Espresso - the hair story

Episode Date: August 27, 2020

I'm a new person & I look like deadpool | parents were TOUGH af | everyone has a double chin | walking on peoples backs..HUH

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I mean, maybe in like a week. Because I look a little different. And we got shows coming up. We got shows. We got shows. up we got shows we got shows we're back Helium Comedy Club August 20th through the 22nd

pretty sure that's Thursday Friday, Saturday Thursday, Friday, Saturday is that only two days though? 20, 21, 22 that's three days 20th through the 22nd

have some more details to come but put it on your cows put on your eye cows I never put anything in my uh calendar on my phone because I'm I don't know I'm like a dad with that I like never think it's gonna work I always put everything I need to do in my reminders I don't know I'm intimidated by the calendar and the iPhone app. I'm 70. But, yeah, we got shows. And I'm a new person now. Actually, hold on. This is me.

Tuesday at 9 o'clock, I was like, I don't know. Tuesday at 3 p.m 3 p.m walking out of the doors of the hair transplant procedure place right here not even walking just floating to the car where my dad's picking me up because I'm not allowed to drive home. Levitating. With my palms up like I'm the most powerful person in the world. Right when I open the car door handle, sit down, shut the door, put the seatbelt on, look at my dad.

He's like, what happened? I look at him like this and I say this, I say this. Feel like a brand new bus. All right, so I cut my hair really short last week because I really wanted to see how it looked. Like, I was kind of scared because i was like damn like this might like this might not be a good thing and then uh like because you never i've never had my hair that short in my life so i was like what if it looks super like thin in the front because i don't know i've never had my hair that short so i was like forget it it. I'm just going to do it. And I sat down in the chair.

Buzz, buzz, buzz. Light year to the rescue. Rescue. And then right when it was done, I turned into the kid with the ROTC lanyard in your zoology class. How many pull-ups can you do at lunch? Ten. Your guys' comments on that picture of me, though, that Bumble picture of me,

where I'm like, hey, I'm Chris. Want to go boating? Or want to go swimming this weekend? Those comments, I think number one, honestly, was Kaelin Lynn was like, G-I-no. Instead of G-I-jo no. Instead of GI Joe. You guys get it. But, uh, yeah. So I, like, signed up to get this, like, hair transplant procedure.

Which means, like, they have to take hair from the back of my head. Like, where it's, like, never gonna, like, fall out. And put it all over the top of my head like where it's like never gonna like fall out and put it all over the top of my head and so i need to ride there and back because they sedate you and you're not supposed to drive under like that type of like circumstance obviously and uh i was like yo dad can you take me to this place tomorrow and he had no idea what i was doing he had no clue like i mentioned mentioned it to him a couple times he had no he like i like got in the car and he was like what time's your flight b Like I mentioned it to him a couple times. I like got in the car and he was like, what time's your flight, B?

I was like, no, I'm getting a new head. So we pull up. I go in. He still has no idea what I'm doing. He honestly, like on the way to this hair place, he thinks I'm like going to some like van that's going to like do some like underground like black market. He like like thinks i'm getting brain surgery he has no idea what he's doing so we walk in there the surgeon's like all right we're gonna like pencil it in on your head so like where where we're gonna like fill it in and what we're gonna do like the game plan he's pretty much like a coach like during a timeout like you know when the coach like gets down there with the whiteboard and he's like okay jimmy you're gonna go down to the baseline set a screen and pop up we're gonna

pass it to you hit the shot game's over we win he did that on my head he's like okay ben we're we're gonna fill it in here we're gonna dip it down here we're gonna go through the back we're gonna seed on the inside and then we're gonna take it all the way to the house down the back and i was like let's do it let's let's go we got this and he's like all right so i'm like kind of scared i kind of like him like damn should i even do this at this point imagine that they're like okay now we got to put you under and i was like okay so they like sedate me or whatever i'm like when's this gonna hit and the doctor's like probably five minutes and he comes up to me and he's like you ready to roll i look at him he looks at me and i go hey doc he goes yeah

i was like come here and he moved his head closer his ear was his hairy ear was like right by my my mouth and i go pack him in big guy we fist bump just like this kind of hurt a little bit then I was like before I know it I'm out no idea what's going on they're doing the procedure I wake up during the procedure I wake up like I'm on my uh I'm on my i'm on my stomach on like a exam table with the crinkle paper you know what i'm talking about it's like i'm on a massage table and i'm like done for on that table and then out of nowhere you know when you do a plank and you go to like push-up position like you plank on your forearms and you go to push I did that on the on the exam table and the doctor I can totally 100% remember this I started getting up and he goes what the hell and after that I blacked out when I finally woke up at the end

the nurse goes yeah you woke up during the operation it's the first time it's ever happened and i was like what did i do or what did i say she goes the doctor asked what you were doing and you said my bad i thought my alarm went off dude that's that's the second time that's happened how come every time I'm like under a tranquilizer I like walk down the road I'm like la da dee la da da and then just right right back don't ask me if I'm okay

I wake up when I have anesthesia coursing through my heart one time I had surgery on my shoulder and i recorded the whole entire surgery before they put me under i like hit record on my voice memos because i wanted to see if they'd like do anything crazy you know what i mean like i like i always wonder like if during surgery if they just like slap me right across the face who would know they just like put their whole hand in my mouth who no one who would know like i just woke up from this hair surgery and i had a like a handprint

on each of my ass cheeks i'm like oh i didn't know that was part of the deal all right two red handprints on my ass yo doc we're good oh all good looks good good. Thank you. Bye. Bye-bye. Walk out the door. Yeah, one time I recorded my surgery, and I listened to the whole thing, and it was just, it was pretty normal. They were, like, laughing and shit during it, which was, like, normal, I guess. I mean, you wouldn't expect them to be like, can you hand me the scissors? Can you hand me the plunger? Glue sticks? Can you hand me the Tic Tacs? Can you hand me the plunger? Glue sticks? Can you hand me the Tic Tacs?

Can you hand me the floss? Can you hand me the Crayola crayons? It seemed like it went pretty normal, but then at the end, the most embarrassing part of this recording, what I didn't want to hear was the only entertaining part. It was like eight years ago or something. I had surgery on my shoulder. The part that I caught was when I was waking up, the part i was like snapping out of it and i was like coming i was like coming alive i was like waking up and the nurse was like hey do you need like a gatorade or a juice or something

and i was so messed up and i was like talking like i was like a rapper i was like yo what's up she's like so are you thirsty for anything? Do you need anything? Is your throat like dry? They're kind of dry. And I was like, if you got like some apple juice or something, that'd be tight. She was like, okay. And it was like near the Super Bowl.

And she was just like asking me shit because it was like awkward, I guess. Like, I don't know why it would be awkward. I was like literally sleeping. But she was like, who do you want to win the Super Bowl? And I was like, she's like asking me real questions. Like if I was sober, I would have been like, ah, dude, let me think. So in my head, I was like, just say the first, say any team. Because at this point, I'm like, I have no idea.

I didn't even know what month it was. So I was like, she goes, who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl? I go, ATL. She's like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I think they got it. I was just, oh, my God, it was so embarrassing. But, yeah, that's the only part I recorded on my phone, was just me being like, uh-huh, yeah, so what's up, later.

Talking to some nurse. I'm in a sling, and my hair's, I have bedhead and shit. Half of my face is red, I'm like, uh, what you doing tonight? So now I'm in like post recovery so for the past two days i've like had to follow like a really strict regimen of like i feel like ice my head ice my neck ice my head ice my neck spray the stuff on your head you can't you got to lean back at a 45 it's's been like crazy, but there's been no pain somehow. And they literally like dug holes in my head and slice the back of my head open. And I'm

just like, yeah, it feels good. Okay. So they numbed my forehead or my head. Just my, my head right now is huge. My head's the biggest it's ever been like it is enormous like all the fluid that they numb my head with is like running down my face so right now it's at my eyes and I look like the hunchback of Notre Dame or like a UFC fighter after a fight it's sexy so what do you guys want to do later but i think i got like a three-in-one deal they numb my head and my forehead like is inflated now so i got like botox they slice the back of my head to get the hair follicles to put on my head so they they gave me like a facelift kind of so they like tighten my skin on my face and I have new hair I got like Botox a facelift in new hair

So every time so automatically now every time I walk into the doors. It's just this So yeah, like all I need now is pretty much like fake boobs and my dad will like me just walk in with a rack he's like hey what do you want for dinner want to get some takeout we can go to squealers so yeah that that happened that happened that's been my last three days so I can't like dude I look crazy I hate like I don't know but after when I'm at my I can't work out I can't sweat for 10 days I can't work out for 10 days I'm going crazy so I've just been like and all I do at my dad's is just like eat breadsticks and ice cream it's seriously like a wonderland imagine

what if I told you when I went to my dad's all I ate was breadsticks and ice cream a new 30 for 30 on ESPN what if I told you after he gets surgery on his head for new hair, he has to go to a place where he grew up that he knows and loves with a dad that's always on his shit.

He sits there all day and doesn't know what to watch on TV because there's nothing on TV right now. So he watches Ridiculousness for six hours a day and admires Rob Dyrdek's outfit every single time. Actually, he thinks his whole personality

is what Rob Dyrdek is wearing. What if I told you all this guy does with no hair is eat ice cream and breadsticks all day? Damn, I thought I was going to go crazy right there. What if I told you? What if I told you?

Yeah, but that's pretty much it. That's what I've been doing for the last two days. So hit me up if you want to, like, FaceTime. Literally, the worst person you could FaceTime right now is me. Actually, it might be entertaining. Because I look good. So what else is going on, huh? Oh my god.

If you guys saw my face. I saw your face and wow. That's what you'd say. I saw your face and wow. That's what you'd say. I saw your face and wow. If I was just walking down the street like normal and you guys saw my face, you'd be like, I saw your face and wow. And then I took a bow. Here we go.

You see me walking down the street downtown? Hold on, is that? I didn't know he, I thought he had hair. I thought he had hair. What does he do? That doesn't look like him. Wait, is that bent? Is that?

Right when you see me. Yeah but that's what you guys would say if you saw me. I saw your face and wow and wow you look like shit and wow both my eyes are black i look like i just got done literally fighting in the octagon and joe rogan's like how did you do it how did you do how do you feel right now is it electric so yeah in like 10 days uh i think i'll be cool. We'll see. What else is going on? Let's go viral. Viral, viral, viral, viral.

Okay. Hashtag kids have taught me. Hashtag kids have taught me. Little kids have taught me, like, parents are super nice now. You ever notice that? Like I saw some kid at the restaurant was like eating with his family. And I hate when kids have those like big iPads with like the big green, lime green case so that they're like indestructible you could throw an ipad off the

chase tower and it'd be like it'd probably bounce back up to you and you could catch it and keep watching whatever you're watching seriously and they have like the most like flamboyant like turquoise headphones you're just like but like that kid like that kid was unbothered probably watched a whole movie at a restaurant didn't even make eye contact with his family i guess that's a good way to keep your kid quiet but damn dude my parents would have killed me if i did that when i was a kid when i when i was watching tv as a kid like it seemed like every commercial break i had to do like uh i had to learn a new like skill it's commercials commercials. Get out here and mulch the front yard. Like, uh, okay. Commercials. Hey, come out here and trim the grass around the

electric box in the front yard. I'd be like, oh, okay. Hey, commercials. Need you to learn how to tune up my, uh, radiator in my car. Uh, okay. Hey, commercials. I need you to learn how to tune up my radiator in my car Uh, okay Hey, commercials? I need you to clean the bathtub Cleaning the bathtub is always like, oh my god Like, cleaning the bathtub is a real chore You know it's a real chore when you gotta change your socks after you clean something I always had to take out the bathroom trash

There's nothing worse than the bathroom trash Cause you gotta like put the little trash can out the bathroom trash. There's nothing worse than the bathroom trash. Because you got to like put the little trash can in the big trash bag and you see everything. And you're like, oh, what were we doing? I'm like, who got sliced open and bled on a whole entire roll of paper towels and put it in? Like, who got shot in our bathroom there's like everything's like twined together with like floss and i'm like is this a dentist's office no one in our house even flosses how is there like fishing wire in here there's like the most random shit i'm like

why is there a cabbage patch doll in here that was a restoreable i always had to do it i was like well i know what you bitches been up to i know everything yeah parents are nice now like i knew my parents were tough on us when we were kids because like instead of like when your parents can't like like pick you up right after elementary school or right after school when you're younger like pick you up right after elementary school or right after school when you're younger they sign you up for aftercare that's like what you do like oh i can't get there till 4 15 sign them up for aftercare they like look after you my mom didn't sign us up for aftercare she just got there at like 7 30 p.m she just got there four and a half hours late oh my god.

Like, I knew my parents were tough on, like, me and my sisters growing up, because, like, when all the power went out in the house, they didn't, like, check to see if we were okay. They were just like, THE MILK! God damn it, always the milk. I remember the power cut off in our house one time, and I just started crying like the biggest bitch.

And my mom looked at me, and she goes, shut up! But up but like it wasn't because i like i was it was she was right like i was just being like i have no i was probably literally like 15. i swear to god she just goes oh shut up i was like yeah true wipe my fake tears away and keep watching The Simpsons. Anyway, hashtag mornings are like. Hashtag mornings are like. Mornings are like the plague. Dude, I've always had a really big problem with mornings i hate to be that person

too that's like i can't get uh i think isn't everyone like that but yeah it's like the plague man like you get up and you can't see shit and you always have to pee that's day number one of the plague and then uh you're walking like you you've never walked in your life to the bathroom. Isn't that the stupidest walk ever? You're like holding yourself and you're like, oh, you can't even, you literally can't see. And then right when you turn on the lights, ah, that's day two of the plague, turning on the lights. And then if all that wasn't enough, you have to be the horniest of all time. But yeah.

I think half the reason I actually wake up, though, like half the reason I get up is because I think my roommate can hear my alarm. Like my alarm is super loud. Like, you know how loud everybody has the same alarm, right? On their phone. Does anyone use an alarm clock anymore but every time I get up it's honestly because I'm like damn my roommate can hear my alarm I gotta get up I'm a piece of shit I've always been so bad with that one time I was sleeping one time I was sleeping next to this girl and I think my alarm went off 25 different times and I was just like no I'm not I have nothing to do and I'm not getting up and I just she was probably like turn that mother I can't believe

she didn't just wake up and smack the shit out of me no is that it was that stupid ass iPhone ringtone is that the worst oh my mother god that well that paralyzes my spine nah but that's the only reason I get up

for sure hashtag movies we need hashtag movies we need there's like a tweet that went out like somebody tweeted like be honest what makes you unattractive to other people first of all that i'm way too romantic like that can get a little overboard you know like i'm always just straight up in love oh god literally every time i see a girl i give them chocolate and roses.

I'm like, have a good one. If it's like real soft tone, I'm like, have a good one. And they're like, oh my God, he is so sweet. Yeah, but besides that, what makes me completely unattractive? Probably that I know,

like I've only seen like six movies in my entire life and I have no idea what anytime anybody talks about a movie i'm like see you i'm out like unless it's like rocky one two three four five or six like no clue that's it yeah anytime anybody's like remembering uh i'm already gone remember when uh and they look at me and I'm already... Where did he... What the... Did he? Did he already...

Did he? Oh, I thought he was standing right next to me. Hey, remember when Dodgeball went... Ben! What the... I thought he was right... Where the hell did he... It's like that part in Harry Potter when they...

Wait, wasn't Ben just right here? No, he actually... He just rode by in his car. He's gone. Huh. Hmm. Hashtag my greatest achievement. Ooh. Hashtag my greatest achievement.

Honestly, my greatest achievement honestly my greatest achievement is like really probably when I crack my dad up it's always been so hard to make my dad laugh and like when I can crack him a little bit I'm like

like I always know when my dad thinks something's really funny cause his eyes immediately start running he starts wiping his eyes immediately start running when he starts wiping his eyes i'm like got your ass bitch that's when i feel like i can know a person the best but you ever make somebody laugh while they're drinking something and they like spit it up and like can't control themselves i just want to give them a hug and be like dude we're friends forever like that's a moment where i'm like yes we have have shared a bond right here that's a moment where I'm like, yes, we have have shared a bond right here.

That's my favorite. Days. Let's do days. Yeah. Thursday. National chili dog day. If I even look at a chili dog, my double chin like activates. It's like, you know, when you can feel your, do you eat something?

You're like, wow, my double chin's definitely here now. You take one and you know the bite too. You're like, I shouldn't. And you do it and you're like, yep, double chin just rang the doorbell. Bing bong. That toad. I was so self-conscious about my double chin when I was a kid. I used to look at the mirror at that angle.

Like, you know, when you're in the car and you look at like the rear view mirror, like the mirror sticking out of the side, you like turn your head and you're like looking at your double chin like every 10 seconds. Is it gone? I was so worried. Double chins. Everybody has one. I do right now.

God damn it. How could you imagine liking your chin? Everybody hates their chin. It's a law. Everybody has a double chin. Don't look at my double chin. Oh, this is what I used to do. I used to like, if there wasn't a mirror around, I'd like feel it with the top of my pointer

finger. You know, I'd be like, oh fuck, it's here. Like your ex-girlfriend and her friends just walked in the club. You're like, she's here. Every time I like am at a cookout, I'm like, it's here. Anyway. Yeah. I'm not self-conscious about that. Friday. National get gnarly day. Gnarly. Always kind of a cool word until you see how it's spelled with a G. National Get Gnarly Day. Gnarly. Always kind of rubs me the wrong way. Like gnat.

Whoever made the words gnat and gnarly, definitely name Jeff with a G. Anytime I see the name G off, I'm like, uh. Time to go to the courthouse, sir, and change your name. go to the courthouse sir and change your name time for the courthouse Saturday National Girlfriends Day oh girlfriends man the coin flip of my damn life really for anybody anybody who likes being single is always like what if i did and anybody who's in a relationship is like why did i do it i get too jealous dude i don't think i can have a girlfriend because i get way too jealous

like even if like dude i wouldn't even i was thinking about this like if my like this sounds so insecure but like if my if I had a girlfriend and she like went to the chiropractor I'd be like it's fine because you know chiropractors are super weird just let me uh you like they're not thinking about it you know yeah right dude guys are so weird it's not even like them like you know placing their hands like on all those like sexy spots they're just it's always the noise they make after they like they're like and then they're like it's not even the it's not even the hand placement.

They're just like, all right, now just... They can't get it the first time. Then it's like... Then they're like, oh, I know you felt that one. She's like, baby, I got a slipped disc. I got to go to the chiropractor. I'm like, I'm about to slip right out of this relationship. How about that Rachel

not that I've ever been in love with a Rachel but you know what I mean why don't we just crack it here at the house no it's gonna be me oh your 8.7 vertebrae is off balance here just here, cross your arms in the front and just lean back on me. And I do that like jump thing, nothing more depressing than when you go to crack somebody's back and it's like, people are watching and no sounds happen. You're like, yeah, usually I'm pretty good at that. But like, I don't know, you must like cracked your back in the car or something on the way here. Then I'm like, Hey, let me walk on it. And they're like, no, no, no, I'm good. You're probably going to hurt me. And I'm like, let me walk. walk on it. And they're like, no, no, no, I'm good. You're probably going to hurt me.

And I'm like, let me walk. Come on. I like never give up. The whole day I'm like, you still down? Popping around corners and shit. Just lay your head to the side. We can do it like right now. Take my shoes off.

God damn. Like who qualified me to take my shoes off and walk on somebody's back? Can you believe that? That's a thing we do. Like, oh, your back hurts. Like, let me walk on it. We're literally, we're sitting there walking on people's backs. Like we're like in Aladdin or something. That is the weirdest shit. I do it every time. I'm like, can I walk on your back? How bad is your back hurt that you got to have somebody take their shoes off and straddle your spine with their feet? What decade is this?

Want to eat some bread after this and beat up the guards outside of the palace? Respect for Parents Day. respect for parents day I make fun of my dad a lot on this podcast because he's like just so like oh my god but like he he is cool because he has like short-term mad madness disorder like he'll get mad as shit and then like two minutes later he'll be like, so what do you want for dinner? And I'm like, wait a minute. Did he completely forget

that I just broke the air conditioner? I did something so stupid in high school one time and he was mad for like an hour. That was the longest he's ever been mad. And after he's like, well, what do you want to eat? I was like timid to order like dessert.

I was like, Anna Brownie Sunday, if you still forgot why I got in trouble. But if you're still kind of mad, I'm good on the Sunday. Sunday, National Coloring Book Day. I was always very like intimidated. intimidated not intimidated but really like respected people that could draw when we were younger god i was such a little bitch like i like i think somebody made fun one time i drew something i was like pressing down really hard on the crayon so like the the drawing was like almost shiny that's how hard i was pressing down somebody i think a girl like rode me for it she was like like, dude, what are you doing?

And I looked at her picture and it was like a hard, like that, the coloring, the outline or whatever she was coloring. She like made the color she was going to color on the inside and like softly like shaded the inside. And I was like, oh my God, send me off the planet. And at that point I was like, okay okay, I gotta figure out how to draw, because this shit is lame. I guess any time a girl makes fun of me for anything,

I'm like, alright, I gotta figure that out. National Ice Cream Sandwich Day. Damn, man. So good, so messy. Remember when those skinny cows came out? My family, like, exploded when those came out. They were, like, half the calories. My mom was like, yeah, get a skinny cow.

When girls offer food, you know, I'm always like, are you being nice, or are you just giving me this food so you don't eat it? I can never figure that out. Every time I'm out to eat with a girl, they're like, hey, try it. Oh, my God, try this. Try mine. Try mine. Try mine.

I'm like, I'm good. I have mine. They're like, try it now. I'm like, damn. Okay. And in my head while I'm chewing it, I'm like, do you just want to eat less and make me eat more, or are you just being really kind, I know what you're doing, and I don't like it, just eat your food, you kind-hearted bitch,

okay, National Friendship Day, okay, National Sisters Day, I i saw a tweet somebody's like i love men that have sisters because they know how to treat women uh no guy knows how to treat women but i think that's the closest you can get every time i say something to a girl i think about if my sisters were right there and if they'd beat my ass or not after I said it I'd be like not saying that not saying that not saying that and then I just end up not saying anything and it's always works I'm like bye Huh if I was raised by guys I'd be the biggest douche

Have like six kids I have like six kids and a black eye all the time and definitely the haircut like I definitely wouldn't have any hair I'd be Billy from Stranger Things if I didn't have sisters Monday we're going on Monday because we skipped some days this week

I'm a little late on the pod because I got scalped by a scientist in a lab. Monday, National Georgia Day. Georgia, Georgia. National Watermelon Day. I'm kind of over watermelon. Watermelon did have hype for a while. But I'm done with it.

I'm good. For like two years there. Wow, I said two years there. I was definitely 58. For like two years there, huh? For like two years, maybe when I was like, maybe in like 2000, maybe like

2015, watermelon was like it. Watermelon was like the fruit. I feel like every year there's a different number one fruit. It's like college football. This year at the top of the rankings, we have pineapple. This year at the top of the rankings, strawberries. Again, they dominate the field every year, John. Yeah, but like watermelon won the national championship two years in a row one year. And I was like, and now they're like, they fell off. Like they had like a recruiting violation or something because I'm done with watermelon this is too much of a chore jesus christ imagine all that work for

a watermelon and what if you forgot to get one that's seedless you'd be like oh my god let me mop the kitchen and if you don't pick a good watermelon it's such a gamble damn you know if you're like fuck if it's such a gamble. Damn. You know, if you're like, fuck. If it's not like super red, you're like, put it in this plastic thing. We'll wait a day. National grab some nuts day. No, I don't want to do that. I was watching MTV and I saw that there's like a nut delivery service.

You know there's like a delivery service for every goddamn thing now? There's one for nuts. And I was like, are you crazy? Oh, God, Johnson here. Tuesday, National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. Okay. Are chocolate chip cookies number one? Yeah, they are.

They are. I wish they weren't. I swear to God, oatmeal raisins number one. I said it. Imagine not like, I hate people that don't like them, honestly. Like, that's one of those things. I really have to know. That's my thing. that's my deal breaker now

do you love me or not do you like oatmeal raisin cookies ew oh my god did we just break up because I don't like oatmeal raisin cookies yeah I don't know if I can deal with you

if you don't like oatmeal raisin we're just not on the same page like that means a lot that right there means like 50% of the things you do I probably don't like either damn no shit I'm single national night out day

let's groove tonight da da da da da have a night of my own I don't know. We're never gonna have a night out. I do wanna have an espresso party soon. Like an old school one. Me and Joey just throw up banger somewhere. I think that's gonna happen like you know whenever things are normal again.

So be ready. I'm talking to you DJ Johnny Cash. I'm gonna have a playlist ready. We're gonna have submissions. We're gonna have drink special ready. We're going to have submissions. We're going to have drink specials. We're going to have this like every 15 seconds. That's really all I need. Okay. Shot 117.

It was wow. It was a lot. Thanks for listening. Remember to follow on Twitter, it was wow. It was a lot. Thanks for listening. Remember to follow on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Cameo, at Benedict Plitzen. We got shows coming up at Helium downtown on Georgia Street, August 20th through the 22nd. I'll talk to you guys soon.

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