Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - A crusade for more casual hookups *with Liv!*

Episode Date: January 15, 2026

Liv is back baby!!! 🤸‍♀️ They recap Oil Money Boy, the New Years Eve Mannequin Challenge (not what you think), and why Hallie has been saying NO to s*x recently. Hallie discusses her plots to continue casual hookups with less men, hate online, not going on Reddit in years, & how friends that DON'T fight is a red flag. Then, Hallie and Liv cover questions from YOU guys! Be sure to follow the Extra Dirty Instagram for a chance to have your question featured on the show: https://www.instagram.com/extradirty/?hl=en Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Why am I going to this little fucking motherfuckin' motherfucker? Right. When I could be at home, literally watching. For what? For what? For what? Literally for what. What, what? Are we talking about the same thing?

I was talking about like a brand dinner. What happy little freak? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. night. Hi guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty Be Ablivier. Hey, are you happy to be here with me? I'm so happy to be here. I feel like, you know, okay. Let me just say, let me stress this. She goes, you better wear fur. And if you don't wear fur,

I will not show up and I will not speak on your show. I know. So I planned out my whole outfit. I know. You actually look amazing. And you showed up in fleece. You look amazing. This. This is a lot. I know. You look amazing. coat I'm like... Thank you. Obsessed. It's Drew Span. Sorry. I'm on my period and I'm just like disgusting.

Like it is the worst day of my life. What's the first day your period like? Tell me about that. Yesterday was the first day. No, this is the third day. I didn't sleep last night. I was up until 4 a.m. like on the phone with my boyfriend being like, like,

whining to him as if he could do anything for me from Turkey. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just, I feel gross. I feel really gross. So I just wanted to do. Your boobs ever hurt? Oh my God, my teeth hurt.

I look pregnant. Like, it looks like I'm about to milk, like, let a child, like, suck my teeth. Like, it's not cute. Like, have a child suckle on your teat. Right. Teat. My teat. So, but that's not going to happen.

Yeah, we're going to be okay. I actually saw something the other day that said you don't have to be pregnant to, like, lactate. Is that true? Can we get a fact check? We get a fact check on that one? Because that might be a good side hustle. Do you want a lactate? I don't know.

If I had breast milk, would you drink my breast milk? It might have some plastic in it, but. I love you so much. I would drink yours. Okay. I don't think I would drink yours, or anyone, to be honest. You can lactate without being pregnant or giving birth. You can lactate.

Which can be achieved with hormonal medications, nipple stimulation, or sometimes that's due to underlying conditions. Okay, we just start squirting from my nipples. Party trick. Yeah. That's one of my resolutions to learn that. But like, what if the guy's, like, sucking your entertainment and you start milking? Is that a thing?

Wait, so John's going to get so mad at me if he hears this. Okay. But so as I talked about on. I don't think he's an avid fan on the show. No, he sends me cliffs all the time. He's like, L-O, this is so funny. Okay, well, that's great. Thanks, John.

I got my breast done, as I've shared on here, like, over the summer. And I went to my doctor recently, and he was looking at my scars. And he was like, hmm, these are a little stretched out. Like, what happened? Oh, God. So I texted John. I was like, you ruined my fucking nipples, sucking on my nipples. He's like, hold on.

I don't just suck on your nipples like a little baby. I'm like, no, no, he does. But like, yeah. So if you have your breast done, maybe refrain. Yeah, at least for the first six months or something. I don't have, I didn't have my nipples done, but. You didn't have to. No.

But I do remember when I first got my tits done, I had sex the second day, like right after. Yeah. And I was like literally holding them up because I was like riding him. Oh, no, no, no. They were going to, like, fall out and, like, him in his face. No, it's so painful. He should have known not to, like, do that. Did you still have, like, your, I was still taped.

I was taped up for two weeks. I got really drunk the same night after I got off, like, the table of surgery. Yeah. And I went, that night? That night, it went out with my mom. My mom was with me, so I thought it was fine. Guys. She was babysitting me.

This woman is not real. And we had, like, three espresso martinis. And I went to the bathroom, and I was ripping everything off. showing Lauren my jones. That's really funny. It was funny, but honestly, the next day, I was more hungover than I wasn't pain from surgery. Yeah. Well, there you go. No, yeah, it was fine. There you go. So what do you do for your new year? I was home in Rhode Island with my family. It was really uneventful and honestly super depressing. Yeah. I don't like the new year. I don't like New Year. I don't like New Year's at all. I was supposed to go to Turkey to visit my

boyfriend, but I last minute canceled my trip because I just like I had been there three weeks before. Yeah. It did long. I also got hit with the flu. Like whatever was going around New York, I got hit really bad. I was down bad for like nine days. And then I was supposed to travel like a week later. I just wasn't feeling it. And I'm going to see him next month anyway.

So I was like, I'm going to stay home. And then on New Year's Eve, I was just like, I am such a fucking loser. Does New Year's make you emo like me? So emo. I like thought about all the things I did an accomplishment in 2025 instead of like focusing on everything I did accomplish. Okay. That's normal.

Like I do the same thing. But don't like harp on that. I don't even know what harp. means one of my ins for this year was a dictionary a dictionary because i feel like i speak in like brain rot i don't think i talked about this last episode a thesaurus a thesaurus yeah to what words this year you should come out with like a rap you want me to come out with a song i just feel like you could you you're so good with like not with words just talk like yes like it rolls off the tongue for you like you just somebody like anomalies and like analogies and i don't even know what i'm saying

right now but you know what i mean i do have a way with words like you have a word of words like you have a funny way of telling a story yeah like you could make a really poetic verse maybe I'll write a song this year yeah what should it be called lactating the drought of 2026 I haven't had sex since November well I did like kind of hook up with someone on new year's Eve really yeah who this fucking no you don't know him tell me you don't know him oh because I had a guess no yeah he was sick and he couldn't make the trip I wasn't thinking him Who were you thinking? He wasn't there.

And no, it wouldn't have been him. I mean, maybe. Yeah, come on. But like, no. It was some random fucking kid who was like, not child. Some random fucking juvenile. No, he was like 24 or so basically. But like he was like following me around like a puppy dog all week.

Howley loves that. Remember this summer at Cisco that kid from Nashville? Oh, the guy that said. He worked in oil and then he made me pay for my own bracelet. He said he had oil money, which I think means he works at a gas station. Because no, because that wasn't adding up. No, when I heard oil money and I was like, this is amazing. Like, he's kind of cute, but then like he whipped out the dairy boy hat and I was like.

He whipped out of the dairy boy hat and we were like, we know exactly what's going on here. No, we know exactly what's happening right now. It's going on here. But he's a very avid follower of our beloved friend page and we need to separate. from him right now. Yeah. And also like we went to get these bracelets, like these permanent bracelets. You still have it on?

Oh my God. I'm so wearing. They're really cute. They are cute. They are cute. When it came time to pay for these bracelets, I kind of looked at him like, okay. Well, he's the one who said, go get the bracelet. Yeah, he was to go get the fucking bracelet.

Yeah. So I sat down. I was like, this is so cute. Like this will be such a good story when we tell her children on the oil rig. On the oil rig. On the oil rig. And then all of a sudden I look up and he's like, yeah. you're like okay and he's like I'm gonna go get my friends yeah we're like we're like okay so not

I have to pay for these two like beautiful white gold bracelets myself that I wouldn't have but the moral of the story was he worked at a gas station and maybe he had some oil on him the moral of this story is that you at your core love a little puppy dog sometimes at the end of the night so this is what happened to new year I mean I love a puppy we were there and honestly he came at like one two Like I didn't even think he was coming I did not invite him over I was like I didn't even save his contact That's how much I didn't care Got it like his contact was not safe

Which is like a really good telltale sign for me That like I did not give a fuck about this man Right Anyways he comes over with his friends And he's just kind of like follow me around And I was the level of drunk at that point in the night We're like he was there and he had a beating heart And he's giving you attention

And he's giving you attention And it's near Eve and you're like I haven't like gotten touched in a while And I was like It hasn't even been that long. So you guys were like making out? Like, I love a make-out. No, he was like going down on me in the side room.

Oh. With no curtain. Oh, first meet? Let's talk about a meet-cute. Oh, my God. You've never hooked up with someone on the first time you met them. That's what I'm trying to think. No, I've hooked, of course.

I'm just trying to think of if they like went down on me in a public setting. Probably not. Well, that's maybe an original experience. Yeah. It was almost like we were a mannequins. It was like a really small side room with clear. You're like mannequins? I'm crying.

We're like mannequins in the sex museum. Did we ever tell the story of Chowdown? No, we definitely did tell the story of Chowdown. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm not afraid of people watching, for sure, but like it was just like the wrong crowd. I didn't know most of the people there. People were watching?

People were still at the party. Wait, picture a full party and then just a clear glass store. And then this guy just going down on me in the corner. I need to know everything. Yeah. How were you positioned? Like, was he under you? Were you laying?

Yeah. On the couch. Oh, there was a couch. Yeah, there was couch. Got it. He was lying on the couch and he was between my legs. Greton was probably like... No, so then he like...

Graden was, like, going to bed. And so the guy, like, wanted to go into Greton's room. So Graden thought me and this guy were, like, propositioning him. Oh. So Graden was like, no. Graden's, like, barricading his door. Because Graden has this idea in his head that I want to fuck him. And I do not.

I've never seen Graden's people. my life and I don't want to. I could live my whole life without seeing that man's penis. It'll be okay. Whenever I change in front of him, he like turns away and like jumps out the window. He's so funny. He's like, stop looking at me, lesbian. He's literally turned into Jemais. So then we go into my room and one of the other people on the trip. I don't want to name drop anyone really, but there was someone else on the trip. Normalized name dropping in 2026. I know. I really just should. On this here podcast. Name drop.

Like Hunter was with the guy. Okay. Okay. I feel like I couldn't say that. Yeah, you did. He was with the guy and they were hooking up and then they came into my room. And I was like, okay, someone get a speaker. Like, let's all hook up together.

You are an ally. I'm an ally. You are. And also like in the movement of like heated rivalry, like I just like wanted to like have sex with gay men. Yeah. And okay. And so the guy I was with. was not down, which doesn't shock me.

And he was friends what the guy Hunter was getting with. Okay, got it. So it would have been like honestly like sharing friendship at the end of the day. So like I see where he's coming from. I also see where you were coming from. Hallie was just trying to like rally the truth. I was like, get the JBL, bring it into the bed. So he woke up there's a gel and get the fucking condoms.

No, I go get the JBL, get the KY and get in the fucking bed right now. Everyone roll your fucking blinds down. Turn the music up and let's go weird. That's like what I was saying. I was like commander of the troops. I bet you were like slurring your words too. You have the JBL now. So the guy got the JBL.

We got that far. Your guy. Yeah. And he's like straddling my face. What you were doing. No, no, he knew exactly what I was doing. Like he saw the gays walking and he was like. He just, I think he just thought I wasn't serious.

Uh-huh. I was serious and he was like, wait, I can't do this. So then what happened? He just left. So then they left and I just like, blew this guy and he went down on me again and then I was like I'm not having sex with you sounds fun I've been saying no to having sex recently I love that for you because I just like can't with my selective sex my bc selective sex 2026 with your bc body count got it we need to

L the bc I was like before Christ what are we talking about two of my ins like I guess the first one is more for you on this topic less sex in 2026 and less sex and I mean less sex I mean selective no more sex with less people yes that same with work more jobs yeah I've been whoring my I was saying this in my last episode like I've been just like hoaring myself out for shit that's like getting me nowhere in my career so unless that's like gonna give me a little pat in the ass and like whatever the fuck I'm doing yeah why am I showing up like give me a reason like literally give me a reason yeah you're getting no return on investment like why am I yeah Exactly, the ROI.

The ROI. Like, why am I going to this little fucking motherfucker when I could be at home, literally watching. For what? For what? For what? Literally for what. For a chance at catching chlamydia? No, thanks.

What, are we talking about the same thing? I was talking about like a brand dinner. I'm actually so, we weren't so on, not even different pages, we were different chapters of a different book. Right. No, I was talking about like men. And we how. Yeah.

I meant like, what do you mean ROI then? Like return on investment. Emotional investment? No, more so like, like, no, I don't want to sound rude and like bitchy because people are going to be like, she's too ugly to be shocked. Be yourself on the show. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah.

I'm trying to like give you hints and I feel like it's not catching. Just tell me I don't like that man for you. I don't like the men that you have been choosing for you. Who was the last guy that? you like that I've hooked up with? Probably none. And I don't even mean that in a mean way. Like they're nice guys and they're handsome stuff.

But like you're my best friend. So I want like the best person for you. Yeah, I do pick some dicey men. What about the last guy? You were talking to a guy before Christmas. We haven't hooked up, but I like him. Yeah, you like him. But like he gives me nothing.

He doesn't ask you out. It's a slow fucking burn with that guy. He'll ask me out and like group chats with the guy with the guy that introduced us. Oh my God. giving North Sea. Not really. Like, this guy's actually, like, a normal person. I just think he's, like, older and I'm giving him, like, way too many excuses off the bat. But, like, I'm just, like, not even... You're like, no, he's so into me. He's, like, too into me to text me.

Yeah, that's what I always do. I'm, like, so delusional. I'm, like, convince myself the complete opposite, just to make myself feel better. I'm like, he's scared to text me. I really hate a slow burn. There's nothing more boring than a slow burn. Yeah, but also, maybe the chemistry is not there, because also like he's kind of like he's perfect in a lot of ways yeah he's very serious like perfect on paper yeah that's actually a really good point like maybe a slow burn is just an indicator of not enough chemistry between two people i think we do have chemistry though but like i don't know enough i haven't spent enough time with him to like no so i have a question for you yes why are our martinis they look moldy and I'm really scared.

That's just the... Is that normal? Yeah, that's just the oil from the olives. You sure? I love a moldy martini. A very extra filthy moldy martini. What else happened on that trip? Have you talked to that guy?

No, I never saved his number. Oh, right. And I'll never see him again. Where is he from? The West Coast. It didn't get that far. I know it's somewhere past. It's somewhere in the West.

I know it's somewhere like past like the middle line of America. Okay. I don't even know his name. I'm not going to lie to you. No. That's okay. That's, um... Oh my God, I don't even know his name.

That's the energy we're leaving in 2025. No. I kind of like... Didn't even know his name. I like want to still have casual sex just like responsibly and with the better people. Yeah, that's what I was trying to say. say without sounding like a bitch. Better people.

You can be a bitch to me. I can handle it. Better people. I can handle a lot worse. Like the first video I watched this morning when I opened my eyes was this girl that made a dedicated video about me. She tagged me and she goes, I wish that influencers with under 5,000 followers could all unite and vote for the influencer they want to de-platform.

And we would all choose Hallie Batchelder. And if we couldn't get enough people to do that, I would make 10,000 accounts and de-platform her. myself. What? That was the first video on my few page today. I was like, this is the kind of, it's mean. It's mean, but like, she's just a fan at the end of the day. I seriously think people who make videos like that and leave mean comments off burner accounts or even like real accounts, are you okay? It's just mental health, you know. That video you showed me the other day of their girl going. It's Ralph Lauren. Oh, that was hilarious. Not Ralph Lauren. Hallie Batchelder.

No, she goes, get it right. She was, I'm like, she goes, Haley, badchelder. get it right i'm like okay the whole argument just fell i like the video yeah i did honestly like i would be doing something wrong if not a lot of people were making hate videos about me yeah you got you got to you got to accept it they're jealous yeah well no i just think they hate me but like i i i guess i'd leaving the losers in 2025 yeah not going through hidden comments not going on reddit in 2025 i i've actually i didn't go on reddit in 2020 i i've actually i didn't go on red it in 2020 Do you know I haven't been on Reddit since 2022? Same.

I haven't either. And over Christmas break, I went to Jordan's for like a day because it was snowing. I was on my way to the city. Yeah. I stopped at Lauren's fiance's house. Lauren was there, obviously. And we were so hammered. And we were all sleeping in the same bed because Rob had so many people staying at the house.

We all had to sleep in Jordan's bed. Yeah. And Lauren's on Reddit. And I'm like, you go on Reddit? And she's like, yeah, I'm just like, I wanted to look something. She wants to look something up. And I was like, what are you looking up on Reddit?

I was like, look up. No, I think it was something like, like, even the word like, unrelated. I know. No, it wasn't like influencer, like snark related.

She was like looking at something else. Yeah. And I was like, wait, look up my name. And there wasn't much. But the things I saw written about me, I literally like my heart sank into my ass. Yeah, it's so mean.

Live Manny has a horse face. Bitch. Like, be so for real. I want to see what they look like. Be so for real. Yeah. I mean, I really only think. And then I started crying. Yeah. I mean, they probably said like so much worse. Yeah. No, I was just crying because I was drunk and like really wanted attention. Yeah. Well, there's that too. Yeah. I got the attention. I think only like smaller creators go on Reddit. Is that a hot take? I just don't go on because I'm not built for it. I don't think anyone is. It's bullying. But I don't even want to like spend the time talking about Reddit on the show. Yeah. But I just thought it was like funny. That was the first video I saw this morning waking. Yeah, you're built different. I was like, you're a fucking ray of sunshine.

Yeah, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Sunshine. It was like 9 a.m. No. I was like, what time zone are you in? No.

She woke up and like clicked your court. Chose violence. She chose violence. Yeah. What a way to start the new year. I know. What a way to start the year? I was so much positivity.

What are you doing to start the new year? Like what's like one, I know everyone, I mean, this first week of the new year is always like, I'm reinventing myself. This is the year of the horse. And we all need to. Move, like, it's, it's a lot. So maybe I was calling you a horse face was a positive thing. I know. The year of Livmanny's horse face.

Obsessed. Continue. But it's like a lot to take in. Everyone's like, I made so many vision boards and this what I'm doing and this is, look at everything I achieved this year. Like, it was a lot to take in everyone just like reminiscing on everything they achieved and didn't achieve and that they're changing their entire personalities this year. I wrote down goals because I do this every year on this.

the first. I maybe wrote down like four because let's be realistic. I just have monetary goals. Most of my own were monetary. Thank you. Two were spiritual. Okay. And I think I forgot you're like religious sometimes. Yeah. Two were spiritual. One another one was monetary and then one was like be a better girlfriend. I like that for you. But what are yours? I want to be hotter, prettier and make X amount of millions this year. And to be a better friend. Elaborate on that. Being a better friend, like inconveniencing myself for friends.

I feel like that is a last start. I love that. Like showing up for your friends, even if it inconveniences you. Yeah. And just like celebrating your friends wins and doing all those things that like I think some people forget to do. I forget to do sometimes. And that even if you like mean well, I think it's important to be proactive about. Yeah, it's important like say it.

Yeah. And like words of affirmation. knowing what different friends need. Yeah. Because everyone needs something different. I love that. And that's so true. Because sometimes I feel like I just assume like you and Lauren know that like I have your best interest at heart and like you know I'm proud of you and like whatever, whatever.

But sometimes I don't like go out of my way to be like, hey, I saw that. Like that was sick. Like good job. Like Lauren especially needs like words of affirmation. Yes. And like. What do I need gifts? But like sometimes I'm not the type of friend like.

I don't really need a lot. You don't like words of affirmation. No. I like, but like also, you can't read my mind either. Yeah. So that's like something. I wish Lauren was here so we could all allow me on this. But like she's stuck in St. Bart's, poor girl.

Poor girl. Poor girl. She's probably so stressed though. I feel like we all, us three this year, our girls should be communicate more. Yeah, I'm a bad communicator. So that we, I feel like any arguments we get in, the three of us, whether it's you and Lauren, me and Lauren, me and you, all three of us, it's always lack of communication.

It's never someone being deliberately mean, deliberately whatever. Like, it's always just a lack of communication. You're a little reactive and I'm a little reactive. A little. We're so reactive. We're like, me and Lyft, it is like an actual, like, Lauren, like, hides and plugs our ears. We look like vibrating atoms. Like, that's how mad we get.

We're like, have steam coming out of our fucking ears. No, like, we had to, like, leave up. Like we point at each other. No, like we like get each other's faces like that. It's honestly so epic, but. And Lauren's like, guys, guys, because she doesn't want to pick aside. And then sometimes Lauren will laugh because she gets nervous and then we're both like, what are you laughing at?

What are you laughing at right now? And it's really, but we haven't gotten in a fight like that in almost a year. But last time we got in a big fight, the day after we actually talked about it. And- Is that the summer? No, I'm thinking of Aspen. The summer wasn't you and me. That was you and Lauren.

Yeah, that was bad. Aspen, even though like we both said things we didn't mean to say, there was an issue at the core of it. And we talked about that small issue. And then it hasn't been an issue since. No, I haven't really fought since. I mean, sometimes we like get a little bickery. Yeah, sometimes you're like, what do you mean by that?

Yeah. And then two minutes later, we're like, hi. We're like, hi, I miss you. Love you. Aw. We're so cute. Friends who don't fight. Aren't real friends.

I was friends with this girl for literally, like, maybe 10 years. I went to high school with her. We were on and off because she was also extremely reactive more than me, like very reactive. And we couldn't fight. So even like a small misunderstanding would be we're not friends anymore and like ghosting. Like she would like ghost me for like weeks. Like after a small misunderstanding. And I always felt so insecure in that friendship because I was like, well, this is just life and like this is relationships. And sometimes you have. have misunderstandings. Just because you're fighting with your friend doesn't mean you shouldn't be friends with

that person. It's literally like just something you have to get over. And I was always so insecure in my friendship with her and like other friends of mine where I felt like we couldn't talk about things because I was too scared we wouldn't see eye to eye. And then it would end in us not being friends. And that's something I don't worry about with you and Lauren. Yeah.

We can tussle. And I know it will work itself out. Yeah, like a fight doesn't necessarily mean a friendship breakup. up. Yes, exactly. And I think with a lot of people, like, you don't want to feel like you're walking on eggshells with any of your friends. That's not a real friend. No, you need to be able to like speak your mind. Say it how it is. Yeah. And like also if you let things faster, it'll become like an atomic bomb once you let it like all come out. Totally. If you have a problem, say your problem and then move on from it. Yeah. And like, find solution. And don't take it

personal. Like if your friend is telling you something that bothered them, even though you might think it's so ridiculous and I have no idea what they're talking about, just like breathe and be like, okay I'm sorry and move on I'm bad at that the breathing part I can be bad at that too yeah we're both really we're both fight the same way my mom always tells me she's like there's one thing that gets you in trouble in this life and it's your mouth gets me in trouble but also gets me into parties you're not real I knew she was going to say it I literally knew she wasn't to say it you you literally just set me up for that one I just I did Wait, should we check on Lauren?

Should we check her location? See if she's back in the country? I mean, she's probably in the middle of the fucking ocean. She's literally still in the same bar. It's not even real. Oh, she's on a plane. Let's do some listener red questions. Okay.

What do single people romanticize about relationships that isn't actually true? I don't romanticize being in a relationship that much. That's something I love about you. I'm just like... Hallie's like, I don't want to be in a fucking relationship for what? And I like love that. Well, like, it sounds... Parts of it sound nice, like companionship and like having someone to text, quality time.

Yeah. But like I also like my independence a lot right now. That's why I think you'd be really good in a long distance relationship. I probably would. I really think you would. I know, but like sex is so important to me. I need someone that's like 10 minutes away. But can I tell you something?

What? Like this is a good example. It makes it so much better at everything. A long distance? The distance makes. makes the time together and I mean everything about the time together so much better. The distance makes the click go fonder. That's exactly what I was trying to.

That's exactly what I was going for right now. That was poetic. Yeah. A lot of people think it's just like butterflies and fucking rainbows all the time and like dinner dates and like movies, but like relationships take work. I romanticize arguments honestly. That's exactly I miss about having a boyfriend is like the hotness of a fight and the makeup of it. But like that is so wrong.

My fights aren't hot because it's just me basically talking to a wall because John is so calm and he's just like. But do you ever like getting done? Yeah. I think I need that, honestly. Well, that's why, that's sometimes why we fight because I am reactive and I'm working on it. Yeah. But sometimes I am just in a mood where I'm like, I just want to bicker and he won't.

And then I'm like, bye. Yeah. You can always text me. We can bicker. Yeah. I need to fight. Do you have 10 minutes? We should do that in the New Year.

We should. Start bickering with your friends. Yeah. Totally contradicts what we just said. Don't do that. Is sexual chemistry something you can build or do you either have it or not? You either have it or not. Yeah, you can't build it. Yeah.

You just know when you want to rip someone's fucking clothes. I think it's the fair, fair, fernones. That. It's like something animalistic in human nature. Yeah. Where you just like want to tear their clothes off. And some people like connect better than others. Yeah.

If it's not there the first time. in most cases, like majority of the cases, I would say, just let's move along. That's something that you can't just build. You can't. You can't build that. How high do you rank sex when deciding to stay with someone? Usually the highest. I mean, I've decided to stay in bad things because the sex was good.

Yeah. Where I've ignored every fucking red, purple fuchsia flag that's been thrown out my face. orange yellow just because the dick was at least good yeah but but there's other more important things in life like like everything else that I guess a relationship has it's important what are your top three most important things in a relationship in a person in a person or in my relationship in a person okay number one probably like drive so like looks is it not even on there no I just said number one Number one is someone who's like a hard worker. Yeah.

Can like put their head down and like is devoted to their craft. Even if like they were a cashier, like they have to be the best cashier? Uh, no. That's cute. I just wanted to clarify for this guy. Okay. So that's number one for me. Number two, chemistry.

Like this does look all sauce. It looks so sus. It looks so sus. And my stomach kind of hurts. Um, like chemistry, like how I feel around that person and how I feel about that person. And that's like super, like do I get butterflies? Like I'm excited to see them. And number three would probably be like trust, lawyers,

your reliability, all that stuff, because I have to say that. And then number four would be like a six-six man with muscles and curly hair. Period. Period. Yeah, I don't know what mine would be, but it'd probably be a little. Well, I'm probably like a little different than that. Really? Yeah, because I prioritize bad, like, different things.

My top things would be a sense of humor. A good job, good looks, and a good dick. And then trust and whatever the fucking bullshit comes after that. Cheers. Cheers to that. I'll drink the moldy martini for that. Yeah, cheers. So moldy.

It's not moldy. I think it just thought you. Is it normal for sex to ebb and flow in a relationship? No. No. Sorry. It's not. I want to be fucking like bunnies until my fucking binneers fall out of my head.

Yeah. Which could happen at anybody now honestly. I've also never been pregnant. Like I guess that would be a major thing. Like if I was pregnant, like maybe. I hear you're horny when you're pregnant. I've heard that too. But I've also heard that some girls just don't want to be touched when they're pregnant.

I did. I've also heard others like horror stories where the man like doesn't want to. And in that case. Really? I've heard like guys have a fetish for pregnant woman. Yeah. I know guys that like love a super pregnant woman. I love that.

I don't know if I like that's a manly man right there really I yes like you if it's a single pregnant wife like no no not that like a guy like will look up pregnant woman on Instagram and like like all their photos and like be like jerk off to it oh sorry I know a guy like that and it's really creepy had to unfollow him yeah so like if it's ebbing and flowing it's probably a sign of bad things um anyways next what's the biggest green flag a man can have and what's the biggest green flag that's impressed both of us. The biggest green flag I think a man could have is when he's like really comfortable with his masculinity.

Love that. Yeah. That's a good one. Biggest green flag. I'm going to say the one that impressed me first because that's what came to mind. I can say I'm going out. I also my boyfriend's eight hours ahead of me. So he's asleep at 4 p.m.

my time. He doesn't give a fuck what I'm doing at night. He's not like, what are you doing? Where are you going? Who are you going to be with? He doesn't give a fuck. He's like, babe, have the best. best night have fun. I hope you have fun. Why don't you go out? Ask Lauren and Hall if they want to go out.

That is the biggest green flag that surprised me because I've never had a boyfriend like that before. And the fact that that exists, a secure man. Obsessed. Yeah. There is nothing more unattractive to me than a man who's like, well, how do I know so-and-so wasn't going to be there? And how do I know this? And like, who are you going to be with? And why are you out that late? What's your motive? Like, literally, fucking relax. Thank you. you like you're fucking weird like stop being fucking weird that's also like very like

please small like energy micropean energy micro penis energy I agree with that I feel like we answer that one full have you ever seen a micro yeah the second guy I fucked after my first boyfriend had a micro penis and I fucked him on a beanback

and I thought his thumb was in me I'm not even kidding it was the smallest dick I've ever seen a whole entire life you needed like a fucking microscope to see that shit And I have bad eyes begin with. So I was like, I literally thought he had a big clip. Like, oh my God. And he was a big. And he was a big man.

It's always that. Sick, six. It's always that. Hot, chiseled athlete with the smallest fucking penis I've ever seen. Oh, this is a while ago. This is back in college, you know. That's really scary. Like, it looked like a button.

Not a button, but like my thumb. I'm freaking out. Like my thumb. Not to be mean. I'm just like freaking out. Is there surgery for me? that? I don't know what there should be. I mean, I feel like it would be equivalent to like lengthening a limb. It's an, it's an organ low. Yeah. So I don't know. But like, not to be mean.

Not if someone struggles with that, like, love you. Sorry. I think there is a surgery, though. Yeah. Imagine they just come out with a fucking baseball bat. Like a fucking, like, third leg. I'm done. A tripod. Okay. Is a teeny bit of jealousy in a relationship ever healthy? And we just talked about this.

Like, no. But, like, it's kind of hot. I mean, you like a little bit of jealousy? I get jealous. Is he like that? Probably not. I think it's kind of, like, cute to, like, but, like, I'm not the one to ask. So, like, why?

Ignore me. I just, like, like, when they get a little pissed. That's why I'm single here. Actually, you know what? Like, if the guys give you attention, like, I, like, really poked the bear a couple weeks ago because I just, like, wanted to argue. Thank you. I sound really toxic right now.

I poked the bear because I was like, come on, like, give me something. Like, do you even love me? Like, what do you mean? Like, it gets to a point where I'm like, how are you so cool as a cucumber all the time? Like, I just told you like da-da-da-da-da. And he's like, oh, cool. And I'm like, dude, like, what the fuck? Do you even love me?

And I got a DM last week that said, like, did you and your boyfriend breakup? And I, like, I told him, I was like, so many people are DMing me thinking we broke up. And he goes, like, guys? And I was like, no. And he's like, oh. And I was like, yes. I want to see more of that. I feel like this is a good episode so far.

Yeah. I feel safe to say what's on my fucking mind. And as you fucking should on this show. You should, bitch. Be yourself on the show. Be yourself on my show. Hi, be yourself on my fucking show. Be yourself on my show.

Hi, wear your fur and be yourself of my fucking show. I have so many sick furs and I wore a fleece. Do you believe in if you wanted to, he would? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I do. I do too.

Let's not be crazy and be like, oh, if you wanted to, he would have got me a helicopter to fly in 30 minutes ago. Let's not be crazy with it. But if I want to see, he would see you. If he wants to, if a man. And guys, if a man, and I can only say this because I have had so many experiences with men who didn't like me. Okay? So I know how to decipher. If a man likes you and wants to see you, it doesn't matter what the fuck is going on in his personal life with his friends, with his family, if it's a fucking holiday, that man is going to see you.

Yeah. Also, like, I find myself making excuses for men. Like, oh, maybe they have a busy week. Like, no, if he wanted to see you, he would make time. If you want to text you, like it doesn't take much. It's like... Legitimately, the easiest thing to do. Like, he has time to, like, go to the bathroom, right?

So he has time to text you. Look, I just said, hey, how's your day going? Oh, so you know he says. It took literally email a second. Yeah. In this world? No, you can always communicate. Literally, please.

In this day and age? A text is dirt. If you don't like your friend's partner, what is the window where you can tell them before it's too late? tell him right away. If your friends don't like your man, then your man's not right for you. I would say like literally right away.

I would say literally yesterday. I would say right away. Before it gets too serious. Because once it's serious, then it's awkward and you're going to lose the friend. But also it depends how close you are with your friends. Because like, if I didn't like your man, if you told me, like if you pull me aside and you're like, listen,

I know something and you're not going to like this. You know, I used to not like Jordan. No. Yeah. Like in the beginning? In the beginning when he was being like a fuck boy to Lauren, I was like, what is this nonsense bullshit? But now he's like the best stubborn to her.

Literally the best. I used to be like. And also like, you know what I didn't like that he was taking my time away from like my best friend? Right. So I was like what the fuck is going on? That's my girlfriend. Not yours. I also could feel like you didn't love John at first.

I didn't really get John at first. Yeah. And then it was hard. He's very quiet. It was hard because. Because we had three days with him and then you didn't see him. And then I started dating him and then you didn't see him until June. And that's when you guys became friends.

And you realized like it's like sense of humor. And I feel like over the summer you like, Hallie like pulled me aside at one point and was like, I really like him. And I really like you guys together. Yeah, I do like you guys together. I waited a year to hear that. Because seriously, there's a while where I didn't know you guys were still talking. I know. your best friend's approval, at least for me, is so important in a relationship.

It's like it gave me the confidence. Like it just, it's like everything. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I've never gotten the same of approval from any of my friends about any guy. They're all like run for the hills. Yeah.

Except for that one guy. That doesn't like me. That like likes me. doesn't like me. That just gave me attention. The guy we were just talking about. The most recent. Oh, duh.

Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Again, Hallie, if you wanted to, it would. Like, come on. No, 100%. Like, if you wanted to, you would, like, where are you in this world?

I, like, don't get it. Where are all the men? I was just thinking about that the other day. I think they, like, died. I don't know. I saw this real, which, like. They're all gay now. Yeah, that's the thing.

Like, I actually saw it. video of men at a Playboy Cardi concert in a mosh pit jumping up and down sobbing like they were crying and like hugging and the comments were cracking me up it was like these are women you know like the men the men lonely and this epidemic yeah like they're all in the mosh pit jumping to play bar party and like I know it's a joke of men used to go to war literally you know like they just like build like desks imagine Imagine like 10 men, you know. I bet on average, half of them, like, you cannot picture them even picking up a gun

or going to war. Like, they could never. I think I could do it. Picking up a gun was aggressive, but like going to, yeah, I don't know why I said that. I'm more so just, I'm kind of like losing my train of thought because I'm just like being insane. But like, seriously, we need some more testosterone. I agree.

I feel like I have more testosterone than half these men. 100% same. What's the most important role in female friendships? What's the most important role? Rule. A rule. Probably honesty and refrain from like talking shit. I know everyone talks shit here and there.

It's okay. But like refrain from talking a lot of shit behind people's backs. Like that's something that's definitely bit me in the ass before like years ago. some of my female friendships because I didn't like understand, couldn't like grasp that that like you don't have the right to talk shit about your friends. Yeah. And lucky for me those friends, like we rekindled our friendships and we don't deal with that anymore. But like that was like one of the biggest lessons in my life, literally, in female friendships.

Be kind, be nice, be gentle, obviously be honest. but like none of the high school college like talking mad shit behind their backs. Like it is a recipe for disaster. Everything comes to light. And don't say shit that you wouldn't say to the person's face if you had to. Like if you're saying something that if you got caught saying by that person and you'd be like fucking mortified if they heard that, don't, don't say it. Yeah. Don't do it.

Yeah. that and like be supportive and I'm thinking about that like one scenario yeah yeah and then be like brutally honest honestly be brutal to their face be brutally honest to their fucking face yeah make them cry

you know what I mean like be honest like if you don't like their fucking outfit a fake friend would say nothing a real friend would say go fucking Jane bitch. Change right now. These jeans don't look good on you. You look like a dumb, fugly clown.

Yeah, you look like Ronald McDonne. I'm like drunk. Would you fuck him? Ronald McDonnell. I would let him hit. Same with Mickey Mouse. What are we saying? What?

Wait, wait. Same with the Grinch. I would let the Grinch smash. I'm wearing my Grinch socks. Oh my God. Like, same. You're telling you wouldn't let the Grinch like fucking hit.

I'm not saying I wouldn't. I wouldn't let Santa hit though. He's married. Minnie Mouse is married. Mickey Mouse. What are we saying? I don't know Mickey and Minnie were still together. I thought they broke up.

Oh, SpongeBob too. Smash. Patrick? Patrick, no. Bass. Yeah. But like that one random fish that's always like, my leg!

You know who I'm talking about. What about Danny the squirrel? She's a woman. You fucking scissors with her. I don't want to. Hallie's like licking her glass helmet. We have to get a drink. No, I know.

We can't after. But I'm wearing pajamas. Why did I wear pajamas? You wore exactly the opposite of what you told me to wear. So great. I'm going to regret. this for the rest of my life. Yeah, probably.

All right, next. I literally just got the sickest fucking fur. Foe fur. No, it's fur. Oh. Fucking bitch. Peter don't come for her. It's faux.

It's faux. Okay, shut up about your foe. I'm going to funk right now with myself. What's the one thing each of you does that makes you feel hot instantly? Spray tan. Ooh, good one. Spray tan, go to the gym. masturbate get a good workout in yeah um going raya shower give yourself a blowout honestly a dating out

i just bought a vibration plate i feel i'm gonna sit on it i feel like such a loser i feel like everyone has those good idea i just got gifted for random vibrators i know from a really good brand and i was like did i drunk buy these but like i didn't no i got two more after that yeah i used one last night and i don't actually The ones that, like, suck, I can't. It's too much. It's too much, too fast. And I kind of like the ride. Yeah.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Edging. No, like, I. Literally. It needs to, like, be, like, if I come in, like, 15 seconds, what's the point of even doing that? What's the point?

I want there to be seven minutes at least. Like, a beginning. Seven's excessive. A beginning. Like, I want to be able to watch, like, at least a little bit of something. Watch? You don't watch porn? Oh.

You don't watch porn? We've talked about this. You know I don't watch more. I have bad memory. I have a really good imagination. That does not do it for me. I need to watch like two people enjoy themselves. What kind of people?

I watch. I already know what you watch, but you say it. I just watch a man and a woman. Lauren watches Girl and Girl. I know. So crazy. But like most people do watch Girl and Girl. Oh, really?

Yeah. I think if you ask like 10 girls like 8. them and say girl and girl like i need to see a man involved so if i did watch horn that would not be my bread and butter girl on girl yeah now i like to watch a man and a woman right get absolutely obliterated obliterated yeah so does loren watch girl on girl with jordan no just alone yeah I mean, that would be hot, though. I'm sure Jordan loves that. I'm sure Jordan loves that.

Jordan's like, I fucking love my life. Jordan's like, I fucking love my life. Jordan's like, babe. Sorry, Jordan. Jordan's like snuggled up at night with his mouth tape on. And he like moves fish's hair and like goes to her ear and he goes, babe, can we put our show on? They probably do, like, do that together.

I used to do that with an ex-boyfriend. We know. Yeah, I miss that. He used to project it onto the ceiling. Actually. In sharehouses and played on every room with so-no. We're all doing this together tonight. If we're horny, you guys are all going to get horny.

Reporting for duty, sir, yes, sir! He's like, is everyone ready over the intercom? Is everyone ready? Room one, ready. All right, let's go back to the girl and girl thing. Because, like, how do you even, like, know you like that? So you watch, you've never watched porn ever. I've watched porn.

And it does nothing for you. I've seen porn, but I have not watched it by myself. I used to watch massage room porn. And. Like, happy ending. Yeah, like a happy ending massage. But, like, they fuck. Very happy ending.

Would you ever get a happy ending? No. Actually, one of John's old teammates, his wife, gifted him a happy ending massage. Yeah, I hear people doing that all the time. And I was like, you fucking wish, bitch. But like, do you even, like, want? I mean, like, who's giving the massage? Does it come with photos?

Like, can you pick who doesn't? Like, can you select? What if it's, like, a 200-year-old woman? I'm like that lady from SpongeBob what are they selling she's the acrylics on and like a bunch of rings like who was doing it yeah like someone's auntie it would have to be bedded but yeah I mean I would like let my man do that I think speaking from someone who has no man we are not the same yeah at all I just started seeing a new guy we've been dating for a few weeks is us texting every day a good sign or a bad sign he initiates it's a great sign it's a great sign what do you mean I think that's the only sign. Even if he missed a day, I would be like red flag. That's the biggest good sign. Out of all the signs in the street.

It's a good one. It's the best sign. That's like the first sign on the path of greatness. I'm so, I'm like so drunk. I think the mold is getting to you. I haven't drank in like three weeks. This has me like on my ass. Have you ever checked your partner's phone?

Did you find anything? doesn't have to be your current partner. Oh, then fuck yeah. I found a text to my ex's ex. Yeah. And it was terrible. And then I still dated him after. Yeah.

I found my boyfriend was on Tinder in Schenectady out of all places. Like, I don't even know who you're going to find on Tinder. I guess other college students. But, like, I was like, my roommates at the time showed me his Tinder. And then I went on his phone and was like, fuck show me this shit yeah and i was like fuck you you chopped ass busted ass gay boy no i kept fucking him but yeah i was mad yeah i was mad too oh my god ignorance is bliss but like if you even feel like the need to check your partner's phone then it's probably not a good sign i don't feel a need

so i'm good off that yeah but like you feel like you needed to then i sense there's a bigger issue at hand if i felt i needed to i would what is the advice you'd give someone just a movement to New York City. Don't talk to people that stop you on the street asking to do questionnaires. Hmm. Good one. I would say, go out, meet people. Where would you go out to meet people if you had no friends moving here?

Oh, fuck. Go to the gym, go to the park. No, no, maybe not the park. Maybe. Like a class, some sort of class of sorts. I really doubt anyone. has moved here and didn't know at least one person. Like, there are so many people here.

Like, even like a friend of a friend. That's how I met a lot of my friends at first. When I moved here, like, they were friends of friends. They were like, oh, you're moving to New York. Let me, like, give you this girl's number. Are you guys? And that's how I'm, some of my really good friends now, I met, like, the first week living in New York.

Did we have a mutual friend? Yeah, of course. Maggie. Yeah. Maggie brought us to sushi and we fell deeply. Blue ribbon. Blue ribbon. Calm Ave.

Calm out. So hot. What is a fashion trend you think we will see this year in a big way? The color baby blue. A lot of maximalist. I think we're moving out of that minimalist. Yeah, more campy. A little more camp, a little more, you know,

ooh, what the fuck is that, you know? Yeah, like overdressing. Like borderline ugly shit. That's just like really cool, you know. Maybe belts. Yeah. I don't know what I'm talking about. Maximillism.

I mean, I've already been seeing it like people are wearing, like vintage. Guys, I'm telling you get, like, the best thing I did was by, what did you say? Shear. Oh, I thought you said cheer. I was like, yeah, that. Buy your coats vintage. Like, buy vintage coats. They don't make them like they used to, except for this one, of course.

Yeah, I do love this coat. Insane. I wish you were wearing a coat too. We could have been like super conti. So I got my Uber and I was like Olivia Manning, you just made the worst decision of your life putting on a black fleece. Black fleece. You in black fleece?

Like I have a baby blue fur. Because you always wear a black fleece. Every single episode, I'm wearing a black fleece. It's probably because I have body dysmorphia. Okay, well that was just a lovely episode with Olivia Norreed Mani. Yeah. What was that? What in the fucking.

mini-mount shit was that anyways live do you want to say bye um love you i'm like really drunk she's being very demure right now sorry i'm so drunk and i feel like weird i feel like i just took a rip of weed and i'm being like super weird and like yeah no i'm totally fine i don't feel weird why like okay i have to go well anyways i love you and i love you and i love you and i love you and i always have And I always will. I always will. And I do. And you do and you will.

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