Espresso - your dad's voicemail

Episode Date: August 24, 2020

i get mad at the wrong stuff | bein sick | handwriting turns me on | if I was president

Oh, this is making me want some Qdoba. I'm doing that hand wave thing. I just can't control myself, baby. You know you do that hand wave thing? Like when you roll down the window and it's windy outside and you do that. You know what I'm talking about? You don't even have to see what I'm doing, but you know what I'm talking about. It's like, uh-huh.

It's like the roller coaster effect. It just makes me feel spunky. What's up? Shot 110. Shot 110. I've done 11 of these shots by myself, and it's been really tight. I like it. You guys thought I was going to sing that song?

I've done 11 of these shots by myself, and it's been one week since you looked at me. I realize I'm high, isn't it crazy? Yesterday, we were giving you, I said, 56 days till we say we're sorry. Yeah, but 11 solo shots. It's been good. Missed Joey, though, low key. But if you guys want to listen to our old podcast, they're all on my website, benpolizzi.com. Me and Joey did like 100 of these shots before he was with barstool but he's kind he can't do

podcasts anymore so it's like so it's just been me baby but uh we're gonna have joey on soon it'll be tight like a little 10 minute little 10 minute chop up yeah but okay the people that uh were messing with the links in my bio like to donate and sign petitions and stuff thank you for real that's still up there by the way and people that uh that got cameos from me salute i've been doing so many cameos and like a percentage of that money goes to the NAACP. So that was, that was dope. Yeah. I've been doing it. I've been like, I've been Johnson here for like, like six times a day. I like do them outside sometimes at my dad's when I'm out, when I'm over there and my neighbors were out the other day and they heard me do like 95 Johnson here's because I mess up and I'm like Johnson here oh my god Johnson here oh god damn it but I think it's remember like when uh people would

actually talk to their neighbors do people still do that maybe it was just my family we didn't really f with anybody like we're never like we, all buddy-buddy with our neighbors. Oh, God. Oh, sure. Oh, gee. Like, remember when somebody would come to the neighborhood? Like, when you first moved to your house, like, some weird neighbor would come up and be like, Welcome to the neighborhood.

Or that's on, like, TV shows and stuff. They're like, Welcome to the neighborhood. Oh, my God. We're the Johnsons from down the street. Would you guys like some homemade cookies? And they always take them, and they're like, they're so nice. If that happened now, you'd be like, we're going to move again. Think of anyone baking you something homemade like today.

You'd be like, no, thanks. There's definitely like thumbtacks in that cookie. No, they're M&Ms. No, they're tacky. Yeah, dog. People keep asking me why I stand like this when I do the podcast. I put out those little clips. I always got my foot up. If you don't stand like this, I got questions for you. How can you stand with two feet on the ground and just talk? Ooh, you the president? Hope not. Now, how can you sit with two feet on the ground and just sit there like at a bonfire. It's like a rule in the Bible. If you're at a bonfire, Jeremiah verse 21 through

14, if you're at a bonfire, you have to have your foot on your other leg. Amen. Just that. I get mad at that. I get bothered by that kind of stuff. I get mad at the wrong stuff. If somebody stole my car, I'd be like, you know what? I probably deserve it. Just, yeah, it's fine. Whatever. Go ahead. Take it. But if somebody stole my car and they had like flip flops on, I'd be

like, we got to find this guy. He went up there. He took a left on 12th, took a right on Mississippi. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. Let's go. Move it. Move, move. He like shows his homies. Let's go. Move it. Move. Move. He shows his homies. He's like, look what I just picked up. They're like, oh. He walks over. He's like, wait till you see what's in the hood.

He walks over the hood. He's like. It's a hemi. Hurry, let's get out of here. No, but I can't stand with two feet on the ground. I'm not in the army. I can't. My right leg was up. I'm never putting my right leg up again.

My right leg was up. Some dude commented and goes, hey, bro, you got a bumpy leg. We need to talk about it or nah? I was like. I immediately pictured myself with one of those purple legs with the athletic tape all over it like I used to make fun of. Hobbling around. I'll be right there. Like a mummy.

Mummy? I was a mummy for Halloween one year and it was popping. Remember near the end of Halloween you'd just be so goddamn tired from walking. You'd be like cutting through the grass and shit

Hey Damn every time my foot Hit a blade of grass as a kid What are you doing Oh yes Speaking of like the president and all that stuff going on Cops are so soft right now It's the funniest thing of all time

I was walking around downtown like later It was like later on It wasn't like late late But it was like It was like nine or something And I was just like walking back to my apartment And I saw like I was wearing all black

Like accidentally I was wearing all black And I was like just walking like with a backpack on Like And like four cops drove drove by me on like a golf cart and I was like oh I think I'm gonna like throw a brick at them and they all at the same time they all waved they're like how you doing I was like what the huh change your heart huh they're like three two one how you doing Father's Day is coming up I see so many like

advertisements for Father's Day what's up with that like it's not till the 20th right I'll never know when Father's Day is Father's Day Mother's Day Memorial Dayth, right? I'll never know when Father's Day is. Father's Day, Mother's Day, Memorial Day, and Labor Day. Bye. I'll never know. When is Father's Day? It's the 20th, you idiot.

Okay, the 21st. Damn, that's a long time away. I keep seeing ads. Why? It's always such a pain buying my dad a Father's Day gift. Like he never wants anything. Dad, what do you want for Father's Day? I'm good, nothing.

It's like, oh my God, just... Even when he wants something, he doesn't want it, you know what I mean? Like one year, he was like, for some reason, the first time of all birthdays,

Christmases, Father's Day, he's like, you know what I do need? And I was like, oh. I looked at him like it was the most dramatic thing of all time. I thought he was definitely going to be like, nothing, I'm good. But he was like, you know what I do need? A paper shredder. And I was like, what?

Okay, whatever. That's fine. Just stop. Okay. Wow, you want something? Okay. Okay. Like immediately texted my sisters.

Oh my God. Guess what? Cause we're every like three days before father's day or any holiday every year. We're like, what should we get dead? No clue. AirPods. It's like every single year. Doesn't he have them? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. So I got this paper shredder from like Staples Like the most paper shredder place of all time Split it split the money wrapped it Good to go He's never touched it It's like still wrapped in our dining room

And then I just take it I'm gonna start like I just start buying my dad Father's Day presents that I want So I can just take them He's like what'd you get me for Father's Day presents that I want so I can just take them. He's like, what'd you get me for Father's Day? I'm like, um, a pair of Jordans you've always been wanting. Love. Everybody's like, when you leave a voicemail, I feel like everybody's like template is exactly

what their dads used to be. I've never even heard my mom leaving voicemail. This is Amy. My dad's always like, Hey, how you doing? It's, uh, it's Joe Polizzi. Numbers 317. Bapu, Bapu, Bapu, Bapu. Uh, yeah, I just want to check and see if everything was still okay for tomorrow. Uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. Again, this is Joe Polizzi. My number's Bapu, Bapu, Bapu, Bapu. Talk to you soon. Bye. It's like, why would you have to ever repeat your number that many times? They don't have caller ID. Are you calling from a potato? Pizza places. It's the most important question

of all time. Hey, what's your number so we can call you back? I'm like, you guys don't have caller ID? No, I'm actually calling you from a breadstick. Anywho. I saw these two girls at Target and I like overheard their conversation. Because, you know, if somebody's talking at the store, you're going to listen. I mean, come on. And they're like, oh, my God. Hey, so nice running into you.

Oh, my God. It was so good seeing you. See you later. I was like, girls can't even like pretend to be friends. Like they said, it sounded like it was they're sounding off on an email oh my god so nice running into you okay talk to you soon all right bye sent from my iphone like if my dude friends ever talk like if if i'm saying bye to one of my friends And he doesn't call me like a bitch I'm like dude Is everything cool? Like you didn't completely

Emasculate me in front of all In front of everybody Are we good? Are we okay? I've been addicted to pizza man What is going I've changed my life during quarantine like 13 different times I promise I was like fat then I got really skinny now I'm like really tan and weird

quarantine 15 still working on that quarantine 15 still working on that i think i think i'm i i think everybody's been like super messed up and now shit's starting to get real again bro what i worked for the first time the other week like uh like a shift at the restaurant i work at it was the hardest thing i've ever done in my life. Like harder than, I swear to God, it was harder than two days. Football. I promise. I've never had to do that. And everybody else was like, so like, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

I was like, do you? I worked for eight hours. I was like, I need two weeks off. After work, I went to my car and I had to I had to like take a drive god I'm a bitch but I got in my car and I like drove around like listen to music and like just shook my head for like 10 minutes it was this song It was this song.

Did that sound evil or what? It was this song. Oh my God. Long ass day at work. Just, just, people that work in, girls that work in restaurants, at the restaurant I work at, walk so fast. I'm like, what? Hey! Hold on! Wait up!

This is me after work in my car. After like an eight hour day. I can only imagine What it will be like Just a blinker By your side I can only imagine

What my eyes At the end of the night You have to like Count your tips and stuff And like I almost gave somebody Like all my money just to get me the f out. No, but yeah, that was the hardest thing of all time. My hips still hurt from it, just from walking around.

I don't get how people carry those big ass trays with all the food on it either. Like, oh, you can't carry a tray? You're like Mr. Strong Guy. I was like, that's impossible like 50 pound women are like uh-huh they're like spinning on their fingers and shit like those plate spinners at halftime they're like yeah yeah yeah and they're still talking to you about stuff women are like they're so good at being servers because girls are like organized and everything and they're like handwritings clean clear they're like you know girls are like fast with like tech not like you know what i mean like a girl on an

ipad's like sent guys on ipads are like was if i hit that's how that's how I am on the on the computer I'm like um I don't know girls are just good at that man it's like girls in school you know girls are like so smart when you're in school because they're just like bang bang Good notes clean bang Handwriting sexy Dude you ever look at a guy's notes Guys handwriting man Every time I've seen a guy's handwriting

I'm like oh dude Guys shouldn't be able to write anymore Guys shouldn't be able to write Or take pictures When I run for president Guys shouldn't be able to write or take pictures. When I run for president, there's just two things, everybody. It's all, we'll figure the rest out, but I have two things. Guys will not write notes.

Like the president music going on. And guys will not. Oh shit, that's graduation music. Oh! There's two things, people. In my candidacy Like walking up to the podium Hello America We'll change a lot

We will change a lot of things We will, we will, we will We'll make the necessary changes The ones you want as the people of America. Ah! But I have two requests

before we change this place for the better. Ah! Guys! This place for the better. Ah! Guys are no longer allowed to write anything. Ah!

I know, I know, I know. No more handwriting because when they do write it always looks like they were on a safari. Yeah, it really does. I know he's right. And the second thing that I want to make sure we get across in this great country is guys are no longer allowed to take pictures.

Oh, my God. We love this guy. Because their stupid-ass thumb is always in the way of the lens Can I get an amen? Police Police Presence Yeah, so if I did it, that's probably something

It'd probably go like that I mean, if I did I'm not probably That's probably something It'd probably go like that I mean if If I did I'm not saying That's like for sure But Yeah But yeah Girls are just

Every time I've ever Ooh man A handwritten note From a guy You know Like a hand Like imagine if you Opened a girl like you got you got past the note it was like you know girls just do it so good too they like fold it good the outside these smiley faces are like even open it up and it's just magic. Different pens,

different, it's all like, it just looks like a very good social media story. You're like, hmm, pleasing. Like imagine if you got passed a note from a girl

and it looked like your dad's handwriting. You'd be like, ah, I can't go this weekend. Handwriting's a big deal. It's a big deal It's a big deal Guys have to type everything from now on

Pictures? No thank you Then thank you One out of every 15 guys Knows how to take a picture And it's like wow dude Protect this man I don't know how I don't know how to take a picture I don't know how to take a picture and it's like wow dude protect this man I don't know how I don't know how to take a picture I don't know how to pick I don't know how to pick which one picture I like of like if there's like 15 pictures of me I'm like um I always pick the worst one

and then I'll ask somebody else I'm like what do you think out of these two and they're definitely not that one and I'm like what do you think of these two And they're like definitely not that one And I'm like fuck that's the one I liked Let's go viral Hashtag When I get really sick This is stupid But like I haven't been

I'm not even gonna say it But Like a year ago I swear to god I had Chipotle twice Two for two sick Two for two I saw somebody sent me something like

If Chipotle's ever made you sick You can sue them I think you should be able to do that All the time But like Yeah two for two Something like if Chipotle's ever made you sick, you can sue them. I think you should be able to do that all the time. But like, yeah, two for two. Clockwork. If I even walk by Chipotle, I'm like, my stomach's like.

I like see a Chipotle bag. My stomach's like... When I got really sick as a kid, I'd just like sleep on the bathroom floor. You know? You're just like, nah. And the rug like feels so good. You're like, this is better than my bed actually. I was staying there for 13 straight hours.

Why is a toilet seat so cold when you're sick? You're like, ah, every time. I seriously like scream on the inside. I'm like, ah! Ice cold. I can't believe they don't have heated toilet seats yet. I said it. I said it in a minute.

Nobody would get up. Get out of the bathroom, honey. You've been taking a shit for four hours. Hot tea. Hey. I hate how you can't eat anything when you're sick. Everything to everything. Every single thing you think of, you're like, oh no. You can't even like even think about it.

It's only like crackers and Sprite. You're like, well, sounds kind of good actually. That's actually exactly what I ate for the Super Bowl pregame show. I always wanted to skip school so bad as a kid but I never did like I I it was tough to to convince my parents I was sick some people's parents were so easy with that when you're like I don't feel good I can just stay home my parents were like you're going oh god it always amazed me when kids would just like throw up

In the middle of the classroom Like you didn't feel anything I ran to the bathroom one time And I was in there and I was all hot And just a Yell throw upping all over Peaches I remember it was peaches there was like peaches on the toilet I was like

what the fuck but I was all like so out of it and so sick and like halfway it hit me I was like yep I'm in the women's bathroom cause you know when you throw when you have to throw up you're like extreme

panic mode and you just go to the give me a toilet or give me some like I to throw up, you're like extreme panic mode and you just go to the toilet. Give me a toilet. Or give me something. Like I would throw up in the water fountain like at that point. Just anything with a drain. Just not the floor. God, that's so embarrassing.

Everybody like walks by and sees it and smells it. You're like, yeah, that's me. I know. No, but thank God. No, like anything more vulnerable than like throwing up in a bathroom and then like you're like female. Oh my God. You're the girl you like walks in.

And like two of her friends are like, oh my God, that's his shoes. That's him. And you're like, I can't say anything. Yeah, I always wanted to skip. And you're like, I can't say anything. Yeah, I always wanted to skip. And when I did, not skip, but like when I was sick and I couldn't go to school, I'd feel so, the next day I'd be like, do you guys remember me?

It was just like such a big mystery of what happened yesterday, the day you missed. You're like, did you guys, your friends are like, where the hell were you? You're like, I was actually sick. But in your head, you're like, I think I still could have gone to school though. Instead, you're just watching weird music videos all day. And the time goes so fast when you're not at school. You sleep for like one hour and you're like, they're already getting out. hashtag strange ice cream flavors

I always used to get Superman when I was a kid is there anything more kid than that just all different types of ice cream called Superman who's not getting that even I see it now and I'm like, oh shit. So kid. I'm so soft serve over like scoop ice cream. It's crazy. I think if you like scoop ice cream, like I get it, but like, dude, you know, deep down soft serve is better. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is.

Scoop just is more authentic to me. Like, dude, become Amish. Just live kind of by Whiteland and ride a horse to Kmart. Hashtag, my two sentence funny story one time when I got in trouble my dad stepped on my head I guess that's one sentence that's true by the way

it wasn't like he like stomped on it. He just like stepped on it. I was like laying on the ground funny. He stepped on my head. I was like, what the? I don't even know if this is what it was from, but like in fourth grade at one point in my life, like I was running around and I had this little like click in my head. It couldn't have been, I don't know if it was from that or not but like i had i just had a click for a while like everybody's got that little like weird weird thing like my shoulders that i had surgery on a long time ago will twitch like and it's it's it feels like somebody's tapping me on the shoulder every time I do it. So I'm like, what?

Hashtag my wrestling entrance song. Remember Mike Tyson came into DMX and he had that towel around his neck. It was like, okay, fight's over. I guess it'd be like your walk-up song. One time my dad was like, you know, uh, I think I invented walk-up songs. I was like, oh my God. Dads think they invent everything. Every single thing. You know, I had that idea, but I just, uh, you didn't help me get it started. I'm like, now it's my fault. Yeah, he was like, in college when I coached baseball back in 1881,

we incorporated music when guys were going up to the plate. I was like, dude, you were not the first person to think of that. He thought he invented dry breadsticks, like breadsticks without the garlic on them. He's like, I was going there, and I was getting breadsticks over and over, and I told him I don't want the garlic. And I kept doing it and had to keep asking, and then one day it had it up on the menu. I think I invented it. I was like, they sell them at the store.

Hashtag, I would rather play golf than. Man, I just don't think. I know at one point in my life I'm just gonna have to do it and like go to a golf outing but I it's gonna be me just doing nothing I talk about golf a lot I don't and I don't talk about it like I just make fun of it but people that are like I have to golf like no you don't I have to golf people only play golf for all the other shit. And now everybody thinks they're fucking Michael Jordan. Let's get some cigars, some white claws, and let's hit the links.

Golf, golf, golf. I have to golf. I'm 35. Let's go golf. I just like it, dude. I just like it. I feel you it I feel you okay okay okay okay it's like it's like saying you're doing crossfit though you know when people say they're doing crossfit and you're like

oh that's cool but yeah uh no golf's cool alright let's do days Wednesday Alright let's do days Wednesday National Egg Roll Day I don't think I've ever had one I'm like intimidated by them

Like all the egg roll stores Egg roll number one king I'm like I don't think I'd ever go in there and feel safe. It'd always be like a little too cold. I don't know. Somebody that really likes egg rolls, I'd be like worried about. Egg rolls, please! Honey, what do you want for your birthday? Egg rolls! Okay.

Sushi's kind of in that category. Goddamn, I love sushi though. Oh! The soy sauce Like can we God damn that's good Sushi's like a treat And it's like nothing Why is it so good the rice

Fire National ballpoint pen day I've never like had a pen that I I don't like I don't like like pens enough to have one that I'm like oh yeah this is like I've never been like these pens and I have to have them like I think that's kind of crazy like I'm just like oh yeah this pen is the pen I'm using today it's just never like uh it's always a different pen I have no clue as long as it writes how about when pens write like when you don't want them to write you do that little circle thing on the top of your paper everybody that's like that's like the move I don't it doesn't

I don't know my pen doesn't work and then it finally does. Like you finally get the ink out and then you go back to writing. It's just like, like carves in your paper. Those are the pens I like. Like I used to like G2 pens. Like we'd always get those in our Easter baskets growing up.

Like G2. We'd be like, Oh yeah. Like a bunch of candy, like a king size, like bar, Snickers, obviously, I was going to say you guys knew it. And then like a pack of black G2 pens, I'd be like, fuck yeah, so smooth. I'd be like, oh, thanks. Losing eight seconds.

Those are like the LeBron James of pins, G2. Thursday, National Corn on the Cob Day. The cringiest thing, like the thing that actually makes me cringe, not like that was cringy,, like the thing that actually makes me cringe, like not like that was cringy, but like a real like, ah, is when people like eat corn on the cob from a drill. I can't even watch those videos. Like, you know, when you see a video and you're just like, not even, nope, not even close. Just don't want to know anything that's happening.

Ah, God, that one kills me. Like, how would it not rip out your teeth? God, that one kills me. Like, how would it not rip out your teeth? National German Chocolate Cake Day. That's the cake that you, like, walk by in the aisle. In the cake aisle. The cake aisle is, like, such an aisle.

Like, it's only cake. And then, like, some vegetable oil and, like, brown brown sugar at the end But it's just like cake cake cake That's what comes on when we walk down the cake aisle Do you know I like it I'mma make you my bitch Yeah but German chocolate cake Is the one with the throw up on top And you're like what

Whose favorite cake is German chocolate cake Honey what do you want for your birthday egg rolls what kind of cake German chocolate okay we need to execute this kid Friday National Red Rose Day every time I see a guy with flowers I'm like what'd you do huh like walking in a store with flowers or walking out of a store with flowers, I'm like, what'd you do, huh?

Like walking in a store with flowers or walking out of a store with flowers. I'm like, who'd you text? Who'd you get drunk with? Whose picture would you like, huh? What'd you do? What'd you do? What'd you do, huh? Huh, huh, huh, huh?

I want to know. What'd you do? If they actually told you. Oh, yeah, well, my girlfriend got her hair cut. I didn't say anything. Girls love flowers. Guys, I don't think guys like anything like that. Because flowers are like, how much are they?

Like 25 bucks? And you can like make a girl's day with flowers. Pretty. I'm trying to think like, what could a girl do for a that's like this the same thing as a guy giving a girl flowers I guess if a girl like made a guy food, you know If a girl made me food I'd be like oh If a girl did anything if a girl like said my name I'd be like You're the one for me

ecstasy I fall in love way too easy man With everything Not just actual women I don't know how guys don't Other guys are like Yeah we hung out I'm out man One hangout I'm done Smash and pass

I hang out with a girl And I'm like so I was thinking we'd do a movie night oh my god when right now I turned into sexy guy on command sexy guys here

I don't know where I got that. Probably from watching Bold and the Beautiful my whole entire life. I didn't have the sex talk. I just watched Bold and the Beautiful. National Jerky Day. Beef jerky is so much money. $9.99 for beef jerky. I'm like, damn, I don't know if my breath's going to smell like that for 999 more days. Johnson here. Beef jerky and nuts. I'm like, why are these two things the most money and all that I think about, all that I think about?

National Peanut Butter Cookie Day. Sometimes a peanut butter cookie just straight up with like spatula marks on top. Girl, you know I. Soft. Girl, you know I Soft Girl, you know I National Weed Your Garden Day I love it when we're walking around a neighborhood All I did was take walks when I was a kid So I just like analyzed everybody's yards.

I was like a landscaping expert when I was like eight because our yard had so many problems. We had like grubs and crabgrass. I like called it all out. I was like nine. I was like, our football field has crabgrass, mom. I was Scott. You know Scott's? Scott's Lawn Care? Scott's Turf Build mom. I was Scott. You know Scott's? Scott's lawn care? Scott's turf builder?

I'm Scott. Hi, I'm Scott. And you guys have crabgrass. Now bend over and let me see your ass. No, but I was always amazed by how people edged their yards. God, that shit looks good. I wonder if that's just like in a guy's DNA. You know how guys just like, I gotta take care of the yard.

I'm obsessed with my lawn. Lawn care. Mowing the yard today. That edge out though, like one inch away from the sidewalk, like there's dirt. Oh. National Sewing Machine Day. My mom used to ball out with the sewing machine. The most, the hottest sewing trick my mom did,

one time my football pants were like way too tight in the groin Cause I was like standing Oh my god my right leg's up My bumpy leg's up I've got a wide gait So she like ripped open my football pants Like cut them open in the crotch And like inserted like a

Like Under Armour material Like from like a shirt I didn't wear anymore And like sewed Ran it through like a like Under Armour material like from like a shirt I didn't wear anymore and like so do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do You see his crotch insert? Is that Captain Crotch? That guy must eat crotch berries. Peanut butter crotch. Sunday International Bath Day. Can't do baths, fam. Sunday International Bath Day. Can't do baths, fam.

I guess it'd be okay, because I just thought about a book and wine. But when you start putting, eating food in your bath, God, just get out. It's time to go. It's time to go. It's time to go. It's time to go. Saw a video of a girl taking a bath with her dog. I was like,

why don't you guys just kiss? National flag day. I think America needs a new flag. Am I the only one? Am I the first one to say that? Should I say that? Nah, but we should definitely get a new flag after all this. Just like a pirate ship flag. Skull and crossbones. The land of the free and the home of the brave. Welcome to America. Arr. Jesus. Jesus.

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