Espresso - weird family words

Episode Date: November 3, 2020

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you asked for it we are opening this door four three two one seems our friends have gone deaf wake them up a little. Okay. You asked. Seems our friends. Hold on.

You asked. This is me when I ask my dad to wake me up in the morning. I'm like, hey, I set an alarm for seven, but just in case something happens, can you make sure I'm up? He's like, I got you, B. No problem. $7.59 on my phone. I'm up. He's like, I got you, B. No problem. 759 on my phone. I hear this.

You asked for it. We are opening this door. My dad knocks so hard on my door. He tries to be, like, super, like, morning voice about it, but his knock doesn't, like, match his voice. You know what I mean? You asked for it. He's like, hey. He's like, from my door, he's like, hey, it but his knock doesn't like match his voice you know you asked for it he's like hey he's like from my door he's like hey it's time to get up but his knocks like hey it's time to get up

the people in the studio next to me are probably like um four three two one seems our friends have gone deaf. Wake them up a little. But instead of this music, it'd just be oldies. It'd just be this. It'd honestly be this. Hey, yup, come on. Let's do this. Hey, yup, come on. Let's do this. Hey, B, you ready?

We gotta get up. Then this knock. And two seconds later. I'm sorry, that's every dad's favorite song. I don't care. I don't care if your dad's Chinese. If your dad's Chinese and he works at Egg Roll King, number one, this is playing in the dining area.

Did I remember a road trip growing up where all we did was just write down the lyrics to this song on a whiteboard. Dads are obsessed with fires. He like always just talks about his dad. Yeah. Well, this is it, baby. Welcome to the fucking podcast. It's good.

It's good. It's good. I can never like when I was at my dad's house spending the night, I can never, like, sleep with no clothes. Like, I can't even sleep naked now in my apartment because I just have, like, a feeling for some reason my dad's going to walk in and rip the covers off me and be like, We should be eating breakfast right now! Why? I can't even. Every time. I've never slept naked In my entire life

I think it's I think it's insane What if somebody came in I always think there's gonna be An emergency And they're like Come on we gotta go And I'm like

Oh shit I'd rather just die here Naked Richard Nixon Joe DiMaggio Oh my god Shot 131 Espresso Podcast

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So yeah, we got a good show on our hands. We've got weird family words. But yeah, we'll get to that in a minute. But I had a, it was my birthday last week. Best birthday week of all time. I probably say that every time I have a birthday because just something always just happens and i'm like it's because it was my birthday i did absolutely nothing on my birthday except for work on like that video about the birthday wishes or the when you're when people are saying happy birthday to you that's all i did the whole day kinda and oh i got called off work that That was it. What'd I do for my birthday

dinner? The only option I had, walk to the grocery store, bought a frozen pizza and a pint of ice cream. Zip it in. When I was on the way back, zippity doo dah, zippity day. And when I was on the way back, zippity-doo-dah, zippity-day. Zippity-doo-dah, zippity-day. I'm going to eat this pizza and fart the whole next day. Zippity-doo-dah. Every time I'm walking back from the grocery store, point A to point B, it's like 25 yards zippity-doo-dah zippity motherfucking day zippity-doo-dah what's that from i'll let you know this is every single day in fourth grade

music class right here that's uh honey it happened on one of them sippity-doo-dah days now that's the kind of day when you can living rent free in my head this song everything is okay My oh my, what a wonderful day Thought it was way better than this. Oh thank you sunshine Come on dude, I know there's a better one than this. Zippity motherfucking do da Here we go. Zippity do da, zippity yay

My oh my, what a wonderful day That. Zippity do da Zippity day Zippity do da That song fucks me up To this day Day Day

But for real Best birthday It was fun Thank you guys For everybody saying Happy birthday That's so I don't know why

I'm such a bitch But I think that's so nice When people like Go out of their way And text you and comment and say happy birthday. It's like, he's the most emotional man. He's the most dramatic man. Zippity do da, zippity day. Zippity do da da eat lunch right away okay all right I put out a question on

Instagram and Twitter this time I got some feedback on Twitter um your weirdest family words but dude there's so many and they're so fried. I think, like, the first family word that I had of all time was bean. I don't know. Every family ever has, like, a different term to call your pippa. I don't know why, but we we chose bean why is that so stupid um and one time i can remember one time like i was going to the bathroom and i like like i something happened i probably like pissed all over like my shorts that still happens by the way if you're a dude like there's just a

one in ten chance that like something's in the way when you're peeing and you kind of piss your pants. I don't know how that doesn't happen more often. A guy walks out of the bathroom and just has pee all over his pants. The other day, it hit my drawstring and ricocheted and went all over my pants. I was like, damn, that could like if I was at like a banquet or something prom what's up pour some sugar on me the guy has a wet spot pour some anyway well yeah something happened when I was going to the bathroom and I was like and I think I peed all over like

the my clothes or something like that and I was like ma I like needed my mom to like give me a new pair of shorts and just like you know open the door not even look in and then like hand me a pair of shorts I just grab him out of her hand she'd shut the door and I'd lock it and bang bang boom we're back we're good to go but and it's just like more understood with your mom because she like encounters more like weird situations like that but i was like mom and my mom was like outside or something like that my dad was like what you need and i was like oh god like dad love you man but just not right now but my mom was nowhere in sight and i didn't want to like I didn't want to make my dad feel bad and be like I need mom I didn't want to do that so I just straight up told

him he's like what's wrong and I was like I was I was going to the bat going I like changing all my wording I was like just to make it like more like proper and like dad acceptable I was like I was I was trying to go uh number two but when I was going I was going number one at the same time and like my I put my and I was like I don't know how to say this any other way so I was like my dad's ear

is to the door and I was like I was trying to put my bean down and he was like uh huh and I was like does he know what a bean is I was trying to put my my i stuttered through bean how i was like trying to put my bean bean down but he's like uh-huh and i was like i think i and i think i like need a new pair of shorts just come on and i don't think anything happened i probably just waited 45 minutes in the bathroom for him to like leave and go somewhere then i went upstairs and changed i was trying to

put my bean down that's so fraud but yeah family words let's talk stacy clenny family words Unky for my gay uncle Tummy tics What the fuck Oh unky for my gay uncle Tummy tics Big hill you drive over fast I got some tummy tics Unky for gay uncle makes so much sense though

Everybody's got a gay uncle Whether you know it or not Alright here we go Liza Renee Family words Farts are always called hiney noises Something about hiney I'd rather have my kid Three year old kid say ass than hiney Let me see your hiney i'd rather have my kid three-year-old kid say ass than hiney

let me see your hiney in like a sexy situation let me see that hiney family words caroline edwards they call me biscuit and whatever my mood that morning determines what kind of biscuit I am. If I'm mad, I'm a spicy biscuit. I'm 25 years old and I still do this. You're a... You're a bitchy little biscuit. You're a... Comes home from Halloween.

You're a skanky little biscuit huh just kidding just kidding but how funny would that be yeah that's a thing parents I can't let go of parents love family words so much my dad still calls me big boy the other day he was like how we doing big boy dry dipe clean bike right like dad i'm 30 but please yeah if i don't wet my bed i do want a new bike

family words s wortman 32 when you sneeze while sitting outside We've diagnosed it as Snatchitis Snatchitis? Snatchitis? When you sneeze while sitting outside Why? Did you snitchitis? She's over there snitcheedin'

That's super weird I guess these are all going to be very not relatable because it's everybody's weird family thing. Family words. Ashwee33. Ashwee. We call the remote for the TV the Flickr. Yeah, why is the remote the most nicknamed item in the house?

The clicker, the flicker, the channel changer, the snitchetus. Okay, okay. Okay, here we go. This girl always has the craziest shit. Your family's insane. Music chick zero zero. Family words. Scared the pea turkey out of me.

Ah! Who are your parents? Okay. Who's going to have the weirdest one? That's what this whole episode is. We're just going to start ranking these. Weird family words. Samuel J. Madden, my grandma.

My grandma used to call farts scoojid. I'm making chicken pot pie and locking myself in the living room because I know you're going to be scoojid all night. Usually when you nickname something, it's like short and quick. Like fart is like a gross word, but scoojid. That's so weird. It has to be real. Scoojid.

Scoojid. Weird family words. Brian Colley. My buddy's family called penis ro-ro. And vagina anky. Dude, my family didn't even say anything for we my family wanted me to think that girls didn't even have a vagina until i was like 17 i just thought girls had a butt. I swear to God. I was like, oh, wait.

Somebody cracked open like an anatomy book in the library and I was like, that's wrong. Girls only have a butt. Sorry. They've got nothing up front. Up front. Gross. Ro-Ro. He just, yeah.

And he acted like he didn't have his Roro out. Oh, no. Weird family words. Cade Sparks 116. We weren't allowed to say fart as kids. We had to say boofy. That's it. What did that grandma say?

Shugan or something? Boofy. Did you boofy? Hey, look at me. Look at me. Did you boofy? Like at the doctor's office. Did you boofy?

Oh my God, I can smell it. You have to leave the room if you're gonna boofy. Yeah, nobody was allowed to say fart. It was weird. If your family said fart, like, bro, your parents were maniacs. If you could just be like, Mom, I farted. Maybe crazier, though.

If you're like, Mom, I boofied. That's right. That's a good one. Weird family words. It'sering Sam. My sister calls a vagina a wookie. I was changing in front of my niece once when she was probably three. And she says to me in a nervous whisper, what if I see your wookie though? Isn't a wookie like a Star Wars character?

It is Wookiee Ew dude Could you call it anything worse than What Chewbacca's Origin is No way Hey what if i accidentally see her

oh my god i accidentally just saw her oh my god you'll never guess yeah i just saw a picture of her. Wookie. Wookie, boofy. Why are they all words like that? Lex underscore wish. My family called sheets and comforters for the bed bed clothes i didn't realize other people didn't say that until college where i was called out a few times

bed clothes did you put your bed clothes on bed clothes see that's what that's what they should actually call, like, pajamas. Why is that such a cringy word to say? I can't say it. That's, like, one of those things. Like, my dad won't say the sizes at Starbucks because he's, like, too tough. I don't know if I could just say pajamas like that.

Or when somebody tries to be, like, bougie about it and they're like like put on your pajamas it's like what the what country are you from bed clothes not that weird kind of makes sense but weird here we go weird family words matthew lanigan that's like a dream name for an announcer. Matthew Lanigan. Okay. Matthew Lanigan. My friend Ryan and his family call poops fluffs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. I get that.

My cousins used to call farts. They used to call them fluffies. Jake, did you fluffy? When people use family words, they always say it in the most serious tone. If you boofy one more time. Like a mom whispering to their kid. If you boofy.

That was my mom at church every single time growing up. If I was acting up in church, my mom would go inside of my brain with her lips. Instead of whispering to me, she would whisper so close to my ear and be like, Benny, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me. And I'd be squirming and shit. Listen to me right now. And I'd be like, ah!

And my back would, I'd have the chills. Listen to me. If you know, be quiet. And you're like, oh my God, thank God that's over. And then, you're going to be in here for the rest of the day. Is that okay?

Do you hear me right now? And she like, would never stop talking. I'd be like, mom, mom, mom, mom,

mom, I'm listening right now. I'm listening right now. And she'd be like, if you don't stop, no, listen to me right now. Listen to me right now.

Listen to me right now. Listen to me right now. If you don't stop, you're not watching TV tonight. Oh my God, I'm lit. I know. I'm lit. I know.

All the hair on my body would be standing up. Okay. Okay, weird family words. Bvon26. When our family gets ready for bed, we call it... Woobified. Dude, what is wrong? Once you're woobified, you could fall asleep watching a movie on the couch, wake up and go straight to bed.

Woobification. Brushing teeth, washing face, putting on some comfortable clothes. Dude, I actually like this I like this Are you wubbified? That's some shit my family would do probably He's not wubbified yet Nope, he can't watch TV, he's not wubbified Wubbification

Brushing teeth, washing face. Brush teeth, wash face? My aunt. That's the only thing my aunt's ever said. Between the times of 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. Brush teeth, wash face. Every time a commercial comes on. Brush teeth!

Woobification. Dude, I swear to God, the commercial could be 30 seconds and I'd woobify myself in 15. Running through the house, putting on a big ass shirt, brushing my... Washing your face. I hate getting woobified right now. I just cannot be bothered by getting woobified. That's like a... I'm saying that. Because there's no word for that.

Getting ready for bed? That's too many words Woobified Why is it woob? Baby I can be a wubication There you go before you go to bed Alright guys commercial break good news you get woobified There we go. Before you go to bed. Alright, guys. Commercial break. Good news. You get Wubbified. Oh, shit. Guys, if you want to watch the rest of this movie, press pause right now. Yeah, you know want to watch the rest of this movie, press pause right now.

Yeah, you know what to do. Yeah. Uh-huh. You better get... Go, go, go, go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Time. War lover.

Hold on. Trying to hurry up while you're brushing your teeth. Your mom's like, are you Wubbified yet? You're not coming back till you're Wubbified. Make mama proud Make mama proud! Get back here! With the fresh breath and the washed face and your big t-shirt on.

And when we're done I'm gonna watch the rest of American Idol But you can't stop it Brush your teeth Your mom is screaming In the background You're almost there Baby, you're almost done getting wubbified

Know that I believe in you, baby So close, run away Baby, and that's what I call wubbification Be a motivation Oh, lover No, that's tight. Wow. Ew, dude.

Bob Witts. Weird family words. Bob Witts. Pants are britches and underwear are skeevy. Britches gotta be the oldest word of all time britches and trousers like shirts when girls call shirts blouses i'm like are you getting ready for the civil war load up the cannon blouse yeah i like that blouse. What? Ten hut! Okay, Leah in the sky with diamonds.

Weird family words. Leah in the sky with diamonds. So that indent between your upper lip and nose. My mom used to call that a soup scoop. Oh. You know me as a child was absolutely trying to get used to it. To use it as a spoon getting my soup up to my nose also what the fuck what is it called it just looks like a raindrop that is such a weird part of your face soup scoop it does look like a spoon though all right here we go from twitter okay weird family words this is trex lawmaker one on twitter

are you going to stick your clothes in the heater instead of dryer my dad like calls the the island in the middle of the kitchen he calls it the snack bar i love island for that that's like the dopest thing you could ever name something in a kitchen like who was just like yo it had to be a black guy it had to be a black guy which we call a counter that's just in the middle of the kitchen a bunch of like four white guys like freaking out uh to call it um the section sectional the drop-off counter called a drop call it uh and my dad's in the meeting he's like snack bar they don't even hear him call it uh call it a standalone yeah yeah that's it's called a standalone

jamal you have anything for this he's like on his phone jamal jamal He's listening to this Jamal Somebody taps him on the shoulder He takes his airpod out He's like oh what's up Jamal what should we call The counter that's in the middle of a kitchen With nothing around it

Call it an island oh that's good had to be a black guy weird family words dchatten7 when you see a kid in public That looks weird And you just have to point out

And look in awe We call them FLK Funny looking kid Oh my god that's an FLK That's pretty good I love a good You can fuck me up for a good ass acronym BCD Buffalo Chicken Dip good ass acronym. BCD, Buffalo Chicken Dip.

I wish I was BCD! Weird family words. Ken 08221342. Dude, how could you ever wake up and be like, my Twitter name has 19 numbers after it? What the hell? Definitely he just let Twitter pick it for him. Buckwheat, my dad, still calls my 29-year-old ass from...

Okay, I should have known by your Twitter name that that wasn't going to be shit. Weird family words, Michael. When I was little we called grapes doo-wops and my sister and I got made fun of by other kids in school had no idea why can the doo-wop doo-wop bitch the poppet boo up give me a grape doo-wop bitch the pocket boo give me a gray doo Give me a goddamn it. Give me a motherfucking. Give me a grape.

Jill Reed. Weird family words. We call ice cream queequee. Pronounce queequee. How else would I have pronounced that though? We call ice cream queequee. Can I have some queequee pronounced Queequee How else would I have pronounced that though We call ice cream Queequee Can I have some Queequee Mom

God damn it One like one time at my grandparents house I asked my dad for ice cream Like 40 times in a row and he snapped Can I have some ice cream Can I have some ice cream Dad can I have some Queequee I have some ice cream? Dad, can I have some Kwee Kwee? The words I hate the most are when Somebody in your family says something

But it's not a nickname Like my sister calls ice cream Ois cream Are you gonna get ois cream? My dad, I swear to God My dad drops a D in there He's like, yeah, ice cream My dad, king of fucking my dad Drops a D in there he's like yeah Ice cream My dad king of fucking words up

And then not fixing them Here we go weird family words Allison Schneider Honestly embarrassing to admit but my little brother Couldn't correctly pronounce Vagina for the longest time it sounded like He was saying pachata So

I may or may not keep that in my vocabulary. Pochata. Why does it sound so good? A pochata sounds like an Italian dessert. We've got Tadalucci's. We've got, oh my God, Tadalucciuchi sounds like something that would be a nickname for vagina. Pachata. And after church, after the holy celebration, in the gymnasium we'll have coffee and pachatas.

The priest. Amen. Here we go. Weird family words Shoot a bunny for fart Shoot a bunny? Shoot a bunny, I love you boy Shoot a bunny, I love you boy

I'm seven Here we go, weird family words Hannah Davis I'm seven. Here we go. Weird family words. Hannah Davis. My mom would call it earwax cheese. I always think earwax looks like honey. That's where I have so much more earwax than anyone else on the planet, dude. I don't know what happens, but my earwax factory is just, they're all on Adderall.

Everybody that works in my earwax factory is just, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Come on, come on. Get your pachatas going. Come on. Weird family words. This is Samantha Page Matthews. My gram says gross words like warsh. And randomly adds a G to the word onion and says it like ungin.

Okay, there it is. Found it. And the 2020 winner of the weirdest family word is ungin. Ungin. That's some shit my dad would say. Wait, is my dad in your family are you my sister yeah that's like that's the shit i hate that's my dad's whole language weird family words matt gibbons when my grandma or mom wants to ask if someone needs to go to

the bathroom they say do you have to make even to the dog they won to ask if someone needs to go to the bathroom. They say do you have to make? Even to the dog they won't ask if it wants to go out like normal people that ask my dog. Do you have to make? You gotta make I hate it when people say do you have to go like potty the word potty Lottie Dottie we like that. Do you need to go like potty the word potty la-di-da-di we like that do you need to go potty oh my god rachel weird family words we used to call farts buzzers because fart was somehow a bad word to my parents because we couldn't say fart my brother started saying buzzer because he thought it sounded like a stove timer that buzzes from that

how does an old school stove timer here we go this the kid with the weirdest sounding ass I just had some ravioli The kid with the weirdest sounding ass. I just had some ravioli.

Oh my god, I just had so much Taco Bell. Grass. Did you just wubby? Oh no. Oh, no. Nicole Garrett. Weird family words. My middle brother called his pacifier gawk gawk. And baby brother called his blanket diddy.

Every time he puts his blanket on, it's just diddy. Right when he gets in bed, right when he gets in bed, pulls up the cover. I like this right here. Gets in bed. Mom, where's my diddy? It's right here. Throws it to him.

Lands on his head. I like this right here. Mom, I'm cold. Mom, I'm cold Mom I'm cold Throw me my ditty Lands right on his ass Bad boy God damn it Alright

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I'm emotional as shit The most jealous person ever Yep me Hi Hi I'm Satan. You like me? Let's do days. Tuesday.

Tuesday. National deviled egg day. What's in deviled eggs? Why do they call them deviled? It's just straight up mayonnaise, isn't it? Mustard, pepper. They're so gross, but so good. Dude, they can just slip right down your throat.

I promise I asked for deviled eggs for my birthday one time They're so good They are, they are, they are Shut up, they are Like the white part of the egg is so soft Just slip right down your throat You can eat 12 of them and your body won't even recognize it You won't even know

Your brain won't even know It'll be like, oh shit Just ate 12 deviled eggs It's like when they say Like spiders crawl into your mouth When you're sleeping And you don't know That's what happens

When you eat deviled eggs On the 4th of July You have no idea Where'd all the deviled eggs go? You're like I didn't even know they were here What? There are deviled eggs here.

I'll always remember this Miller High Life commercial. I hate this. Every time, this is why I like hate beer. This has been stuck in my head for all time. That last egg's looking real good.

You've had quite a few, though. Maybe you shouldn't. But if you make a light choice here, maybe you will have room for just one more. See there? When you live the high life, you can live it both ways. Dude, I hate that. Or, do I love that?

This guy's 7,000 pounds, the guy talking. That last egg's looking real good. You've had quite a few, though. Maybe you shouldn't. But if you make a light choice here, maybe you will have room for just one more.

One more? One more. Why is he so breathy? It sounds like my mom whispering in my ear at church. Ah! The sound of the egg coming off the plate. Listen to this. This is picking up a deviled egg. You hear that?

Okay, okay, okay. National Ohio Day. Everybody in Ohio just needs a tan. Everybody in Ohio. If there's one noise to describe the way everyone in Ohio looks, it's... If the aliens came down and saw the rest of the states they'd be like okay then they saw ohio they'd be like malfunctioning they're ufos like is there anybody hot in ohio dude people from la probably don't even know that ohio is a thing they're like what Is there anybody hot in Ohio?

Dude, people from LA probably don't even know that Ohio is a thing. They're like, what? What? Oh. That's a state? All right. Wednesday. National Housewives Day. What do I... What I would give to be a housewife

And just live the hair life National Red Hair Day We make fun of people that have red hair So much that it's like Discrimination But I guess I've never seen a guy with red hair that's bald. You know, they always have a thick

ass head of hair. And they're annoying as shit. I'm just kidding. Seriously. And I don't get, it's definitely orange. When people say they have red hair, I'm like, it's not, like, where is that on the color spectrum? It's definitely orange. When people say they have red hair, I'm like, it's not.

Where is that on the color spectrum? It's not red. It's just not red. If you put up a red chili pepper to a person's hair that has red hair and a carrot to the person with red hair, you wouldn't be able to see the carrot because it'd be the same color orange. I don't get it. Friday.

Friday. National play outside day. My whole goddamn life growing up playing outside. I used to play outside so much my sisters would like, I'd be inside and they'd be like, you smell like the backyard. What was I even doing outside I would just throw the football up to myself and catch it and run around damn I was bored but that's what I liked like people like people would drive by in their

cars and then like see us at the store as a family and they'd be like oh you got the son that throws the football up to himself and runs into the fence. I was like, oh. Sunday, National Cappuccino Day. One of my friends was talking about the podcast one day, and he's like, hey, dude, I just listened to Cappuccino. I was like, oh. Okay. It's espresso, but right now, currently, I'm depresso. Oh, God, Johnson here.

I should try to do a Johnson every shot. But okay, that's shot 131 of the Cappuccino podcast Oh shit Yo thank you for all the responses On the DMs That makes this show so much better And it's just so much more fun When you guys hit that up And I can talk about it

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