Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Dating apps are broken + men are a dying breed

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Happy new year cookies!! Hallie and Graydon hit the couch to start the year off dirty.... extra dirty. From Graydon’s date flopping to Hallie’s hot takes on dating apps and midlife bachelors, nothing is off-limits. They debate why men are a dying breed, how Hinge is broken, the much needed revival of rich kids on reality TV, and whether Hallie’s Valentine’s Day “Crumpet” deserves a second mention. Things get messy as they dive into coked-out college hookups, the perils of soft dick, their first ever alcoholic drink, and partying in high school. Plus, Graydon reveals his secret horse-girl era, and Hallie finally admits to an Uber Eats addiction that would make even Lucifer blush. So take out your soft d*ck and go follow @extradirty on socials, leave a review, a 5-star rating, and follow the show wherever you get your podcasts. Stay kind!

Have you ever dealt with a man that can't get hard and what do you do? I mean rarely. I do everything to make that shit get up. You saying that so humbly you're like no that's never happened to me in my life. Okay guys I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay, everyone. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm here with Graydon again.

Hi. Where do we start, Graydon? Let's get into some life updates or so that's how we've been do you want to start yeah so since we last spoke i have just been settling into my new apartment and i'm not quite acclimated to where i live yet so i've very much just been in bed for the past three weeks maybe yeah because to be honest with you i'm kind of scared of going outside where i live i feel like that's a symptom of depression i'm not gonna lie i told you i have to go to the doctor and get that checked out expeditiously okay i don't have depression i really appreciate your concern but like i love being in bed so much and it runs in my family

like my mom doesn't get out of bed either and that's everything to me it's healthy being in bed is healthy no it is but i work out you wonder why your botox is like doesn't last that long it's healthy being in bed is healthy no it is but i work out you wonder why your botox is like doesn't last that long it's because when you lay down a lot it wears off quicker no that's a myth i asked my injector well she's lying to you so you keep coming back she would never lie to me no no she's lying to you no your botox only it's bad to lay down after botox because it can spread in the first four hours to where your brain no you can get ptosis it can spread somewhere else and you can have a droopy ass eyelid and be like you're like wake up from a nap you're like but i've been good i got a blood panel health is well yes i haven't gotten a physical in like four years

babe i win you know i haven't gotten a physical in a really long time wait you don't even have health insurance talk about that quickly graydon does not have health insurance and we live on the edge okay first of all you didn't have health insurance up until like months ago yeah but I'm I'm 27 cool so I didn't have health insurance for like a six month period where it was like appropriate maybe like a little like wiggle room to get away with it all right let's stop talking about health insurance yeah I'm getting sick yeah what else how else? How's the love life? How are we doing? The love life is non-existent still. I was supposed to go on a date and well, I don't know if I would call it a date. No, you were excited about it. I felt bad when it crashed and burned. Don't make me sound like a

little soft pussy. I wasn't excited. I was just like, okay, like i'm gonna go grab a drink with this person he was hot he was hot now we look at him like disgust we hate him continue sorry no it's like not i guess it's nothing personal you live and you learn and you move on you know so we were gonna go grab drinks i don't know if i would call it a date i don't know what i would call it yeah but he sent me this text and said like hey like to be honest like i'm gonna go get drinks and meet up with this person and told me the person's name yeah but like i that guy is straight yeah and the guy who was meeting up with is straight which but you don't think so but now we know that he's not straight because why the fuck would he be going to get drinks i mean not

saying straight people and gay people can't like out together. But you don't think that. But my spidey senses went off and I was like, okay, he's gay. No, yeah. So that all crashed and burned. And here we are. Yeah. Weeks later. But you know what?

I don't care. I don't care either. Men make things so complicated. I'm going to drop myself too. Yeah. You know this. I don't even try. i feel like i don't even try anymore like i feel like when you like go out and hook up with so i'm like too focused on like the drink in front of me and like the people i'm with to like go out of my way to like approach someone also men do not approach anymore like you'll be out at a bar

and maybe i'm going to the wrong places but no one approaches anyone anymore no men are a dying breed i know i am one but like i don't count as like the general population you don't count dating to me is just like such a waste of time these days like even this man who i'm talking to kind of but like not really but like we text but he's like in his mid-40s even a guy that age that you think is like his frontal lobe is probably developed in some shit he even is like fucking sending me weird emojis and like being skittish and very like coy and like be direct yeah i thought you just said be erect wait old people like don't know how to use emojis no he sends emojis though but there's probably a reason why he's single at the ripe age of 43 isn't that odd like i feel like at that age you should have it figured out i know but like

men just always think there's like another like a better option out there like you can always go younger or hotter i know but like we're saying like there's something wrong with somebody if they're that old being single but like what if that's us that will be us this rate you know my frontal lobe i think i delayed that being developed i think my lobes are all failing i have like the worst brain fog ever no we have lobe failure yes but he's super rich multi-billionaire yeah i couldn't imagine you would talk to somebody who's not i do sometimes yeah like i've hooked up with broke men before yeah of course like i don't need a rich man yeah you are not the saying like no not the saying like

sure yeah not that but like i would like a rich man i just feel like that's reflective on work ethic i like i would prefer someone with work ethic. Yeah, like something of their own. Yeah. I don't want to go after a guy that comes from money, generational wealth. Oh. Or maybe I do. Are you sure about that?

No, like a trust fund baby. They're very different than guys that have earned their own money. Okay, so my ideal situation would be to meet somebody and just like love their personality and have them be really funny. And then down the line, find out that they come from a lot of money and then you don't feel as guilty. Then if people call you a gold digger, you can be like, fuck you. I had no clue.

But now I do. And I enjoy it a lot. Thank you. Like the girl that's dating. Who owns the Patriots? Bill Belichick. Bill Belichick. Oh, the coach.

Yeah. She's like, I had no idea I had money. no idea i had the coach yeah oh yeah he's younger than me she didn't know he had money yeah she's like i'm not with him for his money good for her she's like 25 no he's been around for a while i think she knew no i'm dead but like i won't judge go off no pop off whatever like these are bills our girls gotta eat yeah our girls gotta fucking eat yeah but it's about quality of life we're not here for a long time we're here for a good time so true what do you think about dating apps about meeting people online um i have never done it you don't wait raya's homophobic i forgot yeah you guys i have um probably over 20 referrals on raya since like 2018 and they won't let me on that's insane to me because i know girls on there

with like a thousand followers i don't even know how that i don't know how people are accepted i don't get how the algorithm works yeah you i mean i've talked about this online before but like you'll match with someone across the world and then like then what do they pay for you to come out or no like that should be like built into the match agreement that should be built into the app no yeah you know like raya should be covering all costs to get to the man that's in fucking istanbul or the man should be covering it through raya that's ideal like a flight credit that's not safe like to go across the world to meet a guy i would only do that under like certain circumstances if he had a mega yacht yeah if he was like oil money oil money yeah

and he could like have security no yeah what's your experience with dating apps okay so like my whole thing with dating apps is like i rarely meet up with someone on a dating app i really only have raya raya is the only one i'm on i've been on i've been on hinge but like i they don't the algorithm's all broken like i don't want to fuck these weird freaks i really only go there to make myself feel better like oh my god like you connect with someone like i'm like well like i just want attention at the end of the day i just want attention because i'm not getting it in the streets of new york like from the wrong people maybe but it's just like they give you 11 guys and then you have to wait like another seven hours to get the next batch and honestly they all don't look straight that's how it works yes they vouch

the men yeah and i pay for premium which is really sad it's like 50 bucks a month and you don't look straight that's how it works yes they vouch the men yeah and i pay for premium which is really sad it's like 50 bucks a month and you don't even meet anybody well actually i have met up with one guy on raya he was really hot tall and british have i told you this story i don't think so i met up with him this is like a year and a half ago it was valentine's day whatever does he have a name let's just call him the hot british man let's call him crumpet let's go let's call him come back so you met up with crumpet yeah and i didn't really pay attention to the date it was valentine's day and that was our first date ever and this is like the first date i've ever been on on raya but he was like really hot really tall built and like had an accent it was on

valentine's day and you didn't know i like wasn't really paying attention i hate valentine's day we'll get back to that i just think it's a dumb fucking holiday i wasn't really paying attention to the calendar yeah haven't been in a relationship in seven years why would i care about february 14th um so anyways we went to this italian restaurant it was packed it was clear that it was a holiday that was celebrating love there was there was couples surrounding us um I had made this is when I first started social media too so I just like had made like a little cheeky like get ready with me for our first date and I had called out the fact that it was Valentine's Day I was like I'm just realizing now it's fucking Valentine's Day and I remember we sat down we had our apps whatever i went to the bathroom and when i got

back he goes wait i just checked my phone about like seven people had sent me your tiktok and i was like oh no the man yeah and in this tiktok i'm being so fucking vile and vulgar i'm like i hope i don't fuck him on the first date i don't know fucking him on the first 100 yeah he was like six six crumpet was laying down the pipe he put his crumpet in your jam he pumped i'm so sorry i'm so sorry about that now so the weird thing about this date he also right after we were at this italian restaurant but he's like we should go to this drag bar right next door he's gay was he a drag queen plot twist

no but I was like he like knew it's almost like he knew the drag queen schedule he's like oh a show is on at 10pm so did you were you like fuck yeah yeah I was like wait that'll be really fun but I like didn't really put much thought into it besides the fact that like oh wait first date he wants to bring me

to a drag show afterwards and we went to a drag show we were like front row i'm like wondering now if we he had like tickets before asking me like we were we had good seats it was fun and then after the drag show i guess i like sealed put the nail in the coffin i brought him back after that and we'd sex on my kitchen counter on my island oh yeah i remember this story yeah on the kitchen counter on the kitchen yeah didn't he sleep did he sleep over no he did he slept on my couch i don't cuddle okay because you were trying to cuddle me last night no you were trying to cuddle me last no no No, you were trying to cuddle me last night. No, I kept pushing you off of me. Also, you're like a violent sleeper.

No. I stay still. No, I kept kicking your leg. Oh. I was up from like three to five because you kept moving over on top of me. Really? Yeah. Well, you kept taking all the covers.

Okay. It's my fucking bed. Freak of the week. Well, they didn't fit me. But yeah. Whatever. Okay. It's my fucking bed. Freak of the week. Well, they didn't fit me. But yeah. Whatever. Did you know that I'd never share a bed with a guy ever? Like somebody you're sleeping with?

This is why I'm so bad at dating. Getting back to dating apps. This is why I'm so horrible at it. Is because I do what makes me feel good at the moment at all times i never think ahead i don't think about the consequences of my actions i will sleep with someone the first date not giving a fuck on how that reflects on me i don't believe in that rule people are like oh you should wait three dates i don't i think that's a bunch of bullshit but also i'm single still so maybe not no i don't think we should be going around saying like you have to hold yourself out if you want to fuck then fuck i mean also i've

never what's the point i haven't fucked in like 27 years so like i don't really know but are you a top or a bottom we already went over this in the first episode we did yeah i forget though you think i'm a bottom bitch you're too tall oh you said you were too tall to be a bottom i'm too tall and i'm too lazy and i'm not a ventriloquist i can't even touch my toes let alone bend over and arch my back hell no have you ever dealt with a man that can't get hard and what do you do i mean rarely i do everything to make that shit get up you saying that so humbly you're like no that's never happened to me in my life I mean I wring that shit out

Like a wet towel If I have to There was this kid I used to hook up with in college That was such a cokehead Which honestly drew me To him even more Dark times in college sometimes I understand No but this guy was like the plug

so i kept close he wasn't the hottest guy but he always had the bag on him yeah so i kept close and i sucked when i had to but sometimes you know there's a caveat there's a caveat there's a copycock there's a copycock i mean when you're like he was he was always like fucked up and coked out and like when you're like coked out to that extent i fear you can't feel a lot of your organs yeah so he had chronic coke dick yeah he had coke dick all the time all the time during the day at night in the afternoon during lunch every time yeah yeah it was like not ideal so you were chewing on bubble gum the whole time what do you mean it was more like saran wrap what what do you mean saran wrap like picture like wet saran it was that wrinkly and small and just useless no yeah it's like what do i do from here actually

i've hooked up with a couple guys that couldn't get hard like sometimes when you can't get hard i'm like okay then you're gay. There's no other thought that goes through my mind. It's not like, oh, am I doing something wrong? Is it me? I never have those thoughts. It's usually, okay, he's either coked out, too drunk, or he's gay. The fourth thought would be like, oh, maybe I'm not doing it for him.

Yeah, but I don't believe that for a second. Do you think performance anxiety is like a real thing? Like, do you think men who say, oh, I'm i'm anxious i can't get hard do you think that's like true or do you think that's a cover-up for like something deeper you think it's like a cop-out maybe i mean it's never happened to me like i'm nervous or something and i'm like grow the fuck up grow a pair you have a pair there clearly use them like when they finish too quickly i do this thing i used to do this thing anyways i don't really do this thing anymore because it's like kind of mean you make them feel small I make them feel like the smallest man alive

what do you do tell me do you look at them and you're like no usually I'll pull out my own vibrator or whatever and I'll just like masturbate right in front of them until I finish and while they're just like sitting there with like cum all over them that is humiliating no it's like so mean you're like you couldn't make me cum so here i go i'm like let me show you how you're like vibrator clit boom time actually really mean but like sometimes it's like kind of like they need to be humbled it's humbling also i feel like i'm standing on business i also end up finishing i i don't have a hard time finishing ever okay unless the guy's like too quick with it or like a bunny rabbit yeah little jack rabbit oh we hit a jack rabbit who doesn't yeah it's like giving frat boy fuck do you know what that is like a one pump wonder like a

two pump and dump what a two pump and dump a two pump and dump yeah and then they're like well see you in biology class sorry i didn't go to real college so i don't really know why i said that see you in bio see you in bio girl see you at the mixer next week i'm bringing sally cheers to like no soft ever no to always making them hard i love rose no it's so good but it like makes me miss summer i know i was just gonna say it's weird we're drinking it when it's not the summer i know it's like during the holidays now how do you feel about the holidays i love the holidays i feel like it's like the summer. I know, it's like during the holidays now. How do you feel about the holidays? I love the holidays.

I feel like it's like I'm spread so thin this time of year. In like... In what way? Just like so many events. Oh, it must be so hard. No, like not even... I'm not saying the events are bad. Like I love recharging my social battery. I'm alone.

I live alone. So like being alone all week and then going out at night, it's like makes me happy yeah but i just feel guilt in having a lot of drinking occasions you know like you'll go to a friend's giving or you go to the christmas soiree and yada yada bing bong yeah and there's just always champagne and like not that like i need a drink but like sometimes there's bubbles in front of you and they yeah you can't not drink it no it'd be rude to santa claus i don't think we should feel shame drinking because people nowadays are drinking like one day a week it's like cool to be sober now yeah not in my book no it used to be people used to openly drink like i have a drink every day after

work now people are like picking and choosing my parents do yeah it's like the i'm saying the new generation is not drinking i get it if you're an alcoholic don't drink i think arguably humans are getting smarter in finding out that don't even no like in finding out that alcohol is like poison but i just choose alcohol is poison i don't know like like yeah it's not good for you but a lot of things aren't good for you i just think being sober i could do it i've gone through weeks where like i haven't drank like in middle school all i'm saying is all these people are like if you cut out alcohol for two weeks out of your life like you're gonna feel amazing I've done that and I feel the same I'm still exhausted I'm still

sometimes moody like I still have trouble getting up the stairs I like I'm huffing and puffing and I look the same everyone's like you're gonna have a glow no you won't i know i agree i just feel like why not why not what like drink when there's a drink offered i just think it's a culture culture we're not booze bags we're not drinking together every time we're together that's a lie like we're not drinking during the day we're not like binge drinking like we like to enjoy a couple martinis like get a little buzzed and then we go home and we sleep together not in a sexual way of course we really don't get sloppy speak for yourself i mean i've i've been such a lightweight recently i don't know what's happening i don't know if it's because i've been traveling a lot or i don't know if my like sleep

has not been my sleep has been horrible ever since you went to australia no ever since i've been to australia i'll have one drink and i'll be cross-eyed and I'll have the worst anxiety the next day. It'll go right to my fucking head. I don't know. I'm not mad about it. I just hope no one else I'm around is. No. No.

You're not like fucking flopping around like a fish. Sounds fun though. Yeah, it does. I mean, I used to do that. I know. like a fish yeah it does i mean i used to do that but like i know honestly i kind of miss the days like where you drink like bubblegum spedka like a random ass flavor of vodka yeah and you'd be like in your best friend's family home's basement oh yeah 17 of your best friends and you might play like the closet what's the closet game no like fetty wop was on repeat and like chief keith fetty wop

yeah like trap queen yeah if i was on aux at parties like people would probably scream at me and tell like me to change the aux because i would play like throwbacks i would be playing like nelly frittato and like fucking like j cole or some shit yeah but yeah i used to drink like a whole fucking insane in high school yeah i love high school i really missed high school i feel like you were the type of kid to like cause a scene like the front yard of someone's house party no i was one inviting people to parties i would invite all the people to parties and i would just be so happy and like other people would get in fights and i would just like run away were you out in high school bitch i was out when

i was like i never came out i was just i've been out i've been stepping out since i was little really yeah who was your first crush um naked brothers band do you remember them wait i have to look this up i think that was my gay awakening or bieber what do you find it okay well he's ugly now but like at the time he was like very captivating i was like what seven and he was seven i was like he's cute after that it was bieber though bieber really instilled a lot of feelings in me so niche to me it is do you do do you recall yeah yeah they're cutie pies yeah they were cute they have this song called crazy car that i would like legit like scream in my bedroom when's the first time you had a drink the first time i drank was probably when i was 14

and i was just on nantucket in the middle of the woods. And like this kid had a water bottle. Like took the wrapper off. Yes. What kind? I think it was Bombay. No. Sapphire? Sapphire. That's bougie.

Wait. Well, you're on Nantucket. Yeah. Never mind. But like, no. Then after that, I was addicted to Bombay Sapphire. Like I couldn't have an, like fuck vodka, fuck tequila. I actually didn't like tequila until after college.

But I was a Bombay sapphire cunt yeah yeah and then I remember the first time I drank I lied down in my bed on the spins which by the way I don't get anymore I just think I'm constantly spinning now oh I get the spins really bad really still if I drink too much I'll get the spins and i have to make myself throw up i think oh yeah um no i think i had like one shot but like alcohol never touched my body before so i was just like spinning it was fun honestly yeah first time i drank i didn't get drunk we we would pretend we're like six eight're like 6'8". I wasn't 6'8 when I was 13. Okay. Anyway, we drank, I forgot what we drank.

It was probably like fucking UV blue or something or like Bacardi. UV blue? Or did you ever drink hypnotic? Like literally three times, unfortunately. Wasn't that Nicki Minaj's brand or something? I don don't know but i used to like when i would have like after parties for like semi-formal prom it would always be at my house in boston yeah you know i would always buy hypnotic and like bacardi and like the most random janky brands yeah like flavored vodka flavored yeah i could take down but like when you're younger

like you can take down flavored vodka well you're younger like you can take down flavored vodka well you want to because you're drinking it straight so you need it to be flavored the first time i got drunk i was like we were like legit we each took like two shots and we were pretending like we were drunk and then the next day i went to school this was in junior high i was in like seventh grade and one of my friends started a rumor that like i kissed this boy in the basement when we all got drunk the night before and he was so pissed and i was like low-key like hey like somebody started a rumor about me yeah we never kissed we really yeah was he hot no he like had a bowl cut well so did i i legit had a bowl cut no no and then i got alcohol poisoning accidentally once but like all right this episode i'm gonna sound like such a fucking booze bag but

i'm really just getting into the depths of like when i started drinking um it was reminder youngest so it was like sweet 16 season i was probably 15 14 and a half it was like sweet 16 season. I was probably 15, 14 and a half. It was probably right after I had my first drink. And I was like, fuck yeah. Like, but like it was at the point where I was like, okay, I have to sneak the liquor. My parents can't know. I'm like going to their liquor cabinet. So I took every clear liquid from their liquor cabinet. Combine them into one full water bottle.

So I'm talking gin clear tequila vodka clear rum etc combined it all and i got so sick like pre-gaming i drank the whole water bottle in 30 minutes i couldn't see straight i I remember it so clearly. My mom would come pick me up at the pregame. And then they grounded me for nine months. Nine months? Yeah. Well, they said nine months and I had to go back to karate.

I was 14 and up and I had to like fucking put on my gi again and go back to karate. Every Thursday night and Saturday morning. And you were a black belt. Yeah. And they made you And you were a black belt. Yeah. And they made you just keep being a black belt. They thought it was like good for my character. Do people know you used to like be good at karate? I used to like be really good at karate.

Would you chop the board in half? Yeah. I chopped multiple boards that were stacked onto each, like all the boards. I used to step on the boards. I used to do pushups on my knuckles and on my fingertips i used to beat the shit out of boys like i was the only girl in my like belt group and i would throw fucking down you were like legit jackie chan no i was jackie fucking chan

and i had like an arch nemesis that we'd all it would always be us at the end of the tournament would you win yeah well like half the time i would win half the time he would win you would compete against boys more technical it's more aggressive yeah you have more anger i would get like he used to clap me in the face and i'm like bro that's not karate can't you not hit each other in the face yeah he would like get like technical points on me but i got so good to the point where i started being like a judge like i would be like there would be three judges sitting up there watching like the younger classes the younger belts like the lower belts and i would be a judge and i would give them scores like i was like dedicated to karate good for you no it was like the one thing why don't you take

it up again you know i've always like thought about like it would be cool but like we don't need that also i have acrylic so i don't think it would match yeah you'd have to take those off also i'm a brown belt but when you're a black belt technically your hands are registered weapons what yeah like really so what if i like gave the guy a handjob it went wrong it would be assault what if it twitched and you did a karate move and like you snapped the dick in half like put it up his ass no sorry technical foul did you play any sports growing up i don't even know that yeah i grew up riding horses because one day i went to the barn with one of my friends off the bus and i was like wait i love this and then a few years went by and i had two horses and then my dad got rid of them because my grades were really bad and he didn't tell me so one day i showed up to the barn and my trainer

was like that's not your horse anymore like we leased it out to somebody else you can lease horses yeah it's really expensive it's like you can lease them from different countries oh wow wait that's sad yeah why were your bad? I wasn't much of a scholar. Me neither. But here we are. Okay, we just had to refill our glasses because we need to have a moment of silence because my dear friend Hallie Batchelder is in a very sticky situation. It's been a very traumatic week. Yeah.

Do you want to tell them a little bit what happened it's gonna be hard to say out loud it's not this week it's been a traumatic month this is a very sensitive topic it's been a it's been a good like month you've been going through it yeah i really appreciate you like taking the time to acknowledge this actually actually. No, like, I know how it feels. It sucks. No, it feels like an organ was ripped out of my body and thrown to the wolves. An organ you thought, like, didn't exist. Like an appendix. And then you feel it. Yeah. I had an appendicitis.

But it was a jet blue cardicitis. It was a credit cardicitis. Credit cardicitis. And it acted up. It flared up. I had to go to the doctor. And it was removed from my Apple Pay wallet so sad and you know what in times like this i shall persevere in times like this you need your friends no and i'm really happy you took the time to like come out to new york and sit with me and really just talk it through you guys i had to come i

had to fly into new york because she was going through it i the credit card it's gone it's gone we have to put like respect on the credit card's name yes it got me through a lot of tough times a lot of amtrak and you know revolve expeditions travel travel clothes is it still on your uber uber eats uber well i still have access to my dad's black card Travel. Clothes. Is it still on your Uber? Uber Eats? Uber? Well, I still have access to my dad's black card. Wait, no. It's just the Apple Pay. Okay, fuck the JetBlue card, bitch.

You have the black card. No, I know. Okay. I didn't know this. It's right there. Oh. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you, Matt. right there oh oh my god thank you anyways but the apple pay like i it's important because when

i'm at you know starbucks it just okay so you don't have the black card on apple pay no i don't okay i under okay i understand i'm sorry i judged you a little like to get like furniture and stuff like yes also uber my dad does not believe in the subway yes he doesn't believe in uber x's either people are getting stabbed so like new york is like gotham and he like i sound like a fucking dick i am a dick and like an out of touch dick but like new york is gotham these are safety measures he also just doesn't want us to look bad or dress bad either so you know clothes and um hair falls into that nails maybe too

the k-tips fall under that k-tips fall definitely well usually when i go used to apple pay no the k-tips are mine now the block card hates to see the k-tips coming those are so expensive they should have k-tip insurance like is there like a no i know i didn't choose to be actually i do choose to be a fake blonde but these are the things i'll live with whatever i can cover the k-tips it's fine oh okay but yeah it's been it's been weird my dad just randomly um on a tuesday morning i think it was like before the sun was even up it was like 6 45 a.m he sent us a text and he goes hi just want to let you guys know that the jet blue card is canceled good luck

i love you it's always the jet blue card have you noticed that that happened to me i whimpered don't they want the points for he goes he goes i goes, I wasn't using it. I go, well, I was. We were. The whole family was. Yes. It's always the JetBlue card. It's never the AMAGS. It's an epidemic. It is. I honestly wanted to do like a wellness check on him.

I thought maybe he was having a manic episode. Yeah. But no, it turns out it was just a regular Tuesday and he was just putting his foot down. Oh, I hate, don't you hate when they put their foot down? It's just annoying. One of the biggest reasons I think he was not happy with i mean he like sometimes i'll get a random email being like new purchase activity that email like like drives a fucking sword through my chest it gives me the most anxiety ever but it's not always me my daughter will cc all my siblings it's usually me

but it's not always me i have this thing with uber eats i'm lazy i don't want to go to whole foods and i used to live near union square park which the whole foods there by the way is fucking scary and ass like i don't it's a little suspect so i would just do like a lot of uber eats thing but i was going through this like healthy kick era where i was ordering these acai bowls every morning. But you could like add boosters to them. So you could add like a B12 and like Poseidon's dick hair. And like you could add whatever you fucking wanted.

Honestly, at one point I was like, I think I'm adding too many vitamins. I might grow a third fucking leg or like grow wings or something. Like they were all canceling each other out at one point. I had no idea what I was putting into my body i just like the numbers and letters that look good to me like i don't even know what i was putting into my body um but they would cost about 65 bucks and he was like what are you ordering every morning evil bitch it had the like i swear lucifer's cum was in it it was all the superpowers i needed you're done so he didn't like that no he didn't love that i don't blame him i mean we also ordered like 200 worth of joe shanghai last night chinese food okay but we split that but if you're drunk and you do it like after a night out it's a safety

measure it's an expense yeah that's an expense that's an expense yeah yeah i understand why he would be mad about an us that you both that's fucking insane i looked really my skin was really good i thought i was being healthy you were yeah at a cost it, not my cost. What's your favorite reality TV show right now? Today, Hallie and I, well, today I put on Rich Kids of Beverly Hills because obviously Hallie got cut off. So like I wanted her, which she's seen, but like we watched it from start to finish for the first season. If you haven't seen Rich Kids, it's so good.

We need to bring the wealth back to reality TV. I agree. These kids were our age. Yeah. Kind of like Hallie, but like, they have billions and billions of dollars. Like, they have disposable fucking income. Yeah, they're like buying Birkin. Like, they would go, like, Roxy went shopping and she spent half a million dollars and just put it on her credit card.

So you have Roxy, you have Morgangan stewart obviously who's iconic who's who's married to dr phil's son now you have dorothy wang who just got engaged last week her dad's like a real estate mogul in china do you keep up with all these people no this show was like my upbringing in high school it's amazing it's a great show and honestly they're all iconic yeah but they were our age when they filmed this show, which is crazy. I always think we would be amazing on reality TV. I know. Especially if we had all that money. I mean, if you're a billionaire, I feel like you would just do well on TV in general.

We should do a Nantucket show. I know. I feel like the people want that. Yeah. We could just run around. Because the amount of drama that goes on in Nantucket, I feel like that's where everyone gets into the most fights, where the juiciest shit happens we're going out we're spending the most money yeah buying bottles it's just like so much fun

you're stuck on a little island yeah it's got an expanded country club all you can do is eat caviar eat a lobster roll or drink a fucking cucumber and go to stubbies after fights break out yada yada bing bong pop pop pop i got punched in the face this summer popped in the face car picks you up brother screwed me up brother i mean it's just like it's great tv you were a good friend i cried a lot i miss summer it was a tough summer it was a tough summer for like a week though it was that one week i was visiting i just don't like conflict yeah there was a lot of conflict but other than that we had an amazing summer no we did we're in the hamptons a lot this summer i miss it i miss it so much we were in the hamptons a lot this summer unfortunately i'm just gonna say unfortunately i thought it was fun when i was

fun but like there's nothing like nantucket no you can't be in nantucket not be nantucket over hamptons any fucking day of the week i will say that directly to the camera yep nantucket always wins i mean i'm biased my parents got married there i grew up going there you know it's closer yeah it's closer to me it's just such like you can't copy and paste nantucket i feel like hamptons is just like it's not even an island it's like an extended version of nantucket it's like a country it's too huge it's too sceny too too sceny it's not even an island it's like an extended version of nantucket it's like a country it's too huge it's too sceny too too sceny it's way too big it takes 45 minutes just to get somewhere the beaches aren't as good as nantucket the food's not as good nope and everyone's competing nobody

competes on nantucket no one gives a fuck on nantucket they just coexist we're coexisting we all have fat pockets and we're just running amok and just trying to enjoy ourselves the vibes are always high okay before we end this episode i want to get into a little bit what we're doing tonight um what are we doing tonight graydon so all i heard what i was like what are we doing tonight to lauren who unfortunately is not here i was like lauren what are we doing tonight and she said she looked at me and she said we're going out with daddies yeah i've slept with a few of them okay they're all like in the same friend group they're all super wealthy they're all super like

nice fun guys they always know like the coolest spots to go to so i'm like kind of worried what we're gonna get into tonight like physically you might be sleeping on the couch or you might not be here okay like i'll sleep on the couch no like well it's a velvet couch i don't want to have sex with anyone on this couch well i would sleep on the couch so you could fuck in your bed but then i'm gonna hear it and then i'm just gonna open the door and probably come in anyway no we might be getting into some trouble tonight i think we're going to dinner and then we're going out to this new spot in New York. Oh, it's newer. I think it's called Petite Disco. I have not been yet, but I've heard like a lot of really good things about it. Let's see where the night takes us. I know we have an early Amtrak early train to Boston for Maggie's, our friend Maggie's birthday. Very excited about that. We're going to start off with some caviar and drinks in a suite at like a really dope hotel in Boston. And then we're going to go to Contessa for dinner. You haven't been back to Boston in a while.

I haven't been since May. Yeah, I'm so excited. It's going to be so much fun. We can like be so chill and like drive around and like go get coffee and like pop into some shops. Realistically just lay in bed the whole time. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch more reality TV. Yeah.

But, no, I'm just, like, excited to be back. Be back with my family, my parents. I just feel like I haven't seen them in a minute. So. I know. I miss them. We're going to have fun. Yeah.

You want me to do the outro? I mean, why don't you just kick it off for the outro? I'm so bad at the outro. Okay. I'll kick off the outro for Hallie because I just kick it off for the outro? I'm so bad at the outro. Okay, I'll kick off the outro for Halle because I understand sometimes it gets a little puzzled in the tongue. Unless there's a dick in your mouth.

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