Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - An unhinged look back on my 20s *tramp stamps, sobbing & FAKE rumors*

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

Hey pookies!! Hallie is SOLO at the bar to celebrate her 29th birthday!! Hallie reflects on being in the last year of her 20's, what she's learned in the last year, and trusting life to work out the way it's supposed to. Hallie gets into 29 juicy questions for 29 years of life: her goals for the next year, her Saturn Return, what she's changed her mind on since the early 20's, and an unhinged story about Hallie's college spring break! Hallie talks about how the competition in the influencer industry, the 3 words to describe her dating life, and more!! HAPPY BDAY TO OUR GIRL! 🤸‍♂️ Muah!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I was kind of naive about it. I just, like, wanted crypto money, Bitcoin or something. And he promised me it. That was really, really unhinged. I flew to New York to do that and I was probably 21 years old and he was like some bald guy. Let's get Extra Dirty. Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. Yesterday was my 29th birthday and I'm extremely emo about it.

I'm not like a big horoscope, astrological moon girly pop, but I do know Libra's R chills. And it makes sense because I'm here chilling. I don't really know much about the stars, to be honest. But yeah, yesterday's my birthday. If you guys know anything about me, I've talked about this on TikTok a lot recently. Like, I really fucking don't like my birthday. I don't like when the people bring out the candles and they sing to in the restaurant. I feel like it's, it's really like a humiliation ritual.

And I don't know why I feel that way. I'm an attention. But like, for some reason, birthday attention, it stresses me out. Like, okay, like, let's do something for your birthday. okay, what do we do? Do I have a party or do we do a dinner? And then, okay, let's do a dinner. It's chiller. But who do you exclude? You know, you can't have more than, like more than a six top is kind of difficult in New York City, especially at a nice restaurant. So it's like whose feelings are getting at hurt. And then you just like worry about all the moving parts and just

I feel like you have expectations that are just deep rooted in a birthday that you can't control. I also get like emotional and reflective and like it's already. the changing of the seasons, which doesn't bode well for me ever. I don't know what it is. Every seasonal change, even if it's like a positive one, like spring to summer, but summer to fall, it just reminds me of back to school, which is just a negative feeling in my gut. Like, it feels like I'm going back to school. Like, we have to go back to school shopping. I have to get my number two pencil. I have to get all the things. And like, I don't like it. When the leaves start falling, I just start that combined with the fact that I'm aging.

although someone thought I was 25 the other day and I thought that was really nice. Like just aging, I just feel like I always reflect a lot. I don't like to reflect, which is why I always have real housewives on the background as white noise because I don't like to think about, you know, I'm like, what did I learn this year? I look at the glass half empty instead of the half full. You could look at it like, okay, we made it to 29. Like I'm so blessed.

But I also look at the things like, I just look at the things I don't have. or didn't accomplish or, you know, I start comparing timelines, which is something I'm like honestly really good about not doing. But it's hard not to compare like timelines right now. I'm 29. Like everyone's getting wiped up and married and popping out babies. And I feel like I'm still just like a little jester running around the streets of New York. But I guess like if I've learned anything as I'm entering the last year of my 20s, It's just, you know, comparison is the thief of joy. And like everything will work out, but it won't work out the way you initially thought it would work out.

But everything will be okay, I think. Like I try to think about where I was at when I was 20 years old. Because I remember when I turned 20 and like, I was like, damn, I'm old. But now I'm 29. And I'm like, now I'm fucking old. But I feel like I'll turn 39 and be like, damn, now I'm old. until I'm 69 and I'll be like, Slay.

When I was 20, like, I was so anxious about my career and, like, my love life and you hyperfixate on, like, things that really don't matter, won't matter in five years. So I feel, you know, I feel grateful, but I am, I'm even trying dating. That's when you know I'm spiraling. And if you're on my close friends on Instagram, which probably most of you aren't,

that's probably for the best. You guys think I'm crazy on here. My close friends is really fun. It's gotten, really whack, like really whack to the point where people are like, are you good? Like, what is going on in your private story? But that's just life. I'm spiraling a little bit and that's okay.

It's okay to spiral. I'm spiraling like a chic tornado, you know? Also, when did it become fall? It was like 85 degrees out yesterday. And now I'm wearing a full-blown sweater. I don't know what's going on. I just feel like time's moving so quickly and I'm such a control freak. And I want to control everything, but you can't.

control time. So you're always just like battling time and not enough time or, you know, and it just fucking gives me anxiety. I think I need to get medicated or something. Maybe that's something I'll do in my 29th year. It's like go back on Prozac or Lexapro. But then like, what if I'm not funny anymore? Now I'm just like talking out loud. I guess that's the point of the show. But okay, let's get into things. So what I do for my birthday yesterday? We went to this restaurant, Oresh, which of you guys know like the corner store, 86, Cafe Charmante, Orash. is one of them. Really the only restaurants I love to frequent at. They never miss the best martinis, the best atmosphere. They run a tight ship and I love it. So I had a beautiful dinner there with

some of my close friends. Graden came into town. He will be on the show probably in the next couple weeks. We're going to record soon. He is just, he's feeling it too. He does not like the fall. but he has he also doesn't fuck with new york so for him to even come here is just like exciting and then we have Lauren's wedding this weekend lord's wedding weekend starts tomorrow and i have to give a speech and i'm very nervous about that i need a baited blocker immediately if anyone knows or has like a beatie walker just like please yeah me because you know you'd think i wouldn't be shy or nervous to talk public speaking has always been one of my biggest fears. I took a public speaking course when I was in high school. And because of my eye issues as a child where, you know, I'm cross-eyed or like, you know,

my reading glasses were always sitting at the tip, like the tip of my nose because I was very young when I started to get my eyes fucked up. So I used to get the worst migraines and get sick. So now I just like, I'm not a good reader. So I'm just like scared to give a speech. Also like, Like, what if I'm not fun? It's like stand-up comedy. It's like kind of scary. Like, what if no one lasts anything I say? I doubt that will happen.

But like, I just, speeches are scary. Like, when did we start giving speeches? But like, it'll be okay. I'm very excited. It's me, like, a really fun wedding. There's been a lot of weddings this year. Lauren, obviously, being one of my closest friends, I'm super excited to be a part of it.

And I think it'll be a beautiful weekend. And you know Lauren, guys, She's like the chicest person on this fucking planet. Like I think she has like a rolled up like cigarette bar. Like she's going to make it fucking cool. She's a good DJ and she's a great taste of music. I know the themes are going to be beautiful. Our bridesmaid dresses are fucking iconic.

I'm just excited for the content and for it to be just like a beautiful day. So we love to see the best friends getting married. Maybe that's why I'm spiraling too. Just like all these weddings. I'm like, damn, I should really lock the fuck down. So like I've been on dates and like even though like they've gone well. really well and like I hit it off with the guy I always in the back of my mind is like I'm preparing for like what's the saying the other shoe to drop or the egg to drop or like the ball you guys know

what I'm talking about the shoe to drop somewhere in the pond I don't fucking know but like I'm always prepared for disaster like I just am like okay so this is great but like when are you gonna hurt my feelings and then when I like someone I turn into like a raisin like I don't know like I get very, like, vulnerable and weak-minded, which is, like, not someone who, that's not who I am, I don't think. But just, like, when I like someone, I get a little, like, squirmish. And maybe I should, like, lean in. I'm trying to, like, lean in a little bit to the process.

But dating is, like, a fucking full-bone sport. You know? You got to, like, be proactive and stuff. You got to make it a priority. You've got to, like, block out time. Who's got the time? I don't know. There's not enough time. Here we go with the time. There's not enough time in the day. But I don't know. I'm going to see how the dating stuff goes in the next few months.

It is just sweater. Like, I just want to curl up with someone. That's really all I want. Also, dating might be good for me. Like, if I got a boyfriend, I maybe wouldn't drink as much. Like, I would be like staying in a little bit more. Just like a little bit more. And I think that could be very good for me in my liver, in my skin. Although my skin is glowing right now, but the peptides. But like, you know what I mean? Like, it could be good for me if I, you know, took like a maybe more wholesome approach this fall instead of like resurfacing at every afters ever.

Because you know how I am with the after parties? They find me and they keep finding me and I just like love them. But like I have been, I'll say this so far. I've been really good about like not staying out until 7 a.m. I'm in bed by 5. And that is a place, that's a starting point, okay? If the person I like wants to stay inside more than me wanting to go out, I feel like you have to meet in the middle somewhere.

But I don't think I could date someone that, like, wants to stay in all the time. I'm a very social person. That's like how I recharge my battery. And like, you know, I like dressing up and I like going to the spots. And I like to, like, you know, be seen. That's just, that's part of the gig here. So if a guy just wanted to like, you know, hunker down 24-7, I think I would get bored of that situation really quickly. But I do feel like there's a way you could like meet in the middle.

Because sometimes I feel like I'm just going out because like what's the point of fucking staying in alone? You know, I'm not going to meet anyone inside my apartment. Maybe on like dating apps. But like I would prefer to go out and meet someone organically. So like I'll go to all the spots, maybe like hoping I'll meet someone or just like hang with my friends. and blow off some steam. But I always, like, trick myself into feeling like it's okay to go out as much as I do because I am single and I'm not going to meet anyone staying inside.

That just, like, seems like simple people math. Right? Also, there's a part of me where, like, when I like someone, when I start to like someone, I want to stay in and just, like, do all, like, the cute, cuddly shit. But I haven't, you know, better in that predicament in a really fucking long time. We'll see how this dating thing pans out. But after my summer, I will say, I think I need to like chill on just like entertaining multiple people. I'm not like a fucking magician.

Like juggling is not my strong suit. It gets me anxiety, honestly. So, you know, like the less people in the roster, honestly makes me feel more sane in a lot of ways. But yeah, this summer. Let's get back to the summer a little bit. Because like you saw on unwell summer games, like I'm just like kind of treating life like Love Island. Like I just go to these things and I just like want to make out with guys. But like that shit gets old.

And it's so unfulfilling. It's fun. Like I have a blast doing it because I don't take myself too seriously. I don't take, you know, like just like I'm in my 20s. Like kissing boys like whatever. Like I just like have fun and flirting like it's summer. But I was watching myself back on Unwell Summer Games and I'm like, wow, I just like look like a horny tornado. I look like the horniest tornado ever.

Like the Tasmanian whore devil. Like that's, I was like running around that ranch like, you know, Dick was water. Like I was just like like a thirsty little bitch, which is fine, but I just don't like love how it translated to the screen. I was also like smashed for like most of that show. That's like kind of my POV of the show. Like, you know, Jose Cuervo was like one of their partners. So there was a lot of Jose Cuervo out. And like, I love Jose Cuervo.

what's a girl got to do in the middle of a ranch in Canada? Like, I will be finding the bottle. But I'm watching some of the episodes back being like, damn, like, I was really like, you could see my eyes are like sunken in and I'm just like not. I'm physically there, but like I'm in La La Land at the same time. But I had a blast around on one summer games. Like I always go into those games. Like, I know it's like you win money.

You can win money. Like it's a competition show. But like I'm going into like meet. cute boys, meet cute singles, which is what I'd liked more about this time around because Unwell Winner Games, there was a married couple, like, there's people that are in relationships or people like lying about not being relationships. Like, people were like, there was less options. So I had to go to like Unwell production for my options.

But everyone was single this time around. There was like a lot of paths being crossed. But it was fun. There was like a lot of drama. I honestly think that they could have had five more episodes if we stayed there for another week, I think it would have gotten so much better because the drama was coming. I mean, we're all kind of like, we all kind of got like stir crazy, like, cabin fever kind of like all these people all in one place. Like we can't like we're not really going off campus. So like everyone

was there just horny and drunk and like it was a fucking blast. But there was definitely drama. But it made for good TV. I mean, if you haven't watched it yet, I would highly suggest watching. I think it was really well done. And like there was real drama. that kind of lingered honestly. It was fun. What else? My parents are coming next week because they're going to Lauren's wedding.

We are doing a big shopping hall. So guys, be prepared for that content. I'm going ham in Soho. I'm going ham at Bergdorf. We're going to have a fucking blast. You guys know my fall hall. It happens every year. It's happened every year since 2022.

I just feel it in my loins. It's going to be a big one this year and I'm going to ball out. So, I'm looking forward to that. A little retail therapy never hurt anyone. Yeah, so those are the things I'm looking forward to. Okay,

let's get into a segment, 29 questions for 29 years. 29's a lot. Like, I was born fucking 997. Like, were they even cameras then? That was like the era of like flip phones, right? Like a razor? I think I had a razor. I had a razor. I had a T-phone. I had a... My first phone was a pink blackberry.

I was nine years old. Why the fuck did I need a pink blackberry pearl at the age of nine. It was kind of cunt, though. Okay, 29 questions for 29 years because I'm an old hag. What's one thing you're worried about in your early 20s that you would never worry about now? Like, affording things? I don't know. Like, I had like $200 in my bank account when I was like 20 years old.

And I worked as like a hostess and I was like not doing anything. I don't think I even made enough money in a year to file taxes. And I think like it's like you have to make like five grand in a year or something. I don't even know the numbers, but I knew that like I couldn't, I wasn't making enough to like even have to pay taxes, which is really, really, really low. I don't know. Just like affording like an Uber. Like I don't think I would worry about that now.

But like back then I was worried about that. And just something I'm not worried about now that I used to be worried about back then is like, is everything going to be okay, you know? Am I going to have like a solid friend group outside of? college you will and you're going to be fine and you're going to have a blast but now i just like have such a solid friend group now so i guess that's something i would never worry about what was the best year of your 20s so far i think 2024 when i was 27 26 27 was probably my favorite year because i feel like it was the year i really just took off on social media so when i signed with unwell it's you know

when i went on call your dad it was a big moment for me I was really excited about that. I signed with a big agency. And I just feel like a lot of things were just like happening. And like it was really just an exciting time. It's like the crazy thing about that this industry is like you're always chasing like a new high. Well, for me personally, I feel like I'm always chasing the next thing. And if I don't have some next thing or big thing to look forward to, I feel like I'm kind of plateauing or irrelevant.

And like the need to stay relevant in this industry or the wand. wanting to stay relevant in this industry and continue to grow and grow your platforms is it's a lot and stressful. And it's an ebb and flow industry. So like I felt like I was on a really high high 2024. Since then, I've had like dips and highs and dips and highs. Like this summer I would consider a big high. But like 2024 as a whole, I feel like it was all happening.

But yeah, I think that was my favorite year of my 20s. I look back in my early 20s and I kind of look like shit. I had nothing figured out. My makeup was whack. I hadn't got procedures. I didn't even know what extensions were. Thank God the year I got extensions or like the K-tips, that's when I started figuring out my shit.

But when I had those tracks always showing, flopping around the wind, oh my goodness. I look back at some of those pictures. I'm like, why? Who let you leave the house like that? Who let you get that much filler? Who told you getting master of Botox was a bad idea?

You know? There's like little things that look back on being like, I thought it was eating there. Like I thought it was like slaying. the house town boots. And I was not. Indeed was not. And that's something I'm looking forward to for my 30s. I feel like my early 30s. I'm going to be my hottest self. I always say that and I truly believe that. But we have one year left until we have to cross that bridge. Okay, what's one bucket list goal that you want to do this year? I want to do like a big show like traitors or something

dancing with the stars or something like big. That would be on my bucket list. goal or like just do something like bigger and out of my comfort zone it doesn't necessarily have to be like either of those shows but like i do want to do something like that eventually i feel like that would be really fun i also think i would be really good on traders how do you feel about your return saturn return what the fuck does that mean where did saturday come from what does saturn return mean can saturn stay where it is like i said i don't know much about the stars and the the moon and the waves but like i need I mean, if Saturn returning is going to be reflective of how I've been feeling recently, I need Saturn to back the fuck up, okay, and go back to where it was.

I don't need Saturn returning. I did not invite him, okay? Saturn can stay where it is. But what does it mean? It says Saturn's return is usually a time where one re-evaluates their priorities, says goodbye to jobs, friendships, relationships that are no longer healthy. It's like stepping into adulthood, do you feel like this applies to your life at all? I do, but a lot of this, I cannot.

speak about. Some of it I got to keep to the chest. But this would probably make sense if I'm being fair. Do you have feelings of anxiety or excitement with this life shift? I'm at a point where right now where like I'm really trying to like get my ducks in a row, which I guess makes sense about Saturn like returning or whatever the fuck. I just feel like I've been really evaluating every single sector of my life and just like trying to like really analyze relationships, working relationships, platonic friendships, like everything,

I feel like I'm, I really have my eye on that ball right now. And I'm just trying to figure out like what works for me. And yeah, I guess it does feel like I'm trying to adult a little bit. But I'm not good at fucking regulating my emotions.

This is the bigger issue. I don't get the fuck about Saturn wants to come hang out with me or whatever. The moon, whatever. I care about like how I respond to like once I start analyzing things because I'm a hothead. I'm like very short-fused.

And instead of finding solutions and being patient, I get really fucking pissed off in the moment. And then it takes me a while to like simmer down. And then I'm like, okay, I can see things a bit more clearly, but like, why am I getting so mad right off the bat? Like, I don't understand, like, why I have to react that way. And I can, I should be able to control at the age of nine how I react in certain situations.

But like, I think I'm on him. sometimes, which checks out. I mean, that's nothing new to probably any of you guys, but like I've been feeling extra unhinged lately. Maybe I just need therapy. I just need... I don't like therapy, don't trust therapy, I don't like the process.

Like, why do I have the pace of one, like, listen to the way I feel? Also, therapy, finding a good therapist is similar to dating. Like, the first one, sometimes you're not gonna vibe. So you have to date a bunch of therapists. And I'm like, I don't want, want to do that and then have them take my money to listen to me. It's just like something I've never believed in, but it was forced down my throat during my childhood.

So that's probably another reason why I don't love it. It works for some people though. All right, what am I fucking talking about? What is a piece of advice you've received in your early 20s that turned out to be total trash? I wish my college was like more supportive of like creative freedom when it comes to like spaces like this. Like I was kind of felt like you need a major.

You need a major to be successful in X, Y, and Z. and I remember having to scramble to pick a major that I wasn't even really passionate about. I was just like weirdly good at it and just feeling like kind of trapped and being like you're gonna have to make a career out of that. And I feel like that was one piece of advice that like one was total trash

but also like so very untrue. I feel like when you get out of college and you get into the real world, you should be trying different things and seeing it works for you and seeing what makes you happy. I do not believe in trapping yourself in a corporate job that makes you fucking miserable. because, you know, life short, like, why waste those, you know, primers of your 20s, like,

being miserable? But, like, if you want to, like, go the corporate route, you know, and that makes you happy, like, do that. But I always felt like it was corporate or nothing. I wish I knew more about, like, this side of things. But maybe social media is just, like, you know, it's evolved a lot since I was 20. So that could be something to do with it. But I do wish that declaring a major wasn't, like,

forced on my throat because like I'm a classics major. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but like, all right, what's the biggest belief of value you completely flipped your stance on in your 20s? There's a lot of fucking gestures in this world. I used to like, because I went to such small schools, small private schools, I just like always believe people were like really good, you know? But then once I like got outside of my bubbles that I was in high school and college, There's a lot of fucking vindictive evil people out there.

And, you know, there's a lot of bad people. And I've just like learned that and seen that throughout my 20s. And sometimes you learn the hard ways, whether that's friends or, you know, men or, you know, people you work with. There's just like a lot of people that like don't have your best interests or don't have your back. So I always like to keep that in mind just to like, I'm very much more now than I used to be. Back my 20s, I kind of feel like a wall has been put up a bit when it comes to meeting new people because you just never know. So I guess that's one belief I've totally flipped on.

Not everyone's good. Which is unfortunate and kind of like, like I sound like a Debbie Downer to say that. But like you got to watch out for you. And that's very important at all times. If 20-year-old Halley saw your life right now, what single detail would shock her the most? The thing is like, that's an interesting question because I don't think, I think in my 20s, I always knew I was meant to do shit like this. I just feel like deep down, I always knew I'd be somehow in front of a camera and doing something.

That sounded like maybe porn. I did not mean porn or OnlyPans or anything like that. Like, you know what I mean? Like I always felt like I was, you know, I wanted to be on the internet or like, you know, not like an influencer. Influencer wasn't really a word back when I was 20. Or maybe it was. I just didn't know much about it.

But I always felt like I should be like on the internet doing something. thing. I think 20-year-old me would be like sleigh. Like, you're crushing. But maybe she'd be shocked about my hair color. I think when I was 20, I was like getting like in my head, I was like, it's blonde or bust. Like, Belons do it better. Like if I'm not blonde, there's no chance of me being hot. I think 20-year-old knee would look at my hair now and be like, wait, I completely changed my mind on that. And this is definitely way better than before. The platinum thing really didn't work for me. What else? I think 20-year-old me would be shocked that I can, like, you know, afford a nice apartment and stuff. I mean, I was really scraping pennies back in the day.

And I think 20-year-old me would be shocked that I don't use my dad's credit cards anymore. I think they'd be like, bitch, no fucking way. And I'd be like, yeah, actually, cut off. Not fully, but like, mostly. Okay, what is the most completely unhinged decision you made in your 20s? Made so many unhinged decision. I made unhinged decisions last week. Like, I'm an unhinged person. And I think, you know, the most unhinged thing I've ever done in my 20s, that's a fucking loaded question. I think it was unhinged thing I actually did was when I was my early 20s and crypto started

becoming a thing. There was like this guy that like promised me like a lot of crypto and I like had to go on a date with him. And it kind of felt kind of slimy. He ended up giving me like, this is not like an ass. Like maybe that was like an escorty thing, but he like wanted to take me on a helicopter. I was kind of naive about it. I just like wanted crypto money, Bitcoin or something.

And he promised me it. Yeah, I mean, that was really, really unhinged. I flew to New York to do that and I was probably 21 years old and he was like some bald guy. That was crazy. I've done so many crazy things like adjacent, like kind of like that. But what else have done that's fucking nuts? I mean, the actor, the plural at this point, the actors, I feel like that's something I'd probably go back in my 20s and like never mess around with an actor ever again. I mean, flying out to L.A. and just like the things that we got up to that honestly still to the same make me blush a little bit.

But it was just like, whoa, they were really unhinged, like, just like crazy sex escapades. I've had some unhinged threesomes. I've traveled really, really far. for, you know, booty calls. I've done that. I've done so many unhinged things. Like, even the past year, when we and Grady went to Florida for a brand trip,

and then we extended our stay because we didn't want to go back to the cold, and then we were gonna have the French billionaire fly us on his plane to the Bahamas, but then he was like being really scary and creepy, so we decided to, like, not do that. So instead of not doing that, We went to Fort Lauderdale and we stayed in a swamp cabin for like a week. I mean, I just like think that's pretty unhinged and irresponsible.

But, you know, I'm still learning, you know. Honestly, I don't regret any of those escapades. It makes for great stories. Oh, this is actually an hinge. I don't know if I've ever told a story. Spring break back in the day, I, we all like did like the big, um, Dominican Republic. I think it was Dominican Republic, like big group like discount where you all stayed at like of like a shitty fucking hotel and we had a wristband. It was like all inclusive, but it was like

really, really sass and sketch. We did that and there was like this phone party and there was like really like, it was like an interesting group of people. There was other college groups there, but like also people on vacation. And we had a rambunctious group. And I remember going to the, because there was no good alcohol. It was like the cheapest fucking vodka ever. Like this shit I wouldn't taste like drying paint. So I go. or like the bookstore, whatever, not the bookstore, but like, you know, like the little lobby store. And I get a nice premium magnum bottle of Grey Goose.

And they upcharged it. This was like a 400 bottle of Grey Goose. And I bring it by the pool. We're like taking rips out of it. And like we're making, you know, we're making some noise. I think my guy friends were being extremely rambunctious. So this one lady goes over to the handle that's right by the pool. And she takes it in dips the whole, like she pours out the whole.

whole $400 bottle of alcohol. And I was fucked up at this point. And I remember seeing red because I didn't do anything. And she just saw that that was our bottle. And she poured it out. So I get out of the pool. And she was like kind of, I think she was worried because my guy friends were like accidentally splashing like their group.

I get out of the pool and I do a running start and I cannibal right next to their group and I make a big splash. So this lady starts getting in my face and like I'm like kind of like being separated by my guy friends. And then like our whole group that got like in trouble, like we almost got all of us got kicked off the premises. I think that was really unhinged and kind of crazy. And then I got a tramp stamp on the beach, like a permanent, like a semi-permanent one of like my guy friend's name. But I had a boyfriend at the time.

So he was like not happy about that. What is the most absurd reason you've ever cried in public? Probably in Antucket and I missed my nail appointment on the beach because I couldn't get an Uber to no Badeer. because it was a fourth of July and I remember crying and throwing a fit and it was like the most first world problem I think I've ever had but I was sobbing like

in the dunes like curled up crying because I couldn't make my nail appointment and like everyone was like what is wrong with this bitch like she's crashing the fuck out and I was just like I really that nail salon on Antucket it's really hard to get a fucking booking there

and I was like pissed that's probably most absurd reason I've ever cried in public Or like when my ex-boyfriend's, like, mistress, I visited his college. Not mistress. I mean, we were fucking kids. But, like, she came up to me and was like, hi. And then I slapped him across the face, which I shouldn't have done.

I don't condone that anymore. But young Halley was really crazy. And I cried and, like, stormed out of that house party there. I mean, there's a lot of reasons why I've crashed out in public, but those are, like, some of my favorites. Okay, what else? this question thing is kind of making me a fucking nut job. What is your most iconic rock bottom moment that

is hilarious in hindsight? I mean, I've been to rehab like a million times at this point. No, I've only been twice. Not really out of third, but like I think those times where I've looked in the mirror and thought, I mean, this is not funny at all.

Actually, I don't know. The punchline of this but like those times where I like looked in the mirror, rock bottom isn't funny at all. So like there's no way to make this like kind of funny. in hindsight um where you just like look in the mirror and be like i need to go away like those are probably like my biggest rock bottom moments so i mean we can giggle now but like that's life life's tough sometimes yo what is a friendship red flag used to ignore that now you spot from a mile away like the friend that like secretly doesn't want you to like do better than them in life or like you know

green with umby i feel like i can spot out anyone that's green with Envy from a mile away at this point. Especially, like, in this industry, the influencer industry, people are, like, low-key kind of competitive. Like, they're just, like, I see a lot of people just, like, clout chasing and using other people and, like, just, like, trying to, like, you know, just inch their way to the top. Just some of it feels a bit fake to me enforced, but I can spot a fake bitch from a mile away.

I can tell you that much. I've mastered that. Okay, what is the craziest rumor you've ever heard about yourself? Probably just like during my like, I think there was always a rumor in my early 20s that I was an escort. Or like, because I was always like doing like the fun Vegas trips and like on a PJ and like people are like who the fuck is like funding all this shit. Which optically, yeah, it did look like I was an escort, but I was not smashing anyone. I've talked about that a million times on the show. But that was probably the craziest rumor I've ever heard about myself.

Usually what people hear about me is true, though. Like, even if it's crazy things, they're usually not rumors. So there's that. But I was never an escort. I never got paid for my services. I kind of wish I did. Okay. What is the worst state you've ever been on?

Could have been that crypto guy. I mean, that crypto guy was really just something else. He was really weird. And I remember having to, like, he wanted to go on like a helicopter tour of New York City the next day. wanted me to like stay in his hotel room, but like, I'm talking like, this was like he looked like Mr. Clean. Like he was a bald man, probably 15 years older, my senior. And like, I was just a naive girl trying to get some crypto.

I, like, I look back and I'm like, why did I think that was a good idea? But I remember like, you know, my street smart instincts kicked in on that day. And I was like, I cannot see this guy for the rest of the weekend. I need to take this crypto and run. It sounds like I robbed him now. I didn't. But I just remember being like, hi, I have a UTI, which is like, by the way, the best excuse you can say to anyone to get out of anything, anything to say you have

UTI because they have no idea really what that means. And also, like, they hurt like a fucking bitch. So they're going to have to like, you know, you have to get the antibiotics and like pretend like, you know, like you really are like out. So UTI is by my go-to excuse. But I think that was the worst date I've ever been on. But I've been on a couple bad dates. I've been on dates with guys were like they're so coaxed out. like jaw is just like soaring and like crazy like and they're like kind of drunk i always think that's an

ick when a guy shows up drunk like babe like you weigh 100 pounds more than me like control your intake with alcohol like what's going on here babe i just feel like that's kind of an ick so that's happened to me a few times but like maybe it just have bad taste in these these men that i'm choosing to go on dates with it's probably mixed what is the dating green flag you recognize now communication I never really valued it as much as I have been recently. I just feel like communication is so important to like setting a tone and like a flow for things. Like even if you like can't hang out, just like communicating that you can't hang out. I hate like having to feel like, I feel like that's something I dealt with a lot of my 20s is like feeling like I needed the superpower to like read a guy's mind so much easier when we don't have to do that.

Just like communicate and use your words. We're all adults here. So I feel like that's one big green flag that. You know, I like a lot more now. I don't think I even knew or could spell communication back in my early 20s. So I didn't know that was a thing I would really, really value. Just, yeah, communication and just respect in general. And just like a man being aware of his surroundings.

You know, that's a green flag to me. What's one dating rule you've given up? What is like a dating rule? Like you guys know I don't date, so I don't know even know how to answer this. One dating rule, you've now given up. I just feel like quality over quantity. I see a lot of girls, you know, dating a lot of people, hoping like they're going to, one of them has to be good. I think it's okay to be patient in quality over quantity.

Don't say yes to a lot of dates. I don't like look at dating and practice. Like you don't need a practice. If it works, it works. If it flows, it flows. If it doesn't flow, you're going to know right away. Okay? So, you know, say yes to fewer and just be a little bit more selective, I think, would be a dating role.

I'm trying to live by at least. What is the most cheesy romantic gesture someone has ever pulled on you? Do you guys think men are, like, making romantic gestures? Like, the most romantic... I mean, I think men should do better about making more romantic gestures, like, in general. sometimes I feel like undeserving of romantic gestures or a guy would think like I wouldn't want that. But I do like think romance can be cute, but in doses, I get overwhelmed very quickly. Like a thing like thinking about you text.

Like something like sweet and short and cute like that goes a long way. But I don't need you to send me like 40 million roses to my apartment that I do not vibe with. I might if it was the right guy. But like who's to say? I don't I'll just say I'll finish it with this like I don't get men doing a lot of romantic gestures towards me ever and maybe that's something I'm doing wrong or maybe just like men need to go extinct one or the other what is a fashion or social media trend you'll leave behind this year I don't like trends in general I don't really think I follow social media trends that was really really pick me by the way but like I don't I see a lot of like trends on TikTok I feel like trends on TikTok I feel like trends used to be like big back in the day but I don't like to do trends but a fashion thing I never got on board with caprice I don't think I had the legs for them that also sounded pick me but I swear like I have like chicken legs like they're like they look like they could snap and I just worry how

I would you know how it would get pictured and caprice and like what that would look like so what is your current absolute dating deal breaker the bar solo like Like they must have a job. You must have a job. I do not, even if they're like a trust fund baby that like has a lot of money, but it's, they don't have a job. Like, no, absolutely not. You need to have a job.

You need to have something to do during the day. Like, I don't care if it's, you know, a low paying job or whatever. You need to like have some work ethic. I think that's an absolute dating deal breaker. Would that even be considered a dating deal breaker? But that's something I like think is a deal breaker when I'm looking for a guy. Like they need to have a job. job. If you could describe your romantic life in your 20s using three words, what would it be?

Train wreck, age gap, no reply. Those are six words, but you guys get the fucking just. What's your biggest, I'm an adult now realization you've had paying taxes and like having to do that? It makes me nonverbal. Like it makes me sick. I think that's like the biggest adult slap in the face I've had in the past few years. It's just like, whoa, where the fuck is all that bread going? And I get why people evade taxes. I would never, and I don't condone that. But like, I get why people try to sneak it. Like, where is that money going to?

It gives me a little stress and anxiety. But that made me feel like a fucking adult. It also made me want to drink more. So what is something luxurious that is worth it? travel like Delta one Uber black Anything travel I think is absolutely fucking worth it what else like vacations

like experiences I mean I would spend more money on like a vacation than I would like a luxury handbag just because I feel like that's where like the memories are created and like I mean maybe a bag will do that for some people but like I would rather go to like you know Bimini

or, you know, see parts and just like ball out that way and, you know, have those experiences. But I think those are things that are worth the money that are luxurious. What is one trip from your 20s that you'll never forget? Where have I been? I mean, there's been so many. Especially, like, with the brand trips I've been on, like, there's so many trips that I'm just like, holy fuck. Like Amsterdam. That was a great trip.

I went with DSW and like I was a blast. Or, you know, Australia with pepper mayo. That was also a fucking blast. I was a crazy trip. I don't know. I've been on like a lot of good trips recently. I don't know if I'd go back to Australia, that would be honest, because that's like really fucking,

I was a 24-hour travel day, at least. It was nuts. Abiza. What fuck am I talking about? Scratch those two. Abiza was probably the most memorable trip I've been on, like, on ever. Abiza and Sandra Pais

Like those Like balls to the wall Know what a party Like Abiza Like I thought I was a good party Or no like go to Abiza And I was humbled And I was exhausted

And it was one of my favorite trips I've ever been on But that was Fucking bananas I would also go back to my work I mean I've been on so many good trips this year But Abiza was definitely my favorite What is your current pet peeve

I mean like I'm thinking about a pet peeve like when people like are late. I've been like really been like a time police recently. Like if you're late to something, like I think, you know, being timely is like is the most simple form of respect. Like time is valuable. So like if you're not timely, it has just been getting on my nerves recently.

Like if you're like 30 minutes late to dinner, I'm like, what the fuck are we doing here? Like I'm sitting around like a gesture just like waiting for you to get here. No, absolutely not. Just like anything like that. Someone saying I'm five minutes away, like when I know they're like, I have your fucking location, you're 20 minutes away.

Like, why are you lying when this is easily trackable? It's just going to make me more mad when you get here in fucking 20 minutes and you're, you lied. Not only are you late, now you're a liar. You're a late liar. As you can see, I get very worked up about this. What is your drink order at 20 versus 29?

Obviously, my drink order now is a filter. extra dirty martini, extra cold with blue tea stuffed olives. Three, not one. Okay? That, like, an actually, like, it's just like that is what I need. I need it right now, honestly. That and also I've been doing Cosmos or, um, not a leachy martini, a porn star martini. I love a fucking porn star martini.

It's so good. They're not very conducive like with feeling well the next day because high sugar. but they are scrumptious. At 20, I was in college and I was like taking poles of raspberry Svedka to the fucking dome. Like, that's what I was doing when I was 20. I would order, oh, a pickleback shot.

Like, I was ordering crazy things. A pickleback shot is a shot of whiskey and a shot of pickle juice. And you take them together and like the saltiness of the pickle juice kind of like bites the whiskey taste so you don't really feel it. And then you get really warm and fuzzy and then you're like fucked up.

We used to drink those at the beer garden. I also used to order beer to like fit in with the boys. Like they would think I'm like cool and can hang. I don't do that anymore. What is your promise to yourself for 29? I think my promise for myself to 29 is just like remain authentic in a world where there's like a lot of inauthentic people and just like remain true to myself,

whether that's viral or on the internet, just like remain me. And I hope that like life doesn't skew me to like become less of the version of myself that I've always been. I feel like that is always, that's been my main focus recently. It's just like don't let hate comments bully you

into like feeling cute to change yourself online or like in general. Just like stay true to myself, true to my fam. And, you know, focus on the relationships and friendships that, you know, add to your life and matter the most. instead of like, you know, there's so much shit that doesn't matter at the end of the day. So just like focus on the most important stuff. And also just like health, I think I could do a lot better in that area.

And I think without health, like you really can't be happy about anything else. Like I think health is like the most valuable thing. If you don't have your health, what do you have? You have nothing. So I think just like continuing to make that a priority, I know I say that a lot, but like trying even harder, you know, as like 30s approaching. although I just turned 29. Like, I feel like I have to start taking things a bit more seriously.

I've been just, like, letting things slide and not being proactive about my health. I haven't gone to, like, a physical care person in years. And I think just biting the bullet and, like, making those, like, small appointments and, like, baby steps would be good for me. And probably, like, would give me some peace of mind to know I'm, like, you know, all healthy and stuff. Also, I need to go to a dermatologist. I got a lot of appointments to book after this episode. Well, guys, I'm 29 now. And, you know, I think I have a good feeling about this next year.

I have a good feeling about this next year with the show. And I just, like, really want to put my full fake chest into it and just make 29 a great year. Although, I don't like the sound of 29. Like, I didn't like the sound on 27 either. Like, odd numbers for some reason give me anxiety. But I'm a, we're going to have a good fucking year. We're going to start it off on a good note, starting with this episode coming on the day after my birthday. And as always, I love you guys so much.

Watch me on YouTube, listen to me on any other platform. Tell your friends, do all the things. But I will see you next Thursday. I love you all, my chiquitas. M-a.