Espresso - what you bringin back from the dead?

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

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And from the dead, I want to bring back my ex. Not. That'd be a crime. Talk about a full wife's sentence. Oh, my God. Stop. Hey, period. This guy.

Kiss me outside the bearded barley nightly. Beside the green. Green grass. Oh, this thing's on. Spresso podcast shot 391. I'm your girlfriend, Benny, who's had the same fly in his closet for the last four weeks.

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in the week espresso quack quack quill quill quok okay so he like does his own like sounds the whole time I like don't understand that question of the week

who you bring him back from the dead it's Halloween week who you bring him back Regis Philbin Apollo Creed yank wow

your phone ever just drop and it's the loudest noise of all time. God. Yeah, okay, hold on, hold on. Before we get into the question of the week, I think Apple iPhones, they, like, made their phones indestructible. Because when's the last time you saw a cracked iPhone?

2007? Bro, they made their phones indestructible, and we just keep buying the AppleCare. I thought this, like, wasn't a conspiracy theory question of the week. I thought it was who you're bringing back from the debt. Steve Jobs. That's who I want to bring back. Explain yourself.

He's just, like, yelling. Who you want to bring back? Billy Mays from the Kaboom commercials? Oh my God. When you talk about an entertainer, that's who I think of. Billy Mays, dude. Was he the flex-seal guy, too? should know this. I should know this. This is stuff I should know. Flex. Seal guy.

Phil Swift. Same guy. Billy Mays. Phil Swift. Kiss already. What I'd give to see them make out. God damn. Can you imagine the enthusiasm? Phil Swift and Billy Mays rolling around. Dude, kissing in the flex seal boat that's on top of the water. right after Kaboom! Wait, did Phil Swift die? Is Phil Swift alive?

Going to be a lot of that on this podcast. Yes, Phil Swift is alive. He's a CEO of Flexial? All right, all right, right. Does he like get off topic all the time? Is this like ADHD? What is happening? Billy Mays.

a dog who you bring him back from the dead Kevin Fetterline hey one I don't know why I would and two is he even dead maybe the question of the week should have been is he dead or not

Brendan Fraser did he die and come back where was he for 12 years Seneca Wallace I definitely thought he was dead just looked him up he's a thriving businessman now who you're bringing back though

who the hell Seneca Wallace the best quarterback of all time if you didn't have Michael Vick let's talk yo Benny to rooster brother going through the breakup having updated you in a bit

just broke up on Friday she broke up with me pretty fucking devastated almost four years so you kind of lose like a part of yourself you know what I'm saying and like obviously looking from the outside and now it's like dude our issues weren't even that like even that crazy

like I kind of realized that we just didn't really ever know how to communicate communication is really hard you never really like let someone finish a fucking thought before just going down I'm like a very defensive guy like in a relationship

like I immediately I'm like like just get so defensive I don't really let like thoughts finish and that that just leads to like no outcome no positive outcome of the argument you kind of just leave the argument more pissed off

I just need some comfort from you because you're the goat and uh cheers oh my God that was the realest thing that's ever happened on this podcast All right, for the new people For the new fam

You can leave a voice message For the quick question of the week Or you can just say whatever And dude, I think I don't even I feel like I've been like looking into this relationship For a while now Yeah, it hurts a little bit at first

Big Dog. and I'm not even saying that on some funny stuff but you got to give it you got to let it cook man sucks but you break up with your girl and now you question every

should I have even done that should I have done that you got to let it cook for a little it's gonna be sad time big sad time gonna be screaming in the pillow a little bit but um yeah you gotta just let it let it let it let it let it marinate for a little bit homie oh my god this is like a real relationship advice podcast now i just feel the bro

because i know i know i know i know i know you'll start feeling better you'll start you'll start, hey, hey, hey, guy, guy advice here. Every girl cover their ears. Hit the gym. Hit the gym, dude. Even if this is happening to a girl right now. Flip situation. Maybe his girl listens to this pod. Hey, hit the gym. And let him finish a thought. Oh God. I hate to break it to you, dog, but there's going to be a chance for you guys to get back together. And how do I know this? Because it's only happened every single time it's happened to me. And it just depends how strong you build yourself up before you go back in.

You know what I mean? if you get if you if you if you let it cook and you get super super secure and you're you're you again no this is what happens to me after relationships i'm like sad i'm like i don't even know if i should have done that i'm like am i an asshole and then like a few weeks go by and i'm like okay i'm on myself again and then the opportunity comes up and it's like hey should i hang out with her then i got a voice in my head that's like bro You're going to do all that all over again? Yeah, go hang out with it.

Dude, do you hang out with her? That's three more months. The same thing. Might have that the same problems might come up again in those three months and you're like, why did I do that? I should have just like kept doing my own thing. I don't know if any of this makes sense.

Let it cook, roost. Ah, oh, oh. Hit some hip thrust. Okay, in the gym. This guy. Just keep going. Oh, hey. Benny, Benny, Benny.

It's been a minute. So, anyway, who would I bring back from the dead? First person came to my mind is Robin Williams. We really need him to come back. I need him to come back. He was hysterical and relatable. and he just really brought my mood up with some great old classic movies, you know, Mrs. Doubtfire, and, you know, good morning, Vietnam, all the goodies, you know, you know.

So, yeah, that's my bring back from the dead guy, and I hope to see you soon. Go bills, bye. Oh, my God, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you. Robin Williams the OG crazy guy OG insane person OG guy that

everybody really is deep down inside mm-hmm I mean guys just like so silly and goofy I'm like I think everybody's like that when they're when they're home alone right

especially the shy people everybody's got little Robin Williams in them. This is kind of isn't a good question for this podcast because I know nothing about anything and now I have to like kind of know stuff. But who didn't watch Aladdin? Jeannie top three characters of all time. I mean that who did not want to be boys with Jeannie? And then when Will like Will Smith like did it and ruined it? Will Smith. Will Smith guy who's been in every movie ever. But yeah, I always thought that was so...

Everybody's got that. Everybody's got a little goof in them, you know? Shy girl at school growing up, you know when she went home, she was just farting on everything. Nobody's really shy. I'm like introverted. Now, you're just around the wrong people. I get introverted when I'm around the wrong.

I'm like, I can't. I'm shy today because I hate all of you. but you get around the right that brings it out that's a dog for life can't lose that and Robin Williams could just do that himself

crazy can you imagine even what he would be doing right now I remember watching Flubber and I'm thinking it wasn't very good All right I'll shut up

I shouldn't have said that I did to Rooster Part 2 So I went into therapy Detective Rooster mode last night Took a lot of notes Uh huh My relationship from the outside looking in And I could see

Some solutions to the issues And I'm going to present my findings Because why not You know what I mean Let's talk, man Come on I got to lose Fam I think it's better

to let it out and keep it bottled up and never kind of know you never know what could happen bro this is the pod to do this on I'm telling you anything goes we got a close fit dude we got people on here your boy will help you out

mommy will help as much as he can but then you hop in the live stream you got people in the live stream helping you out too and it's for real it's for real it's not a joke I think comes out of it but we will joke around too

and I said my piece and it'll help me heal for sure so I think that's it that's the issue in most relationships at the end it's like no one really knows what the fuck's going on at the end nobody knows who's mad at who um five years later you're still like well was she I don't even know if she was mad at me that one time

it's like you never know because you never chopped it up nobody knows bro I'm trying to grow I'm trying to I'm trying to learn for the future if anything because how can I learn from the patterns that I had for the future if they were never acknowledged like in the past and that's a bar

so communication's hard I've realized I thought I was good at it I'm fucking terrible at it it's like you never really practice it until you get into a relationship and then when you're in the relationship you think that like your way if you're communicating is right but it's actually just so fucking

just like not even close and it's astounding how long that takes to realize and if I didn't start therapy I wouldn't have even fucking known any of this shit so I'm in my therapy era but um is there a part of me that's that's trying to run it back yeah for sure

but I'm not going to get my hopes up it's going to happen it's going to happen that's life sometimes people just call throwing a towel and I get that but uh have you ever had your heart broken or have you ever tried to talk to an ex after you broke up and like did anything come out of it? You know what I mean?

I love you, Benny. Thanks for your videos, bro. They keep in a good head space. Oh my God, I'm going to cry. You know what? I don't want to bring back from the dead. Rooster's relationship. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Hey, too soon? No. oh god i was never good dude i can't communicate it's hard to communicate in relationships because how do you how do you say everything in a relationship everything that's wrong you want me to bring it up are you serious you're gonna kill me if i said everything i wanted to say in a relationship the girl would never talk to me

again so i sometimes i become like a little bit a little like not myself in a relationship because I'm like, I mean, I don't like that, but I don't really know how to tell her that. And if I told her that, she's going to get mad at me. That's my whole thing, man. If I'm a relationship and the girl's mad at you, the whole day is ruined. Can't do this podcast because girls mad at me.

Can't do a show. Girls mad at me. I can't even think straight because girls mad at me. And it's because I was saying what, like, just normal stuff God dang I don't know I'd just rather

not even deal with it that's what I thought after I had a breakup I was like I just know myself this is becoming a real podcast is this a real podcast

what are we doing I knew I knew I was better off do you think you're better off alone yes I do actually Do you think you're better off alone 100% I actually know that for a fact

Do you think you're better off alone Actually there's no other way I'd prefer it Do you think you're better off alone Gotta be good at being alone I knew I was a G at being alone Because it's all I wanted to do My whole entire life

And when I was just good at being alone I could just do whatever I want and I didn't have to worry about this or that or oh my it was like it was a freedom man you'll see you'll see after you get over the like the rough the like oh my god but I miss her you'll be like you'll be like Robin Williams

at the end of Aladdin free genie cuffs off well I have to tell her that I'm going to the store you know I can just you know you don't have to that's a weird relationship when you got to tell you girl you're going to Target but like I can just remember I was eating a cookie in my car

driving to my dad's house and my girlfriend at the time FaceTime and she's like, what are you doing? And I was like And she's like, you have a cookie? And I was like,

yeah. And she's like, why don't you tell me? And I was like, damn, I got to tell you everything. Like, I don't know.

It's just stuff, little things like that. I was like, I got to tell you if I'm going, if I'm going to record a video or something. Come on.

I don't know. I just like, I just knew I wanted the freedom so bad that I there were a little chances for me to get back with her and stuff and may may or may not have done that but uh after a while I was just like I got to get out of here super nice take the high road got a dip piece and you know I don't even know this is the right thing to do or not but you got to be like hey I got to like you know get my stuff together and Maybe we can, like, rehash it.

I don't even know if I left that door open, but I don't think I would. Don't say that. Forget everything I just said. Yo, Benny, what up? I would definitely bring back Mr. Rogers from the dead. I just feel like the world could use that right now. Man, friend Rogers, wouldn't you be? Couldn't you be?

My neighbor. Hi, neighbor. Fine. God, a dog, a straight, straight closer. He's an artist. He's Pedro Martinez of the voice messages. He puts teams away. I gotta be honest with you, dog.

Mr. Rogers, I only watch, I have no idea what that show is about. I only watch Mr. Rogers when I was getting ready to watch Sesame Street. So I'd catch like the last six minutes and I'd be like, what is this dude even doing? I'm not a Mr. Rogers hater. But Lord, I never knew what he was talking about.

And like, what was the show even? There's so many, that's a whole like genre of TV. The shows you watched, the last two minutes of getting ready to watch the show, you really, like, we're watching TV for. I butchered that. But you know what I'm saying? The shows, no, I'm saying. Guy says you know what I'm saying because nobody knows what he's saying.

The shows you watch the last two minutes of getting ready to watch the show you really wanted to watch. What were they? Top five? Hey, pinky in the brain. Who is waking up? I swear that show was on at 4 a.m. Eastern Standard time and the shows I wanted to watch

dude Saturday morning cartoons were such a real thing I can't even believe how like dude I would wake up every Saturday God damn it he's like talking about nostalgia dude I would wake up Saturday morning I think my sister would shake me by my shoulders

I'd get so mad for two seconds. Then we'd run down and say, hey, it'd be kind of cold. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Doesn't matter what time of the year it was. You wake up in the morning, covers ripped off you. Wearing a big t-shirt.

Might just have witty t-tides on under it. I don't know. Your sister's wearing the same exact thing. You guys are farting like animals. nothing matters nobody's even up you think you think your dad got up earlier

checked on something left the house is dad even home? I don't know I don't want to know you sit Indian style in front of the TV you're tired dude you can't wait for to come on your show what do you watch what do you watch what do you what do you what do

routine bro i think i did it until i was 14 years old batman and superman adventures on kids wb started at eight o'clock i don't know why but we'd wake up at like five 55 a m to sit indian style in front of the tv mouth you know you can't watch you can't watch your favorite show or play your favorite game on TV with your mouth doing this. What is it? Anytime I'm invested in anything, my mouth. Jesus Christ.

Guy looks like crap. What a slop! Dude, my mom would literally come in the living room tell us to close our mouth. Both of us at the same time. Batman, first it'd be Pinky in the Brain. Here's the lineup, pinking the brain. Sometimes, um,

God, what is that? Gargoyles. That was on sometimes, randomly. Beast Wars. Oh my God, you're like old. I don't care, Ash. Beast Wars. Pinky in the brain.

Then it switched to Kids W.B. Boom, Batman Adventures. The hardest show I've ever watched my entire life. Batman was first Superman was second heaters every episode can't think of one bad episode I still watch it on TikTok

you're a nerd then Batman beyond after that shut up and then it was starting kind of get cracking in your house you know what I mean your mom's up guy said you know what I mean again

no one knows what he means your mom's up your sister your older sister's up I don't know why my older sister did not mess with anything me and my younger sister did ever. She didn't wake up early.

She didn't like anything. I was like, I don't know. She's doing her own thing. My sister wouldn't even wake up on Christmas. I was like, what are you doing?

It's time. She'd be so mad on Christmas. I was like, I mean, I just don't even. If you're not happy today, ADHD podcast, all right, so, yeah. By the time men in black

was on, Batman Beyond the Men in Black, dude, like your mom was like, You need to eat breakfast. There's always something pulling me away from the TV. My whole childhood experience was like me not being able to just sit down and enjoy the show. Eat your cereal. You can't eat.

Hell no, I wasn't eating the living room. I was eating over the table as fast as I could. That's probably why I eat so fast because I was trying to get back to watch Batman. Take out Mr. Freeze. Bring back somebody from the dead. Mr. Freeze. dude that's not the

coolest villain in the world dude is that not the modernized Mr. Freeze in the next Batman you know

that would go crazy how they gonna do that give me poison ivy too God dang she was hot I mean

come on she was sick lineup sickest lineup other Big T-shirt, Tidy Whitey's, Indian, Native American, crisscross applesauce. Crisscross applesauce on the carpet,

kind of cold, bare feet, 1,000%. Then after Men in Black, you had your cereal? Guess what was on? One Saturday morning. Oh, you remember that? You're watching recess? Pepper and pepperay. Pepperance

She's like one in a million There are some other good shows on that too I can't think of what they were now I gotta look them up I gotta look them up I'm sorry Is this like a research podcast? One Saturday morning Oh Doug was on

Doug was on one Saturday morning And he had the long sleeves under his vest Real ones no Real ones remember that One Saturday morning One Saturday morning line up What do we have on this B.

Because they did have some stuff that I was like, I don't know about that. I think, you know what? Oh, God, those were the best days of my life, bro. Best days of my life. Doug, recess, pepper, ant. And there was, like, jungle cubs, which I don't know. I was, like, doing stuff by then.

And then, like, and me and my family, me and my mom, my sisters just went to Target in the mall the rest of the day. I mean, he can't write it any. Better than that. I would get the Backstreet Boys CD? Dude, that was banging. Maybe you don't want to hear about the next day.

We'll keep going on this. Hold up. What up? Just want to say, happy birthday, Benny. It's your birthday week. Dog. Happy Halloween.

Real one. And happy. chicken fried steak month. But who I would want to bring back from the dead would be Anthony Bourdain. Man, I miss that guy so much. Got to look him up, sorry. He literally is the king of food critiques,

food critic, obviously. I mean, without him, we wouldn't even have people on TikTok or on YouTube doing these food reviews and food blogging and food tours. I mean, even with you doing, who's buying this, buying Middlelight Pringles, like, he started all that shit, just analyzing food. And, I mean, he's the food king.

So I miss that show so much. I mean, you would be able to put on no reservations or parts unknown or cooks tour who's always on the Food Network. And he was on, like, on Discovery Channel, I guess, too. but yeah I mean those shows were the best he was so real

and it's a shame that he had to take his own life damn this kind of got real I thought we were gonna be messing around I don't know who Anthony Bourdain is dude I'm sorry I don't know anything

and you knew that you knew that going in you know that it's fine but bro I mean the abs on this guy look at his girl too Huh? Sternum tat?

Full head of hair. Abbs. How old was he when he died? 61? I mean, Lord, if I can be 61 and have abs and a girlfriend with a sternum tattoo, uh... I'll do anything. Just to be Anthony Portain

For a minute I gotta look up a clip or something Bro, this is crazy I can't just not know about a food review guy Hey what's he doing him in his car though Did he have slushy makers? I'm just kidding No reservations Oh he was like a food network guy

YouTube's gonna give me an ad Okay skip survey capers you know those little pecan morsels that most of you mistake for mouse droppings and push to the side of your plate these low slung caper bushes

grow like kudzu in a rich volcanic soil the caper is the unopened green flower bud on the bush oh so that was him saying all that stuff that's a real G right there

I mean you just got I don't really know much about it I'm sorry but the full head of hair the abs and God, he looks good. Jesus Christ, I'll shut up. I know it's probably too obvious,

but I'd probably have to say Kobe Bryant. It felt like we got robbed, man. The whole world was robbed from him. I feel like he had a lot more to give, even after all his greatness. But there's a lot out there, but he would probably be my number one. Dude, I didn't know, yeah.

Everybody remembers where they were, right? Everybody remembers where they were when Kobe Bryant died. I was walking down the sidewalk in L.A., and I swear to God, it was so quiet. It's one thing about L.A., dude, they do take the sports seriously. I think it's because, this is my opinion.

A lot of L.A. Mexican. And Mexicans are about, I've said it before, I've said it in a million, Mexicans are about their teams. Dude, I'll get roasted for wearing any other baseball jersey. Every time I put on a different baseball jersey, I'm like, I'm going to hear it from like 30 people today. You know, you should be wearing a Dodger's jersey hole? Fool? Grater, fool? It's half the reason I have a Raider's jersey so I can wear it and just feel like I belong. but it was quiet when Kobe Ryan died still like unbelievable

every time I see a video of Kobe Ryan I'm like I cannot believe he died still that's got to be the biggest one ever dog craziest death of my life Kobe Ryan and Sean Kingston but that's another story for another day Kingston. Personally, I would want to bring Anthony Burdine back from the dead. Because he had so much curiosity, compassion, and edge.

And it feels like so much of like what the world's missing a lot of the times. He made us think about what we do, how we connect, and not just what we connect and not just what we consume and I think he was just a spectacular human being so that's my take I mean also David Bowie but he'd probably arrive like in another form anyway but there's too many I mean Robin Williams he he made us laugh he made us grow up as kids like feeling all right like There's so many, there's so many people, but there's just a few for you. Does anybody else not know anybody? RIP to the real ones.

But man, I don't know anything. Yeah, you're like stupid. You're like an idiot. Um, I think it's because I'd rather not know. so i'm not sad when something happens you know what i mean guy says you know what i mean again because nobody knows what he's talking about uh that's three five and i are we taking off all our clothes five you know what i means take off all my clothes

it's a deal i think i don't watch movies because i don't want to feel the emotions Whoa. Okay. All right. Therapy sesh. No, honestly, the roller coaster a movie puts me on is like, I don't even, I don't feel like starting this, man. And it is also a time thing. I cannot sit here for two and a half hours and have somebody just mess with my. head i don't know i don't know i'm probably just being an idiot but i think that's why i don't know a lot

of stuff um you're so quick little explanation from last week i feel like oh the people here these were tough subjects uh i said that i was done with cinnamon rolls and spright while my thought is i can't wait to hear this is that you know spry this is what the podcast is all about here say you don't like cinnamon rolls without telling us why it's a lot of empty calories and for me a lot of empty sugar as in there's no caffeine so i i don't get anything out of it you know i have so much sugar i can eat and drink in a day or at least should drink in a day and i don't want to waste on sprite and cinnamon rolls it's similar in that there's a lot of calories and a lot of sugar for something that's pretty good but like is it better than cake it's better than pie it's better

than can be. It's better than Bound Duba ha blast. I mean, so just not totally worth it from me. All right. I got another one coming up.

Let me just, let me just hold up. But when you can go off, you're right. Sprite's not the choice if you're popping off. It's honestly root. It's like,

it's something dangerous. It's root beer float. That's what you're, do you're not in a sprite when you're going crazy but cinnamon rolls boy boy boy boy how come there were just some mornings the most random mornings in the world when your mom would make cinnamon rolls the most random morning in the world you would never know you'd never see it coming you just walk downstairs there'd be a circle pan of cinnamon rolls sitting on top of the stove stove top oh oh oh oh oh hey one's gone it's your mom wanted that freshy that fresh

warmie and you look at your mom she goes like this And there's a little extra pilsberry buttermilk icing on them. My mom would hook it up like that. Standard default icing settings on cinnamon rolls? What do you think this is? We're in the big leagues. Nah, she's spreading it with that butter knife. Not the whole can of frosty, but just enough to make it look like.

like oh my god and I was dude I was the Tasmanian devil when cinnamon rolls were on top of the stuff I'd be going so crazy my mom would be like you have to save one for Ann Marie

and it would break my heart bro you would you would never know when your mom was gonna be that was the craziest thing in my life how do it and you wouldn't even see that you didn't even know you had cinnamon rolls in your house for weeks ahead of time

and they would just be on the ready in the morning on top of the oh my god the smell of the and when they're gone it's one of the saddest things dude because you never know and they're coming back dude you put your finger in that pan that circle pan and you just the flaky icing might even lick it might even lick it from licking all the pans

all the spoons all the knives I should have a split tongue from licking knives buttermilk boy let's keep going I want to take a break from these lists soon. No, don't ever take a break.

But not fucking now. Here we go. Let's go, baby. Start the music, start the clock. These are things I want to bring back from the dead. First, one of one, obviously, Sean Kingston. Kingston. Got to bring him back.

Next, Kanye, the old one. I like this a lot. This is how you do it. This is how you do it. Destiny's child in sync Dude give me in sync without JT at this point dude just fuck it Just give us what we want

It's weird if JT's are right now anyways Because he so badly doesn't want to do it right True dude be part of the con Come back with out of him Want to bring back Dempsey's biscuit company Local reference But they had these big ass Biscuit sandwiches and they were so damn good

And it's food that I'll never have again I want to bring back 49 cent 32 ounce fountain drinks in the summer Quick trip the best gas station used to do it QT RIP I want to bring back balls Go try your clothes on like a grown-up come on I want to bring back my childhood dog RIP And Panera charged lemonade

Let's stop being cussies And from the dead I want to bring back my ex Not That'd be a crime talk about a full wife's sentence. Hey, period. This guy.

It's how we do it, folks. Hey, for the new listeners, guy pretending there's 300 new listeners every week. VIP fam, day one fam, OG fam, been there since the beginning. a time. The dude that just left the voice message. He was there day one when I was in the station knew about this. He's a dog.

But we gotta go through this list one more time. What did he say, bro? He back from the dead. First, one of one. Kingston. Old Kanye West 808s and heartbreak Kanye West? Welcome to Heartbreak

Dude, I used to listen to that album I didn't even know who Kanye was was but I worked in the wait room and played every day Oh dude, that one song It's just Welcome to Heartbreak That's my favorite song on the whole album And I felt this feeling

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Oh, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, God, that was an album my whole life, just for one year, though, just for one year. But I'd never heard a good song after that, but that slow jams, too, just like all those, you're just like old. Old one. No, exactly. Katie Perry, the hot one. Destiny's Child, in sync. Dude, give me in sync without JT at this point.

Dude, just fuck it. Just give us what we want. It's weird a JTzer right now anyways Because he so badly doesn't want to do it right Fuck it just come back without him Am I out of the loop Like how come there can't be an in sync today Is that like the Jonas brothers?

I don't think so But how come there like I promise if Insync was a thing right now Like a new thing It would like all those songs hold up right or am I just like 50 Heaters I still listen to him all the time

Did YouTube just go to YouTube That plays all in Singapore Boys I don't know what's wrong with me I want to bring back Dempsey's Biscuit Company Local Reference But they had these big ass biscuit sandwiches And they were so damn good And it's food that I'll never have again

There's just some biz Are we rating biscuits? The biscuit I always had against my will, my whole life. And I would do anything for it right now. Honestly, right now it would be the time. The KFC biscuit. Yeah. Yeah.

You take one crumble off that. You don't bite the KFC biscuit. You don't bite it? You take a little... You pull it apart like you're a hot girl inside of a car Because that's how hot girls inside a car to eat They pull stuff apart You're eating a KFC biscuit

You hot girl pull apart Because you take a bite of that thing You're not going to breathe for the next 43 minutes You're dried out SpongeBob In that one episode Gotta be the driest thing I've ever eaten in my life, dude. I don't even know where the butter, there's butter in there somewhere, but it's not like, it's so, it's such a weird

thing. But you slice that thing open? And that's one of those, it's one of, it's might be worse than a nature valley bar. The KFC biscuit, dude. You drop a KFC biscuit on the ground. You're sweeping the floor for four weeks. Jesus Christ, that biscuit got all the way over here? There's still biscuit. on the ground you slice that thing open over a cutting board slice it open over a cutting board

and you got to put the KFC jelly on it oh my god you're spreading that jelly on there it comes from the packet grape yeah oh my god I ran out of jelly

what do I do now oh I got a packet of honey You've talked about honey like four podcasts in a row. You put it on the other biscuit. Then you make a honey and jelly biscuit sandwich. Oops. Not so dry anymore, is it?

I want to bring back 49 cent, 32-ounce fountain drinks. All the stuff that was under a dollar. Where'd it go? What happened to the first time you saw it? dollar store and everything was 99 cents you were amazed because as a kid you're like I could actually afford some of this stuff you might have seven bucks remember that time you had eight bucks as a kid you're like I can't tell me shit almost thought about and it would be all quarters too I had eight bucks as a kid all quarters like I could buy like six

silly hands and I might but you walked into a dollar store and you saw toys that were 99 cents action figures 99s I can buy that shut up

drinks 49 cents cheese burgers 49 cents that'll never happen again that's like you know when you're talking about like your parents were talking about buying bread and milk when they're Brady used to be a nickel dude that's our cheeseburgers

49 cent cheeseburger day slap my ass in the summer quick trip the best gas station used to do it really good gas station quick trip really good do different I love to going to different states in the Midwest

because they have different signature gas stations Thorntons quick trip Bucky's way too popular but it's still pretty good hold on hold on there's a couple more gas stations we got to talk about here

that need some respect gas station top gas stations but they're not like your own they're not like your shell you know what I mean they're like more homegrown they're more

grassroots gas Chevron hey oh shit okay Wawa Casey's General Store Dude this is crazy Why is this all I went

Racetrack with a C You know it's really just been taking my top off lately Uh huh Unbelievable The way how they keep this place clean Open, bright, friendly customer service Self-checkout at a gas station, dude Best gas station right now

is sheets Oh shit! Oh shit, I shut it! Best gas station. High ceilings? No bathroom doors. walk in you know what I mean nobody wants to pee

at a gas station because you got to touch the door knobs you open it up with your elbow dude you walk in a sheets it's just a hallway

full of pissers self-checkout there's nothing more annoying than being at a gas station trying to buy something and there's a dude in front of you that just

it's his first day in public buying Lottery tickets? I'm like, I will strangle you, dog. Not right now. No one to buy lottery tickets. It's at 3 a.m. With all the other people buying lottery tickets.

Self-checkout. All you got was a chocolate milk and some combos. Beep, beep, do, do, do. Apple pay. Gone. Never felt better. Sheets is the goat I don't know what they have like

East Coast though There might be something on the East Coast Let's keep going RIP I want to bring back balls Go try your clothes on like a grown-up Come on I want to bring back my childhood dog

RIP And Panera charged lemonade Let's stop being cussies And from the dead I want to bring back my ex No no no Okay here it is Here it is I got two things

I've got two things where we got to bring back from the dead. And I'm so serious about this right now. The blueberry smucker's syrup. Moment of silence. Dear smuckers blueberry syrup. You were there in the mornings when I would eat three microwavable pancakes. and didn't want them at all.

But I poured so much blueberry smucker syrup on those three pancakes that they turned in to just soup, just blueberry soup. That glass bottle, I think I could just take a pole out of it. I think I could,

I think I would drink alcohol with smuckers blueberry syrup if it was available. If we're having a house party and you have a half gallon of vodka, I will go in your pantry and look for smuckers blueberry syrup. Bro, that thing was elegant. It was like old school. And I think they had a strawberry one too, but I never saw it. But the blueberry smuckers syrup. Best syrup of all time.

Number one syrup. Don't even come at me. Is this like a ratings podcast? I don't get what he's doing right now. The Cracker Barrel syrup is behind it. And I also think that's because it comes in a glass bottle. But that smucker, dude, let me tell you how much smucker's blueberry syrup means to the world. If you try to buy it, it's on eBay for $200.

you're not going you're not you're not you think if log cabin syrup stops making syrup people are going to buy that for 200 come on come on babe bangin there's something else we need to bring back oh you know what you know what syrup kind of slap secretly that syrup that you would put put in the microwave and there was a microwave on the bottle that would say hot when it was hot. Me staring at that syrup revolving in circles in the microwave. Oh my god, it says it! It says it!

Beep, beep, beep. Easy on the microwave. Don't slam the door! That's what had happened every morning. What a voice message. Just keep going. What's funny. Let's bring Jha Rool back. Did he die? Just kidding. Just kidding. He kind of sucks.

No, for real. If I could bring anyone back from the day, dead. Hear me out on this. It would probably be Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. And I say this because I have a very good theory as to what happened. Let's be real. I feel like we all know who killed them. But I want to know what happened that night. I want to know the details. I feel like we've never actually gotten the full story of what went down. So I would want to bring back those two people so I could hear what went down. And really anyone that was murdered and their case wasn't solved.

I'm super interested in things like that, unsolved mysteries, if you will. Oh, OJ Simpson. okay wow I can't am I so dumb I'm gonna be completely honest here I never knew

who OJ Simpson killed is that his voice or is that the Bronco OJ Simpson wrote away on oh god yeah how do we never know that stuff

that's the stuff we know when we go to heaven 100% like what happened dog? I can't wait. He said he can't wait to die. Okay, red flag. No, I can't wait to go up there and just be like, yo, fill

me in Big Dog. Give me the deets on all this stuff, dude. See, that's the only time I want the tea right there. I don't want if somebody has tea, if somebody's like, oh my God, guess what I hurt? No, I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

I don't want to know. It's just for some reason, Guys don't want to know gossip. I'd rather just not know. Nope, I don't want to know. No, thank you. Yeah, tell me when I die. But knowing other people's business just feels like it puts me in the wrong.

All of a sudden something happens. Did you know about that? No. Now I feel like I'm a criminal because I knew. You didn't even tell him and you knew. It was against my wish. I don't want to know anything I think 50 cent killed

Jarl though like not for real but like kind of for real I don't know man I always got a soft spot for Jarl every time somebody's talking trashed everybody talks shit about Jarl

come on can we put some respect on for once like he wasn't that great but he was like the cornerstone of like Like, he was the first guy that was like really a fire feature on songs. Like if Jarl rule was in it, just rumbling, stumbling, stumbling, bumbling every 13 seconds in the song, I was like, this is a, this is a slapper, dude. jaw rule was summer you never heard a jaw rule song in the winter

nope only in the car in the summer you always had a crush on the girl and you're like maybe that could be our song you always had a crush on a girl and you're like maybe this jar rule song could be our song he did kind of he went out way too early but uh whenever dude you

that's got to be that's got to be going platinum on touch tunes this right here on touch tunes in the corner of a bar You're not dancing to a 50-sand-song like that Who would I bring back from the dead? Definitely Dave Thomas. Oh, Lord. Ever since he died, the whole franchise has been going down.

I don't know about anyone else, but here in Southwest Ohio, every location is just a dump. And, yeah, bring back Dave Thomas. They all need a good yelling, yelling at. Man, that's real right there. Oh, my God. I've been thinking about it. We talked a lot about Wendy's last podcast.

Wait, I didn't hear it. It's because you're not subscribed to the Patreon. Old Dave Thomas era Wendy's? were you supersizing that was a supersized thing wasn't it I don't even know how big those Wendy's yellow cut biggie biggie great biggie fries great biggie drink

remember you could put like 94 square beef patties on a burger you remember that number six on the drive-thru menu Dude, Wendy's menu was iconic. Triple. What was the triple burger? That was a whole different.

Wendy's was bus and then. Bacon, big bacon, classic triple. When I saw that on the menu, I was honestly, that was the first time. I was like, who's buying this? So much meat on that thing, dude. Jesus. What did that even look like in real life?

I never saw that in real life Dave's triple with cheese in between each one you can't be serious dude I gotta show you guys this Dave's triple when you pulled up to Wendy's you've never seen anything like that

in your entire life dude there's no way there's no way you're with anyone and they got that first my first Wendy's experience with my neighbor

went to like the mall with them or something he was my home boy I told you guys this they had no rules when I came to food this is the first time I've ever experienced

anything like this my family low fat nation their family get whatever you want excuse me we pulled up and I'm one of those

I'm one of those dudes that we pull up in the family car with my friend. I'm kind of uncomfortable in that situation. I'm like, I don't really have a lot of experience ordering what I want at a drive-through, fast food, and I kind of don't know what I want because I've never been outside of the dollar menu. And they're up in here just slinging around value meals. I would always be like nuggets from the dollar menu and a cheeseburger single

cheeseburger from the dollar menu in a frosty if I was good I remember the first time you're in somebody else's car and you're at a fast food restaurant and they were like I'll take the six with a large drink you're like six

what even is the six I'll take the number three large and that's What do you want? And then that's it. They're not like doing anything to it. You're not customizing it. No mayo even.

Everything. Six large. What do you want, babe? Points to his wife. Oh my God. You're under the gun. Bullets are flying. We're in a Dodge Caravan.

Pulled up to a Wendy's. I'm sweating. Everybody knows but me. Odd man out. his wife gets something yeah I want to try that your friend pulls this out of his back pocket

I'll take the number five I love Jesus Christ I gotta have my number ready I look at the five spicy chicken sandwich meal fries large coke that I'm thinking to myself yo I'm I'm eight

I've never had anything spicy in my life my mom's giving me like a taste of something that was spicy before I really hated it so now I got to ask questions everybody's firing from the hip husband driver wife

friend his little sister in the back I'll take the kid's meal my turn well here the thing is I've never been here before and I'm trying to order I'll say how much

I've never had anything spying. I kind of want to eat eye but I don't just get the original chicken sandwich. Are you sure? His dad did the heavy lifting for your boy. Classic Wendy's chicken sandwich

and I even threw in the no mayo at the last second. at the buzzer we ate Wendy's we saved it to the ride home ate Wendy's at his house as a family

I remember hold before we ate come on let's pray remember that different ways people prayed at their house when you'd go over there I held I hold

I held my friend Jesse's hand and his sister McKenzie's hand and we gave thanks to the Lord before we had Wendy's. Amen. Dude, I've never had. Dude, that was some, I was eating a man's chicken sandwich as an eight-year-old. Bro, the whole time I was eating this sandwich, my eyes,

I think they were popping out of my face. was it good it was it so crispy you know you get that chicken sandwich and like the buns cover and most of it but then there's just this crazy bonus part on the back that's hanging out of the side

what? We're allowed to eat dude it's just like it's just like the state of Florida hanging out of the side of your chicken sandwich. Whoa! A whole bonus room? We got the guest room hanging off the side. You eat that first before you take a bite with the bun. Real. Real. You don't even remember you have fries. You're so overwhelmed. Crazy, dude. That chicken sandwich changed my life.

yeah but uh wendy's now um they just they just went away from everything they i feel like they they the copper on the roof they were not doing that anymore wendy's what happened that was so wendy's you're on a road trip i was getting wendies dude i didn't want mcdonalds i didn't want burger king i was trying to get wendy wendies felt like more linds legit than ever when you're a kid, Dave Thomas era, like my dog was saying. But now I'm like, you're just a pretender, bro. You got coffee? I miss when, I miss chili baked potato Wendy's.

That was the realest, man. Dude, my dad would pull up to Wendy's and get chili and a baked potato. I'd be like, you're kind of a real one for that. Nobody's doing that. That's what made Wendy's, like, stand out. They might still have it, but they don't even care about it, dude. They don't even, they don't even let you know that you can get chilly. What?

Because they found a finger in it one time? I don't know. I kind of want it more now. Hey, Wendy's, can you finger it out? This guy can't be serious. Oh, God, Jesus. All right, that's the last voice message. This is insane.

What are we even doing? I love it, though. I don't care. I don't know. But that's this whole podcast for all the new listeners. Let's keep going. Let's go to tweet of the week. New segment.

We just go through all my old tweets. Here's one. December 17th, 2020. Sex is cool. But have you ever cleaned the inside of your car? I don't know if this is a me getting older thing, definitely is. And every time I say that, that's what's true. I would rather get the inside of my car cleaned than do it.

Damn, that's crazy. You're talking to a guy that hasn't done it Since Deadpool and Wolverine came out Oh my God, that's like literally But there's still no I got my car clean last week And I was like, you know what? Might not need to do it ever again

There's just something about a clean There's just something about a clean cup holder There's just something about like a no dust What does that thing call in the front of your car You always want to put stuff Dash a no dust dash A clean cup holder A no dust screen

Dust on the clock Never heard of her. Vac, a clean floor mats? You're just like, oh, literally, you need to get laid. I did last week when I pulled into that car wash. And old Jose took my mats out of the car and power washed him against a wall. Lord have mercy God there's nothing

there's no it's just take and it's a whole you gotta dedicate like an hour to it it's a hardest thing to do but once you do it you're like yeah you forget too you forget you go to your car the next day

oh god I'm late I don't want to do it I don't want to go God what I even do this to myself you get in your car and you think about Jose tweet of the week Let's compare our

Run that back Run that back tweet of the week Let's compare our hand size Equals I'm in love with you There's no truer thing That's ever happened in my life

You can't compare hand size With somebody and not fall in love with them On site I'll compare my hand with another man And be like Well what are we doing after this I'm at a basketball game

you told me you have bigger feet than me and I said okay maybe you do but I have bigger hands than you we matched him up we locked eyes I'm spending the night we're splitting a popcorn

when I go to the concession stand after we match hands I'll be like, hey, you want anything? I got eight bucks to my name. You match hands with a girl, bro. I mean, that's crazy. That is absolutely, you know what you're doing, girls. Oh my God, wait, your hands so big.

Shut up. We. I've never asked a girl to match hands, I know what's going to happen. I'm going to fall in love with her for the rest of my life. Because you know what I'll do? We match hands. Oh, my God!

I pulled this move. That's crazy. Whoops, we're in love. This right here? All fun and games. Oh my God, that's crazy. Accidentally in love Or accidentally in love

Doesn't matter who you're doing it with You'll never forget him for the rest of your life It almost feels like dirty to do it in public Like I'd rather have full sex in public Than match up hands with you I mean Who do you think I am? Have some respect

Show and tell We got to hurry up It was my birthday Got some things we need to discuss here They're saying these are the best Word on the streets is Bubbs is the best Sour Diamond, Strawberry Vanilla

We're the judge of that Here we go Wow Taste and see Taste and see The goodness of the Lord Of the Lord Looks like that eraser

You used growing up Half was pink Half was white God I miss those days Immediate satisfaction Nothing has ever Spoken to me that quick in my life Pink

Pink Laffy Taffy not super sour gas pink laffy taffy but a little bit better that was crazy gotta roll through them next up we got Percy Pig hey who's not buying this

you're getting candy and you see Percy Pig what's that all about huh what's the fuss all about dude if we had a Gleaking contest right now, your boy would be Michael Jordan from the free throw line. Percy Pig, here we go. I forgot to show you what he looked like. Cute ass pig. This is good.

Sometimes I like my candy super plain. I just want to gnaw in something. I want to have a sore jaw tomorrow type of candy. This is that. I could eat 50 these and not feel a thing. Sometimes I like some quantity, dude. I just want to eat a bunch of candy, but I don't want to feel sick. Percy Pig.

Working overtime. Again, we got Bubbs. Sour Diamond, Tutti-Fruity. Here we go. A little Sprite color way. Green on top. Yellow on bottom.

I can already smell it. This is that fast. acting candy right here never hit me bubs is different oh my god sending shocks down my tongue I'm gonna eat all these all these it's almost refreshing crisp Kind of tastes like, um, what did that taste like? You want to figure it out, oh. A lemon head. A lemon head in chewable form.

One more, I think. Oh, we got another surprise. Another bubs. Lemon raspberry. I have a feeling this is gonna be the one. Girl, I wanna be the one. These are a little go. These are little ghosts Half raspberry

Half lemon Here we go Wow This one's so sour It'll like scratch your tongue You know I mean Guy said you know what I mean That's the fourth time

One more time he's taking off all his clothes I like can't stand your chewing on your It's like disgusting. I'm sorry, babe. We don't do this, we don't do this segment a lot. God, that tastes. Remember the first time you got strawberry lemonade

at a restaurant? That's what this is. Bubbs really is like real deal. Are they the king of the sour candy? If you don't know what Bubbs is, I think it's like a Swedish. company but they're taking over bro

like they were sold out for a long time here we go here we go here we go this one right here you guys all know about this one it's a knockoff it looks like it is damn but you know you know what this is

it's a dupe like we call that a dupe the sour altoids in the bulletproof case Gone but not forgotten This is what I want to bring back from the dead This is crazy I ate one of these whole entire things

On the way to an Ashland Indianapolis football game On the way to Ohio In the car Couldn't feel my tongue for two weeks And you got that little See this thing right here This little press

Pops the top Bang Look at that These are gonna rip my toes right now so sour god dang they were like this they were exactly like this dude took me right back to where i were where i was took me right back to where i was when i first had in a jeep liberty going to ohio listening to the longest yard soundtrack on a burnt cd that nelly song on that soundtrack you know i'm talking about

Sometimes sour candy is good when all the sour's gone, you know? You're like relieved. You get something to mess with. Pressure's off, babe. It's just like a bank sucker in your mouth, but a lot better. That's show and tell. We got to do days and get out of here. Days of the week.

Today, Halloween Eve. I vow new thing I'm doing from now on I vow to celebrate every holiday the day before the actual holiday did it for the first time for my birthday my birthday Eve my birthday is on October 27th had my birthday on October 26

so October 27th I was just like I don't care about anything I don't need to do anything I don't need to go anywhere I don't need to get that get that it's just I did it yesterday. So now I just have a free, relaxed birthday day. I think I'm going to do that on Halloween tonight. Yeah, you might have a snickers, just get it all out of the way.

So tomorrow is just, you know, you can be over and you won't be mad. That didn't make any sense. Friday. Doorbell day. What was even going on with doorbells before ring? Shout out to the ring doorbells though Because they have caught like Just the best videos on TikTok

Dude's walking outside just shredding Yeah how many times I used to Every guy has done that Every guy, right of passage. You're at a girl's house no matter what age. You walk out of the front door. See ya, bye. All the way down the driveway, bro.

And now they're getting that caught on video. I will forget. I'll probably never be allowed back in that house. I'll probably never go to an actual... I don't know what it feels like to go to a house. I don't think I've been in an actual house in like seven years. I've only been in apartments for the past seven years. This is crazy, bro.

I haven't had the opportunity to ring a doorbell since I was 12. always a unique experience when you pulled up to that house and they clearly weren't celebrating Halloween all the lights off inside garage shut door locked you're kind of like damn even when a kid I was like really

you're not even going to show up What was going on at that house? Because if you live in a neighborhood, like, you're home, bro. Just a dormant house, dude. I still went up there every time rang the door. You never know! one time we got a gotta come out it was insane

I'm not even making it up it was a it was a yeah right house situation my dad was all about it he's like yeah go try it I don't know I don't care I think my dad just wanted to dude my dad love taking walks so much

he was just happy to be outside walking around anybody else's dad loves walks way too much I got to stop eating these Percy pigs you there straight guys I got to stop eating on this pocket.

This is rude. My dad was like, yeah, go. Don't cut through the grass! I go up there, driveway to sidewalk. Five little squares of sidewalk. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Go up the stairs. Bing, bong.

Nobody home for sure. even any Halloween decorations guy came downstairs turned on the lights started dealing candy I was like did we just wake did we just like did he forget

and sometimes you go up to those houses there'd be a TV on the living room just wouldn't even come to the door you'd want to give him a chance to you'd wait at the door too wait what if he because you just wanted to get as much

he just wanted to rack up numbers with candy it didn't even matter what kind he had just what if he comes out wait 10 more seconds come on come on come on I remember looking back at that house

your dad come on let's go walking with your fam the next house you look back at that house like what if he did what if he looked what if he got up what have he got the door breadstick day what a cruel invention

I got to stop eating these bro I can hear my mom yelling at me I listened to your last podcast well listen not when he started eating seen it in a long time, but the pepperoni breadsticks, it doesn't get any better than that. You know which ones I'm talking about, too, the ones at Luca Pizza in the mall. They got four breadsticks inside of them.

A special treat. Why don't they sell them at any pizza chains? There's just no such thing as pepperoni breadsticks at any. Am I tripping? Nope Can't buy them anywhere What's happening Hey guess what

Pizza Hut You have the worst breadsticks You do Give pepperoni a try How about when you got the ones at the mall When you were being good at the mall Because you didn't even want them Your mom did

But you got them And you took the first bite and it was all dough and you're like she didn't get the right one this is my worst fear and you take the second bite and it's doubled up in there

and you got the marinera cup come on baby bite of the night Saturday National Cinnamon Day went to Ciney on the other day had a cinnamon roll I mean, we were talking about how we didn't like cinnamon rolls on the last pod.

We love cinnamon rolls around here. And the best cinnamon roll is cinnabon. It always will be. It's so soft. It's so warm. And they put extra icing on it for free. My happy ass. It took everything in me not to rip that cinnamon roll.

I had one last Sunday pre-birthday. Birthday Eve, went to Sinebond. Because you celebrate your birthday before your birthday, so you don't get sad. God, it took everything in me not to take a bite at a crime while I was paying for it. That hot little thing in my hand, dude, just a mess. I couldn't eat it with a fork how to do with my hands. I just had to go full caveman. God dang.

The core of that thing, you know? The outskirts of the cinnamon roll are, it tells its own story. Oh, like, oh, wow. But then you keep going inside and the cinnamon's getting thicker cinnamon. And then you get to that core. Oh. I think there's an entire stick of butter in every centibon cinnamon roll. And the core of it is half of it.

It's just, you don't even, it just, it knows where to go. It knows right where to go. You don't even chew that thing. just slides down your throat dude National Vinegar Day Nobody loves vinegar more than your mom Nobody in the history of the world

Dude your mom knows everything How come every mom knows everything about vinegar Oh my god Well like you could Okay well if you mix that with vinegar you can't they have recipes moms and vinegar sitting in a tree

K-I-S-I-N-G moms and vinegar matching up their hands to each other oh my God it's like perfect oh my god vinegar your hands are so big you can like do so much every remedy ever well if you want to clean it just take you a little bit of vinegar

in the water and you can get that stain out if you want to clean the carpet all you got to do is put vinegar in a spray bottle and spray it on the spot I'm like is vinegar paying you does vinegar give every mom $8,000 when they have a kid

vinegar walks into the hospital oh look at that it's a boy here's $8,000 now you refer to us every time something needs to be cleaned okay I promise Calzone day God, there's a lot of good days this week

Remember the Puzone? Bring that back from the dead The Pazone? Oh! Didn't even know what to do with myself Dude, that was too much for me to order. We're getting pizza. What do you guys want?

Crazy question, first of all. I saw this thing about the Calzone on the... Shut up! we're getting cheese you had to be a different family to buy a pizone from pizza hut the pizza hut posone the pizza hut pizone

with pepperoni in there bro how would you imagine finishing that I don't think you can't I think it's impossible you or a pizone from pizza hut you just eat half and leave the other half on the counter for like two days with a paper towel over it Sunday deviled egg day something that I haven't seen homemade maybe ever I don't think I've ever had a deviled egg made from like uh like I've always it's always I've never trusted it you know deviled eggs I'm like I'm just

something I don't know what went into that Or do they have nutmeg on top There's like a little brown finish on top I don't think you can eat more than three Without really feeling like you're gonna Drop deuce It's like an emergency Like butt squeeze to the bathroom

Dude devil dags have to be the most Unflattering thing to eat of all time right Oh my god Yeah I just say like you're at a party and they have deviled eggs just have a plate of deviled eggs trying to talk to people

what the hell I would actually be great friends with that person top unflattering things that eat deviled eggs um um Jesus Christ

I'm literally having a brain fart I don't really know there's a couple other things A mozzarella stick, dude. How do you eat that in front of a person? Mm-hmm. Devil's eggs after you eat the whole thing because you don't take a bite of a devil egg.

You just pop that in your mouth and you go like this. Every time you're done, every time you swallow the devil egg, this is the noise you make. That's it. Jesus Christ, I got to eat the rest of this candy. Unreal voice messages, love it. Love you guys, man.

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