Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Blacked out abroad, b*ssy talk & breathalyzed

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

In July, you will die… but first, Hallie and Graydon are here for a pre-vacation catch up full of chuckles. They recap their half-c*cked weekend in Nantucket... where innocent-looking green cucumber drinks ruined lives. They swap unhinged travel stories, including Hallie’s brief stint in Germany where she passed out outside a hotel room and was mistaken for dead, Graydon reflects on his high school days of sneaky drinking and getting breathalyzed at school events, while Hallie confesses to pulling off back-to-back dorm hookups in college. Then it’s a battle of the lexicon as Hallie and Graydon quiz each other on all of the terms the other needs to know. Now off to Greece, bye cookie!!! It's Extra Quizzy! Follow @extradirty on socials to keep up with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. 

Slay. Period. Mother. Oh my god. Okay guys, I'm putting something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debris situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.

Okay, guys, girls, gays, ladies. Girls, gays, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm sitting here with my husband, Grating Cutler. Hello. Grating Cookie Cutler is back on the couch. This is my first time on this chair. You have not been in the studio yet. What do you think? I've been anti NYC. What do you think about those stairs? The stairs are diabolical. The stairs to get up here, I'm not kidding. It's like four, what's it called? Vertical? It's like a ladder. Four vertical fucking flights of stairs. I don't do that. I can't even do a squat with my trainer. We should get one of those wheelchair accessible things.

I would like a wheelchair in general. Okay, well what do we do? We just got back from Nantucket. This is top three hangovers of 2025. Like I actually was sitting reflecting today in my twin bed. I woke up in Nantucket this morning and I just felt heavy. It felt bad. I did not feel good today. Yesterday coming home on the ferry because I left a day before Hallie, I was actually contemplating like not drinking for a while. But we have to go to Mykonos so I can't afford that. But actually like I don't know what it was that we drank or did but like I felt not only a hangover but like I don't know what it was that we drank or did but like I

felt not only hangover but like I felt terminally ill I thought it was gonna have a heart attack or like a seizure yeah I think I did have a seizure no like do you ever like have weird sleeps after a bender yeah and your heart's pounding your feet are sweating and you're like sweating I think that's called withdrawal probably yeah we're like bad kids. We're being bad girls. And I honestly wanna sit here and recap the weekend, but it's hard to.

I don't know if I could. I know we had fun. Yeah, I don't remember a lot. But I couldn't tell you an inside joke we cracked once. Well, I found a note in my phone, because I obviously use my notes. We start writing things down. I guess we wrote this down.

In July you will die. Oh, you were talking about Pride Month. Okay. You were- And saying in July you will die. No, because June is Pride Month. In July you will die. And they were going together. I don't know how.

Okay. what do you think about pride month as a gay man um it just makes me personally uncomfortable like overwhelms yeah yeah I don't know I don't like to think about being gay you know yeah that's probably something I should go to therapy for but you never like came out you just like were out. I'm just out and about. Not as much as you, but physically, she's not gay. All right, what else happened? We had multiple nights at crew,

and it's nice to go to crew in Antarctica because my family has a house account, so it just feels like Monopoly money. Yeah. We're just like, hey, hey, whoa, whoa. It is for you, because it is Monopoly money. Yeah, it is is Monopoly money. Yeah, it is literally Monopoly money.

So we went to Crewe on Friday. We were like, okay, let's go sit down at everyone's favorite table. What table number is it? 30 and 31. Okay, 30 and 31. It's like a little booth. And you said 52. Yeah, I was saying 52 a weekend. I'm like, we're on 52. So we go there. The vibe was to just go there and just like have a couple cheeky drinks. Yeah. It's dark. It's- It like kind of gets going in the evening. So usually what I do is I get like

a 10 30 preservation there and then it turns into like a fucking club with like bottle service. Yeah, but you like stay seated. But like we can stay seated. I don't like standing. Like legs buckle. No. I'm like a bad stander. I don't stand. No, we do not stay I do also at a certain point then I I don't think we could stand no and The only thing wrong with that table is it feels like a fishbowl. Mm-hmm. So like the walkways right there So just everyone kind of stops you Yeah, but anyway, we were supposed to have a couple cheeky drinks and go home We stayed there till the lights turned on.

No one said we were gonna have casual drinks. We said that because we had dinner with your parents and we were like, we're just gonna go to crew and just be chill and just like sit on the... We've been drinking since like three. I know. Anyway, that did not happen. I'm actually getting heartburn as we speak thinking about this because all of the fucking Cosmos I drank. No, yeah, the Cosmos. I think the crew cumbers actually poison us. Yeah crew cumbers sorry not cosmos both actually. Because they like you think you're almost drinking green healthy juice and they're so aesthetic and pretty you're on the water the vibes are up but then you get fucking like cross-eyed. And you kind of have to drink a lot of those to get drunk or maybe we are just used to Oh, I think they sneak up on you. Oh, I have to get like six or seven. I mean I do that anyways, but yeah

You're a bigger boy than me. Yeah Anyway, I was talking about heartburn and like I'm just remembering I was getting off the ferry to Into my car to drive back to Boston and my heartburn once again came back because I've chronic heartburn. I Opened up my glove compartment in my car. I take out my Tums. This whole time I've been taking Tums. They have melatonin in them. Do you know how many times a day I take a nap? That is probably why. It said sleep support plus melatonin Tums. 10 milligrams. That would happen. I take like four. Do you have health insurance yet? Yeah, when? a few months ago

We're like almost 28. Maybe that's why you've been taking so many naps. That's my point. That's what I'm trying to say. Okay Yeah, right over my head. Yeah, cuz I'm the sleepiest boy you've ever met and I've been taking tums for 10 fucking I thought you Had like an illness where you sleep a lot I might but it might be the times to With melatonin sleep support and usually I would not overlook something like that. Yeah, I like don't know how to read recently Yeah, I don't know I Haven't picked up a book. I think since fourth grade and it was but not buddy. What's that? It's a it was a summer reading book. Hmm, but not buddy

I would make my mom read all of a summer reading book. But Not Buddy. I would make my mom read all of my summer reading and she'd just like write everything down because I couldn't read. Well now like there's like chat GBT and you could just be like summarize this book or like write a paper for this book. Yeah.

Like we were robbed. Yeah. You'd think we'd be smarter because we actually had to like. We're smart. We, yeah. Not, I wouldn't say this is our proudest moment this is not our smartest not our hottest moment we're smart no we are smart yeah no for sure

what are you doing this summer that I don't know about you've been on like 13 million batch trips since I've seen you what are you doing this summer that I don't know about we're doing we usually do the same things. So my vibe this summer, I feel like I've been traveling so much. I was on two back-to-back bachelorette trips and then we went to LA before that and then after LA we went to Nantucket. So I feel like we were gone or I was gone for like a solid two months. Yeah. And I'd come home in between whatever for like a day or two. You don't like traveling in the summer? Yeah. Oh you remember that about me. Yeah I listen. This summer I don't really like to travel besides like to the Cape and Nantucket. Yeah. You know

I can't I don't think I can do the Hamptons this summer. Like at all? Maybe once. It's a it's a bitch to get to. Yeah and you don't even like coming to New York. No you hate it I just hate getting here. What do you think our vibe? So we're traveling to Greece. This is why you're here this week We're traveling to Greece. I don't know when this episode comes out, but We'll be in Greece by then We will have came and gone to Greece by the time this episode. What is your vibe in Greece? So my vibe in Greece is really sexy, really tan, maybe we'll find some Greek dick. I hooked up with a Greek man once.

So hot, with a Greek salad. Yeah. Greek salad and Greek dick, Europe here we come. Clip that. Clip that. Yep. But you know, I think the men are gonna be really hot. Yeah. I think a lot are gonna be really hot.

I think a lot of people are traveling there for whatever trips. I feel like people go to Mykonos a lot. Yeah I believe people travel to Greece for trips. I want to make out with someone. I want to be a slut on this trip. Okay. And if I don't find Dick to make out with. Don't even say it.

What are you gonna make out with? No. Me and you. If I don't find Dick to, what did you say? Make out with? If I don't find Dick to make out with, I'm gonna make out with? Don't even say it. What are you gonna make out with? No. Me and you. If I don't find dick to, what'd you say? Make out with? If I don't find dick to make out with, I'm gonna make out with yours. I'm like so excited.

Same. It's gonna be so much fun. I've never been to, where have you been in Europe besides Amsterdam? I've been to Paris, I've been to Amsterdam, I've been to, where's Oktoberfest? Germany? I went, yeah yeah I went to Germany. Did you study abroad? No, but I was visiting my friends that were studying abroad. I was there for only four days and I it was probably my most feral self. There's probably 19 photos of me kissing different foreign men.

No. No I was crazy. In Germany? In Germany. Germany you know I'm German I'm a quarter German too but then Doug Doug German in check it's old maybe that's what you think I'm hot cuz like you probably love the German men yeah I do like German but like a lot of people are German I'm not actually German I'm like we're like a my yeah my nisla a little fuckin' slut. But yeah, there was, this is what I was told anyways. Like I was being fucking crazy. So I'm not a good day drinker as we all know.

I just lose, I can't see anything. It's honestly like a liability. And we were drinking all day and we were drinking beer. I'm not used to drinking beer. And me and my roommate Margo were splitting a hotel room. And the last night we were there, she couldn't find me at the hotel. And she goes up to the room.

I'm passed out in front of the hotel room. And there's this random foreign man Just standing over me like poking me to see if I'm okay. Like you thought I was dead so then she had to have him pick me up off the floor and Carry me into like the twin beds and then I didn't know where the bathroom was. So I started peeing With the floor in the bed? No, like between the beds. Like you squatted and peed? No. Yeah. And then the next day was my flight. I went to the airport and threw up all over the floor of the airport. No. Yeah. It was the scariest,

scariest I think I've ever had. Alone? I was alone too. Traveling back to America. What do you do after you throw up on the ground? I wouldn't get on the plane, I would've left. I think I just went through security after that. You were like, we're good. No, like people felt really bad for me. It was kind of like a scene, but I just had no control. Like that girl in Sea Girl who like explosively vomited in the middle of the day.

It was like that, and I think I felt better after and then I just like kept it pushing. But that was fucking insane of me. I was like a menace. Like, I was like a liability to myself and others in college. Like, you think I'm crazy now? I was fucking not so. You wouldn't have been friends with me. I don't think you're crazy.

No. But I know you were crazy. I was fucking nuts too. I was just feral I'm like a different type of feral now I feel like I'm like super impulsive and just a little like I like lose myself in my inhibitions. Yeah, you know I feel like Hillary Duff. Oh, I love her. Thank God college Hallie didn't know high school grade in Cuz me in high school was like not okay. You were like smoking cigarettes and like. I was smoking blunts after school, like ripping bong with like random people.

I would, I mentored children, senior year of high school, I would leave, get fucking drunk, come back to school. Get arrested. Get arrested. I was really good in high school. Yeah, cause you were with sister Mary in the fucking chapel. I was in. Like we could barely even get away with drinking before like semi-formals. So I'd have to like hide the Looker and tampon

Yeah, and like we'd have to go through every single teacher and introduce our date to those teachers before and then we'd get to the head Mistress which was a nun There was like a couple nuns there actually that we just shake hands with and we'd all be like kind of fucked up and people like we're putting like boozed like soaked tampons in their assholes they did that they boof yeah really yeah see we wouldn't drink at our like events in high school because they were they would breathalyze like a lot of people and like obviously they would pull me aside to breathalyze me like every fucking time but like you would never like in high school like sit out front of like a they would pull me aside to breathalyze me like every fucking time.

But like you would never like in high school like sit out front of like a liquor store and like ask random people to buy you booze? No, I had a fake ID since I was 13. Same, but like before the fake ID. Yeah, and I would go and I would hike my tits up as high as they would go and go into this one liquor store. Yeah, we had like the one store. Yeah, there was like this one liquor store and we'd the one store. Yeah, there was this one liquor store

and we'd be buying a case of hypnotic. And we'd be like, hi. And shaking on our boots and they would just be like, okay. Like it got to a point where they didn't even card us anymore. No. Because they were like, we know you're under. We were like regulars.

Yeah. Like dapping them up and stuff. Yeah. Yo, ho, what's good. Yo, how's the family? Yeah, I was also going to the chicken box on Antioch when I was like 15 years old Yeah, and I would use my cousin's ID. That's scary. He was like eight years older than me. Mm-hmm That was insane. When did you like pull it together? I mean, I always like had it together.

Like I wasn't like a slop fest. You were like functional. I was like a functional alcoholic, yeah. But I think I pulled it together when I started like visiting my friends at UMass Amherst cause I was like a junior and they were already freshmen. So I would like go there every weekend and I'd be hung over till Tuesday,

showing up to school and everyone was like, Graydon, where the fuck were you? Like what happened? And I was like, I was with my friends at UMass. I feel like they really taught me how to drink. Like you were going to college parties as a junior in high school? Yeah. That's so fun. Why do I never think to do that? I was wiped out my whole high school experience. I got in a relationship when I was a sophomore and I went into college in a relationship. So you couldn't really leave?

I was like so innocent too. Yeah. I would like snort like lines of like Adderall and think I was like the craziest. Like doing like heroin. I was literally shooting up. That's what I felt like. But I was like on my best behavior and then I got my heart broken and I just was fucking everyone in sight Then you went crazy. I went fucking crazy

The amount of bodies I had my freshman year. It's disgusting. Mm-hmm. It's like embarrassing almost how many 11 oh I thought you were gonna say like 30. Oh, no No, no, no, no, that would be like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can picture how you like fucking someone leaving the room in college and then like her phone rings and she's like, hey She starts like trotting down the down the hallway to the next one No, literally Yeah That would be like in one bed and I would get a text like over like Facebook messages

From like a guy in the lacrosse team and I would be like I'd be right there and they'd be like on the other side Of the freshman dorm. Do you think they knew that they were getting someone sloppy seconds? I don't think they know they knew who was first or second. Yeah. So. Like they're not smart enough to tell. Yeah. Those were the days. Yeah. Like dick was so much more accessible in college. Now like you like have to like go outside and like find it. You're telling me. You're telling me. Okay I'm gonna ask you some things that are like about women and you're gonna answer them.

Oh my god, I've always wanted to do this. No, yeah, it's gonna be funny. I feel like I'm gonna pass with flying colors. No, you might. Okay, let's go. Yeah, you're like a feminist. Yeah. Would you chow one out though?

No. No? Yeah. Okay, what is an IUD? Like, what does it stand for? What is it? What is it? What is it? An IUD is a little thing It looks like a T and they put it into your cervix

And you can get a copper one or you could get like a chemical one these days the girls are getting copper because like it's Less like chemicals, but I still think there's a chemical in the copper. What does it stand for? I don't fucking know. Yes. Do you? No, I just read it though. Does any girl know what it actually stands for? No, but like... Um, intraven- no, that would be in your name. Yeah, intra. Intravaginal...

U. Like, what? IUD, it's not IVD. Intravaginal... It's IUD. Intraurinal. Uterine. Intrauterine device. Yes!

In which order do these come chronologically? PMS, menstruation, ovulation. Do you know the answer to this? Like, yeah, but he also wrote it up. First that comes first, wait, what? He will come first. He will come first. He will come.

I think PMS comes first. No. Ovulation. Yes. Because that's when your eggs drop. Yeah. Yeah, period. Pun intended.

What'd I say, Men's Street? Ovulation. So it goes ovulation comes first then pms then menstruation you're bleeding out menstruation is like the act of actually bleeding yeah it's like the verb yeah yeah like that's when like you were menstruating like you were blood you were bloody hi i'm blood what are you okay what's the difference between bronzer and contour? He's gonna know this. I have like a full beat on my face. Yeah. Hopefully it looks good on these cameras. Contour is more for shadows and bronzer is like fairly warm. Mm-hmm. What does baking mean in makeup? Marshall, you know I know this. Yeah. Baking is when you like get a bunch of powder on either a damp sponge or a little powder puff

and you press it and leave it. No, yeah. What is a camel toe? When your pussy shows through your pants. Not to be confused with a moose knuckle. Yeah. Yeah. Is that like a guy camel toe?

No, I think, I think a moose knuckle is like a fat camel toe. I thought that was a gun. No. I think you're thinking of Grundle. Wait, my history teacher in high school had the biggest Grundle and I would sit there and stare at it the whole class. You could call that, I mean, a moose knuckle is like, let's look up a moose knuckle.

Wait, maybe a moose knuckle is a man. Yeah, I think like, you get them sometimes. A moose knuckle is a man's version of a camel toe. Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, I thought a moose knuckle was a fat camel toe. No, that's a gun. So what's a grundle? Grundle is the region between- oh, the the grundles your taint. That's not right

Their grundle is the region between Rome and Italy wait Rome's in Italy. Never mind Yeah, a grundle is a taint okay. Grundle I thought was a piece of furniture Yeah, it could be like a grundle is like a pullout bed. Can you grab me the grundle? I just need to put my feet up. I can't do it. Okay. What is my cellar water? It takes your makeup off. Okay. I don't know that. You don't know what my...

Halle doesn't know what my cellar water is. Okay, a boob size comparison. Which of these is the largest? 32D, 34C, and 36B. The 32D? Yeah. Okay. I feel like that was an easy question. What do you have?

I have like a 32, maybe, double D. Oh, really? I have fucking knock was an easy question. What do you have? I have like a 32 maybe double D. Oh really? I have fucking knockers now. Damn. Period. You got your money's worth. Damn. Damn bro. What is slugging? I don't even know what slugging is. It's like when you put a bunch of skincare on your face and you're like really shiny. Why are you more of a girl than me? I told you I'm gonna like crush're like really shiny. Why are you more of a girl than me? I told you I'm gonna like crush this. No, yeah. I thought you wouldn't know anything about anything.

I should, should I know what slugging is? No. If I were to guess, I would've thought that was like you like whipping a dick across someone's face. Like something would come. Yeah. Yeah. Like I wanna slug you. It could be.

Slugging was like a skincare trend. People don't really do it a lot anymore. Okay, great, and that was fun. You nailed that way more than I thought you would. And it's making me question if I'm actually... A girl? A girl. I knew I'd eat that shit up.

No, like, that kind of made me doubt myself a little bit. It kind of is upsetting to me that you don't know what micellar water is. I don't know how to pronounce that. I don't write or read. It's a of upsetting to me that you don't know what micellar water is. I don't know how to pronounce that. I don't write or read. It's a hard word. Okay, well now I'm gonna flip the script and I'm gonna read you gay things. I have a list of gay terms. Okay, gay man.

Do you know what a bussy is? Is that like a bad pussy? No, a bussy is like- Is that something like you clean your ass with no that's a douche oh well I thought douche is like all my ex a bussy is a boy pussy what you've been mine I like don't you talk no I honestly like don't really know in what like like a little a twink would be like fuck my bussy and the the top would be like fuck yeah.

Fuck my bussy bro. If somebody said that to me I'd probably jump out the window. You know what a bear is? Yeah that's like a hairy hairy gay man. Yeah but like bigger. Or is that a twonk? Bigger. Bear is like a is it older? Like picture a grizzly man. Yeah, but like bigger. Or is that a twonk? Bigger. Bears like a is it older? Like picture grizzly bear. Yeah. Big and hairy Okay, you like bears? No

It's something I love them. I'm not gonna let yuck there yum. Okay. What's twink death? I don't know what that is That sounds like a hate crime Death to all the twinks. I Don't know what a twink death is. What's a twink death? Is that like an Death to all the twinks. I don't know what a twink death is. What's a twink death? Is that like an ego death but for twinks? Is that when you figure out- Oh yeah.

Keep going. Is that like when they like fully come into their twinkiana? No, like kind of come out. According to this, it's like they come out of their twinkdom. It says twinkdom. Like kingdom but twinkdom. Do you know what a circuit party is is that one like everyone jerks each other off

um like a pregame i guess maybe i feel like i've been to one of those but like i didn't know it was like that it's like i think a circuit party is like if you think of p town when all the gays are like shirtless dancing i think that's just like a gay, I think it's just a big gay party. This says large gay raves, often shirtless, sweaty and drug fueled. I wanna go to that. We should go to P-Town this summer.

We should go to P-Town. I've never been since I was like old enough to drink. Yeah, you really need to tap into that. I've heard like we would like probably like pass away there. Like I don't fire island That's on okay. So that's it's a legendary gay Beach destination. Yeah. Oh Just run off this it's like P town adjacent. Okay, but it's like Long Island. Yeah people get really active there, right? Yeah, you know a fire on that's funny. It's like a fuckfest.

I wish they had that for like straight people. I feel like you would, if we went, you would be like fucking gays. Is that a thing? It could be. I think I would have a threesome with a gay couple. I feel like the gays would like wanna fuck you. They would want, like I'm like a blow up doll or something.

Yeah. Like this. Yeah. They'd be like, whoa. Maybe you'll turn them straight. Maybe I'll put that on my mood board for this year. Yeah, you know what a kiki is. Like, we're kiki-ing right now.

It's kiki. Yeah, it's kiki. Yeah, you know what serving cunt is. I do this every day. Do you know what a verse is? It's you're both a top and a bottom. Switch hitter. Do you know what a power bottom is?

It's like you prefer to be a bottom. A bottom who's running the show. So like you're really putting your fucking ass in like the dick? Yeah, the dick in your ass. Yeah. Yeah. Like really strong arch. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, arch support. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Millie Bobby Brown. Love her. Big fan of her work. This says unfortunately became a joke online for her to be a homophobic icon. People think Millie Bobby Brown's homophobic? Yeah. Damn. It's a huge joke. She's never been homophobic once. So she's never been

homophobic but people are just fucking with her? She doesn't strike me as a homophobic person at all. Not at all, that's a joke. Oh. So people just- You could do that to anyone though. So people just like rip her as a joke saying she's homophobic. Yeah.

Cause she's so nice probably. Or Millie Robbie Brown. Like if there's a hot gay couple online kissing, everyone's like, someone call Millie. That's actually not funny. Wait, that is really funny. And I forget that she- What if you both did that about me and they're like, I won't call Hallie.

I would give him his ID. That would be bad. Okay, next. Popper. You know what poppers are. Have you done poppers? Yeah. We did them in-

I was doing poppers in Miami. Yeah. And I got like way too obsessed with them. Yeah, like I was like Can people be addicted? I was like chasing around anyone that had a fucking popper Who got poppers? it's kind of like Huffing in high school like to do for Huff Paint. Yeah, it's like that. So it's way more convenient Yeah, and sometimes it makes you like fall over

It's like kind of I'm like a whipp it but like not as powerful. Yeah, exactly. Yeah Not that I do whip it. No, that's old news a gay gasp Yeah, it's a good gay yeah, wait that was just my normal gas the sharp intake of breath when drama hits. Yeah. Yeah Like an over exaggerated gasp am I gonna be canceled for this section? No, no, you will know I love the gaze Yeah, what is a trade like all sucky if you suck me no Which exchange of sucking? No I'm not market exchange of sucking? No. Stock market?

Selling a stock. Selling stock, yeah. When the gays sell stock, it's called a trade. A trade like you're exchanging something. No, I actually didn't know what this meant either. I'm actually probably the worst gay ever. A hot, mask-presenting man, usually straight-seeming. Oh, so like what I like yeah you like love like firefighters and like

very masculine I love a blue-collar man love a guy that yeah it was back to this community firefighters are yeah have you been with a firefighter um that one guy in in Tuckett I wasn't really with him. Oh yeah, last summer. Yeah. Yeah, he was hot. Yeah, but like, he was a fucking idiot. Yeah.

What's an otter? An otter? Is that like when you make like fun sounds when you're getting sucked off? Like, go, go, go! Like a seagull? No. Go, go, go, go, go, go! I'm gonna come! I'm gonna come!

I'm gonna come! What sound does an otter make? Ah! No, it goes like... It's like a beaver. Oh, so is that like how someone sucks dick? No. Think of a bear.

What? Why are these animals? Think of a bear, but think of an otter. Like, what is a sea world? Like like I don't even know what's happening Sea world yeah, you knew what a bear was what's an otter like a very soft Person like they have no hair. No otters are hairy Do you know what an otter looks like should I show you otters are sea animals? They're not hairy and we think of a seal They're similar to a seal. Okay guys I was not like I don't work at the fucking Sea World Museum.

Oh so they're like younger hairy people. Um no it's a slimmer hairy gay man it's kind of like a smaller bear. Like a hairy twink? I don't know actually no twink is you can't be a hairy twink if you're a twink you're not hairy right? Yeah you can't be a hairy Twink. If you're a Twink, you're not hairy. Right? Can you be a hairy Twink? Is that legal? I don't think it is. It's actually illegal. Yeah. Slay.

Period. Mother. Oh my god. She's a friend of Dorothy? Like the Wizard of Oz? Oh, I don't know this either. Old school code for being gay, away for gay men to Loki ask. Oh I feel like I've heard this. Do you know Dorothy? Yeah. I don't know her personally. So that's why in seventh grade everyone was

asking me that. Yeah. Gunkl? I'm a Gunkl. Yeah, gay I'm Gull. Yep. the pit. is that like your g-spot? not to be confused with we finna be in the pit. is the pit like a party reference? i didn't know this one either. the pit is the gay mental health crisis state we all spiral into together. i feel like i'm in the fucking pit. after this weekend i think we're in the fucking pit. no i think after this weekend i feel like pit'm in the fucking pit like after this weekend. I think we're in the fucking No, I think after this weekend like I feel like pit ish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like I didn't even know what

Slugging was I don't know what's happening. Yeah, I thought this whole quizzing each other thing was gonna go a completely different way I thought it'd be like haha got ya instead. I'm like, I do I have a pussy I thought it would be like, haha, got ya, instead I'm like, do I have a pussy? Like I almost had to feel it, make sure it's still down there. Yeah. Well you did okay. I did great. Yeah. Do you know what a labia is?

Yes. My friends got labioplasties. That sounds like it would fucking hurt. Like imagine the recovery time on like a labioplasty. I heard that was horrible. How do you white? You have to pat How do you know that? I'm telling you like I feel like I knew I knew more about that game than you. Yeah. Well, I don't need one

I'm tucked. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Yeah period. Yeah, you have a closed taco. Yeah We should get time that I really appreciate no Yeah, I'm see if I and I also like don't really walk around naked that much Yeah, like I know you don't want to see my taco. No. Well, I don't look I'm so tall like my eyes don't wander down there anyway, I like walk in after showering like No, like I'm if you walk in naked odds are I'm probably turning around and looking at the wall Yeah, I'm like

No offense like you do appreciate the woman's body yes Like do you like tits? Yeah, I would say I appreciate it from the waist up Do you like to like touch them? I touch your tits all the time You know that they're just like little dairy bags. I just like to like touch them? I touch your tits all the time. You know that. They're just like little dairy bags. I just like to play with them. I've always liked boobs. Mine aren't- mine don't feel like dairy bags. They feel like- Well the old ones did.

Bags of sand. Yeah, they're hard right now. Yeah. I want them to stay hard. I like- when I'm like riding a dick or like lying on my back, I want them to stay in place. Stay. Yeah. Yeah. Like two fucking mountains. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I was just gonna name a mountain, but like I don't know a mountain. Mount Vesuvius? Mount Everest? Mount Vermont? Stowe. Stowe. Well, yeah, it's like-

There's like a lot of separation right now. Like I could fit like a full fucking chode and get titty fucked by one right now. Are they gonna come together? I don't really want them to. I want them to stay separated. Oh okay I see. The internal bra is gonna keep them in place. Yeah. People I'm getting like dragged for that online right now people are like they're so far apart but I'm like that's... But also they still have to settle. Yeah. Wait also how do they know? They haven't seen your

topless. I know but like in like a A shirt you can tell that there's space in between but I kind of like it It's inviting. It's like at least they don't go fucking east to south. It's like you sweet. What at least they don't go east to west But people are saying they are But like you've seen what they look like. Yeah, they're not it's not like alarming. No. Yeah, they're kind of cute And they're still settling. They're not. It's not like alarming. No. They're kind of cute. And they're still settling. They're brand new. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I'm excited for the final product. Mm-hmm. Or you're not, because you like how they look right now. I just want them to stay kind of hard and bake looking. Yeah. Yeah. I get it.

I don't get it, but. Would you ever get surgery? Yeah, ever since I started filming on your podcast, I have just wanted to get my fucking neck done. Then do it. I think you're a gorgeous boy. You set me up for that one. Like if you want to get surgery-

Well, it's either I work out a lot and see if this goes away or I just get a little- Although I looked into it, it was 150 grand. What? Yeah. Didn't Halle Kate get chin lipo? You think she's been a hundred fucking 50 grand? No she got lipo I need to get like a lift. It's like my muscles I'll probably try like the stair stepper first and see where I land and then we'll go under the knife Maybe try a workout first and then yeah

Maybe try to work out more than one day a week and then don't complain about your double chin I'm like not in my workout era like I haven't done Pilates in months Maybe if you are in your workout era, like I will too. Maybe we should start like a whole series on TikTok of us lifting weights. Yeah. I'm like not gonna work out in Greece. No, why the fuck would we work out in Mykonos?

Me working out in Greece is like gonna be me walking up like, Mimi. Mimi, hi. Me walking up the steps. I really think we're gonna come back from Greece. Like everyone says, or Europe in general, you come back healthier. Cause what, the Greek salads?

The food is much cleaner, you walk everywhere. Like we don't walk here. Yeah. We can barely walk down the block in Nantucket to go to the next bar. Yeah. You know? The cobblestones.

I think we're gonna, yeah, the cobblestones, they're actually dangerous. I think we're gonna come back skinnier and healthier. Yeah I'm excited and that makes me feel good. Oh, yeah, i'm really excited. I don't think I need to be skinnier though No, but like I think we'll just feel like i'll probably need to be healthier actually. Hopefully I'll lose five pounds Yeah, whatever. All right, we need to go eat something. I'm crashing out. I'm gonna piss my pants. I need to order pasta Well, great and thank you for coming on. I love you so much. Thank you for having me for the first time. Hopefully I'll be back if I ever come back to New York City.

And then hopefully next we'll do like a whole Greece recap because I feel like it's, we're in for a wild ride. Yeah, I'm scared. Anyways, love you all. You know where to watch me, YouTube, and you can listen to me on any other platform. Like, subscribe, all the fun things. And yeah, I'll see you guys next week.

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