Espresso - worst thing you've ever done

Episode Date: April 22, 2021

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We're doing some good things in here, and it's getting better and better. Good question this week. I'm so hyped for the question. What's the worst thing you've ever done and not told anybody about? Let's get

to it though, man. I can't wait to fucking do this. What's the worst thing you've ever done and not told anybody? Oh shit. These are about to be fucked up. I just read one. I can't even repeat it.

All right, here we go. I got to keep these anonymous so I can't say anybody's names, even though I want to so bad because they're hilarious. What's the worst thing you've ever done and never told anybody? Broke into the Indianapolis Zoo. Dude. I don't know. There can't be much shit that's i don't aren't they aren't aren't all the animals like put away though breaking into anywhere like that might be kind of lame unless there's just like zebras and shit walking around and you can like

fuck with them damn i'd be such an idiot if I broke into the zoo late at night, I would get my whole arm ripped off. I swear to God. I cannot be in places like that. Actually, no, I'd be scared as fuck the whole time. I'd be like, cameras, dude, cameras. 10 seconds later, riding a fucking giraffe. Oh, oh! I'd be George of the Jungle if I broke into the zoo that night. Cameras! You guys remember George of the Jungle? George of the Jungle, one of the best movies of all time.

Brendan Fraser, what happened to him? Oh, oh! Broke into a zoo. How do they not have maximum security? You'd think they would. Like, imagine breaking into a place where you could just fucking, like, dap up with a monkey. That might have to be the best place to break into if the animals are like out and about you know i mean like do monkeys like do they go in like a little monkey hut and like just chill

there all night till they let them out in the morning or monkeys just like chilling like against the fence and shit like after hours i wonder if there's like a monkey party there probably is like late night at the zoo there's probably like a monkey nightclub that nobody knows about they're all fucking talking perfect english to each other drinking 99 bananas that's exactly that's all that's all that's happening this song playing At a monkey party This song playing the whole time They're just chillin'

Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me Drinking airplane shots and 99 bananas. All right. Worst thing you've done and not told anybody. Holy shit. This is going to be good. Anonymous. In college, the guy I was dating only passed the class because he cheated off of me on the tests. It was like a two semester class. So when he broke up with me second semester and i found out he had

another girlfriend the entire time we were dating i wrote in anonymous letters to the professors that taught the course saying i knew for a fact he was cheating he failed the class and had to go an extra semester instead of graduating that May. Dude, holy shit. Yeah, dude, when you like... If you cheat on a guy, he's just like, uh, God, I mean, fuck. Like, eh. Ah.

Ooh, they just say the vowels. When a guy gets upset, he just says the vowels. Eh. E. Ah. oh they just say the vowels when you when a guy gets upset he just says the vowels oh you would sometimes why did you do that to me when you upset a girl they like light your whole entire house on fire you're like holy fuck all right yeah don't upset a girl. FYI. Like, that's the worst thing, too. Like, like, keying a guy's car is like,

alright, I just gotta take it to the body shop and get it fixed up. Like, he had to do, like, homework for months because... He had to do... He had to take a final exam because of her. You couldn't, you could not trade anything for me to take a final exam. Nope. Worst thing you ever did and didn't tell anybody about anonymous did a bunch of blow in the bathroom, came out and mayor Joe Hogssett his wife and daughter were celebrating the

daughter's birthday guess whose section they were sitting in that's the thing for me if i did that i and i came out and it was joe hogsett i'd have no fucking idea it was joe hogsett i would have no yeah that's a that's fine i can't recognize people in real life like from pictures this is just me or do girls look so tall on instagram i see a girl on instagram like holy shit she's like six feet tall good luck better date like uh fucking hakeem elijah one or something see her in real life i'm like oh shit i could jump over your bitch ass dance for me dance for me dance for me joe hogg said holy shit dude these are so funny anonymous shooting a horse with a paintball gun at night like a drive-by shooting.

Dude, it's not funny, but like it is. All right, just chill. It's not like it was a real gun. Like, just chill, okay? Rolling down some country-ass road. tipman 98 in your hand oh my god worst thing this is so funny worst things you've ever done without telling anybody anonymous made out with my friend's mom it's just like god damn the disrespect just like yeah i'll come over fuck it uh got nothing else to do some guy that you like fucking hang out with every single day you just fucking kiss his mom

and she likes it oh my god that's so funny And like you Like if you If you make out with somebody's mom And she makes out with you back You own that All her children at that point Bro

You have all rights to Like Owning that friend now Like you're that guy's dad You're your friend's dad now You kiss his mom And she kiss you back You're your friend's dad now you kissed his mom and she kissed you back you're your friend's dad

sorry that's an espresso rule golden rule of espresso if you kiss one of your friend's moms you are your friend's dad from now on you take responsibility you're the patriarch of that family

oh my god You take responsibility. You're the patriarch of that family. Oh my God. These are so funny. Worst thing you've ever done and not told anyone about. I was wasted at a bachelor party in Austin, Texas, and a cracked out bum ran up on me in the streets with his dick out. He got too close and wouldn't stop running at me so i jumped up and two-footed bobby boucher style drop kicked him in the chest he fell extremely hard and i believe he was knocked unconscious nobody saw and nobody heard about it because

i was scared he was actually hurt. The shit you always want to do and just one time he just did it. When a homeless guy just won't shut the fuck up and you're in daylight and there's like 8,000 people around you. It's like, oh, no, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Please, sir. No, I'm sorry. I don't have any money.

He fucking, he activated fucky mode he activated late night express the fucking the moon was out the street lights were on nobody in sight right in the chest you know that homeless guy was like, for like six minutes. These are so good, dude. Here we go. Okay, never mind. Yes! I love the long ones on this for some reason. Worst things you've ever done

and never told anyone about. Anonymous. I really had to shit when i was younger and i was with my parents at a basket weaving shop that's that makes me want to shit even if i didn't have to if i just took a shit when a basket weaving shot i'd be like hey i gotta go to the bathroom the guy who owned the store was super rude and insisted i stay outside because he didn't trust children in his shop. I shit in a bucket he had by his front door and didn't say a word to anyone. Don't feel great about it, but don't feel awful about it.

Let me add that the bucket was also clearly being used for some portion of the basket weaving. Damn, how did he just shit in the bucket, though? He just, like, did it. Front door was just like, whoop, zipper down, just fucking... All right, let's keep going. Now we're onto the requests, and the requests on Instagram are always savage as fuck. Oh my god. Here we go.

Worst thing you've ever done and never told anybody about it. Anonymous. Absolutely drenched my cousin's swimsuit in cinnamon air freshener. When he put it on, it burned like hell and he started crying why is that so funny though he started crying i'm imagining like a like a 22 year old guy with red like smaller swim trunks on just like thinking he was tight then this is dick burning off at the pool trying to be hot but his dick's burning the whole time what's up worst thing you ever done without telling anyone this is from anonymous a fat acquaintance told me

you don't understand how hard it is you're so skinny and i told her not true i recently lost 60 pounds with diet and exercise in parentheses extremelyrue. I've always been naturally skinny. I refuse to get any closer to this person because my lie will very easily unravel. Oh my God. I love hearing shit like this, dude. It's so funny. Like if she, she can't talk to that person ever again, cause she'll just look at her Facebook and be like, this bitch was not fat. Oh, that girl's there? Can't go.

Some fucking party of the century. Hey, we're all over here. Oh my God, come here. Who's there? The girl you told you you were fat before? Oh, never mind. I think I'm just going to chill at home. Hashtag adulting.

Never mind. I think I'm just going to chill at home. Hashtag adulting. You ever lie so hard you can't be friends with somebody because of it? Okay. Okay, okay. Here we go. Worst thing... Last one.

We got to get going. Worst thing you've ever done and didn't tell anybody about. I once slept with a rather large girl on my 21st birthday when I was blacked out drunk. After going back to her place and doing the dirty deed, I proceeded to steal a season of How I Met your mother dvds and a block of cheese i was in college and cheese makes it expensive like isn't it just such a thing to just steal everything in college dude i just remember because call it it is fucked up how weird your money is in college.

Like you can be rich in college, like you can be college rich, but still if you see like a big bottle of shampoo, you're like, oh fuck, I'm taking that. How I Met Your Mother DVDs, dude. And you know he didn't watch one single fucking episode. Just cause. Block of cheese. I wonder what kind of cheese it was. Alright, dude. This is so fun.

We're doing some next week because that shit is banging. Let's go viral. Viral. If you guys don't know what I'm doing when I'm doing that, I was listening to this podcast, this podcast, 154 last time, and I was listening to that viral sound. I was like, I bet half the people don't know what the fuck that is, but this is it.

This right here it's coming up this right here I guess I'm pretty off but you know what I mean. Let's go viral. I like totals, totals, motherfucking totals. Where are we at here? Hashtag odd things to fake. Odd things to fake.

Dude, how funny is it? Like, every time somebody fucks up in sports, like, I swear to God, every time I did something wrong, like, in football, I'd act like I was hurt. Like, if I fumbled, I'd lay on the ground for, like, 28 minutes.

Like, until the ambulance came. Oh, shit, he must have got hit. No wonder why he fumbled. He got fucking... He got hurt. He broke his arm. They broke his arm. That's why he fumbled. He got fucking, he got hurt. He broke his arm. They broke his arm. That's why he fumbled.

He doesn't, the guy doesn't fumble. If I fumbled, I'd lay on the ground until the fucking, until the, until the season was over. They'd be practicing the next week. I'd still be on the ground. What's wrong? What's wrong? Get up. I'd still be on the ground.

They'd have to bring out a stretcher from my bitch ass. Nothing wrong with me at all. He's just just he won't open his eyes or talk just because I fumbled like yeah and like what if like what if it wasn't even like a you know what if like I got up and like they resumed the game and like they throw a pick the next play and we get the ball back but I was so embarrassed that I just fucking late I just late when I fumble if I if I airball a shot I just fucking I

backpedal you don't have to shoot you backpedal for a little bit and get back on defense I backpedal all the way fucking back to my neighborhood oh fuck crossing the street and shit going past the Wendy's Oh, fuck. Crossing the street and shit. Going past the Wendy's. Throw me a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger.

Passing the putt-putt course randomly. Going through, like, a neighborhood pond. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Back up your stairs into your bed text your friend yo is coach mad hashtag the last letter I wrote was

the last letter I wrote man it was probably something like sad every time I write a letter I'm like fucking there's teardrops all over the paper I'm like every time I write a letter it's the most serious thing I've ever done in my life it's probably like a thank you note bro I hated thank you notes fuck oh my god literally a probably the last letter i wrote probably a letter to my aunt when i was 10 dear aunt jenna thank you for the presents they were very thoughtful in the money too doesn't make any sense skipping lines and shit i can't wait to play with my batmobile i always like included them when we see you guys again i'll show you everything i can't wait to see you guys i miss

you guys love you benny ps see you guys soon that was my whole thank you template and every time i had to write one i'd be like what the fuck do I say it was literally that every time sub out the word batmobile for whatever they got me and it was that every time and every time I had to write like 18 of them in a row I'd be like I have no idea what to put dude filling out a like a envelope though Dude, filling out a envelope though I can't even do that now I don't have the patience to do that now

Imagine doing that when you're 10 Dude, even to this day I have to call my mom when I'm filling out an envelope and be like, which side does the fucking stamp go on? The world may never know Do I put my address in the upper right hand corner or not the world may never know what if it doesn't make it there what happens the world may never know and then i put my uh address my return address up in the whatever corner and so everybody that looks at that mail just knows my address now exactly where

i live is that safe the world may never know, the post office is the most fucked up, stressful place in the world. In the world. First of all, the line is out the door. I'm like, what's in here? Justin Timberlake? Why you want to try to classify the type of things we do? Just in there the whole time? We're just wondering what you like so we can send some stuff to you.

Is Justin Timberlake in every post office? There's a line out the fucking door. Is it the Super Bowl halftime show in there? Why you wanna try to classify the type of things we do? Jesus Christ Everyone in there doesn't know what the fuck they're doing People and workers included Everybody in there I just, I don't know, fuck

They could charge me $45,000 to send a package Down the road I'd be like take it it's the enthusiasm in there that fucking kills me the guy you're so ready to send your package just get me the fuck out of here yes i'll sign i'll pay i'll sign i'll pay just got one to leave this is what they say is there any liquid fragile or anything perishable that could explode inside this motherfucking package. Like. You know what? Yeah.

Yeah, there is. And this whole bitch is going to blow up in here. He'd be like, just check yes or no. Wouldn't even care. Let's do days. Yeah, let's do days Yeah let's do days Wednesday National chocolate covered cashews day Man

If there's one nut I can't fuck with Cashews Wait is there another one Actually that nut It's such a Christmas nut. You know what I mean? It's that one that like, looks like, like, it looks like it like went through hell. It looks like, uh, it got possessed. It looks like a fungus. The nut looks like a fungus. You know which nut I'm talking about? Every time I eat it, I'm like, maybe it'll be better this

time. It always sucks. I've done it like 45 times. I'm like, it'll be better this time it always sucks I've done it like 45 times I'm like it'll probably be better this time and I eat it I'm like why did I just eat a fucking oak tree types of nuts god damn it where is that it's the most Christmas nut it's the most actually that's a chestnut for sure but it's like close Oh here they are What kind of nut is it Walnuts Ew Walnuts suck I hate walnuts

Those are the devil's nuts Walnuts are freaky dude Hi And peanuts are like hey you know what I mean if these nuts could talk what was the even the thing again

national oh yeah any nut in chocolate chocolate covered almonds light they have some at target lightly covered chocolate chocolate chocolate covered almonds they have some at Target lightly covered chocolate almonds they're not like thick chocolate where you're like

you feel like shit after you eat it it's like chocolate dust on almonds and you can just rip a bag national kindergarten day my dad instead of saying kindergarten my dad actually does this. My dad says this. He goes, kindergarten.

He literally says that. He's not kidding. He's not trying to be funny. He just, that's what he says. Kindergarten. And the worst part of this whole thing Is not that he says that It's the fact that if I was like dad That's not how you say it

He'd be like you can't tell me how to talk I got a list on my phone That's words my dad can't pronounce I don't know where the fuck it is But it's just Kenny Garden K-I-N-N-Y I've got a whole tweet about this shit.

Okay, here we go. Here we go. Words my dad says wrong. Instead of... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Instead of...

Instead of... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Instead of like... I can't...

I hate this so much. I hate it, I can't even look at it. Instead of saying like, I stir the pasta, he says steer. That's what I do in my head, and I'm like... But I bite my tongue every time, because he'd be be like don't tell me how to talk That's not I say things how I want to say them But in my head I'm like this Oh my god

Oh my god dude Oh my god Instead of Falcon like the bird and the team And everybody's mascot He says He says what a president in 1948 would call a falcon. He goes, like, instead of, I'd be like, who are the Colts playing this weekend?

He'd be like, the Fulkans. F-U-L. Imagine the fucking announcer and now oh you're 2021 atlanta fulcans my dad would be like painted face only one in the crowd On the dance cam Dude and like It gets worse It gets way fucking worse Buckle up baby

Click it or tick it Cause it's getting way fucking worse Instead of Instead of lawnmower Lawnmower I've done this in a skit before Instead of lawnmower Lawnmower. Lawnmower? I've done this in a skit before. Instead of lawnmower, lawnmore.

Couple more, couple more. Instead of almond. Instead of almond. Hey. What's your favorite nut, dad you like peanuts no I like almonds It's like he's saying a prayer every time That's what he says He likes almonds so much he says them at the end of his prayers

In his head he's like And thank you lord For blessing me with such a wonderful family. Amen. Fuck, I'm hungry. Last one, actually. Last one, last one. But seriously, but seriously, this is the worst one of all time. This is the worst one of all time. You know, the thing in fruit salads is that's orange and pretty good. Sometimes cantaloupe, cantaloupe, cantaloupe, cantaloupe, cantaloupe. This is what my dad calls it and won't ever say cantaloupe again. Mushmelon. Tell me you're old without

telling me you're old. What do you call this fruit? A mush melon. You're Abraham Lincoln. You're on the penny. My dad's on the penny. Holding up a fucking mush melon. Dude. I've had enough. I'm going to throw up and go to hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's good. Try some mush melon. First time you said that, I was like... Thursday. This podcast is so fried. Thursday. National Jelly Bean Day. Jelly beans suck, dude.

If you have real jelly beans, that sucks so fucking bad. Real jelly beans? Have you tried a real jelly bean lately? Like at your grandma's, she doesn't know and gets real jelly beans. You try one, you're like... Starburst should just take over the jelly bean. Jelly beans should just be like, thanks for everything.

It was a great run. And Starburst comes in. Right after normal jelly beans retire, this is Starbucks walking in. Right after normal jelly beans retire, this is Starbucks walking in. This is Starbucks walking in after jelly beans retires. Old jelly bean gets in his car and pulls off. Starburst. Easter Bunny's walking away. Guess we got a new sheriff in town.

Starburst Jelly Beans looks at him. Everybody in the background. Everybody in the background Starburst Starburst Takes a picture at the end with all the other candy In the front Nutrageous here. Fucking Reese's, Snickers, Starburst.

They're like... Picture at the end. Dude. Dude, dude. This is so fucked up. Starburst, jelly beans. get yours at Walgreens. There's nothing cooler than that purge sound, actually. Like, what if a team came out to that?

That'd be so hard. If a team came out to that? Bro, who's not winning that game? Seriously. Introducing your 2021 Atlanta Falcons. My dad walks out of the tunnel. Don't tell me how to talk. I talk how I want to talk, all right?

I don't care about what you kids think. Holy shit, we gotta stop this podcast before it gets any more fucked up. Saturday. Saturday. National Sense of Smell Day. National... Sense of Smell Day.

Dude, I swear I can smell 25% of the time. When someone's like, do you smell that? I just walk out of the room. I'm like... I can't smell shit. I can't hear shit. I can't see shit. I'm like an old cocker spaniel.

Dude, when I'm working in the restaurant and it's fucking 8pm on a Saturday and it's loud in there and dark, I'm worthless. I need night vision goggles and two hearing aids. Would you like a refill? Sunday.

Sunday. National hug a plumber day. I don't even want to get into that. How come every, you ever just see somebody with their ass out and you're like can you not like how do you tell i feel like i'd be at fault if i was like sir your whole entire ass is out don't know how you can't feel it but your whole ass is out i feel i feel like they'd be like hey fuck you man i'd be like i mean damn i'm just trying to literally

help you cover your ass i don't know what do i literally do i have to smack i'm gonna start when people's asses are out normal people i'm just gonna start smacking the fuck out of their asses ah fuck that stings yeah pull up your pants oh i'm so sorry ah god damn it what was that for do you have an OnlyFans No ew gross I would never show my ass Well 46 people Just saw it and now you have a big Red fucking handprint on it

Oh jeez sorry Alright That's it man that was so Fun Thanks for listening Remember show next Tuesday At Helium Comedy Club Downtown Indianapolis

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this fucking thing. And thank you for all the DMs and responses to the question. Like that's, I'm not just fucking coming up with shit and doing all this. Like it takes some thought, honestly. I know like it's a riff. It's just like a whatever free style podcast, but like it takes some work. And I kind of want to put an episode a week on Patreon is that a good idea let me DM me and text me or DM me and let me know if that's a good idea cause I want to do that cause I think it'd be cool just a little free fucky episode

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