Espresso - Who Was The Filthiest Guy On The Show?

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

on this episode Ben and Jabriane from FBoy Island answers the Espresso Question of the week: ask us anything (like who was the FILTHIEST guy on the show?). Ben says he felt like KISSING Mercedes when he kisses Louise, and then Ben and Jabriane tells a story how they try to sneak out to talk to the girls behind the scenes. 🎟️ 𝘂𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘂𝗽 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀: Nikki Glasser 9/2/22 Las Vegas 🔥 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 𝗜𝗦 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘! https://benedictmerch.com/ 🔒 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀 (𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗺) https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi 🟣 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/espresso-w-benedict-polizzi/id1514492317 🟢 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆 https://open.spotify.com/show/1Ka4dMrpfGxYPGZsUJ1Csf 🔹𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚 & 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬 ;) 🔸𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗝𝗢𝗛𝗡𝗦𝗢𝗡: https://www.cameo.com/benedictpolizzi?_branch_match_id=1059857131674087933&utm_source=share&utm_campaign=profile_share&utm_medium=ios_app&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAA8soKSkottLXL9NLTsxNzddLzs%2FVdzWxcIpIzQ40sgQAEGzATh4AAAA%3D 🔹𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸: https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_m 🔸𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ 🔹𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿: https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi

The best part of motherfucking waking up Is getting a bus show now No, it's espresso in your cup Is it really espresso or Folgers? I can't believe this dude earlier this week said espresso and he said ex-spresso Don't embarrass me You know what, there's, cause there's Nespresso the machine And so I like, there's no excuse, actually.

I know. I was like, how's he going to get out of this hole? I was trying. Oh, my God. There's no X in Nespresso. No, what was worse is when I tried to spell it, and I spelled Espresso. I'll slap you in the face. Oh, my God.

I think I'm a little dumb. I'm embarrassed for that, actually. No, you're just tired. You're just tired. I'm sleepy, yeah. It's been a long time. I'm jet lagged. Still?

Three hours. You've been here for jet lag. Still? Three hours. You've been here for seven days. Do you like Indy? Is it grown up yet? It's a little bit, actually. At first, I was like, he hates it. I was like, this is a great place to raise a family. Downtown's different, though.

Indy's like where they send you in if you're on witness protection why and they don't want people to find you because who's gonna look for somebody indiana like they're they're in indiana like there's no way it's the town is so easy we're just walking down the street the other day and i was like yo bro that's where the pacer's playing you're like what literally i'm like wait really right there and it didn't even look good because it's under construction i was like i'm sticking up for the town. Do they do practice? I'm the mayor.

You're like, are they practicing here? It's a racist practice. This looks horrible. So it didn't look anything like the Staples Center? No, the Staples Center, it's not that anymore. Oh, what is it now? I don't know. Crypto.com?

It's crypto.com. That's so lame. It's packed a lot. Staples Center is hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. And it's a long name. Crypto.com? You want to go to crypto.com center? That's so lame. It's heck of long. Staples Center is hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. And it's a long name. Crypto.com?

You wanted a Crypto.com center? That's so annoying. And crypto's like dead anyway, I think. I mean, California. I know. I was never in the game. People in California don't know how to act over it. They're like too much over crypto.

Oh, like Crypto the Thing or Crypto the Name of the Arena? Just Crypto the Thing. It's so annoying. I'm so over it. Do you like betting stuff i'm not good at it i like the thrill but i don't like losing so it sucks because i will bet and i'll swear up and down like i feel like my my thought process going into anything when i bet i'm like bro i got this and i just don't every single time i'm so bad at it and i always go for like the super

wild card me too i'm like bro he had this has to work has to happen i swear i have a blueprint and a formula that never works but every time like when you feel like you ever fill out a bracket like you know i mean i have before one time for march madness and um i always like pick like the 18th scene i see the wind literally I swear, bro, this is it. My whole first round is just all lost. It sucks. It always ends up being the first seeds in the Final Four. It's so stupid.

Why do I think it's going to be something else every week? And then sometimes something stupid like Duke will lose. Florida Golf Cup. I know. It's so annoying. Weber State. You're like, how? Who?

Oh, my God. Yeah, no. Would you rather? Would you rather espresso edition? Espresso edition. But if you said an expresso edition. Would you rather espresso edition? Trademark.

Every morning you get bit by 50 mosquitoes. Every morning. Or once a week you get bit by a cat you have to fight a cat you don't know when that when in that week but it's gonna happen once a week i hate cats so i'd rather get bit by a cat is it like a bite why that doesn't make sense like a cat's like attacking you and they bite you scratch you just for how long like a minute until you fight it off i'll take the cat well you sometimes that may take five minutes and sometimes it may take 30 seconds is it a big like cougar is it a little like house cat i mean house cats are pretty vicious no bro you just shut the door on them

in the bathroom they'll never see the light of day okay so you're choosing the the cat over i was just super like animal cruelty right there dude Dude, house cats are vicious, bro. I respect them. They kill 1.3 to 4 billion birds per year. They're vicious, but like. That's a lot. And birds are terrifying. Have you seen an eagle?

Have you seen a turkey vulture? Vultures look like zombie birds. Oh, my God. And they get killed by cats well they're so fast but uh cats yeah they're they're vicious but i think uh i think i could like i'd be cool it's not like okay it scratches me once and it's over but 50 mosquito bites on your ankles like the whole week oh yeah have you seen cats punch they punch like like boxers. Cats have hands. They can get off to press coverage easy. Oh my God.

I don't like cats at all. I don't either. They're scary to me. What do you think about cat owners? You know what? I think cat dog owners are actually more annoying than cat owners. Cat owners are scared to admit that they have cats. I think cat owners are very introverted. They're like i love my cats to me i keep them with me like

dog owners are like i love my dog you love them too yeah like they're like you need to love my dog too i'm like get it away then it's not why do you need validation why are you taking it well i don't want to see your dog licking itself on cat? People are cooler, but they're also weird in their own way because like, dude, cats just shit in a box in your house and sand. Isn't that weird? And it just stays there and you just have to clean it up like dogs. They shit outside and you can just pick it up. But cats like they're just pooping in your closet.

Cats are like they're very mischievous. They just seem like they're all the devil. I think it's weird how people in egypt like worship cats those cats were different i think i feel like they were like a different type of cat like they weren't like our typical like you know house cats and stuff like their cats were like i don't know i wasn't born in egypt i'm not egyptian why am i making excuses for cats like I know them? Different type of cat. What species? Siamese.

I don't know. Siamese. Isn't that what they're called? Siamese cats? I think. They're terrifying. They look like twins? They look gross. Siamese cats look like a testicle.

Wait, wait. Are they- There's a bald one. One cat with two heads? No, like they're just called Siamese. They're just- Oh, no, never mind. What's the bald one's name?

Bald cats are so weird. Those actually look so weird. Those actually look so dope. Skin cats. I think all cats look pretty good, actually. Cats are so long. You ever see a cat like stretch out and try to reach a window? They are, but like slinky.

Like you're 6'2". They're like slinky. Point guard from Egypt. A sphinx cat. That's what they worship, sphinx, bro. They look so smart. The sphinx that. That's what they worship. Sphinx, bro. They're so smart. The sphinx that they worship is like a different animal. It's like a fox.

A sphinx is something though. A sphinx is its own animal, but I don't think it's a bald animal. Maybe it is. Is a sphinx a WNBA team? Can you look up a sphinx, Egyptian sphinx or something like that? I'm sure that's like a thing.

I can't wait to see this like a A sphinx, Egyptian sphinx or something like that. I'm sure that's like a thing. I can't wait to see this, like a gold sphinx. That'd be cool to have in your house for decoration. Oh, bro, I want one of those on like my nightstand. Those are pretty dope. That's a cat. Oh my God. That's crazy, dude. If you can go back to any time period, what would it be?

Oh my God. Probably like my sophomore year high school i was so selfish yeah bro fourth quarter friday night i'm just playing what trauma did you live through oh no um if i can go back to any point in time god i kind of i hate old shit like movies that are about old like that aren't today i'm like i can't watch it well i think if i see an old car in a movie i'm like turn it off we're talking like the 1800s and stuff like that like i would go annoying i would go back to like egyptian times for sure that'd be for sure i would love to feel like oh my god we're somebody like we're on top of the world i'm so lame i'd probably

go back to like 1990 that's so dumb you'll go back to your birth year but i want to like live the 90s because they're dope oh That's the only thing I know. You're going to run into your mom and fall in love with her. Ew. Oh my God. Isn't that what happened? I'd probably be homies with my mom. My mom was like 40. I'd be like this age. 30. I'd be homies with my dad for sure. I don't think I would like my mom. Oh my God.

I hate my dad. Slashes tires. Oh my God. My mom would probably be hilarious but she was too like bossy. i was like oh my god you're not the boss of me lady but like i would uh what would you do back in the egyptian times oh i would be a pharaoh for sure oh you so would you a pharaoh vibe my god i can't believe you don't have like a pharaoh tattoo i have a pharaoh face you do i do have a pharaoh face You do? I do have a Pharaoh face. You do, bro. I think, you know what's funny? I actually did want an Egyptian sleeve.

I just don't know what Egyptian sleeves are. Somebody has one. Lamar Woodley has a Pharaoh on his forearm. Lamar Woodley, the linebacker from Michigan, played for maybe the Raiders for a little bit. Did he? Played for a lot of teams. Ravens for a second.

Ooh, that's actually pretty dope. See, bro? Egyptian shit is lit. It's actually pretty dope. See, bro. Egyptian shit is lit. It's dope, dog. Look at that. Man, I kind of want to be Egyptian now. Low key. I love being black.

Black and Egyptian would be a cool combo. I mean, it's the same thing for the most part. They're both in Africa. Oh. Did you not know? I need to wake up. All right. So, uh, the Spresso podcast shot 226.

I'm your host, Benedict Polizzi. And guess who's back? The, my Egyptian friend, J. Brian. Oh,

back again. Egyptian friend. Remember to join the Patreon $5 a month for one extra episode a week. Go to Benedict merch.com to get your feeling. Glonky gear. Get your, who's buying this gear. Get your espresso hats.

All that. Remember, Vegas, September 2nd. I'm at the Virgin Theater in Las Vegas. Open it up for Nikki Glaser. Can't wait. Can't wait. Is it really called the Virgin Theater? So on brand, right?

Oh, my God. They're breaking the virginity. You're losing your virginity. Seriously. Can't wait to pass out. But the Espresso quote, quote, quote, quote question of the week is, ask me and J.Brian a question. Anything. It can be from FBoy Island or just whatever.

But ask us something. So let's roll. Let's do it. Hi, J.Brian. I don't know if i should be sending this to you or the espresso podcast but my question for you two is why did they make you guys wear those big black chunky anal beads throughout the entire season i've been waiting for this and did you guys use them on each other i'm just wondering uh but thank you guys so much for such a good season i wish there was more of you, too.

You guys are so funny. The best thing that came out of this entire season was honestly seeing everyone outside of whatever that island was. You guys have such good chemistry. It's great to see. Thank you. Thanks. And also Mercedes can suck my dick. Bye.

Bye. So Mercedes can suck my dick. Oh, shit. But what people don't know is we have the best chemistry because, I mean, we're all casted for similar qualities because we're all kind of D-bags, low-key, but good people. Yeah. And Mercedes is a great guy. He really is. He was just game planning on the show.

He was just smart. Like, he went in there with a plan. Like, me and J.B. were nice guys. We didn't really need a plan. We're just going to be ourselves. and it'll take care of that literally so uh mercedes is like that uh just for the show oh yeah he's like that on the show but off the show mercedes is the guy that's our brother like and they were microphones we had yeah seriously the the anal beads which they they were really annoying. They were so annoying. Because you didn't want to...

You want to casually be on TV on HBO, but there were so many steps to take before you got to be on TV, and that was annoying. The audio guys would be like, come on, you got to get mic'd up. Mic'd up, mic'd up. The producer would be like, you got to sit right there, sit by him,

and then you're going to talk about what happened last night. It was just like, can we just talk about normal stuff? Please. And every morning they would make us put them on at like eight in the morning. It was the worst. And we wouldn't take them off to like two every morning they would make us put them on it like 8 in the morning it was the worst and we wouldn't take them off to like 2 o'clock in the morning you couldn't get in the pool or else you'd get electrocuted and died and then they will be able to find us for dying in their microphone but the thing that got at me the most was you

couldn't wear a necklace while you wore the anal bead microphones because the necklace would like clink against it. Scrape it, yeah. And they didn't like that. And I took, I tried to sneak my necklace like every single time on the show

because it looked good. And they'd be like, nope. Uh-uh. Benedict, take your necklace off. And I'd be like, ugh.

They did it to me a few times too. Put it in my pocket and then what do you know? I lost my necklace. So. And they were mad at him for it. They were. They were like,

oh my God, that's your interview necklace. You need to go find it. They were. They were like, oh my God, that's your interview necklace. You need to go find it. I know. I was like, you took it. But that was the anal bead theory.

But yeah, we did use them on each other. A bunch. That's how we knew who's with who based off the smell. We were like, it's Tom's.

Smells like protein. Oh my God. Oh shit. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Let's keep going. Benedict, this is Ashley Brasco, and I also live in Indiana. And I would like to know if you'd like to go grab a drink sometime. Okay. Oh, this is anonymous, and you said your name.

I know. That's crazy. I don't know. Sure. Just depends where you're gonna be you guys should actually go get coffee he's a coffee yeah that'd be good that's the way to it people say grab drinks I'm like I mean what does that actually mean what are you trying to do to me I'm a nice girl coffee sure let's get an

expresso oh my god I get call was. Actually, you should have been more confident because it was a good joke. Oh, you made me laugh. I didn't feel it as much. Damn, I hate it here. You love it. You're moving. Let's keep going.

My friend and I literally watched Jay Breen's fake pass out about 5,000 times and died every single time. So we want to know if there's any uncut or unshowed scenes that were just as hilarious and if you two and your bromance would ever consider doing something separate in the future we love you guys wait I'm confused why'd she say it was fake so my pass out was it was obviously I was exaggerating I was being like dramatic but that's how it felt

on the inside but they actually did do you remember when uh casey and mercedes were arguing yeah that's an unshown fight that's an unshown funny fight and it was hilarious because it was a verbal argument it was just they're going back and forth in like we're on the couch oh i remember this i remember this and we're like just looking back it was like a tennis match oh my god we're like and they showed j did they show you yes bro and jay brun is like and i'm like just looking back and forth. It was like a tennis match. Oh my God. We're like, and they show Jay. Did they show you? Yes, bro. And Jay Brun is like. And I'm like just jumping up and I'm like falling off the, they cut it, but I was falling

off the couch because it was so funny. And that was like pretty hilarious. But yeah, I think if I could speak for Ben and I, like, I think we're both, we're trying to kind of do some things to where you will see more of us, you know, outside of FBoy Island. Should do like a podcast or something. Yeah. Called Expresso. Expresso podcast. FBoy Island. Should be like a podcast or something. Yeah. Called Expresso.

Expresso podcast. But we're just trying to do a bunch of stuff. So yeah. I'm trying to think of what else was unseen on the show that was really funny. Actually, I have one like random thing. J-Brain would sit on the couch like when we were waiting to film

because there'd be like breaks of like an hour in between. We didn't have anything to do. You can't do anything in an hour. You can't really work out. He can go to sleep. He can just sit there and talk. But he'd always sit on the couch, and there's a pot on this table to the right of the couch,

and he'd put it on his hand like you're just chilling at home. And I would go like this. So there's a big pot on his hand, and he'd just be like this. I'd be moving it forward and back, yeah. And all the producers were just looking for us to like mess something up so they'd like J burn put that pot down here you're gonna break it and then he did it like every day for like 17 days straight and one

day the fucking pot broke but it didn't break for me someone else broke it and they said I said I haven't touched the pot all day and I had to take the blame I but I played with it every... I played with a lot of the furniture. There was like a straw ball of like just old hay. And I would just toss it and play with it. That's how bored we were. Like before we had mixers like parties at night,

they'd be playing music and like getting us hyped up before the girls came over. Producers would be getting us like set up and cleaning up and make sure we're wearing the right shit. And they'd be playing music and we'd pass this little straw ball around like it was literally like it was a real and act like we were just doing like and one mixtape moves passing across the room that was the best shit that was fun bro and the cameras were never on us during that i

know but there's actually you can actually see it in one of the scenes too i think when tamaris and all the girls walk in i actually have the pot in my hand like no way yeah you see it slightly i'm just moving it back and forth and i laughed and i was like oh god i forgot about that i do that at my own house i play with the furniture i always do that bro all the stuff like when we toss fruit around i used to do that my house all the time oh my god my mom hated that i know i'd throw an orange up in the air for two days it's all right all right let's do the next one let's go All right, let's do the next one. Let's go.

Hi, Jay Breen and Ben. Just two quick questions, one for each. First, for Jay Breen, I just want to know why you played it. It seems like you played it pretty conservatively. You were there more as like a friend or a brother, not so much romantically. I don't know. I mean, they only edit the not so much romantically i don't know i mean they only edit show so much and then for ben um did you ever tell louise off camera that you were just not in to pda because i like pda on camera i mean i think that's totally natural um just yeah i just want to know if that

conversation was there all right thanks guys that's good that's a good question you first uh you know i i feel like i did play conservatively but at the same time there were some things that were cut uh if i can go back and do it again i would be a lot more this is gonna sound so bad but more uh i'll say assertive i was gonna say aggressive i thought you're gonna say sexual i was like i was gonna say aggressive but that's just not it i would be i would have been a lot more assertive a great word and uh i feel like I would have, you know, I think, but at the same time, you kind of get a feel for the girls and kind of what they want. And you see at the end of the day,

sometimes it doesn't matter what you do. If you're not that guy, you're not that guy. And you can tell that pretty early on. So you just have to accept your role or kind of just kind of make a beeline and do something else. And that's kind of what I chose to do. But if I could go back, I would have been for sure a little more assertive yeah I feel you but the PDA thing uh yeah I don't really like doing that on camera I mean duh who is really comfortable doing that I

don't know but it comes easier to some people than uh others and I I don't know I had to warm up to it for sure but I don't think it needs to really be said so there wasn't a conversation i wasn't like oh my god i'm scared to kiss you but like at the you can just feel when somebody is like into you but like yeah now's not the time type shit and that's kind of the vibe i was putting off but i would i mean i would show her here and there but it wasn't going to be like full-on like let me choke you out during this massage i'm giving you like i'm not gonna do that i'm not that guy yeah especially when when 50 other guys are sitting around in a circle watching you waiting their turn to talk to the girl you just kissed.

It almost turns you off. She just kissed other guys. I'm not going to go beg her to love me. You had to brainwash yourself. I had to watch Mercedes kiss her then I had to do it right after. I was like, bro, I just kissed Mercedes, not Louise. That was all Mercedes and you.

That was the bromance you guys missed. How many times Mercedes and Benedict kissed each other? Can someone tally that up? That's so whack. Alright, let's go. Do you think it was weird going on a date

after Mercedes went on a date with her and knowing what happened all night? Oh my God. Dude, honestly, I didn't know what happened all night, but like I had a good feeling. So I was like, ah, kind of weird. But the thing that nobody knows is on my 24 hour date, which was the last date, I didn't go up to her room. She put me on the cot, which means like, uh, you're not coming up to my room.

But I was like, like it, it, it didn't feel like, uh, like she was dissing me. Cause she told me after she was like, I,

I can't like do this in 48 hours. And I respected that a lot. And that made me like Louise more. But did you feel like before? Before she explained it to me, I was like. Well, even that. During the process of your 24-hour, did you feel like, okay, I'm going to get invited to her room?

Or did you feel like, I'm not going to. She's not going to. No, it was looking good. Oh, really? Yeah, and then all of a sudden we got back to their house and the flip kind of switch and i was like this doesn't feel right anymore like it says in uh i'm like what happened did i say flip switch the flip kind of switch it like threw me off i wasn't listening for like 10 seconds because i couldn't understand what you

meant the switch kind of flip i always do that oh my god it took me a few seconds bro every time i say coin toss i say twin cost oh my god i'm me a few seconds bro every time I say coin toss I say toin cost oh my god I'm gonna start saying that now but that makes sense that makes sense yeah everybody knew but uh

yeah that's kind of how it was it just didn't feel right and she was like um I'm gonna put you like you're not coming up and I was like alright

I don't really care that much well fine yeah I was tired anyway I. I didn't really care that much. Well, fine. I was tired anyway. I couldn't perform. No way. You couldn't perform a damn thing. I mean, you kissed her feet enough. You should have been able to. You better stop.

Alright. I didn't kiss him for that long. Let's keep going. Who even is J. Brianne? I don't really remember him. I mean, you guys were friends in the end. I didn't even see anything like that.

Somebody didn't watch the show. Somebody had 15 shots of tequila before they left a voicemail. Who even is J. Brianne? I don't know, but you know how to say my name. You know something about me. Who even is he? We had a whole 17 seconds on the show of us broing out literally but even before that they cut a lot of our scenes but we were together all the time we're brothers

for life they did not catch a lot of stuff which was annoying dude there was parts of dude we would just be cracking up like on the side of the pool or something no i'd be like where is the camera there's 17 literally and they're just watching other stuff they're watching nikolai call her dumb call louisa dumb blonde that's good tv though but yeah let's go what up ben love your content man fuck my question for you is would you rather spend a year of your life out in L.A. as a part of Lukasz's roster or sign a one year lease with Tom and live in a tiny one bedroom apartment with him? What are you picking? That's so dope.

I would spend a year with Tom, bro. I like Tom. Me and tom hung out a lot yeah tom is dope dude he's dope i don't know much about lucas to even want to spend more than a day with him he's cool he's just he's uh he's just out there yeah he's just a little sour he's just hell tom tom is dope dude you guys kind of got he got a bad edit but tom is hilarious and he's like a real genuine good guy. I mean, you might marry him actually if you stay with, you guys might sleep together. Oh God.

No, but me and Tom would wake up at like 8 a.m. and work out every morning from like 8 to, they told us to put our mics on. And so me and Tom talked a lot on the show. Tom's a dog, bro. Tom's dope, dude. Like dope. Yeah. Let's go. Tom's a dog, bro.

Tom's dope, dude. Like, dope. Yeah. All right, let's go. Question for you and Javrian. If you could look like one other guy on FBoy Island, who would it be? Oh, I think I know mine. Who's yours?

Elon. Really? Hell yeah. Elon looks great. He looks so good, bro. Yeah, Elon. They didn't show a lot of Elon on the show, but Elon looks amazing. He's real chiseled, rocked up, good-looking dude. Elon's like a great-looking guy.

His abs were like, what the hell? Yeah, Elon was a great-looking guy, for sure. He was taking care of his body on the show, bro. He was eating. His diet was all cut up. He was sponsored by Alphalete? Alphalete, yeah. Yeah.

He's about his shit. He was very like admirable. Yeah. Elon was like. I think it's I-L-O-N. Yep. That's what I just typed in. Oh, really?

Yeah, but Elon was like on his stuff like the entire. We would be eating like amazing breakfast and you look over and Elon has like. Yep. Elon has like yep elon has like uh uh what like some egg whites some um fruit and like that's it he's like oh no let's talk and eat for right now like he was elon was dope and you know what i was talking to him like a great smile too i was talking to him behind the scenes and he was gonna go to he was a top five uh recruit his senior year for soccer in the country. Yeah.

And he went to some badass school. I don't know the top five schools. I feel like it might have been some Arizona, something out there. But he just wasn't feeling it and stopped playing soccer and just started lifting heavy in the gym. So that's crazy. That's a level of confidence. I regret going on reality TV.

Is that real? On his magazine? No, I think they just made up because they said I'm a plant dad. I am, but they didn't know that. I never talked about my plants. It's none of their business. Yeah, true. But Elon's dope. Who would I want to be? I want to be Asante, bro. He's got swag, bro.

Every single night you would hurt something. I'm a little hurt you didn't say me. Stop. Whatever. I did it on purpose. You stupid dummy. Every single night I'm a little hurt you didn't say me Stop You stupid dummy Asante was swagged out I was waiting for you to do Asante was swagged out every night His dreads are always clean

He had the dopest hoodie It was supreme but it didn't say supreme And it just had a bunch of colors on it I was like god I want that shirt I wore one of Asante's shirts one of the nights. I was like, bro,

let me wear this flannel. He was like, go ahead. And I just like, I felt so dope. He had so much cool shit. Yeah, Asante's a good one.

All right, let's go. Do they tell you what you need to wear on the show every day or do they have a certain dress code that you have to abide by

on F boy Island? Uh, did they tell, no, they didn't. They never told us. I think they check us though.

We're doing something stupid. Oh, we had to have color. Yeah. They'd never let us wear black and white. It was like, cause for some reason guys only ever wear black and white when they go places,

which is so stupid of us. And a lot of nights we will all come down in the same outfit and they're like, no. And they would point out you need to change you need to change you need to change

and same with like elimination night they wanted us to kind of they wanted to differentiate us when we were sitting next to each other so that we didn't

all look alike it looks good on TV when you have a lot of color so they knew what they were doing but they never like made us wear like hey you need to put on

we have another shirt for you we want you to wear this they would like unless it was elimination elimination was like a step up from yeah other shit we had to work so we had to look super nice it depended on the person too like i think some people they kind of like wouldn't really trip about but a lot of people who like needed a lot of help they would say all right come down to wardrobe and we'll like give you they were even when you went to wardrobe though

they didn't like make you wear stuff i don't think they had wardrobe season one i think they got it season two because the people on season one they could dress but like they just didn't have any like guidance yeah and i think all their clothes were dirty i swear to god their shirts had like mustard and ketchup stains on it but we had this dude in wardrobe that like if i didn't know what to wear i'd go down there and he'd just hook it up he like knew all my clothes. He was dope. Not only that, but he would also hype you up. He'd be like, no, you look good. I'm like, do I?

Thank you. You walk down there with no confidence and come out with the same outfit that you walk down there with with more confidence. God, he would juice you up. He knew what he was doing. You were ready to go for the night. Literally, he was pretty up there. So yeah, but they didn't make us. There was one night where I wore black jeans,

white shoes, white tee, and a leather jacket and I hid the whole night because I just, that's what I wanted to wear and I didn't have any color on. I hid behind a pillar

for like 20 minutes so no one saw me. The first night. The girls are coming in and I left behind the pillar and everybody's like, what are you wearing? How can you wear that? They were hella mad and you couldn't change. They're all about continuity. They're all. The girls are coming in, and I left behind the pillar, and everybody's like, why don't you wear that? They're like, how can you wear that?

They were hella mad, and you couldn't change. They're all about continuity. They're all about continuity. They're like, you, leave him alone. Remember the first night? So the first elimination night, I had on these checkered plaid pants with this sweater. I remember that. And they were like, yeah, J.B. and you got to change.

And I was like, why? They were like, well, they said the pants kind of do something weird on camera. Oh, and you were flailing on camera, like messes with the lens. And it looks like your legs are like moving. And I was like, I'm not changing. And they're like, you have to. And like, we were all sitting down. I went upstairs in my room.

I was like so pissed. I was so mad that I had to change. And like, I think there was like a hold up a little bit for me because I was just up there. And I was just standing there without my shirt on, with my arms folded, leaning up against the wall, literally throwing a tantrum. And then I was like, man, I'm going to put this on. And I just put something else on, like some navy blue pants with like a...

It looked pretty good. It looked clean. Hey, I got something that I want you to explain. All right, so you were up for elimination one night. And Tamaris called you out. And you were like, you know, you were reaching for something and your rebuttal and you said you wrote a poem break it down so me and tamaris had like this week all right like the past like two episodes tamaris and i have been writing poems to one another right and uh it's

actually was going good i think me and ben watched one of the poems she wrote read one of the poems she wrote to me it was good it was really good at the end she and Ben watched one of the poems she wrote, read one of the poems she wrote to me. It was good. It was really good. At the end, she was like, I just want you to stay. Please don't leave me. Something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, all right, I got to come up with something next. And that week is when Austin did what he did and said Benedict was an F-boy.

And Tamera's got mad at me, actually, for standing up and saying stuff. Because she was like, I feel like Damien's always in drama. I wasn't, but whatever. But I understood why she was like I feel like Damien's always in drama I wasn't but whatever and uh but I understood why she was upset and she brought me up there for elimination basically like just kind of to scare me and let me know like hey I'm upset yeah and I told her like hey I want to focus on what we're doing you know I actually wrote you a poem dude I did not write a poem this is so funny I like I totally believe it I was to write a poem. I was like in the midst of writing one, almost kind of like it was kind of like that. And I was like thinking there she was in Nikki Glaser goes, can we hear it?

And I was like, oh, it's upstairs. I don't have it. So I'm thinking like once they like, okay, it's upstairs inside the house. Like it's going to be too much for him to go. Nikki Glaser touched her ear and goes, can you go get it? Oh God. What happened in your head? I was like, oh my God, I have to. As soon as she said that, I was like, I have to.

My mind is racing. I'm like coming up with a poem already. Oh yeah. But you'd be ready though. You're smooth. Oh my God, dude. And she's like, all right, go get it. So I look at the cameras

because I know the cameras are going to chase me. And I'm like, I'm faster than them. So I saw you run upstairs. Like you were like during football practice. I ran full speed. So the cameras were taking too long to come to me. And I grabbed my notebook, ran in the bathroom, closed the door because I knew the cameras can fall.

And I wrote down a poem. But I only thought of like maybe eight words. Do you have any idea what it was? I don't remember it. It was kind of good. But your handwriting was so shaky it was so bad you were like

you were like nervous it was like I care about you we're working well together something like that like I want you you want me let's do this

and we'll forever be or something like that and Nikki Glaser goes hmm a haiku do it and they were five seven five and everybody like looked at me like that's what the poem I thought it was good I was like yeah and everybody's looking around like that sucked and I'm sitting there like well I wasn't done I wasn't I didn't say I was done with it I'm like but and nobody

knew that I like I was like oh my god and then then later on, I said, I was out of breath. And I look at Ben and go, I didn't have a poem. I had to write it upstairs. On the toilet. See, I would do all that, but I wouldn't have a pen. I'd be like, fuck. Because I knew they were going to want the paper. I'd like prick my finger and write it in blood.

Oh my God. I need something. Give her a blood offering. You just cursed her. This is how much I love you. It was so embarrassing. know i got it off you pulled it off i'm glad that oh my god i forgot all about that man that was that was tamaris is like that was that was some behind the scenes shit bro right there she was like that's so it's so little

i was like well it's from the heart doesn't take much all right what we got next hey ben i know you and jay Brand are dying to see each other naked, but don't want to be seen as quote-unquote gay. So why not, after a workout, you two go hit the gym showers together? And it's just two dudes hanging out in public. Safe space. Side note, nothing wrong with being gay, because I love you. Ta-ha. Fuck. safe space uh side note nothing wrong with being gay because i love you first of all he was hella hornier he was hella laying down

he was on his back touching his chest time to 4 13 p.m you sent that oh my god that was the middle of the day was that were you at work weirdo bro oh my god he was whispering in his cubicle i haven't even had dinner yet i want to see you guys naked fuck i hated it i hated it okay let's go to the next one the horny man okay who would you fuck kill or marry tom peter or mikey d i mean michael kill them all kill all of them oh god i love them all no i'll marry them all who does she say tom peter and mikey that was a nice three that was actually a really good. Peter's like, he's hilarious.

Oh my God. Honestly, I think Mikey should have had more camera time. I'm kind of pissed. And I think everybody else is pissed that he got eliminated. So we were up one night. So this is like a little funny story. Me,

Benedict, Mikey D. And I think Brent were all upstairs next to my room one night. It was maybe like three o'clock in the morning. And a Carlos had just got eliminated. And we were laughing in uh mikey d was legit confused he was like i don't get it and we're like what he goes how does a guy like that get on a show like this and we laughed for like hours straight like he says some like funny shit he says it's so serious serious dude he goes he goes how do you get on this fucking show literally we just died laughing we're in like laugh mode because

like seven funny things happen and then dude i think we laughed at that for seven minutes oh my god like we sounded like a pack of hyenas well because before that we talked about carlos the entire like we knew we were like carlos is going home like the girls will all be here and carlos will be in the opposite side of the of the entire backyard like whatever we were like, Carlos is going home. Like the girls will all be here and Carlos will be in the opposite side of the, of the entire backyard. Like whatever we were at little, I don't know the area just chilling.

I'm like, what is he? Does he work? What does he do here? Is he one of the guys? You thought he was one of the chefs. Never saw him. I was like,

I've literally thought he worked. I was like, he works here, bro. Like he's a producer or something. Cause you, you never saw Carlos and he did not care. But after the show after the show like he you know we all follow each other and stuff and carlos is jacked he's dope dude carlos does like cowboy stuff like he rodeos and he rides horses and he travels a

bunch i know he was in like a a bodybuilding show and all that carlos is dope he just i think once he got to the show he was just kind of like, this isn't my thing. He kind of checked out. Yeah. So he was like, I'm ready to bounce. That was so funny. But it was hilarious. Carlos was not feeling it and he did not care. I don't even remember seeing him during the day.

I don't know where he was. I think they gave him like a day pass to go explore the rest of the country. They're like, you can go have it. Go to town. Get yourself some groceries. safe who else peter dude peter at the beginning i'm not gonna lie i didn't trust him i thought he was like a plant like for the girls or something i didn't know who peter was they're like he's from last season i watched the the beginning of the first season dude and peter was hilarious was he holy shit

he was more chill this season than last season. Yeah, he matured. Yeah, that was a great little plot line. No, but I think he actually did. Because on the first season, he was just wilding out. He was so funny. I mean, he's still funny as hell. But with girls, he's just smooth as hell. Yeah, he is.

I feel like as far as the smoothest guys on the show, Peter's for sure up there. He had game. For sure. He gamed Mia up. I know. I was like, Mia, pay attention. as far as the smoothest guys on the show peter's like for sure he had game for sure he was gay he gamed me up like no i was like mia will pay attention yeah he was like yeah you know whatever you want i got whatever we got we won't i was like me he just said the same thing twice he said the same thing in reverse twice and you believed and you loved it you thought he just it was so philosophical he was like yeah whatever you want to need we got it we could do it together we move with each other i'm like mia there's nothing

different about that she's like do you guys listen to him he said he loves me i'm like he didn't say that he didn't talk about that at all oh god tom uh we already talked we already juiced tom up yeah we'll leave tom alone a little bit. All right, let's go to the next one. This is from the same girl. Okay. That's good. It's coming.

Which one of Luis's toes did you like best? Oh, my God. That's actually a good one. I was actually also curious about that. I saw you love the third one. I think I went for the gap in between the big toe in the pointer finger toe that

genuinely gross me out just now. There's a lot of dead skin there. Shut up. No, I didn't really. I think I was a partial to the heel. I think I think I kissed like the top and I was going I was going bottom. I just kept going. I think I think I kissed like the top and I was going I was going

bottom I just kept going I just kept like I did like a kind of a tornado around it like it like it like if it's a hurricane on her foot like I was the I cut it out all right oh my god oh you need to not ever do that again shut up oh my what do you want me to do i had to be sexy is that is that what your mind thought of to be sexy let me kiss her foot till she told me to till the skin comes off i did you're gonna kiss her foot raw i did devour that shit you did devour downtown i was like oh my stop man it's enough we get it i swear that i did it once and i replayed it and reversed it bro that's cat dude you he I swear that I did it once and then I replayed it and reversed it. Bro, that's cap, dude. You hella did it.

You did it for the whole time. Forget this massage. Her whole butt is there. I kissed her butt. I did that more than the foot. The face you made to kiss her butt is the face you should have made when you kissed her feet. What did I do? You were like...

It was like, I don't wanna. Your faces were wrong i was like did that hurt him face swap oh god all right let's go to the next one my question to you which by the way you're fucking hilarious i love you and love you more one of my favorite people on social media. Probably my favorite. I'm like a sub 10k follower. Love you, bro. That was awesome to see you on FBoy Island. And I'm eventually going to get to my question.

The question is, since the show, how have things changed for you and kind of your career, I guess? Like, do you see things going differently for you down like the comedy skid route? Or are you more thinking like, I'm just going to do reality TV shows and just be an influencer? Love you long time. That's a good question.

Yo, I didn't know like so many people watched f boy island i didn't know either so i was like i don't think this is gonna do much for me but like it'll do something and i'll get an hbo credit and i'll meet nicky and a bunch of dudes like who knows literally yeah yeah but like a lot of people recognize me and they're like bro f boy island and i'm like i can't believe this many people watch it honestly yeah like people know how to say my name from the show which i think is crazy because my whole life nobody has known how to say my name my entire life so like even yesterday i think me and ben were walking around and somebody goes we were like oh i'll never go jay brin and i was like what like you know that wow you know how to say it like it's just it's it's surprising how

many people like actually notice you I was at the gym Back at home And some The guy You could tell The gym clerk He didn't want to be like Do too much

So he waited So everybody was gone I was like Hey can I have a basketball He goes Yeah So uh How was your experience

Wait that was at your At my gym That's crazy He was like How was your experience I was like Oh shoot It was dope dude

Like you know He was like Oh just so you know All the other clerks Know too But I told them To be cool about it I was like oh no i appreciate it dog like that is cool that people like kind of like say stuff and they notice you and they know you and stuff like

it's changed for me obviously me and you i wouldn't be in indiana or in indy if i didn't you know go on the show and we wouldn't be doing this podcast so i remember i told you on the show like midway through like we started becoming homies and i was like bro you gotta come to Indy and get on the podcast sometime but like I kind of was just like that's never gonna happen yeah and I was like no I'll slide and I think and we became like so I think people don't understand like we we clicked for sure when we were like on the show uh like you know there are people just like there are many people that we kind of click with but like once we got like deeper in the show and like him and i like really start sharing like some real stuff i was like oh yeah this is my guy for sure and that's how we knew like our minds kind of think alike and like morals and different

values and how we like kind of deal with situations and people kind of align and i was like oh yeah it's my guy if you're ever on reality tv anybody you gotta find somebody that you can like trust to like run shit by yeah because i was like all right like he's not gonna fuck me over I can just tell by like shit so if I have like a game plan or like he's not out to get me I can tell like I'm gonna run it by him and then like we can check it out like it's not gonna like come off weird even though everything I did came off weird but like it was okay a good question what would you do if J brain like during the mansplain started like talking shit about you oh my god you I don't know if you could have what if he

just spilled everything like if I just that would have been a crazy plot twist on TV all brought up I would just feel I would have spilled everything about you oh my god we would start fighting but not like if I would I would have ran over there and covered your mouth and threw you off the door. I swear to God. I mean, like, get out. The only thing that's the funny thing is the only thing I'll be able to spill is stuff that we intimately talked about. And the cameras wouldn't have been able to cover it because it wasn't like it didn't

make sense. Yeah. The plot. People would have been like, wait, what the? And yeah, I couldn't do that to you, dog. What did he do in fourth grade? He threw up on who? Like shit like dog. What did he do in fourth grade? He threw up on who? Shit like that.

Who did he steal from? He stole batteries from Target? He's actually a klepto. And Sharpies. Wow. I couldn't have done that. That would have been horrible. That would have been horrible.

That's a good-ass question. But how's my... Oh, yeah. People recognize me a lot more because of FBoy Island. I never thought that would happen, but a lot of people like, they'll just, they just scream FBoy Island to me and I'm like, that's so funny that you watched it.

Because it's such a funny show. I feel like they know everything about my life and it's hilarious. And they're like, yo, where's Luis? Right, every time. He lives in Florida. As far as like career, as far as career, maybe a little tour soon. Opening up for Nikki in Vegas September 2nd. That's the biggest thing that's ever happened to me, honestly.

I don't know. We'll see. I'm just playing it by ear. I don't really have a plan. Probably should, but I don't know. Not really my style. Let's go. Let's keep going.

Hi, I hope you're doing well my question for you is if you ever kept up with the it's glonky guy and if so what's he doing what's he up to good question um and also i guess i should ask a question about you so i'm curious who if anyone you get your comedic inspiration from fuck whoa that was amazing at the end that was amazing i don't think you can run it back without listening to the whole thing but it might be worth it it might be worth it hit it hi I hope you're doing well my question for you is if you

ever kept up with the it's glonky guy and if so what's he doing what's he up to I'm fine and also I guess I should ask a question about you so I'm curious who if anyone you get your comedic inspiration from here we go

fuck that is wild bro that's crazy that was such a plot twist oh my god i did not see that coming i never would have guessed why that was actually that was crazy that was dope that i like that maybe that's the new one maybe that's the girl version of top fuck just fuck aggressive oh my god the glunky guy uh i saw after that interview i saw him like a week later and he was uh just walking around like kind of i feel like he was chanting something. And I saw him. Do you know what I'm talking about? And he was on the circle. And I was like, do I do it?

I didn't have a camera with me. I just had my phone with me. And I was like, is it going to, should I do something? It's never going to beat the first one. So I just left it alone. And then I haven't seen him since, honestly. Have not seen him since. Yeah, he moved.

He's big now. He makes real money. He probably honestly. Have not seen him since. Yeah, he moved. He's big now. He makes real money. He probably is. But everybody loves him. I wish I could get in contact with him. If I do, he's definitely coming on the podcast. That would be insane. Oh, my God.

That would be hilarious. I forget the other question. Who do you get your comedic inspiration from? Oh. I don't know. When I was growing up, it was a lot of like listening to comedy albums in cars, like on road trips, on the way to see my family and stuff in Michigan.

So my dad really liked Jerry Seinfeld. So I listened to that legend. Man, a lot of different flavors. I really like Aries Spears growing up on Mad TV. I would watch him and then I looked him up on the internet and I would just binge Aries Spears like five second or five minute clips

like on Kazaa. I'd download them. Pablo Francisco was super funny when I was growing up. Me and my sister just used to listen to Pablo Francisco

like his hour. It was just amazing. We'd just listen to it by the computer while my mom was asleep and just look at each other and die. I'll never forget it.

Did you ever, obviously I think everybody kind of had Pandora. Did you ever have a comedy station on pandora yeah dude it was just stand up and i was just roll it and it was just perfect yes i do that i'd still do that so it's like it's like a two minute it's like a it's like bits yeah that is hilarious dude and you get so many it's such a variety and it's so much inspiration it's pretty dope you find that's a great way to find new comedians too. Yeah, and you're like, who is this funniest thing I've ever heard?

Who is this guy? All right, let's go. Couple more. How long have you known your mother and how many men has she slept with? Wow. Wait, who is that directed to? Well, I'll be straight up with you. I would never know that.

I would never know. My mom, according to my mom, and I believe her, she's only slept with the men she's been married to. She's been married three times, by the way, guys. I've known my mom for 31 years, and she's never slept with anyone besides me when I was a child. Did that sound weird? It weirded me out.

I meant like actual sleep. Yeah, my mom told me she actually found me. She found me in like I was at a Whole Foods in the diaper section looking for diapers. You were born in Whole Foods?

Yeah, my mom found me there. What a bougie ass baby. That's why I dress so nice. I'm a Whole Foods kid. Which one of the guys on the show was the filthiest guy there? The filthiest. Who's the filthiest guy on the show?

That's a weird one to know. I think we're, I don't think anyone was, honestly. Yeah, me either, but we all saw each other's butts. That whole entire mansion had showers with no shower curtains. And everybody showered facing the wall. Everybody did. Except me, honestly. I have to have the water hit my back. That's how I shower. mansion had showers with no shower curtains and everybody showered facing the wall everybody did so except me honestly i have to have the water hit my back that's how i shower i have yeah i usually do too but i didn't want everybody looking at me so i had to like i put the towel in front of

the glass so it like it covered everything it did not like my knees it did not the towels were never that long i didn't care dude the towels will cover our top half so all you see is a bunch of bottom half butts it was it was like pimply steroid butts all throughout the house just showing in the shower that's all you saw acne ass just everywhere there was no way and everybody saw it nobody was really that dirty nobody was like the fart guy yeah because i feel like if there's a fart guy like then if some one person broke the, then everybody would have been fart guys. Everybody was actually really clean. And everybody was-

Kind of surprising. Using a lot of cologne and trying to smell good. And, you know, oh, I need this thing. That downstairs bathroom did smell though. Cause that was the weirdest thing that there was only one bathroom downstairs. It was such a community bathroom. What the hell?

One? It was a mansion. So it was the only bathroom downstairs, but everybody uses it. So all of us and the girls, and then their producers, our producers, the cameramen, the behind-the-scenes people, everybody, the people who worked in the house, everybody used that bathroom.

That bathroom got worked out. Blowing that shit. That seat was hot. That seat was hot always. It was serious. And sometimes the girls would have like a freakout and all three of them would run into that bathroom. We'd be like... And we all have to pee. Everybody has to pee at the same time. No, the girls would have like a freak out and all three of them would run into that bathroom. We'd be like and we all have to pee.

Everybody has to pee at the same time. It would smell like shit and they're in there discussing something. I'm like, I know they smell it. Do they not care? They smelled my lunch. They're over here talking about love, love and love languages, and it just smells like beef and broccoli in the bathroom. Smells like carne asada.

Oh, no. For real. All right, let's go What's up Benny My question is How many of the self-proclaimed nice guys Do you think were actually fuckboys I feel like it's at least half of them Why does it sound like Nico

I don't know that was a quick message I think every nice guy has a little bit Of f-boy in them I think uh every nice guy has a little bit of f boy in them i think every boy has a little bit of nice guy in them it's just uh it's just where the percentage lies i don't know is there any guy that you look at you're like that may have said he was a nice guy that you're like definitely like he's not there's no way or any f boys my f boy that's definitely a nice guy's can i'm like like, he's not an F boy. That's crazy. I'm like, he's not an F boy, dog. I'm still shocked.

No matter what. I'm still shocked he's an F boy. Yeah, it kind of hurts a little bit, to be honest with you. I was like, are you sure when he said it? I was like, I think he got it fucked up. I was like, I don't think he understands. There's no way, because he's such a great dude. Nice guys that are F boys, though?

I kind of forget who all the nice guys are. Jared, Brant, AC, Nico, Dwayne, Jeremy, Carlos. Dwayne might be an F-boy. I think Dwayne's an F-boy for sure. For sure. I think, yeah. Dwayne has like the...

Resting F-boy face. The like, I'm an F F boy from Boston, New York type he's cool yeah he's cool he's an F boy though for sure

that's the one it was him alright let's go let's do one more fuck my question to you which by the way you're fucking hilarious

I love you and you're like one of my favorite people on social media. I just want to hear it again. I just want to hear all the compliments. That's the crazy girl. Okay, so we have a question for your podcast. So obviously on the show, we only see a portion of what really goes on on that island.

She's a Kiwi. I love it. How much, you know, from a sexual standpoint happens behind closed doors, because clearly, you know, PG viewing and all that,

like they're not going to show us everything. So I hope that you guys will talk in more detail about this on your podcast. Thank you. Sexual stuff that happened behind closed doors. Follow me with your sexy voice. Stop. Okay. Horny voice. Stop. Okay. Horny police.

Nothing did though. They were so strict about us with the girls. Like, yeah, they never let us be around. Unless it was 24 hour date. Yeah. They kind of got a glimpse of what was happening there.

But other than that, like we could, you can't even, so every night me and Benedict would kind of hide to walk the girls out. Oh, we did that. That was kind of baller. They started yelling at us. It would get so pissed. So the three girls would come up

to all the guys at the end of the night. This might not even have been on. And they were like, so guys, some of you need to step up your game. And then Tamaris would be like, yeah. And the game isn't being played very well. And Mia would be like, and the game is almost over. So see you tomorrow.

And they'd all turn around at the same time and walk out. Walk out in sync. And all of us would be like, oh my. Like the principal just came down at your lunch and yelled at you. We were like, oh. But one time me and Jayburn hid behind a plant and they were walking out and we like walked out with them. And we're like, hey, I hope you have a really good night.

We're like, and they, bro, you know, it's funny. They told us that. Tamera's like, I think we think that was so sweet that you guys walked us out. And then the next night we tried it again. They're like and they bro you know it's funny they told us that tamaris was like i think we think that was so sweet that you guys walked us out and then the next night we tried it again they're like the producers were ready they're like get over here they had like sniper rifles like don't don't you touch her don't you touch her we're trying to like touch him they're like don't don't you touch her we had a walk of shame back to the group we're like yelling bye we were we tried like we but they were like our strict. Our boys were cracking and shit.

We could not be around the girls without them there. So there was not much, honestly, like sexual anything until like towards the end. Yeah. But even then, I mean, I'm sure you can allude to that, cop boy. Nothing, bro. Nothing. I mean, just kissing and like people like being on each other like on the dates and all that stuff. Like kissing feet.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na kiss and feed. Na na na na na na na na, cat boy. But they were strict, bro. They really were. And you know who was even more off limits more than anything? Nikki Glaser. Oh my God. You couldn't even look at Nikki.

Literally. And you wanted to. Oh my God. Well, she was like interesting to look at because she was like the only other like beautiful woman on the show that like was just always there. So anytime. And she like was very super in shape. And like, I remember one time she was walking up the stairs and I was like the only other like beautiful woman on the show that like was just always there. She was hilarious. And she like was very super in shape.

And like I remember one time she was walking up the stairs and I was like, who the fuck is that? Oh, okay. Yeah, literally. Like I took it like because you don't see any other girls. Besides the producers, but they all look like producers with masks on and all that. Yeah. So you see somebody else and I was like, is this a dream? And I was like, oh, okay. All right.

And like one time I walked in. So downstairs where like in the basement kind of where wardrobe was Nikki Glazer had her own office like little studio down there did you ever look in there no I walked down there one time and she was chilling in like the kind of common area oh and like some shorts and just like chilling I was like hi I'm like why am I out of breath but I was like hi you didn't do anything she's like hey J. Brian I was like hey, J.B. I was like, hey. And they were like, get out. Security. Like, they kicked me out.

I was like, I'm just trying to get my shirt. One day I was working out, and you could, like, see the beach from wherever, like, the pool room where we worked out. And she was, like, walking on the beach. And I was like, I looked at her for, like, 30 seconds. And I was like, who the fuck is that? And she looked at me and then looked away. I thought she was just, like, a random person looked away i thought she was just like a random person on vacation so i was like who is she and then she looked at me again and looked away and then she looked back at me and goes i was like under the pool table so no do you remember uh

that's that's funny do you remember so we were so off limits to people though like if we were on the beach and people tried to talk to us then producers run down and grab us like people were not allowed to talk to us and obviously there were like some bachelorette parties going on i think yeah and we were chilling and like the bachelorette girls they were like probably in their 40s they look yeah older yeah um but they were like in hot tubs on balconies and they could see everything we were doing there's like a group of people like up like on this like rooftop that would watch all our eliminations everything they would scream out they knew it all dog they i think they had like binoculars or something like that they knew

everything and then like they're recording with their phones one day they just know who just got eliminated and they would like walk up one day they walked up and they were like oh they whisper they're like we know you guys can't talk to us because the producers but we're in the mansion up the blade gave us adjunct and threw a piece of paper up to me and I caught it and she was like, so just text us. And I'm like, if she only knew. We're literally pretty prisoners. We can't do anything. Pretty prisoners.

So I just looked at it and it was like all, it was all their numbers and like the address of where they were staying. And I just put it in my pocket and like, I never said anything. I was like, we can't go up there. They, uh, one time they, uh, they were on, we were on the, in the pool and you know how we, it was like an infinity pool. So like looked over and you could like literally like look down on the beach from there. There was nothing, no walls, nothing.

And these group of like ladies walk by and they go, are you Casey from F boy Island? When he was in the pool. Oh yeah. And Casey had so much game. He was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, uh, I mean we have like a cooler down here if you guys want to chill and he's like we can't chill but like we get us some alcohol later i think they actually tried to give us some alcohol but i don't know if he got it i don't know oh my god that might have been the bottle

that we snuck or something they were so they were like yeah they were super strict on us talking to anybody anything like that i wish that remember your family was like out there at the same time his freaking family was there in cabo while he was filming the show and he's like can i see my family and they're like hell they're like no you're like damn there i said and i asked myself i said this and i said what if my family's walking on the beach and like i'm looking at them can i go hug them they're like no you can wave i was like can i at least fucking mom i was like can i scream and like say hello to them they're like no dude if they i was like can i at least fucking mom i was like can i scream and like say

hello to them they're like no dude if they notice you they notice you but you cannot scream to them i was like i hate it here i hope they don't come and they were out there the same time i was out there it kind of it was horrible did you see him nah i'm glad i didn't i'm about to cry because we had that 10 minutes on the phone every sunday i talked to my my dad maybe bro after i hung up the phone i've never given a shit about my dad i swear to god i started crying dude and you walked up to me you were like i was crying i was like bro me too i've never i don't give a shit my dad was like just are you eating well and working out i was like yeah oh god i'll talk to you later. And I was walking up the stairs, almost crying.

And then the medic was like, hey, do you need your hair pills for today? And I was like, God damn it. Wipe my tears. I was like, give me the pills. My hair is going to fall out. What a reality check, bro. Oh, my God. After a while, we were like, we don't want to talk to our families anymore.

They keep making us weak. I'm done with that, bro. Yeah, they did. Oh, my God. We were both so emotional. I was like, I needed it. It took me a day to recover from that. Oh, my God. That's hilarious.

Every time I looked at anybody, I started crying after that. I was like, I'll take two tacos. Looking at the chef. Oh, my Lord. That's funny. Okay. We got to wrap. Yo, that's Espresso Podcast

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