Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - A good outfit cures heartbreak *fashion review solo!*

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

HI SEXY!! 💋 It's another hot, hot, sexy episode on this beautiful Thursday! Hallie kicks it off (brunette style) with a new game: finish the Extra Dirty quote, where Hallie tries to finish REAL quotes from episodes of Extra Dirty past. Because a sleepover with no sex with a WHAT with a guest star?! Then, Hallie reviews some of the most ICONIC moments in pop culture fashion from the Rihanna Omelette Dress to the Lady Gaga Meat Dress and an extra special self-review in fashion. Enjoy the ep pookies, love you! 🤸‍♀️ Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I'm either rotting inside like a blank or bouncing off the walls of New York City like Spider-Man. I'm either rotting inside like a tomato, apple. They're afraid of the sun. A vampire. Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.

Hello, all. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. It's me again, your favorite, Hallie Batchelder. I thought we just like get right into it today and just like have a fucking hot, hot, sassy hot episode. We're going to start with a segment today. I thought we'd kick off this episode with a segment called Finish the Extra Dirty Quote. So I'm going to give you a quote. And then it's something I've said on this podcast at some point in time. We've been doing this for what year and a half at this point i can't believe this like episode 61 which is fucking crazy to me that i have that many things to talk about so i'm gonna say a quote and my producer you know put these together i don't know if i'll be able to finish all these because i don't know what's coming out of

my mouth half the time but let's begin also just everyone like my hair color i got i went brunette i feel like no one's talked about it yet so all right the first one is a blank will never go see you but sometimes batteries do turn on you. A vibrator. I was right. A vibrator will never go to you, but sometimes batteries do turn on you. I still stand by this.

And this happened to me the other night. The batteries turned on me with not one vibrator, but my backup went too. And I've never felt more slide in my whole entire life. Like, literally tears were rolling down my eyes. And it was like a Sunday. And, you know, like when a vibrator breaks on a Sunday, it's almost like a bad omen.

Like you just know like your week's gonna be fucked after that. But whatever. Okay, next one. If his texting is blank, move on. Like, if his texting is dull, sporadic, like not consistent. I would say move on. I feel like that's something I believe, Marshall. If it's texting me is spotty.

Spotty. Same fucking thing. Potato potato. I agree with this. I think that's like, the best dating vice I've gotten in a year is like if his texting is like not consistent he's not that into you and he's not even being shy about it he's literally basically telling you that he's not that into you by being kind of his body because I do believe in the saying if he wanted to he would

guys are kind of just like kind of matter of fact very black and white and if he wants something he's going to like climb every mountain across every ocean to go get that puss and I truly believe that he had chronic blank dick it was like what saran wrap? Coke? Whisky? Yeah, that's correct. I was going to name every liquor.

And then I was going to go to Lexa Pro maybe if that wasn't going to cut it. Yeah. He had a crown of Coke dick, and it was like, what's a ran rap? I used to hook up with this guy from Sigma Chi when I was in high school, like any Sigma Chi boy. I think I hooked up with like at least eight Sigma Chi boys when I was in college. But this one particular one, he was a dealer. And so I spent a lot of my. time with him in his room doing and sometimes we would do that and it would turn into his dick coming

out but it was always just like flaccid and so not what i want to be looking at directly in the eye it looks like you know a limp ant eater it was very depressing i think he's getting married now i hope you he figured that out. Anyways, next, I made him feel like the smallest man alive by pulling out my own blank right in front of him. Again, vibrator. That was correct. I talked about this on last week's episode.

This is the most powerful move a woman can do, is to just like, emasculate the fuck out of a man. If he can't make you finish, do it right in front of them and show him how. Like, that's so hot. in like such a baller move in my opinion next stop trying to make a situation ship a relationship it's not blank it's not working for you um it's not fun to do that what is it a hint here is like a store at the mall with stuffed animals stuffed animals it's not you like you like Wepkins

Clothes on it Clop penguins It's a Build a boyfriend Build a bear Build a bear Build a boyfriend Okay yeah

Bill the dick I stand by this I think that You know A situation ship is a situation For one person And not the other person So

Yeah And don't force it I just like Situationship shouldn't last Any longer than a month Two months Three months Topps three months

I think a time talked about that with Kendall. Like the longest I would allow a situation ship to run on would be three months in the winter. Summer, one month cap. And that's important. The seasons are important for that one. If he only texts after 10 p.m., you're Anne Blank, not the main course. You're an appetizer. Yeah. That's true. Extracurricular. Oh. Both work. The right answer was extracurricular. but I think appetizer works too because I feel like you probably has some other thing on the side that couldn't meet him between the hours of 7 and 10. I don't know, men are so suss, but it's always a red flag if he's texting you after 10 p.m.

And it goes both ways for girls and boys. I feel like any guy that I hit up after 10 p.m., I don't actually care about. I'm just probably cold and need a warm body near me and some attention. Yeah, I stand by all this. I'm wondering if I'm going to cross one of these that I'm not going to, like, agree with, or if they're all just going to be something I'm doubling down on. Maybe I've evolved in the past year. I don't know.

Let's see. Okay. Pillow talk is dangerous. That's where Blank is born. Bantor? Delusion. Delusion. I mean, both are true, though.

Because pillow talk is really where you get, like, you know. But delusion works better because that's when you start, like, talking about your feelings. You're a little buzzed. you're about to hook up or you just hooked up and you're talking about like your family, maybe not directly after like his dicks in you, but like, you know, you hit all like the important topics of conversation that make you feel like you're connected to them

when in reality it's just like you're, you just are naked with someone. So I just feel like pillow talk is really fucking dangerous, which is why if you are very vulnerable in that situation, you should probably not have any sleepovers at all, which is why. I try not do. I also just like, don't like waking up next to a man.

I'm like, what are we doing? I need to start my day. If you didn't finish, it was a blank with a guest star. I know this one. You do know this one. I do know this one. A heartbeat? A vibrator?

It was a nap. A nap. That was good. How did I think of that? A nap with a gas star. It was basically just like a lucid dream that like didn't end well. You know, when you're like having these dreams where you feel like you're falling and then you wake up right before you hit the ground, that's literally like having sex when you don't

finish. It's like nothing happened. I just felt like it was for a second and nothing happened. A lucid dream, if you will. But Knapp works too. But stuff is a blank. Is a great way to get to know someone. is a

fun hobby is a hobby is a the hint is when you hope someone catches you hope someone catches you you believe in that to catch you yeah

but stuff is a trust fall I'm so good I am poetic as fuck that was basically some doctor sue shit right there it is a trustful and I understand the context.

It's hard to not know the context of which I say these things because I was probably talking about how sometimes you just like don't know what's going to happen when you are having anal because it's very ambiguous down there. I mean, not for me imperfect and gorgeous. But like it can be, you know, I've heard horror stories where it can be very messy. I've never ran into that situation. But like I know people that have been in that situation. And I don't think that's that abnormal.

I mean, if you're going to, like, go in there through the trenches, not knowing what you're going to find, I think you have to, like, prepare yourself to, like, run into that situation. I have never been in that situation. And I hope I never have to be. But it is a trust fall. I agree with that. Okay, friends with benefits only works if the blank is good. If the dick is good.

The hint is that the word is already in the sentence. if the benefit is good? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so this is what I meant here, which basically is the same thing as like if the dick is good. If you are dealing with a man and you're having sex and you're not finishing and like he's not a friend with benefits, like something, you have to be benefiting it from something, whether you're friends with benefits and he takes you to fucking carbone. Like there has to be some benefit on the table where you feel like you feel like you have to be benefit on the table where you feel like you feel like.

like you are gaining from the experience. For me, it would be dick, it wouldn't be dinner. But for some people, I think they would enjoy a beautiful steak dinner if they had to entertain a guy. I mean, that's, I feel like that's seeking arrangements though, if I'm being honest, but yeah, I agree with that. I feel like that's a safe sentence. Okay, I'm in my era of saying blank,

and I feel like it's an era, I feel like it's a fun era to be in if you're safe. Blank is. yes. I'm in my era of saying yes. Yes. I feel like I'm still in this era. I don't know when I said this. I'm always in a perpetual era of saying yes. I feel like that's kind of what makes it kind of what brought me here in front of this fucking microphone is because I have stories to tell and experiences that have been had and I've learned a lot of life lessons. I learn what I don't like what I like. I've had a lot of work opportunities like yes can work in a lot of different

ways here. I feel like saying yes is amazing. if, you know, you're being safe. Like, don't say yes to a guy telling you that he has candy in the back of his van. We say no to that. Good sex won't fix a bad man, but it will blank your exit. Prolongate. Basically, yeah, it was delay. Delay.

Prolongate, potato, potato. I 100% agree. I've been in this position a lot of times. But I've also been in a position where, like, you know, I feel like, oh, maybe you could get better like I sometimes when you really like someone you think the sex is just so bomb and like you're like fuck like he's so hot so bomb and then like hindsight's always 20 20 you look back at the sex you were having compared to the sex you're happening with the new guy and you're like wait I was just like really into this guy I wasn't really into the dick because that happens sometimes too but

yeah that's that's you know I feel like that's important okay the best way to get over a man is to under another one. I didn't even have to think about that. The blank was another one. Yeah. Distraction, distraction, distraction. Because you know, for damn sure, he's probably getting on top of a lot of other bitches.

And so I also like to think about the fact that like, is this man really dwelling on me? Is he really fucking thinking about me? Like, I don't, I try to have that perspective. And I'm like, I'm gonna think about this man equally as much as he's thinking about me. me and if he discarded me so easily like that then fuck i'm just gonna not think about him yes it's easier set than done but it's easier to not think about him when you are getting fucked by a new hot guy

and i truly believe that i'm either rotting inside like a blank or bouncing off the walls of new york city like spider man i'm either rotting inside like a tomato apple they're afraid of the sun A vampire. Yeah. This is very true and I'm trying to work on that. I'm trying to get my steps in a little bit more. But I've only graduated from going from my bed to like my couch from going to, you know, my bed to like maybe downstairs to get a coffee and then I'll come back up and then vampire mode activated. It's too fucking cold outside.

I don't even feel bad about it. It's disgusting outside. And I have to be out all night for this shit to work here. Okay. and I have to meet new people. I am networking. I am meeting fucking people. Also, I'm single.

Like, I'm not going to find my husband inside of my apartment, but I still abide by this. I do think when I do get into something a little bit more serious, that I'll probably want to stay in a little bit more. But for now, my tits are up,

and I need to find things to do outside my apartment, so I will be outside at night. Like Spider-Man. I don't care about gift-giving. blank me comma period i'm assuming the word is fuck that's correct i do gift giving's not really my love language unless the gift is your body on top of me but i just not my love language i'm a very physical touch person i'm very quality time person i don't really give fuck about acts of service i'll get a task rabbit but i'm like pretty independent one like other than that like i don't even need

words of affirmation really like i give myself enough at that in the mirror i've gotten used to at this point also like i don't give out words of affirmation to men really that much i don't need their ego stroked more than they're like already being stroked by other bitches like it's enough enough okay next i'm like the blank that puts the fork into the light socket to see how many times it takes for my hair to fry off. I'm like the blank that put, I'm like the dumb bitch that puts the fork into the, I'm like the whole, did I say dumb bitch? It was just bitch. Oh, words of affirmation. That is true. I'm the like similar comparison would be like I'm the type of person that like like a stop sign is green like the red flags are green like I just like get I get colorblind

when it comes to men. Like, it takes me a long, long, long time to learn, like, my lesson is basically what I'm saying here. Like, basically, it will take me to getting my hair fried off my body via execution to learn that doing that is bad for you. And I think I was probably comparing it to, like, my experiences with men. Because if I like someone, I just give the benefit of the doubt until, like, I'm blue in the face.

And it is not a good trade of mine, but it's an honest trade of mine. A good outfit cures blank faster than journaling. Insecurity, self-love, self-hate, Sunday Scaries. A good outfit cures heartbreak. A good outfit does cure heartbreak faster than journaling, but I also would think that not only a good outfit, a good shopping spree would do that too.

Like, whenever I'm down about myself, my parents are in town, we go in a fucking big Bergdorf run. We go to fucking sacks. We go to have two minds. We hit all the spots and get all this shit. And like, I swear like, I don't fucking need a man after that. Like, just the happiest, like, that's my flow state right there. Last one is it's raining blank out there right now and I was in a drought.

It's raining dick out there right now and I was in a job. I was probably referring to one of the summers I've had. I would assume that was the context because, like, you know, the summertime, like, there's so much men. There's so much fucking dick. Everyone's in the Hamptons. everyone's on Nantucket. People are hot and fucking horny. There was so much dick around me, but, like, I was yet still in a drought.

It's fucked up. I'm, like, still kind of in a drought right now. I had sex last week, but I don't even count it, but you know how it goes. Okay, well, that was a fun segment. I actually really enjoyed that. And it was fun to reflect on some stories. We haven't touched on it in a really long time. I just can't believe we're in the 60s for our episodes.

Like, it's kind of fucking nuts. That was fun. I enjoyed that. Okay, for the next segment, I thought in the spirit of fashion week, being in our rearview mirror, we would go over some fun, iconic pop culture, outfit, fashion moments from red carpet. And then I'm going to go over some of mine because we all know that I've had some questionable outfits back in my day. I don't think really people understand their own style until they're like mid to late 20s. Like, I'm still getting to figure it out. But I look back on what I was wearing like two years ago and I go, why the fun when I knew that like why no but let's start with other people before i absolutely dog myself let's start with the riana omelet dress macgala moment i love a good omelet i mean this is very campy she's wearing this very long gown has a massive train she has i mean i just fucking love riana there's no world where i'm going to be like shitting on fucking riana right now but she has like this beautiful headpiece on beautiful bling she's so fucking rich cunt

like she's rich ass fucking cunt and I am obsessed about that with her because I feel like she really is tasteful and what she chooses I don't even like that they're referring to this thing as an omelet because now I can't unsee it and I'm kind of hungry now but it's beautiful

it's gorgeous I think overall I love this one I think yellow is a beautiful color on her I would have to try this one on before I mean, like, only so many fucking people can pull this off. I think she's probably in that category. I don't know if I could pull this off. Or I don't think it would be like my first choice if I was going to the MetGala.

Not that we're near that at all. But I think that one day, maybe, fingers crossed. I think she looks beautiful. Let's go to the next one. The Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Marilyn Monroe dress, MacGala. I feel like this got a lot of, like, this is pretty controversial and hated because they were like, why would you like take this iconic dress out at the vault and wear it. And kind of, I feel like people thought they tainted it a little bit.

I just feel like that's very Kim Kardashian though. I mean, she looked beautiful. I love her super, super blonde hair. I feel like it fits perfectly with this dress. I love the fur moment shawl around her arms. And I mean, it's an iconic moment. And I think part of fashion, even if it's controversial, it gets, you know, you want to create conversation.

I feel like some people do make moves like this to get eyes on it and be like even if people are shit talking it, shit talking the moment, they're still talking about it. There's a saying, bad press is still press. I really believe in that. Like your name's still getting out there. And for this reason, I don't think she'll ever be in a relevant human being because there's always something to talk about with Ms. Kim Kay. And I love that about her.

The Bella Hadid spray on dress, iconic. if you guys know like Bella deed she's literally like my hall pass I'm obsessed with her I think she's the hottest human being ever she is gorgeous she does nothing wrong her body is insane and I think she's like the most stunning supermodel out there I thought this was really creative I mean I would be so scared shitless to do this just because like what if the dress fell off and people are watching and then my fucking clits out like what like what are you gonna do like she's like fully Nike getting spray painted in the middle of a runway, which is kind of like you're watching art and fashion combine into one all in real life. It's a very much interactive 4D experience.

I thought she ate this up. Okay, next is the Lady Gaga Miedress. I mean, I never liked this, but I've never really, I mean, I love Lady Gaga. I've never understood a lot of her fashion choices. said like she this gets people talking like people are like oh she's wearing fucking meat i mean for me i feel like that would smell and get like a little sticky and like maybe not like the safest like i would hate to be sitting next to her at whatever show she was showing up to it looks like it was the video music awards like you're going to the vmase wearing a full fucking flaming yon i don't know if i would want to be sitting next to lady gaga during this but and even her shoes are meaty like i don't think i like that between my toes.

I just don't know what her and her team sat down and talked about this before making this decision. I would love to be a fly on the wall for this, but, you know, it's definitely a choice, but, you know, J-Lau Versacea dress. I mean, I feel like I've seen a lot of people recreate this. I mean, I think it was great for the time. I'm not a J-Lo fan. She gives me bitch vibes and not in a good way. I've heard she's very rude to people, which I don't love, like I love a diva, but like I don't love a mean diva.

Like there's a huge difference. But for me, just not loving J-Lo, I'm just not going to give good commentary on this dress. Would I wear this dress? Yeah. I think I could now with my tits being super fake. And I think also for what, I don't know what you. this was in, I think it was like early 2000s or 2010-ish in that range. Year 2000, I think this could probably have been like a cool moment.

People were probably like, oh my god. But now, I don't know. It's like, I don't love floral patterns. Also, like to a award show, like I'd wear this maybe if I was like a mikonos or something like that, but to an award show, probably not. Okay, Kylie and Kendall at the Mac Gala. This was a very campy moment. I thought it was cute for them to have a sister moment.

I do really like Kylie and Kendall. Like I, like, people always have something to say about them. I feel like I've always liked them. I feel like they're kind of silly. I mean, it's beautiful. They look like beautiful mermaids. Like, I think whatever they do, the Kardashians and the Jenners, whatever they do, they put 110% into it.

And there's so much thought into every single detail. And that comes across so clear to me, opposed to some people that just, I feel like kind of just throw something on. I feel like they're so intentional, which I feel like should be appreciated more. but I loved it. I don't like love the colors that were shows in, but I feel like for whatever this theme was, I think it worked for some reason.

They're kind of giving like Mermaid Meets Victoria's Secret Fashion show, which like makes sense for them. Okay next, Brittany and Justin and all denim. Fun fact, I, me and my ex-boyfriend, we dress like this as our Halloween costume to a fat party in college.

And I think we crushed it. I love all Canadian tuxedo moment. And they were such an it couple of this time period. So I feel like this was different in everything at the same time. Also, I feel like it was during an age where denim, like, everyone was wearing denim, like to the max. And I mean, Britney just looks so beautiful. Like, honestly, free Britney. I miss her. And Justin, I'm not a big fan of him now for a few different reasons, but I feel like I like this fit. I feel like. I feel like. I feel like. it's different and fun and cute and they were like so cute and like 30 at the time so i feel like it

worked princess diana in her revenge dress fucking iconic there needs to be more public figures like princess diana like she's just a timeless icon um i think she outshines like a maryland renrow or anything like that she's just like so iconic and she deserved a lot better than what she was the hand she was dealt i think the revenge dress referred to she wore this like right after her divorce or right after it was televised

by like the administration that her husband Charles the Prince of Wales was cheating on her with some raggedy ass how yeah I mean she looked hot and I think she ate and I think she knew exactly what she was doing and rest and peace of that queen I just like can't believe that fucking man

cheated on her like she was everything in war She gives me like Haley Bieber vibes In the best way possible Okay Beyonce 2015 MacGala Isn't she like in the Epstein files Or like the Illuminati? She's not? Jay Z is?

Jay Z is? I don't know I just don't know what goes on behind closed doors with them But her dress is beautiful Her ass looks phenomenalness I love the rhinestone moment on the trail I mean Beyonce's always been that bitch and her body looks tea in it.

She looks like a garden fairy, but like yossified, beautiful. Looks like she's like Adam and Eve with all like the flowers around her like parts. It's a gorgeous look. Okay, next. Jennifer Lawrence, 2011 Oscars. I don't know what it looks like maybe Versace. I don't know what she's wearing.

I think it's kind of playing. I think Jennifer Lawrence is like so like the girl next door, so gorgeous, doesn't need a lot of makeup, like very simple. I think maybe that's why they dress her in such a simple red gown, but I think I would love to see her in a more, like, eccentric, yesified, like, grander, like moment. But she looks beautiful. I'm a big fan of her. Lady Gaga, Egg Arrival, 2011 Grammys.

Um, I don't know what to say about this. never be an egg. It's giving like clash of the titans or it's giving like trojan horse. I don't like I can comment on Lady Gaga all I want, but like I'm never going to understand her creative like freedom when she makes these decisions on these carpets. She like makes statements and I feel like that's kind of her schick and I respect and appreciate that but you know it's definitely out there. It's definitely a decision she made and she was like, okay, I'm going to do it. But that's kind of her vibe. Egg arrival. Like, I don't know what to say other than, okay. Rihanna 2018, Mechala themed heavenly bodies. So many Rihanna and Lady Gaga. She looks beautiful. Like, I love this.

Like, I love the crown. I love the drapery. It's like she's wearing art almost. Her shoes or everything. This looks like a really, really, really, really heavy gown. Like, this looks like it's a thousand pounds. But she's iconic. point blank period. Okay, that was a fun segment, going over some celebrities on some carpets. And now we're going to get into my own fashion moments. But before I do that, I will say that if you guys are watching this on YouTube, I will be clipping, like, you know, the pictures as I'm describing it.

But if you're audio only, I'm going to do my best to describe what I'm wearing. But if you want to see, just go to the YouTube and they're going to be, like, clipped. But yeah, let's get into this. My first look was me and Remy Bader did a Halloween party last year. not last Halloween, the one before it. And it was like fairy themed. It was like whimsical. Like, I don't know what kind of theme it was.

My tits look great in it. This is my old boob job. I didn't love my hair during this time. And I feel like as we keep going, I'm going to continue to just like my hair. This has been my favorite hair look, the hair I have right now. But, yeah, I mean, I have a good tan going. That's back when I used to stack my necklaces a lot.

my filler is definitely screaming out everyone in the face. And yeah, it looks like I could fly away at any moment. I don't know. I liked the body glitter. The veins are popping out on my chest via tit. And I think Kat McNano did my makeup for this, and she slayed the beat down heavy because I definitely did not do that eye by myself.

I give this four olives. I look pretty good here. It was Halloween, though. I wouldn't like wear this the grocery store. Okay, next is me and my big daddy, big dick daddy, great daddy. We're at Crewe and Antucket, absolutely ripping it the fuck up. Lots of cucumbers, lots of vibes. I don't know what the fuck.

I was wearing here. I look like a Yossified fairy. I like Daniel Guzio. I'm a big fan of the brand. This is a Daniel Gooseel Blazer, but why am I wearing a sparkly blazer? Why am I wearing a sparkly bra underneath it with denim? It made no sense. And also my filler is out of control

and I obviously kiss one passion to the fuck out of this picture. Face app hated to see me coming in 2023. And my stack was just really insane. This is when I like started to get maybe a little pretty but like still I was so my jaw was like handsome squidward. I was pretty chopped during this time period as well. This is before I discovered what massed here Botox was. But like I did have abs so I guess that's good.

Greeden looks the hottest in this picture. Let's be real. He is the star of this show. I would rank it like a two out of five olives, just because Graydon looks good in it. Okay, next. I knew you'd choose this picture. This is me, my mom, and my sister

doing what looks like to be a pre- Thanksgiving, you know, or pre-Easter or pre-Christmas picture in front of our home in Boston. I always admired my mother, and she's had this haircuts and she's been in her mid-20s. And we both agreed that it would be cute if I tried it. Bad decision.

I look like a fucking little boy in a pink coat. I look like Little Bo Peep. I look like 11 from Stranger Things. And I was fucking chubby as fuck. When people ask me like, why are you so funny? I show them pictures like this. But it's fucking cute. So I ranked this five out of five olives because that bitch is why I am the person I am today.

in both good ways and bad and the girls I get it the girls I don't you were probably mean to me in middle school ooh this is a great bag this is when I first discovered face app and I was going really happy on it this was also Halloween like

or something along those lines I don't know what the fuck I was wearing but I thought it was eating here and I really had that like devilish stare down I thought the makeup was really good my jaw was really crazy and my hair color was ass but three out of five olives you know I think I was probably going to tow

next one I actually really liked this picture I remember back in the day like this was Halloween too like they're not like real outfits I think this outfit eight I think I looked hot I got laid this night

I thought my makeup was good I think I got it done glam squad my hair looked pretty good too like it was a good blonde I had no tits here I give this a five out of five. Like I think I really, I remember like really thinking I crashed this one. And my dad was like, what the fuck are you wearing? You look like a dump slot. But I thought it's laid. Okay, next. Okay,

this was when we lived in Miami for three months during COVID. I was going through a lot of weird outfit ideas during this time period. Like, why was I wearing leather pants with shirling lined booties in Miami? Like, who does that? No. And like these cropped, like, spandexy pants with like a cropped shirt and some cheap sunglasses and why are my legs open like that like it's giving holland tunnel and i posted this with free will but i don't know i was getting laid god i'm falling asleep i was getting so much dick during this time period so i don't think i was really paying attention to my outfits but i could have done so much better i was like 23 here, 24.

God. That apartment was really crazy, and it looks like the picture in the background was that picture from The Gossip Girl from the apartment. Doesn't it look like that? Okay, the next is me cross-edged as fuck. This is like right after like my parents

found out that I had some brain infection because they were like looking at me and I'd be crawling on the floor like this and maybe like what's wrong with this fucking like satanic baby that has their eyes all over the place. But it was so cute. but I'll get so heart sick. I just like was a devious little baby cross-eyed

just running a muck. I give this five olives just because like I can still do this. Like and it's my party trick. Like this is what gets me guys at the end of the night because it's so endearing. I'm looking at camera A and B right now. Like how many people can say they can do that?

You know? Five olives because because she's so cute. Like if my baby looked like that I'd be like this. Okay, next photo is me pre-gaming with a bunch of my bitches. I'm wearing a cute white top. I remember I wore this white top every day until it was destroyed.

And I feel like every college girl can like relate to that. Like there was like that one shirt that you just like shared with your whole group of girlfriends that just like looked good on everyone. That was this shirt. And I was holding this massive bottle of gray goose or belbadere either or. And I was always the girl that would like, I. had my dad's apple pay i'm like i had like my dad's card on my apple pay so it would always like try to flex and be like the people please serve the group and like go to the liquor store as like a 17 year old and be like i'm getting the nice vodka so we don't have the drinks that got tonight and i would hold it up

in every picture i don't know why it didn't clocked me back then or no one clocked me like my insta was public and i'll be posting me with like fucking bottles to the face like chugging bottles like I didn't give a fucking single fuck, which I probably should have because I went to like an all-girls Catholic school. And, you know, applying to colleges. Like, they probably wouldn't have loved that. But like, I looked really good here. I'd worked. I'd done CrossFit all summer.

And I feel like my body was like good and healthy here and I was strong. I had like nice cheeks going. My hair looked really healthy. And then the freshman 15 hit and like everyone, everything went downhill. but but I give this four olives I'm friends with most of these girls in this picture still actually I'm like pretty friendly with all of them but Margo my roommate to the left here

it's like my best friend Lauren on the right like I'll be at her wedding I was at her engagement party a few weeks ago which is crazy out of time flies like that what in the fucking beetle juice is this I look like a fucking just escaped prison I looked like I just escaped prison

like this is my friend George Reed I mean, he looks dapper. He always dressed really well. He was from, like, Dary in Connecticut or something. Or something like that. Connecticut boy always dressed really well. Like, I don't know what the fuck I was wearing here with my Gucci bag. Like, it's giving two patterns at once.

I also lost that Gucci bag in an Uber one year. Fuck. And I'm wearing massive Gucci frames. I look like I have no idea what I'm doing. And then I just want to wear, like, like, logo. shit, which is kind of slight, but okay, I give this two out of five, and the two olives go to, it's just like fucking funny, like, what the fuck am I wearing? Jum suits used to be like a big thing, though. They used to be like really cunt. Okay, this is me and Margo. This is, I'm having a party

in my basement, which I used to do all the time. It's giving LF. I can tell the years 2016 based off the leather, fake leather skirts and the collared off the shoulder, you know, tops. It's giving LF to the max. It looks like we just rated LF and then I had the party. I give this a five out of five just because I feel like LF was like a moment in time. LF is like one of those things where like archaeologists one day are going to like find like a fucking like, you know, like the cross-haltered like tank top that costs $500. and be like, what was this in time?

I mean, like, it'll be in history books because LF was, like, the biggest scam of 2016. My sister worked there. Like, it was crazy. It was like every man for themselves that everyone would run in there with their Wellesley moms and just, like, fucking rip the place apart. People would be robbing the joint.

Like, it would be fucking nuts. But it was definitely a moment in time. That needs to be respect. Done. Okay, here. Me with my bit in now. holding my three trophies, pasta sauce, all over my ghee, which is what I'm wearing. It's like a karate thing.

If you don't know, you know. My mom, by the way, wants me to still get back into karate. She thinks that, like, it needs to happen. She's like, you need to get your black belt. Because I got my brown belt and then stopped and then, like, I just need to finish it, she thinks. But I don't have the fucking time to be, like, going to the dojo. I'm like, let's be real. So it looks like I won three trophies.

and got one medal and then got pizza after based off of what is all over my. And like, this is my natural hair color. Like, and like I was such a tomboy. And like doing karate when everyone else is doing a competitive sport, arguably kind of pick me. It's giving like, hi, I'm different. Hi, I'm more different than you. But honestly, it kind of eats. Okay.

Well, that was a fun segment. That was fun chirping myself. but honestly like memory lane kind of nostalgic. Hopefully my fashion sense has gotten a little bit better. Some people clock me for that, but like I think fashion has to do with like expressing yourself and your personality. And if you're like confident in what you're rocking, then I feel like it is a look in itself.

But anyways, I will see you guys next week. As always, you can watch me on YouTube. I would actually highly recommend watching this episode specifically on YouTube just because I will be clipping all those outfits I talked about. But if you are not, if you're driving the car on the way to work on the way to school. God knows what. Back from your sneaky links house, you can listen to me on any other platform, like, subscribe, tell your friends. As always, I love you guys so much, so dearly, so deeply, and I'll see you next week. Bye.