Espresso - what's your toxic trait?

Episode Date: December 2, 2021

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Espresso shot 187. Let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. Like this beat right here, make me feel good. Yeah. Sounds like the music they play at the end of a movie. And they got the credits rolling by

That nobody looks at But then you see one name on there And you're like I swear I saw that guy's name earlier on there And you're like should we leave Or should we wait for the end to see if there's a bonus clip I don't know But this is the biggest waste of time in my a bonus clip I don't know but this is the biggest waste of time in my life yeah but I'm still gonna stay here until the

little logos at the end come up that's when I know it's almost over when I see that globe and those other four little icons I'm like yeah we better get up out of here and then all of a sudden, nothing else plays. And you're the last one in the movie theater. Yeah. Sometimes it's like that. This song sounds like that one song. It's 10% love, 20% will, just in like rap version.

16% concentrated power of will. 10% pleasure pleasure 20% love That's the song I listen to when I work out. That's the only song I listen to when I work out I listen to I listen to that song 10% love 16% concentrated. Why are there so many fucking percents? What are those lyrics hold on hold on hold on what are those lyrics hold on hold on hold on 10 love i don't know any of the words bro but i listen to it every single day when i work out on repeat that and halsey 20 will lyrics google's like what the fuck are you doing remember the name are you ready you know what song i'm talking about. I wish I could play it.

This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name. Holy shit. That song actually goes kind of hard, though. But what's up? Yeah. It's the Espresso Podcast with Ben Polizzi. What's good, fam? Join the Patreon for an extra podcast each week. And we got a lot to talk about today.

But first, I have some news. Ahem. 36 News. I'm Johnson. Passengers on a Delta flight were left sickened after they spotted a woman breastfeeding her cat.

Yeah. If I was on the plane, I would have simply said, ma'am, I see what you're doing, but can you please pause? You're freaking me out. Okay. seriously breastfeeding is for humans we know this and it could put the cat in danger of its health i'm not saying what this lady did wasn't admirable but just don't do it nine times. I know. Okay, okay. It's all, seriously, like, seriously, let's get down to business here.

I mean, think if the stewardess saw what was going on and faints. That causes a scene. The pilot gets distracted, and then the plane goes down. What if that happens? Hmm? We know one thing is for sure. The people might die, but the cattle land on its feet. Okay, I'll stop.

I'll stop. Seriously. But at the end of the day, it is wrong. But just crazy the things people do for pussy. Oh, God. For 86 News. I am Johnson. Holy shit.

Hey, we got a lot of answers for the Espresso Question of the Week. Quick, quick, quick, quick question of the week. So we're going to jump into it right now. Espresso Question of the Week week what's your toxic trait here we go we got kxn gz xg this is gonna be this is gonna be uh i don't know what to think about this one you can usually tell because the username but what do you think kicks g chink my toxic check has to be cussing people out to oblivion no turning back if ever i get taken there holy hell i i don't think i've ever cussed anybody out in real life just on the internet not even on the internet dude Me cussing someone on the internet

I would mess that up too I can't cuss people out in real life because my voice will crack Fuck you You ever like trip up when you're texting mad at somebody I swear I'll have like a banger Like text ready Just fire off and I do it too soon And like

It has a repeat the in it. The, the reason is because just invalidates the whole thing. Toxic trait. All right. Hey, yo, Mayo,

Maine, what's your toxic trait? Yo, it's Clint. AKA. Hey, man, I mean,.k.a. HeyaMayoMaine. What is my most toxic trait? Aside from starting every conversation with Johnson here, it's having to pregame before going to any event in my car.

I literally pregained for a graduation recently. Like, you got a quinceanera? Wanna go roller skating? Sure, let me get drunk in my car first. Jesus. I wanna die. Also, pib rules.

Just ends every statement with Pibb rules. That's a, yeah, Mr. Pibb, I don't know, bro. Like, okay, the thing about Mr. Pibb, I did, who's buying this with Mr. Pibb? Follow on IG for those vids. I did, who's buying this with Mr. Pibb? And everybody's like, bro, Pibb rules. Pibb's my, I love Mr. Pibb. Don't respect the Pibb. Mr. Pibb? And everybody's like, bro, Pibb rules. Pibb's my shit. I love Mr. Pibb.

Don't respect the Pibb. Respect the Pibb. I was like, okay. Okay. What are you doing? Fucking him? Jesus. And maybe you like Mr. Pibb, but still, the question remains.

Who's buying this? Nobody's buying it. Just saying. There's a specific person that loves Mr. Pibb, bro. And it's Heyo Mayo Man. But you pregame before everything. I don't know, man. I'm terrified to do that.

If I pregame before something weird Everybody can tell I'm so obvious If I drink on a Sunday I still smell like alcohol The next Wednesday Alright let's keep going Nikki Smiggs My dog from New York

Comedian on Instagram Follow him What's your toxic trait? My toxic trait Dude, best voice Polizzi is I will go to the barber After the gym

So I can just shower After the barber And it counts as the shower yeah before the gym oh beautiful i just apologize to the barber every time like yeah i'm sorry dude i really really really busy day man i had to go right from the gym right to here i'm sorry i fucking reek but i tell them that every three weeks i don't you do not have a busy day, like at all. You know, plenty of time to shower after the gym or go to the gym early enough to shower before the barber. But, you know, you can't go to the barber after a shower.

What am I going to walk in, like not put gel in my hair? Just walk in with the email look of the bangs hitting the brows. I would kill myself. It's one of those things. I can't waste the bangs hitting the brows. I would kill myself. It's one of those things. I can't waste the gel on the shower where I know I'm going to have to shower after the barber. Can't waste gel. Gel's $2.50. Best voice.

Keep going. Basically, my barber just has to deal with Guido sweat every three weeks and the same excuse. The most Italian thing I've ever heard in my life dude this must be really annoying getting like one minute long voice messages i'm gonna kill this like get to the fucking point oh my god the most i've ever heard in my first of all, the gym, then the shower, then the doesn't want to shower twice, the gel, bro. Go eat some marinara, homie. Nicki Smigs, bro. Love it.

All right, here we go. What's your toxic trait? FKA, real fly. fly um my toxic trait is that i try to convince everybody oh shit sorry when i'm drunk i try to Damn, dude. Oh, my God. What the hell? That's so funny. Every couple. Hey, so how are you guys doing?

You guys mad at each other for anything? Because every couple is secretly mad at each other at all times about who knows what. That is fried. All right, here we go isaac rommig what's your toxic trait there's like 75 more of these you guys are fucked up hey ben oh is that his throat love your videos on tiktok um thanks man my toxic trait would be when i get drunk. I typically like to just roast people so bad that sometimes people get very pissed off with me. And the day after, I typically apologize because, you know, when you're drunk, you say shit that typically you don't want to say, but, yeah. Why did that sound like a guy that would never fucking roast anybody, though? Hey, do you know the first guy that talks shit to Oblivion?

These two guys ran into each other last week for sure. That's hilarious, man. But at the beginning of this, did his throat make that noise? Let's the beginning of this did his throat make that noise let's play the game did his throat make that noise hey one more time one more time one more time hey and yes that was definitely his throat all all right, let's go, Colton Dover, homie from South Bend, uh, comedian, legit, what's your toxic trait? My toxic trait is whenever I

have, like, a party, or, like, a get-together, and one of my boys come over, and I offer them a beer and they say, no, I'm good. I'm driving. I have to insist throughout the entire party. If they want a beer, even after they told me they don't want to drink it because I just, I just want them to drink with me. Even after they told me that they're driving, I just want them to just get drunk with me because I just want to be drunk with my friends. I just want to be drunk with my friends. That sounds so sad, dog. No, people that, hey, every one of these is people doing shit when they're drunk. Hey, maybe your toxic trait is drinking.

Why is the fam just shit-faced? Oh my God, dog. Yeah, dude, people just love doing bad shit with their friends. I walked around the corner, downtown Indianapolis. This happened at 9 a.m. Walked around the corner on the circle, dead-ass circle. 9 a.m. There were probably 10 people out. Turn right.

This guy goes, what's up, dude? You want to smoke some acid? As he was smoking. Is that even a thing, smoking acid? Dude. I was like, bro bro it's monday like what did he do on saturday night that's all i want to know i want to smoke some acid dog i was like where are we a fucking rave and you're at work like he was definitely a valet guy valet guys man whole different breed

here we go jonah b what's your toxic trait hey ben love the show uh my toxic trait is that whenever i get like hyper anxious or stressed out about something, instead of sitting down and proactively thinking about what is causing the anxiety, I just have to start cleaning my entire house. I'll start folding the laundry and vacuuming the couch in times of extreme anxiety rather than just take a breath and cool it. But yeah, I have another one coming too. Damn, son. My second toxic trait is drink of fucking choice. A glass of milk.

Like, you know, I love oat milk. I love soy milk. Spell it, it dog but like a tall glass of skin milk that shit fucks me up and i think that's a toxic trait because people do not fuck with milk especially the way i do dude does he know my toxic trait is not being able to handle it when people mispronounce words? Also, I can be stone cold sober at a party, but I just love seeing people get fucked up, like fucking them up as much as I can, making those like 50% vodka drinks with the right mixer so they don't taste the vodka.

And then like at the end of the night, just seeing everyone piss drunk or you know whatever other cocktail they're on like something with vodka and milk dude how many times my second toxic trait is drink of fucking choice a glass of milk m-e-l-k The hardest capital E you've ever seen in your life. He's going over the E with his pen 16,000 times, dude. Like, you know, I love oat milk. There's no way that's real. But honestly, people drinking milk is so weird. Oat milk's fine.

Wait, did he say? I didn't even listen to what he said. I love soy milk, but like a tall glass of skim milk? God! That shit fucks me up. People who still drink milk. Cops. Ooh, ooh.

That didn't sound like sirens at all Sounds like every 90s song in the background Alright here we go Milk dude Max W. Bender What's your toxic trait? My toxic trait is that I never finish TV shows I literally will watch them all the way to the end

and then i won't finish them because i don't want the show to end wow what do i do that with nothing because i don't watch anything um i think i'm the opposite man I finish everything I cannot wait to finish shit The thing is with me though I just won't start it till like two weeks I swear to god

Like that dude said The milk guy He was like Like when he has anxiety He starts cleaning That's the only time I clean When I have some shit I don't want to do Hanging over my head that I should be preparing for or like working on. I'll clean everything.

My house should be spotless. Shit's disgusting. It's not that bad, but you know what I mean. Shy Shy. 1989. Goddamn. uh shy shy 1989 god damn i just cannot figure out when this girl was born shy shy 1989 uh what's your toxic trait my toxic trait is when someone's annoying me i'll tell them i'm gonna paper cut their nose and walk off paper cut their nose and walk off she just sounds like she works at a restaurant i think i work with her there's there's one type of girl that works at a restaurant that's exactly like this my toxic trait is when someone's annoying me i'll tell them i'm gonna paper cut

their nose and walk off yeah I'll be like hey can you get those cups next time you come upstairs and she'll be like I'm gonna paper cut your nose and then walks off just like that she walks exactly exactly how she talks this is how she walks my toxic trait is when someone's annoying me I'll tell them I'm gonna to paper cut their nails and walk off. Bad girl. Okay, we're going to keep going. This is insane. Emmy bugs.

What's your toxic trait? I think my toxic trait is being self-focused, which is just something self-centered people say. I tend to focus on my career and on my passions and on my interests and likes and focus it on just me being at the forefront of my own mental health and at the forefront of my own you know future when really it's just because i don't want to do something that somebody else wants so that's probably my toxic trait. Okay. So you're me?

So you're everybody? Self-centered people. I'm very self-centered. You mean just selfish as shit? Same thing. But yeah, I feel that. That's how, I think that's how people should be. And there's people that are the opposite, that all they do is help other people.

And you're like, like, I'd hate to see that person's house. So much shit going on that they haven't gotten to yet. Let's go. The Meg 1212. One, two, one, two. I don't know why I did that. What's your toxic trait? Hey Ben, so my toxic trait is that I see my gas light come on sometimes

on my way home from work and I tell myself you know what? I'll wake up early tomorrow, 10 to 15 minutes early. I'll fill up my car with gas and that'll be that. No. I never remember to do that and I'm in a rush every single time because I forgot to fill

up my car with gas. So that's my toxic trait. Imagine waking up the, like the, the wake up time in your head when you go to sleep. Imagine hitting that in the morning. I think I've, I think I did it in high school. We were waking up at 6 30 in high school. For what? Oh my God. Seven o'clock. Imagine getting up. Imagine doing math at 7am right now. You'd be like, no wonder people drop out of school. Smart. They're like're like dude imagine just being in high school and being

like i'm not doing this anymore and making that conscious decision and never showing back up holy shit and your parents are just like yeah bro oh my god oh damn okay here we go christina ag last one christina ag 83 it's your talk talk holy shit what's your toxic trait i'll be honest i have a lot of toxic traits i'm money hungry i'm power hungry i'm a clean freak but i don't rinse the dishes before i put them in the dishwasher oh but i think my most toxic trait is that if i am with people and we get fast food i will eat other people's french fries um in the car and then save the full one for myself oh that's that's it dude that's a way

of life if you're not doing that, have some respect for yourself. It's like when you're at a store and you're buying socks or something. You're at Walmart and you're buying socks. You know which area of this store I'm talking about. You're by the Hanes t-shirts. And you're like, I don't know. I got to see these socks. And you rip open the bag and take a sock out.

That's like totally fine to do. You rip open the bag, take the sock out and look at it and you're like, yeah, that's exactly what I need. You don't take that bag that's ripped. You take the same bag that you didn't rip and you hide that one with all the Hanes t-shirts. It's perfectly fine. It's perfectly fine It's normal If you go to a Walmart next time

Go to the sock aisle Go to the sock hop You'll see Three sock bags taped up Like an employee re-taped The socks and hung them back up You'll see that because i was there earlier all right all right let's go viral viral is a segment where i pick the best hashtags

on the internet and just talk shit about them. But first, before we go viral, the Espresso Podcast is brought to you by Wave 1 Media. If you want to start your own show, visit thewave1.com. Drink responsibly. Okay. Vi-vi-vi-vi-viral. Hashtag my gift buying philosophy

when it comes to buying gifts i'm pretty much uh all or nothing i'm buying you like a car or won't talk to you for two years nothing in between i can't do it like a shitty gift makes me feel bad all or no i'm talking packaging i'm talking i will i am a 40 year old mom when it comes to wrapping presents i put the music on i got the tape lined up the tapes you don't peel the tape every time you you put the tape on the counter on the edge of the counter so you got a bunch of tape just access dude it's the sexiest most glorious thing you've ever seen when you see a bunch of tape hanging from a counter you're like why haven't we figured that one out yet finding the tape i've spent 75 of my life doing this. This and screwing broomsticks into the actual broom part. 75% of my life and typing in passwords. Oh, but the real move, the real This is what you do for Christmas now

This is what you do Yeah giving somebody a present is like It's fire Because it's just so like It's like when you get a handwritten letter Versus like an email or something you know But the move is Emailing people gift cards

I'm on a tight schedule Bessie is emailing people gift cards. I'm on a tight schedule, Bessie. That shit is nice. Write your little note in there. Nobody's mad. 50 bucks for Amazon. Nobody's mad. Kidding me?

But that is like the email version of a handwritten letter. The president's a handwritten. He just can't be. A handwritten letter. I'll cry. I don't care what the letter says. I will cry. It's like a

breakup letter. You piece of shit. I'm like, this is beautiful. Yeah, but the presents never die. Emailed gift card? It's pretty close, though.

I'm a bitch for gift cards. I have gift cards on me at all times. Strapped. They all have, like, 468 on them, and they're all Starbucks, but I'm strapped, dude. The amount of times I've used a gift card, and the guy's like, you still have 183 left. And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. I only have $3 on it? That's all my gift cards, dude.

262 remaining. I'm like. Hashtag people look at me funny when. Jesus. Hashtag people look at me funny when. Dude, this is the worst thing about working at a restaurant. People look at me funny when, dude, this is the worst thing about working at a restaurant. It's not getting zero for a tip, getting stiff.

It's when people say, hey, what do you have rotating for three Floyds? And I'm like, oh, shit. Or it's, hey, what do you have all of them? Hey, what do you have rotating on draft? Then I have to give a list of six names of IPAs that sound like the first thing you say when you wake up from a nap. Hey, what do you have rotating on draft? Bad dad, pull my finger. Like, this is dumb as shit. Who's naming IPAs?

Come here. Are you the same guy that's naming racehorses too? Dude, whoever, the guy who names IPAs hates servers. He's just sitting back in his throne. Name it salty dogs go to heaven. Have them say that six times a day. Jesus Christ. And then they all say, oh, never heard of it.

They look at you like you got six dicks on your face. Never heard of it. That sounds dumb as hell. I didn't name it. I didn't brew the shit. All right. I just work here. You name,

you say six, six of the dumbest things you've ever said in your life back to back. And they go, I'll just take a Miller light. I just want to pull this. I just want to pull his... I just want to kick the leg of his chair. But I'm from the Midwest, so I just play along. And I'm like, isn't that crazy?

I'll be right back. With the booze. Okay, here we go. Let's do Days of the Week. Da-da-da-da. Days of the week. Thursday. National Fritters Day.

Fritters are those donuts. I think a fritter is a donut, right? Yeah. Oh, it's meat, fruit vegetables are oh damn fritters can be anything gross there's there's seafood fritters i thought fritters were just like the apple joints that you get at like the bakery by the way those are the best looking worst donuts of all time those are those are like a donut tourist attraction like you walk into a bakery and you see a fritter you're like why are the most weird fucked up looking stuff i want like the the thing that looks like a disease on someone's lower back i'm like oh baby put that in the microwave it's everything like that i i love the fucked up food like the piece of pizza that has like the

crust like the like the crust they like baked it and there's a big bubble on top you're like damn take a bite out of that how you doing? The RCA dome on top of your pizza You're like Is there something in there I should know about? That's the food I like Fritters look like shit and I want one every time And they taste like nothing They taste like nothing

It's the biggest waste of donut If you're gonna eat a donut it has to be It just has to be If you're going to eat a donut, it has to be. It just has to be. If you want bang for your buck, donuts that don't have any filling inside of them, I'm like, did you forget? Like, what a phony. Donuts that look like they should have a cream filled inside Or jelly inside And they don't Who forgot Get a life donut

Are you serious You're just gonna have a bunch of bread in there I need goo and shit I need cream When you take a bite out of a donut And it's the custard. Who thinks that's good? If you like custard donuts.

It's the normal cream or nothing. And jelly donuts are fire I don't care what you say Jelly donuts are the real thing There's just nothing They're just so different Jelly donut gang

People hate them, people love them I'm the president of jelly donuts. Just walking to a convention with people in bakery hats. There he is. He's still got jelly on his fucking lip. There he is Alright Friday National roof over your head day

God that sounds like some shit I'd hear at work Gotta put a roof over my head Gotta make ends meet Not me that thought make ends meet Was spelled M-E-A-T Every time somebody says Yeah I gotta make ends meet. Not me that thought make ends meet was spelled M-E-A-T. Every time somebody says, yeah, gotta make ends meet, I think of two ribeye steaks slapping each other. I was like... National Bartender Day.

How come there's not one bartender that's nice? How come all of them are just a bitch or a douche? There's not one that's like, oh, wow, I love this guy. It's like one out of 75 people. Bartenders are nasty, bro. What do you want? Aren't you supposed to make sure I'm having a good time? It's like you work at Dick's Last Resort or something.

Bartenders all have a voice. Every girl bartender has the same voice. She need a hon! Calling you a hon and shit. Since when? They just think the sense of entitlement Bartenders have

I'm a bartender So I can talk shit And yeah When I'm bartending I think I'm the President of the United States Why do people feel so cool Doing this shit

And pointing at people Hey this is all I do When I bartend Such an idiot Saturday Hey, this is all I do when I bartend. Such an idiot. Saturday. National Dice Day. Nope, sorry.

Can't play games. Can't do it. That's why I didn't go to Thanksgiving. That's a real reason I didn't see my family on Thanksgiving this year. My fam, I didn't go. Usually my whole family is in Michigan for Thanksgiving. They get together, and I go every fam i didn't i didn't go i usually my whole family is in michigan for thanksgiving they uh they get together and i go every year this year i didn't go because i i had to like do a bunch of and the real reason is because i just didn't want to play euchre or be around it that was it sorry fellas family flew in in from Florida all over the place. Big party. Oh, my God.

Good to see you. Sorry. Can't be around the games. Euchre? Nah. See you guys next year. We'll see you tomorrow. I'm just kidding, but I'm dead serious.

Sunday. Bathtub party day. Taking a bath has to be the most inefficient thing that I've ever heard of. Unless you're six. Who has time to do all that shit. Filling up the bathtub. Takes two and a half days. The amount of times.

And you always. You know you're always doing some shit. When you fill up the bathtub. You fill up the bathtub. You run back downstairs. You're doing shit. Oh my god the bath is probably all the way full. Go upstairs. Is the water. Is someone turning this off every time I leave the room. Go back downstairs. You're doing more shit you're like Oh my god the bat Is probably all the way full Go upstairs It's like Is the water

Is someone turning this off Every time I leave the room Go back downstairs You're doing more shit Go back upstairs It's probably overflowing You have that picture You have that image in your head

Of the bathtub Just overflowing Go back up This much Doesn't even cover your foot When you stand in it Takes three years To fill up a bathtub

It takes me It takes long enough To fill up a bathtub. It takes me, it takes long enough to fill up my water bottle two times a day. Filling up a bathtub. Jesus Christ. I'm about to take off work. And then you just sit and all your bullshit. That is the weirdest thing. Talk about the most not relaxing thing in the world people like i need to take a bath i've had a long stressful day 17 hours to fill the thing up you don't have the soap you don't really want to get in get in a bath the sound it makes when you get in a bath when you're when you submerge your ass It's like Oh shit I will never take a bath

When your ass plops on the water That'll fuck me up for years PTSD from that noise Then you're just sitting in there Feel helpless You forget your phone on the sink Oh shit You're trying to be all dainty

And walk across that floor Like the biggest asshole Like you're not just soaking The whole floor Talk about Meditating And then there's always people eating food And shit

They take pictures of their legs Gross ass legs In there Always eating like a pimento cheese plate pictures of their legs. Ew, gross ass legs in there. Always eating like a pimento cheese plate club cracker crumbs all over the top of the water. This is just so relaxing.

The crumbs falling down onto my thighs. I got it. Bathtub party day is what it was called, though. A bathtub party? I don't really like hot tubs either, to be honest.

I think they're just, I don't know. I don't think I'd ever own a hot tub. People that own hot tubs, how many times are you getting in there? I feel like if you own a hot tub, you're like, nah, I better go use the hot tub. Jesus Christ, we paid $3,000 for that? I better use it. Just pity, pity hot tub time.

Don't even like it. Hot tubs seem like such an Indiana thing. I don't think any, like, does any... I thought it was insane when people get in the hot tub when it's, like, snow Indiana thing. I don't think any, like, does any, I thought it was insane when people get in the hot tub when it's like snowing out. I'm like, for what? It seems like more of a asshole than like a relaxing thing. Like, yeah, get out of the hot tub. And then what? You're going to be sick for like two weeks. First time I saw somebody post a picture of that, I was like, whoa. I thought they were doing a stunt

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