Espresso - what's a song that's always stuck in your head?

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

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Get all your merch at benedictmerch.com. FBoy at checkout for 25% off. But seriously, can we just get to the question of the week? What's a song that's always stuck in your head for no reason? Doesn't even matter. For me, everything's gonna be all right. Rock-a-bye. Rock-a-bye. I have no idea why. It's always songs from like a specific generation for me or like jingles or like it's always really those old like car dealership commercials. That shit will just play in my head right when I wake up on a random Wednesday like last week. That shit will just play in my head right when I wake up on a random Wednesday like last week.

Community Chrysler in Martinsville on 37 at the top of the hill. Stop by. I don't know why. They just it's always stuck in my head. Car dealership commercials especially. But let's hear yours. What's a song or jingle that's always stuck in your head here we go i see a bad moon rising i see trouble on the way don't go around tonight well it's bound to take your life there's bad moon on the rise i don't even know what that is

i don't know what it is but god i love it bro i love just i love you guys coming out here and singing your souls out everybody's a little bit of a good singer so i don't think i'd be embarrassed about that um man i wish i knew what that was but for some reason i can picture you singing that next to a campfire and i'd be like god i didn't know about that guy at first but i really like him now like you're the guy i picture you from singing that song you You just know how to fix shit. You know, you love a guy that just knows how to fix shit. And you're that guy, like a guy that's like,

I don't really know how to mount your TV, but I'm going to learn how, and I'm going to do it for you. Just cause I'm that type of guy. You seem like a utility guy. Just by singing that, just by having that song in your head. I don't know why. Let's keep going

here we go okay so this is a song that keeps um getting stuck in my head where do you go my lovely where do you go i want to know my lovely where do you go I wanna know oh well where do you go oh well that's so good

where do you go my lovely where do you go the real one sing the echoes. I always thought that was so weird my whole entire life. I was like, when you guys sing songs, you don't sing the echoes. The echoes are the best part. Oh, where do you motherfucking go?

My only. Where do you go? I know she's a real one because listen to the first echo. This is when I knew she was a real one right here. I'm getting stuck in my head. Where do you go? Where do you go? My lovely, where do you go?

It's a good one. God, that's a good stuck in your head song. You ever get a song stuck in your head song. You ever get a song stuck in your head and you're like, not mad. It's only when somebody else gets a song stuck in your head where you're like, God, why'd you sing that? Why'd you have to sing that? Now it's stuck in my head. But when you have some selfish ass shit shit when you have your own song that that just randomly gets in your head you're like i kind of like that song but where do you go go go my lovely love it let's keep going i love this this is like a top three espresso question

my top three espresso questions oh this is a good question right here it's intrusive thoughts i love that one it's uh irrational fears it's uh weird parent punishments that's always a good one it's how'd you almost die and it's uh what's a song that's always stuck in your head god mount rushmore let's keep going the ace of spades the ace of spades i think it's from uh tony hawk pro skater 3 skate one fuck i don't know god i love i love the fam there is one song from tony hawk pro skater everybody played it for some reason there is one song from Tony Hawk pro skater. Everybody played it for some reason. Like, I don't know, for, for five years in a row, when I had PlayStation two,

every single year I asked for a football game and Tony Hawk. Why was that such a good fucking game, man? But there's one song while you did like the free skate there are like options on tony hog pro skater gameplay you do like i never i was never like a campaign mode type of guy when i played video games i always just like grand theft auto like i never like i played the missions yeah but you don't buy grand theft auto to play the missions you buy grand theft auto just to kill everybody man what a stress reliever you ever just have a rough day and play grand theft auto at night you know what i had a tough day at work i'm just gonna kill 3 000 people with a flamethrower real quick that's is that healthy or not i can't when when we were kids remember they they were were going to like ban Grand Theft Auto because it was like, these kids are going to think they can kill people in real life.

But I was like, I don't think. But now I'm like, I think we don't kill people because we did when we were kids on the video game. Got to get them out, dude. Gotta get your kills out somehow. But where do you go? But the Tony Hawk song that was always stuck in my head. I don't know.

Maybe I made this up. Maybe it's really a part of the game. I think I tried to Google it the other day, but it's just his name over and over. I'd be just be like going on ramps and trying to grind on rails and like trying to do kickflips and figuring out the buttons. Cause I wasn't like, I didn't look in the manual for like the trick buttons. I was just like, I'll just figure it out. I'll just like press combination in the Tony Hawk. We'll

do something crazy. And he'll be like, Oh, but I'll never remember how to do it. I don't know. I was never like, I'm not going to do triangle square L2R2 at the same time. Like I'm not going to, I just want to raw dog it. I want to raw dog the video game and figure it out. I'll be trying to do all that. And in the background, the music would be Tony. Oh, Tony. Oh, Tony Hawk, Tony Hawk. I think that was on the game. Let me know, please. DM me or comment underneath if that was in the game because I think it was or my brain just made it up.

Let's keep going. Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartache tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake mistake tell me why i never wanna hear you say i want it that way. But then it's the verse after that. I think it's Kevin. He's like, you're the, or you're one, one, one. Desire. God, that whole song.

Man, that album too. Millennium in that font dude fonts back when like cds were popular were so incredible the millennium backstreet boys font and they're all wearing white suits i was like this is it for me i remember you peel off the plastic on that first CD you bought and like the feeling of the CD case fresh out of the plastic, like that noise it made when you like drug your finger across the front of it. It was like, cause the plastic was so new.

What was that? It's just like the thrill of buying a new CD. It was so hard to take that fucking plastic off too. Remember that? It's just like the thrill of buying a new CD. It was so hard to take that fucking plastic off too. Remember that? I was like, oh, no one's ever touched this. I'm the first person to touch this. God, that Backstreet Boys Millennium CD was a moment. I think I saved up an entire summer to buy that CD.

It was $14. That's like, that's like me giving my mom's car to car washes. That's, that's, that's work, bro. Maybe cut the grass. How about when somebody, how about when you like cut your like grandma's grass and she overpaid the shit out of you one time i did something for my grandma pulled some weed she gave me 40 bucks i was like 40 bucks is a lot of money bro we just spend money so willy-nilly now dude what i bought the other day it was like 50. I was like, God damn, bro. Remember when getting 50?

Dude, I used to get $50 for Christmas and that was like, I'm good for a year. 50 bucks. There's just something about that $14 fresh ass Backstreet Boys CD. No other CD hit like that for me. The one desire is platter. It's too late, but I want it that away. So good. They really started going crazy near the end of that song, too.

And they're like, tell me, tell me why. Kind of good. Kind of good. That was kind of good. I'm not OK. I got to I got to I got to get out of here. I got to end on that one. Yes.

The song that I have stuck in my head is the one that's like, girls don't like cars or girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money. And there's girls with the boys. So good. Girls with the monies and boys with Ferraris. Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money. Let's go.

It's a really fucking bad rendition, but it's Boys and Girls by Good Charlotte. Oh, my God. Just, A, everybody do yourself a favor. Add that to your library on Spotify if you're weird. Or Apple Music, because why wouldn't you have Apple Music when it's already on your phone to begin with? yourself a favor add that to your library on spotify if you're weird or apple music because why wouldn't you have apple music when it's already on your phone to begin with i don't know uh download boys and girls by good charlotte in the the beginning of the song paper or plastic don't matter she'll have it.

Like the lead up to the chorus, you want to hear the chorus so bad, you know, in songs. You're like, fuck, I missed that. I got to listen to that. But then you listen to it from the out of the gate, bro. The beginning leading up to the chorus. You're like, that might have been better than the chorus. Don't matter, she'll have it. Vacations and shopping sprees these are a few of her favorite things she get what she wants and she's willing to please

oh it's so good download that song it'll it'll take you back and i know i know you're like oh my god nostalgia that's one of the that's one of the ones right there god that was so crazy they were always on mtv oh they were such a band, dude. Good Charlotte was such a band. They just had band and they were peak band. They had the makeup like the guy was cool as fuck. Good Charlotte. It's just so

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I want more respect. The Black Eyed Peas had so many heaters. Every song the Black Eyed Peas came out with, I was like, yeah. Actually, that one too. And you know what? More of that one. Oh, they came out with a new one i bet it slaps black eyed peas dude i think they're underrated honestly and uh they came out with that song like uh where is the love i, the timing and people still kind of didn't like put them where they deserve to be.

Bep, babe, Bep. Where is the love? Where is the love, the love, the love? Crazy song. Remember when we were one nation remember when we were one family because that's how i felt when black eyes black eyed peas came out with where is the love i was like i love everyone i love everyone Eyed Peas came out, that song, all the people were in it. Am I tripping right now?

Or was that that song? I swear they had like 26 featured artists in there. Justin Timberlake and then like Alicia Keys. And what? It was only it was a number one on MTV for like 13 weeks. I was like, it should still be number one on MTV, low key. Question, if I may. Do new songs that come out get stuck in people's heads?

Or is it just the older songs? Or is everybody leaving me voice messages older because i haven't had a new song stuck in my head for a while it's always some shit from like 2003 i think that's just some old ass shit but uh just thought i'd ask just if you guys are okay with me asking i just thought I'd ask If you guys are okay with me asking I just thought I'd put it out there Keep going Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take you to

Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama Key Lago, Montego Baby, why don't we go down to Kokomo Living fast And better take it slow That's where

We want to motherfucking go Without Kokomo A robot I don't wanna Take it to God I wanna choke ya

Doesn't know any words to songs, but yep. They're all in his head. Dude, the way you slipped motherfucking in there. Who's not? It's just, I'll say it. I've said it a million times. I'll say it again. If you're not singing a song with motherfucking

in there somewhere, come on, man. Let me know. Let me motherfucking know. That was just an example. You can do it to any song you'd like. But for me, it's all of them. Just keep going. Finally, it's all of them. Just keep going. Finally, it's happened to me right in front of my face and I just cannot hide it.

Every day on repeat. As soon as I wake up. Love it. Until I close my eyes at night. Greatest song of all time. Finally, it happened to me. And I do like how they get freaky at the end. They're like, finally! You know what I mean? Hey, am I yelling? I feel like I'm yelling. Dude, in this new apartment, man. They have to be sick of me.

Finally it happened to me. I usually sing songs that I'm feeling in the moment because my brain will be like, you know, I'm so sick of this. And then in my head, the Neo song will play. Because I'm so sick of love songs. So tired and so, so done with. And that's how a song gets stuck in my head.

So whatever song is stuck in my head and I'm like singing, that's how I feel, feel, feel, feel. Is that well-known information? Yes. Did I feel like repeating it because I just realized something? Absolutely. Am I drinking my 36th cup of coffee today? 100%. So I have a million songs going through my head on any given day. a million songs going through my head on any given day um but probably the most random one that's been stuck in my head for about the last week and I probably saw it on like TikTok or

Instagram or something and I just forgot about it um and I think only 90s and 2000s babies are gonna recognize this song but um it's r r u u g g r r a a t t s take me there wanna go there take me there let's go there take me to batman take me there let's go there take me there wanna go there take me to a bad great place with wonders and wishes you know the whole time that song was playing, I thought it was, Take me to bed. I want to go to bed. Take me to bed. I want to go to bed. Take me to bed right now before I do the dishes.

That's what I sang. I've actually sang that out loud thinking that those were the words. Because, you know, you'd be getting tired as a kid. I'd be like, take me to bed. I want to go to bed. And they were saying, what? Take me there? Ew.

It's R-R-U-U. Let's go there. Take me to that great place with wonders and wishes. I don't know. I think take me to bed before I do the dishes is way better. Let's keep going. It's the final countdown.

To the lead. But yeah. but yeah hey what a powerful song it's the final countdown for what you know like that one that song went so hard for what? It's the final. Like they were screaming that shit. Countdown. Dude, these people in my apartment complex have to be like, oh, that guy that just moved in. He's a singer. That's why.

That's why he's like singing because he's like he's a singer. It's the motherfucking final countdown. So good. Some songs just have that power. A lot of Elton John songs do. I'm just like, damn. You ever hear a song and you're just like, damn. He put his whole ass into this song.

Phil Collins. Every single song on the Tarzan soundtrack. How come I was working out the other day and I just, I just had, I just had this song in my, I just played it on repeat the whole time. I want to know, can you show me? I want to know about these strangers like me. Bro, and that was like the fifth best song on that soundtrack. Bro, listen to some Tarzan. Like, I know this is like so like, okay, dog. But listen to some like Disney soundtrack while you're working out.

Might get you ready. Might get you ready to rock that mulan joint i can't think of it right now be a man you must be swift as a coursing red be a man with all the grip of a great typhoon i won't even work out in the gym I'll just fucking sit there and cry cause it'll remind me of something be a man you must be swift

as the coursing river Jesus Christ dude do yourself a favor do yourself a favor next time you work out just throw something on just for let's see if it works type shit you don't have to be all in on it just but just be like you know what i'm just gonna try some different shit i'm just gonna listen to the first 13 seconds of this mulan song during abs just to see if it does anything might take you

for a little spin you never know because sometimes you ever work out just because of a song. I'm like, fuck, I don't want to work out today because duh. And then I'm like, oh, I do want to listen to that song though. So I'll go. And then you listen to it for 50 minutes, one song. How many times? I can't be the only one. I'll listen to the same song for 118 minutes.

Cool. Yeah. Still like it. Maybe like it even more after. And I'm going to do the same thing tomorrow when I work out. Be a man. You must be swift as the coursing river. With all the strength of it.

Okay. I'll shut the fuck up. Let's keep going. Down in the country past the city limits sign. Well, there's a honky tonk near the county line. Boot Scootin' Boogie by Brooks and Dunn. It's constantly playing in my head. And I don't know why.

Because I don't really like country music. Me neither. But it's there always. Yeah. No, I relate. know why because i don't really like country music me neither always yeah no i i relate i don't know why but country music does get in my head too and it's always this one just because he's screaming that i go back i don't even know why that's always in my head i would listen to that in concert right now. You ever just go into B-dubs and just play, take over their touch tunes. They can't do anything about it. It's honestly the most powerful I've ever felt in my life. You go into B-dubs and

you're like, you know what? I got a good idea. I'm just going to hold this place hostage with my music taste. And it's whatever you want. And you can just pay as much money as you want to lock people out of it. Oh, your song's up next? Well, I'm going to spend eight more dollars. So mine is and you know what i'm gonna bury your song with 16 other songs and like it doesn't no one knows it's you too it's so funny everybody's like who's playing who's playing the Tarzan soundtrack the same song 18 times in a row at a b-dubs

I'm like I have no idea I want to know can you show me while people are eating wings and shit I want to know about these strangers like me. Eating hot wings, wiping their mouth, wiping their snot off their nose. Eating celery sticks and shit. Can you show me? Just for three hours straight. Dude, I would do that all day. They can't do shit.

Okay, yeah. All right, you want to stop me? Turn off the speakers. Because we're bussing down this Buffalo Wild Wings with Phil Collins. Okay. Yeah. Mild. Medium.

Pick whatever sauce you want baby girl i wanna know song i always get stuck in my head i have a structured settlement and i need cash now call jg what work 877 cash now 877 cash now 877 cash now that's so good uh god damn nothing nothing beats a j old jg wentworth man that's funny i have a structured settlement it says insurance commercials that get you to i never want them to get me, but I'm like, that's pretty good. Way low emo. That thing. I just want to know the science behind it.

Because you know brands are like, let's get it stuck in their head subconsciously. They'll think of liberty, liberty, liberty. What's another one? The General has a good one. Can't think of it right now. Go to the General and save some time. It's something like that.

God, there's another one. It's really just that Empire carpet commercial that's always like, there's something about the calmness of that guy's voice is always, I'm like, how is he so calm? Empire. Man, there's another one I can't,

oh, you know what it is? It's like, there's a lot of Disney songs stuck in my head. Okay. Hey, hear me out. Hear me out, fam. Remember this one? This is only going to be a select few. I have a feeling Disney, Disney channel. They always played Aaron Carter in between every single show. And that's how I beat Shaq. And it goes and it goes and it goes a little something like this. Get it.

Whatever. But they also played another one. It was from Even Stevens. And it was called Six Period. That song is always Six Period, Six Period, Six Period, Six Period. That song, bro, that song, that song lives rent free in my head. Six Period. It was so like good, man. I don't know why it was such a heater. And because I thought Ren from Even Stevens was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life.

And honestly, probably was. And you know what? Biggest, biggest W of my life? She followed me on Instagram like two years ago. And I was like, I love you. Let's keep going. Was so nervous to DM her. What's up, Benny?

Had to go to the bathroom to get some proper acoustics for this one. But the song that's always stuck in my head is... Till the day my life is through, this I promise you. Ooh, I promise you. Ta-ha. Fuck. Oh, man, that was so good. Sorry, I had to collab with you at the end of that, but I could not help it.

Can we run it back real quick? Bro has pipes. What's up, Benny? Had to go into the bathroom to get some proper acoustics for this one. But the song that's always stuck in my head is this life is true this i promise you that's that there at the end the little cherry on top at the end how do you even do that bro salute dude ran music class i think it was the people that didn't sing out loud in music class that

were the best singers just saying not that that was me or anything I didn't sing out loud in music class growing up, and I'm a bad singer. But. I'm like, what are you doing here making me sing out loud? Hey, I know elementary school is all about being embarrassed the whole time, but like, bro, you're going to make me sing in front of these motherfuckers? Crazy. Just keep going. Hey, bro. So the song that's always stuck in my head, no matter what.

Go Cubs, go. Go Cubs, go. Yeah, that's pretty good. Hey, Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are going to win today. Go Cubs. Every damn day. I mean, I'm a Cubs fan, so I love it.

But you got to admit, it's catchy. It is, dude. You're so right. I'm going to do one more, and they're pissing me off right now. But this isn't a sports podcast, so I'll hang up and listen. That's a real fucking homie right there, dude. Not a sports podcast, not a sports podcast. That is a little callback from these guys' podcast.

If you don't listen, you should. It's me and Joey Molinaro, and it's not a sports podcast. That's what he's talking about. Just had a stroke. But yeah. Go Cubs go. It's been in my head before, too. It honestly seems like a real song.

Like, it seems like a real song that they turned into a Cubs song. So I'm like, that's too good just to be a sports team song. Go Cubs go. Or it should like, that's too good just to be a sports team song. Go Cubs go. Or it should be on like an action figure commercial. Go Cubs go. Or like the beginning of an animated series. Go Cubs go. Go Cubs go. The most iconic beginning of an anime, a cartoon you know all those are like they're so good in dexter's laboratory it's the smartest thing you've ever seen you know just like those are so crazy the best one i think it's it has no me it has no words it's the X-Men cartoon theme song. God damn, man.

Somebody like loop that and rap over it. I want to play it so bad, but it's like. And like during it, they're like fighting and like Wolverine is like, like pulling the claws out and you can like hear it they're like fighting and like wolverine is like like pulling the claws out and you can like hear it bro it's so hype i played that on repeat and worked out in college all the time and people would be like you know you don't think your headphones are connected whoops what do you listen to when you work out bro Just the uh X-Men Cartoon theme song Nothing weird about it

God it's so good though It's so like from start to finish The intensity Never never dips Bet it shall be grey Don't use my voice on the pod because I lost it But mine is fucking american woman stay away from me yeah and i sing it like that every fucking time

yeah wow dude i don't know if she knows the rules of the pod but baby girl you're on it and your name is too girls just can do that with their throat that sounded bad but you know what i mean girls can just all stay away from me they all do that i hated when christina aguilera would do that god i'm so i hate talking about this old ass shit but she was the i was like can you just sing why do you have to why do you have to do that get away from me come on what is that your deep voice like just sing it's okay it's okay i'm just jealous because i love christina I'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goobers yeah goofy goopy goopy goobers yeah from spongebob the movie

I've never seen that shit you've never seen spongebob what the fake no ashley oh my god i know everybody in the entire fucking world has seen every spongebob episode and references every single thing then how many times like i've watched spongebob like i've watched enough spongebob to know spongebob shit but like people are like remembering that one spongebob when i'm like dude no like i've watched spongebob but i didn't fucking take notes on every episode i hate it when people do that that one with that one and that guy was like i'm like dude like i've watched all the shit but i just don't i don't remember all that i have to say i'd have to watch a movie 36 times to remember one part of it it's always a girl referencing spongebob and being like you didn't you don't

remember that i'm like god damn it no i don't remember that i remember one part of spongebob it was like the third episode is when spongebob went into uh god damn it what's this what's this squirrel's name but he went spongebob went in there and he got all dry bro that that episode That episode, nothing I think about more than his dry water. That's so funny and such. Dude, I felt like that episode was an hour long. That's how invested I was in it. You know when your parents are like, you're sitting too close to the TV. Yeah, you know why I was? Because that was the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

My ass watching that spongebob episode you're sitting too close to the tv huh so good so good so good let's keep going okay so mine is the classic 1999's Nickelodeon commercial for the board game Crossfire. Yeah! Crossfire! You'll get caught up in love! Crossfire!

Yeah! Crossfire! Crossfire! So, yes! God damn it, that's the passion right there, dude. Who's, like, God damn, man. Crossfire. God, they just really like did not hold back on any single like theme song for anything.

When we're when we're maybe they still do it. Pokemon. Gotta catch them all! It's just you and me! Like, that was iconic. From that, like, range of shit. Crossfire! Crossfire!

Who watches that commercial and they're like, ugh, pass, i don't want it fuck that i want crossover or crossfire crossover speaks highly about it can't remember the name of the game crossfire does anybody remember one saturday morning one sat morning. That little shit they had going on the beginning of that. It was like that piece of paper that was like blowing through the wind. It was like a ticket. God damn it. I'm going to cry. That was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. It was like, it was like going through like a field and then it went into that big machine

and it turned into a big, like, Oh my Godurday morning why did i feel like i was the only person that watched that shit i was like oh i'm not gonna talk about one saturday morning at school because i think me and my sister are the only people that watched that in the entire world one saturday morning the cartoons were kind of underrated too. You know, I'm like, these aren't really mainstream tunes, babe. They're just kind of like recess was slapping on their recess was a great show. Hey, it doesn't get enough respect. Recess in the black eyed peas. Don't get enough. Put some respect on them. Saw a pile of tires the other day. Pile of tires. You know what went through my head?

Scandalous. Do you remember that? Only the few, the proud. Only the few, the proud, the fam. Know what I'm talking about on that, but crossfire. Great poll. Testing, testing. What is that?

Testing, testing. Man, somebody fill me in. Can you fill me in? Can you fill me in? I love this podcast, bro. Even when I don't know what you're talking about, still so good. Great, great voices. Great voices.

I just thought of something. Oh, this is always stuck in my head too. Hey, sexy lady. It was nice to know you, but I gotta move on. Hey, sexy lady it was nice to know you it was nice to know you but i gotta move on when you hear this song we gonna have some fun great song song. Young Berg, Hey Sexy Lady. It's so, why is that song so good? Oh baby, do you know how to love us? Oh baby, there's a place under.

you know how low it is. Ooh, baby, there's a place on earth. Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh, baby, there's a place on earth. They say in heaven love comes first.

We'll make heaven a place on earth. We'll make heaven a place on earth. We'll make heaven a place on earth. Fire. I love this podcast, man. Did you ever just sit back and think, like, we're an actual family on this bitch right now. I feel like we could be in an event space doing this.

God damn, I love this shit. I love you guys. Sorry, I haven't done one of these yet. If you want to go and take a ride with me, the three of you wanting to blow with a gold diesel, why do I live this way? Hey, must be the money. If you want to go and get high with me,

smoke an L in the back with Ben Polizzi, oh, why do I live this way? Gonna cry Sorry, I didn't have anything this week, man. Dude, what if we did a talent show? And just got an email. Don't want to read it. Probably bad news. What if we did a talent show? And just got an email. Don't want to read it. Probably bad news.

What if we did a talent show? Espresso talent show? It's got to be like audible though. If you can like bend your arm inside out. Sorry, bro. Oh, you could send in a video though. Espresso talent show. Yeah, send me a video of your talent and

i'll just put it all on one podcast and watch it simultaneously not a bad idea just keep going what's wrong with me why do i feel like this i'm going crazy that is in my head every day at work every day because i feel crazy at work and why do i feel like this it's just the beginning part i haven't i don't even think i know the rest of the song best part of the song and um the another rihanna song the i don't want to do this anymore oh my god i don't want to do this anymore. Oh my God. I don't want to be the real one. Me too. Every time I walk out the door, I see him die a little more inside. I don't want to hurt him anymore. I don't want to take away his life.

I don't want to be a murderer. That song bangs, especially also when you're at work and you don't want to be doing that anymore so i sing that part over and over again too um god i feel like i know yeah when i'm not at work it's usually uh because every time we touch i get this feeling and every time we kiss i swear i could fly like a cascada because i na. Mm, mm, mm. Like Cascada? I want you by my motherfucking... That's a banger, too. Dude, I feel like I know you, whoever that was.

Jesus. But yeah, dude, every time I don't want to do something. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to be the reason why I... So true. And it is just the beginning of that song. What's wrong with me? Every second.

I could while away the hours Confirming with the flowers Consulting with the rain. And my head I'd be scratching while my thoughts were busy hatching if I only had a brain. Wait, is that from? What's that from? Is that from a Disney movie I haven't seen? I think so. I think I missed out a lot on some Disney.

Like I refuse to watch like Cinderella and shit I'm like Snow White I'm like come on Beauty and the Beast low key too if I if my school didn't have a play with Beauty and the Beast never would have watched it there's just some Disney movies I can't get down with not saying that's from

a Disney movie but it sure sounds like it oh we gotta rip through these. Here's a little song I wrote. You might want to sing it. No, for no. Don't worry. Be happy.

Oh, you got one of those voices. Shorty's got radio voice just out of nowhere how come every girl can sing what is that because like our voices are higher and okay ashley can you just shut okay okay every girl can sing even if it's bad i'm like still not bad a girl sings in front of me i cry that's just how it goes a girl sings in front of me i cry is it awkward when a girl sings in front of me uh just for the first two seconds and then it becomes the most beautiful thing i've ever heard in my life dude if a girl if anyone wrote me a song and sang it to me i'd have to leave

it'd be like it'd be like no no no shut the fuck up no shut the i'd be like shut up right now and i'd have to leave because that shit will get imagine someone writing a song about you and then singing it i mean what else is there hey espresso pod um one day in college my roommate turned to me and said, you know what song is stuck in my head? We built this city. Oh, my God. We built this city on rock and roll. So true. And then that song stayed in my head for five years.

You mean 55? For five years. We built this city. Every day it played. Every day it played in my head. And even now I feel like I have to stop talking about it. Otherwise, it's going to happen again. I think it already did.

And I think it never left. Because that song is so good. The first time I heard that song, I was like, holy shit, this song is fire. We built this city on rocket. The other song, too, that's always in my head, kind of like that one, reminds me of it. The boys are back in town. Anytime I see four guys walking

anywhere, the boys are back in town. So true. So true. Leonard Rowe is the way to go. Call 977-1900. Wait, what was that that's some local shit uh what was that the online degree one you guys know what i'm talking about just from that the online degree it was a real

like it was on during like jerry springer and mari and shit that one commercial that was like um get your degree online i don't know what it was but you know what i'm talking about so the song that stays stuck in my head? I mean, where the fuck should I really even start? I got hoes that I'm keeping in the dark. I got. Say what?

They get back to the facts and the dead. Then what? And the best was said with the bars. They got two phones. One. I need to charge. Yeah, they twins. I can tell you how to part.

I got big packs coming down the way. I got big stacks coming on safe. Okay. I got a little max swimming heat away. It's a big gap between us and the gang.

What? And then that's why I'm trying to stay paid. Why die? Put my money in the grave. Why die? Put my money in the grave. I really gotta put

a couple of kids in a place when they just let every nigga in it raise. I really am. My attack really This part. Have fun. I'm good where I'm scared of the drop. Standing on top. Cause these niggas on a swap. Niggas on a swap. Cause sauce in the watts. I don't want chains coming.

Good where I'm at. My time's almost good where I'm at. For a junior year. Jazzy baby J. Telling why I died. Put my money in the crypt. Pretty sure I made up some of those lyrics. So at the same time.

It's okay. Cause I only knew three words. And that's. The blackest the podcast has ever been. But, god damn, that's a good song. It's such a good song, I feel like I'm not qualified to listen to it. You ever think that? Sometimes I listen to Drake Essentials when I'm driving somewhere. Like two hours away, I'm like, Drake Essentials. God, that's so white.

But that song will come on and i'm like nah not ready yet nope not ready for that one yet a little too hard when rick ross comes on too i'm like that's too much for me so mine is from the musical heathers and it's that song she's got that sexy sick voice hitting on all cylinders right now called 17 and it's just this one part and it's like can we be 17 is that so hard to i don't know it's like i'm always singing it through the last five seconds of that voice message Was peak sexy sick voice It doesn't get any sexier or sicker than this

Listen to this I don't know it's like I'm always seeing it Shut up I'm like kind of sick And like I don't know I just I don't know it's like I'm always seeing it so good keep going

gotta get up gotta get going I'm gonna see a friend of mine he's big and he's fuzzy I love him because he's just poo bear Winnie the poo bear dun dun dun dun ba ba na ba ma na ba ba da ba ba da poo bear winnie the poo bear okay there's this episodic winnie the poo bear television show like in the lineup on saturday

morning um one saturday morning that theme song has had a chill cold on me for the last 15 years. Bye. Man, I love you guys. God damn. I just want to kiss every single person that leaves a voice message. So good.

But I was never a Winnie the Pooh bitch. Like, the beginning of the show would come on and I was like like Tigger's funny but Eeyore's kind of depressing Piglet kind of a bitch Pooh like does it even does he even know he's the main character just had a lot of questions growing up I was like I think this this show like is a little too soft for me i like that hard shit when i was a kid i like that that hard shit poo that's the shit that's that's my neighbor's show that they watch they're kind of they're kind of softies you know i don't want to talk shit on poo like but i am and i think it's a kind of a soft ass show

like give me some give me something give me something i can feel poo not really give me some hey arnold on these streets give me something i can feel bro's just making a baseball field out of like a empty lot in the neighborhood with his besties his homeboy Gerald give me something I can feel

poo just not really doing it for me like I just don't know like it was just too playful for kids. I was like, I need something rough. Rough. J.G. Wentworth, 877-MOTHERFUCKING-CASH-NOW. J.G. Wentworth, 877-MOTHERFUCKING-CASH-NOW.

You know I'm always singing that. Oh, oh, oh. O'Reilly's, O, oh. Oh, Riley. Oh, Riley. Auto parts. Ow. Mm-hmm. The end of that.

Ow. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, when you get like the O'Reilly auto parts, man. Is this cringy? I don't know if it is or not, but if I was a DJ, I would mix in all this bullshit

between every song. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Riley's. Oh, that guy. That's the guy I want to be. That's the guy I want to be. I figured it out. What do you want to be when you grow up, grow up? I want to be the guy in the O'Reilly's auto parts theme song that just goes insane the main guy's like oh oh oh O'Reilly's and then there's a guy right after him that's like O'Reilly's and the main guy goes back to it and he's like auto parts and the man and the other guy again is like oh I want to be that other guy put some respect on him too black guy. Put some respect on him too. Black Eyed Peas, put respect on him. There was another thing we needed to put respect on and I forget.

And then, put some respect on the O'Reilly Parts backup singer. God damn, he's carrying. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. Mm-hmm. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey.

Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey.

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Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Yep. You're right. There's a lot of good songs on that lion king soundtrack too can you feel the love tonight

i'm gonna listen to all i'm gonna dude can somebody make a Disney I know somebody already has and shit like that but it's it'll it'll be better if we do it somebody make a Disney soundtrack with all the bangers I'm talking like Lion King Tarzan like I don't really know any new Disney songs though but that can you feel the love tonight that's? That's a really good one. Might start crying during that. Might start crying. Might start crying. Am I going to listen to it right after this podcast?

Absolutely. Couple more. So I haven't had a song stuck in my head this week so far, but my husband always has this song by Tammy Wynette stuck in his head and he'll just sing it throughout out the house and it's literally goes like the only part that he sings is D-I-V-O-R-C it's so stupid it's like is he trying to tell me something like does he want a divorce yeah i don't know but then he's like i don't know why this song is always in my head i'm so i don't

know he might dude it might be the same thing i was saying earlier when i'm feeling a certain way and there's lyrics about it i start singing the the lyrics. It might be how he feels. I don't want to put that in your head or anything, but I just did. And he has it in his head. I don't know. I don't know. She's a Georgia State freshman. It's a Jack Harlow song, and that's all.

She's a Georgia State freshman. That was in my head for a long time too. A couple more, a couple more. D-I-V-O-R-C. To add, I actually thought about this. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I seriously can't make this up. I listen to YMCA every single day. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa while the last the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the on during that song bro it's fun to stay at the ymca that really put the ymca on bro

why the wait so the ymca that you like work out at and like you belong to and you play sports at that's that song or is that a totally different thing? Because that that branding that's like if if Lifetime Fitness made a song and it just popped off. It's fun to work out at lifetime fitness and it went mainstream on the radio bro that's that's genius marketing or am i tripping is that a totally different thing okay last one hey pal uh this is really specific but it made me think of you man and it's not about lovers and liars oh this is from last week i do have a question for you today i was picking my nose in the car and then there was like this like the you know how when you pick your nose you get the wet shit out you just fling it out the window and then there's like the little crusty part on your

finger still yep of course i ain't even gonna lie to you captain i i just peeled the shit off with my tooth i ate it all right i ate the booger. And immediately I thought of you. And I was like, man, I bet Ben eats his fucking boogers all the time. Because, you know, I got to start thinking. I was like, what kind of adult still eats boogers? And I was like, oh, Ben, when's the last time you ate your booger? And do you consistently eat boogers? We need to know.

Thanks a lot, man. If you can yo-yo. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Thanks a lot, man. If you can yo-yo. Do I still eat my boogers? Obviously. Do I look like a person who is so mature and over it that I don't? Dude, if you don't shut the, if you don't, if you act like you don't eat your booger, everybody eats their boogers still. I am convinced. The president eats his boogers. Every president has eaten their boogers.

Think about the most influential person. You know, he eats his boogers. She eats her, her boogers, her burgers. Got another email. Don't want to read it. They all eat today. I ate my, I ate a booger. I did. I'll look you dead in the face and say it today. I ate a booger. I did. And I think everyone saw me do it. No shame. I was in LA Fitness. Something happened in my nose. Every time I feel like I have a booger in my nose, it makes me think, I'm like, I have a booger in my nose and I think it looks like a cornflake. It's just what I think. I'm like, I bet there's a cornflake hanging out of my nose right now and I need to get it. So what did I do? I was sitting down in the middle of LA Fitness, a thousand mirrors, everyone looking every direction. And for some reason,

I think all 32 people in the free weight section of the gym was looking at me at this point, sitting down, wiped it with my sweatshirt, cornflake on my sweatshirt arm. What did I do? 0.6 seconds after I wiped it on my sweatshirt, I went like this and ate it. What do you have for breakfast? Cornflakes. Did everyone see him eat that corn? I've never seen anybody eat their boogers though. You know, maybe nobody's doing it after all, but if you are doing it, you're doing a damn good job. Cause I've never seen every time I eat my boogers. I know 34 people are watching me and I'm like, sorry, don't have the patience to wait for you to look away. And I'm starving. So thank you.

Thank you Look I'll stop picking my nose And eating my boogers When it stops being the most fun I've ever had Okay ma'am So roll up your window Look forward and drive Shut up and drive Drive drive drive Shut up and drive drive drive drive shut up and dry heave dry heave dry heave dry

god damn i gotta be so annoying all right uh dear diary i can't walk i can't um dear diary let Let's restart that. Dear diary. I have plantar fasciitis. I have to. Cause I go to sleep and I'm like, okay, it's teepee time. And I love, I love it. It feels so good to sleep. Best feeling of all time besides picking your nose and eating it.

And then 7 a.m rolls around i get up to go to the bathroom and it feels like someone has taken a hammer to my heel and just repeatedly hit it the whole entire night. I'm like, did I just fall from the top of the empire state building and hit the ground with both of my heels and then lay in bed? Did somebody just beat the shit out of my heel for four hours straight? I get up and I'm like, how did this, how could this have happened? How could this have happened? How can both of my heels hurt so bad every morning that I walk like a penguin to the bathroom? How could that have happened? Looked it up. You know what I Googled? My heels hurt so

bad. And for a minute I was like, I'm going to tear both of my Achilles at the same time. I know it. But I guess Achilles injuries are the back of your heel and plantar fasciitis is underneath. So now I've got to do what my mom, my only memory of my mom in my entire life. Every time I ever saw my mom, she was sitting in a chair, filling something out and rolling the underside of her foot on a tennis ball or a frozen water bottle. Every time I saw my mom up, there's my mom again. She's licking an envelope and rolling the under the rolling her foot on a frozen aquafina water bottle. I was like, okay, I guess that's what being like an older person is

just that just filling stuff out and rolling your feet on water bottles. God damn. My heels hurt so fucking bad. Cringe moment of the week. This, there's a DJ at an open mic I was at and he was playing the worst shit. And I felt And I felt bad because sometimes you're just not on, you know? Sometimes you just, when you're in charge of the music,

when you're in charge of the vibe, that's a lot of responsibility. So when a DJ fucks up a little bit, I'm like, yo, just let him cook. Like, let him figure it out because sometimes you can't figure it out. And I'm not saying I'm a DJ, but I was the guy that was always on aux for my college football team. And that's kind of a bit, it's kind of a big responsibility. Like, okay, I got to have all the new music. Okay. I got to have all the new music okay i gotta have all the new rap i do because because

that's pretty much what it is like you know like sometimes there's country wednesdays when you're on a football team you know one of the line will be like country wednesdays and you listen to country all day on wednesday to make the white guys happy but every other day is like the hardest rap you've ever heard in your life i woke up in a new booga you know what i mean just just crazy future like you just you got to be up on your shit okay listen to this our scene our theme song for the whole entire year is uh our coach would always be like, he'd call us the freaks. He'd be like, freak show. The freaks.

The freaks come out at night. He'd always say that shit. He was real like, he was crazy, bro. And it hyped us up. The freaks come out. Like before games. Like we'd be like, fuck yeah, dude. I don't know what about that was so like got me ready

to play so hard he'd be like it's gonna be a freak show when we go to columbus indiana this weekend it's family weekend and the freak show is coming to town when we play tay University, the freaks are going to ruin family night at Taylor University. You know that canal Taylor University has on their campus? It's not going to be filled with water when the freaks come to town. It's going to be filled with the blood of every family at taylor university you would say shit like that before games oh i would get so hype me every time he said freak show me banging on the locker anyway national championship we're down like 10 at half.

One of the homies, my best friend, his name's Cliff Brown. So funny. Such a just goddamn great dude. Okay. I can say it's so good. It's just so fun. This is such a good person. it's just so fun this is such a good person um he was like bro Benny play uh Freaks Come Out at Night play Freaks Come Out at Night because it was always nice to get tipped off by like somebody like yo play this song because I was in charge okay I gotta hype us up to get back out on the field and win a national champion he was like yo play Freaks Come Out at Night and I was like you sure he's like yeah bro play it because like it's like it's like it's our shit and we haven't done it yet this year and like it's a national championship bro and i was like yeah you're right so i played it and that shit went so hard like the old school like vibe of that song and everybody was just like felt all like all right holy and

our even our coach was like you know his face was like like he knew we were gonna win great pick after the game we won the championship after the game i played like i was like always looking up new music and shit is a long cringe moment of the week sorry i was always looking up new music and shit to play and i was like bro this would be so cool if we won the championship and i played this song it was like this it was like this new nelly song it was called like champion of the world or something and i'd be like i was like yo that'd be crazy if we won and i played this song we win the national championship crazy i play like a good song that everybody's like rocking like it was it was like party like a rock star it's just something like yeah we just did it and then i

played that nelly song champion of the world or something and i in like two black dudes came up to me that were my friends on the team and they go bro what the fuck is this And they go, bro, what the fuck is this? C-c-c-c-cringe moment of the week. It was like, and we are the champs of the world. It was like, it was like a, it was like a, I'm having a moment type song. I was like, I don't know if we're hype right now or we're like feeling ourselves, but like, this is this, I think we want to all have a moment. I was dead wrong and i've never

got on my phone and changed the song so fast in my life cringe moment of the week nelly champion of the world or something dude it was such a cringy song i thought it was going to be like the next big thing and we just won so i was like this is perfect so white let's do days let's do days thursday today national sunglasses day still can't wear them can't wear them what's the point okay okay all right sunglasses cool can't see who you're talking to and can't figure out uh you once your eyes are covered i have no idea what who what you are what you're saying you could be saying anything to me it wouldn't matter if your eyes are covered i have no idea a football coach or anyone talking to you with sunglasses on i'm like who the fuck are you

looking at dude can you run all that can you take your sunglasses off and repeat everything you said from for the last two hours because who what are you saying who are you who are you looking at it could be the brightest day of my life wouldn't't wear them. You're going to get wrinkles. Somebody said that to me the other day. Quit making that face. You're going to get wrinkles. I was like, dude, like I can't even make a face. All right.

Nothing. Handshake day. Why do I? How come every time I meet a girl, I just don't know what to do you know I went to a party went to a party he's a party guy you went to a party they're like the hottest girls there ever obviously it was like you know I was on the I was on that YouTube dating show and the guy that reached out to me for that his name's david alvarez he's like really good really cool guy um humble like just pure good guy follow him watch the videos but he and he was

like yo dude uh having a party it's my friend's birthday and everybody from those those youtube dating shows was there so it's just like attractive ass people and from those those youtube dating shows was there so it's just like attractive ass people and i was like all right this is gonna be like crazy met all of them what am i supposed to do like how do i how do you meet the in like i let them i was like hey i'm benny da da da hey i'm. And I was like, I don't know what to do here. And they would put out their hand to shake my hand. I was like, is that what we do? Can someone fill me in on that? Like, how do you meet a girl that, why do I feel like hugging them is the best thing? Does that make me creepy? I'm like, come here. That's probably weird, huh?

That might be some Indiana shit because people don't want to be hugged. But I'm like, the handshake is weirder. I'm like, did I just fucking am I Bob Barker? And this is the price is right. I feel like a game show host every time I introduce myself to anyone. I'm like, this is so, why are we making, I would never shake your fucking hand. Even in church. If we were sitting next to each other, Angela, and it was peace, I wouldn't shake your goddamn hand. I'd fucking, I'll dap up.

I love it when girls can dap up because i'm like thank you we didn't have to we didn't have to i didn't just sell you a car we just dapped up and we're friends like i think we should all be dapping up to the best it's like a hand hug uh but this this is weird when you meet somebody i think like dude to dude it's not bad but the like when you shake somebody's hand it better be you and like a 61 year old man but like an attractive girl like i think that's so fucking weird i don't know friday alaska day what are they doing out there alaska i just feel like they're so not part of the you do they even know do they like does alaska even know like normal shit i feel like they have all their own shit.

You know, they have like Alaskan cable and like they, do they even know? Alaska, Netflix, Alaska. You know, I just feel like everything is,

what goes on out there? They're so like, yeah, we joined, but still not sure. Yeah. Just get two feet in and get over here. It's cause they're so like yeah we joined but still not sure you know just get two feet in and get over here it's because they're so like alaska's so like out there i'm like yo god hey alaska are you are you in or out because you're i don't know like just fucking come on such a weird pick by us yeah we'll take them too out there all. Yeah, we'll take them too out there. All weird and shit. We'll take them.

Hawaii. Hawaii's so funny. How come I kind of want to go? You know, I do kind of want to go to Hawaii. Just, it seems, is it a different country? You know, I do kind of want to go to Hawaii. Just, it seems, is it a different country? You know? Are you sure, Hawaii? You're part of this?

You're part of this? Hawaii and Alaska, like, be weirder. Can't. Paul Bunyan Day. Dude, there's a DJ that used to live in Indiana. DJ Paul Bunyan on the ones and two, two, two. I was like,

that is such a crazy DJ name. DJ Paul Bunyan. Then after a while, he started going by Paul B. I was like, come on. Don't get all embarrassed now. Paul Bunyan,

DJ Paul Bunion. Do you like that tall tail? Are your feet deformed? Saturday. Waffle Iron Day. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Just the way I want to use one of those hotel and flip it over.

You know what I mean? I will fuck up a homemade waffle. Man, my college cafeteria used to have them and I used to make it an event. The way I used to spaz on a waffle maker, open it up, pour it in. I would put 14 pounds of fruit in that thing. The way I just had all the time in the world to make a strawberry waffle. One time I was late for football practice. Why were you late? I was like, uh, just class. I was in the cafeteria making a strawberry waffle and somebody was like, bro, we got to practice in 10 minutes. I was like making a strawberry waffle. Didn't even get to eat it. I was like, god damn it, dude. Can you imagine?

I should have said it. I should have said it. Where are we late, Polizzi? Let's make it a strawberry waffle. Said I said I was like fucking in. I was getting tutored or some shit. Wild. All right, fam.

Yeah, I had to have a tutor in college because I had no idea how to do math. No idea. And I was like, at least if I have a tutor, they'll be like, he's trying. He's really stupid and he fails tests, but he is trying. He is trying. Just couldn't do it.

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