Espresso - something you regret not buying?

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

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I always wanted one of those Nerf footballs that were NFL team colors. I remember seeing one time a Falcons one at a Kmart. I'm not a Falcons fan, but a red and black Nerf football with the Falcons logo? Yeah. Smack me across the face with one of those. I didn't buy it. I don't think I ever saw one again. Oh, well.

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Negative 30 degrees in every building I've ever walked into. Have the backup hoodie. You tie it around the waist? You're a nerd. I kind of like the look. Underrated look. Tying the hoodie, the Benedict merch hoodie around your waist.

Just in case it's a little chilly. Just in case. I don't want to be uncomfortable guy. I don't want to be too cold. Got the backup hoodie feeling good. You know it's so cold. You're like in a corporate office for so long. It's so cold.

old the whole day that that building is on what 60 degrees i'm like why would it ever need to be but then you like you got your car for a little bit oh you got your car midday oh i think it's in my car you got you know just during a little stupid like a little break or something and your car's like 900 degrees and you just Ha dude nothing feels better than that I'm convinced

bro that a hundred and 20 degree car you're putting the hot seat belt on you just to oh my god just to let let your boy thaw out what's a girl got to do around here to thaw out during work bro it's so hot and it's God it feels good you don't want to leave

kind of feel like remember that one time in third grade your teacher brought in like the the little baby chicken incubator just my school remember the chicken incubator what a time third grade all of a sudden

whoops there's a glass container really warm in our class with a bunch of little chicks in it and we just watched them all day yeah why did you get such bad grades in third grade i don't know i was watching chickens the whole day it's the best the best month of my life yeah put his desk by the warm chicken container with all the chickens in it see if he pays attention to math see if he knows how to do fractions after sitting by a chicken incubator the whole day

my ass wow never forget cringe moment of the week obviously so the so the incubator's warming up the chickens that are ready to roll

my teacher's like okay today we get to we get to hold the chickens so there's like I don't know it felt like there were like six or seven chickens in there passed them around the room

everybody oh my gosh Oh, my God. No, you can't do that. Don't do that. All of a sudden, there are all these chicken rules. How am I supposed to know all these chicken rules? Had my pencil bag out on my desk.

I was like being real gentle with one. I just let him go rogue. I was like, let him be him. Let him figure it out. Steps on my pencil bag. Drops a deuce all over my pencil bag. Now I'm chicken poop for the rest of the year. God dang it, man

What a time though That's how I feel When I go out to thaw out in my car After being in a cold building the whole day I just turn into a little baby chicky I have no idea how we started talking about that But hey Oh yeah get your merch remember

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yeah let's watch this thing ready when you are got skis in got skis in got skis on walking in the theater. Let's do this. Top three coldest place has got to be a theater. A corporate office is just icicles. And low key, I think Starbucks doesn't on purpose,

but I think it's 48 degrees in every Starbucks in America. And one time I think I asked them. I was like, hey, can you, can you turn up the temperature? because I was in there working on something and I needed their Wi-Fi and those days when you're in Starbucks for like way too long I started to think

I was like oh it's so cold in here because I don't want people to stay in here and like loiter I was like I think I'm kind of a homeless guy I used to set up shop in Starbucks I'm talking computer I'm talking power cable I'm not leaving

feet up on the chair I almost brought a rug in a lamp it's good yep meet me in my office where is it where is it corner of emerson and county line across from the gas station dude it was so cold in there hey can you turn up the can you turn it turn a heat it's so cold in here we don't have control the the temperate thermometer the thermostat um we don't have control the thermostat they they control that in seattle at corporate. I was like, I'm just kidding.

I got to go. I got to go. Just drink coffee the whole entire day. P stats probably around, once I broke the seal, it was just game over. Probably around 17 times. Every, all 17 times,

I'm like, well, when I turn around, my laptop isn't going to be there. Point is, get your merch, babe. Have that, have that hoodie. Just in case. Let's get to the question of the week. Espresso, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, question of the week. What's the thing you never bought that you still regret?

God, man. I've got a lot that hurt. I'm just going to say them. Honestly, I'm going to be very straight up. Four or five of them are probably shoes. Because, like, you just, you can just buy them now and eat. no you can't there's a there's a time like you missed out when the shoes were hot back in whenever

2006 yeah I can get those shoes now for like quadruple the price but they're not like they're not hot like they were what I'm thinking about is the Jordan Aqua 8 oh no oh my God

what is that even what even is that you always say stuff I have no idea what it it's the Jordan 8s that like are the real like they're different than all the rest of them Chris cross strap cool little design on the bottom what color were they wild berry Pop-Tart kind of looked like a kind of looked like roller blades without the roller blades oh boy just wanted to wear those at school so bad somebody had them i was like he's got those for school anybody ever ever wear something so sick you kind of hate him i was like i don't like that kid anymore i don't like that kid anymore he's wearing all the stuff i want he's kind of got my

hair i don't like him but deep down here in love with him god missed out I don't know how I'd ever buy them. Maybe I asked for him for Christmas. It was always a gamble asking for shoes for Christmas because you're paying. I'm like, I don't know if my dad knows how to get shoes my size. Like that's like a hot release. If I ever have a kid though, I will, dude, the things I'm going to do if I have a kid and it's Christmas, you don't want to know. I'll get shot in a shoe line if that's what it takes.

No better feeling than giving somebody a. present on Christmas and that you talk about Christmas all the time day changer day year changer when they open up a present oh what's up yeah uh-huh I paid attention we writing down little notes when people are talking okay okay she likes grinola bars okay so I'm gonna get her a huge boxer granola bars got it don't even know talk to her twice in my life don't the thing you never bought that you still regret that bloody scream mask boy oh boy god the first time you walked it was always out it was at a grocery store it's called mire myers if you're a mom they had a dope this was before like party

city spirit of Halloween this is before them they I might have had like a little willy-nilly Halloween shop in the mall that was like seasonal. You know how they do that? But grocery stores used to carry Halloween. They used to make their own little, like they had a huge display right when you walk in. There'd be like kind of a kind of a little haunted house you walk in. It's not like Spirit Halloween, how there's like a weird like, that thing at Spirit Halloween gets me every time. I know it's coming.

I know it's coming. Still, right when you walk into Spirit Halloween, terrifying. Four, four creatures standing 10 feet tall with knives. Right when I walk in. They didn't have all that, but they had the haunted house you walk into it. So all the masks on the side and then I saw the bloody screen. I was like, oh, that's just a normal screen mask with plastic over it. It seems a little thicker.

And then I looked at the little picture of blood coming down. Ooh! I knew there was no way in hell. I was leaving the store at that. No way. No chance. It's too gross. My mom.

It's disgusting. I wanted it so bad. Never could have a cool Halloween costume after that. I remember one year. You're talking about Halloween? Yeah, because it's fall, babe. Hey, Ash, it's fall. Pumpkin spice lattes are out at Starbucks.

It's fall. Leaves, candies. Taylor Swift. Trick or treat. Cinnamon. Yeah. Could never have a cool costume. One year I had a,

Robin costume. I'm so Robin. I'm so sick. Batman, uh, Batman Return. What was the Batman when they had like Mr. Freeze and the Ridler? It was a stacked cast. One of the sick, one of the sickest Batman's poison ivy. Talk about your sexual awakening. Poison Ivy? For some reason was into Redheads hard and then I saw poison ivy. Good God.

But I was robin from that Batman It felt good Had a good costume Had the fake muscle chest Um Put it on Put it on my mom's bed Before we're about to go out to trick or treat

And someone sat on it So I had a huge crack in the muscle chest So I was just walking around Yeah Hey what's up Why is there a huge slice In the middle of your pecks Just didn't fit it right

had that one year probably the coolest costume I had but up until then I was just I'm telling you I was just every single year couldn't get the bloody screen mask couldn't get it it's too expensive

you need to create to make something my mom when it came to Halloween make something so I just pulled the old faithful out of the closet the old padded big puffy bee costume had to be had to be 12 years in a row

big stupid B it was like it was like cushioned like you know the cushions like around on the seats on your kitchen table it was like that you like press into it you could have tackled me into a front yard I wouldn't I wouldn't have felt it every single you know you're you're having Halloween parties at school cool. I'm showing up to Halloween with a big fluffy bee costume on. And we're talking like, we're talking like fifth, fifth grade. Fifth grade like something like embarrassment starts

to set in, you know. It's not cute anymore. Like you got you got to kind of have a little bit of a scary like cool costume in fifth grade. You're getting judge now. Nope, not me. It's just walking in with two big fuzz balls on my head. I tried to make it scary. I started to growling at people. What are you doing? I was like, I'm a killer bee. Just, come on. Don't ruin this right now.

All because I didn't get the bloody scream mask. Let's hear yours. What's the thing you never bought that you still regret? I love you, milky boy. So, Bitcoin, for sure. Everyone got us 2017. I vividly remember my uncle and my dad

and my grandma's front porch. On a spring day in 2017, much like today, nothing like today. He's in Florida in the muggy heat. But anyway, we're talking to it. It was like just around a thousand a coin. My uncle had some. Man, I didn't have money at the time.

He was in college. And they didn't give us money. Unfortunately, ship by quite a few years about like one or two but anyway that for sure you know

well hey hey hey hey a little money more in quarterback today you know what do I wake up small the roses little great jehosa fat little great freaking little bc yeah but anyway

stretching waking up right now but anyway that when I was a kid remember the Skymold magazines first of all great black material if you get the reference if you don't it's when you're in the bathroom you read a book that kind of book and or that kind of magazine it was a cool magazine that had all the cool tech

and random crap it was like brookstone before brookstone it's way better than brookstone but they had that robot dinosaur thing that was like 180 it seemed like a thousand dollars god it did and they were part of like 30 bucks and i remember one or one so so badly so badly but not ever got it. And that's probably going to be the one that in Bitcoin. Robot Dino.

Oh, you're silly me. At the age of 14 or 12 or 10 for not buying Bitcoin, you know, it's seem like you always see the memes. Oh, yeah, what was I thinking playing in freaking recess playground time with freaking Jimmy Mike, Johnny Frank, and the boys, while I could have been

invested in a stock market or in real estate, Goofy Me at 12 not thinking of that But yeah Bitcoin Circa 2017 And Skymall Robot Dinosaurs Circa 2000 Like 7

Yeah Morning's a little bit More out you know I smoke more than a lot It's because we spoke up But just a tiss A lot Chase God y'all

Really good. I'm checking out Sorry, I'll do it for you. Dude, just give them a waking up and ripping a voice message clean first attempt. Let's talk. Love it, man. Thank you, Milky Boy. Sky Mall, though.

Where were those magazines? Were those in airplanes? Just so much crap in there. Why would you ever need it? so much like uh so much i i the ipod tech stuff always wanted one of those big um a big like never had just never had the opportunity to get it but like you ever see it's always like it's always like it's always at a sporting good story you like you like drive by it's always on the outside of like against the wall that big

floating trampoline oh hello is anyone home dog you just you have a little if you can you imagine having a pool with a floating tramp um or your homeboy's got a lake a floating trampoline God, so fire, so fire. Never had any reason to buy it, but I was like, yo, if you're buying stuff like that, like you're in a different tax bracket. It did seem like everything you wanted to buy from the SkyMall magazine was like just totally unaffordable.

I think that's because we're all kind of, we're all kind of poor grown up. Did you seriously call me poor? Yeah. I don't know. how was it like how did were there are there people that exist that they ask their parents or stuff and their parents just got it for them bro i had to negotiate like wall to wall

sun up to sundown parents acted like we had a hundred dollars growing up i think i thought for a minute we only had a hundred and five dollars i was like i can't ask for that but everything seems so expensive and you look at it now and you're like that was only 70 bucks like a trampoline an actual trampoline

bro we had to convince my mom it maybe took a month like of just like just just hounding her every day every day but they have yeah they haven't gotten hurt on it is the thing

it was the whole thing about getting hurt we wanted the trampoline without the net because the net made it look so bad. Ew. You see a trampoline with a net, the net's all ripped up, it looks all gross.

You see a trampoline straight. No net? Just looks like paradise. It took a straight up month to get my mom to buy a trampoline. I went to Walmart the other day to see how much trampolines were. $84.

$84? $84? I think we had to, like, loop it into a couple graduation presents. I was like, I won't get anything for my birthday or Christmas or my graduation. My sister had to double down on it. Yeah, I mean, either. Got the tramp. Set it up in the backyard, straight gas.

My dad was so mad. It's going to kill the grass. It's going to kill the grass. dude my dad would my dad would move everything we bought my dad would move it by a basketball hoop put it in the grass on the side of the driveway every morning he'd move it to the driveway it's gonna kill the grass dude dad's in grass get over it the trampoline out there stupid he's gonna kill the grass my dad moving the trampoline in the morning before school god Jesus Christ I can't believe it

The dew from the grass in the morning kicking up on his khakis, pants all wet coming to the car. He has a stupid trip. One time he like went out of town or something, coaching at a football clinic for like two weeks. You should have seen the dead, dead grass circle in our backyard. A perfect circle, bro. Ha ha ha ha. Everything. My dad hated

I think Everybody's dad hated everything they did I remember I was taking a walk with my dad Big walk guys Big walk guys I think my dad

was low-key trying to burn off some calories Just like before bed Well we walked by this guy And he was just spraying down his driveway And like

kind of cursing under his breath And Jesus Christ A bunch of crap what the hell he did it was like it was like 938 p.m. And I was like what is he doing?

My dad was like he's spraying off all his kids sidewalk chalk because it looks like crap on the driveway. I was like oh shit. It's every dad. Stupid ass hopscotch

connect the dots piece of shit. Dads hate stuff. dude dad's love lawn way too much though so i don't want a house if i got a house i think i'd turn into to scott is that scott from scott's turf builder i'd change my name

what's up scott i'd always have a piece of grass in my mouth sun hat on sitting on the porch fertilizer there were so many things that went into i remember it was like it started to like control my life a little bit. I'll be playing in the backyard. I'm like, hey, I think we got grubs. I'm like six years old.

We got grubs. What are we doing this weekend? Me, six. We got to aerate the yard. We got to call somebody. Our whole life was it, dude, it was such a struggle. It was the only thing my family cared about was our grass. fertilizing it

you dumped a big bag of fertilizer and like the black little like daredevil thing and it like whisks it all all ttz tz tz tis those are the days though

bro we had we had crab grass one year oh my god I was like I can't even I can't even look at our yard my dad it's a reflection of our of our house.

We had dandelions real bad one year. I'm like, what's going on with our lot? What's going on? Dude, we, did we sign a deal with the devil? Did we get a cheap lot because the grass is a... God, it's something, it's always something, huh? I'm seven years old at school. Yeah, we have dandelions now.

Good God. I just remember taking, I remember taking a handful of grass, ripping it up and seeing 19 little grubs underneath if you don't know what grubs are there's like little worms that kill your yard God they're so ugly that piss me off so bad

ew only thing I thought about for probably like the first 11 years of my life grubs nobody else had them I was like I guess we're the only people in the whole world to have grubs

and then like trolley made a made a candy out of them and that was a final straw for me I went to the gas station and saw trolley bright crawlers trolley grubs I was like let's keep going

part two P2 P2 P2 he loves you he wants you thought what he did change your life for the best way ever

and what's important decision we can make and so your life's Christ so on top of that we'll love going to be on top of that but to wrap it all up like the next time there's a crypto

check it out well maybe not because we have like the thousands of dumb mean coins like I think Jay Paul had one I don't get him Trump but I love Trump but like dude really Trump coins that's not

I don't think that's really going to do anything I don't even know what it's like like you're not to ramp but dude one of these freaking fake little internet smuggies that you can't touch access or shit I don't understand it it's such a foggians

it's a forgis it's a four days it's a wows and it's oldus anywho I don't get it but kiss it's just and

please run off the road I think we have something about just to have Like a fucking Like a freaking Like a freaking screaming Falcon On that one, eh?

Station out about that Falcon Yeah, I don't understand any of those coins Never will. Never will try either. There's always a new one Meme coin? What is it? And how do you fall into that? And how are you like collecting?

it. I don't even understand Bitcoin. Next time there's a Bitcoin, let me know. I regret never buying the Zen Garden from the book fair in fifth grade. Wait, what is that? It might be the reason why my nervous system is still fucked. Zen Garden book fair.

We got to see what's going on here. Wait, hold on. I don't know Oh, the little thing The little Is it a little like gardening thing? Oh, with the sand and the rake I kind of don't remember

Yeah, but that will That stuff will hang over your head You go to the book for it, bro, the smell of the book fair Oh everybody was excited even your teacher to go to the book fair you saw them setting up in the atrium of your school just like the the lobby you know even poor schools the book fair would make it bang scholastic book fair week my mom gave me ten dollars i'd be like you're so lucky You have no idea how lucky you are.

The Scholastic Book Fair was such an event that I respected. I couldn't even steal from it. And I was stealing. One of those big basketball erasers? Come on. Didn't even want to take it. I was like, this ain't, this isn't a time for me. It was just like a wonderland.

And it always took like 20 or 30 minutes to go. maybe even longer. I felt like we were at the book fair one time for like 45 minutes. People buy and left and right. I was like, your parents give a shit? Your parents gave you money to buy a book.

Get out of here. I don't even think my parents knew existed, but the walk down from the classroom to the to the scholastic book fair, your teacher, walking through the halls, you're looking through all the classrooms,

left and right. Oh my God, that's a one kid. I've never seen him in school before. I wonder if he's smart. You're dragging your finger along the wall in between two big like two big, uh, cement blocks, you know those? Just feeling the texture. Stop touching the wall. Go down the stairs. Take a left. just a wonderland. Everything displayed perfectly. Shout out to the moms that set up the Scholastic Book Fair.

Everything smelled, dude, that is a very underrated scent. Like a brand new book. You're like, oh, nobody's even cracked into this. You know, your boy went right to the posters. One of the things I regret, not buying, never would have bought it. Just didn't have the scratch at the time.

If I bought anything in those years of my life, it was if I did, like if I didn't spend any money, I got Christmas money and that was it. My grandma gave me Christmas money and that's what your boy was living off of until the next Christmas. Maybe for my birthday, I'd get like 25 bucks. But for Christmas, I thought, I honestly thought I was bawling out of control. 50 bucks? I don't think anybody had it like me, honestly. I was like, we get $50 for Christmas.

$50. And I might get like $25 for my birthday. You know, you get a couple of, your aunt gives you five and ten here and that year. Whoa. That lasted me, had to last me the whole year. Wanted to split some shoes. It's coming out of the Christmas fund. Didn't have that kind of money when the Scholastic Book Fair rolled around.

Bro, that little poster corner. There weren't even regulation-sized posters, but they always had heat. That prowler poster, you know what I'm talking about. What a dumb car. Prouler. Remember the poster? Is it prowler?

On the top? Whoa! I remember my friend Zach got it. I was like, dude, you're just filthy ridge, man. You know, I'm, you know, I'm saying is he's a like a only child money the only child only children only child's they say only childs they were buying it up at the book fair I was like you guys don't know the struggle your parents are just here here I always kind of felt bad for the

only child I was like what do you do all day just watch Mari you know anybody to play with you don't you don't even have a dog it's just you and your mom home so weird so weird you need to get like beat up at some point there's like just a whole list of kids I'm like you need to get beat up arch manning you need to get beat up dude I know you got brothers you know maybe you don't Jackson dart you need to get beat up there's always kids like that at my school I'm like god he just need to get in a fight like somebody just needs to punch you

really hard in the back okay you're like seriously evil hey you got to get beat up but they always had football players on their posters

too this classic book fair I had to flip through them oh just not not and does not ever

going to be able to buy that but I'll look at it for 25 minutes. Oh my God! Went to my friend's house after school one time. He had it. I was like, you bought that? You sneak bought that, so I didn't see.

Wow. Just in his room, Marshall Fault Colts poster on the wall. Scholastic Book Fair size. I was like, you didn't buy that at Kmart, Doug. No, because it's Scholastic Book Fair size. It's like three-fourths of a real poster, and it's a little thicker.

I know my posters. Poster section, was wild. The pencil topers, wild section. I was always like, maybe one of the moms will just give it to me for free. The Zen Garden. That's powerful.

I should have bought like a year's supply of like the original Butterfingers. I know I've mentioned this before probably in these voice clips, but the new Butterfingers are just trash. They're just so bad and they don't taste like the originals. They're too salty. They're just nasty.

And I wish if I had known, like if I had done some research and known that Nestle was going to kick it over to whatever company owns them now, I would have bought like a year of supply just to like have it. I mean, I know they expire and crap, but man, you know they would have been good for a minute. Yeah, I miss the old butterfingers. that's all I got. Dude, hey, you can bring that up. You can bring up the old Butterfingers every single podcast. Because it's all I think about.

It's all I want to talk about. And don't tell me you've never had an expired Butterfinger. You know, you know when you're eating like old candy. You're like, ah. But it kind of tastes just as good. You're like, this is definitely old.

But it's still hidden. And I'm not going to tell anybody. That old, stale mini butterfinger from Halloween 2004. You just find it in a drawer. How fast do you? Kind of taste a little dusty. You're like, that's it though. That's it.

I hate it when they change recipes of stuff. Like, we're not going to know. Do they have like a patent on the, does Nestle have the butterfinger? and they won't let the other company use it? It'd be smart. They probably do. They did it with Gatorade too.

I'm telling you, cool blue did not use. Cool blue used to be totally different. And then all of a sudden, boom. I'm like, I didn't want to sound crazy, but I'm like, this isn't the same thing. Overnight, one night, 2009. I was like, this cool blue change. They changed their recipe. This is not a cool blue anymore.

Maybe I thought we just got a bad batch. I was like, it's probably my taste buds. I'm probably an idiot. Hasn't been the same. Right from under our nose. That's a good question. What's the recipe they changed that you just want to choke somebody out over? God dang.

That Butterfinger one hurt, man. Because Butterfinger kind of like a tier two candy. I hate to say it to you, man. butterfinger's not the not the the cream of the crop I can't believe I just said that but you got your like your Snickers Kit Kat Rees up here

Power 5 conference and you got you got butter Butterfingers like right below that Butterfinger is like the like the like kind of like the Boise State nah I just I just I just

that was a low blow Butterfinger's kind of like the Notre Dame they're just in the championship yeah but you know what I mean they're like not always in there but some years that you never know I still have Butterfinger in my teeth from like 2008

eat a Butterfinger the next four days I'm good oh he's got that guy right there he's got Butterfinger face how you're done milk dud mouth oh my god the first time you had a milk dud

had that thing lodged in your back too never been happier dude milk duds yeah no wonder they give you that box with just two in them two that's all you need

that is all you need I can't even imagine seeing a large dude can you imagine seeing a bowl full of milk duds, I think you just got to you just got to accept your fate. I think if I ate a milk dud right now at my age,

I would pull four of my teeth out. Not even kidding. When I chomp down back teeth on a milk dud for the first time ever in the car and I didn't get back up, I was like, wow This is that lockjaw thing They're talking about

I heard something about lockjaw Like on a song I have it Yeah, one day she shut her mouth And she couldn't open it ever again I was in the back of my mom's car Like This is it

That's it for me Yeah, that's it Uh huh Well, it's fun all lasted I knew something like this Is gonna happen to it Huh Yeah

one of one experience there Benny what up yo I'm still kind of regretting never having purchased a pair of helies I don't think my parents would let me get them back in the day because they thought I'd be rolling around school and I would get in trouble or something like that

but that shit looks so tight back in the day man just like not walking but rolling just like living in the future bro that's fine dude's crispy every time coming in with heat I thought this wasn't like a nostalgia podcast it just it ends up being one

because it's just so much fun to talk about it I only saw Healy's like on win the like you know Nickelodeon game shows that have like figured out they'd always win like the person who won would always win Healy's. I'd be so, like, imagine

sings, I never saw them until, like, they, like, came back around. I think, like, high schools when I saw them, actually. But growing up, never saw them. Unless it was on, like, a Nickelodeon commercial. And then if I was like, if I see someone

wearing Healy's, like, as I'm growing up, that means they won a Nickelodeon game show. Like, I got to, like, talk to them. That was kind of all I wanted to do my whole entire life was win a sweepstakes on Nickelodeon. What, right?

Kind of all I live for. But I had never even ever tried. It just didn't even cross my mind. I was like, man, I wish I was just be on Hidden Temple. Legends of the Hidden Temple so bad. Figure it out. Just one of them. I'm like, how do they even get

on that? you hear that like casting call and your like local radio station we're looking for the next star I was like is that how you get on those shows like well I guess it was just my like where I lived

and like no one cared to do any of that stuff and I was like man I want to be on Nickelodeon stuff that'd be sick I'm just like watching all that just like yo we could definitely I'm looking at my sisters like we could be on this for sure never ever knew how

hey still still don't know how we try and though baby the one that got me this is another shoe one do you guys remember these they were called goo shoes i think i think or i just made that up but this was definitely a thing it was in when i was in kindergarten like two people in my class had them and there were just like normal like looking like running shoes but they're like plastic pockets all over the shoe and they had like green and purple like goo in them

goo and you could like press it and like spread out and you can just press them they were so sick and I thought it was over I really thought the trend was over then my homie the dude

a weed kid who I'm like how do you have how do your parents how do you convince your parents to buy you this stuff house it was always those kids with like the the like one story like house that smelled like cigarettes that had the coolest stuff i was like how did you get the walked in with an all black pair goo shoes i was like i got to look up the name of these because if they're not gooshoes

i'm probably going to end my life goose shoes oh yeah yeah dude goo shoes they had like blobs on them you could just press this stuff oh they were so ill for school I couldn't even believe my eyes the first time I saw them my mom not buying

not buying into that program whatsoever but I would just I would just stare at them they were converse yep yep I think they sold them at like pay less we walked by pay less one time

and I was like, I'm saying. Insane. I regret that too. I feel like those are 90 bucks. They were probably 30. That's pretty high end for some kindergarten shoes, though.

Goose shoes. I just wanted to rip open that little plastic pocket and see what it was all about. You know, you ever do that with your shoes? there's like an air pocket dude the one day my shoes

got too old I was like I just ate all the air I was like so it's got to make me jump higher stronger or faster I just

I just snored at all the air pocket air it was kind of sad though because at one time I had to I had to put them back on my mom's like put on your shoes let's go and I was like oh shit she doesn't I just pop the air pocket

So I was walking around on broken air pocket shoes What is that noise? I don't know With the goo shoes Do you just want to pop them open and see what the goo is all about? Can I eat that goo? Please? Hey Benny

So something that I always really wanted were pink Timberlin boots. And I would ask for them on my birthday or like any occasion, Christmas, birthday, anything. I think I asked like five years in a row and I never got them, which is wild because I used to get pretty much whatever I asked for. Sorry, that probably makes me sound like a little spoiled bitch.

But yeah, I never bought them or received. them so sometimes i think about buying a pair i mean why not but i've really really really just wanted pink timberland boots for the longest maybe i'll treat myself now that i'm thinking about it for my upcoming birthday love you you got to keep those so clean is the thing yeah you probably never got them because your parents out there are ugly you know don't you hate that when your parents don't like something you can't like you can't get it you're like god i gotta convince my mom is they're cool like i don't know how some kids i grew up with were wearing like fat farm shoes i was like so your mom doesn't even care what you look like this is crazy

girls would wear fat farm shoes i'd be like too you guys are insane you guys should go to the public school are you serious fat farm they were kind of popping for a minute though so i get it and it was like when I was growing up was a big, like, music videos, a lot of, a lot of Nelly street fashion. God, dang. All girls wore, Sophie shorts, fat farm shoes. I was like, I'm in love with all you guys, I guess. It's what it takes.

What up. So, the things. that I regret buying in the past is I had three opportunities to see major icons and legends perform. And the first one was in 2003, I missed the opportunity to see Michael Jordan's last game against the New Jersey Nets in my hometown. down. And I was about to go, you know, I had, I was a junior in high school. I had my friend who got his license, you know, we found tickets for like $200 and then we were going to scalp. This was back when like, you know, you're on ticket master and where you were going to

scalp them. Like, it wasn't easy to get tickets. Been there. And we freaking didn't go. And that was his last year that he retired. And like, you miss seeing out Michael Jordan. The X was in 2011, I had the opportunity to see Prince before my Master Square Garden, and I was going to buy the tickets. It was $300 each. I was a huge Prince fan. I was around 24 years old. And my girlfriend was like, I don't want to go.

I don't like all his songs. It's going to be too boring. And I was going to go by myself. Would have had the time of your life. And I should have, but, of course, I didn't end up going. And the last one was in 2021. I missed opportunity to see Tom Brady before. He was going against the Giants.

He was a game. I actually had free tickets, and I didn't go, because the Giants sucked that year. And it was kind of raining that kind of game. And my boy had tickets, and he's like, you want to go? He's like, you know, this is his last time. And I was like, oh, it's raining. I don't want to, you know. He's like, you could just pay for parking.

I was like, oh, I didn't. I missed it. I didn't go. I didn't see these three guys perform. And, you know, when you have these opportunities, you got to go because it's, you won't see these guys. They either die, they stop performing. And you miss out in greatness. It's just, it's always gives the chance to see your, like, idols or people that you admire, perform, you know, one last time. Yeah. I'm kind of, I don't know if I can agree, dog. You said

you saw Tom Brady perform. Why, why did I think of him singing a song, Tom Brady singing? AFC Championships I beat the bills Every time we play them Sorry Jets I hate you And we beat you every year

I don't know why Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I beat out Drew Bledso We won the Super Bowl That year, I had the Patriots fans respect, and then we got Randy Moss, New England, ruled the AFC forever. I give props to Kevin Falk, Bill Belichick, and Mike Vablety. New England

Teddy Brewski I won't forget you I did most of the work myself We lost that one time to the Colts Charles Woodson Thank you New England All right

Hey who's not going to see Tom If Tom Brady was singing in a sold-out stadium I'm going! But when it comes to games and stuff, I'm kind of like going to games. Dude, I kind of hate live sporting events. Because I think they make it better on TV. Watching an NFL game on TV is a thousand times better.

Dude, I went to a Colts Bears game last year because I was like, this will be sick, right? I'm in a Colts game in a while. The Bears are like a cool team. I felt like, I was like, I got to go home. Like, I don't know if it was the people around. Everybody, I don't know if it's just like Indianapolis,

but I was like, this is like embarrassing. Not that I'm better than anybody or anything like that, but I was just like, I just can't enjoy myself here. Maybe because I wasn't drinking. That might have been some of the part of the problem. but the whole time I was like dude I don't know

I gotta get out of here yeah but you're right man you always make a memory when you go to that kind of stuff it's always something you'll never forget something happens you're like dude we're at that game

yeah you're right I'm not never been to a concert like that before that was just i went to a drake concert in chicago one time kind of last minute it's pretty tough it's pretty tough um the rain the rain the rain will get me definitely will get me to stay home but i one time i went to a t pain and chris brown dual concert and i was like i cannot miss this and it rained and I was like ah come on man come on you can't miss this dude just just just ate and it was like it was like when I was in college so I was like hungry for like

entertainment you know what I mean when you're in college you'll like kind of do anything just have fun like now I'd be like I don't know rain it I what am I going to wear you know the excuse machine would be cranking but in college I was like I don't even care I think I was wearing like you indie you indie football travel suit I was like yo let's just go who care it was the most fun I've ever had at a concert slide slid down a whole entire hill knocked out like 42 people no one cared beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful You know, concerts hype, when on the way home, you're listening to all the songs again. Oh, remember he played that?

Yeah. A lot of games I almost didn't go to that I would really regret now. Oh, it's a LeBron James' high school game. My dad, like, made me go because he knew I'd be like, nah. but they played in obviously he was in high school but he was like him so they played at Dayton University

University of Dayton I don't know which one's which but he sold out an entire college basketball arena for a high school game and we watched oh my God and he was doing stuff too like before the game that like you like he was doing like he knew like there were kids like me there

that were like, oh my God. Like he was shooting, like, he shot like 40 threes from like, like the side. You know the side of the basketball court where you like, you can't even like, you can barely even see the rim, but you're still in bounds. Like the deepest corner three of all time. Heels touching the out of bounds, baseline and sideline. And he was just ripping. I was like, oh my God.

And at that time, like during, uh, warm up. so you couldn't dunk because it was like a tech bro he was doing the nastiest stuff and just dropping it in I was like oh my god this dude this is real life

crazy almost didn't go to that but my dad was like come on let's go we have to go I was like all right yeah you're right you're right you're right

so yeah I guess yeah go to that stuff explode off the ball jents explode. Hey, B, this is Coach Lou calling for the first time. I'm in the middle of our last preseason game, getting the boys ready for week one. Let's see some chop clubs. Chop the elbow, then clubs. God damn, I'll tell you, be these new kids. They don't want her anymore. You can see some of these damn clubs. We're terrible. We might win three games.

Fire off the ball. Damn, that's right, the question. What was it? Was it I regret not buying? I always wanted one of those Nerf footballs that were NFL team colors. I remember seeing one time a Falcons one at a Kmart. I'm not a Falcons fan, but a red and black Nerf football with the Falcons logo? Yeah. I didn't buy it. I don't think I ever saw one again. Oh, well.

All right, I'll hang up and listen. God damn it, run that shit again. I love it, man. Dude, if we can all leave messages like a offensive court like a middle school offensive coordinator

that'd be great. Scup! Scum! Tricp! Tighten up! What's going on with our splits? What's going on with our split? Dude, coaches love that. Splits, fellas. Gah!

Contain! The end? What's your... What's your only job? Huh? What's your only job? Coxie? Contain!

Stay home! The minute he doesn't stay home, falls for the fake, double reverse, touchdown. What I tell you, Coxie! All right. And in that story, Coxie was me.

Um, yeah, God, the nerve football that you can just, you can squeeze. You can flatten it. You can squeeze in earth football so hard. We had one like that.

I played with it every single day, probably. Until like I bought like a regulation size football. It was called, I think it was called DeBomb. The grenade or something? DeBomb football. Oh my God. DeBomb football. No, not the NFL Blitz play.

dude it was all blackball it looks so sick it had like little grippy things on it an orange band around it tell me if you know what i'm talking about i think the orange band was glow in the dark too so you kind of throw it at night in the summer fresh cut grass backyard bare feet freshly cut grass backyard bare feet throwing the bomb around can see the glow in the dark ring around mosquitoes kind of biting your ankles doing this when somebody's throwing it to you goes over your head you got to run in the street

look for cars you get it wet you can ring it out yeah man those are nerve fall I can't believe I was allowed to have a vortex ball talk about the most dangerous like activity of all time I have a theory that they had to put a whistle

on the vortex ball so they weren't like killing people because remember how you could throw that thing when you're like 12 years old a vortex ball the one that didn't have a whistle dude you could take out people's like fence posts wooden popsicle stick fence fence

I think 23 of them were broken because I had a vortex ball you hit somebody in a head with a vortex ball like throwing fast gotta put a whistle on the Is that a firework? The Vortex bat Now that was something that didn't live up to its hype

They came out with a vortex Nerf Baseball bat Because I was a big red bat family I don't know why But every time we went to my grandparents house We picked up a big red bat in like three ball three of those like wiffle balls would just crank them

hit it on top of the house blasting you go to my grandpa's house look in a cupboard 94 red baseball bats I was like it's just what we do here we just play baseball we just play fake baseball

and the bases were like cookout plates upside down pinned to the ground yeah smackin but they came out with a Mark McGuire version and it just wasn't that good

it was kind of heavy. I was like, I just don't like it. It was kind of short, too. It was like, it's big. I was like, is this a police baton? When it came to outdoor activity toys, we kind of had it. Dude, my mom would do anything

for us to not be in the house. Anything. Oh, my God. We were playing board games outside on the deck, just blazing heat. Just playing, playing, uh, Blurt As long as you're not inside

See if we got any more Blastin from the past Let's keep gone Cicca C cringe moment of the week Yeah we can do We can do two cringe moments this one not it's not it's not great it just happened i'm fresh off a cringe all right

new trainer at the gym i go to yeah i've got i've got jim eyes you know what i mean i've seen the same people you know that they're all off limits there's no one's trying to look at the girls but like sometimes you see a girl oh my gosh is the most beautiful person I've ever seen my entire life 75% of the guys

there are gay it's all gay guys there's like three or four girls that come in you know the run of the mill I go to this gym

every day it's kind of weird when you go to a gym every day because they become like you're almost like you don't say

anything to them but they kind of become your friends like if I see a guy in the gym every day for three months don't say a word

to him I'll see him at Target and I'll be like what's up man how you've been Like, what? Hold on. But you feel like you know him because you're just sitting next to him.

Yeah. You want to make a friend at the gym? There's this guy next to me struggling on shoulder press. He was going for like going for like a dangerous rep. But I got behind him. I was like, I got you, bro. Get two more. Get two more.

Me and him. Dude, he would take a bullet for me now. I guarantee it. the unexpected spot at the gym W move but you can't plan it you can't plan it you can't look for it it's just got to happen

it's only happened to me a couple times when guys were going to kill themselves new trainer at the gym she's pretty all you can do is try not to look at girls at the gym that's half my half my life

is going to a gym for two hours and trying not to look at girls for those two hours. Hold on. Don't look. Hey, hey, eyes down. But I had to see what she looked like. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not trying to be creepy,

but I just got to kind of know what she looked like. Right? Just being honest. Like, is she like, is she like, is she, is it like that? You know, is she in shape, in shape? Like, is she got it going on? You got, you got to, I mean, come on. see a guy that's got it going on

the gym I'm looking like that guy's got it this guy's rocked so I'm like is she really got it going on I'm like she kind of does so I keep like you know you see you see somebody you gotta keep look you gotta

I'm like I don't trust myself I gotta look again he's a pervert so I'm like just I'm just trying to like you know yeah pretty, like pretty, pretty good. Like, I didn't know L.A. Fitness and Hollywood was like getting trained.

Like, I mean, we kind of, we got a nice crew in here. She's walking towards me. And I'm, she's walking directly towards me, like 10 yards away. And I'm like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Is she going to ask me something? I look up at her, look her dead in the face, have no idea what to say. she's still walking to her she's like seven yards away at this point i look down on my shoes i don't have my phone because it's by the machine so i've no like nothing to like hold or do i look down at the floor

go in a complete circle like a dog when he's about to sit down on a comfortable like chair complete circle and then look back up at her because i'm like she's clearly not looking at me anymore staring through my soul again i look back down clear my throat Go do five pull-ups. I don't know. I could have just been like, what's up? I could have said that. I could have been like, hey.

But I just took the L. I was like, I'm just going to look at the ground. Dude, it's so, it's so embarrassing. When somebody catches you looking at them and then you hold the stare. Like someone's looking at you You look at them You catch them They look down

And then you keep staring And then they look back at you And you catch them again Dude that's what she did to me Oh Like I got you She's I got you twice Somebody in an airplane

staring at you Look at them Boom Look down Look back up Still looking bitch Boom Boom look back down again

Ha ha She got me bro Hey Never saw her again what are you supposed to say in that situation I don't want to be weird guy now she's going to think I'm creepy she probably thinks I'm even creepier now

you don't want to like do something you don't want to like initiate that kind of thing at a gym either because you're going every day now she's her girlfriend she's your fake gym girlfriend tough it's like the golden rule don't talk to girls at the gym just don't do it weird

it's two days a guy walked in a circle today Thursday National Spice Blend Day got into a point in my life where spices onions are the like half of my day.

I'm chopping onions. I'm mixing table blends. If you got to like this is this is some old people topic of conversation. But what's the best seasoning? I'm rocking Miss Dash. Table blend. O.G. blend. I'm sticing up onions putting it in and stuff.

I don't know. I'm a rookie when it comes to the cooking game. I'm bare minimum ingredient. remember your grandma's spice cabinet just mirro did every grandma have like a cabinet that like you swing open and there's it's just I'm like how could you ever need all those what are you making in here and how do you know what each one does I'm like I got two that I kind of like I think what's it what are people putting on stuff and do you switch it up like with different I like a general seasoning.

I can just put it on everything. This, that, fish, chicken. Super rookie chef over here. Super, I wouldn't not say chef. Macadamia Nut Day. A lot of play for macadamia nut. A lot of play. Real big glow up.

Never a fan. Nuts. Nuts in cookies and dessert. and still like I just kind of a distraction for me like a nut isn't the the main event here it's a knot it's just not the right it's not the right thing you get a handful of peanuts okay okay it's a whole different thing but you put nuts in a cookie I'm like I don't know about that the white macadamia I've been I've been tried I've been talked into it a lot of times I've had it, a warm one. I've had a warm one at the mall. Peak mall, warm macadamia.

Should have gone with the peanut butter. Friday. Cheese pizza day. I think the hate is fake, but the way people slander Papa Johns is just, I just can't even take. I almost want to like fight them sauce tastes like ketchup I'm like no it doesn't I want to almost defend Papa John's with my life

it's the best it's honestly when they say fresh ingredient or like better ingredients better pizza I'm like they're right they're dead on everything the cheat everything's I'm like they did just make this

I know it Little Caesars on the other hand I mean it's not fresh But you're getting what you pay for Five bucks for something that's been kind of sitting there And it's bomb Did you see it like You can go to Little Caesars now

And make the crazy bread pizza Jesus is all I need No frills Burnt Oh Little Caesar's always had the best pizza They had the best like crust It was always like all weird

It always had the big R's always had the big bubble on it You open it's Little Caesar's pizza Boom one of the pieces Straight bubble I'm like that's mine I want it Are people putting the Papa John's pepper

On the pizza Yeah squeeze it on there Do it! Yeah squeeze it on there do it Yeah, it's sweet. Can I have your pepper? I'm always like, I don't have time for this right now. There's a whole pizza in front of me. We used to have Papa John's Day at school.

Huh? Tell me how we have Papa John's Day at school. Everybody's splitting a pizza. Ten bucks. My mom would give me five bucks that day and just be like, go crazy dog. I split a pizza with my quarterback. Boom. He gets half.

I get half. And then we're supposed to, pay attention for the rest of the day. You want me to eat half after I'm starving like a Rottweiler, eat half a pizza and then do algebra after? What a life, dude.

Pizza chocolate milk 10 a.m. Yep. Uh-huh. That's it. I would eat everybody's crust Soggy crust with people slobber on it Come to Papa I'm taking it all down

Saturday Coffee ice cream day That little chick filet Mix up you do that yet what's it called a I don't know I don't know if there's a proper name for it or if my or if Joey Moulanero's dad

just made it up and sent it to me but you can get a coffee with ice cream in it at Chick-fil-A and it's just a normal everyday thing are you kidding me do you hear what Nestle do you hear what Nestle and like in like China. I don't know if I've

the battery life to get into this but they like they tried to introduce coffee to everybody and everybody hated it. So they made a bunch of Nestle made a bunch of coffee flavored candy and gave it to kids and then the kids got hooked on the flavor of coffee.

So by the time the kids were like 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 they were like, I want that and then they started giving them coffee like to get around the hole. It's gross. They just gave it to the kids. Get them all hooked. But where I'm confused is what kid likes coffee-flavored can?

When I was drinking, when I had a sip of coffee and I was a kid, I was like, or even when you had like a toffee, like kind of coffee tasting candy bar. I was like, this is a, a heath bar when you're a kid? That's a sin. My mom would gobble them down. I'd be like, what is wrong with her? Sunday. Salami day.

Kind of a lost art. After you, when you move out of your, like, parents' house, this is sad. That's, you're never going to have salami again. Unless it's like at an open house

or something like that. unless somebody like bought some like Jimmy Johns for a whole entire group outing that one of them has salami you're not you're not just going to the deli and being like you can I get a half pound to shave salami you never knew

and it was the last time you ate salami at your childhood home what it what an amazing invention Salami sandwiches On a My mom used to make them on a hamburger bun

With a slice of cheese Mustard money sign Money sign a mustard on top A cup of lemonade I feel like a church hymn should have played Hey some we never really had chips but like some bake lays next to it

taste and see taste and see my mom comes out the screen door the goodness of the Lord sets it down in front of me of the law very limited supply of salami

at our house three things that we would go like crazy at our house. Grapes? You leave a bag of grapes open at our house. Bye. See ya. Where do you think you're going?

Popping them. Salami, gone. Doesn't stand a chance. And, uh, Animal crackers. See you. Bye. Nice media. Never knew you. Take down a whole entire barrel of animal crackers. After school

Tasted like absolutely nothing Tastes like I was eating cardboard Best cardboard ever Hach gush gush Gush gush There were so many of them You buy an animal crackers Sorry, got to buy

42,000 of them right now Okay, deal, done Five bucks Huge bag Circus Circus with a salami sandwich on a summer day I don't think I ever had salami in the winter before

you have a salami sandwich at school bring your lunch to school have a salami sandwich I'm like I don't think I'm worthy honestly I might just save this for after school I can't eat this here I don't like eating cool stuff in like bad situations pizza party at work I was like, this is a bad idea.

I don't want to enjoy this here. I don't want to eat anything here. I don't get how people do that. Oh my God, we're bringing cupcakes into school. Cupcakes into, we're having donuts at work. I was like, this is the, no, this is not, I want to have donuts when I don't have to look at you people. I want to have donuts in my car on the way home.

Going to work, eating donuts, it just doesn't make sense to me. No, you have to do it. I'm going to be sad, so I'm not going to do anything happy until the sad part's over. That's how my brain works. Oh, you have something, you have something that you're coming up that you're scared to do. Then you're going to be scared the whole day until you do it. That's just how it goes. Work party.

I'm like that. It's just, those are two things that don't make sense to me. people who buy like big frappuccinos from Starbucks and have them at work I'm like what the hell is going on in your mind right now that you're having are you having a good time there's no way you're having a good you're going to regret that I don't know maybe my brain is maybe I'm all people think like that right you can't have a good time at a bad in a bad environment it's all for not they're on the way home Frap it up It's over Friday frap after a world Let's go girl What Donuts don't work day

What are you gonna get done the rest of the day Besides Doesn't add up for your boy All right that's it man thank you for the voice messages every week Slay

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