Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Dating is not a hobby I subscribe to

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

This week on Extra Dirty, Hallie kicks things off by thanking everyone who’s shown her love and support through the online noise. But of course, she quickly shifts into the extra dirty fun you know and love: why she’s having the ultimate single-girl summer while her friends are cuffed, her honest take on where she refuses to meet men (sorry Apollo Bagels), and a brand-new segment reviewing red carpet fashion moments from Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum, Dakota Johnson, and more. To wrap up, Hallie dives into your wild Instagram confessions, from a threesome with the boss to a boyfriend cheating scandal to the girl whose man doesn’t know she wears colored contacts. Buckle up & enjoy, pumpkins!!! Follow @extradirty on socials and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep the chaos coming. 💋

Okay, hi guys. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. How was everyone doing? I feel like I've been sat down this couch in like a long time. It feels weird to be in here alone doing a solo again. But here I am and I feel like this episode, I like was planning it out this past week and I wanted to be like really fun and like talking about like sucking dick. I feel like my past episodes have been like so wholesome because I've been having my siblings on and like my wholesome ass college roommate on. So I was like, I want to make this episode, like, extremely, like, raunchy and fun and silly and, like, to the core of what extra dirty and what I wanted it to be. But you know me, like, extra dirty. It's not just about the raunchiness stuff. It's not just about my life.

It's about, like, you know, the shit I'm going through. Clearly, I'm going through some shit right now. And I thought I would just give a quick update on that just because I posted a TikTok talk last week, you know, re-acknowledging some of the stuff I'm going through with my eating journey. And I acknowledge this on the show, you know, maybe a month or two ago, just putting it out there that this is something I'm going through. Like I'm just a human. I'm a girl just trying to navigate through life.

And this is part of it. This has been part of my life for a long time now. And I felt like I was doing a disservice, having a platform and not acknowledging it. I feel like it came to a point where I was like, okay, this needs to be discussed. Since then, I would agree that maybe not much progress has been made, but it's one of those things where you can't just snap your fingers overnight and, like, change those bad habits and gain 20 pounds. And, you know, I feel like I'm struggling between that and feeling like I owe my audience

something. There's a lot of people that have been supportive. but I feel like, you know, the people that love me and support me sometimes are, you know, like the silent people that don't like comment on my day-to-day TikToks and they just kind of like love me and support me from afar. It's the people that speak up behind those burner accounts that troll the fucking shit about me, like, and, you know, DME very hateful things, hoping like I die. I'm still getting a lot of that telling me like I'm a waste of life and that I should just

give up while I'm ahead. I feel like online bullying and just absolutely ripping people to shreds has become so, so, so normalized. It feels like Form Spring. Do you remember Form Spring back in 2012 where people just like rip people to shreds like through like anonymous posting? It feels like that, but it's become a lot more evil. You know what I think it is? I think people like comment these troll-ass comments knowing that they've never been anyone in their life at all and they think that if their comment gets likes that that's some sort of validation towards them when in reality they mean absolutely nothing to the world they're truly like a blimp on this earth that means nothing and i'm sad for them that they have to go out go to sleep at night knowing that no one gets a fuck about

them or knows who they are. You know, it's extremely disheartening. Before starting social media, I had no idea the kind of evil that there is in the world. And, you know, I'm accepting of that and I'm learning how to navigate through that. I can't wrap my mind around, you know, me admitting that I'm going through some shit and then people taking that, using it as like my Achilles heel and like knowing like that is a point where they can like knock me down even further because I feel like misery loves company and they just want to see me just fucking fail. I feel like people are just trying to push me off the internet right now. I just want to acknowledge that TikTok I posted. I almost have like 3,000 comments on that. There's people being

super kind, super supportive and super loving that I read every single one of them and it was very uplifting and made me feel, you know, a lot better about the situation. I've gotten so many DMs, DMs from content creators I look up to. And that made me feel a lot better because I was at a point where I was like, fuck, like, do I stop posting? Like, I don't want to be a person that's like triggering anyone else on the internet by the way I look. And I never thought that would have to be, you know, a conversation I would have had to have. I think a lot of people are just assuming that I have like no one in my corner. But like, trust me, behind the scenes, I have a lot of support. You know, I have my friends in New York. I have, you know, Matt and Alex are always

checking up on me and making sure I'm doing well and checking out of my mental health, you know, great. And I have all these people in my circle that I do care and that, you know, are keeping an eye on me. And I will say that, like, none of this is linear. This struggle is something that you can't really put into words because, you know, there is no cure. There is no, you know, plan that's just super black and white and how to navigate this because unless you deal with this kind of brain and this ED brain and those voices in your head that are telling you that you look gross and like the body dysmorphia and you know just changing habits from extremely bad habits to good habits I feel like it's a lot of work it's you have to be very proactive it's not like a drug

or alcohol or something like that you that you can just cut out you know food is a mountain that you have to climb every day. You can't ignore it. You have to learn how to deal with it. And it takes a very strong support system, a lot of willpower and a lot of, you know, just living your day proactively and making your health and your mental health a priority to get through it, to get through it on the other side. So I just wanted to acknowledge that, all the love that people have been sending me. And I appreciate it so much. It means the world to me. And none of it went unnoticed. So I just wanted to begin the episode with saying that. What are you little freaks?

Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay, what else do I want to fucking talk about? lot that was heavy. Let's talk about fall. Let's talk about fall in my bleak summer. Okay. I don't do well with transitions, clearly. I don't like when a season changes. It makes me feel extremely nostalgic in like kind of emo. I don't know. Like when like the end, like it's Columbus

Day weekend. Wait, is it Columbus Day weekend? I was just saying Columbus Day. Ohio. That's why I said that. It is Labor Day weekend. This is pretty much the last, you know, big summer weekend. I can already feel that fall breeze rolling in. But I will say fall is like my favorite time of year in New York. It's like probably my favorite out of all the seasons here. Like no one wants to fucking be here in the summer. Spring is okay. In winter, makes me one off myself. No offense. Like I'm thinking about even like going to Miami for a few months just to get out of like the darkness that is winter when it's like turning like super dark at 4 p.m. And like no one's outside and it's cold and it's just like yucky outside. But like what's coming up for me is

fashion week, which is I'm really excited about. I'm going to a lot of those events. Hopefully. I just came out with a couple big campaigns. I had a garage collab, which was really big at amazing. I just did a campaign with brunch and prints, which was really amazing. So I'm I'm doing a lot of fun stuff right now, and I feel like it's a good kickstart going into the fall. I'm also excited for, like, all these men to come back from the Hamptons, to come back from Nantucket, to come back from their year-o summers. Like, I'm missing seeing them at Chey Margo and at Zierre Bond, because I feel like everyone just flocks outside of the city in the summer, and it makes being here being, like, uninterested.

I haven't even seen my best girlfriends in a long time. They're all out with their boyfriends, which is another thing I want to talk about. I have been having a really single summer, not in the way you would think, where I'm like sleeping around. I am like in a three-month drought, I'm pretty sure. But like a drought that I feel like I needed to take, one because it's good to take droughts. I think it's important, especially for me. I don't want to, like, up my body count anymore than it needs to be. And, too, like, obviously with the stuff I just talked about and, like, my mental health

and, like, me just not feeling, like, good and sexy about my body right now, I just don't think having sex with someone right now is, like, on my, like, top list of to-dos. But I'm just hoping in the fall, like, I'm really going to, like, lean in to, like, making sure I'm making steps to feeling better about myself and, like, feeling. sexier, and, you know, getting a nutritionist in place and all that stuff. And I feel like if I do those things, then the happiness will come, the confidence will come. And then I feel like the men will come, but I am in no position right now. I don't have the mental capacity to put myself in a vulnerable situation with a man. I just feel like that would, you know, it would just

be disastrous right now. But I am kind of feeling like the single friend right now. And I don't know if this is relatable like you guys let me know in the comments but like all my friends are fucking happy in happy-ass relationships like my friend libs she's in turkey right now her boyfriend plays basketball overseas professionally she's been in honeymoon land all summer which i'm so happy for her i'm not the type of friend that's like fuck like fuck her like i blah blah like i'm so happy for her like they are thriving my best friend lauren she is obviously engaged she's planning her wedding she's doing wedding dress shopping and i've talked about this before like i'm not the type of person and like be like oh fuck like all my friends are getting into relationships

or like all my friends are getting engaged all my friends are moving in with there are significant others should i be doing that because i don't want to like just settle because i feel like you know the people around me are settling but you know there does come nights where i'm like you know i wish i like a texting buddy or like someone on my roster like someone i could invite over or someone i could just like even like lightly flirt with i'm like too much in my own world right now to be doing that also i'm like traveling left and right i am booked and busy which i'm so grateful and appreciate of but like it becomes a lot where i'm like when am i going to make dating a priority but like do i even want to make dating a priority like i have this guy text me right now very tall very handsome he literally

just texted me. I'm not even kidding. What time is it? It's 135 and he texted me at 1215. Miss, are you free Tuesday night? And then he just goes 8 p.m. And I just didn't reply because I don't want to be free Tuesday night at 8 p.m. Like, I don't really want to go on a date. That's not what I do. I don't like to date. It's not a hobby I subscribe to. Dating takes a lot of work. Why can't things just be like a little casual sometimes? What happened to being casual? Like, I don't know what happened to being casual. Everyone just thinks that, like, you hook up with someone a few times that you want to date. Has anyone listened to my show?

Like, that's not really how I move at all. Like, I'm okay with casual hookups. I'm very much okay with them. I'm too busy to, like, lean into the dating thing. Unless it's, like, the right person that crosses, like, my path. And I'm like, okay, I want to make a lot of time for this person and make this person a top priority. other than that, like, I'm okay with casual sex, and I feel like that is okay. I'm going to hold space for two truths.

I just said I didn't like transitions, but the only transition I am looking forward to when it comes to summer going into fall is the men coming back into the city. Because I just need some attention. I want guys to flirt with me, and I want to see them out. Where are they hiding? Literally, where are they hiding? I swear they're hiding at sporting events, which I've talked about. They're at the members' clubs.

But, like, I don't go to the gym that much. Let's be fucking, for real, are they at the gym? And by the way, when I go to the gym, Equinox, most of them, I'm not going to lie, they look gay. I have enough gays in my life. I love them to death. But, like, I'm not finding my husband at Equinox, I don't think. People say go to the park, go to the coffee shops. But, like, I don't, I Uber eats too much.

I'm always Uber eats. I'll Uber eats a Starbucks. I need to stop that. My dad is getting really mad at me for doing that. But, like, I am not going to the coffee shops. I just saw a line coming to the studio today of a line of about 120-somethings wrapped around the block just to get into Apollo bagels. That I do not understand.

And maybe it's because I have, like, an eating disorder and I'm not going to wait in the fucking line for a bagel shop. But, like, I don't think I would ever wait in the line for anything like that. But, you know, maybe that's where you're finding them in. Maybe I'll just wait in line for Apollo Biggles next week and see what happens, see what sticks. But like, I'm not going to the fucking park. I don't have a dog. What am we going to do with the park?

Also, I'm scared if I go to the park that one of those street interviewers will come attack me and say, what makes you most confident? And I'll literally run away. That's like my biggest fear of going outside is those fucking street interviewers asking me what makes. me confident today because nothing makes me you know what makes me confident like a dirty martini an extra dirty martini that makes me feel a little bit more confident a nice outfit that makes me feel a little bit more confident my best friends that are nowhere to be found right now because they're all in love right now those people make me confident but i can't find them i'm out here on my own i'm not going to go to the park alone that'll make me look a little suspect i don't think i can be

be going to the park alone what else so yeah but in a drought but it's not by its choice is by default so i have these guys over and i think they're one either trying to be super respectful but by the way if like you're in my bedroom like this is not the time and place to choose to respect me and this is like the one place you can be a little disrespectful towards me and i welcome that with my full fake chest or two, I think that they know what I do online, they know I have a podcast, they know how I speak on TikTok, they know I'm extremely unfiltered, and I think a little part of that is like they're a little scared for me to like air them out online, which I don't typically do unless one, I don't give a fuck about you or two, you cross me. So I guess the majority of people I do air out online now that I think about it. But there's a couple few that are like sweetest boys ever. Like I would never like there's guys that I've never even hinted to online here

just as out of respect of them being good boys, good people and I just like don't want. I'm not like an evil cunt unless you make me into one. But I was thinking about this the other day because I recently, as we talked about, got and my lips dissolved and I don't think I've given head or sucked dixon's I had my fresh new lips and I'm concerned that that's going to look different like what I like I'm known for giving the best head ask and I want anyone that I've sucked off to confirm this because I do give extremely firehead and like that I don't care if you guys come at me for being fatherless blah blah you're such a fucking whore that is a hill i will die on or i will suck on

i will suck on that hill i just like it's one of my talents some people are good at ice skating some people are good at geometry i give firehead and i always have i don't know if it's because i have oral fixation i used to bite my nails i do rip the vape i smoke cigarettes but there's something about sucking dick that calms me down and just brings my anxiety from a 10 to a 2 and so i appreciate it so now let's transition into a new segment i touched briefly on fashion week new york fashion week it's a big time in new york it's a time for like a lot of people coming into town it's basically like the kickstart of the fall season it's also the first fashion week before, you know, London, Milan, Paris, etc. So it's a big one.

So I thought it would be fun to, like, go through some of the red carpet style photos that are updated daily on People magazine, and I'll just, like, see what I think about them. Because I'm, like, really trying to lean into the fashion thing. I would like to think that I have good fashion. I know I dress, like, in my cozies on here a lot, but I'm just trying to be, like, comfortable and cozy with you guys because we're just, like, yapping, like, girlfriends. So, like, that's kind of the point of the show. So let's start.

Helen Mirren, for all the audio listeners, I'm going to do my best to describe what these people are wearing, but for the visual learners, I'm going to clip it in. Learners, listeners, I mean. Helen Mirren, she is wearing a floral dress, it seems. You know, I, you know me. I don't know if people follow me on Instagram, which you all should, by the way, because those were or you're going to find my outfits along TikTok. I'm not really big into the floral patterns.

To me, I mean, I think it could be elevated in a way and I'm not like coming at her, but it's just not for me. I don't think I would go outside wearing any flowers. It looks beautiful on her. I love her haircut. But the floral, it's just too like, it kind of reminds me of a curtain. is that bad to say or like you know a carpet but you know to reach their own i think she's rocking it she's gorgeous and she's she's outside the next one is pariseltin who i think is a style

icon in a lot of ways not necessarily for like what exactly she wears but how she owns it and i feel like we've seen her through the years through the 2000s like she has had some iconic whether that elevated looks or like you know the juicy couture dressed down looks in this picture she's wearing kind of like a black floral get up for her top and then like a leather skirt you know I would rock this I like how the top is sheer again I don't know how I feel about the collar neck I love the sunglasses like and the gloves are everything to me I want to start getting into gloves in the fall I think gloves are super chic super cunt especially the ones that like go up to your elbow. I think they're so hot. And then she's just wearing a basic black pump.

I think she looks great, but I always think she's like serving absolute cunt. I'm obsessed with her. Okay, next, Fadja Parks. I fucking love Favidra. If you guys know anything about me, I'm a big Bravo fan. Fabra was on the Real Housewives of Atlanta. And I thought she was one of the most funny, witty, but also very, very smart. That girl did everything in the books. Like she was a very smart woman in my opinion, but so hilarious. So she's wearing the sheer corset top over leopard print bra teamed with a leopard print pant. What are those pants called that everyone's obsessed with them right now? Capri. Capri. And I've talked about Capri's a little bit. I haven't gone to the Capri side yet. I see a trend.

happen and I try to avoid the trend as far as possible until I just can't until I usually see like Lauren Fish wear it and then I'm like fuck I I must acquire it because to me like Lauren Fish has like the best style ever so until she like tells me like this is in you must lean into this then I'll like be okay I'll consider it that is the her and Labuboos is the only thing I'm like Lauren I we're not seeing eye-dye on this but fashion-wise Lauren to me is like the best fashion um i like i like how it fits her i love the corset typically for me i'm not a leopard print girly i do not like leopard print but if it works on her i think she looks beautiful i love her hair she looks gorgeous the makeup looks good and she looks happy and smiling

giddy on this red carpet which is all that matters oh dakota johnson see this is a dress i would wear. This is a strapless body-con gown, I would say. Silver strapless gown by Gucci. Excessorized with silver jewelry and she wore her hair down long and straight. I'm a big fan of Dakota. I think she could wear a trash bag and I think she could be chic and cunt in it. I love her personality. I also, I feel like she's the only person that can really, really pull off a bang. I think it makes her so, like super sophisticated and gorgeous. But I think she looks great. No notes. I would wear this. I also love Gucci. Anything Gucci is cute. Zoe Cravitz. You know, she always looks timeless and beautiful. So she's wearing a plunging black gown with a

high slit and a massive white bow on the waist. I would wear. I would wear. wear this. I think she looks really chic. And I like the side boob. I'm a big fan of side boob. And I love the plunging neckline. And I always love how she does her makeup. It's super dewy and effortless and not too heavy, not too cakes on. I also like the high slit. I think it shows off her gorgeous legs. I mean, there's not much like bad things you can say about Zoe Cravitz. I feel like she pretty much nails it every time. She also, I feel like, is very, individually herself when it comes to her style choices which i feel like is important for everyone when i decide what to wear it's i think when you decide what you're wearing it should be what you feel

most confident so if you know and i feel like she really leans into that so i appreciate that so no notes i think she looks beautiful grace van patten also a big fan of her i do think so she's just wearing up like basically a black simple mini dress It is Prada, has fringe accents. I think, you know, for her, she could have done a lot more. I think she's stunning. She's gorgeous. I don't know how much the dress is doing for her.

It's not as form fitting as, like, I would prefer to wear it. But, you know, she's wearing her hair down. Her makeup is super simple and pretty. I think she looks really pretty, but I don't think this is something I typically would wear. I think she, for a red carpet, I think she could have done more. But big fan of her work. Ooh, this is fun. Adriya Arjana.

I hope I didn't bosh that, Adriya Arjana. She's at the Splitsville premiere in a dramatic black Loeweve dress with a structured silhouette and a plunging back. And then she's accessorized with Tiffany and Co jewelry. I think this is really different and cute. the plunging back it's structured in the front and the plunging back is really cool I don't know if I would wear this I don't know how comfortable this looks to be honest to me it feels like you wouldn't be able to do a lot with your arms unless it's just pictured

weird here I mean I think she looks great I like the high you know I love a high slick back bun I think she looks gorgeous but I mean wow I'm zooming in now She's extremely beautiful. But the structured part in the front, it looks a bit uncomfortable to me. But sometimes that's part of pulling off a sick outfit. They're not always going to be the most comfortable. But for me, it's like whatever I'm most comfortable in is what I'm wearing. I'd rather comfort over, you know, a crazy ass fit.

Sometimes you'll learn that the hard way, though. I guess it depends. Okay, next. Another Zoe Kravitz. Hi, Zoe. Zoe Kravitz appeared at the cot stealing photo in London wearing a pale yellow dress with delicate embroidery and ruffled short sleeves. She added sunglasses in a black ballet flat.

All right, let's start with the back ballet flat. That's something I don't do. You're never going to catch me in a ballet flat. It's not my thing. I typically like a heel. I like to be tall. I like to be looking down at all my ops. and also like

I need to make sure a guy is taller than me so if you're petite you can handle a flat but like I need to like wear heels to make sure I know a guy is like above six something maybe I'm shallow for that but that's just personal preference in my opinion you know like I just said I like Zoe's style

for me this yellow dress is not something I would wear I think it's a bit too feminine for my liking I feel like I tend to dress on the edgier side but she looks beautiful in it. I don't know what time of day it is. I feel like this is definitely like a daytime dress. She looks casual.

She looks like she just kind of stepped down. She's ready to go get a coffee. I don't know if she's on a carpet or not, but I mean, she looks good. I mean, you can't really go wrong with her bone structure. Like her body and her bone structure, she is objectively a beautiful woman. So I think she could wear whatever the fuck she wants

and she's going to be like, oh, she looks great. Anyways, next, oh, Laney Wilson appeared at Series XM's Small Stage Series wearing jeans in a black leather flared chap. And a black sleeveless lace-up top, of course the country star accessed your eyes with their signature cowgirl hat. See, the Western look is not something I really subscribe to unless I'm at stagecoach. I don't really know how I feel about a chap unless I'm in the bedroom. You know, maybe I'll throw in a chap

If a guy's into that But I don't think I'll be wearing chaps To a red carpet Or to any, you know, big pictured event I wouldn't say I love this outfit Her face card is beautiful It clearly doesn't decline But I'm just like not a Western

I don't dress Westernish like that I'm like a girl from Boston that lives in New York City like you wouldn't probably catch me like this unless I was going to like a theme party or stage coach like I said but like again like if she feels confident hitting the carpet like that like power to her I mean she looks good it's not something I typically would wear okay next Heidi Klum my queen I actually am a big fan of Heidi Klum like in silence I think Heidi Klum is super iconic and just a timeless beauty she could wear whatever the hell she wants She's wearing this beautiful purple.

It says she was spotted in a glamorous purple gown on the set of Devil Wears Prada 2 in New York City. The supermodel also wore black loafers and a pair of aviator sunglasses. I mean, I just think this color purple is beautiful. I think she looks beautiful. Her hair looks beautiful. I don't know how old she is, but she is crushing it. To me, she looks like, she's going to be like, to me, like, to me, she's like, a top five supermodel i don't know if that's a hot take but i think she's always just the nines looks

beautiful and gorgeous and i have no notes here and she's just like stepping out on the set of devil wearers powder too like that's like the biggest flex ever i'm like wondering if she's in it okay let's do this one jena ortega i love jenna ortega she is wearing here she stepped out for a wednesday season two fan event in a black and orange striped fendi gown in a fur coat The actress added matching striped gloves and wore a hair in long waves. I think this look is fucking iconic in unexpected that I would actually like this, but just the contrast with the leather skirt. I don't even know if I could pull this off, but I look at this look and I'm like,

holy fuck, this girl is iconic for wearing this. The fur coat, I love the details of the fur coat. Her makeup is perfect. Her hair is long, busts down and wavy. and looks like the waves of the ocean and the gloves that match her gown that is also striped I think is perfect as well and then she's wearing some sort of like

swayed boot it looks like I think 10 out of 10 no notes see this is giving con this is what I would like to give in New York City in the winter and I think it fits perfectly like the event like Wednesday Adams I feel like it's kind of like dark gloomy but like also elevated and super, super chic.

I think she's serving absolute base and absolute cunt here, and I'm obsessed. Issa Ray appeared at a pop-up event in L.A. wearing a yellow crop top in light-washed jeans with silver platforms. You know, like, I don't know what event this is. I don't know if I'd wear this to a pictured event. It seems very simple. Like, I'd wear this to brunch.

I think she looks beautiful. But I don't like light holes in denim jeans anymore. So for me personally, I don't think I would wear this, but like, she looks comfy and cozy, and I respect that. Okay, let's do one more. Let's go over Gwendolyn and Christy. I attended on Wednesday season 2 fan event in Sydney and a blue satin gown by Mu-mew. The dress featured short sleeves and 3D accents at the hips.

I would not wear this. That's just a personal preference for me. I love the color. She looks great. but I don't like the hip accents. I don't think I would like that. I mean, I really have to try this one on. But again, any dress I wear, I want my tits to be popping out.

And maybe my frontal lobe hasn't developed yet where like maybe I should be like a little bit more elevated, a little bit more like, you know, covering my chest. But like I'm at the point right now, I'm 27 years old. I just bought a fake chest. I want to show my fake chest. And I feel like that's okay to have that preference. She looks sunny and gorgeous.

I love meo-meo. I love satin and I do like this color blue. But I don't really love the length of the dress and I don't like the structured aspects around the hips. But she looks gorgeous. I just want to add that. I don't want to be like Joan Rivers up in this bitch where I'm ripping people to shreds on here.

That's not what I'm about. I think everyone I reviewed today is beautiful and gorgeous. I would just say what I would personally, like, wear and what I personally wouldn't wear. And that was kind of the point of this segment. Just to make that clear, I don't want to, like, rip anyone to shreds. Because, like, I'm sure people, like, would rip some of the things I wear to shreds. I mean, I'm wearing, like, a very simple, cozy ass outfit right now. It's not for everyone.

Some people want to be dressed in the nines at all times, which is okay. Okay, guys, for my last segment, I, like I always do. I'm going to go through some bad shit crazy stories that you guys have submitted through my extra dirty account. Feel free, even if I don't post a story saying submit these stories, I still want you guys as avid listeners to be sending me all the bad shit crazy shit you do. I love reading them. Also, I will usually bring it up on the show because then it reminds me the bad shit things

I do and then we can all just be having a funny conversation about how bad shit we are as people um okay so let's begin the guys i met offered to pay me a thousand dollars to shit on his jest i'm wondering if you did it also there was this rumor on reddit a couple years ago about me that a guy that i worked with made up and he didn't use a burner account name and he went to college with my sister i have to find this reddit thread but basically it was a whole thing because he used his own name. And like, that's like Reddit 101. Use a fucking burner account, you weird freak.

We've made a man since then. But he basically went online, said I lived alone in New York City, and then I'm basically an escort, and that I allow random rich men to take shits on my chest. Not me taking shits on their chest. They take shits on my chest for money. And I was like, wait, how did he, how did this even come about? and not only was it on like a Reddit thread

it was on like a bar stool like for the boys Reddit thread and they were like oh my god is this about Hallie Badchel and is like yeah dude like what a tough look for like I feel bad for her brothers like they have to live with that shit

just clear in the air I never let anyone shit on my chest and I would never shit on anyone else's chest like maybe for like a lot of money though like millions I don't know anyways next i've been hooking up with a co-work for the past few months i'm 27 and he's 56 period is your boss i always say this like if i had a really fucking hot boss and i love older men

there's something wrong with me like i do like the older daddies there's something about them that just like make me feel like they could just take care of me and like hold me and just like i don't know there's something fucking wrong with me mentally we just went over that in the beginning of the show, but I don't see anything wrong with an age gap. I think after the age of 25, an age gap really doesn't fucking matter. I have hooked up with guys in their 50s in my early 20s. I didn't really feel like see anything wrong with that. I thought it was kind of hot and they definitely thought it was kind of hot. And you know, the only difference is like they're just like they don't give a fuck. They're like a little bit more experienced and like that part of it

is a little intimidating, but you get used to it, so I don't know. I think that's fine, just don't get fired and, like, don't tell HR. I don't know if you have the human resources thing going on, but, like, don't get fired over some dick. That's, like, not what we're about in 2025, especially over a man. Like, we're not getting fired over dick, okay? Had a threesome with my manager and her boyfriend. Spicy or fucked up.

I think that's hot. But is it going to be awkward at work? like how did that even come to about like what you guys having like post work drinks and then just things got spicy see like I think that's hot I've had a three-sum in a minute though maybe I'll introduce those back in the fall maybe we'll be the fall of threesomes because I think three-sums are a lot of fun and silly and flirty but they're kind of like it's like juggling a lot of balls no pun intended knowing what to do and what position to be in and like there's that aspect where it's like when you're doing it with a couple, you know, they're obviously they owe a lot more to

each other and you are the third. Are there like elements of jealousy? Also like this person is your manager. So that's an extra element that I would keep in mind just because there's different power dynamics at play here. So that's the only thing I think would be sticky. I think when you're having a threesome, you have to be the random person in the third. as the third or if you're in a relationship, you have to find a third that is a completely random person, like that you meet out or like they're a mutual, someone that like you guys have no contact to on the day to day because like then things could get really weird and you don't want that to become in like the middle of either your work relationship or like they, like you don't

want them resenting you as like a person that gets in the middle of their relationship. If you, if I'm making any sense here, I would just be careful about choosing who you're having a threesome with. Okay, next. Swallowed a load in a porta potty during the provista soul concert last weekend, honestly, period. But if I were to swallow a load, the last place I would do it would be in a fucking port-a-potty. The thought of that makes me want to gag and not in a good way.

that's like a lot how did that even happen was there a line out the door oh boy but like it is rufus desol I get it you know the music's good and sometimes you just want to swallow a load maybe there was no food at the concert

you just wanted some protein I get that but like a porta potty is absolutely fucking diabolical but I kind of want to be friends with you I'm not gonna lie that's kind of iconic and maybe I'll do that at the next concert I go to. Took a pick with my ex-situationship's credit card and used it when he fueled Florida to meet a girl.

As you fucking should. As he fucking should. I think at one point I was looking at this guy and I had his card on Apple Pay and then he gave me chlamydia and I wouldn't stop using it until he canceled his card. And I feel like that's just two plus two equals four.

Maybe I was using the money to go to the clinic to get the chlamydia pills. Like, you know, like, I feel like that makes sense. If he is going to meet up with another girl and you have his credit card, girl, buy a table at a club and meet some other guys and suck their dicks. That's what I would have done. And maybe that's bad advice for the youth. But do what you got to do to get through those times, girl. Like, we've all been there.

got my ex's Instagram password and caught him cheating so I DM the girl a video of him licking my pussy I would do the exact same thing but like does the girl know that I have a couple questions did the girl know that he was in relationship I mean probably if he's posting you on his Instagram but that's fucked up I would have done the same fucking shit like as you should fuck these bitches girls are so fucking shady I would have sent a lot more than that. I would have been sending back shots the craziest things I could find of me and that man to that girl. That's what I would have been doing. I think I've done that before, I want to say. I'm trying to remember. Oh, these men, I fucking hate these men. But at the end of the day, the men are to

blame. The girl is just like a fucking annoying side part, but like you should be handling the situation with your man. It's so much. easier said than done though because i would be doing the exact same shit i would try to piss off this girl just as much as you did but it's the man's fault it's always the fucking man's fault when is it not the man's fault okay following that up with had sex in mindfulness slash meditation room in the library of my college campus oh my god that's kind of fucking iconic i've had sex in the library bathroom before too you know finals can get difficult and sometimes you need to take a break from writing that long thesis and suck someone sideways i get that i don't see anything wrong

with this and i think you should do it again and record it next time that's fun that's flirty that's what college should be about doing crazy shit like this anyways i'm 26 been there been with my man for six years. We just got married and he's never made me finish. Divorce. That's all I have to say. Next. I need to know if you've ever fucked any of your guy friends that you post on your story, not great in. Um, yeah, most of them probably. Which ones you're referring to? I've poked up a lot with a lot of my guy friends and probably a lot of them you probably know from online. unfortunately i have a couple martinis and everyone looks like theo james at that point at the end of the night and i'm just like ready to rumble okay also like a girl's got to eat and i trust these guys

sometimes so like why not silly goofy we're still friends whatever but i've never done anything people keep thinking i've done shit with gradient which is kind of diabolical grade in when i change he'll like turn away and won't even look at my clam he'd be like ah clam casino goodbye he doesn't want to look at my taco it's okay he hates taco but oh that reminds me what am i getting for lunch today but anyways i i have hooked up with a few of my guy friends but we're still friends that's what i mean like i can do casual sex and it's not that deep and like i love them all whatever okay one time a hookup had to fist me to get a vibrator out that was stuck in my cooch. I will say this might be a unique experience. I can't say this has ever happened to me. What toy was it? I always worry

about that with butt plugs, which is why the butt plugs usually have like a nodge at the ends where it's like kind of shaped like a, you know, like an ace of spade so you can like pull it out like a wine cork pop. But what if it got stuck in there? That would be very unfortunate. but like shit happens at least it wasn't stuck in your ass that fissing situation would have been a lot more difficult and I'm not sure he would have talked to you after that my boyfriend of five years has no idea I wear blue collar contacts I feel like that's okay I doubt he gives a fuck I don't think it's like Hannah Montana situation where like you take your contacts out one day and he's like oh my god you're not Hannah Montana you're mildly cyrus I feel like it's like very different and like you're

like fooling him and catfishing him you want to wear fucking it's like the same thing as like dyeing your hair blonde like i don't think it's that big of a deal he likes you with your blue colored contacts i don't think he would really honestly he probably doesn't even notice color your eyes that much as much as you think all right next my ex used to ask me if he could try on my clothes and bikinis to paint and to paint his nails um it's giving kately jenner circa 2011 i don't know i just feel wary of this situation. I don't really know what kind of man does that. I mean, to each of their own, it's 2025, and we all have our preferences. Are you okay with that? That's all that matters. If you're not,

then, you know, pack it up. Pack it up. I don't know if that would turn me on. That might give me the ick. If I walked into my room and a guy has his bolting penis in my favorite Frankie's bikinis and he's painting his nails, you know, bubble gum pink. I don't know how I would feel about that that might stress me out to the max but that's just my personal preference my boyfriend peed on me i liked it you know sometimes it's like nice and warm that's happened to me before in the shower but like i think they were like being funny i don't it wasn't like sexual it was like ha ha we're in the shower i'm being on you i'm like okay i think i was like 17 though like if you like it like you like some people like different things saturday night i called my ex-boyfriend from high school blackdow asking

to fuck girl we've all been there and we're all gonna be there and that's what connects us as girls that's girlhood right there don't feel bad about calling your ex asking to fuck a girl's got to eat and that's comfortability you know what that dick is like you know it's going to be hot and passionate ex-ex is amazing sex because it has a little bit of hate a little bit of hurt, a lot of passion, a little go fuck yourself, you're always going to finish. He knows your body, you know his body, it's going to be good, usually. It might end in a fight. In the next day, you might really feel bad about yourself, but in that drunken moment,

it's going to feel really fucking good and euphoric, and you'll move on, it'll be okay. The world will keep spinning. And that's a great one to end it on, I feel like. As always, extra dirty. you can watch on YouTube, like, subscribe, and then you can listen to me on any other platform of your liking. As always, I appreciate. I love you guys so much. This episode was a bit mix of chaos and it was a little bit heavy, but all in all, I love you guys. Thank you for all the support always. You guys are my people, my rocks, and thank you for tuning in. And I will

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