Espresso - what's ur last meal?

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

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it's turning into a food podcast we're way too hungry not to you got one day left on earth What are you eating? One day? This is my mindset. I eat in pursuit of dessert. Everything I eat during a day is just,

this is all for the dessert. It's all for you, because you gotta have it. That's my mindset. So if I got one day left on Earth, I'm starting out hot. 10 a.m. pulls up to cinnabon.

I'm getting those six cinnabonds messy. Everything is add more icing. Everything is, can I have more hot fudge? There's no limits. Give me extra icing. Give me gobs of like reesees. They have those flavor cinnamon cinnabonds now. I'm having a stroke.

Guy hasn't had sugar in 75. days. I'm going Sinebond. Waiting for it my whole life. I'm going Air One pancake, maybe. If we got room. Then we switch it up. Cheesecake Factory. I'm getting the Truffle Tower cake.

Seven layers icing in between each one. And you pour fudge on it? It's my whole for you, page. It's all I've been watching. Might get the banana cream pie cheesecake. I don't know. Might take a walk on the wild side. Do I ever, though?

Nah. If you got one day left on Earth, you've got to stick to your guns. The big hitters. I might take a little walk on the wild side, though, with that banana pudding. God, it looks so good on the internet. They make everything look so good on the internet.

P.B. and J. On a honey bun for bread. Iced. In the air friar? But the icing's going to roll off of the side. That's fine. We put more icing on top. Big back behavior.

I kind of like a little I know this sounds crazy but a little piece of me wants to die like has anybody died from eating so much sugar in a day I want to test it

I want to get there I don't want to die but I want to like wouldn't that be crazy oh my God are you okay why are you in the hospital banana cream pie cheesecake

put me over the top salt and straw ice cream cake we got a list A running list. I have a Google Doc. Is this the fattest in history? Does anybody else like food more than us?

I'm always thinking about that. Do I like food more than everybody? It's just running circles around my brain. No bake cheesecake. You've seen that. I know you've seen that viral stuff on TikTok. No bake cheesecake trend. I got the Biscop cookies.

The no bakes are in the fridge. Dude, they're ready. Stick the Biskoffs in Left side's going to be strawberry rhubarb on top With a little Biscop drizzle God, you can't tell me shit The other side Undecided

TBA, he's got a TBA side of a no-bake container On the schedule We'll just see what I'm feeling We got the Beverly Hills cookies A staple, a staple, the best cookie I've ever had in my life wait it's that crumble shut up I love somebody that knows dessert ball

you know like if your favorite thing to eat is crumble cookies like oh my god I can't I can't talk to you I can't look you in the eye we're not the same can't get along with you

yes I'd still eat six right now and kiss you up and down but I just until you're convinced that it's not that great I don't know if I can, I don't know if I can hang out with you. I don't know if I can be in your presence. But if you did come to my doorstep with six crumble cookies,

I'd kiss you all down your back. I hate crumble cookies. I think it's a scam. They're playing us. In our faces with flavors of the week. Pink box. Oh my God, I walked by a crumble cookie. It smelled so good.

Overrated trash. But if you rang my doorbell and you had a box of, six crumble cookies. Ain't no way I'm not gonna lick your back. I'm licking the back of your neck and biting it like a tiger. And yes, I'm picturing a guy. Delivery for me.

I'm picking you up by the skin on the back of your neck and bringing you inside like a tiger, like a baby tiger cub. You set that crumble cookie box down on the kitchen table like a laptop. I hate I hate crumble cookie but I'd eat every bite. Every bite.

That's how down bad I am. 10.52 rolls around on the last day on earth. What am I eating? On your last meal? 1052 rolls around? Peanut butter cinnamon toast crunch. Might warm up some peanut butter.

Drizzle it on top. I'm a sicko. Come around. me with some cinnamon rolls in the next 24 hours. Get your ear nibbled. It's just amazing. I just have never won. It's, I don't know.

But like, it's been 75 days of not eating anything. But I'm like this every night. Let's hear yours. Last day on Earth. What's you eating, babe? Here we're up. Okay, last meal on Earth. Listen, I'm an Italian Greek

who has a severity. addiction to Chinese food. So I'm going, actually, no, that's a fucking lie. I like that he's like really thinking about this. No planned answers. Shooting from the head. I'm highly lactose intolerant, highly, to the point where it's like, it may, like, my stomach may kick off World War III, like, for real.

So, for fuck, like, they could use me as, like, a weapon of mass destruction if I had dairy. So, oh, I'm going ham. I am fucking soft serve ice cream, not the lactate brand, okay? That boy. Straight from Mr. Softie's fucking nozzle. No pun intended. Let's see. Oh, Big Mac with the cheese.

and a real slice of pizza, none of that like lactose-free vegan shit. Okay? Because if it's the last day on earth, I'm blasting off. I love that attitude. It is the last day on earth. We go to war on American soil. Wait, I thought you didn't talk about politics. We run out of bazooka launchers.

We run out of grenade launchers. We run out of grenade launchers. We got no more. What do we do? This dude, fill him up with a gallon of milk. Toss him. One guy's got his hands. One guy's got his feet.

Three, two. You know how you do your homie when you're like throwing him into a pool? Three, two. We fling him 200 yards into the oncoming soldiers. Mushroom cloud. Skim, baby. Oliver is back. So,

What I want for my last meal First, we want a Vanilla protein shake with actual Oreos and Twits blended in there. Why protein? I want to get two sausage biscuits from McDonald's two packs of grape jelly on each one And then we're going

to have... I think there's something wrong with me. Because I don't know if there... Does anybody get excited about like grape jelly like that? It's the people the people who know ball. The people who know food ball,

just no food ball. There's not, you just can't come, go up to a person on the street and be like, yo, grape jelly on McDonald's sausage biscuit. They'd be like, um, what are you talking about? I slap you across the face. Hold you hostage. Gun to your head, take you into McDonald's, and we both eat four of them. Some mimas. We're just kind of drinking that throughout the day.

And then, oh, and then for breakfast, more breakfast. We're going to get chila quillas with extra green sauce and extra sour cream. And then for the lunch, we'll have a large, no, a medium, must be honest. A medium pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni. And then we're going to somehow put in a hot dog in there with like bacon wrapped around it, mustard, and I don't know, maybe something crazy. I don't know else to go with it. And then, ooh, what else?

Oh, then I'm going to need some salmon. in my day. I love me some salmon, lemon salmon to be exact. And then I want a fresh strawberry cake from Safeway that has the whipped cream frosting, white cake with fresh strawberries in the middle. And then

more champagne to keep going for the day. God, I love that shit. Probably for like a midnight snack. Devour some cookies and cream, ice cream. That would be really solid. And then

Oh, we'll get like the sour trolleys. The worms are the peach drinks. Actually, we'll get both of those. Oh, and then what else? I feel like there's something else that I'm missing. Oh, and some pesto pasta. Oh, my God. It ruined my day.

And then I'll blow my brains out. Yo, all that food in your stomach dead on your living room floor. Oh, my God. What's the last thing she put in her mouth? A revolver A Glock With a side of I don't know

A Glock with a side of A Glock with a side of a No Um God dang dude People listen to like ASMR Like to get off That's just that whole voice message

Is what I listen to Oh my God I just really hold on I just need to put something Put something. People have sex to like music in the background. Let me put on something sexy for us to like get in the mood. I just turn this on. So what I want for my last meal, first, we want a vanilla protein shake with actual

Oreos and Twigs blended in there. Then we're going to get two sausage biscuits from McDonald's, two packs of great jelly on each one. And then we're going to have some. the meal says we're just kind of drinking that throughout the day. And then, oh, and then. Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait.

The beginning's my favorite part. Wait, oh, my God. The beginning's my favorite part. Wait. Wait. So what I went for my last meal first, we want a vanilla protein shake with actual Oreos and Twigs blended in there. God.

All day. That voice message could have been 52 minutes long. Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Then you end dead? Dirty talk before 10 p.m. Yeah, that's wild. Hey, Benny.

So my last meal, I'm going to start off with breakfast, which is going to be some French toast with eggs, cash browns, bacon, and some sausage links. I like this. Then I'm going to jump straight to what I call Linner. So I'm from Michigan. We have what's called a cony dog. which would be a hot dog with some chili on it, cheese, a little bit of onion, and some mustard.

I would have a nice brick oven pizza, a double bacon cheeseburger from five guys with some well-done fries and their malt vinegar. Wow. I would also have 20 boneless wings just smothered and a very unhealthy amount of garlic parm. also have some chicken parm, a nice seafood pasta. Then for dessert, I'm going to Cheesecake Factory to get a Reese's and Oreos cheesecake and a nice cinnamon roll from Cinebun. God, I love this guy! Shit ton of icing.

Pro, I think, man, you should hold hands and just walk through them all together. God! How come I actually pictured that the whole time? You're explaining your day? I was just picturing holding hands with you. In it like in a straight way. I'm just like, hey, bro, let's do this. Let's go.

That has very good taste. Very good options. I don't know. When I'm talking about my last day on earth, all the food I want is like kind of like trashy a little bit. But I mean, that's just what it is, you know? I don't really want like seafood pasta. You know, I saw like some people left DMs of what their last day would be, what they would eat for their last meal. And they said like muscle.

um shrimp and steak I'm like I I don't know that's like it's too too plush babe

I want like a Whopper Jr. with cheese little Caesars like stuff that you just oh you put some little Caesars in front of me

some crazy bread fire ass pizza and you put a lobster next to it. I'm going little seas all day. What are you talking about? Lobster? Yeah, let me do an hour of work for a big ocean bug.

Pizza, pizza. Pizza, pizza. I don't know. I kind of like trashy food. It's just good. It's just all I think about. Like when you're real down bad and hungry and starving, it's just always, the first thing I'm thinking about

is pizza. cinnamon rolls, cheesecake, cookies. Taco Bell, if they got something crazy going on. I heard Taco Bell is going to have CrunchRap Supreme with chicken inside. Not like grilled chicken. I'm talking about like popcorn chicken. Dude, when KFC drop popcorn chicken, the OG, it hasn't been the same sense.

Like, how come you can't get the popcorn chicken that KFC came out with in like, I felt like it was like 2001 popcorn chicken from KFC in that like it almost looked like a fry box with a little top on it and those things were just popping out of there. I was like, oh, greatest invention of all time. My dad still thinks he came up with it first. God, man. Dad's an invention.

Yeah, your grandpa used to own a KFC. I told him one day, hey, why don't you make a chicken nugget? Like, you did not come up with chicken nuggets. it's bro. But the OG KFC popcorn chicken, what happened to that? They just don't do it like that anymore. But I think that's inside of the crunch wrap at Taco Bell right now. Just saying, just saying, just saying. Never had five guys. Kind of interested. It's just never going to like when it comes down on your last day and I see a McDonald's and I see a five guys gonna make you to use a big mac

barely anything's beating that hey benny i'm gonna go pizza and cheese bread but really dave's had chicken i want to eat like 20 dave's sliders and a ton of dave's sauce like a cup full of just dave's had chicken sauce and then for dessert i'm thinking

like 10 Oreo McFlurries. Oreo McFurries are so good. You might have to. And I'm thinking anything cookie related. Like I'm going to be snacking on chocolate chip cookies all day long. The passion. Eating cookie dough all day long, eating it like it's yogurt, you know, just scooping it. Yeah.

And then lastly, I love a cookie cake. You know, the chocolate chip cookie that has the frosting on top, buttercream frosting. Oh my gosh. imagine a cookie cake layered like lasagna. Cookie frosting, cookie frosting. I just want to eat a whole one. Okay. Thank you. Love you. Bye.

It's the closest I've ever come to crying on this podcast. And I'm not kidding. You know when you get that cry feeling in your eyes and your nose make that like weird? You're like, oh, I'm about to cry. And you kind of can't control it. That's what just happened. Why hasn't there been cookie cake lasagna yet? thin sheet of cookie

icing thin sheet of cookie icing thin sheet of cookie icing and you cut into that and I'm not even not even with a knife I'm talking about like a putty knife you take that corner square out

you've never been more excited you're scraping you're evening out the lines dangerous game to play when you're trying to even out a cake I'll even out of cake for two and a half hours. I don't know where they went. I don't know where the cake went. What happened?

How many times did my mom make like a dessert and put it in the fridge for like work the next day? I'd take three rows out of it. That was for work. Oh my God. I felt so bad. I really did. I was like, I just took out.

Like my sister made brownies for like class one time. Oh my God. I think me and my friend ate them in 15 seconds felt so bad but they were so good dude eating brownies and brownies are better when you just are eating it out of the pan you know brownies like yeah pretty good

you like pairing with ice cream in a bowl that whole thing but when you're just like savage mode with brownies on the stove give your boy a spoon like let's go and you're just even and out boom line after line after line

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There's a little bit Ha! Gone before you know it. I love the passion in that voice message. You're so right about cookies all day.

Cookies kind of unstoppable. We're talking about dessert. Like throughout the day, cookies are unstoppable. You wake up. You ever have a cookie for breakfast? Like, first thing you eat, like on some, like, kid, you know what I mean? On some, like, year 12.

and you just wake up, it's summer. There's cookies in a jar from the day before. You're like, I'm just going to have a cookie. Hey, there's that piece of bread in the jar. Remember that? Yo, what? There's a jar of cookies on the counter and there's randomly a piece of bread in there.

If I was an alien and I saw that, I'd be like, what is it going on here? What kind of life? That had to be the first life hack of all time. Even as a kid, five years old, I was like, Mom, I said a piece of bread. She's like, just shut up. I was like, okay.

So did that piece of bread taste like cookies? It's always the butt of the bread too. Isn't that something, huh? The butt of the bread, the most disrespected part of the bread, everybody's giving it crap. And I like the butt of the bread. You eat the butt of the bread? Yeah, guess what it's doing.

Talking all that junk about the butt of the bread. It's hanging out in a jar of cookies. right now. Be careful who you talk shit about. Come back to haunt you. All of a sudden, you're sitting there as a ham sandwich.

Look over the butt of the bread hanging out in VIP. Eight cookies in a jar. What's up? I can't hear you. Got chocolate chunks next to me. Careful. Careful what you say.

Careful what you say. say the butt of the bread? It's got it made. People throwing that thing away? People throwing the butter bread away. I could never. Ew, I don't like it. You can do some magical things with the butt of bread.

Hey, do you eat butt? I do now. Oh, geez, come on. You ever make a grilled cheese with two butts of bread? Gas. I hate people. If you tear the, remember the kid? growing up who would eat a sandwich

and tear the crust off? Wow! Like, just be more of a brat, you know? If I, if I even attempted to tear the crust off of my sandwich,

I think my mom would open hand slap me across the face. Even on crustables, I'm like, I feel kind of like a brat buying these. Can I buy crustables? How about that? They just make crustables and it's just the opposite of an uncrustable. It's just the ring of crust around it with a little bit of peanut butter and jelly on it. Wood.

Let's keep going. For my last meal, I would want to perfectly recreate my very first meal living in my very first apartment. So I invited one of my buddies over right after moving every earthly possession that I owned. to, you know, from my childhood bedroom to the, I get my dear to an apartment three times that size, so it's pretty sparse. So we had to go to a Walmart and buy everything from pan to a spatula to a cutting board for crazy how you can do that. Onions and tomatoes.

And we made a cheeseburger. It was really nice. And yeah, I had a beer with it. So for my last meal, I want my very first meal and my partner. I love that. You know it was just the best time ever. You're eating a burger on top of God knows what, three crates. You're eating a burger on top of a surround sound system.

People even have those anymore? You're eating a burger on top of an igloo cooler? Yeah. Right. I mean, we gotta hang that up and... Oh, you know, hold a... It's a special night with a fat tomato on it. Tomato this big on a burger, don't care. Don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care.

Ew! This thick. Don't care, don't care, don't care. I don't like... Don't care. You can't tell me a tomato on a burger is making it worse. I'll just never agree. with you. But it's like the texture.

I'm so sick of texture girls. I like just don't like the texture. I just like you're a brat. I just like it's just like the texture you're a brat. You're spoiled.

Girls complain about the texture of a tomato and then they suck down a boba tea hit in the back of their throne. Slut, That's not, that texture isn't bad. You just deep-throated 82 boba balls.

You're talking about tomato texture? Babe. You worried about the wrong, you worried about the wrong tings. You worried about the wrong balls. Didn't make sense. There's never, there's not been one hot girl in the history. of the world that's liked a tomato. Never met one.

Show me a hot girl. She doesn't like tomatoes. Never been one hot girl in the world that's liked a tomato. I just don't. I will eat a tomato like an apple. How could you not? The tomato on a burger with the lettuce,

with the onion, and if you get a little mustard on that tomato, and the bun is grilled, Got a little, hey, just a little light swipe of butter under the bun. You know, the knife makes that noise on like a toasted bun? Burger looking good, juicy, not too thick. It's thin. It's not a smash burger, but it's like in between.

You cut that in half, separate it. Oh my God, that bite of the night. Drive you crazy. You're always eating that outside. You're on a deck. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Listening to someone?

Mm-hmm. Cicadas in the background. How do you not like tomatoes? The slander tomatoes get is just absolutely amazing. And the other things they're doing for you? Have a little respect. Ew, tomatoes literally. Meanwhile, deep-throating fries and ketchup.

Hey. Give me a break. I promise I used to... I just don't think they're I just think it's a normal thing I used to, and my dad used to do it too a full tomato like an apple take a bite

mustard ba-bba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba three lines of mustard another bite mustard on tomato I'm like yo this this is right here almost a burger

like all it's meat like meat and cheese and this and we're good I got half of it right here I'm Not a bad deal It's hilarious to think that Some people actually

Would say like a steak Like a T-bone Let me get the Medium rare, bloody I don't care at all I think that is the biggest joke If you're telling me your last meal is a steak I don't respect it

I'm telling you I would rather have a Big Mac Before I went was like Getting a steak somewhere I captain But really that just goes to show that my last meal is probably a domino's lava cake. All I thought of as soon as I saw this was sweets. So probably just the entire bakery of Publix, mostly cookie cake.

This is what I'm talking about. Yeah, brownies, like a chocolate cake with like the icing. And then honestly, like, queso and chips. Dangerous. Like, is this, like, so plain, but, like, so fire? Don't need anything else. I just cannot imagine myself sitting there and being, like, let me get sushi from, like, some really nice restaurant. Like, to me, it's like I'm eating the shittiest I've ever eaten.

And that's, like, the most ideal meal that I want last. I've never wanted to dapp up a voice message more just me and that voice message type shit type so I'd say oh yeah you mean the voice message type uh huh yeah bro hey good voice message hey yo good job out there

this is exactly what I'm talking about I don't know where your heads at where for cheat day for like Last meal ever, you want a steak? Be more boring. Steak. And people that like sushi, too, like I get it every once in a while. But your last meal, you want sushi?

Fall asleep driving to it. Give me literally. All dessert. I want the, I want the, dude, dessert is the bad bit. dessert is a prize you're eating food hey do you save room for dessert always want dessert

no matter how full you are you want dessert why wouldn't I eat that all day I just don't I don't get the I don't get the strategy I want a steak grow up I just I'll never understand like the whole thing about steak

it's good yeah but I mean last meal I feel like half a steak is just trying to figure out where the fat isn't. I'm like, I'm just playing a game of operation here. Every time I eat steak, I'm like, all right, this should be a good piece there. End up eating three bites.

I'm like, what the hell did I just do? Lovacake from Domino's, you say, huh? It's so Domino's to be like known for their lava cake. Domino's pizza. They just do everything but pizza. Everything there people love, unless it's pizza. I had I actually had a really bad pizza from Domino's one time still ate it because I was raised right

you can you can make me anything from a restaurant I won't even know it's bad somebody said they had I saw a TikTok and somebody was eating a Cinebin and they're like why is it tastes like this I would that wouldn't even cross my mind to say those words I could be eating raw dough at Cinebin and I'd be like this is it this right here

last meal give me all the sweets so thin mince frozen cookie dough ice cream cake cheese cake anything mint flavored love you that would probably be my go-to start off the day with some

donuts like donut holes that would be solid and then can never go wrong with a good baked mac and cheese or mac and cheese in general I know and then for the protein you can always do

do you even need a nice steak or chicken but definitely the sweets I'm going to eat the most amount of sugar possible possible with ice cream and frozen cookie dough I mean the guy gets it it's just it's the number one answer

frozen cookie dough huh frozen cookie dough how I think it's funny how remember people were like don't eat cookie dough like my whole life grown up it was like don't eat cookie dough and it was like so dangerously good to eat that you were like what remember the whole roll your mom used to buy like a roll of it it wasn't like chopped up individually for you to make cookies easily it was like a roll of cookie dough don't eat it you'll die

I literally thought if I had two little like helping, two little like spoonfuls of that cookie dough, I was going to die in the garage. Found dead in the garage for meaning two spoonfuls of cookie dough. The way they drilled that into our head. And now they're like, it's edible. And now I'm like, I don't want it. They made cookie dough all safe to eat.

I'm like, nah, I need the fear of death for this to be good. Everything I eat, I need to almost die. Now we're talking. no hey wait is it would it kill me if i had no all right i don't want it if i'm not going to be found dead in the middle of the street for eating it kind of don't want it frozen cookie dough he said something else that was kind of sexy too oh do we know or have we thought about what the best donut hole is. It's like a

four way tie or something. If donut holes were running a hundred meter dash, they would all cross, they would all hit the tape at the same time. I'm like, I can't pick. I cannot pick.

There's not one. Okay, you might like one a little more, but there's not one that's worse. Out of like all, okay, there's like, there's like, OG, which is like, how you beating that? And then there's powdered sugar and you're like, Jesus Christ.

And then there's a cinnamon ones. Oh my God. And then there's a chocolate ones. What do you do there? I'm like, I can't even, I don't even know where to start. I guess OG would win. But like, damn. And then you just got the cinnamon one sitting over there?

I don't know, man. I don't know. Has anybody ever thought about that? I'm just so excited to have donut holes around me. Like I would never, I would never be able to pick a winner. I'm just happy to be there. When there's donut holes there,

I'm just happy to be there. Hey, just grateful to be in your presence, guys. Yep. Mm-hmm. All equal, all fair. I love each of you. Just happy to be here, boys.

Can't pick, I cannot pick, because the powdered ones, everybody's had like a moment with each donut hole you know I don't really know if I'm gonna like this one you eat it and you're like and I'm thinking about the chocolate one because I'm like if I'm gonna if I'm gonna like

if I'm gonna let one go I was thinking about chocolate but I had a moment with chocolate donut holes and they were warm and they were like not even donut holes bro they were like clusters and I was like damn I've never seen them like this before and my homie was dipping them in milk.

And they're, oh! And now I think it's the best one. I can't, I don't know. And I know there's some I'm forgetting too. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Types of donut holes. Donut holes might crack the, like, bro, they got the ones with the jelly inside.

That seems like those shouldn't be allowed. Classic glaze, powdered sugar, cake-based. That's the chocolate one I'm thinking about. The cinnamon. Oh my God. The original ones are just so fire. And then the cinnamon ones? Dude,

you ever have, oh my God. You ever put like two cinnamon donut holes in your mouth and you like are choking, but you're like, if I die, I die. Yeah,

if I go out like this, like, who's really that mad? You know how they don't really explain how people died? I really want them to start doing that. How do you, like tell me the specifics.

It's really embarrassing. He tried to swallow three cinnamon doughnuts out of time. Wasn't ever heard from again. I'd be like, wow, me for real. Under the obituary comments, me for real. Oh, yeah. He suffocated because he was eating four powdered sugar donuts at one time.

Yeah, and he, too much powdered sugar. Found him dead two days later. Comment, first comment. Me as fuck. Me for real. Me for real. So me. Could be us.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, my God. Oh, no. He passed away so young. What happened? He was eating a powdered sugar donut. It just clogged up his throat. He just inhaled too much powdered sugar.

and it got in his lungs and he just collapsed. First comment. Could be us. Oh, we'll die. Last meal. An hour left. Tell them. Anything I want.

I love this. Dude, this is espresso voice message for play right now. Hold up. Bro's putting on a clinic. Hold on. Hello, hold on. Last meal. Uh.

An hour left. Yeah, tell them. Anything I want. Yeah. Give me. Yeah, the pauses. Two lobster rolls, one hot, one cold. Whoa, hold up.

The best lobster you can find. I need a couple tacos. I'm thinking carneasada. Bro's got taste. And pastoral, but one crunchy, one soft. From the best taco truck or spot I can find. I'm getting a Ben and Jerry's ice cream and a cheesecake on the side. He's dropping details, yo.

I'm going to go grab me some, like, Sour Patch Kids or those watermelon fucking candies that are delicious. Yeah. Um, I'm a smack. I'm smacking us, right? Easy. And what are we going to finish it off with? We're going to do, man, dude, it's a hard one. I know.

All I know is that lobster rolls are number one priority, last meal. Fuck, bro. Give me some, give me some fucking. Love this guy. oysters on the half show. Take a couple of those down. Come on. I know you got more in here.

Come on. It's honestly how I can think of right now. I mean, I'd say give me everything, bro. Just line it all up on a fucking table. And let me just stuff my face buffet style with whatever the fuck. I'll eat anything, bro. But take every fucking restaurant. that's amazing in this world

put every main dish on a table and feed me it and then give me a moscow cocktail on the side three of them four of them I'm just picturing

a table full of food in your mouth just like this at the end of it that's how I'm trying to be oh my god one last picture before he dies you at the end of a table. Secret Cohen.

I loved how, like, you went from, like, elegant, like lobster roll, like, carneasada, tacos. And just went right to gas station food. That's what I'm talking about. Like, the contrast,

like, you're not, you're not just going on one wavelength. You know what I mean? You're dipping down. Dude, when you start talking gas station food on your last meal, that's how, I know you're a real one.

Let me smack a Sprite. Nothing's ever made me want to Sprite more than that. Smack a Sprite. It's really the only way to drink a Sprite. I've never like casually drank a Sprite. Every time I drink a Sprite, why am I playing on a blacktop basketball court? Sweat running down from my face.

I have a cutoff on for some reason. I'm in New York City. It's 94 degrees at, Rucker Park and I'm just oh geez you know when you it's always a Sprite in a bottle you know when you uncap a bottle of Sprite

it's like what what the pressure in there the most pressure I've ever felt in my life opening a Sprite you uncap it you can just see it's like a genie came out of that bottle

how much pressure was in there is a am I about to get it wishes? Oh, no. Oh, that's just a sprite. Never mind. That first sip of a cold sprite, your whole entire face does that Drake thing, your ears pop out of your head, your face splits up. It may not mean nothing to y'all. That's what happens in my head every time I drink Sprite. Smack a Sprite. But understand nothing was done for me. Pss.

I love just in the middle of the meal. Just mid, hey, hey, hold up. Intermission. bring in the sour patch watermelons. That's a crazy poll. The people that like sour patch watermelon candy are like, you've got to really like them. I respect you. I wouldn't pick it because I like them, but I just don't like them that much.

Like you get sour patched watermelon candy, you have to eat like 60 of them in that bag. I'm like, there's no other thing going on in this bag. It's just all the watermelons. people are like, hell yeah. I'm like, whoa, that's a lot of the same candy. You know, with the Sourapatch Kids,

like, at least you're getting, like, all these different flavors. Dude, Sourapatch Kids are so lit. They kind of, like, aren't, they should be bigger than, they should be, they should be bigger than Skittles. Don't want Skittles here that. Get my ass B by Skittles.

And they should be bigger than Starbursts, too. I just don't think they're around as long. But Sour Patch Kids are like, In that yellow bag, the name, like that they're better. Are you going to pick, are you going to pick,

are you going to pick, are you going to pick, and starburst? Skittles are sour patch kids? Be real. Look yourself in the mirror. Ask yourself that question. Before you go to bed tonight,

ask yourself that question. You walk into a gas station. They have three choices. Starburst, Skittles, Sour Patch Kids. You're not going to grab Sour Patch Kids? All I need to know about you

Who slept on Not even slept on But it's just like I think we should be talking We should crown Sour Patch Kids king You said something else too Oh yeah when you do eat a good taco It doesn't really

Happen that often You know Every taco I eat I think it has the potential To be the best taco I've ever had Can we agree on that? a little bit. Every taco I'm about to eat.

There's not a thought in my mind where I'm like, this isn't going to be number one. You know what I mean? Every time I'm about to buy a taco, I'm like, this is it. We're about to relive that one taco moment. Every time. And it's always like a 7 out of 10 or a, you know. But there was one time when you had a taco and it was a straight 10 out of 10.

No notes. across the board tens absolutely like every flavor in it was hidden evenly and you kind of couldn't believe what was going on like the one time you took a bite of a taco in your eyes you could like

sometimes I eat something so good my eyes almost pop out of my head I'm like never forget it it was after the Indy 500 so I was just like not even a person. My brain was just not even working. I was starving.

And I went to this taco place, Condado. I walked from my apartment to Condado. Got like three tacos from, they have like, I feel like they have like 10 tacos on the menu that they're just like, these are our 10 tacos that we like freestyle make. Like the, you can create your own too. But I just picked like the number eight or something.

I was like, I don't really know. I'm just going to go with what they got. it was so good. I walked back to Condado two more times that day and got it. Like got three tacos, walked home, and I was like, those were so fire. Walked back, went home. And then for dinner, I was like, I gotta get those again.

Walked there, went home. Went there like the next weekend, try to do it again. Tacos weren't the same. I was like, what did you guys do? Change the recipe? Fired up, man. I'll never experience it again, but it was that one taco.

moment. Everybody's had a taco moment. And every time you're about to have a taco, you think it's going to live up to it. Ever does. Still good, though. In case, big tacos listening. Big taco. Oh, geez. What up.

Yeah. So, if it's the last day on earth, what am I going to eat? I don't want to be dreadful here, but I'm, I'm not going to be able to eat shit. Come on, dude. I'm not going to be able to physically even eat because I'm probably going to be such a fucking nervous wreck that all I want to consume is probably a volume

and some peptobismal. Because if I know that I'm fucking dying. Good take. Or the world's going to explode. I ain't enjoying no fucking fetichini O'Fredo. I'm going to be sick to my stomach I'm going to be shitting and I need to cope with that

so give me medicine that will keep me sane that's why they always say like death row like when people are on death row is the last meal like who the hell is enjoying that freaking lobster and steak dinner

when you know you're about to die I ain't fucking eating anything I'm going to be sick to my stomach come on kind of a crazy move the world ends to I just still think I would I think I'd eat like 72 donut holes and be like well I mean We're all going out. It's not like it's just you

You're not gonna pop one piece of cheesecake for you go. What would you actually do on the last day though? Last day on earth. What are you doing? What would I do? I would honestly This is such like a you guys already know know what I'm about to do. I'm just going to act like it's the best day in the world when I was in seventh grade or something. Because that's when it was, that's when, that's when, that's when it was half. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to play video games. I'm going to eat whatever. No responsibilities. I'm going to go to the mall. I'm just going to live every moment. Just like, I'm going to go to an arcade or something. Definitely not going to watch a movie. That's

why I think movies are crazy. I'm like, I'm not wasting my time on that. Time is valuable. I might go, I might go play like laser tag or paintball or something, you know. I mean, we're all dying. So it's like, am I going to see my family? Like, I mean, I'll see him when we die. So I'm not too worried about it. You know? Eat an ice cream bar, like in a pool or something. I guess. This is just a stuff I did when I was a kid that I was like, man, that would be so sick. eat a laughy taffy in a pool go back to the mall just goes to the mall 72 times on this last day on earth fine with me sounds good to me

I'd buy some shoes probably I might try to go to ooh you know what I do you know I do all this in preparation and then I'd go to like an amusement park at night I'd go to like six flags with like fresh like the best fit on that I just got that day and just spending money at six flags. You know, you go to six flags,

but there's always like, I don't want to buy that food because it's like $75. I would just be buying it. You see somebody at Six Flags that you like really envy that has like a big soft pretzel or a huge ice cream cone.

Soft serve up to the sky. And you're like, man, I wish I was them. I would just be them. It's so crazy when you go to amusement park. You run into so many different types of people. And you see so much different, like, swag and, like, everybody's different styles and stuff. At least that's what I thought when I was a kid.

When I was in, like, eighth grade and I went to Kings Island, I saw, like, a hundred things that I wanted to buy when I got home. I was like, oh, he's wearing that hat. Okay. Like, it's a good place to, like, see, like, I remember I saw my first all gray Toronto blue Jay's hat and I was like oh had to get one I was like I'll just do whatever for that somebody's wearing like a hood somebody was wearing a jersey

with a hoodie under it I was like oh I never even thought thought to do that like you just see different stuff yeah I would do I would do it all and then at night I would go to six flags it's fun to go to amusement park at night dang almost got sad

it's really been my dream my whole entire life to go to like Cedar Point or like six flags or even like low key Disneyland on Halloween. How hard would that go? Like part of me can't even believe that they're open on Halloween. The first time I heard that, yeah, it's crazy. Like, because I thought you could only go to amusement parks in the summer when I was a kid. That's just some things, some stuff you think when you're a kid. And it kind of makes sense because you're only going to amusement parks in the summer.

Dude, we used to go. Oh, my God. Yo, every summer. It was like the best three summers in a row of my life. And this isn't even that cool. But to me, this was Super Bowl week. Going to my aunt's house. Funniest uncle in the world lived there. Nicest house.

You know when you walk into like a really nice house and the AC smacks you across a face? you're like, yo, we have arrived. And it smells like, they've been taking care of this place. One of those houses, two staircases. I was like, this is unbelievable. Who lives here? Does 50 cent live here?

I was like, Cheryl Crow must live here or something. This is absolutely crazy. Everything nice, neat. you know, and somebody's, like, when you go to your, like, aunt and uncle's house, you know, like, I feel like this doesn't even happen anymore. You go over to your aunt and uncle's house for like a week. They're just having you there and everything.

They're, like, expecting company. Oh, oh, you know? Because, like, there's, like, air fresher in the bathroom. They don't normally do that. They're expecting you guys, you know, you're staying for a week. They kind of put on a little bit. Trying to impress you. You walk into the kitchen.

There's, like, snacks made. It's too kind. You're just too sweet for that. They've had dinners planned. On Thursday, I was thinking we could go, and then we make wings at home. It's that kind of a, I'm telling you, the best summer week of my life.

Funny uncle, finished basement, pool table. Yeah, oh, there's a pool in the neighborhood. You guys can just, it's just, I'm like, and you guys live here? Oh my God backyard has a soccer goal in it

your other cousins are staying there with you so they're coming yeah and on Thursday we're going to Kings Island I will rip my shirt off and scream to the sky till blood runs down my chin

and Uncle Dan's gonna be there yep mm-hmm he said he's firing up the N64 for you. I'll rip my nose off. I'll pull my nose off of my face in excitement. And we're going to Kings Island. So one day, like the,

and I still am like this, you're going to Kings Island the night before I can't sleep. I cannot sleep. I've got a fit picked out from the Nike outlet back home. I'm saving this for a rainy day. you know what I'm saying? The Nike shirt, fresh and clean white. The shorts to match.

You've never put it on before. I'm saving this for Kings Island Day. Yo, I'm going to look so fly. Riding the Beast. Kind of thrown up and being scared the whole time. Oh, yo. And then, like, so in the summer, I was like, all right, yeah, amusement parks are only open in the summer.

It's the most fun I've ever had. craziest thing. You know when you're driving up to an amusement parking you can see the roller coasters like popping up over a bridge? You're like, oh yo! Oh yo! That's the one we saw on the internet! We saw that! That's it! That's way bigger than I thought. Oh my god, I don't know if I want to go on that anymore. Oh my god, come on! Okay, maybe, maybe, maybe. Don't be a chicken! When you can see the roller coasters on your way to the amusement park, it's It's up there. It's almost like when you see the presence under the tree

and you didn't like two hours before. You're like, oh, turn into a dog that just got its tail stepped on. Oh my God, the amusement park feeling. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Last day on earth, I'm eating a lot, playing video games, going to the mall, getting a fit, putting it on,

getting the homies, going to six flags. and continuing to eat you wait in line with your boys you can't tell me you've never been that's when you're the funniest mm-hmm yep you can't tell me you and you and your four best homies

in line for some roller coaster that's the funniest as you guys have ever been in your entire life it's just the perfect situation even if your dad's in there like even he's like yeah. You know, he's like in with the jokes.

Your sister. Somebody brings their girlfriend. It's just like, you're part of the gang now. It's such a good time. Never had a bad time at an amusement park. Even if I got like broken up with and had a seizure, I'd be like,

well, hey, at least I had that soft pretzel and I was wearing that shirt I bought at the mall earlier. Had a seizure. Hey, at least I had the fast pass, right? Just keep going to.

Gun to my head. Aliens are pointing the death beam at planet Earth. Setting it up. I like this. I'm going with Iguodaga. No, I'm explaining. But for real, though, I'm going to have to go with the Jamaican red peas and rice, man. Really?

You know, with the Jamaican fried chicken. And we got to go a little oxtail with the gravy. Yeah, mine. Wow. Exotic. couldn't be me salute though you gotta have a little different flavor

you know not everybody's eating trash on their last day I get it now I get it now I get it now ox tail I'm just not I'm too I'm too suburb for ox tail you know I'm to movie theater candy for ox tail I'm to concession stand

for ox tail I'm too I saw my friend's dad get ultimate nachos at a baseball game one time and I can't stop thinking about how much cheese are on those nachos instead of ox tail.

Sometimes people get nachos that look so good. I'm like I'm literally like you're going to finish those? Like you ever really thought like not even as a joke. You know that's a joke like the joke at a restaurant. Hey, you're going to finish that? Oh gosh. Jesus. Like sometimes

I'm really like dog. If you don't finish those, I will punch you in the face and throw you over the fence. You will be on the baseball field in the outfield with a black eye if you don't finish those nachos because Lord have mercy. And I'm like, dude, how about when somebody buys nachos like at a baseball game or something and you just, you're looking at it like it's like a naked girl. You're like, they look that good. And they know you know. And they're like, hmm. You want one? You're like, no, I'm good. putting up the exposure.

Are you taking a picture of my nachos? No, no, I'm texting somebody back. Portrait mode. Portrait, Siri, can you? Portrait mode? You tag him on Instagram and post it. Did you just post me on Instagram? No, no, I'm just, I'm calling somebody back at, hello?

You're obsessed, yo. Putting it in your, your album that you look through before you go to bed. No, no, no, I'm just, I'm just, uh, I'm checking the weather. I thought it was going to rain. Add to Album. Things I watch before bed. I can hear you.

What are you talking about? I'm on the phone. All right. This battery is going to die. Jesus Christ, I love this podcast. Gosh, I love you. The answers are just crazy. Everything I expected.

Cuckuckoo C cringe moment of the week. Oh, this is a bad one. this just flew through my head when I was cooking. It's always when I'm cooking or like washing a dish or something that I'm like, ah! If you ever hear me just scream like I got stabbed in the ribs, it's because I'm thinking of something cringe I did. Ah!

Oh, no, he's good. He just thought about something cringy he did with a girl one time. Oh, no, he's good. That's like my Tourette's. Ah, God! What's wrong? Nothing. I just thought about something I said to a girl one time.

Alright, so I just felt this girl I dated kind of every girl I date. I feel like I'm just always on the rocks, you know? I'm always like fighting for my life a little bit. Like it's never been like a comfortable position I've been when dating a girl. I'm always like, I better like prove myself for that. Like it always kind of feels like that and it shouldn't, I don't think. But there's always a little bit of pressure and I probably make it up in my own head. But there's got to be a reason I feel like, I don't know.

Hey, that's neither here nor there. Hate it when people say that. But I was like, I want to impress her. So I know exactly what we're going to do. I think it might have been her birthday. And like this is, this is a, I was the best, I'm telling you, I was the best boyfriend. This girl would talk about something and I immediately put it in my notes.

Like, brr, she would talk about like three weeks ago. God, I want habachi. I was like, Pr, locked in. Next time is date night, girl. Be ready.

The day rolled around. I was like, I'll pick you up at eight. She's like, Frew wet. I was like, don't worry about it. Just be ready at eight.

Get dressed. Be ready at eight. I'll pull up. Oh my God, really? See you at eight. Pull up. Gets in the car.

Where are we even going? Remember, you said you went Habachi like three weeks ago? Oh my God. I know a spot. I pull up. I do my research. I pull up at the mall.

And it's at that moment where I'm like, I hope I'm right. I'm like, just come with me. Come with me. Come with me. I know a place. Don't worry about it. I got it.

I'm like being all super cool, confident. Like, yeah, babe, don't worry. Just trust me. we're walking through a mall parking lot she's wearing like a dress and heels I'm like kind of dressed up too like starting to get a little nervous we walk up to a Benny Hana

and I'm like this should be lit right not knowing that it's like the Applebee's of Habachi like we're getting closer and closer I'm like I think this is like lit right we look through the windows there's people in there

like wearing jerseys and stuff I'm like oh my God I'm like we should still like and she's like I don't know I think we're like too dressed up like she's like wait I know another like I know another place we can go I was like oh my

dude when you set up a date with your girl and she's like I know another place we can go instead mission failed dude I thought like they talk about Benny Hana and like rap songs and stuff. So I was like, yo, this is about to be like, I'm about to be dropping some bread in here.

This dinner might be like $300 or something. Like, but I'm locked and loaded. I'm ready. I saw somebody in there with an Edron James jersey on through the window. I was like, oh, Lord, I don't think we could. Oh, Jesus. They have like TVs at the tables. We drove to another place, ate there in silence for 40 minutes. I was like, when we take pictures of you?

She was on her phone the whole time on the way back. I was like, so ice cream. When we give back? I love you. Cicca, cringe moment of the week. National Days of the Week. Tadda, days of the week. Thursday, today.

Sloppy Joe Day. Underrated. Yep, it is. But when it's time to shine, Sloppy Joe Day never disappoints. It's just the guy you can count on, you know? Sloppy Joe's. It's always such a curveball when it gets thrown at you.

You're growing up. What are we having for dinner? Sloppy Joe's. You're like, oh, okay. Whole night changes. Sloppy Joe's? Because you're not only getting sloppy Joe's, which are pretty exciting.

Because it's almost like burger night a little bit. It's like Sloppy Joe's are our burger's cousins. Like when they see each other at like family get together, hey, oh, uh-huh. Yeah, I saw you. Yeah. Uh-huh. You were with macaroni too.

Yeah, you know, me are in macaroni too. Good to see you. You got their little handshake. They do this one. Slopie Joe's and burgers at head. at a cookout. So boy? Yeah.

Man. It's dope when Sloppy Joe's... Yeah, when you're having Sloppy Joe's for it because you know what's going on with the sides too. Sloppy Joe's... Sloppy Joe brings his boys with him. He's got a whole entourage. His OG number one homie though?

Macaroni. You don't see Sloppy Joe without macaroni. They're dogs. Don't ever see one without the other. What's up? Macaroni does his thing sometimes, but Sloppy Joe, you won't see him outside about macaroni. Got my dog with me. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

And if it's not macaroni with him, it's green beans. That's the posse. Sloppy Joe in the middle. They're posing for a picture. Sloppy Joe night. Sloppy Joe's in the middle. Macaroni on the right. Green beans on the left.

Like this. Macaroni's doing that? Greeny's doing the other point. Slopy Joe in the middle. That's a fire dinner. But nobody really talks of it. Nobody's number one food is ever Sloppy Joe. Burger gets all the shine.

Sloppy Joe really is the, the J.C. Chazze. You guys knew I was about to say that. Sloppy Joe is the J.C. Chazze of dinner. Like, damn, it's good. But it doesn't really get that much respect. Mm. Mm-mm-mm.

Nobody, you don't even need to put anything on a sloppy Joe. One time I went to my friend's house, they had Sloppy Joe. and I was like, whew. And why does it just sound kind of good? Sloppy Joe's when you're a kid, you're like, ooh, sloppy Joe's.

Like, we're going to have fun tonight. I saw my friend's dad. Over at my fat friend's house. Now, he's not fat, but like the house, just in general, like they just, they ball out. Gotta respect them. They just lived, they knew how to live. My family, we didn't live.

We were like always just bang bang We would have got carried away, I think So I went over to my friend's house He had a PlayStation Their chairs had like comfy seats They were eating whatever they want That pantry at my friend

Different bro I'm talking about There'd be a willy nilly Meatball sub on the counter What Cheetos next to it I'd be like I would blink and eat that If that was at my house

We had Sloppy Joe night At his house And his dad slapped a craft single On top of it Before he put the bun on Just talking to me like normal Oh yeah, yeah And then you said you're

Oh, okay So you're in Mrs. Norris's class Oh, I see, I see He puts it on top Puts the bun on top Mm-hmm Well I heard that's what he said

and they have carpet in their classroom I was like you just changed the sloppy Joe game forever you can do that cheese I was looking around when he was doing it like is anybody seeing this everybody else was acting normal just eating their food I looked at the dog the dog was like I was like yo exactly bro you know what I'm saying

that's crazy. He just put a slice of cheese on that sloppy Joe. The dog was like, right? I dapped up the dog. Crazy's moment of my life. Oh, God. My friend said, put cheese on his sloppy Joe. Who. Why don't they, hey, why don't they put sloppy Joe's like, here we go.

I'm thinking about doing a podcast, what's your best idea ever? Johnny C had one the other day put arcade games where we need them the most Put sloppy Joes on Like drive-thru menus Am I tripping? Is this already happening? But like

There's certain places If they had a sloppy Joe It would kind of crush for a minute Like it might turn Wendy's up a little bit If they're like, yo we got a new We got a sloppy Joe Oh wait what? Yeah, and we dropped a new fry.

We got potato wedges with it. And we got macaroni, too. It all comes in a combo. I'd be like, I mean, damn, I kind of got to, I gotta go check that out. No place has ever really, even a restaurant, do restaurants have sloppy joes? Or is that just like a thing we just made for dinner?

Um, there's this place in Austin, Texas. It's a restaurant called Longhorn. They have really good sloppy joll, so I don't know what you're talking about. Shut up. It would be some Texas shit though But you know what I mean? Like a mainstream sloppy Joe

Where are they doing that? Where they do that at? Burger King drops a sloppy Joe all of a sudden Or like can a boogey grocery store chain Drop a sloppy Joe? You know how everybody goes to Publix Like for the subs? Like what if Whole Foods was like,

Yo we got a banging sloppy Joe like can't miss? I'd be like, ooh, that's what they're known for? Sheesh. Airwans got the smoothie. Whole Foods got that sloppy Joe, bro. Like a cheat day item. Like I gotta get that sloppy Joe from Whole Foods with the cheese on it. Different.

All right. Friday. Nurses Day. Think of the worst. Think of the worst girl you know. Nurse. Whoops. Think of the worst girl you know

Dude and it's always like some lady It's always some lady you're like And then you see her walking around And she's wearing like scrubs And you're like of course Jesus And it's not like a It's not like a

Oh man I you're saying nurses are the worst They know they're the worst Like this is not breaking news Nurses know That they're bad people think of the worst girl you knew in college that girl I wouldn't if I are you

she's a nurse now bro wasn't that girl that was like on the floor at that party she's a nurse now that's the girl that like the dance we went to like she's a nurse now

she's a nurse now not saying all nurses are like this yeah I am Saturday It's just 100% A, hey, hey. Fax, no printer. Saturday.

I'm an earth and I find that offensive. Well, slap me and kiss me about it. Saturday. Ravioli day. Ravioli not getting a lot of shine on the Italian menu. Ravioli. God, but didn't it look good in that chef boy R.D.

can't tell me that didn't look kind of good my dad used to pop ravioli from the chef boy r d can and my dad's like an Italian guy like been eating like like even now like I think Italian food is kind of out because it's just all carbs I'm like there's no redeeming quality to any of this really like I don't know like it's all just like very like

what do I do with all this pasta I don't know. I can't like wrap my head around it. Like I used to eat it when I was a kid because it was fire and like my grandma made it and like Italian food. But now I'm like, I mean, what the hell am I doing just eating a bowl of bread? My dad is about that still. Like cheat day for my dad would be like just spaghetti and meatballs for real. Like he's like Italian like that. Like it's really crazy.

I'm like, that's what you're going to have? He's about it. And at that level of Italian, I'd expect him to be like, Chef Boy R.D. My dad, I swear in our, in our pantry at my dad's, I think there were 72 cans of Chef Boy R.D. Ravioli. And my dad would just, and I promised I think he would drink him.

Like, like it was a soft drink. That's how he treated it. We had so many Chef Boy RD cans. I think my dad was just popping the top because sometimes I had the polter out and just six raviolis throw the can away. My dad was just drinking ravioli.

We had so much. One time I went into the locker, I went into the laundry room, seven cans of ravioli by the dryer. I was just like, this is it. This is his Mountain Dew. This is my dad's Diet Coke. There's always six floppy,

cheese ravioli in the can with sauce all stacked up smothered in the chef boy rd can pop top

put it in a little bowl maybe warm it up for literally 15 seconds don't even have to warm it up bang bang bang gas I think my dad

I would not put it past my dad if he grabbed two raviolis like on a two hour like road trip and just gone whatever

there was so much ravioli and then you got the beef one beef one was kind of good low fat dude so many green cans the green cans were low fat I kind of want one now god ravioli was good

you kind of can't mess it up that cheese one I gotta get going Sunday Proposal day Girls don't like boys, girls like guys who proposes them in the middle of the woods and act like they don't know what's happening. So, it will always be the funniest thing to me.

When a girl gets proposed to and she's like, it's always this. I'm like, you, you had no idea. You didn't think for one second he might do this. In the woods. Yeah, we just always get so dressed up and go to the woods for absolutely no reason that I didn't even see this coming. Like, babe, you're amazing.

Can't believe it's still happening. In the woods. Give me a break. Photographer trailing them the whole day. Like your girl wouldn't notice that. Like your girl went in big through your emails

four weeks before that and look up to and from. a photo like your girl wouldn't see the email from the photographer in your Gmail four weeks before you went to the woods all dressed up

I literally had no idea wait this photographer has been five feet behind us the whole time taking pictures I didn't even hear or see him oh my god I got my nails done to go to the woods the other day I always do that yeah

okay hey get your nails and let's buy a new outfit we're going to the woods on a bridge in the woods Larry Leigh Larry Clay Larry Kut

All right I gotta go I'm talking too much shit But you know what I'm saying Guy says you know what I'm saying 72 times on a podcast Whoa he broke a record All right Coach Pete quarter of the week

Here we go Got a couple of them Got a couple of them When committed to excellence, self-discipline is your strongest asset. When committed to excellence, self-discipline is your strongest asset. And will, without a doubt, be the key to your long-term success. Without a doubt. What was the one the other day?

Courage is the number one separator between average. Do you ever think, like, you know, this stuff is like good to hear but there's never been there's never been one person in the history of the world that's ever failed from it like blah blah blah

when committed to excellent self-discipline is your strongest asset and well without a doubt be the key to your long-term success okay okay yeah put it on the locker room wall blah blah blah blah but like you think about the most disciplined like guys but they're always like

doing it You got to be crazy, babe. You've got to be crazy. Nobody wants to be crazy. Except us. All right, fam. Dope. Voice messages.

I love you guys for you. I'm going to cry. But this weekend, tap in. I'm eating everything I can get my hands off. All dessert, 72 hours, Friday through Sunday. See you next time.