Espresso - what's the show you miss?

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There was a show called F-Boy Island. I forget it. You don't fucking know. But season, hey, season's one through three on HBO Max, loves and liars, aka F Girl Island, uncensored on HBO Max now. That's crazy. Say hi to JD. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:00:20 He knows about this. Which stands for, Jesus. Did I really give half my money to my ex? Whoops. Just a kiss on your lips in the moonlight Just a touch of the fire burning so bright I don't want to mess this thing Oh, we're on
Starting point is 00:00:42 No, that wasn't me and my college girlfriend's song That wouldn't be our, so why would I agree to that? That would never be me and my college girlfriend's song Why would we do that? No, I didn't go to the concert with her too And then getting a fight at it. Espresso podcast shot 405, I'm your girlfriend, Benny, who has his third hair transplant
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Starting point is 00:03:27 Wow, amazing. Enlightening. Let's get to the question of the week. Espresso, quick, quote, quote, quote. Question of the week, what's the show you miss? There's so many. What's the show they, like, why, why,
Starting point is 00:03:47 why do they take every good show off of TV? For me, it was Batman Beyond. Batman Beyond? Just when I thought I couldn't get a, enough with Batman, you know? Good old Batman. That was my, like, I never had like Tom and Jerry cartoons. When people say like, yeah, I used to watch cartoons. I used to watch cartoons in front of the TV. It was never those kind of cartoons for me. It was always superhero ones. Right? Because that's what was on. That's what we're all watching the same thing. You sit crisscross applesauce.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Two feet away from the TV. No socks. Freezing cold. Feet so. Feet so. Feet so. cold. You don't even care though. You're not eating breakfast. You didn't even look in the kitchen. You went right to the TV for four hours, Batman and Superman. Never felt better. You switch a channel. Oh wait, this one time I went to this one channel. Spider-Man's on. Yo! Come on! There's cameos. Dude, they knew what they were doing when they were making superhero cartoons. Oh, the flash is in this one? Green Lanterns showing up. that one time when Batman and Superman were in the same cartoon yo when they switched costumes
Starting point is 00:05:11 you know how hype that was when Batman was in the Superman costume Superman was in the Batman costume and they shot Batman and it was Superman God dang did I dream that that was the coolest thing that's ever happened in my entire life couldn't get enough of Batman
Starting point is 00:05:33 and then that animated series dropped that was that was a little crazy that Batman animated series it was on Cartoon Network I think it was always on at a weird time a suspicious time like 3.30 p.m. or 4.30 p.m. after school like kind of in that that danger zone when you're like kind of scared you know and it was like a it was like a scary dark cartoon too like it god dang that was art good storylines too. very pure Batman animated series I was like what else could they do and then Batman Beyond came along Jesus
Starting point is 00:06:14 nobody cooler than Terry McGinnis my God in the OG fine shit his girlfriend he had like seven girlfriends they were my first girlfriends too whoever Terry McGinnis was dating in Batman Beyond that was my girlfriend too want to know my deepest darkest secrets
Starting point is 00:06:40 watch Batman Beyond what's your type What's your type? Every girl Batman Beyond dated Next time somebody asks you what your type is Every girl Terry McGinnis dated in Batman Beyond Makes sense. Makes perfect sense to me. God dang.
Starting point is 00:06:55 He had the new suit, the new tech on the Batman Beyond suit He could turn invisible. He could fly. The only thing Batman was missing was flight. Flight can't talk. Too excited. Everything I watched. Street Sharks. Batman Beyond
Starting point is 00:07:16 Johnny Bravo Spider-Man was so clutch when I came on X-Men Why are you so violent? That's why How come every story you tell You tell ends up with an explosion at the end Because every show I watch growing up
Starting point is 00:07:37 They just beat the hell out of each other And blow stuff up Every single episode That's why Let's get to yours What are the shows you miss Let's talk, babe
Starting point is 00:07:52 I love all the I miss all the fucking old Like was it Not TLC What was that fucking channel VH1 I love New York
Starting point is 00:08:04 Flavor of Love Bus Two shots of love With tequila I mean Oh Tila tequila That was peak reality TV Hunkin's spitting on
Starting point is 00:08:17 New York Give me a break Give me a break. That whole show. OG reality TV was so nice. It was always on MTV. It was just on all day. Remember in the summer you just watched reality TV
Starting point is 00:08:34 and you like didn't. I didn't know what was happening. I didn't know what was going on. I just caught like episode seven of season four. And I was just like, I would just watch it all day. The Osbournes. That had to be the first reality show, right? what was even happening?
Starting point is 00:08:53 Tequila. Always wanted to be on those when I was a kid. I was like, man, like, why am I not? I want to be on those shows, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Those shows look cool. And like my sisters and my mom and my whole family, they were always on MTV and everybody was always kind of low-key watching them. I was like, God, dang, I got to be on one of those one day.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Never was, though. O.G. reality TV was nice. All right, let's start off with Hey Arnold. Sick as Room. Stoop Kid, the Aquarium episode, Grandpa had the weirdest chin ever.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Then you had Gerald Field. I always wanted to play on that field. Every kid wanted to play on that field. Clean. And then there was Helga Pataki. Scariest character from our childhood. But then in real life, a girl like that always ended up being a super hot chick in high school. And then,
Starting point is 00:09:48 Rock of Love. Hair had to be fake, right? Taha fuck. Hey Arnold was such a classic. I'll never forget when he like, they needed him to break into that like store or something. And the shape of the window they needed to break into was the like perfect size for only his head.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Oh, and it just went right in. His head clean. also I remember that that one guy they lived in like an apartment complex and that one guy like had like super maximum security cameras and stuff
Starting point is 00:10:28 and his whole entire apartment was like all high tech I was like god dang this is such a good cartoon never wanted it to end you take the money remember that guy you take the money that guy pissed me off you you take the money
Starting point is 00:10:47 I want the money What was he always saying His name was Roger or something Bro, I hated that guy Yeah the baseball field Gerald Field That was the episode That's stuck in my head the most probably
Starting point is 00:11:07 Or I hate the rain I hate the snow But most of all If you never watch Harold You have no idea What I'm talking about right now But there was like They did back-to-back episodes
Starting point is 00:11:16 Which was the cleanest way To do cartoons Back in the day I don't know if they still do it now but like they, I think they had a 30 minute slot maybe. Yeah, 30 minute time slot. First 15 minutes was something. Next 15 minutes was something.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Right? Are my tripping? Or was it on for an hour and it was 30 and 30? I don't know. But Hey Arnold had like a back-to-back episode. One day was really hot and one day was really cold. Oh my God. It hit so hard.
Starting point is 00:11:44 You watch Hey Arnold in the summer and the really hot day episode came out. You just felt it. They're sweating, getting ice cream. Then the cold episode came on. I was like, that's exact. I wanted to, like, I think that's why I always lived, uh, or have lived for the past like 10 years when I've been by myself in a city. Because I'm like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Hey Arnold. Hey Arnold lived in the city. I want to live in a city. Dang, man. Yeah, Helga, low key being obsessed with Arnold. Remember when you first figured that out? You're like, oh my God. It made me feel so much better because you're so mean.
Starting point is 00:12:25 God, that's a perfect. interpretation of every girl ever, Helga. Shut up! Likes you though. Bro, my babysitters a vampire left on a cliffhanger, okay? And we don't know if they're all dead or not.
Starting point is 00:12:43 And the TV show has been gone for at least a decade. And I'm still sitting here wondering if anyone survived or not. How dare they? Man, what channel was that on? How come vampires are so, like, popular?
Starting point is 00:12:58 Remember Buffy? Buffy the vampire slayer? Why was I not allowed to watch out? Was something sexy going on in that? My babysitter. Everything is about vampires. My babysitter is a vampire. Who even thinks of this?
Starting point is 00:13:17 Never watched it. I don't know why I asked this question. Guy who's seen four shows in his entire life. Just keep going. All right. Pardon the sick voice. Yeah. I don't have much time you out for this one, but here we go.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Let it rip, Mommy. As a kid, Legends of the Hidden Temple. That show, I wanted to be on so bad. 24-7. It was so cool. So beyond its time. Love it. Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Starting point is 00:13:53 2000s. ER. I don't know if... Man. Well, I could actually probably imagine lots of people that used to watch ER. It came on on Thursdays, and it was like an hour show. I used to watch it with my mom and my sister, and it was hour-long episodes on Thursdays,
Starting point is 00:14:14 and it was just a, it's like the Grey's Anatomy of the 2000s. Shows in this day and age, oh, man. I wanted to be on the challenges so bad, but now they are so garbage that I, miss what they used to be and I wish they were the same thing but they're just not just got done watching
Starting point is 00:14:43 his and hers on Netflix it's literally as of 2006 but they need a season two so those four shows I would say are my top ones that I miss next question
Starting point is 00:14:59 should be what show do you want to be on because I think for some reason, man, you ever see like you ever just for no reason flipping through channels? Sometimes you'll be in like a hotel. How come I'm only like flipping through channels when I'm in a hotel? Like when I'm at a house, I'm like, nah, I don't even feel like doing this. But in a hotel, I'm like, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Starting point is 00:15:23 And then you come across that channel on like some game show network and it's just two dudes playing tag. Yo, oh my, that's how I'm going to die, I promise. It's going to be me in the tag game, and I'm going to be running all fast, trying not to get touched by some dude, like going over bars, and then I'm just going to get drilled in the head
Starting point is 00:15:48 by something I don't see. How do you die? You know that tag game show they discontinued? Well, it's because he, yeah, he bled out. Yeah, uh-huh, on set. I never watched any of the challenges. God, they were always on TV, though. Summers are just for reality TV.
Starting point is 00:16:10 That's the only thing I think about. Like, when I think back to every summer I had as a kid, it was just me trying to, like, play a computer game, but our computer wouldn't work. And then an MTV, like, the challenge. Remember it would just be on your TV guide forever the challenge? I'd be like, God, same with ER. You're talking about ER?
Starting point is 00:16:30 The only thing I remember seeing about ER was, it being on my TV guy and I'm like, man, that show must bang. ER. Huge time block. I was like, yo! The Legends of the Hidden Temple? That was one of those shows when it's always the best show you never know when it's on. You don't know what day of the week.
Starting point is 00:16:54 You don't even know like how it's in the place it is. You have no idea what's happening in the show and you just flip it on. After you go swimming or something. TV, after you go swimming, man. And you like, if it's good because you feel like you earned it, you know? You go swimming in the summer? Oh, yo. And I don't know if it's just me, but after I go swimming, I am so tired.
Starting point is 00:17:25 God dang. Put me in a pool for 10 minutes. I'll fall asleep for three days. So you're at the pool all day. sun's beating on you. Adult swim, you're getting out, you're going in, you ever at the pool for so long that the sun starts to go away,
Starting point is 00:17:45 it starts to be like a little evening swim sash. Ooh, whole new crowd of people come in. You're like, I've never even seen these people. Then you go home. Dry off. Your mom said, dry off. You got to hang. Dude, this is always me.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I'd hang my swim trunks like over the wall of the built. then bathtub in the shower and just let them like, you know, because I didn't really know what to do with them. You can't put your swim trunk somewhere. Wipe off, boom, I'm dry, still kind of wet, though. Put some shorts on, put some socks on, you're nice and warm, and then you watch TV.
Starting point is 00:18:25 First thing you see on Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple. It's the golden monkeys against the red camillians in the blue. There's a fish one too. Oh my god. Blue Barracudas! I swear I could have dominated that game. Everybody thinks that though. Every time I watched something on TV,
Starting point is 00:18:49 dude, I'd kill that. I'd go the wrong way so many times. How scary was it when like the guys came out of the woodwork too? With like white paint all over them? And the people in the obstacle course were never even scared. I was like, what? What a show. Never really saw anybody win, though.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Maybe that was the best part. Legends of the Hidden Temple God I don't know This was a dream or Nickelodeon used to have a lot of like fun active shows like that And then they stopped
Starting point is 00:19:23 But I promise I can't remember it was called It wasn't the show with the Agro Crag Whatever that was Never saw anybody make it up that thing either But There was some weird game show in the morning Where they do some stuff
Starting point is 00:19:41 Do some stuff And they'd have to pull everything out of this big, this guy, this giant nose. And it was always before I went to church in the morning. And I was watching it. I was like, what the hell is on TV right now? They pull stuff out of this dude's nose. And they get like a ticket.
Starting point is 00:19:55 And they'd be like, I want. This is a dream I had. I don't want to miss this thing. You know what? I miss everything that used to be on VH1. Like all the reality shows they had. Bangers. Love.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Daisy of love. I love New York flavor of love. I ate all that shit up. And then they had like these huge like countdown series where it'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, here's everything that happened. Then they say, I love that. Yeah, I want to know that.
Starting point is 00:20:31 I mean, it was funny. I mean, they had comedians doing commentary, but it was also informative. No, it was like, it was perfect TV. Like, okay, sure, I'll spend all day learning about the one. 100 most metal moments. All right. Let's do it. Aside from that,
Starting point is 00:20:51 I got an obscure one here. I think everyone's going to kind of tune out for a second, but there was a show called F-Boy Island. I forget it. You don't fucking know. But season, hey, season 1 through 3 on
Starting point is 00:21:09 HBO Max, Love's and Liars, aka F Girl Island, uncensored on HBO Max now. That's crazy. To say hi to JD. It's crazy. He knows about this. Which stands for.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Jesus. Did I really give half my money to my ex? Whoops. Yo. That was the cleanest one. That hit home. I'm red. Bro's turning red on his own podcast.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Always does. Hope's you're listening. Not watching. Yeah, though. VH1, to me, kind of a sleeper channel. MTV got play. MTV2, the MTV2 logo with that dog, the two dogs. I thought that was so cool for some reason.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Why was it just two dogs? I don't know. But God, it was dope. But VH1, like, I feel like when I was really young, it was like, well, my dad watched. And then, like, started to get a little older. I'm like, oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on. VH1 is kind of it
Starting point is 00:22:22 You're right I love the 90s All day I love the 80s I love the You guys remember Pop-up video What the hell was that
Starting point is 00:22:32 Pop-up video I loved when that was on TV Pop-up video Was that on MTV Nine seasons VH1 Pop-up video Okay
Starting point is 00:22:49 They'd be like They'd play video and little, this is their only song that reached the top 10. All that stuff would come up while you were like, oh God. Pop up video. VH1 was hard.
Starting point is 00:23:02 VH1 when the one was the logo. Hit diff. You know what else was on there? No, you know what show I really liked? I think it was on MTV. I think it was guy code and girl code. Every time it was on TV, I was like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:23:18 this is the best thing ever. Pay attention. Also, um, I think it might have been on ESPN, obviously. But it was like that big sports nation maybe. They had a countdown to be like 100. And it was the best stuff every time. 100 best like robbed home runs in baseball.
Starting point is 00:23:46 And I'd be like, what? There's a hundred of those? Like every, every countdown slapped. And I think maybe Colin Cowherd was on that. I love that show. Love that show. VH1 sleeper. Courage of the cowardly dog was the best effort.
Starting point is 00:24:04 It was spooky. And Freaky Fred had the best intro ever. Man. Man. Courage the cowardly dog. I think I might have been phasing out of cartoons or something. Or maybe I wasn't allowed to watch it. You already know if your mom doesn't like the cartoon.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Guess what? you don't either everybody talks about Rocco's modern life red and stimpy ren and stimpy I don't even know that's it Courage the cowardly dog
Starting point is 00:24:44 It was scary I don't know And like if you had older brother and sisters You weren't in charge of the remote So you kind of just had to do what they wanted I never had the remote
Starting point is 00:24:56 I think I'm actually uncomfortable right now with the remote Like I'm not good with it guy's not smooth with the remote kind of an ick a little bit like if you ask me to find a channel or something I'm like I'm good
Starting point is 00:25:13 I don't think I'm gonna watch TV I'm just gonna look at my phone kind of uncomfortable if you give me the remote never in control never had it two older sisters what am I doing with a remote I'm just watching what they're watching
Starting point is 00:25:29 I think when courage the cowardly dog came on that's when I like flipped it over to Cartoon Network. All right, let's see what we got over there because Nickelodeon is the first option. Cartoon Network is the backup. But has he
Starting point is 00:25:46 like, I don't know, Dexter's Labs on Cartoon Network? Like, I gotta see what's going on on Dexter. I'm not missing Dexter's Lab. Like, that's Prime. Followed by Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls. Like, that's kind of a sick little lineup right there. They also had Scooby-Doo. Like they had, like,
Starting point is 00:26:04 they had, Cartoon Network, don't play with Cartoon Network. Yeah, I think it's when I went over there. Textor's Lab when he went down to that. Didi and Helga from Hey Arnold. Same girl. Only one right answer. F-boy Island.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Bring it back. Bring it back. Everybody wants it. Just me. Bring it back. You need a host? Oh, bro. That is actually kind of my dream job.
Starting point is 00:26:48 You hear me? HBO Max, you hear this? You need a host? Oh God, Nikki Glazer can't do it because she's doing something else. Nah. This is a really good question, especially nowadays where we're streaming everything's like one, maybe two seasons. So like you don't even really get invested in a show to get upset that it's not renewed. and but I mean like if you were like a mid 80s to mid 90s uh baby like you truly know growing up on the golden age of cable and good TV and good series like right around the turn of the millennium was just it was prime and you know but to answer your question like the show that I'm really upset got canceled was real sports with Brian Gumble on each
Starting point is 00:27:42 HBO, it shaped me. Like, they did reporting on sports, air quotes. Like, it was, it was just nothing compared to it. It was one episode a month, last Tuesday of every month. And, man, I look so forward to that. Like, I would set my alarms, put in my calendar. Oh. Like, they, he, nothing compares to it nowadays.
Starting point is 00:28:12 they just don't make shows like that anymore. I wonder why. Miss that feeling when you were so excited for a show. I think the last time I had it was during COVID probably because that's when I was just like, I guess I'll watch TV. Stranger Things, pretty dope for me during COVID. Pretty insane move, me watching a show.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Then the Michael Jordan doc. I mean, that was like something. I mean, I fell asleep during every single episode. But the first one, I was like, dude do that's tonight what a fun time when you couldn't miss a show I was never an HBO fan
Starting point is 00:28:58 our fan was never HBO never knew what was going on on that channel I'd always see it scroll by on the TV guy and I'd be like why is that happening like what if I just ordered it
Starting point is 00:29:11 what would happen if I ordered it miss that TV guide little scroll thing man that's what set it apart for our generation was just tracking it, tracking it. And then I half the time I would just watch the TV guide, like TV.
Starting point is 00:29:30 You know, like the TV guide was on TV, but there'd be a, there'd be a show on too. They'd be like in a studio, like asking each other. I'd be watching that. And I'd be like, I kind of want to be on the TV guide channel. Like, how do I get that job? Every single show I watched growing up, I was like, I just want to do that. I want to do that. I want to do that.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Boy Meets World. I want to do that. looking forward to a show. It's always Friday night. Mm-hmm. Yep. Kind of chilly out. Friday night, the best night.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Friday night. Better than Saturday night. Wait, oh my God. Wait, you did not just say that. Think about it. Friday night, better than Saturday night, because you're fresh off school.
Starting point is 00:30:26 You're done. You don't even have to think about it. out of your head. What's the next day? Oh, the fun day, Saturday. So tonight, how much better just pizza taste on Friday than Saturday night? Friday night pizza? Saturday night pizza.
Starting point is 00:30:49 You're eating Saturday night pizza thinking about, God, we got to go to church in six hours. Friday night pizza? You're like, I'm waking up and watching Batman six hours. Father, son, holy spirit You mean Batman, Superman, Batman Beyond and Street Sharks? Batman, Superman, Batman Beyond Spider-Man? It's my son of the cross.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Friday night. Snick. Yeah. Uh-huh. It got sexy on Friday night. Your mom got pizza. You did something bad in school that day, but you didn't tell her.
Starting point is 00:31:45 so she doesn't know she got pizza. You're getting away with one. You're sitting on the couch laying down like this. Full stomach. Legs extended. Fireplace on. Pizza box still on the counter. You can go get some if you want.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I'm good. I'm chilling. One of your nostrils clogged up. You're breathing out of one. Just watching the new episode of Boy Meets World. Your mom made pudding. You got whipped cream. She gives you a pudding, whipped cream, pudding, whipped cream, and a wine glass with a spoon.
Starting point is 00:32:40 It's Friday night. You're watching Snick. Life is good. You'll never feel that again. We all felt that for the last time and never knew it. It's solid pick. Batman Beyond. Solid show.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Real solid. But real shit, real spit. Second best. Hey, that Foxx kids, that Virgil, that niggins, static shock had your boy in a chokehold. I'll tell you right now, Virgil beat Terry McGinnis' ass. And Terry McGinnis fucking had way more hoes and way cooler than Virgil. But Virgil, that nigga, you remember that episode when all the DC Justice League showed up? And this nigga Virgil, aka superhero static shock, whoo, whoo, say the whole Justice League.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Fuck you mean. The whole Justice League. God dang. He was so. cool. Static shock. Hey, when are they going to make a like a real movie about static shock? Where is he? He's so DC. He had the glasses on top of his head. Bro, they made him so cool. He kind of lived up to the hype too. For me, it was a little too like friendly of a cartoon though, you know? He had too much of a good attitude the whole time. And then Batman Beyond was like a little
Starting point is 00:34:02 dark and like he was like his parents got I feel like static shock's like life was a little too easy I'm like hold on maybe I don't know enough though but when he electrified that trash can lid and started flying on that thing and his drip dude static shock had that coat had to fit on
Starting point is 00:34:24 yeah kind of slept on kind of forgotten I just had some like I had a serious connection with Batman Beyond. I think it's because the voice actor was Homeboy from Boy Meets World. The older brother, Eric Matthews, the coolest guy in the world. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Divorced stepmom, Politsi cooked her famous casserole with this question, folks. Hearing this question almost brought a tear to my adult, 30-year-old asked, was there anything better than watching TV shows as a kid after school or on a weekend, just having the best lineup of your favorite shows? So just to rattle off a few that I personally
Starting point is 00:35:08 loved Danny Phantom, Rocket League, Drake and Josh, just a few. Drake and Josh was hard. They just don't make them like they used to. How bad did you want your life to be, like the TV shows you watched growing up? I wanted to be a cool skater kid. So freaking bad.
Starting point is 00:35:23 You're so right. Did the station know about Sprichark coming on Netflix? Oh. Not going to lie. We may have to run back another F-Boy Island season. That's what got me tapped into the espresso in these guys' podcasts. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:35:38 slap my ass and throw one of those stupidly old big fat TVs right at my head. Ta-ha. Fuck. You were watching all the shows on a big back. Dope is TV. I felt blessed every time I walked downstairs and saw our fat back TV. I was like, we have one of those, man. We got that.
Starting point is 00:36:05 In-house. It was a foreign world to me. The first time my dad can. connected the GameCube to the Fat Back TV. I was like, I didn't even know that was compatible. And you were playing video games on the big screen? I'm sitting here playing NBA Street on this thing. It's just there's no better feeling
Starting point is 00:36:36 than when you go to hit the source button on a TV and you're like, I don't know, you're like, this, my PS2 is probably broken. The TV probably doesn't know I'm even trying to do this. TV's probably broken I probably have this hooked up wrong I probably broke one of the like the little jack thing
Starting point is 00:36:54 that plugs in the back of the TV and you hit source once source one nothing source two nothing source three oh shit hold up it works it works it works
Starting point is 00:37:09 you're like crying you're crying because he couldn't figure it out for so long it works somebody yells from the bathroom it works And you're like, you almost don't even want to turn your system off. Because you're like, if we turn it off, it might never come back.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Keep it on. Dude, do you ever, you ever not have a memory card for your PS2 or whatever? And you're playing a game on story mode? And you're like, shit, dog. We just got to keep it. I swear I kept my PS2 on for a month and a half in the summer. Trying to beat Gauntlet Dark Legacy. We don't have a memory.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Why do we never get a memory card? Because I only have six bucks. One controller. one console, God knows how we got that in one game, no idea how we got that. How do we get anything when we were kids? Memory cards were 40 bucks, I was like, I don't know, I'd rather just buy another game
Starting point is 00:38:14 and just wing it. PS2 stays on. Thing is hot as hell. My PS2 was always 125 degrees. Sounded like a helicopter. Sound like a jet was about to take off. Did a plane land on top of our house? No, it's just a PS2, whatever.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Crazy. Run back F Boy Island. I'd do anything to be back on it. Literally. Best time of my life. I know it was the best time of my life because this has happened to me twice. In my whole life, I know I'm like in a good place for some reason.
Starting point is 00:39:15 at ease. Everything's fine. Everything's good. Everything feels right. It always happens when my nails grow out. When my nails grow out, everything's good within my world.
Starting point is 00:39:35 I'm like I'm at P. I'm chill. I'm good. Like, we're good. We don't have to worry about, I think it's because I didn't have to worry about money. I never had my phone. Everything you need is there.
Starting point is 00:39:48 And there's like, you know, you got like a built up amount of time where you're like, I don't even need to worry about anything for this much time. Is it sad? Maybe. Was it the best time I ever had in my life?
Starting point is 00:40:00 Probably. But my nails are along right now. So what's up, How's? Hold on. What do you say, though? Hold on. So just to make them like they used to, how bad.
Starting point is 00:40:12 I wanted to be a cool skater kid free chart coming on Netflix. Just having the best lineup of your favorite shows. So just to rattle off a few that I personally loved, Danny Phantom. Never watched it. Drake and Josh, just a few. When Drake and Josh was on, I could, I just couldn't, I couldn't handle it. I was like, I got to watch this right now. Every episode was gas. Everything they did. Funny is both of them so funny.
Starting point is 00:40:41 A, fat Josh though. Nothing being that. Skinny Josh. I mean, he grows. He's cool. I see his videos on the internet sometime. I'm like, all right, skinny Josh. But fat Josh. Didn't you just love him? Everything he said was cracking me up. I got to watch Drake and Josh. It's on.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I got to watch Drake and Josh. I got to watch Drake and Josh. Literally 22 years old. I don't, I don't, I can't, I can't go to practice. I have to watch Drake and Josh. It's on. It's on. You're getting kicked off the team.
Starting point is 00:41:21 That's fine. They should understand. Dragon Josh is on back to back one hour straight not leaving my dorm bro anime has
Starting point is 00:41:36 had a recent resurgence and I respect that I'm not so much into it as other people are you know I've watched some things like you know I give it a try and anime's cool and whatnot
Starting point is 00:41:52 good for you but I won't give it a try Nothing compares to the Tunei, the anticipation of Tunei on Cartoon Network for the new Dragon Balls the episode that was coming out each week. When Goku was fighting Friza, and we were waiting week by week, anticipating what would happen. Goku's building the spirit bomb. you're going to school. You're talking to the bros about how powerful Frisa is.
Starting point is 00:42:29 That moment in time, in the way that Tunaomi and Cartoon Network kind of captured all that and the way it was presented to us, you know? You got to think about what's happening in the rest of the world. Like the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears were happening. You know, and that's what all the girls and everybody else was into. We were witnessing an epic battle and discussing it with our friends, almost like we were, you know, old guys talking about the war.
Starting point is 00:43:04 It was a discussion. It was a meeting of the minds to talk about the latest episode of Dragon Ball Z that came out. I haven't seen anything match that, you know, type of intensity or anticipation of my life. So Dragon Ball Z got to be. answer here. Love the passion, man. God, I love a voice message like that. You can just know, man. You know he's thinking about it every day. I hate to say it, but I never watched Dragon Ball Z. I don't think I was allowed to. It was just one of those things where like my mom and my sisters
Starting point is 00:43:44 didn't think it was cool, so I wasn't watching it. I never, I never like tried to sneak it. I was just more like mainstream superhero guy it does look cool though in those Tsunami commercials I was always like what is going on over there you know you see a commercial or something you never usually watch and you're like huh
Starting point is 00:44:10 Tuneami I was like what it is Tunami is that an Italian dish at Fazzoli's Tunei it would always be like a guy in like a space ship and like a whole like oh my god they made that shit look so cool never watched it though
Starting point is 00:44:31 but I don't really know anybody that watched the cartoons I watched like I could never talk to anybody I'm like at school yo do you watch Batman Superman Adventures like I never ever asked I was like am I the only one watching this you know when you're watching a show and you feel like
Starting point is 00:44:49 it's just your show You're like, hold up. This is my show. I don't think anybody else watching this show with me. I think they made it for me. I'd go right from Batman Superman Adventures right to one Saturday morning.
Starting point is 00:45:10 What you know about that? All Star. I didn't even know why these cartoons were hidden, but they were. Why was I watching Pepperan for 30 minutes every Saturday morning? Pepperan, Recess?
Starting point is 00:45:32 That became one of my favorite cartoons. I remember we went to school and one of the icebreaker questions in the first day was like, what's your favorite TV show? And people would say, Regrats, L.A.R. You know what I mean? All the obvious choices. And then somebody said recess.
Starting point is 00:45:49 And I was like, ooh. Hold up, bro. We got to be partners. We got to be partners. Cold answer. I loved it when somebody would come up. with like a different answer during an iceberg. Because everybody says,
Starting point is 00:46:00 what'd you do all summer? Hung out with friends. Hung out with friends. I'm like, what does that even mean? And when did you even do that? First day of school question. What'd you do all summer? I was like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:16 I just looked at the birds every day. I didn't hang out with my friends. I don't even know their phone numbers. How did you hang out with your friends? I was digging holes in the backyard. Fighting for my life out there. making up games finding lost dogs and trying to steal them
Starting point is 00:46:37 hanging out with friends watch movies and TV I'm like how dare you write that down for things you did over the summer watch movies and TV I wasn't even allowed in the house I hung out with my cousins yeah I hung out with my cousins
Starting point is 00:46:59 because the only way I was going to survive Jesus Christ played video games what me and my cousins got locked out of every family party we've ever had in our lives it's grandma's birthday party
Starting point is 00:47:27 everybody come over okay cool all the cousins locked outside for six hours side goes god what we even talking about oh yeah okay tunami next up next on
Starting point is 00:47:43 tommy tunami yeah never watched it sorry bro I appreciate that though appreciate that passion. I was a kid's WB, dude. Through and through,
Starting point is 00:47:59 don't even know why, but it was so clean. One Saturday morning. Right after. Dude, ESPN's Playmakers was revolutionary as a drama series looking at the NFL produced by ESPN. That's insane.
Starting point is 00:48:21 ESPN, bring it back. Playmakers. ESPN. How do I not remember this? Oh, this was like a fake team? Why was ESPN Playmakers canceled? 22 years ago, 22 years ago. ESPN debuted playmakers that draw about a football team dealing with drug issues,
Starting point is 00:48:43 domestic violence and homophobia. It was a hit, but the NFL hated it. The show was canceled. Dude, that's before, like, ESPN was, like, had signed all these deals and stuff. I think OG ESPN was, so sick. They were doing whatever they want.
Starting point is 00:49:01 They were saying whatever they want. They had cool shows on there like this. Playmakers. They were making, they're like, and then I think the NFL was like, here's this much money. Don't ever do anything fun again. When ESPN was just like
Starting point is 00:49:17 two guys just talking about the games that happened last night, I cry. You tell me I can wake up on the weekend Saturday morning nah it was really in the summer too I know I keep talking about the summer
Starting point is 00:49:37 but you tell me I can wake up on a Wednesday in June P go downstairs build a Lego set and watch Scott Van Pelt and Stuart Scott talk about every single game that happened yesterday and I don't even care about the games
Starting point is 00:49:55 I'll watch Scott Van Pelt and Stuart Scott run down 83 baseball games in a row glued my eyes glued to the TV building a Lego soccer stadium crisscross applesauce
Starting point is 00:50:12 sitting on the carpet and I promise you I don't think anybody in my family even talk to me for eight hours straight nothing I can't even remember anybody being downstairs
Starting point is 00:50:24 what a lot and I think I woke up and did that I swear it was like 20 days in a row. Something I'll never forget. Just me trying to build a Lego soccer stadium watching ESPN just in love with the game. And I couldn't wait to wake up and do it tomorrow. Only a couple times in my life I've had the moments where I'm like, damn, I can't wait to.
Starting point is 00:50:50 I'd actually say this. I'd be like, I can't, I don't want to go to bed. Wait, no. I say I can't wait to go to bed so I can't wait. up and do this all over again. It's happened twice my life. One time when I was building that Lego soccer stadium, watching Sports Center every morning and I was like 12. And then spring break my senior year, maybe. Amazing times. Amazing times. God dang. OG Sports header with a rundown on the side. Linda Cohn in studio? I didn't mind it. Talking about the Knicks and the Spur.
Starting point is 00:51:39 did the Knicks and the Spurs highlights on ESPN the next day after they're in the finals for the NBA? I was like, yo, this is basketball. That's basketball, baby. Couldn't wait to watch SportsCenter. Da-na-no-no-no-no. Now SportsCenter? I'm like, oh my God. Why is this the morning news?
Starting point is 00:52:04 What happened to all the fun and the personality and like that bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. everything right on top of your head now I really do feel like I'm watching like Channel 8 I'm like whatever what up
Starting point is 00:52:25 so the shows that I miss the most is kid competition shows which they really don't have at all this genre on TV anymore like I'm talking about the physical ones like the global guts the wild How do you have it.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Kids, double dares, what would you do? Anything that had kids, like, physically going against other kids. Sick. And doing something. Now, like, the only ones they have, maybe is, like, a kid baking show. But what happened to, like, the physicality of kids challenging each other? Like, I miss when you'd have, like, Jaden from Ohio, Ohio going against Sal from Staten Island. Like, where's those battles?
Starting point is 00:53:11 because nowadays, you know, they have American Ninja, but, you know, nobody gives a shit about the guy that you work with, you know, doing an obstacle course. Like, I want to see the little kids battle. Like, the global guts was crazy. Like, that actually had kids from different countries. Oh. Like, literally physically doing like American gladiator stuff practically.
Starting point is 00:53:34 So, give me back all those shows. Like, we're too soft now. Why don't we have those shows? Because someone's going to get hurt? Like, come on. this is crazy but what do kids watch now do they just watch i know they're on ipads and stuff but what are they watching and why were we i feel like when i was a kid i was hypnotized by the tv like our parents had to be like bro get up and go no you can't not watch tv anymore and i'd be like
Starting point is 00:54:03 hurt not because i was addicted to tv well i probably was but because like i swear the shows were just hitting. And I was always just like, how do you get on these shows? I watch so much figure it out when I was a kid. I have no idea why. It was just maybe it was the time I watch TV every day. My mom was like, you can watch TV for a little bit. Figure it out. Summer Sanders, the host. That's my, that's my, that's who I pray to. You pray to God? I pray to Summer Sanders. My Lord and Savior. I think she was like an Olympian, then started hosting Figure It Out on Nickelodeon.
Starting point is 00:54:55 And there'd be like a panel. I just couldn't get enough of it. I can't even remember what really happened. But like they had to like guess the words and like figure it out, figured out. And if they didn't, they'd get slimed. I always thought this dude named Danny on that show was so funny. Red hair Danny from Nickelodeon.
Starting point is 00:55:17 I'm like, this guy is, This guy is it. You guys not see what I'm seeing? Put him everywhere. Pete and Pete, maybe. Old Nickelodeon show. I think he was on there. Danny Tamborelli?
Starting point is 00:55:33 Sick last time. I think that was him. Maybe. Or I'm mixing. I'm fusing like three guys together. I can't remember. But I agree with you, man. Those shows on Nickelodeon just ran my brain.
Starting point is 00:55:44 I'd watch them forever and the whole time be like, how do we get on there? How do we get on there? there. We could, I'd like talk to my sisters about, I'm like, we could kill on these shows. Then you hear like something on the radio come up and be like, yo, talent search, your area. Indianapolis, Nap Town.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Come out, the convention center. We're finding the next star to be on Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network. And I'd be like, yo, this is it for us. Do we have to do this? Drive me there. I want to be on Double Dare. I want to be on something Dude watching those shows
Starting point is 00:56:29 In like the coldest air conditioning Sometimes So much fun You're right What are kids watching now I just don't get it Are they watching like cartoons and stuff Are they watching like Pokemon still?
Starting point is 00:56:45 I have no clue Bluey A TV show I miss Is spectacular Spider-Man I grew up with that show man Really really miss him God, why'd that make me want to cry? Spectacular.
Starting point is 00:57:02 I don't know about this one. The spectacular Spider-Man. Oh, oh, oh. See, I never got into this Spider-Man, dude. This is a Spider-Man. Honestly, I don't know how I felt about this Spider-N because he had webs under his arms. And I'm like, this is not my Spider-Man. I respect it.
Starting point is 00:57:23 But my Spider-Man didn't have webs under his arms. He wasn't flying like that. Oh, he does like cool, though. Spectacular Spider-R-R-Ber. Because it was like in his arm, hits and it was kind of weird. Yeah, this is like just past my, this is when I stopped watching
Starting point is 00:57:40 superhero stuff. Spectacular Spider-Man. Spider-Man is just the coolest, one of the coolest superheroes, especially for kids, because you're like, what? Really? I still watch Spider-Man cartoons. I watched as a kid on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:58:06 For a minute, I was watching Spider-Man every night on my phone. It wouldn't be like episodes. It would just be like random parts from random shows. I would watch it for like three minutes and 30 seconds. Go to the next one. Go to the next one. And it just felt like the sound effects and their voices were so clean.
Starting point is 00:58:26 I'm like, this still holds up. I promise. Mary Jane. Kind of fine. Go you fine? John from Cincinnati, bro. Did you just say John from Cincinnati? Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:58:48 Germ from Cincinnati, bro. Germ from Cincinnati. Hold on. Am I tripping? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hey, what up, B?
Starting point is 00:59:22 It's your boy, Mr. Water. Hey, B. The show that I miss more than anything has got to be Robin Big. I mean, Rob Deardek just dominated my life as a child growing up. Like, I bought DC clothes and shoes. DC stuff is so sick. I'm terrible at skateboarding. But I was like, this is the coolest dude on planet Earth.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Like, I legit thought Rob Deardek was basically what Dwayne the Rock Johnson is now. I was like, this dude is loved by everyone in America. Everyone knows who he is. This is the funniest dude on planet Earth. And Robin Big was like a stable. of TV. I mean, I love that show to death. Nearly impossible
Starting point is 01:00:13 to find now. R.I.P. Big Black. But I will say Robin Big had a choke on me, brother. Love your boy. God, I love you more. Rob Deirdek put D.C. on, didn't he? D.C. was a cool skating brand. I was, wasn't
Starting point is 01:00:31 ever cool enough to wear skating stuff. Always kind of, you know, I always had some though Somebody left a DC hat at a party I was like let me give this for a ride You know I'll just have it in the I'll just have it in my dresser or something for a little bit
Starting point is 01:00:52 DC this girl I liked Also liked a guy who wore a lot of DC stuff So then I started wearing DC stuff I was like if she likes him and he's wearing that I gotta wear that Pulled up to the next party wearing a DC hat What's up Yeah, it's all good
Starting point is 01:01:13 Yeah, I've always had this What do you mean? Still has a tag on it Bought it at the mall three hours ago What's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all good. I started wearing this stuff
Starting point is 01:01:25 Yeah, I didn't just start wearing this stuff I did it like, yeah, I've been wearing this Mm-hmm What's up though? Trying to talk all cool. I miss the run empty I never watched I never watched that
Starting point is 01:01:41 I wish I did though I miss the run MTV had And you guys all know what I'm about to say With Pimp My Ride Cribs That little lineup Was so much Like I couldn't get enough
Starting point is 01:02:02 What was the corny like dating show too? Next I think I watched more next Than anybody when I was a kid Next when they didn't even see them yet Next or they didn't even talk to them yet. They just came out of the bus and the girl was like,
Starting point is 01:02:26 Cribs, a room Raiders, Cribs, Pimp My Ride, Next, that little, that little lineup. That's my MTV. Dangerous. Why don't they bring back Pimp My Ride now? Who's not watching that?
Starting point is 01:02:54 Like, do a good job. Don't make it so like, cars are like worthless after you get a knock on your door and it's exhibit and they put an aquarium in your backseat yo ish what's the interior look like all right so we go straight leather we go straight leather in the bag full and we go straight this one this dish right here full we in the trunk leather too all right eish Love D-Each. The TV show I miss the most is Firefly.
Starting point is 01:03:35 That was one of the absolutely best shows of all time, and I could not believe it only ran one season. What you mean, Mommy? Man, I don't know anything about this show. What was this on? Firefly. I feel like that was on some channel I just didn't have or something. What channel is Buffy the Vampire Slayer on?
Starting point is 01:04:04 Because I feel like that's the channel that I like never messed with. Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Is it the CW? Yeah, it is. The station my, oh, I was on a TV show on CW, FY on season three. But all their shows, I was kind of like,
Starting point is 01:04:27 are we sure? I'm going to be honest with you. I never even heard of Firefly. I'm sorry. The show that I miss is the HBO original 6 Feet Under in thousands. You might not know what that show is, but I know there's got to be somebody out there that has seen that show. But it's completely changed the way I view life and death, family and love. So I could watch one show for the first time.
Starting point is 01:05:10 One more time, HBO 6 Feet Under. Dang, bro. Six feet under his American drama television is created. Okay, the show follows the Fisher family funeral home. Oh my God, dude. Very complex show. I feel like that show would teach you a little something. You guys remember the show early edition?
Starting point is 01:05:46 How come that? How come I always found myself watching that for some reason? It was always like my uncle was watching it or something. It was about this dude that would get the paper a, day early and he'd have to like figure out the problem like a day early he knew it was about to happen tomorrow's called it early oh dang and he had to like solve all this oh my god i remember being like seven years old just like what a concept for a show how do people think of these shows blow my mind i think i think about early edition like once every month and i'm just like
Starting point is 01:06:23 when you think of something they even thought about in a while Man, I love that. I haven't thought about that in like four years. The OG Teen Titans. Loved it. Amazing. Chef's kiss. God, I never,
Starting point is 01:06:44 I always wanted to watch it, but I never did. I don't know. They changed the animation on some of the cartoons I watched. And I was like, I just can't get down with this. I don't like skinny superheroes.
Starting point is 01:06:56 I like my superheroes with broad shoulders. thick jaws, abs, tall, triangle Dorito-shaped bodies. That's just the build I like. And that's why I look exactly the way I do.
Starting point is 01:07:18 I'm just trying to be superheroes that I watched on TV when I grew up. Why do you look like that? Why do you go to the gym so much? I'm trying to look like cartoon Superman. Try to look like Batman Beyond. What's my ideal look?
Starting point is 01:07:36 Nightwing. Kids WB. What's your workout routine? Kids WB in 2002. You work out every day for what? For what? So I can defeat Lex Luthor. So I can fit into Batman's costume when he needs me to.
Starting point is 01:08:11 When Batman can't get the job done, I'm wearing Batman's suit because I'm Superman. He's wearing my suit. moment I'll never forget. Okay, this podcast was just you talking about Batman and Superman the whole time. And it's fine! Let's keep going. Wow. Tweet of the week,
Starting point is 01:08:35 I pledge allegiance to brushing my teeth at night and eating something after. Man. Just one of those little greedy joys in life. It's so wrong, but it might be the most right thing
Starting point is 01:08:51 you can ever do. Brush my teeth. Dude, it's crazy because after you brush your teeth, teeth, that's when the demons come out. The demons know too, right? When you put down that toothbrush, done eating for the night. God forbid, you see a pack of Oreos. I want my stats on brushing my teeth, too. How many times have I brushed my teeth and then eating a cookie and been like, well, I mean, I should be okay still. I should be all right. I mean, I brushed my teeth, but like, I just chewed like four times and swallow. I should be good.
Starting point is 01:09:32 It's never tasted better. I might start brushing my teeth before I eat just normally. My strange addiction, you just feel a little naughty, you know? You feel a little, a little slutty. Brushing your teeth and snooping around in the pantry? God, a cookie at night
Starting point is 01:09:56 just bangs too hard. How are you not going to do that? Cringe moment of the week. All right. So for the first time ever, we're at the Grammys. I'm with Billboard, big music outlet. They're like, hey, we want you to catcall the people, the celebrities and the artists and stuff we have come in here. I was like, all right, bet. We're going to need three cameras, all this, got to do this, got to do that. We got to be locked in.
Starting point is 01:10:30 We're good. We got to have this. We got to backup batteries. We got to, you know what I mean? This is the Super Bowl for catcalling. we're going in no mistakes stick together no mistakes
Starting point is 01:10:47 what did they sound call duty before you start a mission I can't remember but okay so we have it already equipment's there we're all good and like with an hour left on the red carpet everything's going pretty good so far we're good there's just this you know when like a mic
Starting point is 01:11:12 gets too close to like a stereo or something. It's like, that noise happens. And I'm like, oh my God, it's got to be us. God, there's something. I know we mess up. There's no way we can do this and not mess something up. Well, this dude's laptop who was running the show every time he opened it for some reason, it was connected.
Starting point is 01:11:41 It's like, I'm telling you, I can't believe they didn't shut off our whole entire system we had going on. I can't believe they didn't close down our whole entire section. Like that for honestly 30 minutes. This dude's laptop is open. We figured it out because we saw him. He opened it. Close.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Close to stop. I'd be like, bro, it's your laptop. Get that thing out of here. And he ran out of the back. And I was like, God, it just feels so good that it wasn't us for once, you know? For one time. We weren't the ones like messing up a wireless, wired connection with feedback from a mic. And then I realized his laptop was sitting on top of a backup megaphone that was in my bag and the power was on.
Starting point is 01:12:38 So the whole time it was my backup megaphone. I'm telling you the top tier celebrities of celebrities. What the what is that? I'm getting away from him. ruining the whole thing. Whoops. Never know. Two days of the week.
Starting point is 01:13:03 Days of the week. Thursday. Chocolate fondue. Never really had the chance. I've seen a chocolate found out a couple of open houses. I always kind of just dip my finger in there and go about my biz, though. Never mess with it for too long. Hey, what a game changer it was when,
Starting point is 01:13:29 you got the chocolate found at a golden corral. I was like their biggest news ever. Chocolate found. We got a chocolate found. We got a chocolate. People dipping pork chops in there and stuff. Chocolate covered strawberries never really did it for me. People just love them.
Starting point is 01:13:55 They're so overdone. I'm like, I don't know. I just, if I'm eating chocolate, I want no health involved. You know, if I'm eating chocolate,
Starting point is 01:14:04 like, I want to die. You have fruit and chocolate? Like, oh, okay, it's kind of good, but like, if I'm eating chocolate, cut my foot off about it. I want no health involved. Give me a cookie dipped in chocolate, not fruit. Shower with a friend day.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Y'all know how that goes. Man, the amount of times I've showered with the whole entire team of guys is just way too many times. When do you really think about it? My whole life is showering with dudes. had this one friend, dude from Chicago. I knew we were going to be best friends because we would always be in the shower together.
Starting point is 01:14:58 And I'd always do this to him. I'm always the guy that was telling other people to do stuff. And you'd always pee on somebody's leg. Oh, my. And they'd realize it. So funny. You gotta be the most white guy thing to ever happen, ever do it, bro, do it, bro.
Starting point is 01:15:25 And you'd pee on somebody's leg. And then you'd be like, what are you? Bro! But what are you going to do? in a shower. It doesn't matter. Oh my gosh. So funny.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Okay. National Chop six day. Actually know how to use them because I had an Asian girlfriend. And she would make fun of me the whole entire time sitting across from me. Wow. Oh, God. Starts crying. Saturday.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Ice cream for breakfast day. Never really had ice cream for breakfast, but did. And I do think, like a cake or some cookies hit harder in the morning than they do at night. You know, nighttime, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got your little sweet tooth, you want your little sweet tree, you ate your dinner, Now you want something sweet. I know, I know. But you ever just wake up starving in the morning
Starting point is 01:16:38 and there's half a cake on your counter? You say no? That cake bangs in the morning, especially if you, you set it up with a coffee? You feel like you're doing something illegal. What'd you have for breakfast? Man, I ain't two rosy cake. Couldn't stop.
Starting point is 01:17:05 You ever just can't stop eating? It's just in my house. I couldn't stop. What a blessing when there's a cake in your house just with thick icing on top. Brownies in your house? And you wake up in the morning and that pan of brownies is there
Starting point is 01:17:26 and you're not gonna, you're not gonna take a quarter piece? I just got the chills thinking about that. I think it tastes better in the morning than does that night. Maybe because it's like, first start of the day thing and you're just like oh god I need I need something like
Starting point is 01:17:46 that it's better than a donut because it feels it feels illegal Fettuccini Alfredo day why have I never in my life desired Fetuccini Alfredo I'm like and people love it I think it's number one
Starting point is 01:18:06 I didn't put it there but people die over Fetuccini Alfredo like that's disgusting. Those fat noodles, something about those shoelace noodles. Gross, man. Oh, God, those big thick noodles
Starting point is 01:18:26 are so disgusting to me. And then you put the white sauce all over? I'm like, what country are you in? If I'm an Italian, baby, it's straight. I'll drink a cup of marinera. Are you kidding me? Bread and sauce.
Starting point is 01:18:46 Forever. You give me a French bread loaf? and a pan of sauce. Don't even put anything on the bread, baby. I'll eat that raw. I don't care. One of those big bread knives. You're cutting the French bread and there's bread crust flying all over the
Starting point is 01:19:05 like you're chipping down a tree. Can't contain it. You can't even cut it after a while. You're like, this is too big of a mess. You just got to start ripping that French bread. Oh, yo. When you get to rip in a little. loaf of french bread you know you're in psycho savage mode with your teeth oh taking french
Starting point is 01:19:33 bread and you're pulling it and they're just yanking on your jaw a little bit what's when you become you're the real you when you're eating french bread dripping it in jars of jelly ah marinerara just getting a getting a bottle of prego pouring it on french bread the end of love You feel like a pirate a little bit Makes you want it more It's so good It's so good You even just put butter on French bread
Starting point is 01:20:14 It's gas You know I'm talking about one of those French bread loaves From a, I almost said marsh One of those French bread loaves From the bakery aisle at the store Yo, it's, it's, it's, I promise it's four feet long. I'm like, why is the longest, god dang, thing I ever seen in my life. It's taller than me, but it's going to be gone in 20 minutes.
Starting point is 01:20:47 God dang, I'm starving. Sunday. Cite flying day. I had a bad experience with a kite one time and I'll just never, uh, I'll never overcome it. I was begging my mom to fly a kite one day when I was a kid. And it wasn't even windy enough. I promise it wasn't even windy enough. I just saw somebody flying a kite on TV, on a cartoon.
Starting point is 01:21:14 And I was like, I want to do that so bad. It looks so fun. I think I can do it today. It's windy. My mom was like, it's not windy enough. I was like, then I just, I wanted a kite so bad. I, like, made her get me one. And then she was like, you have to put it together.
Starting point is 01:21:30 And oh my God, it was the hardest thing I've ever done. And I threw away a piece I needed and I couldn't figure it out and I cried so hard that my face hurt And every time I see a kite, I'm like going to one eye like I still Am mad that I lost that little piece I was like that's like you can fly damn kite went so high on that show as is so high up I look at my backyard there's a school in our backyard people would fly kites back there Cites were so far up in the air I was like It's so much fun.
Starting point is 01:22:06 Why can't I do it? Built it. Threw away three important parts. It doesn't work. Cried the rest of the night. Piece of shit, kid. Starving right now. All right, fan.
Starting point is 01:22:20 Insane voice messages. Bring me back to the TV guide days, babe. That's all I really want. I just want to see it scroll up my screen. That's it. ER for the whole hour and a half. What? MTV 2.
Starting point is 01:22:47 Guy code. All that. Bring it back. Please, for the love of God, it'll never come back. I love you guys for real. Thank you for the voice messages. Join the Patreon. Tell the homies.
Starting point is 01:23:04 Thank you for following, subscribing. You guys nailed every week. Couldn't do it without you. Love you so much. Hair transplant number three Because the first one didn't really Do what it needed to do
Starting point is 01:23:21 And then he got number two And it kind of worked out But now he looks like he's 53 His hair transplant number three All right See you next week Oh Coach Piquor of the week Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
Starting point is 01:23:45 I know, I know, I know I know, I know. Because the first one didn't really. Never, Coach Pete of the week, never forget who you are. Believe in your strengths. Stay true to your core. Distractions are the downfall for far too many.
Starting point is 01:24:10 I mean, how do you argue with that? Hey, if it's not working out, go work out. You want it to work out? go work out. All right y'all. Love you.
Starting point is 01:24:27 Peace.

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