to get a dub on the plane all you got to do don't eat your snack give it to the guy to the left of you hey you want this

yeah bro dubs in the chat we're in he's not gonna care when you gotta get up and go to the bathroom why he owes you one

what are those cookies called or those crackers or whatever the hell I don't know but if they're serving dark chocolate fruit and a plume

I'd still get him to the guy that left of me what was I hit dude you know what I used to do I used to get coffee at Starbucks and my little prissy ass would also buy the dark chocolate covered coffee beans which for what I'd be it was like chewing on Pebbles They weren't good They made your breath smell like crap And they were dark chocolate

And they were getting me For like four bucks on those And I was just Yeah I'll take another one I'll take it for what I get hooked on those little Starbucks Little things at the counter Dude I'm a sucker

You can get me so easy When I'm checking out Oh my god Something that is slept on That you've mentioned And that I love doing It's going to the movie theater solo, but you're not getting any snacks. You're just fully locked in by yourself, watching the

movie, no distractions, not having to worry about other people, people chewing next to you or friends talking. You can just sit back, relax, and focus. Another thing that's left on is cherry chip or funfetti cake. Oh, I love this guy. Those were always a highlight or ice cream cake. Those three, I would mention. And then vacationing by yourself, just for a short like you're going somewhere new just short little trips i think once you get past like three days and then it gets a little awkward but say a two day two to three day trip solo works as well i've never been more compatible with anyone in my life than that guy i swear to god i'm all a your voice comes over the podcast hey shut up i'm all ears this guy's all business

Why? Why do I think that way? Because one of the voice messages this dude left. He kind of brought it up. He was like, I think ice cream cake should replace cake forever. Oh! Yo! Coming in hot. Coming in hot.

That's what we like. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. Make it. Why? Why wouldn't we just do ice cream cakes then? because they like melt they're a hundred times better just put in a little effort hey it's your birthday made you a cake oh my god hey it's your birthday made you an ice cream

cake i'm crying on your shoulder you're my mom now hey it's your birthday i bought you an ice cream it's even it's better than making it ideas talk about food uh yeah i don't know there's something about i can't do a lot of multitasking unless it's like super brainless activity what happened the other day and i was like i cannot i can't do i have to just do this and only this i'll think of it later can't i can't think of two things i can't do two things at once why would i even try to think about it but being locked in at the movie, is super, super, super enjoyable. You're just sitting there, uh, taking in all the details, nothing. You had not another person you have to worry about. Are they okay? You ever had a

movie and somebody's on their phone? You're like, bro, you don't even like the movie. Now, I feel like I just dragged you here. Like, it's just way better if you just do it by yourself. Just eating by yourself? I don't think I've ever eaten at Panera with another person. I'm always by myself at Panera. Oh my God. How about when you, dude, how about when you love something, you're eating somewhere,

you love it like me at Panera, and then the other person you're with is just like all, like, kind of like, kind of like talk and smack about the food a little bit. Like, it's not that good. I just don't know. I'm just like, you're ruining this for me.

I don't know, I think that's why I do a lot of stuff by myself. You ever go to the mall when you actually like have to try on some clothes like you're like this is like a real mall day for me i'm not coming for fun and games like i'm coming to like i'm poaching i'm hunting and you got a person that like can't is like not into it you're like why'd you come wait why why why'd you even why'd you sign up for this when i'm trying on clothes i'm getting three sizes of everything i want to try on because who knows I guess that's how I was

every time my mom went to the mall and I was a kid. I'd be like, come on, can we go? I get it now. Do everything by yourself. Go to a football game by yourself? Oh, my God. Enjoyable activities for one, please.

I really would not. I wouldn't want to go to a, you know, it would be sad is going to a theme park by yourself. Got to go with somebody. Got to go with somebody that gasses up the rides. Hi. So I literally had a conversation about this like three days ago. Love you. But I am going to talk about food.

Yes. I know this isn't a food podcast. It's never been. I know Ashley is probably going to yell at me, but you know what, Ash, please save it because I'm still going to talk about food. but I'm going to talk about candy bars. So I was reminded the other day about Buncher Crunch. First off, that's a pretty slept-on candy because, like, those are so good. It's like literally milk, chocolate, crunchy clusters.

Oh, my God. Wicked good. And then that got me to thinking, I was like, you know what? Like, no one ever talks about a crunch bar. and those are low-key delicious Like it's just like milk chocolate And like the little rice Krispies in it Oh tell them

Tell them I don't know how you don't like that I'm serious too So I think those are slept on And then that got me to thinking About those like Hershey's like mixed mini chocolate Oh my gosh She's gonna

I know she's a crackle Um like those those things And then I remembered my favorite out of that was always the Mr. Good bar. Ooh, different. And it's just like peanuts and like milk chocolate, I think. So it's basically like a peanut M&M in a candy bar. And those are my favorite M&M's. I'm going to scream.

So I really like those. Oh my God. Can I give you a hug? I said it before. I am somebody that likes some texture to my chocolate. So I Like the little crunchiness there of the peanuts or the crisps And then I got me to thinking about like the candy bar

That like none of my friends wanted as a child The 100 grand bar That I went along with it for a while And then I realized I tried it one day And I was like holy shit Like this is actually pretty good Gas Those are delicious and I think those are slept on too

so those are my candy bars all we're talking about candy bars those are my candy bars that I think are slept on did you plug my brain in and download information because that those are my exact thoughts on chocolate candy I'll eat some some easy smooth just a Hershey bar I don't care I'll definitely eat that but the bunch of crunch I think they do it on on purpose because God, Lord Jesus, is it sacred when I'm eating it? I feel like I need to bow down and get on my knees. They don't sell it anywhere, I feel like. God, hey, make a bunch of crunch blizzard and just send me right to bed. I think Bart, Bart Simpson was kind of the spokesman for Buncher Crunch at one point. Like, make it, it's just so

badass. And the crunch bar is you're so right. Oh, man. I feel like that's one candy bar that hasn't downsized since we're kids. Like you buy a crunch bar, you're like, this is kind of a lot of chocolate. I'm telling you, I went to this bat, I went to that basketball camp, but we always had this little break and we got to get food and it was the best food of all time. That's, that's just what I'm going to remember for the rest of my life is just the food I had at places. It's the only thing I remember, right? It has to be everybody. It's break time.

Get a drink, get a snack, and we'll start to get it in an hour. Oh my God. Oh my God. Bro, I would get twigs. I would get um, Snickers. And one day I saw somebody walking around with a crunch bar and I was like, shut the hell up.

They have what? That foil? Where you take the foil off of a crunch bar? It is actually, it taps into like a sexy moment. You're like, yo. It's like starting to get a little towards kinky. A little too sexy. The bunch of crunch and some popcorn.

all you do is literally talk about food but the hundred grand you're so right with that hit just nailed it i didn't even think of that i can't a hundred grand i remember second grade something happened our desks were in clusters in this class our group won something i had contributed absolutely nothing honestly the only thing I did that year in that class was try to I tried to pop out my stomach and unbuttoned my khaki pants like I tried really hard like no hands I was just like I'm just see if I can unbutton my khaki pants and I just ripped so loud that was the only thing I did in that class the whole entire year but for some reason we had a smart girl in our cluster and she said something

smart and we won and our teacher passed out fun size a hundred grand bars and i looked at the homie across from me who i didn't know we were going to be best friends but after this we were and i looked at the two girls next to me had the whole thing popped the whole thing in my dumb little second grade mouth and i think i chewed that oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i I think I chewed it for an hour and a half. Best time in my life. And ever since then, I was like, bro, $100,000 is so gas. You get $100 grand for Halloween?

It's real money. I remember at one point, I was, for some reason, I walked into my college library with two pants pocket full, two pants pockets full of $100,000 bars. 14 in each. What's up? Econ. Yeah.

And I would just do homework and just pop 100 grand. So good. You're right. So slept on. Who's not buying that? It's so, it's perfect. Man, I'm going to say it. Tidy Whiteys are the most comfortable underwear.

Lightless Sundays for the win. I love that guy, man. Damn. I put some tidy whiteys on for a video the other day. And I was like, I feel so safe and secure. And I can imagine a girl feels that 10 times more. Because girls are walking around with like thongs up their ass. And like the most uncomfortable tight stuff on, I'm like, oh.

You slip on a pair of just normal underwear? Oh my God, let me run free. Good God. Oh, God. How disgusting are they? Like after one wear? But good Lord, you feel so confident. Yep. Got whitey tighties on. Everything tight and white. Support 100%. I can feel that my ass is not showing. Elastic. Totally agree. It is, like, nerdy, I guess, but I mean, Lord, Jesus.

Better, almost, and you, like, for compression shorts, they go down and, like, they, like, they, they, they cover your hip crease so you don't have mobility. Tidy, why is they cutting off, babe? I look like a European god. They cut off right at the crease. I can, total flexion. You don't have to do any of this, pulling your shirt down in the back? Hey, girls, 99% of the day. Oh my god

Wait Wait Wait Girls making No one Girls making sure Their ass isn't showing 99% of the day

I don't blame them Tidy Wattie Let me hear it now O O-R-U-S Yeah I'm like 95% sure I spelled that right

That'd be really embarrassing If I didn't Anyway Penny. I hope you're doing good. Okay. I think something that's really slept on are the medium rare kind of friends. Okay. What I mean by that is like not the super introverts that are like, no, I can't. I don't really want to go out. I got to be back at home. I can't be lay in bed and read a buck by 845. I feel you. No. And like not the super extrovert friends who are like, let's go clubbing until two.

The medium rare friend is like, yeah, let's go clubbing. But I'm back at home by 1145. Not bad. Kind of a deal. You know what I mean? Like, the medium rare friend is the kind of friend that starts a sentence by saying, can I be mean for a sec? I love people like that.

Like, tell me every intrusive thought you've ever had. They're so interesting. Okay. Because they're like the kind of people you don't feel. weird to actually voice your opinions about like can i be honest for a minute oh i love that and you can't wait that's all i have to say thank you bunny bye god i love you so much jesus christ so good so good medium rare friends man i hope i'm that friend i think i'm kind of not though i kind of don't

do anything but when i do do something i think i am pretty medium rare i'm not going i'm not being extroverted i don't think too much by the way who's still an extrovert yeah let's go my god come on how do you how can you live with yourself i've been there before not easy but medium rare people it's just those friends that you just warm up to so quick you don't see them for two years You see them, and they're just picking up everything you're putting down. You're like, oh, my God. I forgot how, hey, I just forgot how easy it was to talk to you.

Some people, you're talking to them, and it's like you're cracking a code from a bank vault. I guess, well, I mean, if this doesn't work, I guess I'll just try to, hold on, putting your ear to them. Let's see, you have the drill? I just want what if we talk about what did they weather

you see you start talking about dumb uninteresting things because they're too they're not they're not medium rare but you get that one friend

just knows a little bit about everything knows you Dude, it's just, it's just a magical moment. Just bring, just, oh my God, we're really talking about this right now. You're down to talk about, you're down to talk about IU football's uniforms and the year 2000 when they were red and black and had the circle logo on their helmet for some reason? Special people. You get in a car with one of those people?

Car rides better than the destination. Baby, it's just the thrill of the chase I love this I have a feeling I'm winning this race Ooh, that's a good song Baby I'm in much closer I just need permission So give me the green light

Give me just one night It's pretty high I'm ready to go right now I'm ready to go right This thing's on RIP Andre 3000 And John Legend, although I definitely think John Legend's still kicking. $130,000 is dead?

Something that slept on. My brain immediately went to food. Obviously, this is a food podcast. This is not a food podcast. I think I got to go combos. I don't know why combos came to mind. I've been craving them lately. And I can't decide whether the pretzel ones are better than the good old plain with cheese.

Like pretzel with cheese or plain with cheese. Either way, Combo's, like, best gas station grab and go snack for, like, a car ride. Oh, God, so good. But I always fuck up. Oh, excuse my language. I always mess up opening the package and, like, it like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it, like, actually opens down the side and, like, combos end up getting everywhere in my car.

Anytime I get them for whatever the reason. And then the other thing that came to my brain is anything kebler, but specifically, Vienna Fingers. I feel like the other kebler cookie with the. chocolate inside they look really good and then I've gotten them as an adult and I was like these actually kind of suck um but the vienna fingers were a family staple growing up I knew like my parents were in a great mood if like I opened up the snack drawer and there was vienna fingers in there dunk those in some milk or go dry take eat the top uh you know cookie part and then scrape the icing with your bottom teeth stop that whatever that vanilla icing inside inside is

is so good but also like have I had those as an adult I'm not sure I have to like reconfirm my love for them but those are the two that came to mine and yeah hope you have a great day oh whoa that's not huntie voice hold on wait I can't do honty you need a plug in your huntie also I found your huntie origination original video freaking peed myself I huntie Hunter Never missed She's never missed She's never missed

Never missed But my god Never missed I can't think of a time It's never been a good voice message All of them heat Vienna fingers Why are they called that

But my God Why do I want one so bad In milk And then you split them and do the bottom tooth scrape? It's clinic. It's clinic. Just put on a clinic.

Scoop! Yeah, I feel like it's just combos are so good. They don't even need commercials. They don't need marketing. Who makes them? Who makes combos?

Are they in the like cheese at family? Not a food podcast. Are they? Nabisco, are combos their own thing? Who makes combos? Mars. Oh my God, combos are so gas. Like, honestly, I like combos so much

that they would be my lock screen on my phone. God damn, you know what? I can never decide either. Oh, shit. I can't decide if I want pretzel or cracker. it's always a game time to sige in the gas station sometimes I would get pretzel because I'm like I think my dad's gonna get mad at me if I get cracker

you know pretzel just seems a little more healthy because I'm not trying to go total POS on this road trip but it was always it was always the cheese joints for me pizza just a little too it's it's so good I can't I can't handle it then they had taco I was like What do, that's for like, I don't know. That's for like my last day on earth. I can't handle taco combos.

Are you serious? With the little seasoning they put? Inside of the bag is silver. You ever get a big combos bag? Your sister has a track meat. Your mom brings snacks. Combos are on sale? Big bag.

I'm talking family size. and you just stick your whole hand in there there's no better feeling than when you're used to having like small amounts of things Sour Patch Kids small little bag you know I mean like tiny teeny whatever combos small little bag

there might be seven in there but then for some reason you're at some event you're at somebody's house and you see that big bag of Sour Patch kids that's so big that you're just like you can't even believe it it looks like a mirage

I would see if I was in a desert for 240 days I would see a big sour patch bag in the desert and be like what and you put the way you put your hand in there

and you grab a handful and you put you pick it up and there's all those colors in your hand bro that's a that's a magical moment your mouth on full

full go mode Fawcett's running crazy moment crazy but you're dead on about EL Fudge or you're dead on

about Keebler because the first time I had the EL Fudge cookies I was like what are you talking about my aunt was like you never had EL Fudge cookies I was like this is some like

off brand like I'm an Oreo guy like be real I know my cookies I was like eight I was like I know all the cookies Nah you never had YL Fudge though

What do you mean Brother We were dipping those in milk It's got the same The straight white cracker Kind of like combos on the outside And then just Just

pumps And you can count them Four pumps Four pumps of chocolate another cracker on top slap my ass send me out of a helicopter chop my head off

on the way down Geronimoch and then for God knows why they came out with EL Fudge double fudge that's the day I was just like

anything is possible Double fudge That's dude It's just it shouldn't even be legal It should not even be legal Keebler so slept on Damn you're so right What up

So one of the most slept on things To get done Is getting the wax Out of your ears Blasted out with water Oh my God And I usually get this done Once a year

because every time I go into a pool I always get water in my ears I can't even go underneath the water anymore I think because well I know is the doctor tone is because I use Q-tips like five times a week and I keep pushing that wax and once you get that blasted out

and it's disgusting what comes out of your ear but you get this high definition sound like in the first half hour of like sensitive that you've never heard before. It, like, clears your whole entire hearing to, like, high definition. It's literally crazy. But, yeah, that's a slip-down thing that everybody should get done,

especially if you don't use Q-tips or use them. I'm sure that everybody's ears got to be cleaned out. Disgusting, bro. I'm the guy that, like, kind of forgets to use your cue tips sometimes. I use them all the time, but, like, I don't ever think, like, Oh, I got to use my cue tips after this. I'm always just like, oh, yeah, it's Q-tip time. But remember the first time

you looked at the side of somebody's head and they just had what looked like honey all in their ear? Hey. You never thought of them the same again. Alex, fourth grade, look to his left. I look dead into his ear Oh

Bees live in there Okay, that's where honey's made I saw the waffle I saw I was like dog There's honey combs in there That's the cereal that my grandparents have It's from your ear And just that lives rent free in my brain

From now on He'll be earwax boy Still is I think of this person, I'm like, damn, but that earwax. I've been asking for the power wash, the wax, earwax power wash. I've been asking for that for my birthday every year since 2021. I mean, four years, not that long. But, like, where do you go?

I just, I don't know. Like, what do I have to do to get that done? I feel like all the, like, at-home kits aren't just aren't doing it. I, like, that's where I'm at with, like, services like that. I'm like, I'm not doing DIY ear blow torches. I'm like, I want to go to a place where, like, a pro has to, like, flush it out. Because I'm not, I'm not, I didn't study to do ear pressure washing. Man, that is exact.

I need someone to pressure wash every part of my body. Ears. I. Inside of my teeth and my mouth, just pressure, just, I need someone to just power wash everything on my face. Please. Every morning. Right when you wake up. It's time for your power washing, sir.

I just step in a room completely naked. Dude, just power washes every, every. every part of my body. Point blank. I need it in my eyes so bad. Do if you can power wash my eyes, if I can power wash my eyes every time I wake up. It's fine.

I'm good. I'm pulling out sticks and rocks and thumbtacks and paper clips out of my eye all day, I feel like. You ever like hit your hit this? You ever go thumb into your eye, just like seeing what's in there real quick. at like 2 p.m. And you pull out a whole entire like rock formation.

Why are there pebbles in my eyes? Why is it? Okay, cool. There's concrete in my eye. Okay. It's 2 p.m. It's been there all day. Sounds good.

Yep. So slept on. Power wash my eyes. I won't even lie. I had to Google what this meant. I feel like a bonehead. Okay. What do you mean?

I think that something that's slept on. It's not really like a thing, but I feel like people's authenticity. Like I feel like people try to be so cool, try to not be themselves, try to be something that they're not in order to gain X, Y, and Z, whatever it may be. and I just think that if more people were themselves and, like, showed, like, their authentic, you know, mannerisms, you know, personality, whatever it is, I think that would make, I think the world just a little bit better, to be completely honest. All facts. I know I probably took this to another level of this, but, yeah, I think that authenticity is completely slept on. And I think we need to, I think we all need to be a little bit more. weird and just a little bit more like ourselves.

Love you. God dang. A hundred for a hundred on voice messages. All ears. Hey, she's talking? Everybody shut up! Never missed. Never missed. Yeah, and can't you know, dude, it's so funny that you can always, like when somebody's trying to be cool, it's like, you know, you can always, like, bro.

I wish they would I wish they would be in on the joke too you know like somebody that's trying to be too cool I wish you could just go up to me like dude shut the fuck up like just hey just cut the act man

like dude what you do I wish they'd be like yeah I know and like take off all their take off their whole personality that's not even real it's so obvious it's kind of like

it sucks but it's probably like 75% of the people and I've been that guy I've definitely been that guy trying to be cool trying to be cool guy definitely like high school me for sure I mean I've always been myself but like you know you're around like something like a girl or like you know I mean a group of people just trying to be cool shut up dog that ain't you it's such a it's such a blinding red flag you're like oh okay cool guy yeah oh man oh man oh man oh oh oh oh man oh shit this thing's on Benny what up it's your boy Delta 88.

Love you, bro. This guy is a bomb. I'm just going to refer to myself as that anytime I leave a voice message. By the way. Dude, listen to the way this guy communicates. Impressive. If you've never sung church hymns randomly out loud or. Gregorian chants in like an

empty auditorium or a gym. I don't know if we can be friends, man. Growing up in Catholic school, grade school and high school, I feel like on a random day, I would just be singing, The king of glory comes the nation's rejoices. It's a banger.

Open the gates before him. Lift up your voices. Tell him. Anyway, quick, quick question of the week. Dog. Something that slept on, perhaps a bed? No, seriously. So many things that I could probably think of, but considering it's summer, one thing that

pops into my head is the smores frat from Starbucks. That has been discontinued for a few years I'm a big coffee guy like you bro Typically I'm cold brew or ice latte Feel you I don't really go to the sweet stuff too often It's got to be a special day FRAP was on another level

Really wish they brought it back Starbucks If you're listening Bring it back What are you waiting for? Did they have it for? for like Halloween fall. Yeah, that's all I got for now, bro.

About to pull in to work. Knock them out. Keep crushing it, bro. Knock them out. Love the pod. We'll try to call in whenever I can. Hey, dude. More often, dude.

We love you. I, bro. Peace. I've been a Frappuccino guy like two times in my life. I think it was maybe, I think it was the first Starbucks drink I ever got. your first Starbucks drink is usually probably a frat because you're like

I have no idea what this shit is you walk into Starbucks you're like time to learn a whole new language babe mukalati kapitabatjapal and when you go into Starbucks for the first time

you what you were like 14 12 16 you never had coffee so you're like what even is all this crap It's for like old people

They're like old people food Old people drinks But then that person you're with is like Oh my god You should try a Frappuccino It's always a girl dog Oh my God Tell me the first time you went to Starbucks

You had to be with a girl I was with my sister There's no chance in hell You and your boy Sophomore year in high school Went to Starbucks Nah it was a girl for some reason

you're with a girl maybe a girl you liked or something you should like just try the frappuccino what is that the only knowledge I had of coffee

was from the Sims when you could buy a cappuccino machine and put it in their kitchen so they wouldn't be dead tired that was my the Sims dude

I would play the Sims and the whole time I was just like why are they so tired literally doing nothing all day piss their pants and then their energy is down negative 20 I'm like

Jesus Christ and then like you put the Sim to sleep and it's uncomfortable so the energy is like barely in the uncomfortability I'm like I have the Rosebud cheat code Like I'm buying the, you guys

The best couches, beds I'm buying it all for you. Just go to bed! It would never go to bed. So you had to buy the cappuccino machine. Dude, I had my Sims Taking coffee out. First time I went to Starbucks,

I was like, is it this? Like, am I about to be drinking cappuccino like the Sims? I thought every coffee was a cappuccino growing up. My sister was like, no, get a fray. All right, I'll get like a... You know, I just picked the thing on the menu that looked mostly like a Burger King chocolate shake. I was like, yeah, I mean, I didn't really anticipate getting a shake right now.

I just thought we were like, you know, now I'm just getting a milkshake in the middle of the day, I guess. Whatever you, whatever you recommend. But my sister was like, yo, when you get it, get like a tall. And I was like, oh, it's going to be huge. You know, the sizes are a whole other thing. You're like, what the hell? so I get like a small frappuccino and she's like don't drink it for a sec

I'm like what are you talking about this is just this is like a like if an icy was chocolate that's what it's what it is you know you go to target you make a slushy or whatever they used to have those at target RIP you got a 7-11 you make a slushy

it was just a chocolate one almost looked like a Coke float not float almost looks like a coke slushy she was like don't drink it for like 10 minutes and I was like okay whatever she's like all the ice will meld in it and then you just got straight fluid

best decision I've ever made probably the last time I had a frat though dude I just I get brain freezes too easy fag alarm goes off quick you give me a frat Did I have my fat guy, fat guy brain freeze alarm goes off in three seconds, dude. And I'm doing this the whole time.

Uh, a gr or a, get a venty frappuccino. You ever see somebody with a venty frappuccino? Hand wet. You get a venty frappuccino walk outside. Bro, your whole arms dripping water of the condensation. Oh, wet hands.

Hey, wet knuckles. Get over here. you can leave wet handprints on the sidewalk from your frat that's five brain freezes for me because I can't I can't ration it's so good I'm just it's too good then I get a brain freeze and I'm like the POV you're talking to me and I'm drinking a frappuccino it's too good hands dripping

wet my birthday saw I got a free one Jesus Christ what's that bro it's Colts Nation 87 love you man so I don't know

if people know about it or maybe they are sleeping on it I don't know if it's something that's you know, not really heard of, but I just got an electric fly swatter. Oh my God, they're seeing those. It actually makes me going out and killing bugs. Like, I want to go outside and find flies that are just buzzing around and just zap them. Because this thing is so fun, it's like you're swinging around a tennis racket and you hold the button in it just zaps them as you're swinging it through the air.

I mean, it's a little violent, sure, but it's also a lot of fun. And I think that people might be sleeping on it. And I think that if they don't enjoy having to kill flies, this makes it somewhat enjoyable because you hear that little zap sound every time you hit one and you know that you've done the job. I don't know. I think it's great. They got them on Amazon for like $30-something.

They'd be plug it in by USB to charge it. It lasts forever. Worth a shot. That's all I got. Colts Nation 87, follow them, dude. Real one. Impressive shoe collection, too. didn't see it coming when I met the guy honestly we met

I think I was following him then we met and I was like oh you're him and I looked at his profile yo guys got heat but I've been seeing the electric fly swatters and sometimes I'm like it is a little violent but I mean flies are just so annoying does it even matter

remember that like that like water gun thing people are using to just pick off bugs, it's amazing the things we do to bugs, bro. It is actually crazy. If you think about the way we kill bugs, holy hell. Like, is it one of those things that's going to come back and be like, are people going to be like, be nice to bugs? I kind of feel bad.

I killed an aunt the other day and I was like, shit. You know, he was just chilling. I started to feel bad. But a fly, I'm like, yo, I'll, uh, I'll actually rip your wings off and all your legs off and I'll throw you off my balcony so

nice knowing you confirmed to kill I'll trap four flies in my window and be like hey whoever lives doesn't live for long dude I see a slow fly in my house like in the winter time bro wings are coming off daddy dude nothing a nothing makes me

nothing puts me an animal instant kill mode quicker than a slow fly in my house fly fly fly fly I hope you lack I hope you like your last time in the air because the wings are coming off when you get into Daddy's Laboratory. I'm insane. You're like a serial killer. Dude, they have electric fly swatters, Ash.

I'm not the only one. Dude, what about ants? When ants are like You know Ants are so annoying You're slapping the shit out of them On your countertops That's all my dad used to do

It's literally half Half of my dad's life Was killing ants At one point I think maybe like five or six years ago Or something dude I'd walk in my dad's house He'd be standing over a counter going like this

Jesus Christ Jesus Where do they come from B? They only come around When you're here B Jesus Christ

Jesus They're over here Dude so many Bald up paper towels Dog Just 17 ants on them Bro But then we make

The little fake Ant houses Put them in the corner All the ants run in there Thinking it's their house Poisoned Imagine if you Walked into your house

One day And he just saw an apple pie And it was just Right Then you just Die on site it's okay dude those electric fly swatters

look so fun though I mean it sounds weird saying that be nice to everything you're a piece uh how come I cheer how come I cheer every time every time I see a TikTok

and somebody's swat and flies like that I'm like yeah yeah we had a neighbor Oh mosquitoes, dude Don't stand a chance, bro We had a neighbor That had one of those mosquito Like zapper things

Big light in his backyard I think I could just I would just watch it And fantasize about it all day Gzik Every time I I'd be like, let's go Kill streak

He's gonna get a RCXD GZ you're literally insane so something that's slept on okay is dairy clean strawberry sunday and their chicken tinder basket like you're definitely going to shed like afterwards for sure

but it's totally worth it and it's so good see I've never really really um i've never gone down the path and you guys are going to be like what i've never done dq food dude i'm not a i'm not a hot eats guy i'm a i'm a cool treats bitch i've always just gone to dairy queen not even even even having a thought in my head about food food at dairy queen it just doesn't make sense it's just that it doesn't it really does i'm like what

and like you think they'd promote almost like hot dogs and stuff more because hot dogs go with ice cream it's like fun food but their thing is like chicken tenders and the i think one time i got a burger from there and yo and it was bad and I was having a bad day. Ice cream is good though. I think what slept on from dairy, yeah, Strawberry Sunday, so good.

If you just need to change a pace in your life, if you need to, like throw a little curveball in there, change it up, dude. Hey, do something different. Get like strawberry anything. Strawberry milk. Huh. Is there anything more beautiful

than a little bottle of strawberry milk? No. No, that is straight candy. Good Lord. What is it? I'm starting to drool thinking about it. Strawberry milk from a gas station? One gulp! Bye-bye! Scyanora! from the gas station. I'm like, is what baby is drinking this? Strawberry milk so slept on. Jesus Christ. What else is also slept on? The like frozen freezer section in a dairy queen.

You know you're about to order a dairy queen? There's always somebody in front of you. I've never walked into dairy queen and been like, oh, wow, there's no one in here. It's always 17 people. I'm like, shit. So I'll start looking around What if I did get something else Huh

Start looking at the menu board Hmm Okay Then your eyes wander over to like the refrigerator In the corner of your like what the hell's in there What There's like little mini ice cream cakes in there You're like whoa whoa whoa what

What? By the way Dairy Queen hasn't updated their menu board and like literally since I've been born I'm like you guys just have the same stuff still all they have is like blizzards and that one picture of that one Sunday chocolate Sunday

it's like three like mounds of ice cream with chocolate on it I'm like that's literally it okay you guys come up with something every 17 seconds why is it on the board Jesus Christ dude I remember when Dairy Queen, oh, my, oh, man, I was hooked on it for a while.

Dairy Queen came out with that, that brownie Sunday. I had like four brownies in it. Ah! Those are the best brownies, chewy, kind of on some Panera. Kind of on some Panera. Beautiful. But in that little freezer they have over there, they've got miniature, mini personal ice cream cakes. They have dilly bars, which, who cares till you have one?

Gas. I've never seen a box of dilly bars than somebody's freezer before never I've in the they're very

they're like they're like when you see an animal that's up for extinction you're like oh my god oh my god wait that's one

yeah it's like one of 13 left in the world and it's here that's the same thing as seeing a dilly bar you guys where did you

oh my god it's like it's like real like it's shy it's like looking at you behind like some it's looking at you behind like a frozen bag of french fries it's like oh my god it's like

elegant am I supposed to be looking at it dilly bars wild I love you milky boy whoa Oh, so, oh, yeah, to comment on your remark, I'm in the car like 80% of the workday. Yeah, 70 to 75, perhaps.

But yeah, I'm always in here to try for one job to the next. That's why it always sounds like I'm in a wind tunnel. Love milky. You know what a life kind of, though, just on the road? Excuse me, two young lasses in the crowd. But anyway. Oh, yeah, so slept on. The thing that I would say slept on the most, a mattress.

Hey. Come on. Come on. But we talk about how every cop car in Florida is some mix of gold, yellow, green, white, and black. Every in brown, maybe. Oh, yeah. Every town here. It's green.

Black and gold just passed by. Black can yell, Black, I can't yell though, Black can't go. All right, how about this? Old school, excuse me, music. We're talking, I'm not even talking Frankie Sinach and D. Marties. We're talking Glenn Miller, a little, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that? I tell you, ma'am, you see some beautiful things on the highway. And this highway I'm currently on, not one of them.

That was Glenn Miller. Look out moonlight, serenade on the pod. It's insane. It's so beautiful and peaceful. But really a slept-on thing. Sushi buffets. No way. And I'm in the buffet, but the all-you-can-eat kind of place, it's a gold mine.

And I've been a number of times. I've had heartburn a number of times. And I've opened up with a very upset stomach twice. One time I was really scared I was going to throw up. and days he wasn't working in the house it was warm

I had like lukewarm water on my face on a towel because it's just you know the cold water doesn't work

I read Bible I was just playing well I was listening to the Psalms and praise God it's really all glory to him

for everything of course and it just you know helped to use my mind and my stomach and I went back to bed and my tongue tongue

and it didn't hurt no more tongue-tum kiss a tis crap Part two. Hold on. Here we go. Hey, we're back.

Where's it got? ADHD pod, baby. I don't really know where else got with that. But, hey, how about rotissory chickens? Oh, yeah, this is this. I've had two rotissory chickens in the last 48 or 36 or 72 hours. Sunday had one right before church. Shout out Publix.

It's really good. Lemon pepper. it was incredible hairy incredible devil of incredible and then I had the boho and a mojo

from Publix one and my guy you just give me a kiss with a pound bottle of mustard oh my god how about that huh about that kiss

huh about hey stationed out of pound mustard yeah mustard is actually probably the best condiment hands down when you're looking at the macros flavor no i do love it but give me a honey musk then i'm a slutty little for sure but yeah not wrong good slept on healthy condiment of all time don't even talk about it horseradish and mustard perhaps yeah yeah that's all right

but sincerely bracianne all glory to him you'll have a great date check him out pursue him give you like Joe. Love you as babes. Kiss and tis. Ta. Ah. Mm. Dang.

That's loud. Needed it. You just like make sound effects the whole time and scream and talk about food. It's my whole life. I don't think he realized what he did there, but he put, mustard is one of the most slept on things. It's literally. It's literally everywhere.

No, like, 75% of people hate mustard. I'm like, well, you grow up. Dude, I think I eat two cups of mustard every single day. Cups. Think about it. Measuring cups, two of them. So good. I forget my brand.

I shouted it out one time on Show and Tell. It's so good. Oh, my God. I'm like, how does this have, how does this have nine calories sweet and spicy mustard put it on oh my god just literally just on a turkey sandwich are you see honey mustard's crazy again sometimes honey mustard's so good i'm like you like subway i'm like put put like a dot of honey mustard on there because sometimes they just go absolutely nuts with the every place in the sauces i'm like can you calm down

with the sauce since when do I need like 14 rows of sauce on this stuff just please just hey just light light is fine have you never made a sandwich before

sub artists people at subway do you know where you work one line one line thin it's fine I want to see how much shampoo these people put in their hair

do when subway workers go home for the night and they wash their hair shampoo are they like I'm like dude just dime size babe less is more

It's ha ha, fuck Real quick One more Oh my God Best thing in the world Can't Fire sauce From Red Robin I mean

I'm probably like way behind on this But I just tried it for the first time Like two months ago Because Red Robin is absolutely disgusting And it smells terrible When you go in there Just like a grease pit But this sauce is so good

good and all it is is barbecue and ranch mixed together I don't like either of those by themselves but together game changer Campfire sauce dude they'll name a sauce anything and I'll eat it

Baja sauce Campfire sauce construction site sauce garbage juice sauce I'll take it always looks exactly like this yeah uh-huh that's that's okay yeah i'll take the water on your floorboard sauce

oh my god it's so good can i have extra oh my god radiator coolant i drink the hell out of that i've never been around robin i feel like that's a place that's on the brink of just states and I just don't know but I've never really I've how come there's not been one time in my life where somebody's been like let's go to round robin red robin round robin I'm going to kill myself short on time babe here we go so let's uh let's do days real quick on you're italian you don't even know what that is i don't know like i love italian stuff but sometimes sometimes i'm like i i get the delicacy and like it's the heritage behind it but i'm just not

eating that over dairy queen and i know that sounds so white but i'm like dude i i i just promise that all the variations of ice cream that you come out with remember we're obsessed with uh what was it like the yogurt stuff frozen yogurt remember it was never deep down in your soul you know it wasn't as good as just like a just normal ice i'm like if i'm doing all this to eat frozen custard and why don't i just get normal ice cream those frozen yogurt chains were absolutely insane saying though for a minute orange leaf let's go to orange leaf and then they got so you ever walk by a frozen yogurt place now it's run by four rats a frozen yogurt place now a frozen yogurt place now

has no humans inside of it it's just four frozen it's just four machines on the wall and 28 bowls of toppings in the middle I'm like okay way you're bowling pay way you're bowling pay I'm like you guys don't even care I'm stealing this but spumumoni and what's the other I'm so

not Italian I'm so fake Italian gelato gelato bro the way they the way they make gelato look with like it looks all like packed in that little thing and they got the like the gelato shovel I want you to brick my house

but instead of the concrete in between the slabs I want it to be gelato oh my god he's licking bricks again why is he licking bricks again our neighbor's licking the side of his house oh it's because he he put all

he built the house with bricks and gelato yeah stupid two minutes later 13 people licking a house. You're an idiot for this. We got to save it before it falls down.

Keep licking. Oh man. You're literally crazy. Saturday. Cuban Sandwich Day. What's that looking like? There's so many Cuban things right now. Cuban chain, Cuban sandwich.

I'm doing a Cuban shoulder press. I'm like, all right. go off Cuba oh Cuban sandwiches there's a lot of sandwiches that really talk the talk but do they walk the walk oh a Cuban

a stromboli a Rubin I'm like I don't know about all that I don't know they look good but is it all just presentage I have seen somebody make a meat

Like a Rubin a mean Rubin They put mustard all over And I was like yo You punch me in the chest bro It was grilled bread Like panini I don't know I always bitch out

And I'm like I'll take turkey on wheat With lettuce tomato Should I get wild And put some pickles on there salt and pepper if you have any such a bitch get real get a cuban i don't have the nuts to get a cuban sounds too exotic for me sunday national waffle day there's nothing a little beautiful about a waffle when it pops out of that toast or golden brown it's almost like i it's almost like i it's almost like how do i not put peanut butter on that

how do i not put peanut butter on that how do i not slice up bananas real thin put them on that how do i not you know what while i'm doing this i might as well do it right how do i not go up to the cabinet get some nestley chocolate chips out of the top very top of the cabinet sprinkle like seven on there. Then I go, we're already here. Sprinkle eight more on there. And top it off with that other waffle. Cut it in half.

It looks and smells so good that you almost want to gift it to someone. I made this. I made this. Do whatever you're on with it. Just get out of my sight.

You make me a peanut butter, banana waffle sandwich I'll never forget you you're always be by my side from the day that I met you the peanut

butter was crunchy and I gotta have you in my life life crunchy peanut butter hated on the most slept on the most Give it a chance, babe You can do so many things with waffles God dang The Waffle Maker at the hotel

Come on That's a fat guy playground That's a fat guy toy They always have a They always have a container of like juicy like sliced up Syrupy strawberries next to it You put it on there

you make a waffle perfect in that thing flip it put on a plate throw a billion strawberries in each hole and then whip cream in the middle i mean it's just with the knife in the fork bro you can't tell me shit when that's in front of me i don't care blah blah blah that's what i say when somebody talks me. Nah, nah, nah, nah. You're seriously immature. But don't you think that in your head? Like, if I'm sitting down to eating

the strawberry waffle with whipped cream on it and somebody tells me to do something, I'm like, I drop everything. I drop my silver and my fork the loud as way of possible. I go, no, la, la, la. You can't tell me shit. Shut up. You make one of those for yourself?

You get an hour. I get an hour for this. and you shut up for an hour. After an hour, I guess we'll talk. I'm still going to be thinking about it. Peach pie day. Still nothing. Nothing rocks my world, like those little mini pies.

I got 2% battery left. I got to shut up. Those little mini pies, they sell in stores. Why do those look so good? And so old fat, old school. Okay. Okay, little jazzy pies, apple ones, cherry ones, peach ones, two bucks,

a full... Oh, come on! I thought this podcast wasn't about fed. Mini pies, bro. Just stop it. I gotta go. I love you guys. Thank you for the voice messages.

Come to the shows, Baltimore in about a month. Follow the new page. Espresso Benny on Instagram. DM me. If you show love and I didn't recognize it. I'm sorry if that was a thing

that you were trying to say. I'm sorry I missed it. But I promise. I appreciate everything. Wouldn't be anywhere without you. We're going to keep rocking, babe. See you next time. It's ha ha.

Fuck.