Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - "Blondes or brunettes?" with Sammy & Chad!

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

We're back with more brotherly love! Hallie's siblings Sammy and Chad join the Extra Dirty Bar to give us the ultimate "insider info" on the male brain. From the rules of dating a friend's ex to the truth behind the "busy" excuse, no topic is off-limits. They play an overly-honest game of never have I ever and answer the questions we're all wondering: do guys actually care if girls make more money than them, have they ever Googled themselves, and more. Enjoy the ep babes! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I need Wi-Fi. I don't have any internet. There's no cell service. Like I can't even play music. That's how bad the cell service is. Yeah, that was like my apartment as well. So I have to go to Verizon today. I know that's I told my mom like we gotta go to spectrum. Like I gotta get that done so. Let's get extra dirty. Okay guys, welcome back to the extra dirty bar. I have two of my favorite reoccurring guests with me today. What's up? Let's go. Energy love.

Come on, come on. Tuesday morning. Do you guys like the new setup? Love it. I love it. So sick. Yeah, this should have happened like a long time ago, honestly. Like it kind of works. What's your favorite part about it? I like the leopard print wallpaker. Do you like that? I like that. That's sick. Yeah. That's cool. And they're eating martini glasses. I didn't know how, I mean, I didn't know how the leopard would really tie in, but I kind of think it's my favorite part about it too. Yeah. It looks like our rug, our carpet at home. It kind of

reminds me of Boston, yeah. I had dad on for last week's episode, and if you were to guess who he said spent a $25,000 bill in one day on Antucket, who would you guess at that? Is it me? It was you. It was me? Yes.

One for one. Yeah, let's go. His first story said that you spent, you bought like nine magm design. Well, you know what it was. Like, first you got to get a bottle. Like, that's a given. You have to get a month.

Because if you're in a bottle, someone else is going to have the bottle and you're going to be like, what am I doing? Is this at crew? Yeah, is that crew? Yeah. So then it turned into like a couple magnum bottles. He goes, the sprinklers were coming out. I got to pour him like, pouring. Well, you and Martin doing the thing with the martini glass in your mouth.

He knows how to sell, though. He knows how to sell, yeah. 25 grand though worth a liquor. Dad goes, I'm not paying that until they didn't make them pay. Really? Yeah. Really? I didn't know that.

I didn't know that either. But now we don't have 86, but that's okay. Should we do like a quick fit check and then make a beverage and then get into it? Let's do it. You want to start? Yeah. Right now, what am I doing? Are we standing up for it?

I'm gonna stand up because I gotta check it out. From the bottoms, Oliver Cabell, just a nice clean shoe. Okay. Pants are a V-Soo. I know you guys are calling them McDonald's ass jeans. This is like a plain white T. Plain white theory shirt. And what is this, Allie?

You picked this out for me. I picked this out. It's less T. It's like, I don't even know what? You see the detail. It's a little like fringed out the bottom. Yeah, it's a little, um, what's it's a lot cooler than your average. Yeah, it's very, it's a lot cooler than your average.

Yeah. Then your average cat wearing clothes. Yeah. Um, all right, the shoes are Axel Arrigato. I just got these last week. It's all right. Plug that, plug that. Plug that.

Plug that. Yeah, plug that. Jeans are rag and bone. And then this belt is Gucci. And then this is Abercrombie and then a new wear hat. And the bees hat. Very simple. The bees hat.

At New York. I'm not going to stand up, but from head to toe. I have Prada loafers on right now. It's pretty flexible. And then... Yeah, damn. And then I have Acley Studios, jeans, and then Acme Studios, like a little Canadian... The 3D printed jeans are so sick.

They're so... Rag and bone does them, but these are cool. No, these are, I think, arguably better than rag. Way better. And then I got some diamonds over here and the roly over here. And these earrings are from Amazon. nothing special because I lose the arms all the time. You're blowing right now.

Denim day, denim day. I know my skin is really good right now. I don't know if it's because I'm like a little hungover from family dinner last night and you know sometimes. Dehydrated. Yeah, dehydrated. It kind of snatches you. Yeah, it does.

Me and Sam, we're in the car right here and I just like couldn't talk or think. Oh good, that's great. We gotta get our energy out. Yeah, I was like, we're like, should we make our beverage? Yeah, let's do it. All right.

I don't know if I'll be drinking this morning. You can have an unwell. Yeah, I'll drink my own. I'm gonna order us some coffee. Big club. Yeah, yeah, we got coffee. So the concept of like this show now is kind of like, extra dirty the pregame, so it's like what are we pre-gaming for?

Oh. So it's like we're like at a bar, we're pre-gaming. Right now I'm pre-gaming to probably go take a nap after this. Which it might be conducive with my nap. This one's crazy. What are you pre-gating for? I'm pre-gaming for my moving. You're moving.

You're moving. Yeah, just straight out of the bottle. Yeah. moving. Yeah, well, I did most of it yesterday. Tell them your address. Yeah. So I'm actually living, yeah. No, um, I pretty much did it all yesterday. I moved in all like the important things. I just have to get my betting done. That's the worst part. That's the hardest part. Are you sure everything is coming today? Because they lie. They lie. I'm not sure. Companies lie. That's, yeah. I just need a mattress. Like even that, I need Wi-Fi. I don't have any internet.

No, there's no cell service. Like, I can't even play music. That's how bad the cell service is. Yeah, that was like my apartment as well. Well, you gotta go to Verizon today. I know. I told my, like, we gotta go to Spectrum. Like, I got to get that done. So, yeah, it's a pain in the ass, but I'm just, like, excited to be here. Are you ready to move out? Yeah.

Were you, like, just, like, done? Yeah, I mean, like, I love them and they know this, and I think they would probably say the same as, like, it was just so time. And you said it, you and I had that conversation a month ago. It was like, we're so routine-oriented, both of us. Whereas, like. You're not, not me. No, no, no, no, not you and I, yeah, me and my parents. Yeah, so, like, living together with them, it's like they're doing their thing in the morning.

I'm doing my thing in the morning, and then when that crosses, it's like... Tense. Yeah. Yeah. It's collide, so. And also, I feel like once you start living with someone for so long and you're like, you're an adult now, you just start finding reasons to get, like, annoyed up the little things. You're like, look for your tits on an ant. Right, and I want to be independent so badly, and it just, I don't know.

I had to get out. It was time. Cheers. What are you doing? Are you on Grubbhub, bro? Yeah, I'm ordering us coffee. Got sunny in here. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers, brother. Thank you for helping me move in. Yeah, of course. I'm going to miss Sammy so much. Ellen, thank you for that. So there's that. Emotional?

Yeah. I think you should move here next. What do you like about Boston? Just like the sunlight, I think. The sun's still here too, bro. I know, but like the tall buildings kind of block it. Well, that's why I have a sick rooftop. Okay.

But, like, you make more money than I do, so. That's sure I just wanted to hear you saying it. No, I like Boston. Those are my people, though. So, like, I just, like, relate to them more. Whatever that means. Yeah. Okay, since you both were on the podcast last,

I don't even remember when either of you were on last. I think it was over the summer. What has changed in your life? Chad, do you want to start? Um, when was I on August? Yeah. Um, yeah, I think the biggest thing is I got my health together and started focusing a lot on work. Yeah.

Um, trying to like get some direction gone. You know, I felt like I was beating myself up a little bit with certain things. So, been a lot of just locking in sticking to myself. Yeah. Yeah. It just helped a lot. You signed with, um, a management? Yeah, I signed with global talent.

Um, so. Hopefully, hopefully some good stuff comes in that. Yeah. Yeah. Some brand deals and whatnot. Yeah. Oh yeah. How about you?

Honestly, same. Last time I was on was August. I remember the last time I was on with you, we were talking a lot about direction with my career. And we're still talking about, like, the finance stuff. But all that has put to bed. I'm not, you know, chasing that career anymore. You know, it's a dream that was someone else's not mine. That's poetic.

Got more direction now. So. I just think the whole. whole finance thing like people it just sounds good on paper but yeah well probably the most boring everyone seems so miserable it was miserable like I gave it a stab and I really did like yeah I tried to like it and you weren't even coming out of it yet and you know coming out of college like you I had no idea what I wanted to do and like everyone's saying you don't know you want to do just find someone in finance and you'll figure it up there I think I probably make more than my

ex that's in finance yeah probably right now maybe that's the thing it's a thing it's like It's all about finding out what you're good at, what you like, what you don't like. I feel like that's what your 20s are. And, you know, I learned that by doing it, and it wasn't for me. So I'm glad I actually went through it. But, yeah, similar to you, signed to a talent agency in October with Hallow. You're with UTA now. I'm with UTA now, which has been great.

You're killing it, too. Like, you're consistent on social media. You do your thing, brother. Yeah, no, I appreciate it. I'm posting every day. Probably made more than me last month, like, fuck. What are we doing here? Looking in every camera right now.

We were in the same friend at the Super Bowl and it was a lot of like, Sammy, Sammy. Not like, oh, we love your sister. Do you like, go ahead? Wait, what? Yeah. Usually people come up and they're like, oh my gosh, we love Hallie. And it's like, I love her too. But then it's like Sammy's now blowing up and people recognize him across the country.

Not like Hallie, though. Yeah. He's worldwide. Your next level. You're next level. That's very sweet of you to say. We're trying to catch up. Yeah.

We're going to be catching up for a while. I'm coming too. Yeah. I'm coming. And when I'll come, I'm coming around that ass. Yeah. You see that clip of Gillian Wallow? No.

He's like at a press conference. He's like... Is it the bar school guy? Yeah, yeah. He's like, talk to him. He's like, when I come in that boxing room, I'm coming right on your... Yeah, he's like whoa wait pause. Yeah, they're like pulls, pulls, pools, yeah

in New York yeah fools. Okay guys the next question here is who's what's been the most memorable date you've been on since then I don't even know if you guys have either either of you've been on dates since one since August. Would you count taking someone the Red Sox game that's a date bro yeah so I did and it was terrible I'm just gonna, I probably shouldn't say it or like that, but yeah. It was fucking awful. It was terrible. Yeah, that was tough.

Why? Well, I mean, we went to a Yankees Red Sox game. She was a huge Yankees fan. Oh. And then like spent the time like. Chirping you? No, not chirping me, but like telling me that the Yankees players that she's gotten with on that team. Oh, bro.

The Yankees players she's gone on dates with. I'm like listening the whole time. I wanted to be out of there by the second inning. I was like, oh, this is the longest game of all time. Was she hot? Obviously, but like, it didn't matter when she pulls up with a Yankees captain. No, it was just like, I don't know, it's too much. And then, uh...

Is that like a red flag of girls only with athletes? No. We all know a girl like that. Well, I was an athlete. We all know a girl like that that lives in Boston. Who loves athletes? Yeah. Who loves athletes and just, like, loves being a whore.

Yeah. Yeah. And she's so pretty. Yeah. Yeah. I can say her name right now. I can say her name right now. I actually might.

Yeah. Ah, it's one of five. All right. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. You said that. Got that.

Yeah, we can get that. No, bleep that. No, bleep it. Yeah. But that's who you were you doing? Yeah, that's who I was thinking. That's what you're thinking of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so unfortunate because she's such a pretty girl. She's actually like one. Actually, I'm not going to get to it. Yeah. I'll get into it. She's one of the prettiest girls. I've ever seen and she's just like waste that. Yeah.

With being attractive. She's so, like, cute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. Nah, not anymore. Yeah.

Ran through. Anyways, let's play this game. It's like a never have ever situation. Never have ever spent more than 20K at once in one day. I have. With mom though, supervising. I think we all have. Along with my friends.

What you did? What? Isn't that what that was talking about at Kroo? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, alone with my friends. When you came? I mean, I have at birthdorf like mom and dad.

Yeah, yeah. You definitely don't damage. Oh, 20? Yeah. 20's a lot, bro. 20's a... Like, if it's a family setting, yeah, I'm sure. Guess how much this jacket was?

And think about how many articles of clothing we get. Yeah. No, but... This is 1,100. Yeah, like seven grand. It's one step closer to 20K? Yeah, you just have 19K left. Yeah.

So you guys are answering the question for me, so I guess. Like, I bought, once I bought a suede mu-a-mu-m-s skirt, and it was $5,400, we had no idea. Damn. Yeah, that's a lot. Dad wanted me to return it. I've never worn it. Wait, did you say that?

Yeah, I've never worn it. I just bought it to say I bought it. Well, it's cute. I like the me-a-moo buckball. Um, okay, never have I ever muted a sibling's social media account. I probably have. You definitely muted mine. I've definitely blocked you at some point.

Yeah, I've taken both of you off stories when I was really mad at you. Yeah, I've definitely taking you on and off my close friends. Yeah, I haven't done that in years though. Actually, though, when I was younger and there was something that I thought you guys would, like, judge me about, I would take it off. Yeah.

I mean, my close friends is sometimes, like, a little dicey. But it's funny because now whenever I post, I act almost as if I'm like, like I think about how you guys would react to it. Yeah. Well, now I want you guys on my close friends. Yeah, exactly. Like, you guys are my close friends. So, like, you're the opinions in my life that I, like, you know, take. It's really, you can do consideration.

I wasn't trying to make this, like, heartfelt moment, but I was just being on. Okay. You know what I mean? You never have ever Googled slash search up myself on TikTok or on Google. Search yourself on. Yeah, I have all the time. I rarely do, but I did recently. I have to.

just to make sure there's like nothing like bad out there. Did you Google yourself? Yeah. Were you on Reddit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but they like me on there.

Really? Of course they like me on Reddit. Of course they fucking like you on Reddit. No, there were a few things like, um... They were like, Polly's such a fucking drunk whore and so is a brother chap. But Sammy seems to be the one that shines through. No, but people confuse us. They're like, I don't get it.

The kid works at a fucking bar and also as a real estate agent. Like, what is you doing all the way of it? What's wrong with either? What's wrong with the... The thing with this, yeah, exactly. If I didn't work a summer job as a barback, I'd get ripped apart. If I did...

You know what? I'll go work a barback job right now. But if you're going on Reddit, you are an absolute moron. No, they're like sub-humans. You're an actual moron. You guys are weirdos. No, like, I physically, like, I couldn't...

I think of that. Like, I can't fathom, like, picking up your phone and, like, going on Reddit, typing something hateful or even anything at all for that matter and like only ugly and then like going about your day like there's no way you have anything and their names are like anonymous three two six five yeah but i don't really go on right keep it that only time i i i google myself a couple weeks ago just my union profile yeah like my my football profile well it's so funny i

was talking about this the other day like social media when at first like hit the scene like Facebook and fucking like obviously my space wasn't really that popping but like we're real young for my yeah yeah but Facebook and you in like Twitter you go through like what people would say on those apps yeah and it's just like yeah a lot of that shit would not slide but it was just so like you could just freely post anything yeah so I think that's why I had to go back people are very sensitive delete a couple things yeah yeah I'm sure you'd delete a lot of things yeah like half my life. I never had Twitter. I never on Twitter like that. Like I had Twitter when I was like 15 and I would just like sub-tweet being like towards like my ex and just be like, it's really rainy outside to

yeah. I had to have Twitter in high school for recruiting. That's the only way you got eyes. You had to like I have a burner account. Your GPA. You were sub-posting. Oh yeah. What's it called sub-posting? Yeah, sub-posting. So you like read. You like throw shade. Yeah, yeah. You'd be like when you your closest friends a dumb fucking cunt yeah reposed by

hallie that was a massive sub tweet I know who it's about okay never have I ever faked sick to get out of work

are we drinking or breaking yourself fucking both yeah it's so easy when you're a girl because you can just be like I have a UTI

and like your male boss is not gonna argue with you on them I like ran through all my excuse yeah I once actually not

I don't know if I could say this, but like me, I was working at a liquor store in Antucket, and I just like wanted to quit. Can you say your aunt on the car car? Yeah. So I like was like the fourth of July weekend was rolling around. So I was like, fuck. Like I'm not working this week. Yeah.

And I had like mad buddies already coming out. Yeah. So I was like, I called them. First I like went ghost mode for like a couple days. Then I called them. I was like, yeah, like my fucking aunt, like gone to an accident. We all have to fly down there, like, which is horrible. Well, but like, he was like, oh my God, like, you're good.

Like, and then I just came back. I remember when you were in high school and when you went to Avon, you used to do that. And I remember mom made a joke where, like, whenever you wanted to come home, you would do that. And, like, you, like, we at one point, like, ran out of people that you could have possibly said that. Like, your grandmother had died, like, three times. You had no family. I remember mom being, like, it's going to. to come back and you're going to feel like shit one day

or something like that. No, yeah, it isn't good. Bad karma. Bad karma will come back for that. But, if it hasn't already. I've done that before. I feel like everyone has. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I don't mean it. Like, we're all still healthy and alive. You didn't mean it. I just talked to her the other day. She's chilling. Call her right now. Call it right now. All right, never have I ever sent a bad text about a sibling

to that sibling? like if I texted you and said something accidentally like you know sometimes when you like oh where you're going to like text about the sibling about the person you text that person yeah oh I've done that but not with you guys I haven't done it like definitely with Bryn really that's so sunny you text friend bro I hate Bry I hate Bry she's like this is ren it's like I'm just getting out of body so what are you saying I used to do that though I feel like I've done that with like mom and dad honestly

I have done that before that's really weird I don't like talking shit about my siblings so like probably done just like once hero yeah yeah hero ball yeah

yeah yeah yeah what does that fries reference it's like put the fries in the bag but these kids do it's so funny fries yeah like I'm singing

fries. Like put the fries in the back? Yeah. But instead it's just... Whatever happened to him, Joshua Block? He's putting the fries in the back somewhere. What do you guys think about clav? Gestor maxing, looks maxing.

I think it's all... Maxilla. Obviously it's all a joke, but I think it's pretty hilarious. I think he's dead serious. I just watch a clip of him, like, looking at a girl at a club. Well, at first, you're dead serious, for sure. And I think a lot of the stuff he says is dead serious. But now that's what blew him up.

So you've got to roll of it. I think he's so dead serious. He kind of seemed like, Jill, okay. I mean, well, he's from Mass. He is? I mean, I hear he's from Jersey or Mass. I've heard a lot of both. I feel like you like.

But if he's from Mass, then. I think he might be the biggest idiot of all time. But he's like on a generation. Oh, yeah. The shit he says is like, like, it's just like so shocking. I mean, dude, like I heard him today say he's, uh, he's travel maxing. He's going around the country or something. Well, now he has me making my.

Now he has me make my Instagram captions like motion maxing. Yeah, exactly. But it was like, it was like, it was like, kind of funny though. It's funny. No, the maxing thing is hilarious. You gotta buy it. Dude, I heard like ESPN saying maxing. Travel maxing.

Like when going through sports, you're tough time. People are like winning boxing matches, like just a huge combat sport and they're hitting the 6-7 after. Dude, it's unreal. It's like we're living in a simulation. No, we literally are. Yeah. But like I do it every time I hear 6-7 is really funny. Yeah. Dad said last night it's dinner.

when we're at two, she was like, oh, you six, seven, stud. Chad, I look over and Chad's like this. Yeah. It's like, I can't help myself. You did that when we were looking at the address. You were like, 165, 167, and I went, and I was like, okay. I can't. Okay, we're moving on.

Questions for the brothers, things girls want to know. The girls want to know from you guys. Okay. What's out? Maybe at least, yeah. Am I? Oh. Yeah.

Oh, okay. I'll chill over here then. Chad is ready Yeah, let's go You turn right over to sand Yeah, yeah, yeah All right Yeah

Yeah Oh, cool Yeah All right, no, I'm gonna ask what to you I'm gonna just back again All right Oh, now you want to ask me the first one Yeah, no, I'm asking you both

No, that's why don't guys text back Does it always mean that they are Because we're playing mind games And we're the alphas Oh, we're playing mind games. We want to see you text first. Yeah, next. I feel like I have like a devil all my shoulder and an angel on my shoulder.

Yeah, you might. The difference of our eyes. I was about to answer first and be like, oh, like I'm usually just busy. Like I have shit going on. Yeah, Sam. He's like, but you know what's funny? But you know what's funny? Like I was asking to say on this question, like, do you wait?

Like, do you play the game where you wait mad hours even though you saw this? So manipulative. I think it's so, I think it's childless, bro. Kind of childish. If I'm being honest. If you're on your phone, just answer. If you're not, you're not. Like, I don't know. If you're not, if you're going to.

I get what he's saying. I get what you're saying. You don't like your phone too much. I'll be right back. Chad Batchelor walks off the podcast. Yeah, Chuck walks off. Yeah. Fuck you guys.

Yeah. Chad back. I've got great advice about women. Chad's back after his walk off. Mm-hmm. I'm back. I came to my senses. Yeah.

He just needed to cool down outside. We were saying about the response time thing. Yeah. So I get it. Like, you don't want to respond right away. I even play that game too. Yeah. I mean, I just like, I play it a little.

Like, I'm not going to lie. But at the same time, if I'm on my phone and you're someone who I might want to talk to, I'm going to fucking respond to your shit. That's what I'm saying. And we're going to have a conversation that'll be within 24 hours rather than span of a fucking week. You know what I mean? I don't think you, like, Like when there's interest, I don't think there necessarily needs to be consistent communication every day.

No, no. Especially early on. But like for me, like... Yeah, that's a lot. Like... But Tadley, they're all gone. I think if I see the text and I can reply to the text, I'll reply to the text. I'm not going to be like, let me like hold off for like, you know, 30 minutes.

When do you guys start firing out face times? Face times? I think that's like a comfortability thing. I think it's a vibe thing. That's deep. That's deep. Because time is like time is valuable. I just can't text, bro.

I can't build a connection or relationship over text. Like there's so much text takes away like tone and attitude and vibe, things like that that they can't pick up on. A lot of room for interpretation. Right, exactly. So like there's so much greater with texting. But I don't know. I think if you want to fire off a FaceTime. We'd have to have hung out for a couple times before we start FaceTime for sure.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Damn what fuck Shit, you're handsome I face it on everybody You need some of this Because I feel like I'm

I'm over here pounding this thing Yeah Do you guys think it's harder to get into a relationship In the summer? You know what? Yes I'm like the summer relationship came Yeah And it's like it's so fiery in the summer

And everything is just like, you know what I mean, though? Like, it feels like grease, bro. It feels, bro, I feel like, dead ass. No, like, it's like movie Greece, bro. I feel like fucking Danny Zuko. Danny Zuko. But no, everything's just like so like, you're just high on life. Like, everyone's looking good.

Like, you just like. Everyone's tan. Yeah, and you go to cool places. Like, Man, Tucky, you're going to meet someone. Man, Kentucky, you got the linens on. Exactly. Yeah, the sky is better. The sky's better.

Air. Mass. Tamp. So like it's just like Hair now But then like But then you like You kind of like

Fall for that person And then you realize Oh they live Yeah A million miles away from you That was me last summer That's me every summer I like

Don't have that problem Well you're constantly getting ass Oh no Well you're constantly Yeah well you're fucking You're constantly No that No

People think that Probably Yeah it's not true It's not true. No, it actually is not true. You're like me, I think, where at the end of the night, I just want to go home and fucking, like, eat a bunch of junk food and, like, smoke some meat.

Like, I don't really want someone in my space really that bad. Yeah, like. Right. You know what? I see this all the time. I'm like. I think the summer loved it, especially in New England, the summers are so nice.

And you just did, like, I don't call it, seven months, six or seven months of, like, a long winter. You know what I mean? Like, the winters. Do you think it's important to live alone before moving in with a partner? What kind of question is this? Yeah. Like, yeah, no shit.

I mean, actually, this is my first time living alone. But I'm not living, I've never lived with a partner. Well, I guess maybe the question was more like... I can't wait to live alone. I just want the independence. Yeah. All right, next. Have you ever stayed longer in a relationship than you should have happened?

Why? Yeah, you guys seeing this? Yeah. Why? Because the love and the connections there, but sometimes timing isn't right. Timings are a thing. Timing's a huge thing. Yeah.

And you know, like all the relationships I've been in, I've been so young and naive still. Like there's still a lot of shit that I'm learning about life. So it's not like, you know, I'm gonna know exactly. went to get out a relationship like everyone's love is powerful like like women whatever like me and tam were talking about this in the car like everything guys do in life probably has something to do with a girl you know yeah dad like everything you work towards you know like and for me I want to like provide for somebody so yeah I'm not doing well with work then you know you got to put a pause and some stuff well dad was actually making this point when he came on he was like

Why do you want to get fit and go to the gym to impress a woman? Like, why do you want to get money and power to get a woman? Why do you want to blah, blah, blah to get a woman? It's like it all revolves around the bed. Yeah. It's undefeated. It is. It really is.

It sucks some of the worst decisions in your life too because of women. Women make the world go around. It's true. Yeah. Clip that. It's true. And, yeah, clip that shit. That'll be good for the program.

Yeah. If a guy says he's not looking for anything serious, A guy? If a guy says he's not looking for anything serious, is there ever a genuine chance? He changes his mind for the right girl, or is he just wasting her time? Ooh, that's a great question.

That is a good question. I would say it could change. I think for the right girl, a guy could completely change his mind. Yeah, I agree. What do you think? I agree. I think it depends on how the girl plays it.

If she's like super on his back and desperate, Well, that would be the wrong girl. I'm saying if it was like the right girl. It was the right girl and he said he's not ready. Yeah. Yeah, then definitely things could change. Like I said, maybe he's not like in a place that he's comfortable. Are you guys watching Love Story?

No, I don't watch shows. No, but I heard it's great. Yeah. I heard JFK Jr. is a stud. Yeah, so he's a stud in like every, basically like the most eligible Bachelor of his time. So he would be handsome. I didn't know that. He checks all the boxes.

Also, am I too far away from this? No, you're good. And he falls in love with, like, that Carolyn Herald. Yeah. And she's just kind of, like, not interested, says no to his first proposal. Yeah. And he's just, like, so shocked. Yeah, well, I mean.

Playing hard to get the thing. Yeah. Yeah. I was telling that. I mean, I think about how mom and dad, I don't know how dad tells the story. Well, I do. He told that. But, like, he chased mom for a while.

Chased her. He said he stalked her. And, like, that would be considered. That would one of the story. 100% be considered stalking nowadays. No, that's what we talked about. He was like, but there was no social media. He was like back then, it was just being aggressive.

But like today you'd catch five to ten maybe. No, really. But the dating world is way different now than it was like, it's so easy to get a hold of people. People are so successful. Instagram is the number one dating out. You just go on there and message someone and you're like, I was on Facebook marketplace and you could get like prostitutes for like 12 bucks.

What? That's a way different angle. Crazy. It's like 12 bucks easy. Have you done that? No. But it would be cool if I did. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's less prostitution. It's more like really good massage, 12 bucks. I'll come to you. But then you click on- Was it on the menu and you click on their page and it's like some fucking guy who like posted the ad. So.

That sounds like- It sounds like, crazy, but $12. Check it out. it out. I get a tall boy. It's like a hard seltzer. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. What is a question you don't like getting asked on a first date? Your body count. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a good one.

Political views? Yeah. Yeah. The political views don't ever talk about that. I don't know. I just, that's such a goofy question, I think. Yeah. I think it, like, eventually can matter.

I think it'll matter, but, like, I don't know. Do you think you can marry someone that has different political abuse in you? No. No. If I'm being honest. Is that okay to say no? I don't give a fuck if it's okay or not. Yeah.

No. I just don't see it. I just don't see it happening. I just don't see it happening. I just, you know what, if there was more peace between the two. There's no middle anymore. There's no middle anymore. It's like a fucking floor.

So it's like, you know what? You have to pick a side nowadays. Yeah. I'm cool. I just think like with, I don't know. Because at the end of the day, you're awesome pictures. Yeah. Yeah.

That you do live, like, you kind of view things like the world completely differently. Yeah. That's eventually going to clash, I feel like. Yeah. In my opinion. And if you want to talk about it, you're going to get hated on for. Yeah, I keep everything private. I keep everything to myself.

A lot of people make their own assumptions. Yeah. People can have it. Don't believe everything you see online either. Yeah, that's true. We're getting some dangerous territory now. In the deep end. If you don't text someone back, but still follow them on Instagram,

why don't you just unfollow them on Instagram? I do. I mean, if you don't text someone back? Like if you're just like I'm assuming this is about a girl like if you just ghost a girl Why do you just and follow them at the same time? We had this conversation. That's true. I mean like if you ghost her because You don't want Yeah, I mean I do I actually do that probably already don't follow her on Instagram Yeah, because then now they're just fucking out my ratio. Yeah

If I my thing is like I don't know will I ever see this person again? That's honestly another thing Or do you ask me some of you questions? You know another thing is like do I value their really my relationship with them? Yeah and And like, do they keep in, do they check in on me? Like, there's a lot of people. Yeah, exactly. And do they post on Instagram? There's a lot of people from, like, my old past, like, from, like, middle school and high school, who I'm, like, on fall because, like, they're living their own lives.

My, like, people who, you know, like, are tapped into what I'm doing in life will follow me. I said this to Chad the other day, though. Do you have anyone on, like, you know how, like, when you have friends on TikTok, you can, like, kind of see if they liked something. They'll show the heart next to their name on the far, right? Do you have anyone that you haven't talked to in years that supports the shit out of you? Like, likes everything you do.

And because of that, even though you're never going to see them again, you just like, you still engage with their stuff or still follow their life. Like, I love that. On the flip of that, I always know the people that don't like my shit, though, consider. I'm very observational for sure. Like, I know who's got, who's in my corn, who's not. I don't read too far into it, but like, I'll be like, Looking at Instagram stories and I'll see a name.

I'm like, who even is this fucking person? Yeah. But they're liking your swag. Yeah. But, and then there's the people, I was also saying this, like, you guys and, like, my close friends where every time I'm, like, scrolling and I see a video, I'll literally like it before I even watch the video.

Yeah. And then watch it and engage or, like, in the comments or wherever. Yeah. Always got to show love to your people, I think. You do. People who, like, DM some nice shit. I'll always, you know, click through them.

It's like, oh, raw, raw next question. Then I'm skipping on that one. But if they're like, hey, like this video was really, I had a guy come up to me

and was like, bro, your video about like, because I put it, like, drop that deep kind of video, talking about my weight change. And like,

he was like, dude, that was just like so awesome and like get to know you in that aspect. Like, which I, I appreciate the shit out

of like people doing that. Yeah. You always got to show love to those people. That was a cool video. Yeah. That was a good video I re-posted it. Yeah, thank you.

Got you. Crush that challenge, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, Sammy's challenge, turn things around. And you're doing another one right now too, right? I am doing another one right now. It started yesterday. What's it called?

What's it called again? It's called Project Shred. Am I looking there? Yeah. Look wherever the fuck you all. Project Shred, reloaded, six weeks long, $100,000 dollars in prizes. Crazy. There's two upper-bber bucks.

body days, two lower body days. Chad lost how many? 18 pounds. You lost 18 pounds. Yeah. Couple friends lost 10. Some people just want good workouts. Some people wanted to gain weight, playing sports, whatever your goals are.

That's the best challenge in the world. Roderick Shred. I wrote all the workouts. So all the links are in my bios, but. Link in bio. Link in bio. Okay, the next question is you guys actually care if a girl makes more money than them. I asked dad about this.

Like makes more money than me? Yeah. No. If it's like my girlfriend or like wife. Yeah. No. Would you care? No. I would be like pretty tight. I would be like, I don't. Loki be like blessed. I mean I just like.

Because that girl, bro, the girl that you choose that's in your life, that's your significant other. Like I worship the ground. She fucking walks. Oh, no, no, absolutely. So like if she's a superstar and is killing it, like that's the biggest flex you could possibly have. That's no. Like look at her. Yeah, that's my wife. Like she's crushing.

And if she's making bread, I love that. Like, but if it comes to a point where she's making more than me, then it's not, it's not a her problem, but it's going to be, like, oh, shit. Well, you could be making money too. It's also just the, like, environment we grew up in, like, dad was always, like, I'm going to make the money and, like, everything else is going to be how it is. And so I guess I, like, keep that mindset. Like, I'm not splitting the bill with a girl if I take her out.

No, but that has nothing to do with what they're there. Yeah, yeah, but it's just, like, it's correlated to, like, you know. I don't know. I look at Travis, Kelsey and Taylor Swift. Like, she makes, he makes a ton of money, but she obviously makes way more money than he does. And he looks at her like she's the second coming of Christ. I mean, it's not a deal breaker. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's definitely not a deal breaker.

Because it's just their connection. It would make me fucking. And money will never be an issue with me. I'd be in the office a little bit more. But what if you're making, like, $10 million a year and she's making $11 million a year? Like, you're still making a lot of money. Yeah, that's another thing is you have to realize what you have, too. Then we're eating together.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. That would sick. Because that equals 22 or 21 million dollars. What's 10 plus 11? Yeah. Oh.

All that tuition is down. No, but I think you become a team. You know what I mean? And like, you know. No, it is. You want to take it upon yourself to increase your side of things. Yeah, for sure. Definitely don't be like a stay-at-home dad.

But if you guys are at both outgrounds, That's a very powerful. I think she can still make way more money than you, and there's still the same things. Like, you know, you pay for all the bills, and you pay for every dinner and hold all the doors open. You're married. It's a different. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

That's what I thought the concept. Well, here's a question for you. Would you settle with a guy who's making less than you? I mean, if I make, like, a lot of money one day. You make a lot of money. But, like, I'm not like. you're gonna settle down anytime soon. Exactly.

I feel like... I don't know. I kind of feel like... I don't know. I don't know. It's a good question. You have to be in that situation. I do not know the answer to that question.

It is a good question, though. I think it's less about how much money they make and more about like work ethic and not being a fucking lazy bum. It still comes down to like money can't be an issue in your relationship. Like just because someone's making more money doesn't take away how you view the other person. I think a woman still wants to feel. feel like taking care of in some sort of aspect,

but I don't think it always has to be physically. It could be like, physically. I love a girl who's like, I'm gonna make money. Like I wanna make money. I think you have to be strong. Yeah. Like if you're a man, like you gotta be strong, you gotta be able to protect.

There's some workhorses out there. Like there's things like that that matter. Yeah, you gotta be making money. Look at Lana Del Rey and her husband. Yeah, yeah. He like his works with alligators or something. Doesn't he? He's just cooling. He's just like a normal ass dude.

He's going gator hunting. Yeah. Exactly. I don't know exactly what he does, but it's something along those lines, I feel like. That's a good question, no. Do you talk about your feelings or your relationships with your friends? Yes. Yeah. All the time.

Like, too much? Not too much, no. Like, I don't want to be like a pussy about it, but like. But, but, you know, like, you feel like you can't talk to anyone about it. Yeah. I mean, at least as a guy, like, and, like, the, like, the, comes to a point where there's a lot of feelings pent up you don't want to just like brush that on the rug you're gonna go crazy so like yeah I love like if my

roommates like my closest person to me at the time like I want to be like bro like I feel like shit this week you know yeah and like maybe they'll probably have some whack advice but you have you have great advice like I love to hit you up and be like yeah and I love being that I'm gone through this right now yeah because like Like as much as you see like happiness online like people go through shit like and it's tough to like really keep it down and you can keep it down pretty good at it but comes out at some point I don't know I try and keep good perspective I think like if you know we have it so like so good

every single day like truly like if we would all throw our problems in a one big pile we would take ours back in a heartbeat like that's for sure so keeping that perspective helps but also like no matter where you come from and I said this you the other day like your background doesn't matter like you're gonna go through shit like internally everyone goes through it every single day and I think it's just all about how you address it and I rely on you guys heavily with that with things like that because if I don't have you guys and I have nobody you know like you guys are like my why I always say to myself like the reason why I work hard the reason why I carry myself a certain way.

It's because I, it's because of you guys, you know. So, like, it's, it's nice to have, you know, a dynamic with your siblings and with your parents that's really healthy where you can talk to them pretty much about anything. But they also, from both a girl's perspective and a guy's perspective. Like, and I say this about Halley to people all the time and you as well, but specifically Halle is that if I ever need to hear something, like the honest truth, I go to Hallie. Yeah, yeah. Because you'll never sugarcoat it for me.

Even you need some soft love, you go to Bryn. And Bryn's, yeah. And I love Bryn, but she won't keep it as real, I think, as you. Like, you always keep it on. She'll give you all the love in the world. And that's what I think people need, exactly. But, like, we all go through things every single day. I think it's just about how you, like, respond and what your reaction is to it.

And, you know, I'm lucky to have you guys for that. So. Appreciate it. Very family-oriented. Yeah, we are. We're close through. We grew up. We grew up just family over everything. Yeah, family over everything.

Exactly. That's all that matters. And that's all, you know, credit to our parents. The end of the day, think about it. That's all that matters. Yeah. Like, really. A lot of people don't get to have a family, to be honest,

and to have a great one, be surrounded by these guys. It's awesome. Yeah. No, I definitely. That's so wholesome. Don't take it lightly. I don't even know how to follow that up with the next question. Yeah, go ahead.

I'm not gonna ask you like, do you like find a girl's idea before we go out of date now? Like I can't say that. Yeah, I want to answer them all. Okay. Yeah, let's answer them all. Okay. What's one thing a girl can do wear or say on a date that instantly makes her more attractive to you? Ooh.

Something that shows ambition, I think. Like a red nail? I don't know, but something. Red nails are actually fired. Yeah. I love red on. What does I mean? Red on girls, like red dress.

Oh, like physical red nails. Yeah, yeah. I thought, oh. Yeah. I thought it was like during the date. No, I think it could, it's up for interpretation. It's red, red is awesome. Do wear or say.

Do where say. It can be anything really. Well, do just like. You have to be attracted. You know what it is? You know what it is if you're, if you show up and you're, obviously a lot of people are going to be nervous. I get nervous on first dates. But if you show up like with some level of.

confidence right and you're able to just like chill and that that makes conversation flow a lot better I think that's like a huge like yes I agree yeah and I think you also in this goes for dating and goes for being in a relationship Instagram story yeah I was sorry I was like oh I was like she's doom scrolling I think there has to be a level of physical attraction in any relationship for it to work oh yeah that's a so well like that has to be like That has to be like almost a given, I think. I mean, well, at first, what you see is the attraction, but then you start talking and the personality kicks in.

Exactly. That's why I said, like, ambition. And you can be the hottest girl on the planet, but then once you say some weird shit, it's clips. Yeah, like, it's far ride. I think a girl, I don't know, I think they should be funny. They should have, yeah, funny for sure. Humor's big. And like, not dumb. Like, if you had the hottest girl ever and she was like, b-b-like, so, like, oh.

Yeah. It really is an energy thing. Fucking ruins it. Some girls can't some girls also like won't be as attractive But their energy is just like gravitating right off the bat like they have like they have confidence But that increases it that increases that increase is in track yeah exactly like and so I don't know I think entered like personality means just as much for me it's always a vibe it's not way more like whenever I go live people like one of the most commented thing is like blonder brunette Blondeer Brunette Blonde I'm like I don't get I never thought about it like that ever like I've dated blondes I've

dated brunettes. Fonder brunette. Fonda brunette. Yeah. Like, seriously, I don't, yeah, exactly. Like, if you're cool. I think it's always been a vibe thing. Yeah, it's just like an energy.

100%. And it's an energy thing because before you even talk to the person, you could just like, see, like, aura surrounding them. You know what I mean? Yeah. And so like off, like, and then they don't give a fuck who you are, where you come from. They don't, they probably don't even want a bad eye towards your way, but, like, And you go up to them and they're nice people.

Being nice is also another thing. If you think you're the shit and you're a cunt off the bat, then like clips. Clips, like. Clips, I like the word clipped. I know. Like, if you think you're the bees, needs, like, oh, like, there's a million of you. Being kind is free. There is a million of you.

Being kind is free. And it's easy. Being kind is. Sammy's like being kind is free. Chad's like clip, chop. Screwed, clip, chop, screwed. Fucking con. Yeah, kind.

All right, have you ever dated one of your boys as exes or someone they were with? Did you ask them beforehand? What are the rules for doing this? No, no, no, no, no. Because that girl's sticky, one. Yeah. She's sticky. And two, like, I'm to my people.

Like, my guys, like, if you hit that, I'm on to her buddy or something. There's so many people in the world. I couldn't imagine going on my friend's exes. head like oh how's my nut taste has your you going into another question while I said that just totally fuck that up no I wasn't gonna go into another question yeah okay I was gonna follow-up question up that I was just gonna be like has that ever happened to one of you oh yeah oh yeah my ex-girlfriend started dating someone who was a friend of mine like literally two months three months after she broke up with me yeah yeah

Speaking about what blankets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but it ended up being the greatest thing that ever happened. In my middle school, I mean, I wasn't really like tight with the kid, but we would hang out before. In middle school? Yeah, so I guess it doesn't count, but shit, I'm still.

I'm still tight. That's when you learned it was a cold world. Yeah, that's when I learned it was a cold world. But you know what? Respect. Yeah. Yeah. You have her.

Yeah. I don't want it. I don't want it. Take it. Okay, when people say they need space, are they actually needing space? Are they just testing the waters to see if they want to be single? They're testing the waters. Test them, yeah.

Like, John needs to do this to me all the time. Needs space. No. He'd be like, I'm in Falmouth. I disagree. I disagree. I think I genuinely needed space. You can't laugh every time I'm about to say something.

Because it's going to be. Oh, is that crew on the next night. Yeah. Chill, chill. No, like, genuinely. needing space because of the timing thing. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's not about wanting to be single.

Like, all right, cats out of the bag. I've been broken up for like the past month and a half. I'm not like thinking about girls. I think if you like the girl. And I, and that's a thing. That's the thing. There's no such thing as time. You'll make it happen.

I'm not like getting out of it and like going to see how much fucking pussy I can get. Like I'm being sad for a bit. I don't know. Your emotions. Yeah, I'm dumb in touch with my emotions. So am I. Yeah. But I don't know.

I love you. I love you. Yeah, I love you, so. There's a lot of love in this room today. So we're in touch with our emotions. Yeah. Love you, Marshall. Yeah, Marshall, you in there?

Love you. See, I'm not in touch with my emotions. He's so funny. You got to check him with Marshall, period. Yeah. We do with you. I know. I was just thinking about.

Wait, uh-oh. Dingle bow. Dingle bow. I guess it's time for some ASMR. We have put it towards the mic. How's that sound? How's that sound? Oh, fuck it's up.

If you could give women one piece of insider info about how the male brain works in a relationship, what would it be? Their brains don't work. I'm gay people. Six, seven. Yeah. I actually don't know. That's such a... No, no, no.

I would say... What? We we care You know We play mind games too And so if you're not If you're not hearing back If you're not hearing back

Don't take it to heart Is that how you show people you care Is through playing mind games? No I'm a really nice person And like very like You just go we care We play mind games too

Well I'm talking about we as in men Like I'm different I'm a gentleman You know So like I'm talking about like the fucking average male population you know geeks. And why you say we?

We? Us guys, bro. We still gotta represent. No. Okay. I don't play game, bro. I'm almost like too straightforward and blunt. Yeah,

Sammy doesn't play games. I don't fuck around. Chad, I feel like in your head, you're like, I care enough to even want to play a game. Well, my game would be like, my game would just be like non-chalong.

I'm like, yeah, cool, please, I'll see you later. Like, it's not like, oh, let me wait five hours to answer. Let me... You were contradicting yourself down. Okay. Didn't you say you've waited five hours to answer the beginning? No, I said I wouldn't do that. I'm really quick with answering because I'm always on my phone.

So like, why wouldn't I answer if I see your shit right away? Do I just hear that? I think it got married what you said. Oh. But maybe you got lost in terms. See, when it's them two against me, you can't win. shit. Maybe you got lost of interpretation. Yeah, got lost. Yeah. Alright, let's go the next segment. Who's most likely to and then we're gonna wrap this motherfucker up. Let's do it.

Wait, I wanna stay for longer. Well, good. We have a whole other segment. Okay. I'm gonna read a prompt and then we're gonna count down from three and Sarah answers at the same time. Okay, okay. And we're gonna include Bryn. Okay. Miss you, Bryn. Include Brin. Yeah, shout out to Brent. If we say the same answer. B-33 collective. She's a place. Lotties and Struthers, we go check her out. Yeah. Be 32, go look at the boss and modern mothers. If we say the same answer, we don't drink, but if we have different answers, we discuss it.

We're saying the name out loud. Yeah. And it's between me. Us three and Brent. Yes. So, like, this is the first one. All right. Who would go broke the fastest, the dad cut us off?

Me. All right. Yeah, I think we probably all said that. We can get along the next one. Let's go the next one. Guys, guys, it's for the clip, come on. Who's the most... All right, we're going to count, though.

So, wait. Who is the most useless luxury item in their home? Who has the most useless luxury item in their home? I don't know the answer. Yeah, just spinning around. I mean, we all might have some luxury item. Let's just skip it. I feel like probably me.

Because I just moved out. Well, yeah, you have, like, a lot of... Like you have a lot of cool like cool artwork. You own the most expensive shit out of all. Like the jar that says like percocets on it. Yeah. That's cool. Mom got that for me.

But like I have like I buy a lot of like very expensive glassware. Like Mason Ballzac and like all those things. Also your sunglasses. Simballs up. A lot of designer sunsubs. I just bought solo cups yesterday. Yeah. Like red one.

I don't even have solo cups in my apartment. It's a great job. You can grub up them. Okay. Okay. Okay, who's the most likely to cook dinner for themselves? One, two, three, Sam. Yeah, I do it every day.

Or Bryn. Or Bryn, yeah, I was going to say, Brian. I don't even really cook. Yeah. Yeah. Who got injured the most growing up? Injured? Injured, hold on.

One, two, three, Brian. I don't know, because you all got injured. Well, growing up. I would say me. I would say Sam. Or Branchey. Oh, no, no, Brin. Brin got a bunch.

Bryn got some early surgeries. Brin had two surgeries. Yeah. Bren and I have both had two surgeries. Yeah. Oh, I've gotten surgeries too. Yeah. But I guess like growing up, I guess like growing up, Brins were at an earlier age.

Yeah. So, like, but yeah, you guys have both had your fair share of injuries. So you were Brin, I think, are pretty tied. Yeah. Yeah. Brin got that shoulder surgery and then the screws came loose. Yeah, and then she got it again. I always used to just like wash it off and like rub some dirt on it.

Yeah. Yeah. You were just so tough. I mean, fuck. Yeah. I mean, fuck. I mean, fuck. I was.

I was in rehab, so. I mean, you were in titanium. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like injured. Injured mentally. The heart. Yeah.

And the organs. All right. Let's go to the next one. Who starts the most drama in the family group chat? Let me think about this. In the family group chat. We don't really have drama in the group chat. We could go, who starts the most family drama?

Yeah, let's do that. And I have, all right, I have money to me in too. All right. One. two, three, Chad. I didn't even know what to say because I wanted to hear what you guys are going to say but what the fuck guys?

He said himself. I said, Hallie's on my back this pod. Marshall, have you noticed that? She's been on you. What are you mean? She's been on my back. No, dude. Like, I'm thinking about...

I'm a gentleman, but... What was the question? There's something to do with it? Nothing. No, I'm a gentleman. This is fucking gentleman. We're talking about family. Sick, sad.

No, the reason why I said me is because anytime there's an issue happening Yeah. Well, you speak, you speak your mind. The reason why is because anytime there's an issue happening

and there's like an elephant in the room, I like can't shut up. I have to say. I was like, look at that dumb fucking elephant right there. Like, for example, like dinner the other night like I should not have said that. Yeah, but I didn't start drama.

That was ridiculous. That wasn't, but like you said that like. I was like, oh my go. Wasn't there just like fucking asparagus? Yeah. Yeah, but like that was like, we were getting crunk this weekend, got dad to cry. It was actually awesome. I was like, bro, are you seriously crying?

I'm thinking to my head like, oh my God. I think he was lit. He was done. Bro, we were drinking all day. I don't know. He didn't say anything bad. No, I didn't. He's told me that story a hundred times and I just told it back to him and he started crying.

Yeah. And we're like, yeah. And we're like, yo. I'm like, yo. I'm like, yo. Dad. Yo. Yeah, dad.

Yo, dad, stop. Stop now. Okay, anyways. Who did mom trust the most with a huge family secret? Three, two, one. Brin. But, like, honestly, yeah,

Brin. I would tell you guys. She told me any shit. Because Brin's, like, a very, Brin's a very good, like, mediator, you know? Like. But Brin has a big mouth, too, sometimes. Last year, Hallie and I were in this.

I don't run into as much drama as you guys. Oh yeah, me, yeah. When, like, mom would tell me something about Hallie, I would tell Hallie. Oh, yeah. So now Mom can't. And now she can't tell all this shit. Anything.

Yeah. She knows better. She tells me mad say I just keep it on hush. Oh, so maybe you. There's no way you keep anything on hush. I keep Odie stuff on hush. Do you even text mom or call her during the week? Yeah, that's the only person I need to talk to.

Yeah, it's my mommy bear. I miss you, mommy. Yeah Mom Yeah Mommy Dad said I couldn't buy this But could you

Okay Mom me Yeah Mom can you If you know If you type to in memo Into your Hey guess what I

I I I This is my first Valentine's Day With no girlfriend In a couple years And I bought mom

The nicest flowers She loves lilies Got her some crazy lilies Mixing with some exotic shit Bro Exotic shit I didn't see

Any other flowers on the counter? You won't up to me, bro. No, no, no. They were from us. They were from us. No. But, like, don't worry. Brin's good about doing that.

Bryn's good. Yeah, Bryn is the best about doing it. I almost did the thing again where I sent you guys flowers, but I forgot. I thought about it today. Actually, Sam did something really nice for me. He, as a going away, yo. Yeah. Yeah.

As a going away gift, Sam got me a coffee mug with, like, a picture of us on it. And I was like, I love this fucking shit. Yeah. Because we're not going to be separated. I'm just going to be drinking. my coffee with your face looking at me. Yeah. Controlling your seat.

Let's push it around. Woo! Enough, I know. Okay. All right. Who is the most likely to do the... I'm drunk. Who is the most likely...

I'm blasted right now. I haven't eaten today. I haven't eaten today. I haven't eaten. That's a happy one dad. And we're counting Mount Gay. Yeah. It kind of goes to your head.

I'm fucking cranked right now. Sammy's super hydrated Super hydrated Be unwa Ready to take on the day Who is most likely to be the reason We have a family meeting Do you have family meetings

In Brunsies? Probably one, two, three I want to say you or me We used to go to go to family rehab Yeah Or I would have a party Well me and you have been to like some rehab Some, we've been to rehab

I've been to like therapy of all sorts But Didn't stick. But like if it's something really important that has to do with like a family situation or health, then I'd say, Mom. Mom? Yeah.

Because she had her little breast cancer flare not to get into that, but. Well, maybe, but she's also like not part of this game. Okay. Okay. Well, yeah. But like maybe. I love you, mommy. You go.

Yeah. I love you, Mom. I'm sorry about that, Mom. Sorry about that, Mother. Remember when we had a family meeting after I got in trouble for throwing that party where they threw up on the carpet, that was a family meeting? And then bleached the carpet. They were just trying to clean it up. We don't feel like fucking fucking fucking.

Fucking idiots. Bleached the fucking velvet carpet, velvet couch, whatever you want to call it. Stown together by blind nuns, like, crossed more than an arm in a leg. It was fries for them. It was, yeah. I've never seen dad more angry. That was a tough weekend. Fuck you.

I was in summer school. I was at Margo's pool house. Fuck you, fuck you. And I was like, yo, doing the most. That was the first time you heard the word cunt. Yeah. Love the word ever since. That's like you're wrong.

Because then we like kind of dipped out to fucking. No, yeah. Well, remember that time me and you got in trouble and we fucking like ran away from home? So me and Hallie got in trouble for some. I got in trouble for something very bad. Hallie got in trouble for like some argument. I think we're just talking back. Yeah, talking back.

I had people in the basement and like someone was having sex and like the room you're not supposed to bang. And mom caught them and you go, no, mom, you're literally on drugs. Like just gaslighting this shit out of her. I was like, you're seeing things you've gone delusional because of the Chad situation. She was like, they're right there. They're right there. And I was like, look, they had man like behind the door. Yeah.

I go, look, you're seeing things. I know. He goes, you're seeing things, mom. But me and Hallie got kicked out of the house and we were like making it all dramatic, all of our bags packed and like we walk maybe three houses down to our family friends. Yeah, our cousins. Yeah, like our cousins, basically. And I was sleeping on their porch and taking an outdoor showers.

Sleeping on their porch. I ended up getting a cottage at the four seasons or not the four seasons at. Like elephant. Like we lived very differently, like running away from home. Yeah, and they, like, they had no idea because it was like late at night, so they just woke up, like, making their coffee in the morning. I'm just on their, like, porch. Yeah. They're like, are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure they're good. I'm like this on their board. What's up, Lisa? I'm like, I'm like in a robe at the white elephant. That's awesome. That was fun.

Good times. Good times. Who's the most likely to survive? on a deserted island alone. One, two, three, Chad. I was gonna say you. I was gonna say Chad, yeah.

I was gonna say you, but I feel like, you'd be good at, you'd be better at hunting the food and making it. I'd be better at just surviving off of pure fucking hope. Like being built different?

Yeah, yeah. So you don't think I have tenacity. Yeah, yeah, so you don't think I have tenacity. So you don't think I have tenacity or any dog in me, So you're calling you're saying. Yeah. No, I think you would be good at the nutrient side of the survival because obviously you need to go kill and you need to eat.

Yeah. I think you'd be good at that. I don't know. I think that could be pretty good too. I think I would like find someone with a yacht. Yeah. It's a deserted island. Are we talking Bimini or the Bahamas?

Like I could swim out there to the boat. Exactly. Find some shelter or seduce the leader of the tribe wherever I'm. on. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. No, you could kill it.

You could boy up, yeah. You could boy up, yeah. Okay, who's mostly could be on ox when driving? This is a good question between if we're all in a car together. It depends whose car we're doing. Yeah, it's usually whose car gets the ox.

It's my car, it's mine. If it's Sam's, it's his. If it's yours, it's me and Sam. It's me and Sam, and you just shut up and you just... Yeah. Yeah. You can get a couple of time requests.

Yeah. We all listen to pretty... We do listen to the same music. We like the same music. I don't care who's on OX out of three of us. I don't know what Bryn listens you, to be honest. I actually don't. I was just thinking about that two seconds ago.

I think she listens to like... She likes... She likes... Like, she likes R&B kind of stuff. Yeah. She had like soul music. Like, I'm thinking of like Pilates music. Like, growing up, I feel like she always used to fuck with like Jason Derulo.

Yeah. Is he R&B? Yeah, like Neo. Yeah. Although Neo's tough. Ray J. Mario. Mario, yeah.

Mario, yeah. Mario. Like, I used to fuck with that music too. No, yeah, I did too. But I just, like, only bump rap. Like female artists. Like, more like slow kind of, like, Oh, I'm Glorilla.

Rilla. Yeah. Glorilla. Who's most likely to give advice that the other siblings actually listen to slash take? One, two, three. Sally.

All right. I mean. Or me. I give good advice. I mean, I want to throw my shit in here, too. I take your advice all. the time. I think for different things.

Yeah, I mean, I ask for all of your guys advice. Or their business or like. Yeah. Like, yeah. We've all asked each other for advice before on certain things. Yeah. Yeah, I take advice. I've taken advice from all of you guys.

I get advice from Sam basically every day about like fitness. But then like when it comes like, I don't know, advice with like relationships, I'd maybe go to like. I'd say the majority of the things that come across in my life. I probably, if we're not counting mom and dad, I'd probably go to you or you. I mean, like, I, I mean, Brin, I don't, like, we talk, but I don't, like, get her takes on a lot of things. Yeah. Even though I respect her opinions on everything.

She softens a lot of the blows, which, like, when I need some gentle TLC, I'll go to Brin for something. But if I need, like. She's always good for, like, some love. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just like what's the point of like not saying how it is and just like hearing it processing it I always say honestly always like honestly truly always wins you like I think any lies they always come back to bite you you're doing that person in injustice you're doing herself

and injustice like it's giving injustice yeah it's giving justice once and for all yeah I just think yeah honesty is important who is the most likely to remember the night out at the bar to remember it yeah well me and brin three two one brin

never me never me I mean actually I as as cracked as I get like I have great memory

and great control myself like I don't get sloppy drunk yeah I don't you'll never saying I don't really get sloppy junk either

but you'll never notice when we're drunk but Sammy probably notices I can notice you notice because you get chatty as fuck or me

I get chatty as fuck chatty as fuck. I don't like ever like I'm not like ever falling. No. What is it about I? What is it about me? I don't like get folly but I get like kind of low eyes a little bit. I think you get like.

And I like per like you're like do I get like too like cocky? Yeah. It's your demeanor. I mean you asked. Yeah. No, no. No, no. I agree with you.

There's like an energy shift. Like it's like if everyone who drinks. But is it like one of those things. That's a point of I should go. over or is it's calm it's calm like drinking she got really deep um no i mean no i don't think so all right whatever we're fucking shit heads and britt and sammy yeah exactly that's the runaway conclusion i mean i'm still who's my most likely to pick up um the restaurant bill out of if we all four got dinner all four got dinner yeah you uh three i would offer one you i would offer it i would offer it i would offer

No, you would offer it. I don't think we'd ever be in a situation where one of us is paying for it. I don't think we've ever done that. I don't think we've ever done that. Yeah, which is crazy. We should get a sibling. Yeah, Brin, if you're watching this,

get your ass to New York, and we'll see who gets the bill. Yeah, we'll see who gets the bill. Yeah. We'll see you guys the bill. Hey, who knows? I might have scler when we get that dinner and I'll be like, yo, my shit.

Yeah. Chad just shaved his head for 15 bands. He's got dinner. Hopefully. Chesh is a bald, like, looking like Mr. What's that at? Cuz. You know what I'm talking now.

Yeah. Threatening him. Yeah. It's most likely to Irish exit. Me. Oh, I literally just put... No. Okay.

We had this conversation. Sorry, go. Count down, count down. Three, two, one. Me and Chad. Me and Chad. No, we do... I'm out.

Fuck you guys, I'm out. Yeah, okay. Can't even get words out of this, but we do a montage of Chad just doing and saying random things. Yeah. full clip of him getting up getting I'll reply for five hours yeah honestly yeah yeah him contradicting himself

I reply right away because I'm all I care we care but we play games we play fucking games yeah same thing you just said right okay last one who's the most likely to turn their location off randomly one two

three chat me you don't share with me anymore I don't share with actually I just should it with We're just starting sharing our locations. Like, who, like, I don't want people having my location. What if I'm on a road? I have Sammy's. You can pause it now.

No one gives a fuck about my safety, so like. You can pause your location. Yeah, yeah, saying that. I do every day. No, I know. Um, yeah, I do when I wake up. Every day, every day I wake up. Um, no, but like, like family members is different, but friends, like, I'm not sharing my location.

No, I never check that. You kidding me? I'd never check that. Do you want to see? how many people I share my location with? Unless it's to see when mom's coming home. I mean, girls do it just because it's kind of like a safety thing, I guess. But I don't need safety.

I just need love for my mommy. You could also probably do a mom montage for the chat. You don't even talk to these people. Like what? She's in fucking Texas. Like, you don't need to see that. Dude, you shared her face with all of people. Yeah, bro.

Like Stainy? Why does Stiney have my fucking location bro? Why is my name Chad Bitch bitch bitch? It's really like that's been like my contact name in her phone is Chad bitch bitch It's been like that since literally middle school okay Chad bitch You know they used to call me Holly bitch elder in the group chat What was that group chat app called when we were in high school and middle school? Gash Whoa was it uvoo? No it was like group me group me? Oh

Group me was like a thing Well like Ask FM Oh man Alright guys let's wrap this up Let's wrap it up Alright I want to stay But I guess I're wrapping it up

Do you want to give some final thoughts? Yeah Um Fucking take care of yourself And Go get some money All right Sammy

Um Yeah Like I said earlier Being kind is free and it's worth a lot more than any amount of money. Yes, sir, brother. It's completely. Keep being kind. Keep being kind.

So kindness and go get some shmoney. Yeah. Do both of those things. Do both those things. You'll be the perfect person. And watch the extra dirty podcast. Yeah. Exactly.

All right, guys. Love you all. As always, you can watch on YouTube. Yeah. You guys are leaving. As always, you can watch on YouTube. Like, subscribe. Fucking, what up, chat.

Yeah. Yeah, six seven. Six seven. All right. We're done. We're done. Thank you.