Espresso - wild superstitions

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

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Espresso, shot 185. Turn me up a little bit. Depot on the beat. Yeah, shot 185. Little chilly outside. Might need a little motherfucking beer. Or maybe a twisted tea. Yeah.

Don't play with me. Real quick. I'm all about my tea. I'm going to pass it to Lee. Listen. Chill rap type beat. Okay. With Benny P.

We chilling in the street. Say what? I left the crib. I had to beat my meat. One more time. I was making dinner. You little freak. Aha!

I made a pork chop. Uh-huh. BP on the mic. One, two, three. You feel that beat? They feel us in the white car. I spit a white bar. Damn. Uh. That's all I got.

Me too. 185. Let's pop. Appreciate y'all. You got a guest today and it's me. Nice. Kind of nice. Nice with it. Espresso Podcast Shot 185.

It's your host, Benny P. And I'm with Liam Pinero. That's me. What's up? Thanks for having me again, buddy. At Liam Pinero on Pinerol That's me What's up? Thanks for having me again, buddy At Liam Pinero on all platforms That's me We've got a good little pod today

But first I need to get into some news For 86 News This is Johnson. Alongside me today, they call me Cooper. Johnson and Cooper. Good to be back on the day shift with you, Johnson. Oh yeah, we'll get there. If this thing ever ends.

In sports, an emotional support duck has taken the social media world by storm. You know, at first this story kind of ruffled my feathers. It's come to pull on the heartstrings a little bit. It's pretty wholesome. What did you think? After footage shared online showed a duck taking part in the NYC Marathon. Isn't that crazy? That is.

I'm telling you, when I laid eyes on the video of this duck wearing actual shoes in a real marathon, I laughed out loud. I'm telling you, it really quacked me up. I'm telling you, this thing, it was flying past people. And I'm not even sure it trained. I think the duck just winged it. Oh, God! Well, first I was going to say, maybe someone was just throwing bread. I mean, if this duck trained, it had to be at the quack of dawn.

Oh, God. Hey, hey, hey, guys. In all seriousness, I'll shut the duck up. But you know, but you know, all the runners, they had to pay an entry fee. Yeah. When the duck was asked to pay, he just said, put it on my bill. Oh! He just said, put it on my bill.

Oh! That, my friends, is another edition of 86 News. Have a good night. That was good. Put it on my bill. I can't wait for that one. Yeah, it was good, actually. Ducks kind of turn me on.

I think they're very seductive. Oh, gosh. Okay. My bad. What's up, bro? I'm good, man. You didn't ask me how I was. You asked me what's up.

Of course you did. What's up? Yeah, of course you did, actually. Only thing I say ever. Yeah, we just decided that was Ben's alarm clock. Dude, I'll see a priest walking around and be like, what's up? I wouldn't even call him father. What's up? Ben's at a funeral.

What's up, y'all? For real. Only person't even call him father. What's up? Ben's at a funeral. What's up, y'all? For real. Only person to do the peace sign. What's up and for real? Only person to throw up a peace sign at a funeral. Open casket. You get it.

Ben's up there leaned over. Everyone thinks he's crying. He's actually just taking an Instagram story. I'm dapping him up. Over the casket. He's making puns.

He's making puns. Hey, I'd die for you. Jeez. All right. So let's get into the question, man. I like this, man. Espresso question of the week. What's your superstition?

That's a good question. Are you asking me? I'm asking. I know you got a little something. No, I got a lot of them, man. I hate it because I don't like being a superstitious guy, but I am. Just, I guess, by nature. My thing, and we're talking about funerals.

If I know where a funeral home is, I can't make eye contact with the sign. I feel like if I read the full sign, that means I'm going to end up there and die. The sign, like, outside of it? Like, yeah. Like, O'Reilly's Funeral Home? Oh, oh. Yeah, exactly. And if I read it,'m like oh shit i'm gonna die so anytime i drive by i like have to avert my eyes and that one in uh greenwood that's like right on the hill i always see it when i'm like driving up uh main street so then i have to like the cemetery on may they put the new

roundabout in there yeah can't tell if we're from greenwood or not. Dude, but that's funny because we used to do this in Greenwood at the same cemetery. Bro, my, like, superstition was my whole family did it. We got to hold our breath the whole way you pass the cemetery. And you know at the top of that hill there's a roundabout. It used to be a stop sign. Traffic would be backed up, dude. So I'd be at the funeral Like

Or by the cemetery Like Driving by Fucking Like really about to die No but that You'd end up in there No I know

I got a bunch of weird ones Like the classic ones Where like my TV volume Has got to be like even That's some psycho shit My radio has got to be even Like stuff like that Like it's got to be

It can't be at like 65 No It's got to be even. Like, stuff like that. Like, it's got to be... It can't be at, like, 65. No. It's got to be at 64 volume. Yeah. It's got to be even. Dude, but what if it's not loud enough? Like, what if it's at 63 and it's perfect? You just got to deal with it.

You got to deal with the pain? I got to deal, dude. Because, yeah, it just throws me off, man. And even when I get paid, if it's, like, an uneven dollar... You're like, take it back. Take the shit back. I just gave it to somebody. Bro, we both have pimples on our nose today.

I woke up with 97 zits on my nose. I just turned 25 two weeks ago. I never had acne when I was a teenager. And now I'm like, oh, good thing I'm going to be on four fucking cameras today. Yeah, your voice is cracked like three times. I know. Maybe I'm actually going through puberty. Finally, bro. I don't think I've gone through pu this already. I know, yeah. Maybe I'm actually going through puberty. Finally.

I don't think I've gone through puberty yet. I still have one of those hard nipples. What was the weirdest thing that happened to you in puberty? I swear I skipped the whole step.

I didn't even get the voice change. I've sounded like this since I was 12. What's up? In second grade? Recess? Go around and introduce yourself.

What's up? What's up, it's Ben. Host the Espresso Podcast. Fuck boy. I'm excited to be here and hear these voice messages, though, dude. Let's get into them. I hope Heyo Mayo Mane sent one. Hey, you already know.

Right here. That boy gets it done. He's fired, dude. That boy gets it done. What is your superstition, Heyo Mayo Mane? Let me hear it. Right here. That boy gets it done. He's fired, dude. That boy gets it done. What is your superstition? Hey-o, may-o, may. Let me hear it. Come on.

Yo, this is Clint, a.k.a. Hey-o, may-o, may. What's my biggest superstition? When I lived in an apartment, When I lived in an apartment, I blocked the door that went out to the balcony. Because for some reason, I thought that somebody might really want to murder me. they climb, like they scale the side of the building to get up there onto my deck, they'd find that the door was locked and give up. And so I locked it every night.

Yeah. Dude, the noise is in the background. Can we just guess what's going on here? Okay, keep going. I was on the second floor in case that wasn't clear as to why this is so stupid. Bro, no, I always think of that. I think of that on the 18th floor. Like somebody's going to climb all the way up your building?

Yeah, and I'm like, if they get up to the 18th floor, just kill me. Yeah, you deserve it. I'd be so terrified to see someone on my balcony. I'd be like, you climb up here? Do it. Why do we, like growing up it why do we like growing up why do we always think everybody's gonna kill us i still do me too but i'm like for what yeah i know i don't even do anything yeah or just getting sniped all the time bro standing in front of my

window of my apartment i'm like dude am i gonna get sniped all the time dude if there's like one if there if somebody has like blinds in their family room and one's like cracked open i'm like dude put that blind back. Dude, somebody's going to snipe me right in the chest. Yeah, weird. Anytime I see a red laser, I'm like, ah! Even cats don't fucking mind those. No, he's right, though, dude.

I do that shit, too, on the 18th floor. I swear to God, I'm locking everything. I know. You lock yours. Dude, this is a story I heard in my apartment one time.

Somebody, like our landlord for our apartment, I don't know if she was trying to scare us or she was joking with us. She was like, lock your door every time.

And I was like, duh, I'm not just going to leave my shit unlocked. She's like, because this one lady went downstairs to get Starbucks coffee

one time and came upstairs, didn't lock her door. There's a homeless guy in her shower. And ever since I heard that, bro, I was like, dude, I lock it when I

take the trash out. I lock my door every time. I'm not that bad. I leave my actual door open when I take the trash out. I can't do that. No one's home when I'm home. I can run right into my apartment And like get in my bed and shit

Bro I've seen Did you ever see guys That video that was super viral Of like a homeless person That was squatting in someone's attic Oh You remember that Oh yes

You remember that That scared the hell out of me Like for years And then they fell through I heard this There's probably like different versions of this It scared the hell out of me They broke through the ceiling

And they landed on a knife And died But it was the homeowner's fault? Dude, I heard that. Holy shit. There's a guy living in our attic for 13 years. We had no idea. We'd always find food missing and be like, we had a ghost, but it was really a guy

in the attic. Bro. That's why you gotta lock up. Hey, Ome, Ome. He's on it. Good shit, Clint. Let's keep going. Who's next? Okay, we got... Oh, shit. Schmate Gordo 2.

What's your superstition? Superstition is every time I walk by, like, a doorway or, like, a pole or something, I have to swim move it like I'm a receiver or a defensive end. That's funny as hell. Bro, there's nothing like a good swim move on, like a just a stupid-ass sign or trash can. I just smack the fuck out of everything. Why am I like that bro? Every top of every door friend. Sign. My girlfriend's ass. My boyfriend's ass. My dad.

Oh! Too far. Your dad's ass. Jopo, man. No, but... Coach Pizza. I feel that, dude. I don't do the swim move, but I do the Euro step.

Oh, it's so good. It's so good. I do it two people. People automatically think... I do it two people. Oh, yeah. If there's two people right here, bang. I'm in Eurostep. It's so good. It's so good. People automatically think, oh, yeah, if there's two people right here, I'm in Whole Foods with it. I know, I know. Just walking around because I can't buy any.

I get fouled, too. I swear to God. Shoot something. I swear, I'll shoot free throws in Whole Foods right now. I'll set up a field goal post. Anyways, no, that's good, dude. That's good. I do that all the time.

Eurostep in. And then if you don't do it, you feel like, should I go back and do that? Yeah, I have to. I'm like, I think we have to. I hit the last three tops of the doorways. Have to hit an instant replay. Challenge on the play type beat. No, if there is another thing I would.

Oh, I always act like I hit my head on shit. I'm that guy that's like, does this shit. Bro, that was my fucking, like, personality. It still is. personality still is bro i will i swear to god if my mom was ever pissed off at me in the kitchen or some shit with a cabinet oh it's over bro you can't be mad and laugh at me it's against the rules okay hey that's express law express law you bring it back yeah bro if you're mad at somebody and you end up laughing at them like two seconds later you're not mad at them anymore. You can't continue the mad.

Express law. That's how Ben has a relationship ever last more than like two weeks. Guess I got to get funny. Guess I need to be funny. Walking to Home Depot, slap a bag of mulch. I was at Home Depot the other day. It smells so good in there, dude. Where was I the other day?

Oh, the fucking hardware store. Every hardware store. Yeah, it smells so good. Actually, you know what else ranks up there with best smelling places is like an auto parts store. Yeah, why though? Fuck, the tires. That's it. That's it.

You know what smells like shit? What? Like a used game store. Like disc replay. I walk in there, I'm like, fuck! I couldn't even still open. I went the other day. Why?

A probably stupid ass prop for a video game. Yeah! A prop for a video. It does, it smells like shit in there. Disc replay smells like shit in there. This group really smells like shit. Anyway. The sky. I don't know what other places smell great.

You'd think a candle place would smell good. It doesn't. Because it's all the mixing. That's why they had those beans. I was always so confused. I went to a Yankee candle. They got beans everywhere. There's a coffee shop, too?

That's an awfully hot coffee shop. Candle shop. Yankee candle. Let's keep it rolling. Luis Chicago. Luis sells Chicago. Left him hanging on the birthday message. Oh, damn.

Double tap that real quick. We'll keep going. What's up, Ben? My superstition is um every night before i go to bed when i set my alarm i always have to make sure that it's set so i'll set it and then i will lock my phone kind of sounds like he's rapping close my eyes try to go to sleep and then I'll probably check to make sure that it's actually on with full volume about 15 times before I actually end up falling asleep.

Because I'm terrified that for some reason it's going to mysteriously turn off or something. Dude, that is so true. I do that every night. How many alarms do you have? Why do you do that? Because I'm the same problem. I'm like, well, what if one of them doesn't go off?

So if I have to wake up at like 9.30, I'll sit all the way from 8.30. I'll be like 8.30, 9, 9.15, 9.30. I'll be like, one of these bitches is going to wake me up. I swear to God, dude, it's the same thing. I'm like, nah. You don't hit snooze ever? No. I just wake up.

I'm a snooze bitch, dude. Because when I wake up, I have a hard time falling back asleep. So I just think, eh, I'm up. And I'll just turn the rest of them off. But sometimes it takes until the third one to wake me up. Every time. Dude, if you can wake up the first time in your alarm. Psycho.

Your car is clean. Your car is spotless. Your car is clean. You have a car wash Like monthly membership You got a crew car wash Yeah You have a thing On your windshield

They scan for sure Why is snooze On phones nine minutes Is that a thing Yeah Why is that Why is it Does that bug the shit

Out of you You're a little Even and odd ass Yeah it does Make it ten It really I'm like Are you shitting me

Why is snooze Nine minutes That's the only That's the thing I'm going to ask when I go to heaven. It's got to be eight or nine. Because it's not ten, I know that. It's random. Why? We've previously looked at why apples...

Nine minutes. It's probably like some, like, oh, researchers have shown that nine minutes is the extra rest you're buying. Yeah. Hype shit. Mental floss. The consensus was ten minutes was too long and could allow people to fall back into a deep sleep,

so nine was the perfect number. I'll give him a 60-second cushion. Cushion. Ten minutes is too long. One more minute, you freaks. I low-key feel like it should be five. You got to get your ass up if you're snoozing. Either make it like 20 or five.

20 would be fucked up. I could not wait to hit that damn button. If you got to get up, dude. 20? Mo sets an alarm every morning at 3.30. AM? Yeah, she gets up for work at like 5.45 or some shit, and she'll set an alarm at 3.30. So her body's up? No, like you know when you were a kid and you she gets up for work at like 5 45 or some shit and she'll set an alarm at 3 30

so like her body's like well you know no like you know when you were a kid and you'd wake up you'd be like oh yes i still have two hours oh that's my shit just so she can do that every morning i used to do this shit when i was a kid yeah and i used to like before school i used to get i think we left at like 7 a.m i used to get up at 5 a.m., get all my school clothes on, get everything ready. Lay back in. No, no, no, no. No, I've done that before, too. But then from 6 to 7, I'd be all done with my shit, and I'd just watch TV.

With all my shit. If I fell asleep, I was cool. But I was watching cartoons and shit. He's dripped out. Yeah, yeah. Bro, I was ready in a collared shirt and khakis. Oh, yeah? You had the uniform.

I forgot about that. Like, gelled over hair while I'm on the couch and shit. I actually wish we had uniforms in Greenwood, dude. Having to pick out what to wear. That's crazy. That sucks, dude. You need a lot of fucking drip. Bro, I just wear, like...

Like, kids are us. I just wore, like, all Jersey Shore, like, graphic t-shirts. And it said, like, grenade whistle on it. And it had, like, a fucking... All Hollister. Yeah. It'd be, like, bright blue. And I'd be wearing, like, red basketball shorts with Reebok zig-tags on it. All Hollister. Bright blue. I'd be wearing red basketball shorts

with Reebok zig-tags on. Zigs. Do you ever go to the mall when you're a kid and one of those Hollister employees track you down? They track you down. You too, though. We look exactly the same. Just the zits on our nose.

We're in the Christmas spirit. Call me Rudolph. Cooper sneaking in my bed. I was never ripped like that, though. They didn't track me down. Hey, you want a job opportunity? You know who did the military recruiters in high school? The pull-up bar at lunch?

Yeah. I used to be nasty at pull-ups. So I'd be like, fuck this. You'd pump out like 13 and be like, fuck this. Give me the t-shirt. Give me the ROTC t-ups. You pump out like 13 and be like, fuck this. Give me the t-shirt. Give me the ROTC t-shirt. If you cop one of those army bags

though and just never use it again. I had like six of them, dude. I was pull-up poppy. The lanyard? I was pull-up poppy. I'd pull up with a flock of girls. I'd be like, I'll pull up. I never pull out. Then I'd bust out 35, take a bag, slap them both in the face, and then go to

fucking algebra. Go to algebra my senior year. Pre-algebra. Dude, I fucked up in algebra. I swear to God I failed it. I had to take it all again. I was in like the dumb level of kids and math. I couldn't do it.

I'm so bad at math. What's your good subject? What's like, where'd you shine? P.E. Fuck off. Like what? Yeah, that little test we had to do in P.E. though. Remember that in high school? It was like basic shit.

Yeah, but you had to run a mile. That was tough, dude. Yeah, you had to run one in like 6 minutes and 40 seconds for presidential. Maybe it was 7 minutes and 40 seconds. 6.40 is like some decent-ass mile time. That's solid. Dude, I take like nine minutes to run a mile, I swear to God.

Don't care anymore. Yeah, me neither. But I just use the Stairmaster in the gym. I'd rather do that than... So many girls are on the Stairmaster, bro. I'm trying to get an ass like them. I know. Girls love the Stairmaster. They do it like this.

Yeah. While their legs are moving. Yep. You all right? Are you alive? Do you do this when you're asleep? Okay, let's keep going. Jivina, I think.

What's your superstition? It's Jiviana. Jiviana. Maybe it's Jiviana. My superstition is if i knock over table salt i have to take a little bit of it and throw it over my left shoulder oh my god it's supposedly like the devil is standing behind you so you throw salt in his eye or some shit like that i don't know but i still do it people that don't do that i don't do that Make me salty

I'm glad you peppered that one in there You've never You've never done that? You've never heard of it either? I think I've heard of it But I'm like come on All that superstition shit Walking under a ladder

I'll walk under 15 ladders At Home Depot right after this Let's talk I hate that shit Black cat cross your path How many times has that shit Happened to you dude? Black cats are cute man I hate that shit. Black cat, cross your path. How many times has that shit happened to you, dude? Black cats are cute, man. I used to have a black cat.

But it's like a... Maybe it explains my life. No, but I think I do that salt one, dude. I think I do. I told you I'm superstitious, dude. If you spill salt on the table, you gotta do that. If you knock it over and some of it falls out,

you got to, like, pinch it and then throw it at it. I just... You ever see people at work do that? Mm-mm. Damn, bro. Nev. There's other ones, too. The opening umbrella inside.

Yeah. Breaking a mirror. I've broken so many goddamn mirrors moving and shit. I just saw what you meant by looking at it. Cool. Come on. No, there is a bunch. I don't do all of them, but, like, I'll walk under a ladder.

Like, there's no rhyme or reason to my shit, dude. That's why it's like I'm such an annoying person because there's no consistency there. It's like, why do I do these things? I just feel, like, inclined to do some things, and then, like, I don't really care about other things. No. I'm a salt boy, though. I'm a I don't really care about other things. No. I'm a salt boy, though. I'm a salt boy.

Salt bae. Salt bae. And I'm an island boy. Do we have any more? No, that's all we got. That's it. Those four. That's the point, bro. Superstitions.

Espresso question of the week. All right, let's go viral. But before we go viral, just keep in mind that the Espresso Podcast is brought to you by Wave One Media. If you want to start your own show, visit thewaveone.com. Dot com. Dot com. That's when I said that to the guy in the door the other day. Random ass dude walks in the door in Wave One.

Liam just goes up to him. Hey, if you want to start your own show, I figured he was going to inquire. Just visit thewave1.com. I have to sit like this, bro. He's the strangest sitter in the world. Somebody told me I sit like an Asian man the other day. You do.

I'm sure you've got incredible quad strength, though. I don't know, bro. I don't know how it feels good, but it does. Just be like that. You caught me sitting like that yesterday. Yesterday morning. Remember? Feel the way I can focus.

Yeah, I feel that. It just kind of grounds you. All right, let's go. Viral. Viral. Alright, let's go. Vi-vi-vi-vi-viral. Arr-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar. Oh-oh. Viral. Hashtag, what not to keep in your fridge.

I don't know if this is crazy or genius. My friend in New York, his dad used to keep toilet paper in the freezer. In like the freezer. That's kind of a good idea. Right? I was like, it's fucking weird as hell. But then I was like, wait. Frozen ass.

Frozen ass. I'm like, you got to thought. First of all, I never had to find out. As you know, I don't shit in public. So I don't shit at friends' houses either. Really? Yeah. So I never had to find out.

If you really had to shit right now, you'd go home? Yeah. Wow. Even if I still lived in Greenwood I would go home shut up it's such a process for me you get all naked when you shit I get fully naked when I shit you know that that was on one of my you're weird oh that's true it's such a process for me. That takes a long time to shit then. Yeah.

But I was like, but I was like, that shit might go hard. Frozen toilet paper? I'm like, but what are you, is there like a thawing process? You gotta like take it out and like how long does it stay?

You gotta like pick at it with an ax. How long does it stay cold? What's the point? I'm like, damn, bro. But yeah. I got a 12 pack in my freezer right now. Tell you what, it's not beer. Oh, Jonathan.

No, but I don't, like, I, that's something you don't keep in the fridge. What about you? Some people, like, some people are probably thinking, like, fucking ketchup and, I don't know. Ketchup's a big deal, bro. I don't know if I, I like room temp ketchup. When you think about it, like like restaurants, it's room temp. But the house, I keep it in the fridge. That's weird.

I never even thought of that. Room temp ketchup is fire. Like McDonald's ketchup? It's a little different. What? Everything at McDonald's is like that. It's a little different. What kind of chokehold does McDonald's have on every brand?

Their Coke? You're a Coke? Coke at McDonald's and Fountain's so much different. Coke? McDonald's Coke. McDonald's ketchup secret. Dude, it is. Like, it's Heinz. It's Heinz. It's different, bro.

It says it used to be Heinz until late 2013. What is it now? Now it's an in-house McDonald's brand. It's called McDonald's Fancy Ketchup, which Fancy is simply a USDA designation that producers are allowed to use for marketing if their product meets the standards of U.S. grade, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I personally think it's a little sweeter than others. I do, too. It's definitely sweeter. Yeah. The fact that they call it Fancy and they just know it slaps. All it is is at the very end, they just throw a little bit more sugar in there.

At the very end. Is it ready to go? One sec. We've got to throw it. Had to make it. Dash. Fancy. All I know is these other restaurants better catch up.

Goober. Is it the Coke or is it the Sprite? Coke is the difference. It says that typically restaurants get their soda syrups in plastic bags and then McDonald's gets their Coke syrup delivered in stainless steel tanks. Shut up, McDonald's. Comes in like an aged wooden barrel. What are you looking at? What started this convo?

What, not to keep in your fridge? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but McDonald's, I'm sure they spend more money to do shit like that, but it makes a difference, dude. People know. I actually like McDonald's, which is kind of fucked, but I actually like it.

I started doing this thing where I get two Big Macs, no meat. Yeah. Makes no sense. What? What you do with your Big Macs. Two Big Macs, no meat, extra lettuce, add tomato, go home. What up, twin? Go home, make four, twin? Go home.

Make four eggs and put it on there instead of the meat. It's like an egg Big Mac. It's fire. Pickles on there. Dude, it's money. You're making fun of my ass. It's money. I swear, I could eat.

I know. I knew that. I could eat an entire. You could trick me and not put meat on them. I love eggs, bro. Are you going to keep doing that now that you're Tyson Nugget Boy? Yeah, I still do. I'm still an egg bitch.

Let's do Days of the Week. Days of the Week. D-d-d-d-days. Days of the... D-d-d-d-d-days of the week. Thursday. What do we got? Family PJ day. What'd your fam call them? Growing up. Sleeping clothes?

No, I think pajamas. Oh, my God, bro. You're a pajama boy? No, dude, my family was... Listen. Jammies. Shortened it down. Made it cooler.

Thanks, Dad. I'm surprised you're not... Get your jammies on! I cannot picture your dad saying jammies. I know. That motherfucker won't even say snickerdoodle. He won't say cinnamonies, but he'll say jammies. There's a whole list of words my dad won't say.

He'll just explain. He'll beat around the bush. Like in a drive-thru. Like, can I get the cinnamon things? Can I get the cinnamammies? There's a whole list of words my dad won't say. He'll just explain. He'll like beat around the bush. Like in a drive-thru. Like, can I get the cinnamon things? Cinnamon is a big, yeah. Instead of saying it. Miniature cinnamon rolls. Exactly!

There's a whole list, dude. I was never big on wearing PJs, though. I sleep in just like... With that full body suit, though, when you're like real young? With the zipper? Before Christmas? With the grip on the feet yes i used to have a spider-man one yeah you were spider-man when you put that thing on and then you put your arms out and you had like wings shut up you had that spider-man the web wings yeah spider-man didn't even have wings like that but

like it still came out and some cartoons he does though and i'm like what's that from fair enough i can't even keep track with superhero shit, but, and then they had the grippy feet. The grippy feet, bro. Oh, my God, bro. I'd do that thing

where I'd stick myself to the wall, you know what I mean? Like, kind of do it in the corner? Like, Emperor's New Groove type shit, where, like, him,

yeah, dude. That's the only time I can remember being excited to wear, like, I think I had a Buzz Lightyear one, actually, with the grippy feet.

Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, let you to the rescue, rescue. I had a little toy growing up a Buzz Lightyear one, actually, with the grippy feet. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Lightyear to the rescue, rescue. I had a little toy growing up, Buzz Lightyear. I just hit it on repeat all the time. Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz. My dad was like... My girlfriend's got a toy that buzzes all the time, too, but she never lets me see it. Yeah, I'm going to be doing that for this. I'm going to be buzzing, too.

I'm not talking about toilet paper. You're so stupid, dude. Jeez. Okay. Let's keep going. Friday. Friday. TGI Friday?

Raisin Bran cereal day. Never had it. Dude, but Raisin Bran sucks. Raisin Bran Crunch? Even the box, you're like, damn! The sun's even happier on that box. Bro, it's really fire. You go back and look, it's fucking

fully frowning on the other. Isn't that just the regular Raisin Bran box? Yeah, it's like, I don't care anymore. Raisin Bran Crunch is nice. What's your go-to cereal? My go-to cereal? Like, on a special occasion? Like, if I'm on vacation, I wake up on the beach

and I can pick whatever I want? Absolutely anything. Bro, I honestly think I'm going to get, like, one of those Nature Valley bags of granola. That's like honey, almond, or whatever.

Those slap. And then I'm going to put it in a bowl. I'm going to chop up a banana real thin. Like maybe 8 to 10 banana wheels on the cereal. Pour milk over the top. Crush it up with my spoon for 48 minutes until everybody around me gets annoyed. Then I'm going to go in the bathroom and eat it

because everybody hates me. But no, that's what I do. That's my shit right there. For me, it's Lucky Charms. For no, that's what I do. That's my shit right there. For me, it's Lucky Charms. For me, it's Lucky Charms. Let me know what else I'll talk about on the podcast. Lucky Charms actually is my favorite cereal.

You ever had the one with all marshmallows? No. I don't feel like I'd like it though. I guess the marshmallows are crunchy, but I like the crunch of the little shapes. Little guys? Whatever the hell they're made out of. Nobody knows.

Made out of cereal. But when I pour Lucky Charms, it's not a lot of marshmallows. I'm like, God damn it. No, yeah. You got to have the good... You got to re-pour. It's all about the ratio. Pour it back in the bag.

Give it a couple shakes. Back in the bag. You know what I mean? Oh, I know. All right, Saturday. What you got? National Indiana Day. Lying.

National Indiana Day this Saturday. Indiana Lying. You got to repost it. Man, I repost that thing every day. You got to find that dude. I'm going to hire Dog the Bounty Hunter to find him. Where is he?

Fuck. I saw him a week after on the circle. He could be anywhere in the entire world and it wouldn't be like surprising. He could be in China right now. Yeah, for sure.

He moved to Tibet. You wanna bet? You bet. Look at him. Where are you, man? Dude, everybody. I think every comment on YouTube is like, yo, you got to find this guy.

Reddit. This is a Reddit thing? Bro. This man's speaking cursive. I love the top comments on these. Can you play it real quick? It won't hit copyright, will it? It should be your copy.

Yeah, who knows? No, low key. Hey, merch coming out soon, too, by the way. Neon merch. What's up? So happy! I'm pretty lucky. Say what?

I'm fine. I'm pretty fine. He's? I'm fine. I'm pretty fine. You're not good. How are you? I'm good. Can you finish this lyrics real quick? Okay. Back home again. I can't wait to get back on the ride of the game.

My hack again. My hack again. Dude, like front of the backers? I hack again. Like, throw the baggers? I don't know if I know the song. That's my favorite part. Back home again. In... ...Andiana-land.

That's Indiana-land. That was the...when he said damn man, I was like, whoa. That's my shit. Damn man. Not a lot of people know this, but Joey Molinaro was filming that. A little fun fact. You can hear his laugh back there. Schmitty.

We're like, we got to interview this guy. Schmitty. Sunday. Schmitty. National Take a Hike Day. National Homemade Bread Day. He's not very good. National Butter Day.

National Back Lava Day. Can you look up B-A-K-L-A? Baklava. Bak Butter Day. National Back Lava Day. Can you look up a B-A-K-L-A-V-A? Baklava. Baklava. What is that? What is it? Baklava. B-A-K-L-A-V-A-H or some shit. Yeah.

I wrote it down wrong. Baklava. It's like food. It's like food. I thought it was like when you spill something hot on your back. They call me Bam Bam, Mr. Baklava. Yeah. Baklava.

Laird pastry dessert. Those look fire. Pastry filled with chopped nuts. I hate it when they just throw nuts in the dessert like we don't even know. We're not even going to notice. Yeah, just put some nuts on that brownie. I'm like, yo, have some respect for the chocolate. For real.

Just going to throw some nuts in there? Let it breathe. Like those little Debbie snacks, the brownies with the nuts? I'm like, who's buying this? That's nuts. Who's buying this? It kind of does interrupt my chocolate experience, though. When I throw the cosmic brownies, too, and I throw the little candies on top.

It's kind of hurt my teeth. Yeah. What galaxy are those from? I used to pick them off. Really? And eat them individually? Nah. People do have a lot of weird methods

for eating shit like that. Like, how do you eat a Twix? What's the guy's YouTube channel? What guy? You. Somebody's comment. Oh, yeah, like, somebody made a post on this website basically saying we have to find him. Oh yeah, like somebody made a post

on this website basically saying we have to find them. Oh, wow. Basically like taking on a world of its own. Oh, shit. Any Mr. Crabb meme. First time I saw the word meme, I was like, it's Mimi. Me too.

My dad still calls them Mimi's. It's me-me. My dad still calls them me-mes. But he never calls me. He never calls me-me. I remember the first time someone said it in front of me. I was like, in my head. That's what that is. In my head, I'm like, oh, fuck. But I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that one. But, yeah. Thank God you said it before me. But, yeah, I love that is. In my head, I'm like, oh, fuck. But I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that one. But, yeah. Thank God you said it before me, but yeah, I love that one. Me going first. Dude, check out this meme I was all about. See this meme? What about the little picture that, like, it's like a three-second video that you can play? Is it?

Technically, it's GIF. I know, but fuck that. It's so Jif. And the people know. Jod himself decided that it was Jif. I don't give a shit. It was God. If it's Jif, then it's...

I pray to Jod. If it's Jif, then it's Jod. On Jod, bro. And the little fluffy animal at your house is a Dodge. A Dodge. Dodge Ram. Home Depot song starts playing. I'm the anvil in the back.

Oh, I love that shit. That fucking ties it all in. That's just the cold shit. No, I know the creator of the word itself said it was Jib, but... Fuck him. Why does he know? He doesn't know shit. It's a wrap, bro. It's know shit. It's a wrap, bro.

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