Espresso - what's your REAL favorite smell?
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let's get to the question
espresso
So question of the week.
Been holding off on this one.
It's just one of those.
It's one of those everyday questions.
I don't like the everyday questions.
I like the,
oh my God,
I never really thought of that questions.
Everybody's talked about their favorite smell.
You know what I mean?
Everybody has one that you say publicly.
But what's the real one?
Dude, we got some people that just DM,
answers for question of the week.
I don't know why.
It's just, it doesn't really make any sense,
and it's not really fair.
And it kind of hurts my soul,
but some people just don't leave voice messages
because I don't think they know the game.
And that's okay.
But I had some interesting ones DM'd.
And every time somebody DM something in,
I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo, leave a voice message, please.
But they just don't.
some dude said baby hair
what
baby hair
I don't know man
it's just babies just still
babies smell weird
everything smells
I don't know I just feel weird
smelling a baby
I've heard that before too people like smelling babies
what's a what's there's something wrong there
something doesn't add up with me in that
you shouldn't be able to smell babies
this is a little kid here puppy
baby hair
what's that even smell like just Johnson and Johnson
some girl said car exhaust I knew the car stuff was coming
I knew we'd get a lot of gas
gas is the OG best smell ever
my god and some for some reason it's a lawnmower gas smells good maybe because you're
seconds away from blowing up your whole entire handoff every time i start a lawnmower i'm like
well i'm going to die but at least the grass will be short just just half of it i'm going to die
but at least the side yard will get cut how have i not died three thousand times while
cutting the grass. Sitting here at my childhood
home, looking in the backyard where
we used to cut the grass. Grub City.
God, I can remember cutting
the grass out there for my first time, and I think
my dad made me redo it three
times after that.
You're missing spots.
What's this?
What's this?
But I swear to God, in the moment, I was like,
yo, I'm killing this. You know,
the first time you cut grass, you're like,
bro that shouldn't let me out here
the first time you cut grass
you're like
I might start my own business
Benny's mowers
like I could just put
I couldn't actually try to do this
I try to put my lawnmower in the back of my mom's Jeep
and just ride around to houses
and cut their grass
I made flyers on Microsoft Word
15 bucks a yard
come on
all because I wanted Madden
dude
all I need is a little motivation
and I'll get it done man
it was just gonna be me and my friend's business
I was like yo I got a genius idea
made the flyers probably everything spelled wrong on them
call my house phone
my friend would
his mom would bring him over and we'd just cut the yard
dude we could put your lawnmower in the back of my mom's Jeep too
hand delivering them in mailboxes that's hustling babe
hey didn't get one call
I thought I was so good
I was missing spots dude
I was missing spots
yeah lawnmower gas smells good
when you prime it I didn't know how to work so I'd prime the lawnmower like
62 times that little red
you can hear the gas
I was like
pull the cord still doesn't work
Jesus Christ
gotta get your mom
she doesn't know what to do either
lawnmower seconds away from blowing up
it's fun time
God man
I don't think I've cut grass
and like
all you talk about is grass
like literally this is four podcasts in a row
All you talking about is grass.
I can't stop.
I don't want to stop.
I'm a...
I'd actually probably...
I'd probably pay somebody to cut their grass.
Hey, you know what?
Here's a hundred bucks.
Just let me out there.
So let me prime and pull and get running.
You know?
Let me just...
Let me hit that side yard.
How much?
How much?
Can I hit your side yard real quick?
See a little bit uneven terrain.
Let me just...
Let me just get out there.
A guy with a grass fetish.
Please, please, please.
On his hands and knees in front of your house.
Let me cut it!
I won't touch the front yard.
I won't touch the front yard.
I won't touch the front yard.
I'll cut the ditch where you can't even see.
Please.
Kind of a good workout.
Cutting the grass?
I mean, you're getting your steps.
You're pushing.
Drive, drive, drive.
You might as well just start.
You might as well just, when you cut the grass,
you turn into an offensive lineman
when you think about it.
Race hit.
Hands inside, elbows tight.
Let's go chin up, drive, drive.
That's pretty much what you're doing
or you're cutting the grass.
You're literally insane.
It's a good time.
It's a great time.
You ever cut the grass when it's raining outside?
Ha ha.
literally stop talking about grab
Holy dot it
Does it matter if it's raining or not
Nobody's ever told me
There should be driver
There should be lawnmower ed
Like driver's ed
There should be lawnmower ed
There should be eds for a lot of things
Driver's ed
Yeah pretty important
There should be like
How to self-checkout ed
They should have that class
They should have lawn
mower clash should be a thing.
Because, like, you're just expected to know
how to how to operate machinery
that can just slice all your limbs off.
Yeah, he's 12. Get him on the mower.
Jesus.
All right.
I'm in, I got bare feet out.
I got bare feet
and it's pouring down rain.
I'm in the bathroom.
I'm an idiot.
I'm in the backyard, just ripping that thing up and down.
Clean lines, babe
I'm starting to sprint because I think it'll work better
Like if I sprint with this lawnmower
I'm just getting this done quick baby
We're not missing grass if I'm sprinting
It's pouring down rain
I'm like I'm gonna die soon
What the hell?
Can you cut grass in the rain or not? Nobody knows
nobody cares
this is another one
DM'd in
and we'll get to the messages
I promise
well you just shut up
and get to the voice messages
is like the purpose
of the podcast
you just keep like ramp
shut up
Ashley
sorry
here's another one
hot tar
oh I've never heard it
I've never heard that
God it's
so true, man. Oh, my
God. You smell some
tar getting laid on the
side of the road?
Oh, yeah.
You're in a carpool of people that you don't even know.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
It's so
good. Why does it smell
so good? It's like a relief when you
smell it. Because you're like,
half the reason hot tar smells good, because in your brain, you're like,
yeah, you should have paved that
six years ago. I got three flat
tires on this road.
You see that, you see that,
what is it called? That, like, roller
thing? I always want to get under
one of them. They always get under them in cartoons
and they flatten them out. How come I can't
think of the name? I know you're thinking of it
right now and you're like, you're literally stupid.
What is it?
Heavy. I'm typing this
in heavy pavement.
Roller to figure this out.
God, I'm an idiot.
Asphalt roller.
That can't be what it's called.
What is this called?
It's really called pavement roller?
It's really called a pavement roller.
I know there's a better name for it.
But that thing, bro, when I see that thing on the side of a road,
oh.
Oh my.
God, the way I just want to
operate one of those.
Flatten it all out.
So level.
So even.
Nothing like it.
Oh, yeah, daddy.
Oh, I'm so sorry, guys.
Sorry. This is what happens when I smell hot tar.
Jumps out of the car, rolls in the tar.
Like a dog.
in the cold mud
doing snow angels
tar angels
god
still can't think of the name of that thing
how about like
oh my god
dude how brand new
I remember I
this pissed me off
I remember
I was in like eighth grade
it's always in eighth grade
all right hey
it's one of my brain
was the highest functioning
it's ever been
and I still failed I step
but um that's a whole other story that that's a cringe moment when i failed i stepped
what's i step shut up i'll get there when i failed i step okay one time my my school thought
they were so cool and brand new when they j when they paved the parking lot around the school
oh my god you would have thought we had an entirely new facility the whole new school
well the pavement well the pavement i'm like how much of that cost a thousand dollars to
pave the parking lot bro they thought they were so cool oh my it was so annoying it did kind of
give the whole school a better look though it's like you put makeup on a school you know
Ooh, the pavement's black?
Ooh, new yellow lines.
There's nothing sexier than those parking lines.
There's nothing sexier than new freshly painted parking line.
I can't talk.
There's nothing better.
The new freshly painted parking lot lines
on new asphalt concrete.
Hot tar.
I don't know if it's called asphalt,
concrete, I think it is.
It's the makeup for the building.
It really is, man.
That yellow line, and you know what color?
That's not even yellow.
That yellow line on the pavement,
that's not yellow.
It's the exact same color as macaroni gold.
That's like a cheddar cheese line.
I love those lines.
I'm like that
like if you don't think
a macaroni
every time you see
that yellow pavement
line I'm like
what do you
what's your brain
where's your head even
where you
it's your head together
and then the
handicap blue
bro that's the most
electric color
I've ever seen
popping off that black
who
stuff like that gets me
hype
it's a little things
babe
it's a little things
is this like a pavement
podcast? Is this a construction podcast?
Pretty much.
And you did like, dude, it's a hot new, brand new pavement.
When you're a kid, you find a, man, I remember the school behind our house.
I'm looking at it right now.
They went all out on the pavement.
I'm telling you, just brand new.
It felt like when you stepped on it, your foot kind of sunk in.
and then it rose back up
it was like one of those
mattresses
what are they called? God, I can't think of anything right now
mattress firm
now that's the money laundering place
uh, uh
mattress, mattress
god damn it
Temperpetic
oh my God,
googled to find that word mattress dial mattress and i spelled mattress wrong both times new pavement
it seemed like it was temperate you put your shoe in okay what's your first thought when you see
that pavement we got to get some roller blades we got to get roller blades i don't care i don't care what
we have to do to go get them or where we have to go i don't care we have to roller blade on this
pavement right now. First thing I think of, I think it's the first thing everybody thinks of when they
give me a scooter. I need to almost took up skateboarding because the school behind our house got
fresh pavement for the summer. Oh my God, what a feeling. Might be the job I would have had in an
alternate timeline. Pavement guy. Tan, construction hat, neon vest, standing on top of a steamroller.
Oh, you finally thought of the word?
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
All summer, I'd have a tribal tattoo.
All right, let's get to the voice messages.
I didn't even type it in yet.
This guy's insane.
Oh, we got a lot of them.
We got a lot of them.
Mommy likey.
Two days ago.
Hi, please.
Post me and almost lead, I am looking for love of my life.
I am gay and it is against my country.
They kill people that are gay.
Please, I am bottom.
I'm looking for marriage, relationship with a top that is sincere.
In Europe or Canada, America, but definitely not in Africa.
Please help me out.
it is you please note that I am physically challenged I am using wheelchair I really need love of my life please I will give you my email communicates to me through my email please I really need love of my life I am in my 30s I need love please genuine love please help me help me out please I'm begging you
I found my type
Oh jeez, come on
I mean
Speaking of handicapped spots
I know where I can park
Oh Jesus K
Hey
It had to be a prank, right?
We can do prank calls on here
It's fine
It's fine
I like a little desperation
Not gonna lie
Probably
Probably
Logistically not gonna happen babe
But
Well desperation kind of hot
Not gonna lie
It's rooster
Chlorox wipes
Fuck yes
Stick them in my nose
I sniff those all day
In elementary school
Whoopsies
That's why my fucking brain
Just leaking out of my ear now
I'm paying the price
you ever just feel like you just forget everything ever
every time you wake up
this whole podcast
my bed um and then uh
the Pirates of the Caribbean ride
in Disney
I know guys everyone's gonna stay relax
and everybody wants
that is probably what Johnny Depp's armpit smell like
just euphoric heaven
and they're like oh fuck we gotta put this on the ride
it's definitely not what pirates smell like in real life
though they probably smell like
butthole, but that's fine.
You know, they had a hard life.
But, um, tires too.
You know, and beer.
Beer honestly, some, some beer smoke.
Fucking fire that slaps me in my ass.
Guinness, a good Guinness.
Yeah, guys, it's gross.
Guinness is fire.
I got it, dude.
That's so funny.
What smells good about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride?
Oh my God, do you say Caribbean and not Caribbean?
What smells so good about that at Disney?
Because I know exactly what right you're talking about.
It's one of the main memories in my head from 2004.
Because you know why?
Because I thought we were outside the whole time.
We were inside a building.
I was like, oh my God, it's a beautiful night.
Those stars are just light bulbs on the ceiling.
Dude, I do remember it's smelling like,
You know what?
It did smell like the water in the pond at a put-putt course.
It smelled like that.
And I was like,
I can get down with this.
Play a lot of pup-pup bag in my day.
Was the first thing he said?
Chlorox wipes.
Yeah, pretty good.
I don't know.
They smell a little.
I associate chlorox wipes with I got to do a bunch of crap.
You know what I mean?
I got to do a bunch of chore.
I got to clean this whole floor on my hands and knees.
So I don't like it as much.
By the way, we're ripping through this podcast.
We're going.
all right benny i got something for you love this guy give me the gasoline smell you're at the gas station
and you're just oh just breathing that gas smell in i love it so much i remember telling my mom that
when i was a kid that i loved that smell and she told me it used to be even better when she was a kid when i had lead in it
Lead in the gasoline
I need that lead bag
Put lead back in the gasoline
Man, I want to smell that
If you're telling me it's better
Anyway
Another one I got
Oh come on
Talk to me dirty
Is that smell when
There's a home being remodeled
Or built
Oh new house
There's that dusty, chalky
You know fresh
Two by four wood
And drywall combo smell
Give me that
inject that into my veins.
Give me that smell eight days a week.
Chalky.
I love it.
Anyway, keep doing what you're doing, Benny.
Hope to see you come to Omaha at some point, maybe the funny bone.
But yeah, love the show.
Bye.
God, I love you, bro.
Try to do a show in Omaha one time.
Sold 13 tickets.
Had two weeks till the show, and they were like, hey, bro, we got to cancel.
And I was like, don't blame you.
Um, gas, yeah. I knew it was going to come up. We knew. We all know. We all know about gas. But have you ever been such a little freak that you accidentally, accidentally splash some on your hands? So you got gas hands all the way home.
Oh, dude, one time, uh, girl, I was dating in sixth grade. Sixth grade. You always talk about literally middle school. It's the best time of my life, Ash. What do you want me to do?
uh she she filled on the way to school her dad drove her obviously and she filled up the gas tank
like as a sixth grader and got gas all over her
hardest thing i've ever smelled in my life oh my god i'm so sorry like i filled up my dad's gas
tank this is so stupid and like I got gas all over me and at the same time I was like
You've never smelled better
Oh my God, that's so weird
That's so crazy
I can't believe if you fill up your dad's good
Trying to hug her and stuff
Like 45 times that day
Come here
See ya
She's like a second period
I just miss you
Oh my god
Gas is so good
Wait, what else did he say? Hold on
You like can't remember shot it
Two by four wood
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Anything
Any construction
Why does it smell so pure
The whole Home Depot
That dude that wood
wood lane wood alley
give me all that
home depot candle
where's it at home depot
you're supposed to be like the
hip hop the hip
warehouse
hip construction place
home depo
candle for Christmas
doong dong dong dong
don't do don't
I love you bro
thank you for the kind words
I love the smell
of a thrift store.
I know how good the thrift store is
by how stanky it is
and I love it.
Yo, I never thought of that.
God dang it.
What is that mixture of smells
and why is it all smell the same?
It's the same smell
but like different volumes.
You're like it smells like dust
like a little bit of cigarette
like just people's
oh my God.
Yeah, it is kind of a good smell
when you walk into Goodwill, you're like, all right, this feels, this feels like, uh, it feels
natural. You walk into a vintage, oh, yeah, yeah, you walk into one that's like a little too
pricey, doesn't really have that smell. You're like, what am I doing in here? What is this is in a
thrift store? Those are the Hollywood thrift stores that smell like that. The high end ones,
I'm like, this ain't a thrift store, bro. Smells way too good in here. Bro, you walk into a
thrift store in Indianapolis, Indiana
on a street where
there's police officers at the gas stations
you're gonna find some heat
why do you keep talking like that?
I don't know.
You ever just realize like how
you really kind of don't remember anything
and your memory is just so fucking bad.
Day-to-day memory.
And you never really, like, kind of learned anything.
I don't remember anything, dude.
Does anybody remember anything?
Is this how everybody feels?
I have to write so much stuff down.
Oh, my God.
And all that's in my head.
It's my whole life.
It's football and, like, movies, probably.
Uh-huh.
And Benedict fucking Pelosi.
Love you.
And then, um, dude, I am a proud AMC Stubbs member.
So, what's up?
And, uh, I, I, that, yeah, the premiere shit.
And, um,
It's actually a sick deal because you pay like 25 bucks a month for, like, the Adobe.
You can get any format, yeah, of the movie.
You can get that Adobe shit, which is already like 26 bucks a ticket anyway without the fucking premier membership.
And you can see like four movies a week, which is fire.
And that's my therapy.
That's what I do for my mental health.
I escape reality.
That's a good idea.
Did he say the AMC thing?
Yeah, true.
Is this how everybody feels?
I have to write so much stuff down.
And all that's in my head
is football and like movies probably.
And Benedict fucking Pelosi.
I just want to hear him say that again.
Dude, I am a proud of AMC Stubbs member.
MC Stubbs member?
Ah, man.
Yeah, I could buy into it.
I just don't think there's enough movies coming out to see.
there's a good movie
like once every four months maybe
that I'm like okay
but some of the previews
I'm looking at
before I see the movies
recently I've been going to kind of like
scenes of movie I'm like
trash
I guess I'd watch it though
now that you can bring in
whatever you want to the movie theater
and they don't even care
anything
you can bring three
full-sized luggage bags
into the movie theater
Nobody bats an eye.
Yeah, it's a nice place to go though.
Yeah, a lot of football in my head.
It's everything that's in my head is stuff when I was a kid.
Like from 2000, like, from 2012 till now, like, I kind of know, I don't know what I've been doing.
I don't know what I've been thinking about.
But from when I was born to 2011, I remember everything.
Maybe because it was like, it was like more just you live in life rather than like, oh, I got to do all these things now.
Probably kind of sad.
Starts crying.
Don't judge me, but I would say farm animals shit.
Animal shit.
It's not even funny.
Like, that's it.
Like, it's really good.
You know?
I'd like somebody walking on the wild side, but
animal shit.
I don't think so.
I can't.
I'm trying to think of one animal shit that I would like,
and I don't think I do.
I just think I'm going to get it on my shoe.
Like dog crap might smell.
No, it doesn't smell good.
Because every time I think of it,
I'm like, is that on my shoe?
Does it smell? Doesn't that suck?
When do you get dog crap on your shoe and you're walking around?
You're like, oh my God, it's definitely on my shoe.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
You feel like such an idiot.
You feel like, oh my God.
Then you got to scrape it off with like a wood chip from somebody's yard, poop all over your hands.
I'm like, what am I doing?
That's when you really start questioning your life when you're doing those little things.
Scraping poop off your shoe, dude.
I've never been so frustrated in my life.
Those little things that you hate.
when I'm washing
mustard off of a bowl
that won't come off
I'm like
oh my God
what am I doing
my whole entire life
lifting weights
every time I do a rep
what am I doing
but that's how I feel
every time I get
dog poop on my shoe
which happens at least
once a year
and it's worse
in the grass too
it's just caked on the back of your shoe
you might as well throw them away
they're never going back to normal
you get brand new shoes step in dog poop
I'm like those are just dog poop shoes now
those are your like grass cutting shoes
your shoes get demoted
to grass cutting
after you step in dog poop
that's where it goes goes to grass cutting
and then it goes to
these just go in the garage for four years
then to the thrift shop
that's why it smells like that
hmm
you know
sure I got a huge with a three
be, babe.
You ever think about how
like vacation time is insane, dude?
It's like you gotta work your
ass off for like a week's time
just to not be able.
Just to spend time with your family.
Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you today.
Can I just have a week, a couple days off?
Just a couple days.
Just come with my family for Christmas, please?
And then sometimes your boss can just be like,
no.
That's crazy.
We need you here fucking sending emails
pretending to work in your fucking little cubicle.
And then the time that they reject
When you're there, nothing's happening, dude.
They didn't even need you there.
They just rejected it because fucking the Lord only knows why, just despite you.
And then you're like, some jobs don't even get vacation or sometimes you just get a week for the whole year.
What?
And sometimes you can't even call out.
One of my voice, I'm like, yo, just call out.
You know what I mean?
I'm that guy.
I'm like, just call out.
We'll do whatever.
Fuck it.
And then he's like, I can't call out.
I can't call out.
I'm like, what do you mean you can't call out?
What does that even mean?
There's like, no, I have to be at work.
I just can't call up.
Dick, you can never just have an emergency and not be at work.
What's happening?
It's true, dog.
It's really weird.
I started swerving all my family holidays and stuff because of work.
I was like, what do you want me to do?
I got to go.
It was kind of better to work on, like, December 23rd and stuff.
kind of a little secret that everybody already knows
but I just figured out
because that's how my whole entire life is
oh everybody already knew that
okay
like if you take off like
you can do PTO on the
on the weeks that are in the thick of it
oh man that's that's the way to go
and then keep like
your day like December 23rd
before all the holidays
because nobody's working then
like your workload's like two things
because everybody's like,
Hey, Christmas.
And you're just in the office eating cookies
with like one other person
that didn't take PTO.
Kind of sick.
Kind of sick.
Everybody already knew that, but yeah.
Oh, what else did you say, bro?
What else did you say?
The week?
For the whole year, what?
And sometimes you can't even call out.
Oh, that might be a question of the week right there.
what's the
wildest reason you called off a work
or what did you say
when you called off of work
I gotta make sense of it a little bit
and one time all my friends
were hanging out
it was like the Avengers assembled
of my best friends in college
and they're all coming to my apartment
him from
you know my best my roommate
everybody's home oh he's coming over
dude oh those girls are coming
Oh my god
Those are like the cool girl
Oh no and he's out of town
So we have the
Everybody could sleep here
Like it was just gonna be so sick
Like my other roommate was gone
So we had like a big open like air
It was just so
And I had to go to work at the mall
And I was like
Oh god
I got a 430 to midnight shift
All my friends are here
Like right now they're here
And I'm like getting
I'm putting my work clothes on
my work shoes work lanyard in my pocket and i was going to stop off at my my house like my mom's
house first before work because i was going to like eat something or something like that i got to my
moms and i was like guys don't know everybody said all my friends are hanging out like i really
don't want to go to work my mom looked at me and she was like i mean it is a mall job like have you
called off before and i was like no and she's like see what they say and i can't
lie. So I just called my boss and I was like, yo, Brian, dude, I can't come in. And he's like,
what's up? And I was just like, I can't. Like, I just, I can't. He goes, all right, that's cool.
Dude, I hump the phone's so fast.
It was a pretty good night. It was a pretty good night. You know, when you go from work,
like with your friends hanging out, happy, got to go to work to walking in 20 minutes later, like,
Hey, they don't need me.
Yeah!
Dude, it just gets so much better.
They didn't care that much that I came back, honestly, but I did.
Everything got a lot better for me.
That might be a question of the week.
So I considered a few options here, but I think the clear-cut favorite winner for me is the smell that a good humor ice cream truck used to make.
like you would hear that faint jingle in the distance growing up
and as it got gradually louder and closer
you'd start to get that whiff of the diesel fuel
mixed with the sugary sweet treats
and it like bottle that up in a cologne or Yankee candle
and just let me bathe in it
like it's just an instant instant memory trip back to the late 90 summers
like yeah that that diesel fuel
mixed with the ice cream.
It's just unmatched.
I think I didn't like the smell as much.
It didn't hit me as much
because I knew I could never get any of that
any of that ice cream.
I was just like, forget that smell, bro.
I don't even want to smell that.
You know, you see the ice cream truck?
I'm like, I'm not even going to ask.
What are the chances, dude?
The logistics are too hard to figure out.
You've said logistics way too many times
on this podcast, but like I got a run in
Oh, there's the ice cream truck. I got to run inside. Ask my mom for money. That's going to be a whole thing trying to, where's the, now you've got to find the money. You got to scrape up 35 cents, hoping that there's something cheap enough on that menu. That's 35 cents. Go up to the, and by the time I like get the money in my hand, it's like already passed in my, and I'm like, I don't do it. Now I got to stop this guy. Who is this guy?
I never successfully
I don't think I ever approached
an ice cream truck
I was too scared
sorry I got nervous
how come you never came up to
dude how come I never did
half the things in my life
too nervous
you never
you're supposed to take me on
too nervous
it's not because I didn't like you
or I didn't want it
I was just too nervous at the time
just cute guy
fuck
man he really
threw an L in there, didn't he?
It's a great word.
Let's just think about the word,
not what it's associated with.
The word cock.
God, it's a strong word.
Think of like a rooster or something, you know?
So it's not gross, but the word cock.
God, dang, it just feels good to say it sometime.
Cock!
You know?
Because it's kind of bad, but it's not at the same time.
It's literally a, it's a mascot.
It's South Carolina's mascot.
He put a straight up capital L
before the CK.
C-O-C-L-C-K.
Can you say it for me real quick?
Yeah, just one sec.
Cuck.
Why are people doing that?
There's so many words people are just random.
throwing ls into you ever hit both I'll take both with an L why calic let me see that
oh there's some animals on your farm yeah we got horses we got cows and we have one
why dude did he just eat 14 bananas before he left this voice message I want to make sure
there's everything in my throat
eats three bananas
ready to rip
cock
banana throat
he's got banana throat
he topped it off
of a gallon of milk too
just to make sure
it was extra messy
in his throat
cock
dude I swear to God
cock
oh the dude hasn't swallowed
in three months
you know what I want to swallow
though
cock
the smell of cheap metal zippers
like the actual zipper itself
but then the whole chain
that goes up and down the whole sweatshirt
it's like this cheap metal smell
but I can't stop smelling it
I love you for that
God those are the weird ones I like
I know exactly what you're talking about
but I got to disagree on this because
I know it smells good
but it makes
makes me think I need to wash my hands now.
And I'm like, ah, my hands already smell like an ashtray.
Bro, I even walk by some cheap metal zippers.
Dude, my hands just smell like a, I held 50 pennies all day.
Ew.
Disgusting.
Just stuff like that makes my hands just reek.
The button on your jeans.
I'm like, there we go.
I got to bud in my pants, got to wash my hands right after this.
Old copper.
Yeah, Benny.
Old copper finger.
Uh, I love the smell of fucking gasoline, bro.
My dog.
Gasoline.
Filling up at the pump.
Take it out.
Drip a little bit.
Oh, yeah.
He knows.
He knows the game.
That's the shit right there.
He knows the game.
That in lumber.
The lumber section at lows gets me bricked up.
Can't lie.
But yeah, and maybe Sharpies too.
God, I love that.
He is such a dog for that, dude.
Putting a spin on the tap.
It's a real talent right here.
That's what people say.
Oh, my God, you're so talented when you can, like, paint something upside down.
When you can, like, sing.
You are so talented.
This is talent.
This is talent right here.
He's two.
I'm fine.
That's my kind of talent right there.
I don't care what you can paint.
Do you hear him?
You hear him?
The subtlety?
You hear that?
And maybe Sharpies too.
I'm fine.
Yes.
It's my guy right there.
Should be in the Olympics.
Sharpies, yes.
But if you want to get real dark and dirty,
you ever smell rubber cement?
Go to Michael's.
pop open some rubber cement, you will start crying because of that.
I know my artsy, fartsy people out there now, but for those that don't, bro, rubber
cement, we used to have some on deck in our house because I don't know what project my sister
is doing.
You take a whiff of that, I swear it deletes half of your memory in your brain, but it's worth it.
Rubber in a little jar, should be it.
I think it, it's like, it smells so good that, like, I don't think it should be allowed, kind of.
The smell behind my ears.
Well, how come that's what I sound like all the time, this lady or guy?
The smell behind my ears.
Dude, that's literally, that's what I say when I wake up in the, in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.
The smell behind my ears.
I would say that in the middle of the night.
the night. I would finally
be sleeping next to the hottest
girl and I'd wake up in the middle of night
and say that. The smell behind my
ears. And she would hear me loud and
clear and be like,
uh,
what?
Smell behind my ears.
Let's see what we got cooking back here. I worked out
this morning. I haven't taken a shower, so this should be
needy.
I got nothing.
But also can't smell
very well, especially stuff like that.
fine i'll leave a voice message finally but you gotta you gotta smell frozen cardboard oh like the
under side of an ice cream carton this is it i'm telling you you're welcome
why does that smell so randomly good uh uh you walk into like a uh free of walk-in cooler
I'm like
dude
all these boxes
there's some
some going on
I got to know
the chemistry
with cardboard boxes
why do we
kind of just
adore them
you know
why are cats
so obsessed
with cardboard boxes
that
like that's all
I really want to know
when it boils down
to it
just like
son
at the gates
any questions
yeah
why do cats
like
cardboard boxes so much and how much peanut butter have I eaten?
You don't want to know about like if we landed on the moon or the dinosaurs or like
your body or like anything that's happened in the past.
How come that didn't work out?
No, cardboard.
Explain it all.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, the way that, like the, I need to know all the, everything about it.
How you fold the box up, the physics, the chemistry.
what's it even made out of actually
and how come every time
my grandpa helped me move
and he put a bunch of stuff in a box
and he did that one fold on top
or one of the flaps goes in
one of the flaps goes over the top
one of the other flaps goes in
and one of the flaps goes there
you got to put the flap under the flap
how come that works so well
how come that worked better than an actual lid
you know I'm talking about
that box top
clothes operation
that your grandpa did
and you're like
dude my grandpa hit that
I was like I get it
save some for the rest of us
Gramps
he did the
put the flap of the top
locked it in
I was like
yo
this guy gets bitches
dude
I get it
okay
all right
don't do that around my girl
I swear you close a cardboard box
without tape around my girl
hey
not my girl anymore
she's yours
you know I'm talking about
like it took me like 12 years to figure it out
I didn't do it for like three months
forgot how to do it
whatever that is
it's the sexiest thing a man could do
easy
the fresh smell
of a welding
factory
it's just when you walk in
it's just in your nose and it's like
ah
I think I liked you more
than what you said, you know?
Easy.
The fresh smell
of a welding
factory.
God, he sounds... It's just when you walk in,
it's just in your nose and it's like, like,
ah. I don't think I've ever walked
in a welding factory.
Man,
those guys got to really put on, like, a whole
entire suit to weld.
Yeah, you know it smells good.
If they're wearing a whole face mask,
I believe them
dude anybody that's foreign
I just automatically believe
I feel like they don't lie as much
as like just American people
am I like so off about that
am I getting played right now
before like that guy is
I guarantee he's the most genuine person
in the world
just by hearing that
just keep on
what up
dude that's signature style right there
he's got it
13 voice messages
voice messages in
I finally realize
dude
when you hear this
you're about to hear
some facts ready
so the smell that
what up
so the smell
that
highly
satisfies me
is you know
when you go to the dentist
and you're about
to get your teeth cleaned
oh my god
and they use that
like power drill
electric toothbrush
that smell
when they dipped
that little toothbrush
like in whatever
flavor you want either bubble gum or mint and they start brushing your teeth you get this smell
of like electrical with like minty or like bubble gum and like that electrical battery smell
mixed with that little scent dude i don't know but i i like it you know you can probably
replicate it by a electric toothbrush it might not be as strong because that you know
toothbrush at the dentist is like super powerful
but the electric smell
with the little minty smell
and you can taste it and smell it
that's just satisfying man
for a minute
I thought you were going to talk about
the smell when they drill into your tooth
now that is a smell I can't describe
maybe that is what you're talking about
when they drill into your tooth
and it smells like it's burning a little bit
but I'm like
what is that smell that's like bone
that's like the bone smell inside my rotten tooth
I think my teeth smell like crap
because you have Gerd
okay we got we know I had Gerd
actually it came up a couple times during this podcast
all right
I had a really bad situation
with the fluoride treatment one time
got nervous in the dentist's chair
first time I was 14
didn't know what to do with all the fluoride
and so
I didn't know you gotta be kind of like
like you gotta be there a couple times
you gotta be a vet at the dentist
to know how to suck it
and you know
you gotta get kind of good at that
with the water and then like I'm a pro now
I swear they nobody
I don't think anybody sucks better than me
at the dentist don't think so
hit me with the water
I'm good dude
I'm like it's like a pit crew in my mouth now
but the first time I went didn't know what to do
didn't I didn't want to ask
I didn't take I didn't take dentist ed
how am I supposed to know what to do with the floor
you know no one's telling me any of this stuff
so I just swallowed all the fluoride
I guess
you can swallow this stuff right
it's a dentist you're not going to kill me
I was like okay cool
I guess that's what it is right
had a basketball game an hour later
never never felt more sick in my life
dude on the way to the basketball game
head out the window like a dog
because I thought I was going to throw up at every red light
slobber just streaming on the car behind me
I don't know
sorry I just I just swallowed a paint can worth of fluoride
yeah
About to play the A team over here at Beach Grove.
Yep.
We'll see how it goes.
Every red light.
Gasoline.
It's like pumping gasoline at the gas station.
One more gasoline.
I take off all my clothes.
One more.
Here we go.
And we've got four more voice messages.
Pretty good odds.
With perimenopals, your buddy order changes.
And I've become obsessed with my new boob sweat smell.
I love foreign people.
I just know she's being serious.
Dead serious.
Boob sweat.
What's a body?
What's some body stuff that I kind of actually like to?
That's really gross.
um it's it is it is sweat
uh you know dogs have a point
when they start licking your legs and stuff
because one time I was sitting down I just let my dogs have it
going to town on my legs
sandpaper tongue
and I was like what does he like so much
did I like run through a field of maple syrup or something
why is he licking my legs this dude he was
dude so much salt
And I think I licked my leg one time after I, like, went running or something.
And I was like, I mean, kind of tastes like a little treat.
I'm not going to lie, I'd be licking legs, too, if I was a dog.
But he wasn't stopping, bro.
It was actually insane.
Dogs will do anything for food.
That's the only reason they love you.
My bad.
Why did I say that?
It's the only, it's the only reason they like you.
Dog's brain.
Food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food.
dog sees a fly food food food food food food food dog sees you maybe she'll give me food
they don't actually love you sorry so weird why do I say that
I love it
haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh the shit this thing's gone
this guy, man.
Bro, the All-Stars are back on.
We got the stars in for the pod.
It's your boy.
Delta 88 from the passing your seat.
Love it, dude.
Last time you left this podcast, I was sitting right here.
Love it.
I said, last time you left this voice message.
I'm an idiot.
Three weird smells I have.
Not one.
I got three for you.
I had to leave you a voice message for this one.
Yep.
I know you got them.
The first one, gasoline.
I love the smell of gas when I'm pumping it or I'm sitting in the car and somebody else is pumping gas.
Just something about it.
I don't know, man.
I love the smell of gasoline.
Secondly, talc.
I don't think that's a weird thing.
I think, you know, going to the barbershop, especially back in the day, getting a nice scissor cut from,
the barber when I was in grade.
Three, three weird smells I have.
Not one, I got three for you.
I had to leave you a voice message for this one.
The first one, gasoline.
I love the smell of gas when I'm pumping it or I'm sitting in the car and somebody else is pumping gas.
Just something about it.
I'm completely.
I don't know, man.
I love the smell of gas.
gasoline. I'm naked.
Secondly, talc.
I don't think that's a weird thing.
I think, you know, going to the barbershop, especially back in the day, getting a nice
scissor cut from the barber when I was in grade school and he would sprinkle that talc on the brush
and then brush me off.
Yep.
Man, that smell was so good.
And the last one, now this might be a little bit weird, but this takes me way back to
when I was a kid growing up in Philly in a row home where, you know,
there were 25 houses attached to each other.
Yeah.
And you basically shared one big-ass roof.
Single mom house.
But the smell of tar, I would wake up in the morning and I could smell the tar.
The tar truck would be outside with a trailer where the tar was in there heating up.
And it would just be covered in tar.
The whole thing would be black
But that smell, man
I don't know what it is
It just takes me way back to when I was a kid
But there are my three off the top
Off the top
Happy to call in again
Looking forward to calling in more
Been catching up on all the pods bro
Loving the pod as I always say
Next time you're out in the East Coast man
Philly New York area
You know let me know
Let us know
would love to come out with the wife and see you.
We're big fans, as I always say.
Keep crushing it and looking forward to the next one, brother.
I love you, dog.
Guy means so much to me.
That's a real fam right there.
Oh, yeah, I'm naked now because that's a 19th person that said gas.
I knew it was going to happen.
It happened.
We're here.
Is this what happens?
It's part of the game.
Part of the game.
hot tar fire i always want to know like every time i get a haircut i'm like what is talc
talc no one ever talks about it i always see the product on the counter of the barbershop guy
and he uh never uses it i just read it the whole time you know when you're like getting a haircut
you're just like looking at stuff for like way too long i'm like i looked at this bottle of talc for 10
minutes no idea what it was never uses it is it what they clean the stuff with because there is some
shop spray that
they disinfect their
clippers with
that that smells like home
bro
it's almost one of those that you can't replicate
either
I sprayed on my clippers
sometimes after I like trim up a little bit
and I'm like I'm cheating it right now
like it's just I should only be able to go to the barbershop
to smell this that that is a that's an A1 answer right there
Let's keep gone.
Okay, so this is going to be so weird and so random.
But, I mean, I guess that's what you're looking for.
I like it already.
I like the smell of my earwax.
Yeah, me too.
It's not your typical earwax smell.
It's very, like, strong.
And I don't know if that's okay.
I actually plan on getting it looked at because it probably shouldn't smell like that.
But I do like, like, it brings me, like, I don't know.
just satisfying to me it's a strong smell like my ear wax you know it's it is green it's so
strong i am going to get it looked at you know as i said however i just i wouldn't want to lose that
smell um but yeah i like the smell of my earwax i thought i was the only one and i know you've
tried to eat it before i know i know i know i know it's gross you're literally discussing
what the hell is this you got to
smell it though if you're not smelling your ear wax like what kind of person are you you just go you just walk
around with your eyes closed too you you take a cute you know you haven't been in there in a while
you swab it out it's caked who put honey on my cue tip oh my god that came from me
can't blame that on anybody right there that's all you babe that's a you problem i i've got the
strongest smell it dude there's something going on with my earwax
been saying it for years i need to get my ears cleaned out maybe i'll put on my christmas list
just put a suction thing in my ear i want to see them scoop it out of there it was my whole
ticot algorithm for like a year don't know what happened but i want it i want it bad
okay hear me out they have to be clean like right out of the shower but belly buttons
i've never met anybody who else who's admitted to loving that that smell
Belly buttons
I only like it
because I associate it with the sensation
of cleaning out your belly button
what is that
somebody explain that to me
cleaning out your belly button with a Q-tip
and hydrogen peroxide
sorry I have to excuse myself
you can't be in their same room as me
when I clean out my belly button dog I'm sorry
cleaning out your ears and your belly button
should never feel that good
that's some kind of little
I think if you cleaned your ears
and your belly button out at the same time
your body would take a screenshot
what is it
oh my god
you hit that spot in your belly button
I'm like that should not feel like that
I'm too old I'm too old
my belly button should not be that sensitive
I have a baby's belly button
But yeah there's always that one little like spot in there
And your belly button that you like can't get you got like wrinkle up your stomach a little bit
And like kind of like bubble it out
And like you're playing with the skin around it just to get that one little spot
And then you hit it
Nothing's ever felt that good
Hey Benny Jared here
Remember the clubhouse
I have a listener of the espresso pod
I think the question
It means a lot
smells that are gross but you actually
like? Maybe.
Guy who has no clue
what the talking subject is every week
but still calls in.
Okay, I think I might be the
49th person that's going to say this, but
I love
the smell of gasoline.
Ew! Gasoline literally smells
like shit. You're a disgusting pig.
Wait, shut up, Ashley.
Stop flirting with me.
I love this guy.
Okay, anyway.
Spills like shut.
The only question I have is station now that I love to smell of gasoline.
Can I see a tough?
Let's do this stuff.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
That is the epitome of my whole entire brain right there, that whole voice message.
Gas, what, five times and I'm naked, hey.
Just unplug the headset
I guess we can do this
All right I got 10 minutes and I gotta leave
And we're gonna rip the cringe moment of the week
We're gonna keep this quick
We gotta get this done
So when I first started
Coo Coo Cringe moment of the week
When I first started stand up
but I didn't know what to do.
And I was like,
I got to like listen to stand-up of comedians
because I got to figure out how to do this.
So I'd listen to stand-up comedians
the whole entire day
and paint these pictures behind me.
And we had a big white wall in my old apartment.
I was like,
something needs to go on this wall.
So I just started painting.
Bought a bunch of canvases from Michaels.
Smilled the rubber cement when I was there.
Oh, yeah.
And, yeah, painted them.
And slapped them on the wall.
felt kind of proud of myself.
They're actually on Benedictmerch.com for a little bit
and you could buy them.
Made them way too expensive.
So poor.
A couple years later, they're still on the wall,
added a few more, you know?
They started looking good.
It kind of made my apartment pop off a little bit.
Kind of felt good about my apartment.
Never been that guy before.
That was proud of his apartment.
Having the ladies over my apartment.
Not ashamed.
Having the friends over.
Yeah, come over my apartment.
We would have like pregame.
He lived like rape in the bars.
Can we like come up?
I'd be like,
but you'd never ask.
I painted eight murals for you.
Slapped him on the wall.
They were looking good.
Had this one girl over one time.
She came up,
having a good time,
blah, blah, blah.
Smilled her earwax.
And we hung out like after that.
And she was like,
you know, the first time I came.
came over here, I noticed these paintings. And I was like, you know, yeah, waiting for my
compliment. Yeah. Uh-huh. And she's like, I thought you were a little autistic.
Ah, she wasn't joking. She was like, if I, like, had a kind of an autistic guy's apartment right now.
Oh! Yo! Because there's no, there's no method to the madness with these paintings behind me. They're just
like, uh, you okay? Was she wrong? Absolutely not. All right, let's do days of the week.
Thursday. National Smarties Day. Smarties day? It's got to be the worst candy. You can't tell
me, do you remember you'd get smarties in like first grade when you got a question right on
Friday? Let me eat a piece of chalk.
There's never, ever, nobody for the life of them has ever selected and just picked out smarties to eat in a lineup.
They're always, it's always, it's elementary school candy, poor kid, it's poor kid candy.
Poor kid's school candy.
You can't make them good.
They're the same thing as those neco, neco tabs.
I'm like, what?
This is Army candy right here.
Name your car day.
I mean,
I hate everybody that names their car,
but I can't lie.
Every girl I've ever dated has a name for their car,
and I'm just like, here we go again.
You're one of those.
All right, I've got a type.
What's your type?
Girls that look like Chipotle bags and name their cars.
I'm going to kill myself.
Friday.
body language day
I think as you get older
you really start to notice
your own body language
and you can't believe
people are still doing
body language stuff
like when someone's talking to me
and you like zoom out
of the conversation for a little bit
they do so many things
that just tell you
what they really think
it's amazing
hey boys
bro if a girl ever
fixes her hair
when she sees you
I mean
kind of kind of say something because that's like the first like let me make sure I look
good thing and I've noticed it and maybe I'm up my ass check me on that but uh that is a thing
for sure and dudes don't touch your face Jesus Christ anytime I don't know what I'm talking
about on stage or like lose my play or I'm like what was I was going to say something I started
touching my cheek and start itching my face it's just a dead giveaway that you're a dumbass
Saturday
Cinnamon bun day
I haven't had a good one in a while
um
Cinebon's been on my cheat day list
for like the last three times
just haven't made it over there
too obsessed with the Cinebun cheesecake
haven't got the real Cineabon yet
uh
play outside day
that's just cutting the grass dude
playing outside as an adult
just whacking the weeds
babe
mhm pulling
cleaning up the apron
what do you call the grass
if you're in a subdivision
or a neighborhood
the grass
between the street and the sidewalk
you know what I mean
that's not your yard
but it's like kind of your yard
my dad called it the apron
probably the only word
that he's ever said
that I agree with him on
Sunday
Do something nice day
Apple Betty Day
Do something nice day
We are being nice
What's Apple Betty
This is so funny that I'm doing this naked
Because
I just know my dad's gonna walk in any second
My dad comes to this house
When I'm doing the most awkward stuff
And it made me think
Maybe I'm always just doing awkward stuff
dude i swear i've run this story before i was doing the girls in the summer video you know
i used to do this all the time i look in the camera and act like a girl and just say like 10 things
associated with summer that girls love picnics sunflowers taylor swift vacation and in the last one
i like made it really weird and i dressed up i got in a wedding dress sweaty flower crown
my head, parked in my driveway horizontally because of lighting. Looked at the phone,
weddings, weddings. Right when I turned my phone off, wrapped, I get out of the car,
soaked in sweat, my dad pulls up. Cringe moment of the week. Another time, I think I was
dressed like a gay construction worker doing an interview in one of those job interview
videos. My dad walks in the front door. I'm construction.
shined out. Probably have a thong on.
Cringe moment of the week. Right now doing a podcast
Naked. What's up? I'd tell them to come over here and slide
for a little bit. Applebeddy
traditional American dessert made by baking
spiced apples. I love spiced apples
with layers of sweetened buttery bread or flour crumbs.
See, that's that once every four years dessert.
you're not getting up you're not
Apple Crisp just doesn't happen anymore for me
like there's no scenario for the rest of my life
where I'm going to be eating Apple Crisp
there's not
there's uh like it doesn't happen on Christmas
nobody's making that
how come I had it so much when I was a kid
because all I used to do was go to buffets with my dad
and
there's some dessert
that might be kind of a move if you just want some
dessert one night. You hit up a Golden Corral just for the dessert town, the ice cream machine.
How come that ice cream machine's never out of biz? McDonald's, huh?
Ice cream machine at Golden Corral has been working since 1998.
You just, I just, there's never any opportunities to get Apple Crisp anymore.
It's kind of like banana bread. You hit a certain age, you're just not eating that stuff anymore.
It's a shame.
Peaches and cream. Those are,
specialty desserts that you only like your mom makes every every once in a while starts crying
calls his mom apple crisp with the ice cream on top dude and I'm talking about there's way more
crisp than apples like and the apples are spiced yeah and they're like kind of like mushy
no you don't get it ash see you don't get it they're like real soft but I'm telling
you the crisp out is just 70% of the dish so much cinnamon it's like you're just
so much crisp in your mouth there it's like you got a mouth full of wood chips
and then you haven't even tasted the ice cream yet oh do the ice cream with apple
Chris, it's just
I just don't know
you can't just buy it
you got somebody's got to make it
and they got to make it with those proportions
give me some apple
crisp
I don't even know if it's possible
all right fam
lit pod
you guys did your thing
thank you
I got a goal hitting goal
Um, voice message next week, voice messages, uh, question of the week.
What'd you do when you called off work that one time?
Maybe, maybe. I don't know.
But thank you so much.
Gasoline. Never forget it.
But I love you guys.
Keep listening. Keep subscribing.
Tell the homies, it's going to blow up.
I know it. I know it.
Hey.
Passed it.
look look at what we're building right now
thank you guys so much
yeah
I'll see you next time