Espresso - what game did you make up and play?

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Starting point is 00:00:13 My made up game as a kid. It's called Twice Around the House. Bro, Twice Around the House? You even play Twice Around the House? Oh, who's saying no? She's a maniac, maniac on the floor. Oh, this is on?

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Starting point is 00:02:02 what was the game you made up and played with your homies or like your brother or sister when you were growing up? Or it could have been like in college with your boys. What was it? For me, God, I remember one. There were a ton, bro, but the one I remember because of pain was when it was me and two of my friends and we just tried to break into my friend's house

Starting point is 00:02:25 the whole day. Bro, let's play house. My homie would just be in the house and me and my other friend would be just around the perimeter like spies. You go left, you go left, I'll take the back way. Okay, bet. Going through windows, his mom's bathroom window,

Starting point is 00:02:45 trying to distract him. So my other friend, all the doors were unlocked. There was like a dude, it was insane. And he would just come out of every, dude, he was so good at it. He, we'd be like trying to make a plan on the side of the house and the side yard. You think you're safe in the side yard.

Starting point is 00:03:00 You know what I mean? Cause there's no, there's like not a lot of windows. He'd be out the window above us getting ready to snipe. Ah! Coming out the door, out the window. He always knew, bro. He was so good. Caught me one time and the penalty was he gets to shoot you.

Starting point is 00:03:16 Pants down, bare ass in his garage, BB gun, like four feet away. Ah! I gotta still have the well show and tell. My ass. What else did I do? A lot of obstacle courses, obstacle courses were, dude, that's my whole childhood. Just obstacle court.

Starting point is 00:03:41 So fun, though. We did it. There's a playground behind my house. It was the best. That was the reason I never had one of those playgrounds in my backyard. You know, you have a playground. The family with that baller playground in the backyard. How rich are they?

Starting point is 00:04:02 How rich do you have to be? Dude, that was my dream. And you know, I'm talking about not just like the playground player, the one that was like it had the canopy on the top that was like blue, yellow and red. Dude, those hits so hard. Those were like luxurious playhouses. Swing sets, dude, they had the extendo clip on the end. You know, you had that friend with the rock climbing wall on the swing set.

Starting point is 00:04:30 God damn. What's your dad do? Is he Neil Armstrong? Like, who? Who is who's buying this? Those went so crazy in some dudes. I feel like some had like bonus rooms. They had an extra. They had like a whole wing on the swing set.

Starting point is 00:04:52 I was like, yo, those are crazy, bro. I'd hang out up there all day. I'd be in that thing all day, bro, in the main, like, like living room of your swing set. Oh, I would put so many posters on those on the wall. You can't come in unless you have the password. I'd still live in there. That's where I want to live right now.

Starting point is 00:05:12 Where do you want to live right now? New question. We never got one of those swing sets because we had a school behind our house and had a playground. So we're like, all right, all right. We'll just go over there when we want to play. Da da da. Probably get kidnapped, probably not. Me right. We'll just go over there when we want to play. Da da da Probably get kidnapped probably not

Starting point is 00:05:30 Me and my friend would go over there my neighborhood friend We'd had we had like a lot of neighborhood friends weirdly just cuz I loved hey Arnold so much I was like god I want to do that My whole life. I'm just like god. I just want to have this one is just one day. That's like hey Arnold I think that's why I like living in the middle of a city all the time and loud noises. I'm just like, everybody's like, Oh my God, isn't that like loud? I'm like, Hey Arnold, me and my friends obstacle course. All right, cool. Let's do this. We'll time each other. Whoever has the best time wins. All right, cool. Boom,

Starting point is 00:06:02 do it. Uh, started adding stuff. You know, you got to climb up the slide. How about that, babe? Climb up the slide. You got to do three pull-ups. Can you do it? Okay. It was cool. It was cool. We did it. Then it was my turn to make a suggestion for the obstacle course. Hey, no shoes, no socks, bro. I had the neighborhood going crazy. They were like, what are you talking? I was like, take your shoes and socks off, dude. On, on the rocks.

Starting point is 00:06:35 You know, the gravel playgrounds. Oh my God. I was so dirty dog. Every time I played over the, so every hands dirty, so much dust, dude. It was just no shoes. No socks It was like I was watching my neighbors my friends Do this obstacle course and it was like their feet well, it's like they're walking on like lava They could barely even handle it I was just out there

Starting point is 00:06:59 I think my feet just have like a different like coating on the bottom or something. Because I could like run in rocks. Beat the shit out of them. What game did you play with your homies or your brothers or sisters that you made up as a kid? This is going to be awesome. Here we go. One of the games me and my siblings made up was I didn't see, but with expo markers. So what we would do is you would pick a part of the house.

Starting point is 00:07:30 You would have like certain just expo marker and then you would just go hide it in a room. The only caveat is some part of it had to be showing or visible without you having to like move it, lift something up. Like, so anywhere you stood, the marker had to be visible. Like there had to be a certain spot where the marker would be visible. Then once you found it, you would have to grab it without the other person knowing wherever their hiding spot was in the house and make it back to home base before they tagged you. So there could be a little bit of gamemanship

Starting point is 00:08:09 where you pretend to have the marker. Oh, I love a game where you gotta pretend. You try to be sneaky with pretending like you haven't found the marker yet and then slowly make your way to the center. And then another game would just be your betting on the rain drops, which one's going to fall first or you're following a rain drop on your window. Those were my two games.

Starting point is 00:08:36 Dude, you guys had sick games. The rain drop game on the window. Yo, me and my sister, we would do that. Only we just trap bugs between our window and our screen, you know, just two flies in there. Who's going to last the longest? Who lives? It was just like our like WWE. Trap two flies in a window, watch them all day.

Starting point is 00:09:02 I'm like, are you guys going to fight? Who's going to eat who? Let's go. Let's talk. After like three days, just one would be real slow and want to be dead as shit on its back. I'd be like, I won. She's like, how do you know? I'm like, I don't because the flies both look the same. That was our game.

Starting point is 00:09:22 Did you get lucky, trap a spider in a fly in the window? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's like you're a scientist. Just your own little science experiment, dude. I'm like, what is this spider? How is he gonna attack this fly? I'd watch for like four seconds and I'd get sidetracked and then come back and the spider would have the fly

Starting point is 00:09:41 all wrapped up in a web and be like, I missed it again! the spider would have the fly all wrapped up in a web and be like I missed it again! Fun games actually, fun games. Yeah I'm not good, I wouldn't be good at the X-Bow marker thing, that's a good one though bro. It's a good game. I'm not good at finding anything, dude me finding something, that reminds me like those. You see those Instagram posts that are like, what's missing from this picture? In this picture, can you find the five objects in this picture? I'm like, God, did I scroll so hard? I'm so bad at finding shit.

Starting point is 00:10:16 I think that's just like a guy thing. Guides, guys finding stuff. Good luck. Mom, where is the dude is, couldn't find anything. I'm like, I would look, but guys just look for like four seconds, right? Okay, if it's not right in front of my face, like that's all I got.

Starting point is 00:10:38 I wonder what that is. That's like such caveman things in my, I don't know, girls can just find stuff. It's like the world it's like time slows down when a girl's trying to find like anything girls trying to it's always the bathroom like like cabinet I can't find shit in the bathroom pantry you kind of know your way around it like I'm not gonna not find the ketchup like come on I know where that is but like Pepto-Bismol like something you haven't seen in a while

Starting point is 00:11:11 my mom baby go get the hydrocortisone every time every time I got hurt go get the hydrocortisone dude every and I could have snapped my leg in half, half of my leg on the ground. Go get the hydrocortisone. And I had to go get it. So I was like hurt, looking for the hydrocortisone. Like my patience is already minimal because I'm like, ah, my hand, or I got like an itch, or like just, ah, I burnt myself.

Starting point is 00:11:40 Dude, it was just the remedy for everything. Go get the hydrocortisone. Then I'd look in the cabinet, couldn't find it forever. Just, it had to be me looking for 17 minutes one time. Mom, I can't find the hydrocortisone. Then she'd be mad, I'd be like, here we go. Find it in 0.6 seconds. Time slowed down

Starting point is 00:12:05 I swear to god I swear when girls find something after a guy can't find it They just turn into max pain You're just sitting there frozen You're just sitting there frozen. Right there, right in front of your god- it's always behind the like the contact solution box. You're like, oh jesus christ It's right here that i'm like, can you put it on me? Would be so bad at that game. That's why I love to do my biggest fear is going into an escape room Someone you want to impress the only person you want to impress this is my biggest fear

Starting point is 00:12:58 Me doing an escape room with It's definitely probably, let's see, Sylvester Stallone. Just checking off the boxes here. Sylvester Stallone, maybe. Probably Ashley, dude, you know, like in Ashley. Do you say my name, you pervert? Shut up! It's an example. You're like gross. Are you even listening? You're you're like, gross.

Starting point is 00:13:26 Are you even listening? You're the producer. I've never listened to this podcast. Shut up. Yeah. Like an Ashley, you know, you just get like paired up randomly. I'm like, God damn it. She's going to realize how stupid I am. Dude, it would take me four months to get out of there. Is there a limit on escape rooms?

Starting point is 00:13:42 Because I'll set every record. Guy's been in there for four months. I feel like every guy will relate to this, but in high school sports in the locker room, we always had different kind of games going on in there that we would make up. Yeah, you have all these benches that we'd be sitting on, and it's kind of like in a square

Starting point is 00:14:09 and you know, certain amount of guys on each bench and we would put a crumpled up piece of paper down and we would kick in trying to score goals underneath each other's bench. You know, you can't use your hand, you can't leave the bench, just use your feet. It gets pretty intense in there. Of course, we're guys. I'm sure girls do too, but like It gets pretty intense in there. Of course. Poor guys. I'm sure girls do too. Did they though? They're very competitive over everything in the locker room. And honestly, that's definitely one that got out of hand quite a bit.

Starting point is 00:14:32 But uh... Yeah. Dude, I love that guy by the way. Cool voice. Bonus points for a dope voice. You know, like he's done some DJing in the past. You know the weird Bonus points for a dope voice, you know, like he's done some DJing in the past You know that the weird like sneaky game people would play at my high school this reminded me of that

Starting point is 00:14:57 You need to have like people started carrying on backpacks a lot when I was in high school I was always like a books in arm guy like notebook textbook arm guy. Like notebook, textbook, maybe like planner in my arm. Like, like, dude, nobody like you can't knock that out of my like I would protect my notebook, textbook and my planner. Like it was a like a like the last drive of the game and the defense needed a turnover dude. I had ball secure book security. I would switch it to my left when I was going down the other way to the other side of the hallway. He's talking about sports. Sorry. Is my producer Ashley, if you're new to the podcast, I have a producer named Ashley. She's a huge bitch.

Starting point is 00:15:38 I heard you. But yeah, so I'd have book security, dude, you couldn't knock that out of my hand, but people started wearing backpacks and I was like, oh, that's like a lot. You know, I'm like, am I gonna do that? Am I gonna be backpack guy? Because backpacks are kind of comfy. The big air pockets and the straps. I was like a low key backpack, but for some reason, a couple of years

Starting point is 00:16:06 I had like this big like UFO like astronaut backpack. I was like, it's like way too comfortable. I'm like, I don't need all this. I had like an RV on my back as a kind of embarrassing. So I just raw dog did books in my hand. But people with that packs would always put water bottles in the side holster. You know, fits in there perfect.

Starting point is 00:16:31 Every time you need a drink of the water bottle that you unstrap your backpack, it's on the wrong side. You're like, God. People would walk around behind backpack kids in high school with water bottles in the side, full water bottles, and they'd get a, like tack like a thumb tack and hit the water bottle and they just have water water spraying out the whole day wouldn't know tiny little hole in the water bottle people all day with their backpacks on just no idea

Starting point is 00:17:01 that was like the gag game in high school. I was like, wow, you guys are really doing that in this one, dude. This circle with the three fingers up, the AOK, man, I got a slug bug. Oh, when you saw a PT Cruiser. Oh, wood wagon, that's to flinch, it's three. Just get the shit beat out of you and your friend's car. You're a God dang good. His mom's driving your Jesus.

Starting point is 00:17:38 Mrs. Adams, your son just beat the hell out of me. People who called their friends, parents names by their actual names and not Mr. Mrs. Something. Can't stand you. Nope, I just wasn't that white. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:18:00 There's just a respect. There's something there that I just can't. Yeah, Steve's making us breakfast tomorrow. I'm like you mean Mr. Adams, are you kidding? You're calling that dude Steve. That's not Steve. He's not he's not our friend He's 50 calling him but It's a mess around my my dad, call him Joe, bro, he'd be he'd be so confused. Then he'd be kind of pissed and play act like he wasn't. OK, I know that got you.

Starting point is 00:18:34 You have a little waterball thumbtack game. I was like kind of rude, but like. Maybe that's what you get for carrying around like a. Pond tune on your back. I don't know. So the game that me and my cousins made up, we had two. One was a summer outdoor game called body print. And what you did was one person would stand on the side of the house and just pose in the most ridiculous way.

Starting point is 00:19:05 And then we would drench you with the water hose and whatever pose you made. I was like your body print. And then the second game we called it flash. That was the indoor game and the room had to be complete pitch black. And we would like jump off of like the furniture, the bed, anything we can jump off of, jump in the air. And we would get a camera that like we have the Kodak camera and we would just put the flash on and we would just start like clicking the camera button. And when the flash went off on whoever the camera's pointing at, they would literally freeze in time. And you would see whatever pose are silly faces being made.

Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh, you had to go get the pictures developed, though. That's one thing, dude. One thing about disposable cameras, I've probably taken 1,000 pictures on a disposable camera and never got the pictures developed. Who knows? It's just never going to do that trip to CBS. I'm like, I'd rather just kill myself.

Starting point is 00:20:12 Yeah, I want to get these photos developed. It'll take four days and yeah, I'll come back and see us. I'm like, I don't give a shit about those pictures anymore. Could be the crate. Dude, how many disposable cameras? Are there? There's got it's got to be the crate. Dude, how many disposable cameras are there? There's got to be two percent. It's all girls. I do it. I take it back. I take it back.

Starting point is 00:20:34 No guy has ever gone to Walgreens to get disposable pictures developed. It's always girls. They'll do it like the next day to. Oh, my God. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. Wait, I have to like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. First thing in the morning, right to Walgreens. I have to see these girls love shit like that.

Starting point is 00:20:55 I do. It's just so the girl, the the difference with pictures between guys and girls, guys, no clue. If I wasn't doing stuff on social media there would not be one picture of me on anything the way that girls like know how they're supposed to look in pictures just blows my mind I don't know I don't know one guy that's like hold on hold on get this side of my face and bring the phone up and Like let me turn like like no no guy knows his angle or side of face nothing And I don't think they should either all my pictures are completely different. Hey the worst thing ever when somebody looks the same in every picture

Starting point is 00:21:43 Hey the worst thing ever when somebody looks the same in every picture Don't worry got a mr. Robot taught this girl in high school Same smile every picture and I I was one of those guys in high school that would tell you some shit aka a bully But she would smile so hard in every picture like this. I'm like I don't think I just wanted to I just wanted to be like I don't think that's your best look. Can we tone it down on the smile? Every picture exactly the same. I'm like you look like someone has the barrel of a shotgun to the back of your neck. A lot of hose games though.

Starting point is 00:22:36 A lot of side yard hose games when you're a kid. Put some respect on the side yard Love the side yard, it's the only place you can escape Just like one window on that side of the house. I don't know. Maybe I'm poor kind of figured out I was kind of poor the other day Or or was I I don't know I Yes, I'm starting to like exploit like tell stories about my childhood and stuff growing up like at like shows. And some people are like can relate but other people are like Jesus Christ you were poor.

Starting point is 00:23:18 I'm like I don't think I was poor. I just think my parents pretended they had $60. Like, I'm thinking about it. The only time my family bought Kleenexes. Was for school when they're on the supplies list. Never bought Kleenexes. I think Kleenexes are like in the same category as like Tropicana orange juice. Like they're that's like, damn, you got Kleenexes are like in the same category as like Tropicana orange juice like they're that's like Damn, you got Kleenexes

Starting point is 00:23:50 Rip off two squares of toilet paper and blow your nose like that's that's that's what I always saw it like Kleenexes, bro Okay, Donald Trump Who are you? All right Regis Philbin. Get your... That's crazy to me. We just blew our nose on our laundry. Dirty laundry. Dude, get up in the middle of the night,

Starting point is 00:24:14 sneeze, there's snot all over your face, right to the dirty clothes. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A On a shirt right back to bed never slept better in your life dude when you're a kid you had the snotty as goddamn nose. Bro what was going on? How come kids are so damn sick? A lot of times I just blow a wad into my like school shirt, white school shirt. Like a chunky, like just right back to sleep. There's so much snot when you're a kid, just not go away. When you're an adult, I remember just white, like being sick.

Starting point is 00:25:04 Like I was probably sick every winter. I don't think I've been sick in 10 years. Like I was sick like a kid. You're sick when you're a kid and it's cold outside and you got like a hoodie on. I'd wipe my nose on my sleeve and it would just go for like it would go all the way up to my shoulder. I'd wipe my nose to my shoulder on my sleeve and it would just go for like, it would go all the way up to my shoulder. I'd wipe my nose to my shoulder on my sleeve,

Starting point is 00:25:27 the whole way up, just to track a snot. Like there was a big slug on my sleeve. Snail sleeve, snail sleeve. Hey, Benny. Sorry, it's been a while, been a few weeks. It's been a while. been a few weeks. It's been a while. Participated. Since I.

Starting point is 00:25:48 Answered one of your questions. Talk to me, baby. But I'm excited to see you in Pottstown this weekend. It's going crazy. A really good time. Thank you so much. My two best friends and I currently have a game that we made up a few years ago called Divorce or Not.

Starting point is 00:26:05 And we play it every time we get together with our husbands. We do a whole weekend, and we rotate whose house everyone stays at. But it's basically kind of like a truth or dare drinking game. But we write questions, like controversial or maybe uncomfortable questions and throw them in a hat or whatever and we have to pick. And if you don't answer or you don't do, sometimes we write dares. If you don't do it, then you basically just have to drink.

Starting point is 00:26:40 But we've gotten into some heated discussions about some things or I remember my one friend, her husband got a question that was like, where was the craziest place you had set? And his answer had to do with like an ex-girlfriend and they ended up getting into a fight that night. So that's how we ended up calling the game Divorce or Nah. But it's actually really fun. And we play it every time we're all together.

Starting point is 00:27:09 So yeah, as a 34 year old, that's the game that I have made up. Couldn't think of any ones from my childhood. But all right, I'm rambling. Love you. Love you more. Can't wait to see you this weekend. And everybody else in Potsdam, dude. We're going crazy. We're going crazy

Starting point is 00:27:28 Soul Joles, babe Why is it it's gonna be so fun? The name of the club sounds fun. All right Divorce or not, man. That's why that's like half the reason I can't have a girlfriend. I Am the guy that like I won't show it, but, yo, if she says and dude, it stays in my head to this day, things my ex-girlfriends have said about like, dude, I just want to pretend that you never dated anybody.

Starting point is 00:28:02 Oh. that you never dated anybody. Oh. When someone do when you hear it from someone else, you're like, I can't. Yeah, she is kind of like a whore. Oh. Wait. Never mind. I'm like, were you talking about? No. Then I'm like, what was she?

Starting point is 00:28:29 Oh my God, dude, that'll kill me. Can't, dude, I could never play that game. I would make up so much bullshit. And I haven't done anything cool or like anything like that would get someone jealous I'm like always at like the the disadvantage. I'm like, I have no cool. I haven't done anything cool Yeah, so like me and my ex we like and it's always a crazy at a concert and like oh my god like oh my god, no one saw and like it was the hottest and like God like oh my god no one saw and like it was the hottest and like I'm like bro I've never done anything like that I'm too scared anytime there's an opportunity that I'm like dude we're gonna get like kicked out

Starting point is 00:29:15 like I'm gonna go to jail because of this shit no I'm not doing anything you have to be like spontaneous, least spontaneous guy ever. Don't ask me to do anything wild. I'm out. But every person I've ever dated, just the wait, what? Just pretending it's not bothering me the whole entire day. Never have I ever. Please don't play that game with me. Please don't play that game with me. Back when I was in elementary school, me, my two older siblings and two of our friends would play Power Rangers.

Starting point is 00:30:10 We had these cool, like, I don't know if they're limited edition, but we'd have these cool Power Ranger Expo markers. And there was like five different ones. But um, yeah, we were the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Power Ranger markers. Dude, I heard the Power Rangers were a scam. Really killed me.

Starting point is 00:30:36 Oh, Power Rangers are so sick, dude. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Okay, forget it. Mighty Morphin Power Ranger, na na na na. Okay, forget it. Jesus Christ, gotta sign into 15 things. Okay, these. Lowkey. God, I wish you could see that. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:30:56 Yeah, the red Power Ranger just had my heart and soul my whole life. I used to tell people at school I had like I had like Power Rangers toys and stuff and lied to them all the time. Never had any cool toys. Well I had like action figures later on but when Power Rangers were hot I was like yeah I got the big one. I got the big red one. I would just lie to them. They'd be like no way. I got the blue one Dude, I get, and then one time my friend came over and was like, where's the Power Rangers? And I was like, well, I have like a football.

Starting point is 00:31:34 Oh, we're not allowed inside. We have to play outside. I'm a half of my life growing up. Just lie after lie after lie. Nothing was adding up. Nothing. You came into my house. Nothing was adding up. Nothing. You came to my house. Nothing was adding up. Took a field trip one time,

Starting point is 00:31:53 told one of my friends I played baseball. We're in like fourth grade. I was like, yeah, I'm on like the the like the team that like has like the button up jerseys. Oh, no way. You made like the the bigs Yeah, dude Yankees to making up all this shit. No way. Yeah, I Was like why you got one? I'm sorry for lying to why you guys so stupid Yeah to come clean like two years later just just hope to God he didn't remember any of that I

Starting point is 00:32:24 Thought you played baseball. No lied to my friend told him I played football come clean like two years later, just hope to God he didn't remember any of that. I thought you played baseball. No. Lied to my friend, told him I played football. Straight up. Because our football started in third grade, like two of my friends played football in second grade at like a different place. And I was like, yeah, I played too. Where do you play? I was like Greenwood, just made up a whole league. They're like, no, we're playing football and P.E.

Starting point is 00:32:49 They're saying all these football words, had no idea. I remember my friend being like, juke the cone. And I was like, what do you? You don't juke in your league. I was like, no, we're not allowed. Oh, what am I doing? Guys, a liar. I think I pretended to be a Power Ranger in my house.

Starting point is 00:33:14 Just until I was like probably 15. Yep, getting some weird looks, weird looks from the sisters. Me 15 years old pretending I was a splinter cell guy. Freshman in high school, freshman in high school hanging off of a door with night vision goggles on, 15. On the back of a door. Lit up glasses, my sister looking at me. Just let me be splinter Cell, okay?

Starting point is 00:33:46 Don't tell anybody about this because I know everybody else was doing that too. You're like immature, literally grow- I... I know there are so many people that were just freaks at their house but played it all cool at school. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know what your house is. Pretending to be a monkey and shit all day? All right. Okay, Hannah. You're all quiet and shy at school and you go home you're

Starting point is 00:34:27 eating bananas and shit only for a day because you told your mom you're a monkey I've done it you have to okay you don't you know so like okay so like we had like this like dodgeball and um dodgeball you know water polo balls what we use Then you're in a trampoline and the trampoline circular, right? Mm-hmm So like in between the bars held up the net That would be like a goal and the other side was the opposite side was a cool Oh, baby, and then we called it grasp because you know, you graphs grasp the ball so pretty much it's kind of like a mix between football

Starting point is 00:35:08 And like there was a specific position. It's like different positions, right? Oh One person was the stretcher the stretcher was the only one that could score. Oh my god, you know the wall and He would be the defender that would protect you or like you could pass to him or whatever. It was like He would be the defender that would protect you or like you could pass to him or whatever. So it was like It's like, you know, like you run you like you try getting across and pretty much when you touch the ball against it And then protective net in the trampoline go all into goal posts. It's a stretcher did that then that's a point and that's sick Between teams after you scored Yeah, it was this low-. It's physical. You know, you're wrestling on the trampoline and like, you know, you can jump over your friends and stuff and all these

Starting point is 00:35:51 different things. But yeah. Yeah. Dude, I love you, man. Great explanation. Grasp. Why do you leave me that voice message like his girlfriend was mad at him though? I pictured him like him and his girl are in bed, you know, and his girl fell asleep and he's like, all right. Like, all right, it's time to do this shit. He like rolled over to like the edge of the bed and like did it like this with his hand over it. It sounded good, dude.

Starting point is 00:36:24 He made it sound good like because it was like that. I don't think I've ever been in a situation where my where the girl I was dating was asleep and I was awake ever. Not once. Not once. I've never seen a girl sleep except for in the morning do girls are so gone in the morning, bro Oh my god. I'm like you die. Holy shit Girls are dead asleep in the morning You could slap the hell out of a girl's face wouldn't even know Nope it wasn't me who did it. But at night, no chance. No chance you ever see your girl fall asleep first. Not one time in a million years. How about

Starting point is 00:37:21 when you fall when you take a nap with a girl, you take a nap, you shut your eyes, go to sleep, they get mad at you. Because they weren't sleeping at the same time as you. I'm like, How about when you fall when you take a nap with a girl you take a nap you shut your eyes go to sleep They get mad at you Because they weren't sleeping at the same time as you I'm like, um That's what what I thought we were doing no you like fell asleep. I'm like, yeah, I know You got mad Doesn't let you sleep. Dude, games on a trampoline, they hit a different level

Starting point is 00:37:52 because there's like a there's like the fear variable. You're like, oh, could die. Could die. I pretended I was Nightcrawler from X-Men on a trampoline. Had to be for three years. And maybe four. Man. If you just watched me on a trampoline

Starting point is 00:38:14 when I was 14, 13, you saw a lot. You saw movies, you saw trailers, you saw me saving the world. I used to go outside and jump on the trampoline man, I think Yeah, it almost was like for hours

Starting point is 00:38:35 If I didn't have anything to do is just trampoline trampoline Put this game called steel heel bro You're on the trampoline. I'm not a good Bro. You're on the trampoline. I'm not a good person to be with on the trampoline, I'll say it right now. There's not a more aggressive person in the world. Me or a bear on a trampoline, I'm more,

Starting point is 00:38:55 I'll take a bear out. We played this game called Steel Heel. And like me and just, we'd be jumping on the trampoline, me and like two other people, me and another person, usually me and my sister, but we'd be jumping on the trampoline me and like two other people me and another person usually me And my sister but like they'd be on the you know They'd be like laying down on the trampoline or something they just fell down They're just beyond the ground and you jump as high as you can and take your heel Back of your heel heel bottom of your heel just boom

Starting point is 00:39:19 Bro right on their thigh or something Steel heel. It was so rude. All my games are so violent. I'm always beating the hell out of somebody's whoops. But yeah, I don't know why. Actually, yeah, I do know why, because all I did was watch superhero cartoons and they beat the shit out of everybody.

Starting point is 00:39:41 So all my life, I'm like, I guess I'm just gonna like get in fights not real ones but as a kid all I wanted to do was fight fight fight fighting underwater at a pool all my me that's the only thing me and my sister used to do all right let's go to the pool me and my sister would just fight underwater for 45 minutes, like right under a lifeguard's nose. The lifeguard would be sitting there like five inches above us, five feet above us, just looking down, watching us just go crazy against each other. But we thought we were going crazy.

Starting point is 00:40:19 It was in slow motion because it was in water. Screaming underwater Life guards just like One time he's like no no no we got so scared ran over my mom After just trying to beat the shit out of her. After trying to drown and kill each other. So scared. Then fought again. If you didn't want to fight your whole

Starting point is 00:40:54 All I wanted... Everything I watched was a fight. Wake up in the morning, watch Superman and Batman kick the shit out of people. Okay? Um, then watch football all day, guys hitting each other, and then at night watch, um, Rocky, a guy beating another guy up. Rinse and repeat every day.

Starting point is 00:41:19 Why are you so violent? All I did was watch people fight, bro. That's it. Oh, I walk, my dad's watching something, I go was watch people fight, bro. That's it. Oh, I walk at my dad's watching something. I go watch it with him. It's John Wayne, a guy just blowing people's heads off with a gun. You're so weird and violent. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:39 I just want to fight. But doesn't really want to fight. It is my dream. I swear it's my dream to get asked to like do a celebrity boxing. Ask me, you know, ask me. I will train. Like. Like, I'm fighting Logan Paul. Let me fight Logan Paul

Starting point is 00:42:07 Yo, come on, baby, I Will do I will sell my soul The way I'm I would be I'd be able to jump rope after that. I would look insane Like insanely bad, you know, I mean cuz I'd be like I'd like pretend it was a movie and shit Then just get beat the shit No, I'd be like, I'd like pretend it was a movie and shit. Then just get beat the shit. No, I'd won. Okay. So a game I made up when I was a kid

Starting point is 00:42:37 was probably similar to a lot of people, but there was a grocery store, a particular grocery store I went to shout out Peterson's, just a little mom and pop place. Nice. Not a big chain or anything like that. Don't need it. And at Peterson's, they had these little funky like designs on the floors and the aisles and they were spaced out enough where for me as a

Starting point is 00:42:59 little kid, you know, now I could probably walk over each of those just with each step, but as a kid, it was like this challenge for me to be out in front of my mom with the cart. And I'd be out in front of her, like jumping from each. Like little funky design to the next year. I'll see you'll drown. And then when I got to like the end of each aisle and we were at like the end cap, I'd be like, oh, crap crap I have to take like a shuttle so I'd get up on the the cart yeah come my transport to get me to the next thing that I

Starting point is 00:43:31 could jump on to so I could keep jumping along so basically it was like a floor is lava type of concept I guess so uh yeah uh floor is lava grocery store edition. Yeah, it was a really good time. So much fun. See ya, bye. Best time you've ever had, actually. Dude, you're a dog for sharing that. Don't come, don't think, don't be listening to this, thinking your ideas too like out there are weird. Cause that right there, that hit home, man.

Starting point is 00:44:07 I still do it when I walk. Every time I walk, I'm like, can't step on a crack. You know, I gotta stay in the dark squares. Just, there's panels are alternating colors. I'm like not stepping in the white ones. Are you kidding me? Who would I be if I stepped in the white one? You think I don't have any pride in myself?

Starting point is 00:44:31 I'm stepping alternating boom and like, I wonder if anybody's ever caught me. Did you just like try to step in the brown part? Yeah, the brown block. Yeah. Because if I didn't step in the brown block, I'd have to start over from back there so you caught me people are still doing that right I'm still doing that you won't see me walking on the Hollywood stars wouldn't start that don't step on one star god damn it not out of respect but because I in my head I imagine they slice my ankle off I'm still doing that bro floor's always lava hey when it really got serious though how about when you turned like

Starting point is 00:45:19 15 had some brothers or sisters you never did this with the homies. Maybe though, maybe, but they just didn't get it. You know, it was a family thing. Life on the line, bragging, not even bragging rights, but just like, there's just some kind of feud between like you and your brothers and sisters that, I mean, I had it with some of my friends but like they just didn't they Just didn't take it as seriously the balloon game. Oh

Starting point is 00:45:50 Dude, I would I would train for the balloon game Me and Tony are playing balloon tonight Me at 11 a.m. Me and Tony are playing balloon tonight. Okay. My mom. You're gonna break something, but my sister's doing it with me so she'd let me. Me and Tony are playing balloon at seven. We ate dinner before.

Starting point is 00:46:21 She's like, you're gonna gird all over the living room. I'm like, hey, gotta to win, got to win. I'll swallow it back down. Got to win. I prepped for those little games like I was Michael Phelps. I would jump on the trampoline to like strengthen my legs before the game. I would wet down my leg hair so I was more aerodynamic Playing balloon tonight, and it was like a set appointment And if she didn't show up bro, I would be so mad for like two days Did when you tap it up barely you full extension tap it up oh and they can't get to it

Starting point is 00:47:10 I'm in this bitch I'm in this bitch dude playing balloon playing balloon when your parents are home dangerous boy dangerous somebody's cracking their head open on the office desk. Not telling anybody. Who run this shit balloon game? You got a babysitter. Hey, you got a babysitter babysitter and it's your sister. What's up? Who's first? I would be dude. My athletic stands for balloon game.

Starting point is 00:47:40 I've never been ready to fire off more in my life. I'll take it I'll do it now but I'm just a demon behind the couch. You talking about a guy who sacrifices his body? Dude if my high school football coach saw my balloon film compared to my football film he'd'd be like, where's this been? Diving around making plays full effort see me on the football field kind of slacking off a little bit You know not going not going 100% I'd go on balloon game There's a balloon across my house. You bet you bet your ass I'm getting there put that on everything dude I'm gone oh I'll slide on the ground rug burn don't care bleeding to get pop it up you hit it off something to ricochet off the ceiling

Starting point is 00:48:42 off something too, ricochet off the ceiling. Pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh. You can't do it. You never said. Balloon game. Best game. Hi, Benny. Love you long time. Love you more.

Starting point is 00:48:57 But a game we used to play, we called it Dope Man Dealer, like dope, the dope man. You're crazy. One of my older cousins, she's the one that told us about it. And thinking back on it now on hindsight, I'm just like, how did she know about all this stuff? But I played it with all my sisters, my brother, all my cousins, and they would come over because there's five of us and five of them.

Starting point is 00:49:21 And then there was like three more other pairs of cousins that would come. So there was a lot of parts in this game. There was someone that was and five of them. And then there was like three more other pairs of cousins that would come. So there was a lot of parts in this game. There was someone that was the assigned dope man. There was someone that some of us were the dope man dealers gang. Some of us were the law. Some of us were innocent bystanders. Some of us were the druggies. And we had this shed in the back and that was the dope man's house. We also had a little wiener dog,

Starting point is 00:49:47 so that was the guard dog at the dope man's house. So we made the dog play too. And we would like, there's a lot of running and gunning the drugs. The dope man, then they'd go try to sell the drugs. And sometimes the druggies didn't have the money for the gang and they would get shot and killed. And then the law was involved and law was always trying to, you know, go under cover and try to catch them doing the deals out in the fields and behind the house, behind the shed. And the actual, my mom and dad's actual house was the police station. So that's the game that we played. And I want to say my favorite part of all of it was probably being the dope man

Starting point is 00:50:27 because because it was just so much power you know what I mean like the whole game so and then try not to get caught but anyways that's the game that we played dope man dealer the enthusiasm is unmatched every week this girl just top-notch, on ten, great voice message, never dips, never been, that girl's never been in a bad mood. And then like randomly there'll be like a horse that nays at like 17 seconds all the time. I'm like, God, man, what a life, you know? What a life. Every time she pops on I imagine her in a cornfield. know how you listen to people who knows what everybody really looks like you know on this podcast I'm just imagining people in my head. I wish I could show you guys

Starting point is 00:51:16 Dope man, dude, dude, dude, dope boy fresh a Lot of the games with a lot of running and gunning are fun, man They're fun capture the flag around first time you played that Smear the queer Never wanted to play that red rover also too. I was like, I don't want to play that Now I don't want to play one game ever. What's up with that? You hit like what 13 age 13? I'm like god damn. I don't play this game. I don't want to do this at all.

Starting point is 00:51:48 When you got asked to play Red Rover, I was like, I'm going to break your. Are you sure you want to play this game with me? Like. I feel like I kind of invented roughhousing a little bit. Your dad just used to kick your ass on the living room floor and I had to get out of that? My dad would beat the hell out of me every day on his knees. I was standing up just done, just can't get it. Never could get up dude.

Starting point is 00:52:20 I would do the craziest shit while he was like pinning me down. Bro kicking him, kneeing him in the back like Hard as I could nothing Just could not get out of that man. God dang But then when it come when it came to like playing Red Rover Red Rover Red Rover send Benny right over I was like yo Red Rover, red Rover, send Benny right over. I was like, yo, I am gonna send someone to the hospital.

Starting point is 00:52:47 Like this is not the game. Uh-huh, I'd go like half ass, you know. You think you're gonna hold, no, babe. No, your AC joint is gonna be dislocated because I'm coming hot. After the flight, hey, kind of never. And a big thing for me was like with games, I was like, I don't understand this. Like, I never played like the household games, you know, Red Rover.

Starting point is 00:53:17 I was like, I kind of don't get it. We never played that. We just made games up. Capture the flag. I was like, I don't really get that either. Honestly, we never played that. We made up our own games. So it was up. Capture the flag. I was like, I don't really get that either. Honestly, we never played that. We made up our own games. So it was time to play capture the flag.

Starting point is 00:53:29 Everybody's like, OK, I want his team. Here's the flag. I was like, what do we wait? Oh, what do we have to do? Then I'd always get my ass tagged out. I don't know what we're doing. Big reason why I didn't play baseball. I was like, I have no idea how to do this and no one's ever explained it to me. And for football, half played football for half my life, didn't know what I was doing

Starting point is 00:53:52 the whole time. I was like, no one really explained it. They probably did, but like. Not well enough. Half the time I was playing football, I was like, I don't even know if you can do this, but I'm doing it. Like no one explained this. I don't know. Never understood shit.

Starting point is 00:54:10 You can't do that. I'm like, how would I know? You can't touch the ball if it rolls two yards and the other guy already touched it. I'm like, Jesus Christ, what kind of bullshit did you just make up? What rule is that? In football? No, it's not a sports podcast. I thought shut up No one no one last thing I'll say about sports no, yeah last thing I'll say Nobody that plays played football ever even every coach ever knows about special teams.

Starting point is 00:54:48 Kickoffs, kickoffs, return punt punt return, field goal, field goal block. Onside kick, nobody knows those rules. Even the refs are like, hey, we got to huddle up. That's what I don't know. What is that? Like rule 23, a four. Nobody knows this year, right? No, we know. We gotta look it up. Nobody knows that.

Starting point is 00:55:14 Never knew the rules, bro. Card games don't even play. Don't even start. If you talk about card games, if you say, somebody's gonna do it, watch. Somebody's gonna do it. Let's talk about card. If you say, I, somebody's going to do it. Watch somebody's going to do it. So a game, uh, my friends and, uh, family, family members, brothers, cousins, et cetera,

Starting point is 00:55:32 would play what it was called. Which translates to dark room. And basically it's like hide and go seek, but in the dark in one room and the main and the person that's seeking the other people is blindfolded. And let me tell you, you got hurt all the time and it was hilarious. That reminds me of those games that you like see on tick tock and stuff where the guys are like blindfolded hitting each other with stuff. So I watched it forever a Lot of hiding did hide and seek with the cousins Different level of fun

Starting point is 00:56:17 Just the rivalry your guy cousins against your girls girl cousins hide and seek I Will go anywhere I'll go in a car. I'll be in a car for four hours Just so My sister or girl cousin doesn't find me I'll do anything hiding behind a inattractor tractor lawnmower blade.

Starting point is 00:56:48 Blade on my face for three hours. I'll do anything. I would have lost a limb. I think I was in a tree one time for two and a half hours. Just like almost thinking about like, damn, so I got to be up here all night. Like I was down for that.

Starting point is 00:57:17 Hide and seek with the cousins is just that that is peak right there. And like it's an easy game. There's no, no oh yeah the home bailer bad bad if you get the golden ticket shut up it's just don't get caught bro and I'm telling you I thought I was Max Payne my whole life still do it every corner I walk around pretend I have a gun in my hand. Pretend I'm a spy.

Starting point is 00:57:49 I've been pretending I'm Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible my whole life. And you don't think I'm going to go and you don't think you're going to get the most valuable hider when you pick me for hide and seek. I'll go on the roof I'll go in the I will stake out in the woods I'll get shot Just just and I won't make it No, I don't see him I don't't see him. Let's keep walking. Me, me and a tree. Blood running down my leg.

Starting point is 00:58:35 You're never gonna find me, babe. It's always a fun game, you know, And then somebody gets hurt and they start crying and you're like aunt or uncle or grandma or my friend's mom Let's stop the game. Yeah Did it really hurt that bad that you had to end the whole game Jesus Christ, dude, like your your whole arm better be like severed off Dude, like your your whole arm better be like severed off Mrs. Polizzi can Ben come outside and play today. What's up, Benny boo-boo? I love this guy dude. Calling all the way from Australia baby girl.

Starting point is 00:59:14 God you're the best. My made-up game as a kid. It's called twice around the house crazy concept. Can't wait dude. Exactly how it sounds. So a little bit weird to explain so much fun to play though Somebody's it they have to walk around the house the first time as soon as they turn the corner Everyone takes off to go hide some wares when they're walking around they can look they have to stay on the path And then the second time they come around they're running as fast as they can around the house Everyone has to get back to the base before they get there

Starting point is 00:59:45 Game of my childhood, so much fun. On another note, you and Ash just need to kiss. All this tension is built up. You just need to- I'm in love with her. Out, and then let's just see where it goes. Maybe you get a girlfriend, maybe you lose an assistant. Who knows?

Starting point is 01:00:03 Slap my ass with a flashlight and say, not it! Haha! God, just what did that? Nobody knows me like this guy knows me. This guy comes in just like every 17th episode and he's like just lays it down. God, flawless. And it's the names of the games.

Starting point is 01:00:32 Put some respect on the names of your childhood games. Two times around the house, is that what he said it was? That's a sick name. Back from outside and play today. What's up Benny Boo Boo? Collin all the way from Australia, baby girl. Dog. My made up game as a kid. It's called twice around the house, bro Twice around the house

Starting point is 01:00:49 Even play twice around the house. Oh Say no That's a sick name for a game twice around the house. Oh Then it sounds like a rap like rap album Sounds like somebody's like. Twice around the house, it sounds like a trick play. It's run twice around the house. Really? Drunk twice around the house.

Starting point is 01:01:17 Twice around or like your mom's dessert, you know, she doesn't make it like ever just on special occasions. Okay, stop asking for it. I heard mom's making twice around the house tonight. No way. Don't say anything or she won't make it. How many times? I was making toys around the house.

Starting point is 01:01:41 Yeah, I saw it. It's like I think it's any. Yeah, she like bought all this stuff for twice around the house. Yeah, I like saw it. It's like I think it's in the yeah She like bought all the stuff for twice around the house Don't say anything or else she'll literally won't make it. That's what happened last time. He kept talking about it Shut up Oh lord Twice around the house I think we had tackle boy Tackle boy and

Starting point is 01:02:14 My sisters just tackled the shit out of me But there's something I had to do. I was at a disadvantage of my sisters were just tackling me Maybe my arms were behind my back tackle boy I was at a disadvantage of my sister's roots tackling me. Maybe my arms were behind my back tackle boy Double bounce trampoline Double bounce you ever get double bounce on a trampoline See ya So see ya. I got double bounce so hard one time. I think I looked above our house

Starting point is 01:02:44 So I was like, oh boy if somebody moved the trampoline out from under me right now I think I looked above our house. I was like, boy, if somebody moved the trampoline out from under me right now. Twice around the house. So cold. Just keep going. A couple more. And it's not going to load. It always happens at this point in the podcast. Here we go. It's the mid-90s. You're getting in trouble at home with your mom for throwing a football around, kicking a soccer ball around the house with your brother. So what's the solution?

Starting point is 01:03:17 Volleyballoon. Take a jump rope, place it on the ground. That's the center net. Obviously behind the couch so you can still watch your Saturday morning cartoons you blow up a balloon volleyball Got really intense. My brother was always really into it with his spikes. The volleyball was awesome childhood memory Anyways, really excited to see you me and my brother The volleyball and duo are going to see you in Plano, Texas

Starting point is 01:03:45 Can't wait to see you. Oh my god, bring a balloon bring a balloon bring a balloon, please, please, please Please let's play for a second. I'm dead-ass serious. We I will play that in the lobby cartoons on is that what you said? Hold on hold on. We gotta run this back because this shit is crazy. It's the mid 90s You're getting in trouble at home with your mom throwing a football around Kicking a soccer ball around the house with your brother So what's the solution? Volleyballoon take a jump rope place it on the ground. Okay, Center net got you obviously behind the couch So you can still watch your Saturday morning cartoons dog blow up a balloon

Starting point is 01:04:23 volleyball Got really intense. My brother was always really into it with his spike. The spikes, you're so right, dude. The day my sister learned how to spike shit, I was like, I'm done, I'm done, I got nothing. I got no answer. The day your brother or sister learned how to spike, god damn it, I'm like, no.

Starting point is 01:04:45 I lost every, I had to quit. I had to quit. Played badminton all the time. My sister started playing tennis. Learned how to throw down. And I couldn't handle it. I was like, I will lose every game now. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:05:03 I don't have to tell you. I got nothing for this. Hopefully, I get lucky, but I'm not stopping that. Not stopping. I gotta play my other sister. She doesn't know how to do that. She's a little more agile, though, and a little craftier and smarter. So that's a whole nother battle. But the slap down.

Starting point is 01:05:23 Can't stop it. How are you supposed to stop it? Am I supposed to get on the ground? People will be spiking stuff, playing balloon, playing badminton, am I gonna have to lay on the ground so the ball hits me? How do I stop that? Today, I'm asking, how do you,

Starting point is 01:05:43 you just can't serve it up high. Well, sometimes they hit it low and I just, you know, you gotta, you gotta go, you gotta get it and just pops up and Jesus, you gotta smack it back. No, doesn't ever work. Yeah. My time, my reflexes aren't that fat. Crazy bro. Once I started spiking, it was a wrap. aren't that fat? Crazy, bro. Once I started spiking, it was a wrap. The game, me and my friends made up and used to play when we were a little younger. Dude's a real one.

Starting point is 01:06:12 Around the ages of like 15 was my one friend who was rich had a real big, huge finish basement. It had the works. Get out of here. It had like a theater and a pool tables. He also had a little sister, she had all her shit in it. But we used to play hide and go seek and it would get pitch black down there because there's like barely any windows. And what we did was one person would be the seeker and everybody else would hide. But we called this warrior hide and go seek. Because when

Starting point is 01:06:49 the person was able to walk in and try to find us, we were able to throw whatever objects we could find in the basement at the person. And it got rough. My one friend actually broke his nose because someone threw a fire truck toy at his face. Yeah, those hurt. Broke a hole in the wall because my other friend threw an actual pool ball. So it was crazy.

Starting point is 01:07:18 It was fun. But yeah, that was a game that we did when we were kids. Dude, Warrior hide and seek. Just one game that I know I love to play, but deep down, the first one breaking some. I will shoot a BB gun in in someone's head to win. I'm an idiot. I'll throw a Hot gun in someone's head to win. I'm an idiot. I'll throw a Hot Wheels car at somebody, like fast.

Starting point is 01:07:50 Just in the speed. I don't mean to hurt you, but like dude, the game's the game. Warrior, that's crazy. There's a lot of things like that where you like change a game to make it more violent. God dang it. We did that with shotgun shotgun. When you're about to go on a trip, man, dude, I was a shotgun. I,

Starting point is 01:08:15 I would call shotgun. It was the only thing I thought about, I think. Yeah. I think we're gonna go down to shotgun. Dude, all my friends, god damn it. Or shotgun bed, bro. Spending the night somewhere? Shotgun couch. Both my friends, fuck. Dude, it was kind of annoying actually. I was probably pretty annoying with it.

Starting point is 01:08:38 But the only way you could get me out of shotgun or get the person who called shotgun out of shotgun was to out man them. And it would happen a lot, a lot more than you think. I'd be like shotgun. OK, cool. And then I get in shotgun, my friends drive and we're just like going to the gas station or something. And my other friend who was going to sit in the back would literally grab the front door handle, open the door, take my seatbelt out and remove me from the car. But it wasn't that easy. It was like a fight. It was like a seven minute thing of us like like going through it.

Starting point is 01:09:12 He's trying to get me out of the car. I'm trying to stay in the car like we're not punching each other in the face, but it's like a big like arm chop, like elbow, like like holding on to rails, like the the little like whatever thing that is, that emergency. Like the steering wheel and the driver didn't help. He's just just. You had to be ready

Starting point is 01:09:36 because you never thought somebody's really going to do it. Shotgun in the back of somebody said, OK, yeah, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. To get the seatbelt off and do all that right and sometimes the guy that had shotgun would just give up like If you were persistent enough to outman him, he'd okay, dude You can have it Here I am once again. I'm torn at the basis. Oh, this thing's on.

Starting point is 01:10:09 I know this is in the question of the week, but it's all good, ma. Lyrics, you got wrong. I got that song by Kelly Clarkson wrong. I dated a guy in high school who had hazel eyes. Believe it has hazel eyes. Anyway, I dated a guy in high school who had hazel eyes. Believe it has hazel eyes. Anyway, I dated a guy with hazel eyes, and after we broke up, that song dropped, I guess, and I would be jamming to it in my car,

Starting point is 01:10:32 and I thought it said, he had these hazel eyes. And I'd be like, of course, a song comes out about a guy with hazel eyes. So I would be driving around, miserable, depressed, and just crying and just being like, he had these hazel eyes. Oh, no. And turns out it was behind these hazel eyes,

Starting point is 01:10:52 Kelly Clarkson. You're still in love. Hazel eyes, not my boyfriend. Okay, anyway, back to the question. A fun game that I made up. I feel like this is so up your alley. My friends and I were on like a road trip once and we started dying laughing

Starting point is 01:11:07 and we still carry it on to this day. So celebrity names, we were like, what if like someone decided to name their child a celebrity's name, but the first and middle name of their child is the celebrity name and like you keep your last name. So like, you can set your name as an example.

Starting point is 01:11:27 Sick name. Game. Could we make LeBron James Pulitzky. Yo, let's go. LeBron James Pulitzky. Sick. Daughter, no big deal. Tate McCray Pulitzky.

Starting point is 01:11:40 So we'd have these, that's a good one. We'd have these competitions on like, who can come up with the best name for like a specific last name. So much fun. Leonardo DiCaprio, Palitze. I'd like to introduce my son.

Starting point is 01:11:56 He's Leonardo DiCaprio, Palitze. Okay. All right. Bye. Oh, hunty, hunty, hunty. See you at the, hunty. Would you like to go to the St. Patty's Day parade with me, hunty? Do you want to wear matching green hats? I love you.

Starting point is 01:12:11 Okay. Bye, hunty. I love you. This is so funny, yo. That's a sick game. That's a sick game. And she, you got that dog in you to call in and share that because I think a lot of people would pass on that game, but that's a fire game. People don't know, the people don't know.

Starting point is 01:12:29 Ricky Martin, Polizzi. Ta-ha! I could play that game all day. Kelly Clarkson, Polizzi. Yeah, how come every time you break up with somebody or you're with somebody, every song is about them? Every single song. I don't even I'm super divorce guy right now.

Starting point is 01:12:52 That's never been married. Not one song sticks out to me, but right when you're in a relationship, every song. Oh, my God. That's like, oh, my God. It's like literally us Right when you break up. Oh my god, it's every song hits you like this so weird We used to play the game kind of similar with names Joe Jonas, but see LeBron James, but he was kind of key because my middle name is James. Oh, my God. Good poll.

Starting point is 01:13:28 It would be we would say people that we knew mutually and then end it with the ESPN sign off. So much fun. So I guess we don't know anybody mutually, but it's like So if I guess we don't know anybody mutually, but it's like LeBron James ESPN Or like we just and it was funny because we like kids that went to our school and shit that like nobody really like talked To we would just say their name and then ESPN after I'd be like Robbie Montell

Starting point is 01:14:00 ESPN you know I mean you want to article though. These are just random ass people. Zach Lawrence, ESPN, like every day. And we would do it for four days. Dying. Liam Pinheiro, ESPN. Oh, my God. So fun. One more, one so fun one more one more one more So when I was younger me and my younger brother made a game we didn't have a name for it

Starting point is 01:14:40 But is the combination of basketball Baseball and golf that's what you do is you start at the trampoline. Oh, yeah. That we have. Did everybody have one? Basketball is our golf ball and a baseball bat is our golf club. But you would hit the ball off the trampoline and you would have to get off and run to where it is in order to get to a good spot where the hoop was and you shoot as many times as you can until you

Starting point is 01:15:13 hit it and that's that's the game but you want the least amount strokes and that's when you win. Those are pretty stellar game I mean I don't know what kind of wizardry we're coming up with and they cut that game, but we were on something and it was so much fun. God, it was called being bored as shit. It was called your mom making you be outside the whole day. It was called your parents locking you outside of the house. He didn't break anything inside.

Starting point is 01:15:42 That reminds me of like a pitch back. Do you remember pitch backs? Nobody in my whole family played baseball. We had a pitch back. It's like a net that you just set up and you throw a ball at it, bounces back to you. Get the pitch back. Maybe it's not the same thing, but did everybody have a trampoline?

Starting point is 01:16:07 Trampolines were so lit. The number one thing, man, didn't need anything else after that, except for, dude, my dad was so pissed when he got a trampoline because he always had to move it because he thought he'd kill the grass. Yeah, Jesus Christ, and killed the grass every morning. My dad, no one, my dad dragging the trampoline around in the backyard trying to move it like shit, like shimmying it and shit to get it to move. So I didn't kill the son would just bake over our whole gra- our whole yard, just big circles in it from the trampoline.

Starting point is 01:16:38 He did that with a basketball hoop too. We had the basketball hoop like on the side of our driveway. Just killing this shit out of the grass, he'd move it every single time to the driveway. Don't kill the grass. What's up with dads in grass? I take pride in this lawn. Front yards for looks.

Starting point is 01:16:58 My dad. I felt like when I stepped on the front yard, stepped on the front yard, an alarm went off in my debt. Front yard for look 20 minutes away somewhere a trigger a golf in his head. If he caught my ass playing something in the frame crazy. All right, skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick on skick Hey! Crazy. Alright, skigons, skigons, skigons, skop, skop, skop. Dear diary.

Starting point is 01:17:36 Um, this is kind of a cringe moment. This is kind of a cringe moment. Dear diary. Okay, there's this girl at LA Fitness. Alright. Situationally beautiful. Probably very beautiful, but she's at LA Fitness. She works there. And I'm like, God dang, you know. It's usually just like whoever working. But I'm like, this girl's like new, she's like pretty.

Starting point is 01:18:01 She ain't, alright, she's not all that. But she's like LA Fitness pretty, you know what I mean? I don't wanna downplay it either though, you know what I'm saying? And like it's just whatever, you know, I'm not like acting like any type of way or anything. That's what I think. I'm probably like, hey.

Starting point is 01:18:21 But I just scan in, do my leave every single day. Okay, I Put my keys in a little like locker thing. You know how they have those little cubbies at LA Fitness They're not like full lockers. I have like a like two sets of cubbies on the wall I hate the word cubbies, but like I don't know what else to call that shit. Oh my god. He said cubbies. He's like gay Actually, I love you Put my keys in the in the cubby and then I work out and I come back to the cubbies at the end of The workout and I'm like goddamn which one I put that in like almost like one out of every three days I'm like shit and I'm always in a hurry and I'm like god dude So I'm always in a hurry and I'm like, God, dude. So I'm like, pretty sure it was 11.

Starting point is 01:19:10 So I go to 11 and I like do my thing, put my code in, doesn't work. I'm like, shit, okay. Go to 12, code, no chance. I'm like, oh, I think it was over here. 13, nothing. I'm like, maybe it I think it was over here. 13, nothing. I'm like, maybe it was on this other one. Try 11 on the other one, nothing.

Starting point is 01:19:29 I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. Am I gonna get to the point where I have to ask the person at the desk to unlock the whole thing? So it's a walk of shame. I'm like, yo, can you unlock my lockers? And they're like, what's in it? And then in my head, I'm like they think I'm a thief They think I'm asking them to unlock it so I can steal somebody else's wallet and get all this shit

Starting point is 01:19:53 Can't I keep going through him can't find it I look behind me at the desk it's the girl I'm like I gotta ask her Jesus every time Every time no doubt hundred percent always being embarrassing around the hot person And I'm like hey, I think I don't I don't I don't remember a price to I probably was talking like this Was What by my my my cold cold cold was? That's probably how I sounded in my head. I was like damn girl. Can you help me like hmm? Get my coat back? So like a complete idiot she's like yeah, do you oh which one do you what do you think it was I'm like I see I don't know. She's like what's in there and I'm like, why are you being so uptight? I

Starting point is 01:20:47 know I've never talked to you in my entire life, but like Can we be cool? Can we act like we like each other? Like being kind of mean and shit and not mean but she's like too serious. I was like whoa We go over there I'm like try this one she unlocks she's she's doing them one by one Usually when you lock your keys in those little cubbies the guy goes over there and opens up the whole door She just see everything in every cubby I'm like, oh that's mine Dude she was going on some new I just started working here shit She was going one by one, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.

Starting point is 01:21:29 Yo. And this is the, this is me, I'm like, try that one. That's not my stuff. Try that one. Ooh, definitely not my stuff. And then why was it more embarrassing every time she opened somebody else's cubby? I'm like, ew, what if that, that's what you guys are putting in there? Big ass purse, water bottle, I'm like, oh god. Shirts balled up, I'm like, can you imagine if

Starting point is 01:21:53 that was my cubby? Holy moly. It's a 14 fit, she's going through all of them. I'm like, it's not mine either. And in my head, I'm like, yo, did I even bring them? I was like, Jesus Christ, am I confusing this day for like last week or something? Am I insane? Where did I put my shit? Dude, she opens every cubby until we get to the last row. And I'm like, this is where I thought I put it. She's like, okay. And I'm like, I mean, I guess try 11. Boom, all my shit's in there.

Starting point is 01:22:31 All my stuff's in there. Wallet, keys. Try to just, just me standing next to this girl trying to explain. It's not mine either. No, it didn't. I'm like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I She probably thinks I'm like pranking her. Is this like a YouTube? It was just my code was just off by one

Starting point is 01:23:11 Like, you know, you set your code in there. My code was just skewed a tiny bit Now in her head you're just the guy that like can't remember shot All right, show and tell, kind of cringe too. Hey, kind of cringe too. I was asked to be an F boy in a Trevor Wallace video and I was like. You asked the right guy. And I was like, what should I wear?

Starting point is 01:23:44 And these are back in. 5950s are back in. Show and tell. All my way over there. Went to Lids in the mall, just added a stop. Hey. These are back. Yeah, I've been trying to get one of these for a minute. Yeah, the Fred Durst MLB on the back? It's like this, this, this, this! Just like this!

Starting point is 01:24:20 Can you feel that? Every time I put this hat on. Can you feel that? Yeah, this is me now. This is me. Eww! Can you feel that? Every time I put this hat on. Can you feel that? Yeah, this is me now. This is me. Ew, it's like back, okay? It's back, it's back. It's not gross, it's back. Realized my head, what, shrank?

Starting point is 01:24:36 My head shrank. I have a smaller head now than I did in college. Huh? Seven and one eighth. And you know what? I could have, I could have definitely worn a seven. Don't know what's happening. But I was looking for hats and I was like, okay, like what's like kind of like, you know, I needed, I needed like an off white color because that matches everything.

Starting point is 01:24:57 They didn't have what I needed. But there was this hat with a D on it. And I was like in a hurry in Like just just being probably rude or something like looking through all the hats. I'm looking through all the hats at lids I'm like do people do this still? Like am I violating some FCC code? I'm like touching everything in here. Look, that's not it Gotta try this. What's this one? What's this one dropping shit on the ground dude fumble, Lena Try this. Oh, what's this one? What's this one dropping shit on the ground? Dude, fumble Lena.

Starting point is 01:25:28 Then I see this D one that's my size and kind of the color one. I'm like, what? What team is this? Sorry. Like all out of whack, dude, like all confused and flustered. She's like the Dodgers. I was like. Just where I'm from. Just in the city of the baseball team I'm in. What's this D1?

Starting point is 01:25:53 Dodgers. I'm like, oh, okay. Well, anyway. I was like, haha, my bad. She was like, didn't even smile. I'm like, god damn, can we have some fun around here? Anyway, didn't get the D one, got the LA one. That's like cringe, you're like cringe.

Starting point is 01:26:10 You think you're like from there? No, it's the only one that fit. Inya. Jesus Christ. Enough encounters with women for me. It's two days that got go head go Thursday

Starting point is 01:26:29 national dress day huh weird the only thing I can think of is the time my mom had a sleeping gown a dress pretty much that she would sleep in And it wasn't wasn't like a old lady gown. It was like I kind of like okay Doesn't know how to explain that but it was hanging on the back of her door and we were all watching TV me my two sisters and my mom all in one room just watching TV and it was time for a my two sisters and my mom all in one room just watching TV and it was time for uh

Starting point is 01:27:13 it was so crazy it was time it was like brush your teeth during the commercials you know first commercial break always pretty depressing when you're into a show and your mom's like brush teeth and you're like jesus christ dude like right now like i'm invested I don't want to miss a part. You know how TV used to captivate you like that? Do you ask me to do anything during a commercial? And as a kid, I'd be like, no. You asked me to do something now. I'm like during a commercial, I'm like, I'll never come back and watch it. I'm gone.

Starting point is 01:27:45 But something happened. Maybe I think I some I'll never come back and watch it. I'm gone. But something happened. Maybe I think I brushed my teeth. I saw that like sleeping, what is it called? They're like pajamas or something for like a mom. But it was like a dress. It was weird. It was like a dress hanging out the door. And I saw it when I brushed my teeth,

Starting point is 01:28:00 went back to watch the show. I was like, okay, okay, okay. And then the next commercial break, I had no chores to do, but I still went to the bathroom anyway. And tried on the dress. Like complete silence, like, you know, in the commercial goes to the next commercial, there's like one second of silence. You could like hear my bare feet on the tile, like.

Starting point is 01:28:25 Like slipping into this silk thing. And like, you know, it's just like fiddling around with some shit, you know, trying it on, doing some poses, probably like trying to look hot. You know, just like trying to be like, oh, what if I was like a bad bitch? You know what I mean? Like doing all that, like looking at my ass. How's my ass looking this thing? You know, what do we got going on?

Starting point is 01:28:50 My tits look good? Like what do I, you know, like what do you know? Like what, like compare like me, I'm like picturing like girls in my grade that I like, like wearing this, you know? You know, that's what I was doing. I'm like wearing it. I'm like, you know, toes are pointed, calves are flexed, slip out of it.

Starting point is 01:29:14 Cause I, cause I can tell like, oh, commercial breaks almost over. You know, you got that commercial, commercial timer in your head. I'm like, it's been three commercials. Like, yo, it's coming back. You know, put it on, put it where it was. Get out of there.

Starting point is 01:29:27 I walked back in the room, my mom, my two sisters just looking at me. I was like, what? What did you do in there? I was like, I squeezed my eyebrows. And they're like, OK, yeah. And I was like, yeah, what? So weird. You didn't put on that dress, did you? I was like, yeah, what? So weird. You didn't put on that dress, did you? I was like, no, what?

Starting point is 01:29:48 What are you talking about? I would never put on that dress. Then it was just quiet for like 16 minutes and I went to bed. Oh, yeah. And at that moment I was like man, they know everything like I can't get away with anything in this bitch Okay Man, what a memory. How come I remember that though and not nothing like important I don't even remember my own damn jokes sometimes

Starting point is 01:30:21 Nothing like important. I don't even remember my own damn jokes sometimes. But I can remember putting a dress on when I was a kid. Defining moment of his life. Frozen food day. Mm, mm mm mm mm mm. Something about like the people who make the frozen food packaging. They kill it.

Starting point is 01:30:49 The drumsticks, Nestle drumsticks packaging on the I'm like, damn. Sometimes I want to I want to know how what like what the budget is on that. You know, because like somebody sends you like a mail in the mailbox and it's trash, they know you're going to throw it away, but like it looks so good. I'm like, you guys spend a lot of time on this. It's like a cool like envelope, it's like cardboard, there's like a pop out thing, the colors are popping. I'm like, damn, and I'm just going to throw it away. But I'm like, how much money you get thrown around for this

Starting point is 01:31:28 Batteries running low on the camera But like a hungry man you walk by a hungry man or a kid to cuisine I'm like, you know, it's smash that right now for sure that looks so good. I Know it doesn't look anything like that. But like you're selling me dude. It's always that the Sarah Lee box Get out of here I know it doesn't look anything like that, but like you're selling me, dude. It's always the Sarah Lee box. Get out of here. Dude, Sarah Lee pies. I'm like, hey, who's buying this? Honestly, though, honestly, though, do you know one person that's ever

Starting point is 01:31:56 have you ever been in somebody's house and seen a Sarah Lee pie? No, who's buying that? But they look so good, man. I bet they are good and I bet they look like that. Sarah Lee. Lisa Frank. Sarah Lee and Lisa Frank, the two baddest bitches I've ever seen in my life. Those two dude. Mean girls. Sarah Lee, Lisa Frank. God, I love you so much. Both of you. You know, they're so hot.

Starting point is 01:32:30 Let's see. White chocolate cheesecake day. Dude came across this TikTok. He like always talks about TikTok. Is he like 14? Shut up. I don't know how I got on it, but it's this dude that just smashes cheesecake in his car. Man. And I wanted to hate him for like three seconds, but I was like, I just can't, I just can't hate this guy.

Starting point is 01:32:57 Seven pieces of cheesecake. There's no way he's, okay. Here's my thing. There's no way he's swallowing this cheesecake. I mean, how do you do it I I try to eat three cheesecakes pieces of cheesecake and one night from the Cheesecake Factory he does it from the Cheesecake Factory and after eating two slices I started to get hot I was like oh shit you know when you like you're real excited to eat you eat and you get a hot I got hot back I was like damn my neck and back's hot. I gotta stop. I got to turn it up

Starting point is 01:33:30 like I felt like a pussy, but I was like Dude, I can't have a hot neck. It was on Christmas Eve. I was like, you know, I can't be sick on Christmas, dude Can't be sick on Christmas can't force it down dudes eating seven pieces of cheesecake in his car Maybe five maybe it's five Slapping them in with a cup of milk And I knew who is a real one because you know though he ranked the highest you know what flavor he ranked I he had Them all he had the Oreo one. Yep. Yep. Yep. That was second highest. He had a, why don't I just show you the goddamn video. He had all the crazy ones, all the, oh my god, all the special ones. You know what he ranked?

Starting point is 01:34:13 Nine out of ten. Vanilla bean. How good does that sound? Vanilla bean cheesecake. Just fuck plain Jane. Slap it on your damn tongue. More! Just crushed it. No, sometimes you don't need all the frills, babe. Caramel, chocolate, funfetti, velvet, just, hey,

Starting point is 01:34:42 just straight, just straight, straight straight up give me the facts let's keep going camera's gonna die I'm gonna lose the whole podcast Friday hospitality day hospitalist day someone said hospitable the other day and I was like oh you, you think you're so cool because you said that. You know when somebody says a word and you're like, oh, okay, big dog. Okay. Somebody heard somebody say that and wanted to act all smart. I hate it when people say smart ass words. Like if you, you know what I'm saying? It's cause you're like dumb.

Starting point is 01:35:21 No, but like you can just tell, somebody that says a big word, it's just how they play it off. Like the guy that throws around hospitable, I'm like, and then acts a certain way, I'm like, dude, shut up. Well, you guy knows one big word. How about when you're like cracking open, you'd be like in your history book or like

Starting point is 01:35:45 World Government book. Eww growing up and they would say persons. I'd be like I'm gonna kick whoever's author. I'm gonna kick this book's ass dude. Persons peoples. I was like you're disgusting. I'm not reading this anymore. You throw an S on one of those words that can so not be a plural form of a word

Starting point is 01:36:08 Yes, the United States persons I'm like shot, okay So they can suck it Saturday proofreading day Jesus Christ learn that the hard way dude if you didn't learn how to proofread the hard way you're an alien I proofread everything Who's ever done that? Except for the girl in fourth grade. That was a straight a's I proofread it

Starting point is 01:36:37 I never proofread anything until I put something on the internet and all the words were spelled wrong And four people were like dog. you spelled like a lot of shit wrong. And it's like getting views and likes. And I'm like, I got to delete it and redo it. I spelled Halloween wrong, but it's such a game. Did you proofread it? Why is proofreading the litter- and it's the gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this.

Starting point is 01:37:26 I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this.

Starting point is 01:37:34 I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this.

Starting point is 01:37:42 I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do this. I'm just like I just can't. It's probably like some shit I spelled wrong like it'll take me a day to get over that. I'm like, you had to take a story down and repost it because he spelled something wrong. I'm like dude I'm just I'm just honestly I have a problem. Everybody saw it and I'm stupid now. It'll take me a day to get over that. It's such a mistake. Easy to avoid. Or like if I do something in the wrong order on the day, you know, like I have my day all planned out, something doesn't go right, and I can't like do it in the order that I wanted to do it.

Starting point is 01:38:16 I'm like, no, no, I can do anything now. Takes me a day. And I'm like, why was I acting like that yesterday? Just cuz I couldn't eat before I like went to go somewhere Just being a complete bitch the whole day Because I couldn't work out at the hour. I wanted to cuz I didn't wake up on time. I Just don't feel like myself.

Starting point is 01:38:46 It's always me, it's just me. Alright, that's it. Jesus Christ. Alright guys, I love you. Voice messages, on point. You guys are the best. If you got questions, suggestions, send them to Zaddy. Send them to Ashley, my producer. Stop giving me stuff to do.

Starting point is 01:39:15 Yeah, but I'll see you. Pottstown, Plano, Rochester, Las Vegas coming up. Pottstown, Saturday. It's gonna be wild. Can't wait, dude. We're just gonna go crazy. Cut my head off, Pottstown. Cut my head off and throw it up 400 feet in the parking lot. I'll just let it land. Love you guys. Get your tickies. Tell some people about this show.

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