Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Botched Botox, kicked out of the bar & the Paige Lorenze wedding debrief

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

Hallie's a little hungover and a lot chatty this week! She recaps being a bridesmaid at Paige Lorenze's stunning (and very Tuesday) Old Westbury Gardens wedding, the outfit that got dragged online, and why she stayed loyal and didn't leak a single photo. Then she gets into her self-proclaimed celibate era, the guy going around telling people she's "obsessed" with him, and the anti-ghost text that broke her brain. Hallie answers YOUR questions: medicine cabinet snooping, burner stalking accounts, drunk texting spirals, and the truth behind her viral "botched Botox" moment. Plus, a juicy round of He's a 10 But... and friend dilemmas that get REAL messy. Pour a drink and enjoy babe! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I feel like it's important to like be aware of your surroundings to look into a cabinet, to look into the closet. Like these are strangers at the end of the day. What if he's a serial killer? Or what if he's balding? Like look for the balding stuff. I'm balding. I don't even know what the fucking about. Let's get extra dirty.

Welcome back to extra dirty. I'm sitting here with a New York slice and Diet Coke and I'm a little hungover. So you're going to have to bear with me in this episode. But honestly, I feel like I am. funnier hungover and it's wedding season and I feel like it's just been a long week I do want to touch on the page Paul wedding that I was just a part of generally the most beautiful stunning wedding ever and also like I'm not like an emotional sentimental person really I think I have a cold black heart but there's something about a wedding especially someone that's like one of your best friends just

like seeing them in love and getting married. It's like kind of moving. Honestly, Paige Lorenz or now Paige Paul, as everyone knows, is an influencer. And honestly, she was like almost influencing me to want to be a bride. I was like, wow. Like she looked so fainty. I was a bridesmaid. So the wedding was in Long Island, I want to say.

It was Long Island. Yeah. Westbury Gardens. It's the estate. I think it was filmed. on Gossip Girl, like it was like Nate Archibald's family estate that like it was filmed on. I don't know. It was beautiful.

She had so many different looks. She looked incredible. I will say that. Paige is the Bride. I thought that she would be a bit more high maintenance, but she was honestly so chill. The rehearsal dinner night, like the night before her wedding, we like did like a big dinner on the property. And then that was over by like 9 p.m.

And I thought she was going to be like, I need to like look smacks and go to bed. early so I'm like fresh as a daisy in the morning but she's like let's like stay up and like drink beer and smoke sigs and I was like okay so like we did that and it was like a f***ing vibe the day was beautiful it was like 95 degrees and I'm seeing like a ton of comments being like why was it on a Tuesday and I know it was on a Tuesday because of Tommy's tennis schedule and all of his groomsmen were also professional tennis players so I think they were like trying to plan it around the tennis shit. But also a Tuesday wedding

is fiend chic. And now that Paige did a Tuesday wedding, I feel like a lot of things are also going to do a Tuesday wedding. It was a chill vibe. And I think a lot of people thought that I was going to slip up and like accidentally post her before she posted herself. Everyone's like, why haven't you posted page? I'm like,

do you want me to get my fucking dick chopped off? Like, if I posted what page looked like at her wedding before she was able to approve it, I would have been kicked off the property. Like that's like not even a situation where like that would even happen. And I don't know when this episode's coming out, but I'm pretty sure she's doing some like boozy, vogue. So like no one was allowed to post anything at her wedding. My story views for the wedding were quadrupled. I think I had like

800,000 views on my story post just for people thinking I was going to get f*** up and accidentally poster. But I say true to myself and I did not do that. So I'm proud of me for that. There were some Hot groomsmen, I will say that. But I've been kind of in like my celibate era, so I didn't hook up with anyone. I did run into the guy, Mr. Prince Charming. I totally forgot about him. I did run into him because now we frequent at the restaurant that he works at. And I will say this.

Some girl came up to me recently at a party and was like, hey, I just want to like let you know that this guy is going around telling everyone that like you're obsessed with them and that you're available and all this shit. And I'm like, I know he's not talking to me about me like that. I'm never too available for any guy. Also like that's what I've been saying about him. This man, like if I texted him and I was like come over right now, he would be there like under 30 minutes. He's like Domino's Pizza. Like he would be there immediately. So I don't know why he's going out and telling everyone that I'm like obsessed them because baby I promise you, I'm not. I am honestly starting to worry about myself because of the lack of obsession I've

had with men. Like, I just don't care anymore, really, about finding love. But I feel like I am at peace more when I'm single, if that makes any sense. Like, there's no men that are, like, grinding my gears or, like, keeping me up at night. But I do think in the fall, I'm going to be longing for, like, a cuddled buddy. But, like, I haven't hooked up with anyone since June. It's July. So I don't know why I'm making that a big fuss. But yeah. So, I don't know. I'm going to be not a big fuss. But, yeah. So, I'm like, so. I am in my celibate era, which is weird because I feel like every summer I don't hook with anyone. And I feel like summer is the time you should like hook with everyone. But I slugged

myself out too much in the off season. So I'm just trying to like regather my thoughts and regather myself. And I can't be bothered by a single man. So that's where I'm at. But yeah, it's wedding season for sure. Back to the people that are in love. Yeah, it's wedding season for sure. It was really, it's really nice to see like your friends have these like big milestones in life. Seeing them get married, like they were both like crying and it was just like beautiful and they're like so in love and happy. And that's like always great to see with the people that I care about. And my friend Lauren's getting married in October. I'm going to have to speak at that wedding, which I'm a little bit nervous about.

You know it's weird because I'm so camera forward and I feel like I'm free on a podcast like this. but like when I have to do public speaking, I crash the fuck out. Like, I need Badewalkers. So I'm a little worried about that, but I think it'll be fine, honestly. Like, weddings seems stressful. Like, you have to make sure, like, everyone's happy and, like, having good time. And you have, like, talk to everyone. And I will say, like, I don't love small talk with people I haven't seen in a minute.

Like, that's, like, the worst part about weddings, I think, is having conversations with, like, real adults. And to just like, have we been, blah, blah, it's like the same conversation over and over and over again. But yeah, there was like a small amount of influencers there, a lot of family and friends. And I don't think people, a lot of people know this, but like I've been friends with Paige since I was like 14 years old. We worked at the same store on Yantucket. Her grandmother had a house there. My family obviously is a house there.

And she's just always been like that bitch, honestly. She, I mean, I've seen her in so many different phases of life, but the people that she chooses to like surround herself with, she's a very good friend too. So I appreciate her for that. But yeah, I've known her since I was like 14 years old. The attire for the rehearsal dinner was elevated fancy romantic. Like fancy romantic, those are words that I don't use. They're like not my vocabulary. So when I saw fancy romantic, I like texted a couple people and I was like, what is what is, what is, what is?

a fancy romantic ho wench wear to this beautiful wedding and i kind of like typed it into pinterest and i got some ideas so i wore this like very pink draped there was a lot of drapery going on it was i'm gonna say really hard to put on i thought it was really pretty but i posted it on my story and everyone's like like is there like a gun into your head like why are you wearing this like you look like a melting candle i've been getting so many hate comments like recently it's been actually insane, like especially on TikTok. I think people were just shocked to see me in pink and like looking like a girl. It honestly made me reflect on my style because I think I dress in my masculine energy.

I dress like look what I'm wearing right now. I dress for comfort, but I also dress what feels I don't I don't like to dress uncomfortably. Like I when I go out at night and I think about what I should put on my body. I think about a few things. I'm like, am I going to be comfortable? Am I going to be exposed? Are people going to be looking at my tits? And I also don't...

I don't know. Like, I don't want, like, to be, like, squished. I like to just be, like, comfortable when I'm sitting down and drinking, so. All right, ladies, let's get into the segment's questions for me, for the girls. I haven't read through any of these, honestly, yet. But I think I honestly have a better reaction to these questions when I don't go over them.

So let's go through them and let's just yap and talk and be slutty for a second. Do you look in a guy's medicine cabinet when you're in his bathroom? Yes. I look through everything when guys aren't looking honestly, but I haven't been in a man's apartment in so long. Like I have such a beautiful apartment, so why would I want to go to like a crusty, musty males? So usually I've been going against my own rule,

which is like don't have guys over go there so it's easier to leave because it's easier to leave somewhere than to kick a guy out of your bed. But recently, I have just been having guys over, but I've found a good way to kick him out. Anyways, yes, I do go through the medicine cabinet. Also, one of my best friends right now

is hooking up with a guy. This question reminded me of this because she sent me a picture of the other day. She had like a booty call, one over there, and she's just getting to know this guy, and he's like a little weird. He has some weird hobbies. I think he's, like,

growing bananas in his living room or something like he's into like weird niche shit but she sent me a picture she his closet was like a jar like it was like opened up a little bit and in the closet on the floor was the packaging to a bondage set it was like a girl like it was like one of those like under the bed bondage sets like where you would like strap someone to a bed and I was like this is a red flag. Like, why does he have that in the floor of his apartment? Like, I feel like it's important to, like, be aware of your surroundings to look into a cabinet, to look into the closet.

Like, these are strangers at the end of the day. What if he's a fucking serial killer? Or what if he's balding? Like, look for the balding stuff. I'm balding. I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about. But, yeah, I would look through a guy's medicine cabinet. Also, like, maybe he has, like, a Xanax and, like, maybe you need to go to sleep.

like, you know, like it could benefit you in some ways. What do you think about the anti-ghost text? Sorry, I didn't feel a connection, et cetera. I got this once from this actor I was blessing. Before I got this text, I think I would always say like, you know, like be up front, like be confrontational. Like if you don't feel a certain type of way about someone, relay the message instead of ghosting because you don't want to keep that person wondering.

But after I received this very straightforward blunt text Where it was like word vomit of all the reasons He did not fuck with me I was like honestly ignorance is bliss Like I did not need to know all that And it was kind of tears It was coming off of a week of me and him Hooking up he flew me out to L.A.

I was with him and all of his friends We went on to dinner every night I thought we had a great fucking time I landed in New York and I got this text on the way back from the airport and I was like holy fuck. It felt like a mind fuck but like he was really weird.

Honestly, he missed him. He was a good dick though. Okay, next question. Do you have a burner account for stalking? I actually don't. Most of my friends do, especially most of my like influencer friends do. But I don't really stalk many people, to be honest.

There's no one that I'm like keeping tabs on at all times. And if I want to like keep tabs on them, I'll just follow them. Like I don't think that I need a burner account to stock people. I don't have any enemies that I want to like keep tabs on. But I know a lot of girls that do. And I'm like, why are you wasting your energy like thinking about your enemies? I just never understood it. But to each their own, who is on your roster right now?

I'll never say. No one right now, but I am talking to a few different people. A few fun people, honestly. In the summer, I don't really believe in, like, settling or, like, being serious about anything. I feel like everything is just kind of, like, fun and flirty. And, like, that's just kind of how I wanted my summer to look very, like, lighthearted and, like, not wasting my energy, putting it into a guy that probably doesn't give a fuck about me and that just wants a blow job. So that's where I'm at. But, yeah, there's definitely a few guys that I'm talking to.

It's always good to have a rotation. I'm not trying to put all my eggs in one basket, definitely. Okay, if you leave something small in a guy's apartment, like a lip gloss, would you return to get it? I don't know. I feel like this can only like broke energy. Just like get any lip gloss. But I feel like some people do that to have a reason to return. I've never done that.

I feel like that's like a crazy bitch move. Like that's some calculated shit. I mean, I get it and I'm sure it works. But I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think I'm like in the moment smart enough to like come up with shit like that. I know girls that will like leave diamonds behind so they have a reason to come back. I'm like, why risk that? Have you ever been banned or kicked out of a bar or restaurant?

I have been kicked out of a restaurant once a couple of winters ago on Nantucket. There's this bar in town and I went into the men's bathroom that was like on the wharf. it wasn't even in connection to the restaurant. It was just like across from it. And the guy that worked at the restaurant and said you can't go into the men's bathroom. It was like a single stall and me and Graden just went in there to like Kiki.

I just went it with him. And it's like I was like fucking Graden in the bathroom. Like let's be real. And I'm not going to lie. I felt like I kind of had a target my back going in. Like the people there did not like that I came in through the back. And like they were kind of just like thinking I was too cool for school or like kind of had that energy and i don't think i had that energy it was hammered

probably didn't even know where i was and i went to the bathroom at grade and they kicked us both out but like the bar was shitty it was like one of the shittier bars on hand took it so i wasn't mad and i ever turned since but yeah i've been kicked out of a restaurant before but like i'm not like a crazy drunk like that might shock a lot of people but like when i go out and drink i don't make a scene I usually get mute. Like, when I'm really fucked up, I stop talking. I'm not like rambunctious and like sloppy and like falling out. I might be a little sloppy.

But like I'm not like falling all over the place and like being like, you know, disrespectful in any way. But how can the girl stop themselves from drunk texting? Girl, if I knew I would stop. But like I can't stop myself from drunk texting. I went out last night to this GQ party. I woke up this morning. It's almost like I went A to Z in my contacts and texted every single guy that I've ever

given a single amount of molecule attention to. Like, it was honestly embarrassing. It was fucking Wednesday night and I'm texting everyone asking where they're at at 5 a.m. It was tears. But, like, yeah, I don't know. I feel like drunk texting is cute though. Like, you know the saying like drunk thoughts, drunk words or sober thoughts or something? something like that is not saying yeah so I think like if you drunk text someone it's almost like a

compliment to them not that we're trying to like be out here like complimenting guys but like I think that like it can't be taken wrong because in your drunken state you're thinking about texting that person so it's kind if you look at it it's like a kind gesture and we spread kindness around these parts so I think it's a good thing I don't think there's anything wrong with drunk texting. If you have something to say, you should say it. And I believe that. What questions are people asking your DMs the most right now? The most DMs I'm getting right now are about my fucking botched Botox because I can't smile. And guys, I did not realize this until recently until people started clocking me on the 4th of July about how my smile is botched and downward.

Okay, let me just tell you this. I am a strong fucking advocate. kit for Botox. Like, I don't think this is a case of botched Botox. I think this is a case of me asking for too much Botox. There's not a single muscle in my face that can work right now properly. The thing about Botox is it's temper. You know, I'm a very low maintenance person. So, yes, I'm getting clocked for having a gummy smile right now.

And, you know, it's funny because Hannah Burner is going through the same exact facial thing right now. like we can't smile above this. I think mine's like a touch better than hers. Like she really can't smile. Like her smile was completely flat. We were actually DMing about it. And I was like we should do like a, you know,

we should have like a botched Botox crossover episode or something. I think that would be hilarious. But the thing was Botox is it wears off. I just need to like let it settle a little bit. But I am getting absolutely eaten alive in my comment section. Specifically on TikTok, there was a video that went extremely viral recently my most viewed video ever on TikTok

I think I was like 10 million views now it has 5,000 comments and they're all dedicated to just telling me that I'm like too thin but from that all the trolls come out of the woodworks I have people calling me chopped in every fucking language under the sun because that's how going viral works

okay so like first a video is pushed out to your followers if your followers engage with it and it'll get pushed out to a bigger group of people people and if those people engage with it then it gets pushed out to like the whole fucking world so people are commenting in every language under the sun every continent ever just telling me i looked like shit people are saying it look like walton goggins and stephen tyler and just like really like great even grading goes you look like jennifer coolidge like i just like i can't move my face it's bad but it made for good content honestly built some lore

What's the most expensive thing A guy has bought you on a date? I was supposed to be a billionaire I dated in 2023. He would just always get me experiences rather than things. Nice wine, like thousands and thousands of dollars of wine probably spend dinners. I think those are probably the nicest things

the guys ever got in me. I don't really think I've ever received a nice gift from a guy besides like them bringing me to like their friends' islands. and shit like that, but I don't think a guy's ever, like, got me, like, jewelry. That's fucked up shit. I never thought about that. I would want to watch.

There was that freak billionaire, billionaire guy that lied about his whole existence, even about, even a fake fucking friend jacks. And the guy I was talking about back in February that said he was going to get me a watch. But, like, then it turned out he was lying about his whole existence. So that didn't work out. And then he threatened to sue me.

And I was like, oh, that's tears beyond. But you live and you learn. But yeah, I don't think I've ever gotten a nice gift from a guy besides travel stuff or a nice wine. Have you ever had a casual hookup turn too clingy too fast? Yeah, I mean, I'm like higher in bed. So like, why wouldn't you cling to that? I get clingy too, though. I get dignitized really quickly.

So I think I get very clingy right off the bat. but I snap out of it pretty quickly because my ADHD. But, yeah, I mean, I've had guys that are clingy, but, like, thank God that you don't have to reply to everyone. Like, the easiest way to get rid of a guy is just, like, stop replying to them. It's not like they're going to show up to your house. That's never happened to me, but I have, like, a good dormant, so that wouldn't even be the case.

But, yeah, guys can get clingy. But I feel like I'm the clingy one when I get dignitized. So I don't want to get that twisted. If you feel like you have chemistry with a guy, how do you know it's not one-sided? I mean, how do you know anything a guy's thinking? They're all fucking stupid. But I don't know. I just feel like the way a guy looks at you is very telling, like eye contact and, you know,

guys are very simple people. I feel like they're a bit more direct because I feel like they use less brainpower than we do for some reason when it comes to their approach. with dating and stuff. Like girls, I feel like they overthink every little piece of communication or any little thing, body language. Like, we like break it down and analyze it. Or as guys, I feel like they're very simple.

If they want you, it'll be very clear off the bat. So I don't know. I've never been in a situation where I think chemistry is one-sided. Because chemistry, it takes two to tango. Like, there's a difference between, like, having intention and pursuing and, like, undeniable chemistry where you, like, can't put it into words, but there is some sort of connection there. where you like feel the vibes.

Chemistry is like Wi-Fi. Like it's there but you can't see it. Does that make sense? Like you know when you feel a vibe with someone. There's a difference between that and like being like, I'm gonna like try to make this work and like, I want to like you. I should like you for all the right reasons because you're a good guy.

You look good on paper. Like we should like each other. But there's a difference between like, okay, like, yeah. But do we have chemistry? Like, is there an underlying vibe that we can't put into words, but it's like they're connecting us? Let me use Love Island as a great example because a lot of those people are in it for the money and the fame. And so they're like in a connection, but there's a lack of, there's either chemistry or no chemistry. But I feel like other people can see that.

Have you ever met a couple where it's like they clearly have good chemistry? But have you ever met a couple where it's like they have no chemistry? at all. Something just not clicking. You can't even put into words, which is why I'm struggling here. Is it embarrassing to ask the Uber for the ox? No, it's not embarrassing because you are paying for the ride and I think that like, especially if you're in a black car and like they say that they don't have ox, I'm like kind of like, what the fuck?

Like what am I paying the extra fee for? But I know, I always feel like a burden. I don't think it's a bad thing, but like it's kind of, I don't know. I don't always ask for the ox. That's why I carry headphones on me. What is an excuse to get a guy to leave your apartment? The thing I've been using is like I have an early call. Yeah, I usually say I have something work related.

It usually works unless it's like on a weekend. Then it's like, why do you have a work thing on a Sunday morning? Like that kind of collapses that argument. But honestly, I'm usually just like I want to go to bed. I want to be able to sleep. I kind of gaslight them. I'm like, if you're here, like I'm just not going to want to like keep my hands off of you and I really need a good night's rest.

I kind of gaslight them into thinking like they're so hot and attractive. Like I couldn't like help myself to be around them in a sleeping setting. That's usually what I say. And they're like, aw. So use that. Where have you been getting your clothes from recently? Two minds next to pastis is my favorite store in New York or Brigdorf. I've been trying to be better about my shopping addiction, though,

because it was really bad last year, and I've been trying to reel it in a little bit. And, like, when my parents come to town, like, we love to go shopping. We love to go uptown to Bergdorf and to Sachs and, like, do all those things. So, like, I just save, like, all my shopping wants and needs for when my parents are in town and usually works out in my favor. But I don't have as big of a shopping addiction as I feel like a normal girl does.

Maybe it's because, like, I don't know. Like my friends are like, they have a bag addiction. Like the purse. Not like a cocaine addiction. They have a bag addiction. They buy so many bags. I use the same bag every fucking time I go out.

I don't care what outfit I'm wearing. I don't care what season it is. Same fucking bag. And my friends are like you need like, and it's not even a bag I bought. It was gifted to me. And it's like not even like a nice bag. I just like don't care about bags.

I feel like this audio is going to get clipped. to like some like cocaine at it but like you know what I mean I don't like bags does New York City truly feel more empty in the summer yes especially the members clubs I feel like everyone's out east or like in Europe and I'm jealous but like I don't really spend most weekends here anyways in the summer I try to be on Nantucket I've been in Europe a lot but yeah it definitely feels empty if you're doing your summer correctly there's no reason for you to be in Newark, in 100 degree weather, in like an underground members club. Like, that sounds kind of like my worst nightmare.

But if I'm in town, I will be there. Thank you. What are some upcoming projects, campaigns, or events you're looking forward to for the rest the year? Honestly, the things I'm looking forward to the most this year are more surrounded, like, weddings, like my best friends getting married and, you know, family stuff. I could give less of a shit about fashion week and stuff like that I feel like I'm putting my energy more to things

about things I actually love and care about rather than like the you know the cloudy stuff I'm like I'm kind of over it I'm honestly dreading fashion week I'm already thinking about it because they're like how you like you need to like hire a publicist again because fashion week's slowly approaching I'm like I do not want to do that but like on the flip of that

I'm going to be bummed if I'm not invited to the cool shit that all my friends are going to. So there's that. I think this year will have like a lot of cool moments. I mean, now that my brothers are more involved in the social media stuff, I'm trying to like do more family things with them online. So hopefully there's like more moments like that this year. So looking forward to that. Okay, for this next segment, let's do He's a 10, but.

And I'm going to be very honest. honestly I haven't met a guy that's been a 10 in a minute I do look for red flag so a lot I get the ick super quick recently okay he's a 10 but he wears beanies in the summer I was making out with a guy last night that was wearing a beanie but like I was like what's under there like I want to know more

like what secrets are you keeping under your beanie but I honestly think he probably just had a bad hair day I can't even talk like when I'm feeling chopped and bald I'll wear a fucking hat and people will clock me for that shit but it makes me feel better when people can't see the top of my head if he is like a lot of tattoos that I think he can still be a 10 but if he's like chopped and screwed he's a 7 no he's a 10 but he doesn't send a car for a dinner I think this is okay I I think it's kind of a guy does that

because if you're gonna ask you to dinner it almost look at it as like a you know it's like a brand trip. Honestly, they should be paying for every expense, you know? So yeah, he should be getting you a car. I still think he's a 10. I don't really care that much. I'm sure there's some divas out there that do, but I think he's still at 10. I mean, I'd still let him crack, probably. I don't know. All right, he's a 10, but he only lives in the city for half the year. He's probably 12. That means he's probably really rich. He's probably domiciles in Florida for tax purposes. And that's fucking hot. If you can say you're a snowbird that domiciles in Florida,

like I want to suck your dick. Moment of silence for that. I think that that's okay. I mean, I mean, I only spend half the year in New York City. It feels like I'm always traveling. And honestly, winter's here fucking blow. And summer's here fucking blow. I really only want the spring and fall.

It'd be a hot take, but I really only want this spring and fall. If he's only doing half the year in New York He's probably really fucking rich That's all I have to say He's a 10, but he runs an Instagram for his dog He's gay He could still be a 10, but he is gay I take that back

But like I don't know I only know girls I do that Like Zara Callagher has Duke the Golden I have never seen a guy I run an Instagram account for his dog I feel like he should be working No? Like, who has the time to do that? Besides Zara.

I don't know. Like, I wouldn't entertain a guy that has an Instagram for his dog, but I don't know. He's a five now. He's a 10, but he's a DJ. I don't have a DJ fetish, like most of my girlfriends. I think, but if he's a DJ, I think there's something about a guy, like, you know, on the wiki board. Like, what makes him, like, a little bit hotter. Like, I've seen guys that are seven that elevate towards a nine because of their DJ persona.

I think it makes a guy hotter, honestly. So, yeah, they probably are unloyal bastards, but, like, they could still be a 10. He's a 10, but he wants to split the bill. He is dead. We don't do that. I don't know how many times have to say on the show that, like, splitting the bill on a first date is a fucking crime against humanity. That is the most unsettling concept ever.

And like, me and my dad talked about this when he came on my show. He like can't even wrap his mind around a guy that wants to split the bill. If you're asking me out on a date, you are paying for everything. You invited me. You should be paying for the fucking dinner. Like, it's just such a bad look. If you want your dick sucked, don't ask for the bill to be split. Like that gives like brokey vibes.

Like if you want to not get laid, ask us with the bill. That's the quickest way to drive a bitch up, I promise you. He's a zero and he has a vagina. Okay, next. He's a 10, but he only is friends with women. He's either gay or a whore. I don't believe in men having girl best friends. Just because I feel like,

I feel like I could get into a mind of a man and I don't think their intentions are always pure. If you have a fucking hot-ass girlfriend, that's just a friend, I just don't buy it. That makes sense. Yeah, like if a guy that I was like trying to crack was like, hi, meet my best friend Bella Hadid. I'd be like, fuck you.

He's three now. Okay, he's a 10, but he's old enough to be your father. He's an 11. I think that's hot. I love an age gap. One goes up, obviously. I mean, the oldest guy I've ever hooked up with is in his 50s. I would never like, they just like know what they're doing, honestly.

But I would never date someone in their 50s. I don't think I would even date someone in their 40s. Like, I don't want to like have a kid with someone when, you know, by the time that kid's 18, I'm like a widow. I don't know if I'm doing the math correctly there. But like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't want, like, a really... Because then they, like, die.

And you're like, where'd you go? Like, I don't know. Like, I feel like it would just be, like, a lonely later in life situation. But also, like, there's definitely generation to generation. Like, what do you can't have that much in common. The generate... Especially now with technology and social media and shit like that, like, there is a major mental gap between me and some of them in the 50s. Like, they don't understand a lot of things.

Like how are they gonna like know how to like take a good picture of me like they don't know the angles Like what if they posted on Facebook and they don't face at me first like I'd be fucking livid You know so but like to hook up with like once like like like yeah like I think an older guy's hot He's a 10 but he's best friends with your ad He is he's it's it's hot get with your fucking best get with the best friend what did your ex do to you I don't know I think this is situational but if you get the green light to hook up with your ex's best friend and maybe he's hot like I would do it and piss off your ex but like is that

the smartest thing to do probably not but like is it fun and hot and will you feel like good after yes so I think still 10 he's 10 but he refers to himself as an alpha male Oh, my God, I can't with these men, these fucking terms, like, from the Greek alphabet. If a guy has to claim that he's an alpha male, he's already giving beta energy even saying that. Like, that's just, like, so cringed me. It's giving gym bro. You know, like, a guy that, like, takes a lot of selfies in the gym, like, flexing.

And he eats, like, a lot of, like, protein and, like, the protein powder and shit. Like, I can't deal with guys that, like, do that. So if a guy I was seeing was, like, honestly, he was like, I'm alpha. Like, what are you like an animal? Like, I can't with you. He's a two. He's 10, but he's a mama's boy. I don't hate a mama's boy. I actually love him. I think it's really if how a man treats his mom is, I feel like a reflective of how, you know, he's going to treat you. I think if a guy doesn't respect his mom, it's a really big red flag. Like, I got that doesn't have respect for his parents in general and like kind of gives them lip in general is a big

ick to me but i just don't like when guys like play into mama's being a mama's boy in dating apps it's honestly something i look out for when i am swiping if a guy puts a picture of him and his mom in like a couple slides on a dating profile he's trying to send a message but it's just very transparent if that makes any sense like we get it like you like your mom eating that's going to win over a girl and that to me is you know it feels inauthentic in a lot of ways so it depends i like a mama's boy but not if it's played up too much okay next we're going to do a segment dilemmas for the friends let's go into friend dilemmas we all have friend dilemmas and honestly those can be harder to navigate your platonic friendships can be harder to navigate than you know the

romantic ones because I feel like when it's a romantic situation if it's with a guy or whatever like it's easier to be like oh chalk it up to just them being fucking losers but like with friends it's a little bit more tricky okay dilemma number one your best friend breaks up with a guy she hated for three months a year later he slides into your DMs is he completely off limits forever or is there a wiggle room on short-term exes there's so much dick out there there. There's a lot of people on this planet. I think to be recycling dick in this economy with your friend, it just seems too tricky and risky. You know, it's also like he knows that

your friend, it's slimy of him, it's already giving red flags. I don't think there's wiggle room. I think that it's a no-go. Unless your friend gives you the green light and like truly does not give a fuck about this guy. But like, I think it's kind of shady. So, yeah, I mean, I would say no. Like, yeah, short-term axes. I just feel like there's too much dick out there. I'm going to end it with that. Delamma number two. You see your friend's boyfriend at a bar in the lower you side,

sitting on the same side of the booth with another girl. You don't have hard proof he's cheated, but the vibe seemed bad. How do you play it? You text your friend immediately, FaceTime him, go over to the table, pour a drink of water on top of his head, splash in his face, slap the girl in the head. No, I'm just kidding. Don't hit the girl.

I don't condone violence. on this podcast, but yeah, that's fucking shady. If the vibes seem bad, tell your friend immediately. Like, you're texting your under the table immediately. And I would also try to make eye contact with the guy. Like, does the guy see you? Like, I don't know, it seems shady, but also, like, yeah, it's shady. I think he's a cheater and he's a loser.

All right, number three. Your friend is soft launching a guy on Instagram, who you know is a huge player. Do you say something? Yeah, obviously you say something, but also is your friend blind? Like, I feel like players are so hard to, like, you know, hide the fact that they're a player. I feel like being a player is very loud. So your friend either has really bad taste or she's just, like, oblivious in trying to, you know, ignore head flags. But, yeah, I would fucking say something if you're a good friend.

Come on now. all right so number four your friend confesses to you that her boyfriend won't let her post any pictures of him what is your advice dump him i mean won't let you post any fucking pictures of him what is your keeper like i don't know like i feel like that's a red flag if a guy doesn't want you to post them it usually means that he's trying to hide it from other girls he's like doesn't want other girls to know that he's off the market so yeah i would say that's an extremely red flag and that you should probably break up with that guy immediately or tell your friend that that's really suspect and that's how i'd play that okay guys i'm gonna go finish this pizza maybe take a quick nap carry out my day but i love spending this beautiful afternoon having a solo episode with you guys

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