Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Chad Batchelder is The Truth

Episode Date: June 11, 2026

HI LADIES!! Chaddy Batch is here off his generational run, with a fresh injectable of peptides to prove it. Hallie and Chad break down Chad's new content creation era, his date last night, and the single life. Then the sibs break down some pop culture headlines before getting deep: what's misunderstood about Chad's personality, his coping mechanisms, and his thoughts on plastic surgery! PS. Drake, come on the Chaddy pod. BYEEE! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Boston doesn't smell like that. Boston's so clean. I know, but there's motion here. I know, but like, I created dumb motion in Boston. Just, and if I was here, I probably have a lot of motion. Did we sound like idiots? We sound like we said motion 19 times. No, no, I'd be motion maxing here, but I feel like in Boston, like motion mediuming. Let's get Extra Dirty.

Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I have a very exciting guest on today. It is the Chad Batchelder, the one and only Chad Batchelder. I like that, the one and only. You're on a generational run right now. That's new, yeah. No, things have been pushing. It's called motion.

Yeah, there's lots of motion. I was talking to my producer today, Marshall, the one and only Marshall. And I was like, what are the things that, like, Chad is going to want to talk about today? And it was like, motion, his generational run and his good skin. Ooh, I like that. Whoa. I do have good skin now. It's been glowing lately.

Yeah. You know what I think people should hop on? I have to like promote any like brands here but peptides I think are Dude I don't think that's a brand It's not a brand but like I'm not gonna say the brand I get it from You know but peptides GHKCU Being one of them hair skin nails

You've tried it right? Yeah I mean I've definitely You're blowing I have but I also just like did put a bunch of Metacube on my face Shout out MediCube it's Korean skincare fucking back So you're promoting today But I'm promoting medicare Q but I'm not promoting peptides. I don't think I've told the internet that I've been on them. But do you do the injectables or do you do like the topical.

Injectibles. Because it's better for you. The topical I've heard like. Makes you grow a tail. Like not grow a tail but like just like a little fucking little whiskers or something. Wait really? No, no. No.

But if you inject it, it's what do they call it? It's subsancius. Like below the skin. Brows a scientist. Yeah, yeah. Generational run. Generation. Motion, good skin, scientist.

No, but I injected it because I think it's, like, healthier for you. And it's not, like, as sketchy. But when I first did it, it's obviously weird, like, poking yourself. But I never really gave a follow. Someone told me about peptides, like, not too long ago. And they were, like, everyone in Hollywood's doing it. And I was like, low-key, why aren't we doing it? I mean, I did my research.

Do you think you notice a difference? Yeah, 100%. I think the GHCCU is probably the biggest one that. It cleared your skin. It did. Well, I have a great skincare routine. I'll fucking shout them, bitch, you know. Like, yeah, do it right now.

Yeah, Bilagique Rajircay. I do the P-50. In Viron, I do the Cebu gel wash to start, then the P-50, and then maybe some fucking toner or some serum. And then I lock it in with the Sarave. Serave? Yeah, Sarvee. Yeah, Sarvee locks it in.

I lock it in with the lightweight Sarvei, and I think that's just, like, my go-to. I think happy weight survey is. honestly the best lotion and skincare product to use in the summer time especially when you're like getting some sun yeah i just like feel like i i sweat a lot so if i had had heavy moisturizer on my skin yeah then i would just be like would you ever get botocs no i like i like to be like as natural as possible but like one day one day i'll probably because i have like eye wrinkles yeah you do okay all right now i'm gonna get it i have eye wrinkles too yeah yeah But I feel like that's just like comes with, you know, age.

And just like drinking every day. Bender. Benders. Stress. I've been on the craziest bender. Tell me about it, bro. It's just been like crazy, like non-stop. Like now that the motion's like motioning.

But I feel like you're like so happy and on top of the world right now. I am. You're taking over the internet. And I appreciate that. I am happy. I love posting now. Like I used to just have like fears about it. It's like a hit of dopamine.

Yeah, yeah. And now I'm just like. Like who gives a fuck? Like I want to like post that I laugh at. You know what I mean? No, like you come up with shit And I'm like, how did you fucking think of that? Yeah.

That's so funny. And not all of people have that talent. I always told you. I encourage you to post. I'm like, you have this natural talent that not everyone has. Like,

I'm so jealous that you even have it. And I'm the one posting and Sammy's posting and you're the one out of all of us that aren't posting. Like it was crazy to me. I got my mind around it. And I give you credit for like peer pressureing me

into posting because. I bullied him. Yeah, because like it's worked out. I'm having fun with it. And there's money there. There's money and like I didn't have money for a bit and it sucked. Like I was so upset and just like finally having money and like not having a fucking, you know, mom. And getting money to be yourself is such a freeing and empowering feeling.

And people like are starting to come up to me and like take pictures with me and are just super cool. And my favorite thing is being able to like show that like show the side of me that's not on. on social media. What is that? How do you think? Just like we're nice people. Like we post what we post. We're not entitled.

No. I mean like that will sound crazy to say. We buy into the whole like entitlement thing. I buy into the jester bit. You know what I mean? But like I get serious and I feel like don't get the jester shit twist it guys. No, I think there should be a balance in life between jester and depth. But what people want to see is what I'm going to post.

And like also what I want to see. Like I want to post funny shit that makes me feel like a fucking kid, you know what I mean? And I still am a kid, so might as well take advantage of that. Like when I started posting, there was this whole wave of like the clean girl aesthetic and there was thirst traps and just like being like this like it was almost like a mood board Pinterest board of what like the most fantasized life and perfect life was on the internet. Like Kim K, everyone wanted the BBL. Well, no, I kind of like think about like OG influencers like OG girl influencers. Who are those? Like, clean girl aesthetic.

I used to think of like, Paige Lorenz. Great example. Like, her whole feed is curated and gorgeous. Like, she's very clean girl aesthetic. She's just like a great businesswoman too. She's really talented. Me and her gonna do some work together. Is it on the DL?

It's on the DL, but it's gonna be sick. But I was saying, like, when I started posting, I was like, there's no one posting about, like, being home over and, like, talking about, like, vulnerable shit and kind of like, just being like, you know, you want to highlight the good? Yeah. 100% and like the nice life you have but also you want to highlight like your you know

insecurities and the hangovers and shit that like every day-to-day person goes through exactly you want to highlight the stuff that people feel but won't talk about yeah and so like having someone like you who like I respected so much that you just wake up and like just are on it like recording this and I'm like fuck like I mean like I need to drink a water or something like let's talk about Bagawi weekend yeah we need to touch on that because you killed it like you because you were because you were spamming post and that just goes to show that spamming like well obviously we have motion or a we emotion or a but just spamming that like everyone's like keeping up with it you know it's like almost like a reality tv show within itself no and i was

behind the camera i honestly wasn't in front of the camera a lot you were in front of the camera a lot yeah Because I was like, it was great for me. It was really great for me because I gained thousands and thousands of followers. People just like started to like see who I am. So like I think that's like a good start to something that's gonna. Yeah, stay for sure. What's your five year plan? I hate that question when people ask me that by the way.

Five year plan. But like do you have anything like that you want to do that would be so sick to you in the next few years that you're like? I definitely want to start my own podcast. At first I was like skeptical because I didn't want to like copy. you or do the same thing but then I'm like why not like we all do what we like to do like I think my my most like my most comfortable state is when I'm just chilling like spewing with someone who I can connect with and just like making it my own thing I think would be awesome and I think it would pop off I mean I don't think that would you guys would love it no it'd be

fucking hilarious and I've been telling you to do that for a long time maybe it could be under the unwell umbrella maybe yeah we'll we'll talk about it what would be the premise of it Just like yip yapping or like... Just yip yapping? I want to get just like funny people. I want people like laughing the whole time. Like who would be your dream guest? Ooh, dream guest like...

Like, uh... Like honestly like Drake, bro, I think, because he's, he livestreams and he's so funny. Like, besides from being a rapper, he's so funny and like, just like someone like that who can like be, be like a bunch of everything, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Like old yadi? Yeah.

Just someone. Liliani, I've seen him on podcast. Yeah. I think it's the same podcast I saw break on. Yeah, yeah. Altoffs. Yeah. And they're just like so funny.

So funny. Just like people you'd want to hang out with it. Yeah. Have you seen a Kid Cutty's podcast? Big Cuddy's not. Yeah, his first guest was Kylie Jenner. It was crazy motion. Yeah, that's a lot of motion.

They must be like good friends, obviously. No, yeah. And I don't think Kylie Jenner just like a ton of podcasts. But what else we went up to? You went on a date last night. Yeah. I went on a day last night with this girl. Tell me about the single life in general.

The single life? I mean, what's it been? Six months. And it's been like awesome, I think, for my personal career. It's been very, like, freeing, just being able to focus on myself. I feel like I've, you know, all my energy back. All your energy back. And just, like, I'm also glad that there's no, like, hate towards her, no bad feelings.

Like, obviously just wanting the best for her and, you know, doing the best. for me is what mattered. Yeah, I think you both got to a point where you both needed to do what was the best for yourselves in different areas. And I'm happy to hear that she's doing well, but the single life has just been like awesome. Like not even just in like going out and meeting girls and stuff. Like I haven't really been doing that, to be honest. But just like being able to like hunker down, focus on work, focus on my health.

Like I drop fucking 30 pounds this year. like fucking crazy. So just shit like that's like I'm glad I made the mature decision, the life decision to like. Yeah. And I was trying to tell you this earlier. And I've been saying this for a long time because I'm your big sis and I know, I like to know things. I know. I'm like this is the only time.

And for people listening, I will say this to all of you. This is the only time your 20s where you can be selfish. You don't have to think about anyone else besides you and being the best version of yourself. Yeah. Because in a couple years, you're going to have to think about your husband or your significant other or a baby's ass that you need to wipe or something else that's not focused around you. You take the time. Yeah. Take all the time you need to just be like the best version of yourself.

I'm seeing that like a bunch of like my buddies are starting to get engaged and shit. I'm like, I can engage like I can barely pay my own fucking rent. So like what do you mean? Like so but everyone has their own path, their own pace of life. So I'm just going with what? I just wish that like, you know, like, I feel like people judge us for like the single path at this age where like I don't judge people for like the relationship path.

You can't judge someone for anything. Like whatever makes someone happy is fucking, is their thing and you can sit on the sideline. But do you think that people, especially my age, do you think that people look at someone in my age that's single and honestly not really looking being like, oh, I wonder what's wrong with her? No.

Not at all. I think you're 28. Yeah, and I think if I could have a boyfriend tomorrow, I couldn't have a boyfriend tomorrow. I think you have a million boyfriends. But like, I think you're having so much fun with like what you do and having a boyfriend. Obviously, you could make it work,

but I think, I don't know, like I've always said this to you. I think guys might be even scared to like be in a relationship because you're, no, and I think it's like, like girls, girls probably feel the same way about me. like just because I'm so out there and like, you know, the Chad maxing shit is like me with a bunch of girls around me and like, you know what I mean? So like, I mean, you do. Yeah.

And it's fun. It's whatever. But it's on with girls. I'm going to say a really nice thing about you. Yeah. Ooh. Let's go. Flip this.

Chad has this charisma to him where he walks into a room. In everyone, it's like he's like a. a moth to a flame, whether it's people, like guys or girls, they just want to be around him, either cracking jokes with him or getting his attention. And I think you can make anyone in the room, even if it was like a dead body, I think you could make them laugh. I appreciate that. But also, I agree.

You know what I mean? Like, I'm the truth, to be honest. You're the Kim K of this whole shit, and you paved the way for us to all have platforms. But I believe you like I'm the truth like I have I feel like I have a gift of something that I've always had Whether that's just like fucking rhythm, you know what I mean like I just like I just have this like and I don't try at it I hate when people are like yo do that again do it like I can't recreate I can't recreate just fucking float out of my mouth I didn't have to think about it and so like that's what I don't know I'm trying to take advantage of that You're just like a natural yeah I appreciate that yeah

But so are you. Like me and you are very similar in that aspect. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's why we've always been fucking twins. Twins. So this is what happened today. I had a flight to Nashville.

I just woke up so hungover and I was like Nashville sounds like the last place I want to be right now. And I could barely get out of bed. It's a lot. It's like just a lot of fucking honky tonk. You know what I mean? It's a lot. Every bar is like nine stories tall. Yeah, bro.

And I'm cool with it. But like, If I felt better and didn't have an 8 a.m. flight had to be up at 6, I'd be like, cool. But I went to bed at like four. You were to be at 4? Yeah, I was listening to like fucking Dido, like Leon Bridges. And also I stayed at the Soho Grand, which is like the nicest hotel. I've been many hotels.

But Soho Grand, the room was like, like, I was like, can I get this as an apartment? No, yeah. I lived there for a month when I first moved to New York. It's awesome. When me and Marker were trying to find apartments. Yeah. What do you think? Like people always ask me should I move to New York.

I mean, I think once you get a little bit more emotion Yeah. In your, over the summer, I think that will happen. I think you're going to want to be here. I think a lot of events are going to take you here. I do want to be here, but it's so fucking gross and it smells like piss and shit. And like, you know what I mean? And like Boston doesn't smell like that.

Boston's so clean. I know, but there's motion here. I know. But like, I created. dumb motion in Boston. If I was here, I'd probably have a lot of motion. Yeah, yeah. Do we sound like idiots?

We sound like we said motion 19 times. No, no, I'd be motion maxing here, but I feel like in Boston, I'm like motion mediuming, you know? No, I think you'd be motion maxing here for sure. But I think being a jester with motion in New York City is better than a jester-mogging motion-maxing person in Boston. I feel that. Could we cheers max on that?

Yeah, what are we pre-gaming today? Six-seven. What are we pre-gaming tonight? I don't know. What are we doing? I'm just here for an accidental other day, so I'm so glad I am because I can hop on this. Mala Laga.

We're going Kith I-B, which is a sick members club. Okay. And they were generous enough to be like, do you want to get dinner here? Someone that I know at Shamer Go. And I'm excited to try it out. It's mostly insane. Yeah.

It's like the most exclusive. Members Club in New York City. I'm with it. I have no plans. You have to come, though. Mm-hmm. All right, let's do a little segment, pop culture topics. I'm going to ask you some things, and I want your takes on them. I don't even know if you're going to know a few of these.

I might. What do you think about clavicular getting a nose job? Getting a nose job? Yeah. I mean, he's a looks maxer. Like, that's his job is to look smack. Yeah, I guess it's kind of on brand. It's on brand.

Like, he can, you know what? I respect it. Like, obviously, clivicular has his, has his non cool things, but I respect the fact that he just is himself. I think just the fact that he can just go and spew and say it with his chest, and people are like, damn.

You can't really cancel someone like that because he doesn't give a fuck. He literally doesn't give a fuck. And so, like, you have to respect something about that in my case, but I don't know, I think him getting a nose job, if you want to get a nose job, go get a fucking nose job.

I'm not going to get on him. I don't know if I could ever give not a fuck to that level, but I really don't give a fuck. No, like, why would, like, I only give a fuck about, like, what I think. Like, what do you think about apology videos when people are, like, apologizing the internet? Because, like, have you ever seen those where, like, James Charles is, like... I think it's whack, and I think it's all for just, like, likes and fucking comments and whatnot. But, like, I think if you really cared about apologizing someone, you fucking pull up on them face-to-face. and you apologize and you hash it.

Do you think instead apologizing to the internet, you should apologize face-to-face the person. Yeah, I mean, I'll never like change for the internet stuff, you know? Like, I'll do me and it'll be good. But like when it comes to authenticity, like you got to like, I'm not posting about anyone else online. I'm posting about me only. Yeah.

But I feel like that's what makes someone successful in the space is like if you're, if you're. I guess it's like a collab, it's almost like a collab, I guess. Like, what, when you do an apology? If you do an apology about someone else, it's like, because maybe they'll, maybe they'll fire back. Yeah. I had so much fun at the garage event yesterday. Yeah, let's talk about garage.

Yeah. Shout at the garage. They really put on a fun event. Yeah. I love the fucking outfits, too. We're all matching. It was just a vibe. No, it was a vibe.

They put on really good events. They do. I've been to a bunch of influencer events. Yeah. They just get it. I don't know if it's something. something in the Montreal water or something up there in Canada. Is that where it?

The headquarters are, yeah. I love the team. The people were so cool. So cool. So nice. No, definitely. And it's going to be a garage summer. Yeah.

No, shout out garage. That was sick. Yeah. We played a bunch of different games. And like, influencer events can be so fucking insufferable. Can I tell you about influence events that I've only been to a couple? Yeah. You go.

If you have an open bar, fucking I'm there. Like that, that's what makes everything like so fun. on not to be the music yeah yeah like the music was low i went up to the fucking speaker like you know had that shit knocking everyone was happy like no we were happy maxing you need people like us at influencer events no we like made everyone feel welcome happy giggily my favorite thing is like yo what's up fucking chat like what's your name you know what I mean like some people aren't like that like because they have like what 100,000 followers 500,000 followers 500,000 followers There's a sense of entitlement.

I think that people feel when they have a follow. I feel that from some of you fuckers too. Oh. And it's weird. Yeah, I'm looking in the camera. It's weird. It's weird. But no, it's just weirdo behavior.

Like, who gives a fuck? How many followers you have? You know, like, literally I've been saying that for years. Who gives a fuck? Like, but I'll be getting defensive. Like, I'm thinking of something specific. What do you think of? I'm not thinking of anything.

I'm just like, I was talking about it with someone the other day. Speaking about influencer events, you just, hosted one. Yeah. Let's talk about that. You had fucking Bobby Blandino there. Bro. He's a jester.

I love him. No, Bobby is one of my favorite people I've ever met ever. Like that kid is just happy on life. He's happy on life. And he just like, everything we say, we just bounce. We're just bouncing. Me him and Sam in the same room was so fun. We threw that darte brunch event, which was.

Where is that? It, well, Darte is like the, the, I don't know what you want to call it. the fucking brand that's hosting us you know what I mean Darte as a brand it's like a like a they want to bring like influencers and creators yeah it's like hospitality and then they want to like just promote their fucking brunt spot so do they where was the brunt spot it was so jester it was at a king's bowling alley but that's like perfect it's perfect yeah and like you just if you're with the right people like we'll make it fun and like

maybe there are 20 people in there and We made it so fun. The clips looked fun just because we were having a blast. But yeah, that fucking kid, Bobby is, I think he's one of one, man. In his own, in his own. He's always just smiling, giggling, and just moving your shoulders and, like, a certain. He's just swaggy. He's the kid.

You guys kind of feed off each other as, like, mannerisms. 100%. And it's, like, the reason I appreciate people like that is because Boston, I just, you don't get that. Like, you start recording yourself, like, doing a TikTok in the middle of the street in Boston. And they don't link it? People will literally stop and be like, yo, are you on

drugs? You know what I mean? Yeah, in New York. Yeah, in New York, fucking I don't care. Everyone's in their own world. Yeah. But yeah, you just go to appreciate like people who can dress well. Just not care what other people think. Does he dress well? Yeah, he's got the LA, LA swag.

Like the, kind of like the... Just like the kind of like the... Elwood kind of shit. Yeah, Elwood, but like he wears like the fucking... He's just swag. No, he's got dripped. He's got drip. He's got drip. But like the personality definitely, definitely boosted.

So shut out, Bobby. That's all I'll say. Yeah. Brother. I heard you guys were making out with everyone there. We were doing what we were doing what we got paid to do. I'm dying that you got paid to do this and you just showed up and started making out with all your fans. I mean like, yeah.

Were you actually making out? We were making out. But like, we were definitely like playing tonsil hockey. We weren't even looking. We were just having fun. Girls were flirty. We were flirty. That's our charisma, you know?

So we were just playing into it, trying to make it as fun as possible. So was it just you three? Me, Sam, Bobby, and this kid Gibby, who's also pretty funny. You're on his podcast? Yeah, I was on his podcast. It was a great time. Yeah, I love that kid. All right, let's do a segment.

Questions for Chad. I'm going to have a lot of questions of Ask Graden and just like kind of like, the females listening to this podcast. It's female heavy. They want to know the males opinion. But like not only the male opinion. I feel like people want to know the chat opinion. Yeah, yeah. Don't hold back. No, I'm well versed. I'm well versed. Okay. I ask Grayden the same question. What is something you've never told me that you can tell me now? Like I've stolen some money from you when we were kids. Like OD bread. I like knew I counted every time. Yeah, I know. I'll get you back. Yeah. What in college? No, this is when I was when I was I was like a kid kid and I'm much like... From my piggy pink? Yeah.

Like fucking asshole? Bro. Are you still from this piggy? Yes, dog. I was ready to crack that shit open. I found a way though. Unscrewed the bottom. Took like Odie bread and then like I think it was for like weed.

So I went like I just was like an asshole. But I was like I always would do it and be like, fuck like Santa's not going to fuck with this. You know what I mean? You thought karma would get you via Santa? I knew karma was a bitch then. Yeah, via Santa or via just like God, like, making it rain. Dude, I thought I was the whole time. I thought I was just really bad at saving up.

No. No. I wish we had a lot of money out. No, not a lot. It's big you. Just like a, like, I was just like 20 here for like a little one gram a wee or something. All right. Well, we'll talk about that later.

Bro, we were like 12. I was 20. What do you think about astrology? Do you ever... I think it's fucking whack. I mean, like, in terms of, like, well, there's astrology where, like, we're studying. No. Do you ever ever have a girl ask you, like, about your horoscope?

I was, I was. You're a Libra man. I was chatting with someone last night who's awesome, but she's just, like, talking about the horoscope. And I, um, I'm thinking in my head, I'm like, she's like, oh, like, damn, our signs are 50-50. And I know she doesn't give a fuck, but I'm like, yo, 50-50, like, I want to make it 100, fuck. in a hundred like what's that 50-50 bullshit no I think she was being really like like it's really I know but then I'm like what like what that doesn't mean like Venus is in like the ninth house and that means that it's gonna be really

yeah like if you want to be compatible with someone like we'll make it happen okay or do you what's your take on that I mean I do think there's some like personality traits that I like see in my like star sign but I don't really necessarily believe in like every day Okay, well, let me take that back. Being a Libra, I think, is like definitely a part of my personality. Yeah. But I don't, I don't agree with like, oh, you shouldn't date this person because there are fucking Aries and Aries. And Aries and Libros don't, like, who cares?

I really don't believe. Not either. When Mercury's in retrograde, like, who cares? I mean, I blame Mercury. I blame, I blame should, yeah. But, like, is it like. Mom, Mercury's the other thing. What does Retrograde even mean?

It's like renegade. Oh, like, oh, but like retrograde. I think retrograde means it's spinning the opposite way. I hate that I know that. How does it do that? It just stops and starts fucking. Yeah, it stops and it's like rewind. It's like, like that.

It's mad jester. The planets are being jester. We're murkyy right now. Like we happen to take a max again. I know. Fourth of July, let's talk about that. Yeah, after I ask you these fucking questions. Okay, okay, sorry.

All right. What is a belief or opinion you held tightly five years ago that you've completely flipped on now? I think it's my opinion on myself, honestly. I think my confidence has boosted a little bit. And I think like insecurities used to be a huge thing and like would come out in relationships. And I think I've like gained so much confidence in myself that I don't feel as much that like everyone's out to get me type of thing. that like someone's going to take my vulnerability to their advantage so i think that was out to get you realistically no one but like when you're in a relationship for me at least like being insecure you're going to be worried at a lot of things that maybe you shouldn't be worried about so i think that confidence for me like just that yeah my opinion on myself has definitely changed a lot i always knew

I was like a solid kid, like a good kid, but just like doing the right things, I think helps you in that aspect. I like that answer. Yeah. What do you think the most misunderstood part of your personality is? People think I'm not like serious, I think. Like, because you know, like when I want to be serious. And I usually am serious most of the time.

Like I like to post funny stuff, but just because you see that online doesn't mean that. Yeah. You know, I don't have like real feelings. I don't know how to spill, you know, like. Yeah, I think people don't understand you have like a sensitivity. Yeah, yeah, no, definitely sensitive, just like a big heart. Yeah. So I try to play into that like, you know, douche, like.

Yeah. But it works. If you could get the truth to one question about your future, what would you have? How much money I'm going to fucking make? Like, I want to be, and I know, like, it's all like knowing that you're going to be it. So pieces are falling into place. Yeah, they're falling into place. And, like, I won't accept the life otherwise, you know?

So I think, yeah. I mean, I think the bar was set so high for us that you not only need to match that, but you need to exceed it. Like, and I think we're on that path, but. 100%. Yeah, I just would like to know that, you know, I'm ready to fucking start a family or something. You want to have a kid? Yeah, definitely.

How many? Four would be. sick I love how we grew up like our dynamic was awesome we're also close but like four would be sick two girls two two boys or even like yeah I don't know I just don't like see anything otherwise because I don't know what it's like but I don't know definitely want to have kids definitely want to like name my first kid after me yeah because my dad did that so yeah yeah when you're stressed what is your default coping mechanism I like to shower but you do you do You like a bath.

Yeah, yeah. I like to chill, like take a shower and just like rinse any like filth or fucking anything. Like because when you feel clean, you feel like it's a new day, you know? So I think that and just fucking working out is a good thing. Like clear your head. Yeah, working out. I'm trying to work out more. Yeah.

I've been slacking lately, but we'll get back to it. Do you believe in once a cheater always a cheater? I don't because I think, I mean, I just to be. completely blunt and transparent. Like, I've been on the cheat side. And it was just, like, the worst thing I, like, not the worst thing I've ever been through, but just, like, made me realize how fucking shitty of a person.

And it makes you seem. And to be known as, like, an unloyal person is, because I carry loyalty in, like, just, like, love for my, you know, the people around me. So, like, I guess, like, bad. As like I'd much rather be on the the get cheated on side than the cheat side by a mile That makes sense. Yeah.

And it's something like after you make the mistake once, at least for me, I don't want to make it again. Yeah, I mean I've been in a relationship so long. I can't even like wrap my mind around the idea of cheating. Cheating is like such a reverse psychology. Just whack like we're either in this or we're not, you know? Yeah, and it's like why are we cheating? It's like. Yeah, but I think there was like deeper issues for me when I did it and like had nothing to do with the girl.

I think it just had like I said like was insecure and fucking. What do you think about plastic surgery slash cosmetic work? I think if it makes you feel good about yourself, go for it. Nothing too crazy. Nothing too crazy. You like don't look like a fucking balloon. But like also, I don't know personally I'm an all natural guy. You know what I mean?

So you don't like you don't like fuck with a BBL or anything like that? I mean I fuck with it but like Nah If you have like a like I much rather just like a natural everything or if they have like a natural flat ass Nah, I rather a BBL Get the fucking BBL bitch if you flat No, but like Big lips

Big lips fake fake lips No I mean Yeah Nah, like big puffy lips aren't really it TMI, but like when you kiss someone, it's like you can feel the

the vagueness of their lip. The filler? The filler, you can feel filler. And like, it just makes you think like, damn, like... They had to buy that. Yeah, they had to buy that shit. I mean, I had a fuck ton of filler and I just got it all taken out and like,

you look so much better just with... Yeah, like more refreshed. Yeah, refreshed. Like I just like a shower. Yeah. So you can always have respect for someone who's like just, just, all natural but i do like understand that getting the fake tits like if you want the fake tits

i'll buy them in a couple years what do you like spending your money on clothes and dinners clothes and dinners i love like taking people out to dinner i love also like i'm a big like covering my boys too and just just out of like respect that I'm like maybe they'll do the same for me. Yeah. It's not always reciprocated, but I'm always such a giver. Like I give more than I take. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel that. What's something women do to try and look hot or impress you that actually doesn't work at all? I don't know. They try to come up like doing too much, like trying to be too funny. Like I like a girl who I have to introduce myself to, you know. So you don't like girls coming out to you? I mean, it depends what girl.

Like, I love, just like we're in a group and it's like, then you introduce yourself and then... You hit it off? Yeah, you hit it off. Like, I don't know. I feel like I can kind of get the feeling right away, but girls coming up to me that, or like, DMing me, just kind of like throws me off. Gives me the ick a little bit. Yeah. Do you don't like girls jamming me first?

Girls DM me first. Like, I don't know. If you got the blue check, I'll check it out. But like, other than that, it's like, come on. But like it's just like because some of them are great like none of them are saying some slick shit if you say something like slick Like who's the most famous person that's ever given you maybe Great in color. Yeah creating color are we talking about girls? Yeah, oh yeah not great in color then I don't know You do know just what space was she in? I don't know usually it's like only fans girls with like a couple hundred like couple hundred maybe

but like I wouldn't call them famous Do you think you attract only fans girls? Yeah, maybe Like, I'm kind of a fucking gangster The motion Yeah, I got my gangster Who is the worst road rage in the family?

Worst road rage Probably me I have some rage shit Yeah But like I just love laying on the horns Like get the fuck out of the way But There's just so many

Like dumb drivers and I'm such a good driver. So if you're not driving well around me, it's just like, I'll fucking, scare you down and like make sure. I did this yesterday with like some old lady. I felt so bad because she was like kind of just drifting in my lane. So I'm like, and then I like drive by her

and I'm like shaking my head. And I just thought she was super old. I was like, oh, fuck. How old? 75. Oh, shit. Yeah, man. Sorry.

Sorry. If you had to swap lives for a week, what is the one part of the other person's daily routine that you would hate the most? Probably being dirty. Me? Oh, oh, wait. If you had to, think about anyone in the world. If we had to swap lives for a week, what is the one part of the other person's daily routine you would hate the most? I don't know. I'm just like talking to guys because I'm not gay.

Probably like... Mine would be like your hangovers. Yeah. Those are pretty nerly. Yeah. Especially down here in New York. I actually... Really bad.

I didn't think I was ever going to come back to New York after last time I was here. What happened last time you're here? I don't know. I just had like a little argument with my broskey, who I love. And then I dipped and just like couldn't get my car out of the garage. So I couldn't go drive home. I drove up to New York. And so I had to just like, I'm just like wheeling around my fat-ass suitcase,

trying to find a... spa texting all my boys. How do you just text me? I don't know. I know that's such a good question. Like I have a place here. You have a sick place. Yeah, yeah.

These are the pool and a spa. I don't know why that didn't cross my mind. I thought I was literally Dunzo. And I just didn't think of that. But that's my fault. But I'm like wheeling around my shit. I ended up just like going to a dive bar. And it was just like jank as fuck.

There were some characters. And I just like was doing things. that I was just like buying into like the shitty situation. The hangover? Not even the hangover. So this is leading up to the hangover. Okay. So this is just that night and I'm up until 4 a.m.

Just waiting for the garage to open on a Monday so I can whip out of there and get my car. So I was like, dude, this is so whack. Like I just want to be home in my bed. Like I'm geeking out right now. And then on the way home, I like was falling asleep behind the wheel, which is so, You stayed up all night? Because I stayed up all night and like didn't have any, literally didn't have any money. And so I couldn't, could barely buy gas and I didn't have any gas in my car.

I had to stop, one, to grab an energy drink because I almost like fell asleep behind the wheel. Then I'd stop again for gas, which barely got me home. And so it was just like fucking ass. It was like, I was like, I was like, I'm never coming. I was crying on the way home. Like, I was crying in tears. Like in tears, like crashing out. But I was like, I'm never coming back to New York City ever again.

Two weeks later, I'm back. And it's up. I feel great. You're having better experience. I am. I am. I am. I fucking, well, because I have some money now and I can fucking get a hotel.

Like, and this was like two weeks ago. I had zeros across the board. Well, now you're doing cameo. Camio. Oh, yeah. Put yourself on. Can I say something about cameo? It's actually like changed.

Your brain chemistry. Yes. And like cameo's been great. Like I wake up and I make these cameos. And first of all, like appreciate everyone who's requesting a cameo for me. But I make these cameos and I do it one take. Just spew my shit. They give me the prompt on the screen.

And I just like don't even look at it. I just send it. And like it's like the money's mine. I saw the funniest one today because people are posting them now. Yeah, well, so I'll wake up and cameo will post on TikTok like a mixtape of me just like... They get millions of years. And I'm just dying laughing because I'm like, yo, I don't remember saying that at all. Like...

There was one where you were like... I'm like, I'm like, you're having a baby? Like, I'm a kid. Like, I could be in your stomach. I could be in your... It's just like flies. Should we play? I like that mixtape.

Yeah, they love that shit. They love that shit. This is my favorite one. I'm a kid. Like, I might as well be. like in your stomach great go wake up

but like yeah it's been fun just like seeing how much people have been fucking with it and I had someone come up to me and say like you made cameo cool again

I'm like fuck yeah I know like should I do cameo like you I mean you would you're too big for it not to say that on like you know I mean but like you would have way too much work to do in cameo but like there'd be thousands and thousands of

dollars waiting for you my rate so I started at 30 bucks per video after a week I was up to 70 and now I'm at 90 like I just pump them out like if I need if I need to pay for the tab if I need to pay for like a hotel room that's a whole grand I was like yo guys be right back cameo cameo cameo I'll rip like 50 yeah I'm like get the fake tits fucking shake some ass And they love it like wait like what would you say should we do like a fake yeah cameo right now yeah yeah like do one for Alex Cooper just got pregnant okay yo AC shit um you're pregnant damn you probably look awesome you're probably you're probably killing the killing the process Matt's probably just trying to fucking take advantage of

these last couple months before he has to fucking wean man change the diaper smell shit all the time so but congratulations guys um shit i can't wait to see what the fucker it looks like he's gonna be he's gonna be good looking is he or she do we know i think i know but i can't okay well whatever the thing is it's gonna be it's gonna be fucking bum looking so good for you guys hope to see you soon too and can i have a podcast and can i have a podcast like that's how easy it is Like told me what to say and it's just boom boom boom boom boom Send Money's yours

Has anyone asked you to say some crazy shit like Like tell my ex-boy from that needs a fucking Yeah, I get a lot of those like tell my ex like That you're gonna like yeah and I'm like yo let's mask up beat the fuck out of the kid Like you want me like this kid's nothing boom boom boom So I really I really hammer it I want to give the people what they want Yeah and I can do like 30 second videos but every time I send a video I want to make sure it's one minute long

because they paid for it and like I want to give them my best work and I do every time so how many do you do in a day I could sit down and do 40 if you're like really like in a mood yeah let's let's take a look at it you know what I'm doing right now you know what I'm doing right now yeah I have 2% I have 2% I can't but like yo shut actually to the people that expired it's because I'm on a bender and I like do other shit too so so So extend your time. I'll get back to you. People can request 24-hour, like, requests,

which are obviously, like, spikes the price up. And so, like, if you want it soon, I'll get those done. But usually you can set it to, like, four days, wait time, seven days. Do you pay more for, like, an extended... Yeah, if you want it in 24 hours, my price, my rate is 75. And so those will go for, like, 96. And then I also just referred, like, if you were to get on it, I could refer you and, like,

you use my link to sign up. And then I get 5% of not what you make, but what cameo makes. So, like, we'd both be making bread if you got on it. Is Bobby doing that? Yeah, yeah, and he's going to kill it, and I'll just be making 5% of cameos cut. Passed income. Yeah, so let's go. I love that.

Yeah, it's a great app, I think. It's an amazing app. No, does Sammy do it? No, I think he, I don't think he. wants to I've asked him but maybe maybe he will think he has I don't think he has a different it's different yeah he might not like I mean it's I mean everyone wants to see his face at the end of the day like he could say this I always love him yeah you could say the sweetest thing and they'll want more like he would give some like

uplifting advice yeah yeah he'd be great on it but maybe it's just not something he wants to do and like he has the power to fucking say no you know yeah exactly yeah I had to say yes I needed it no I think it was like the honest I think blessed your life. Camio, you blessed my life. Camio came in the right time. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. But don't take that for granted because I'm literally coming to the top. And it's going to be crazy. And your eyes are going to be googly. Like what's the most expensive cameo? I don't know, but I'm like top 25. Percent? No, in terms of everyone on cameo.

I'm like beating like really like famous people. Really? Yeah, about it. Like it's getting crazy. I don't adjuster. I know. Like I, who did I pass the other day? It was somebody.

I was like, damn. All right, before we end the podcast. Well, say what we're like pre-gaming for. One thing we're looking forward for the weekend. Like, what are our hopes and dreams for the weekend? We're going to lock in. And I think we're going to extend the bend. So that's the question.

I was planning on leaving first thing in the morning. Like, what do I do? You see what? My coach. Really? I don't want to spend bread. If I could stay on someone's couch, but like that's so jester. Like, what if I want to bring fine shit back?

Then, like, day by day. Okay, and then I can just get some, like, sketchy shit. Well, I live right next to Soo Grands. So, like, if you all, like, randomly want to splurge on a fine shit, like, you probably just go to Sewer. She's going to have to split that shit with me. I'm at the Hotel Hugo right now, and it's so jester. And, like, if you guys see this, fuck y'all.

Get more elevators. Yeah, get more elevators and fuck you, Hotel Hugo. Anyways, we love you guys. Guys, this is the only beginning. Thank you for having me on again. Be on the lookout for more content. I'm coming, yo. Like, I'm the truth here.

Ali's the truth. And if you're not watching us, then you're fucking not watching anything. Jester. Yeah, you're Jester. So love you guys. We love you guys. See next week.

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