Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Debrief with Daddy: V-Day, college years, & sibling dynamics

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

Grab your to-go bloody marys ladies!! Hallie and Father Cooper sit down to recap it all: the sexy soiree of Date Night with Daddy, Alex and Matt trying to set Hallie up, and an intention-setting moment to manifest Hallie's dream man. Alex reminisces about her bottle service days, Hallie spills on a sketchy Massachusetts photoshoot, and they both agree that male soccer players are objectively NOT hot. They unpack why watching the Super Bowl IRL is mid, Hallie’s unexpected front-row moment at Tory Burch, and the truth behind perfectly curated celebrity photos. Plus, Hallie shares her take on sex positions (no need to reinvent the wheel), and the episode wraps up with a rapid-fire: morning vs. night sex, Alex's go-to bagel shop, tattooing a man’s name on her body, faking exits from bad dates, and more. Throw on your favorite hoodie and follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie! If you love the show, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you cookies!

I've had guys like ask me to like send them videos of me like giving other people head. Or like having sex with other guys. Have you done it? Yeah. Okay guys I'm putting something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debris situation. Hi this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys I had every intention of staying in last night.

After Call It Addy, they were just ripping me to absolute fucking shreds. I was getting death threats for what? Like, why was I getting death threats? I didn't say anything that controversial. I'm not saying that death threats aren't like a serious thing to take into account. But like, I was like, wait, why me? It's so funny to me. No, listen to what I'm saying.

It's so funny to me that like people are saying those things over like you saying like, my dad lets me use his credit card. They're like, you must die. I'm like, death to her. Shetty bitch. Death to her. Stoner. Death to her.

Stoner, oh my god, Marshall. Marshall and the buddies. You guys. Oh my god, I'm screaming. I need a hair of the dog yesterday. Wait, you're iconic, thank you so much. Wait, I love you so much. Okay, Halle, now you kick it off.

Okay. It's your show. Hold on, let me just do this. I'm doing zero work today. This is literally you. Okay, cheers. Cheers, what do you wanna talk about? No, Halle, this is your show.

Give me an intro. Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm here with my boss today. I didn't know we were recording with her, but here we are. Hi, Alex. Hi, Hallie. We I'm so happy that we're recording together because I woke up this morning.

We are both violently hungover. And we both said, like, I think we have a lot of work to do. And Hallie said, I have to record the podcast. And I said, OK, I can come by. Like, no, it's perfect. Let's talk about how I'm crashing your Valentine's Day. And we're going to start rumors about us being a threat ball. Matt completely scheduled like a romantic dinner. He got me flowers. He is, let me just fucking hype my husband up. He's sweet. He's amazing. He's a sweet man and he

sent, he actually sent Lauren flowers to Chicago and he wrote her sweet note being like I love you so much like you're the best whatever blah blah and he wrote her a sweet note being like, I love you so much, like you're the best, whatever, blah, blah. And he got Halle flowers for Valentine's Day and then he got me flowers. And call me Nantucket's sweetheart. Yeah, that was sweet. But I do think the rumors are gonna start to pile in. Well, especially after like, you know,

like the story with Jordan and Lauren. We're gonna think I like, suck everyone else's spouses. Halle's, how Halle reaches her bonuses per quarter. We're gonna think I suck everyone else's spouses' dicks. Howie reaches her bonuses per quarter. I fly to LA. She diddles. I sleep right between Alex and Matt. And she gives us a little tinky-winky in the hot tub. Okay, yeah, no.

Tinky-winkies and zing. We just really do enjoy each other's company, I promise. There is no, we don't have it, I have been seeing. We build a friendship. No, you know what I've been seeing recently? I have been seeing so many people talk about they have open relationships. Wait, are you trying to tell me something?

Wait, would Lauren consider herself in an open relationship? No, I think she's just like a cuck. Do you know what a cuck is? That's, yes, you're cuck holding. I think she's a Leo. Like you know, like she just like. Are you saying Leonardo DiCaprio or Leo like on the fucking astronaut? Leo energy.

She's like, I'm so confident in myself. I just like, this doesn't bother me. I think there's a difference between. No, no, no Lauren, I'm so sorry. But I do think there's a difference between being a confident person. Being a cuck is insane. Do you know they do that on Nantucket? Like everyone does like the upside down pineapple thing.

Let's talk about cuck holding. Yeah, let's talk about it. Because I do think it's such an interesting conversation. Would you ever, if you were in a relationship, be down to see your man be getting fucked? I feel like it's more for the man. No, wait, so I was just on TikTok and there's this one girl that,

I think she's from Australia, and she goes and she fucks couples or she, whatever. And there was this one couple that she went and fucked and the woman was requesting that she fuck her husband and the woman, the wife just wanted to sit in the corner and watch. And while they were having sex, she wanted her husband to talk shit on her,

being like, yeah, look, like, look, I'm fucking this bitch. Like, don't you like blah, blah, blah. And okay. I've had guys like ask me to like send them videos of me like giving other people head or like having sex with other guys. Have you done it? Yeah.

I think, listen, this is like not to be toxic, but I always find there's like a level of jealousy that is attractive. And I don't want to be jealous all the time ever. I never feel like insecure with Matt. But whenever I see like a girl like looking at Matt or like trying to be a little flirty with Matt, I'm like, ooh, like that's my guy. I want to like go home and fuck him now because that's mine.

But I'm not like seeking out being jealous, but I think there's the right level of jealousy, but I don't think I could sit in the fucking corner and watch Matt have sex with another woman and be like, you guys good? What do you think, like five more minutes? I'm gonna order the beef stew on Grubhub. Matt, let's go home and eat dinner together.

No. I couldn't do it. I feel like you could do it. I won't do it. I feel like you could do it. I won't knock it. I can't wait to see who you become in a relationship with. Yeah, I'm like not good in relationships though. It kind of like brings to light all my insecurities. Yeah, what are the insecurities

and let's work through it right now on this podcast. Like I always just think I'm like waiting for like the ball to drop. You think they're gonna abandon you? I think they're gonna cheat or like, I think I'm gonna cheat and then I cheat. But that's what's so weird is because your parents are so in love and they have, from what I understand,

never had a cheating scandal. So like, where does this come from? Low self-esteem as a child. No, it's not funny. I was a fat kid. Okay, so you thought that... So I just like, I feel like I experienced a lot of rejection when I was younger. Okay.

And then, oh, we're really working through this. Shit. We're so hung over and we're like, no, this is what we want to talk about. Yeah. So I just feel like in relationships, and I have been cheated on. So I feel like I just don't trust men. I will say, when you get cheated on, there is quite literally nothing more debilitating

than trying to get into your next relationship and trying to convince yourself mentally that it wouldn't happen, because no one goes into a relationship, and they're like, I'm gonna get cheated on. Even when you fuck with a fuck boy, I've dated guys that on paper, I was like, of course this man is gonna cheat on me.

But there's no one in their right mind, unless they're actually just in it for money, and you're going to date fucking Kanye West, and you're like, I'm sure, I'm gonna, whatever it is. But for the most part, no one thinks it. So when you do get cheated on, it's so fucking horrifying, and you're embarrassed within yourself, and you're mad at yourself, and you take so much blame so I get it it's like a reverse

psychology though because I would always like go back to like the cheats like you try to figure out why they cheated and you try to like solve it yes because then there's the ego involved because the ego gets crushed yeah and I've got a big ego yeah you do too I have a big ego but I've like I don't know a mask I think it's masking something deeper okay wait let's talk about who Halle's going to marry. I love how we're going to marry instead of date first. Actually, you need to just go on like a date with a man first.

I don't date, you know this. I think it's like a hobby that I just want no part of. How are we gonna skip to the good part of you getting married if we can't even? I literally, like, I just think I'll, like, run into someone on the street one day or meet them, but, like, you have to, like, find a man. I want to find you, like, okay, we, I...

No, you can't send me out with any more people. No. I'm over it. I kind of feel like I'm really not hitting the mark with you with setting people up with you. Let's talk about last night. Let's keep it ambiguous. But let's talk about last night. Let's keep it ambiguous. Let's talk about last night. Okay, yeah.

So last night we had a party that we threw, SiriusXM threw me a party for this new launch of our partnership and it was called Date Night with Daddy. It was so fucking fun. Everyone, I will say, I feel like I go out all the time and I, when you're in your normal day life, like you're putting on like your cute jeans and your little top, like I actually really enjoyed that everyone dressed up last night. It was nice.

It was. Elevated cocktail. Yeah. Everyone's looking incredible. And then there's this man. Yeah. It's the last minute of the night that we're about to leave and this man shows up that is in Matt's orbit.

That is so fucking stunning. You don't even remember. I couldn't see at that point. I wish I met him in the first hour of the night. And then Matt tries to introduce me. I'm like, Matt, not again. No. Let me also clarify. I'm pulling Matt out of this fucking club and I'm like, it's time to go. And Matt's like, I'm ready. Let's go. And then he shows up and we're like, fuck, how can we not introduce Halle to this man? He's so attractive. And like, he's a movie star at this point. Like get fucking ready girl, this is.

And you literally go, movie star? I remember your eyes were in the back of your fucking head and your tongue is on the side of your mouth. And when I said movie star, Halle was like, where? Push me in his direction. I was like, I physically. I was like, that's a raven. You were literally like, where? She could smell it. So I pushed her, that's a raven. You were like, where?

She could smell it. So I pushed her in that direction with her little booty shorts and her little crop top on. And all of a sudden you guys had fucking 30 seconds together and I see you exchanging phone numbers. What did you say? How did we get there that fast? I don't know.

I feel like he was just like, hi. And I was like, we gotta go. And then he was like, be my Valentine. He said, be my Valentine. That's kind of cute. It was cute, but kind of, like I haven't saved his contact yet, because I wasn't sure.

Yeah, no, she screenshot his name this morning to me and sent me their conversation. And you were like, he's making it really hard for me to save his number. And it wasn't even that. He sent me an otter holding a heart I actually kind of thought it was cute and endearing. How old is he? This is the thing. Does he have an accent? I thought he had like oh, it's a twang southern

Anyways, so we thought we found Halle a boy last night, but she hasn't texted him back And I said it's Valentine's Day tonight You could ask him to come and do a double date, but instead she wants to fuck my husband tonight and we are calling the three of us to a fucking dinner. Wait, but now, so this morning we're on our way to work and Matt calls us, because we're driving in different cars and Matt was like, Hallie, we need to figure out what kind of guy you want.

And we decided, because of the men that you've been showing us, as your LA parents, we are not letting you showing us, as your LA parents, we are not letting you, no, as your LA guardians, we are not letting you date a fucking man that takes goddamn brand deals. No, yeah. Okay? Yeah, an endorsement we agreed upon. That's okay.

Matt said if it's a Nike endorsement, if it's a campaign where he's on a cover of men's health, if he's got an endorsement for 10 it's a campaign where he's on a cover of Men's Health, if he's got an endorsement for 10 plus million, he did say a hundred, but I was like, let's, 10 plus million. Let's start from, let's start realistic. Let's do five to 10 million. We're okay with that, but a brand deal?

Yeah, nothing makes me drier than seeing a man like pose for Uber Eats or something. I have said it many times, no. I'm like, babe, put your phone down. Do people do Uber Eats or something. I have said it many times. I'm like, babe, put your phone down. Do people do Uber Eats friend deals? Yeah. Build rewards. I just feel, and I would love to know people

in the comments. I married Matthew for many reasons. I thought you did. Yeah, I did. But something that I am so grateful for is his earnest, genuine interest in his anonymity. Like he wants to try and stay as on the fray

of the conversation, but recognizes the monster he married. So he's like, I get, I have to like lightly be in it in moments, but if Matt was shoving to the front of the camera and was doing a goddamn renegade with me, I would fucking divorce his mom so fast. He's like, but do you know what I mean? The couples that have the man doing it. Like, and I'm just saying, it doesn't work for me.

For me, for me, you people in the comments, for me. For me. I just think it's like male and woman fields kind of vibes. Like I feel like influencing is for like the girls. It is just like only fans. Yeah, like I just found out that like lots of guys have only fans and like what they're just like grabbing their junk for like like and subscribe. Like what it's just like for who I know it's like if you guys are going to always objectify

us as women, let us at least make all the money from it. Right. Don't try to come into our field. No, like let us get our coin and fuck you right off Okay, so we're gonna get you a guy We because can we tell the story of the guy that facetimed you the other night doing blow or no the morning? Oh, yeah, that's right. No, I mean we can tell that story that was fucking insane He's probably gonna watch this but I don't really care Well, I think because I'm not letting you date him because he's a fucking influencer so we can let it roll bitch

Well, good thing because I'm not letting you date him because he's a fucking influencer, so we can let it roll, bitch. No, yeah, he FaceTimed me and it was like Wednesday morning. And just for context, at this point, Halle is like teetering with the idea, like would I be into this man? I thought I showed you him. I was like, this man is cute.

Adorable, like at face value, he is a very good looking man. Then I looked at his following, like who he follows, you being one of them, and I was like, fuck. And then you know what Matt pointed out? He's up to no good. When you handed Matt the phone, Matt was like, what are these like, highlight reels?

Why does he have like 19 highlight reels? And then we clicked on a Q and A, and it was a centipede long of like question and answer that he was answering, and I was like, it is gonna be, you can't do this to yourself. Like this man is so, no man doing that. I like his mustache. His mustache is fucking hot.

Okay, so then now tell them what happened. But then like, I was like, he might be a sweet boy and I like funny. He like seems funny. He's not a sweet boy, tell them the story. Okay, so he obviously hadn't slept yet. I didn't know that, I just woke up. It's like 1030. He, I can't. He's like ripping bumps to blow and drinking like a course light and

he's like, let's go to lunch. And I'm like, wait, what? And then he was like asking all these questions and he's like, I looked you up on Reddit yesterday and like asked me about like all these different things. I'm like, wait, this is not the way to connect to me is asking me about like posts on Reddit. We don't, wait, this is not the way to connect to me is asking me about posts on Reddit. We don't go on there. No, and nudes and like. You guys, I was trying to find your fake tits on Reddit and I was like, I just woke up.

I don't know you and I don't send nudes anymore. I know, I'm so over nudes. Wait, who sends nudes? Especially when you do this shit. Yeah, no, yeah, the gays, the gays, the gays. You guys send nudes? Yeah, the gays. The girls in the gays used to send nudes and you guys are new the gays the girls in the gays used to send news

And now it's just the gays. I swear to God. No because the girls it's just like again We're just like our lives are just like ruined like we can't even enjoy one thing for ourselves anymore Like people exploit us people leak them and it's annoying. They kind of want mine to get leaked I know like I think it'd be good for the brand. I Always wondered if like some of the videos I was taking back in the day would Get leaked on my snapchat. That was fucking terrifying. I told you don't even try fucking I told you about the time that someone hacked my snapchat got past two-step verification Like what I was sending two guys there from years ago like my tits were like real so I knew they were old videos

But what did your tits look like real, so I knew they were old videos, but. What did your tits look like before you got them done? They looked saggy and sad, because I went on birth control, they were double Ds and then I lost all that weight. So they just looked like a sad balloon. It kind of looks like a mochi ball that I've been sitting on the sun.

You know what I mean? Picture that. Honestly, I wish I knew you in your mochi ball era. No honestly, I needed fake tits. I want them to be bigger. We need to know each other. No, you're not getting bigger. Okay.

Do you think we ever ran into each other in Boston when we were young? I've seen you at Capo when you had your silver fox bijou hair. Halle loves to bring up my bottle girl days and it is like you're the only one. You don't talk about it enough. No, because no one cares. I care. it's important. No one brings up that I was a bottle girl for a hot second. And like I-

It is amazing. It's incredible. It's like the most interesting of all. No, it's like, I bring it up every time I see you. Dude, I loved those days. Did you ever sit on like the waiter's like, like the waiter's shoulders. First of all, that is not a thing. Like second of all, that is a thing. No. The grand. What was the application process? Okay,

do you want me to tell you? Yeah. So it is my sophomore, no, my freshman year, summer going into my sophomore year. And I am like, I'm going to be able to afford spring break next year. And my parents were just like horrible people and wouldn't just cough up the cash. So I had to go for myself. Thanks, mom. And so I remember I was dating this guy at the time and he drove me down to Bijou and I was wearing this like tiny, tiny little black dress and heels. And I had like 45 extensions in my head. They were silver. You're right.

You have that framed in your bathroom, by the way. Oh my god. The silver hair. No, that's a different era of silver. This was when it was like blue silver and like I had black eyebrows and orange skin. People are gonna come and be like, you still do. So I walk in and I'm like, hi, I'm here, I wanna apply for a job. And I bet there's a lot of times where girls walk in

in yoga pants and a little hoodie asking, but I showed up because I was going out later that night with my friends. So I looked like I fit the fuck in already. I walked in and the manager brought me in and he looked like he was a fucking sex offender. He was giving, like, I'm gonna fucking pillage you and your family.

I was so scared. He had tats all over him. His muscle shirt was so tight. He was freaking me out. And he was literally staring in between my crotch. And when I was doing the interview, he was just looking literally at my lips. And I was like-

Your labia? Yes. And I was like- Your labia? Yes. And I was like, I just like really want like a bottle, or I, no, I said I wanted to do it, be a bartender. I was like, I wanna be a bartender. I've never fucking bartended in my fucking life. And on the spot, he was like, done, you got the job. He was like, go like this for two minutes.

He's like, what's your upper body strength? What's like, can you actually just- He was like, can you actually just- Boom, take off your dress right now and I'll give you the job. That's literally the energy he was giving. Because I knew that he had a wife, but all the girls talked about how he would like fuck all the bottle girls and the bartenders. And I was like the youngest girl coming in and I was so out of my league. I was also like playing division one soccer at the time and I didn't tell any of my friends that I was doing this.

But I think they like they like expected that shit for me. So I immediately start and I remember shout out if you're ever watching this, but I think they like expected that shit from me. So I immediately start. And I remember, shout out if you're ever watching this, her name was Noelle, and she was like the it bartender. And I went behind with her and we started. And Bijou was kind of like international club vibes. There's all these international men coming in, all the uncircumcised dicks just like walking around

like looking for me to just like make them a drink. And I don't know how to make a drink. So I'm pouring shit left and right. It's horrible. It's just like orange juice and- No, it's harder than that, first of all. Cause you have to do, listen, you go like this. She's getting defensive.

No, it was harder. Make a kamikaze shot. What is that? Exactly. Is that a bomb? Dumb bitch. A kamikaze shot. No, when someone would be like, give me like a whiskey sour or give me like a Manhattan,

I would literally be like, okay. And I would be taking all these things and being like, here you go, finally. Yes. So you go like this. It usually has a bottle tip on it. And I would go one, two, three, four, five, six, or you go one, two, three.

It's a count of six or three, depending on how fast you do it, but I always went one, two, three, four, five, six, okay? And I was fucking good at it. I started to get good at it. But then, they said, you know, we wanna see if you could become a bottle girl. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

Because you're kind of like, no, wait, how did I get from, I wanna be the bartender. And then I did bottle service for one night and I wanted to cry. Just like guy. And you were dating someone at the time? Yeah, and he would pick me up afterwards. Can we talk about college you?

Cause like I'm over here being like a bartender, bottle girl, sucking and fucking. My hair was brown. What? You know, I used to like, I was signed to a modeling agency. Oh my God, flex. I mean, it was just the jankiest thing ever.

Like they would send me to like place. It was like a mass modeling agency. Like Massachusetts doesn't have many. They sent me to like, wait, crazy story. They sent me in the middle of the woods to this like photographer's house and I did this shoot. And I was there alone. I was the model.

And this guy had like sex offender registry papers on his thing that he, and I was like shoot and I was there alone. I was the model and this guy had like sex offender registry papers on his thing and I was like, oh my God, I called the agent and I'm like, wait, this guy's a sex offender. I still did the shoot. It was unpaid too. What kind of photos were you taking? In a pool and it's like blow up above the ground pool

and for no money. Like why did my mom let me go to that? Wait, your mother knew about this? Yeah, the sex offender papers, I like. He never tried to touch you? No, but I like was worried. Like I just like changed in his janky ass bathroom. Oh yeah, and he definitely had cameras in there.

And I was like. He still jacks off to it to this day. I mean, I would if I were him, yeah. But like. Were you in your mochi era then? Yeah. I was in my mochi, but I was also very thin. I don't know like

there's anything to jack off to at that point. That was crazy. How incredible that we now have our thing where when we call pre-tit Hallie is mochi era and no one will know. Okay wait tell me more about your college experience. You kind of mentioned this earlier to me but I made you stop. Tell me about the RA incident. Tell me about the RA incident. Okay. You weren't an RA. No, they hated me. Don't you kind of feel like RAs?

Oh my God, I'm so sorry. RAs are so pick me, like babe. No, I don't give a fuck. Clip that. No, it's so true. Like why were you an RA? And to be fair- It's getting band camp.

This is what I will say, I really f- No, it's what I will say to anyone just to quickly defend you for five seconds is there were some RAs that were like, bitch, I'm getting paid and I need the money and I get to have my own room, love, and they would let everything slide, but those were like one in a dozen.

The rest were like, Alex, open your closet, let me see this in there. And I'm like, I will murder your whole family, you dumb cunt. I'm just trying to have a fucking sprint. No, I think it's a power trip. Like they just wanna yell at people. Yeah, okay, so tell me.

There was this one guy, I mean, after I'd gotten cheated on, my boyfriend at the time had cheated on me like two weeks into college. He was the only guy I'd slept with before I went to college. I was like such a goody two shoes. I only had snorted Adderall. Like, it was like the worst thing I've ever done, you know? And then after that, I feel like my soul went dark

and I just went on a rampage and just slept with everyone. I think I slept with 10 guys my freshman year. Hallie, it was amazing. Did you have any like good, was it good or was it just like you were blackout? I was blackout, I don't remember. And like the time I was telling you before, this guy who was like not hot at all,

he was like on the club soccer team or something. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so dark. Imagine being in fucking college. The only convenience, I think, how it happened, honestly, I didn't even go home with this man. I think he was just on my floor. I'm just picturing. With my caddy, I'm like, wait, I'll sleep with you. I'm picturing. There is something, and I don't mean to be a dick, but I have never been attracted to male soccer players. They're the fucking worst. But like club, club team. Like not to male soccer players. I know they're the fucking worst. Club team, like not even the soccer team.

With his shin guards and his shorts and his cleats. Wait, cleats are universal. No, but his cleats specifically and his little legs. Yeah. They're like thinner than yours. Literally. Don't fucking spread that shit, OK? Mine looks better when I clip that. OK, wait. So I like blacken and I'm like, oh fuck, I like don't fucking spread that shit, okay? Mine look better in clip. Okay, wait, so. No, but yeah, so I blacken and I'm like, oh fuck,

I don't wanna go through with this and I was hammered. And then I just like, I think I got sick. I mean, obviously the memory's a little fuzzy. I got sick, so I started throwing up on his floor. Oh. And I was like, call the RA, get me out of here. Well, you told him to call the RA? Yeah, so I had him knock on the RA, get me out of here. And the RA- Well you told him to call the RA? Yeah, so I had him knock on the RA's door

who was also on our floor, so this all happened very quickly. And the RA came to the door and I was cursing her out. I didn't like her, she was a fucking cunt. What were you saying? So I was like, fuck you, I don't need to be transported. And she's like, you need to be transported. And I was like, wait, yeah,

even though I requested her to come. She shows up, she's like, how can I help you, Allie? You're like, go fuck yourself, you dumb bitch. I don't wanna talk to you. Help me. Yeah. It's like playing along with a bit. So then she called an ambulance.

So an ambulance, like an EMT, is like they all like came up to this poor kid's like common room. Like he had three roommates too at the time. And they took me out in a stretcher. What? And like it was like a thousand dollar ambulance ride. My parents were pissed.

How did you tell your parents? I said, I fucked this really ugly guy. Like I was kind of kept surreal with them. And I was like, and then I blacked in and then I like threw up everywhere and like, thank God. Thank God that happened. You look at your dad as you're in the fucking hospital. My dad knows too much. Dad, he was so ugly. I had to get out of there. Okay, the $1,000 is nothing. My dignity needs to stay intact. The fact that you told your father that you called the fucking ambulance so you could

get away from an ugly fuck is so iconic. It's perfect. Honestly, he respected it, period. He respects most of my decisions with men. He does? Yeah, but like. Is he worried? He really wants me to like stay single.

What? Like until I'm like mid thirties. Really? He just like, just keep doing what you're doing. You know what I want for you when I'm gonna put this into the ethos? Yes. I kind of want you to be on Real Housewives of New York.

Everyone says that. No, you- I feel like I'm delusional and out of touch enough where it would translate well to that kind of platform. Oh, without a doubt. Wait, let's think of your tagline right now. You've thought about that. We did this.

You did? No, oh, I remember your ending tag. No, no, I remember that episode, but yours, oh, yours was sucking. Fuck, what was it again? You were like, you miss all the shots that you don't- You miss all the cum shots you don't take. Yeah, you miss all the cum shots that you don't take.

I'm not sure bra was yours. What's mine? I'm not gonna be a housewife. Okay, you wanna talk about Super Bowl? Yeah, let's talk about Super Bowl. Super Bowl was like, you crushed those events, by the way. Like, it's like a lot of, it's over-simulating. You looked, you looked so stunning.

You were looking, every time I gave Halle a compliment, she keeps going, what's going on? What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. You're so fucking busted. I tried to give her compliments. I'm like, you're so stunning.

And she's like, what's going on? What's going on? I'm like, oh my God, you're so nice today. But that's every day. But that's a good thing to think about. That's self-esteem. Take the compliment. Yeah. Well, I think I think compliments are hard. It's so awkward. I've learned to just take it. Thanks. I know it looks amazing. Yeah. No, but listen, Super Bowl was a really fun time. I think we even watched the game. No, well, we did. Well we did, not in NOLA. We were in NOLA, but we didn't watch the Super Bowl.

So when we got to NOLA, it was on Thursday, and we were going for the front end of Super Bowl weekend, and people were outraged that we left before the game. I know this is a controversial opinion, but I would every time rather watch a Super Bowl on the TV. The commercials mean something to me, okay? And the commercials and the halftime show mean something to me, and I'm gonna be honest,

I have been to Super Bowls before, and the halftime show doesn't fucking slap when you're in person, okay? The stage is fucking tiny, you can barely hear them because they're doing everything for live broadcasting, and all of it is geared towards the viewer experience on television, and they don't give a fuck about the fans. So I like entertainment shit like that.

So I don't want to- We did it right. We did it right at Zero Bond. Right? I thought that was perfect. We had such a good time. What happened in NOLA? People were talking about how tall you were compared to me.

I feel like you're taller than I expected. Yeah, I feel like that's one of the first things you said to me. How tall are you? I'm 5'8". And I'm 5'5". Yeah, I'm taller. So, there you go. There we go.

People have written in wanting to know our fucking height difference. There you fucking go, okay? But I also wear like really high heels all the time. Yeah, you do. I like to like make sure that any guy is tall enough. Interesting. Like, if I'm in heels and they're at eye level, I feel like that's still too short.

Have you ever dated a short king? Like... Yes. How short? Like, 5'8", 5'9", 5'10". How do you feel about that? That was good. You would do it again?

Yeah, I would... No. Okay. I'd take that back. I mean, if they were really nice, I was gonna say bitch. No. Okay, so Hallie, let's talk about,

there's so much, I feel like drama online. I've seen the videos. First of all, you are so gorgeous and your outfit. Here we go again. No, here we go again. Shit, but you looked so fucking hideous and botched. Your outfit was so stunning at Tory Burch, but I obviously saw there were videos of you

kind of going viral, of you and your friend Paige sitting front row. First comment, let's address, I remember seeing was, why the fuck is this dumb fucking cunt sitting front row? Honestly, that was my first question too. Also, that's not your problem, ask Tory Burch. Yeah. And I didn't know how to act. I was kind of like, I had a fever a little bit. And I was kind of tired.

And I just interviewed a bunch of people. And I thought that was fun. And it was like my first show where I've been like front row, which I thought was really cool. Why I was there, I have no idea. But the music that they were playing like for the people walking down the runway was like voices and I was like fuck I feel like I'm tripping on acid. I did feel like that and I was like is this the fever? Like I had taken Benadryl. I was like am I high right now? I couldn't tell. And then people thought I was like talking about the people on the runway that I was perceiving them as like their outfits. I was like oh my god I feel like I'm

tripping on acid but, it's the music. I just feel like no one needs to feel bad for you, but I do think it's interesting to just highlight. Like there is no fucking normal way to be like perceived when someone's like videotaping you at events like this. And I'm gonna give you a little inside scoop, everyone. Give me an inside scoop. Everyone that you see hitting their mark on interviews

or looking good at these events, they are being fake. And I'm not saying they're a fake bitch. I'm literally just saying, everyone is so aware. The way you're being perceived in these moments, it's so, if you act, you would normally act with your friends being like, oh my God, I'm having so much fun. People are gonna be like, she's so, if you act, like you would normally act with your friends being like, oh my God, I'm having so much fun. Like this is fun.

People are gonna be like, she's so annoying. Like sit down. So everyone's like acting cool or acting chill. And the minute someone, like picture yourself when your friend fucking sends you a Snapchat of yourself in the corner of the room and you didn't know you were being filmed, you look like an ogre, haggard gremlin,

and you're like, cut that, you fucking dick. If my crush sees that, I will murder you. That is literally on steroids of what's happening. We're normal fucking bitches that were just as weird and fucking strange. So it's hard to always be on and make sure you're like, I look perfect right now. Yeah, I always see people that are in these settings

being like the comments, like, oh my God, she has such good posture. Yeah, I always see like people like that are in like these settings being like the comments like, Oh my god, she has such good posture, not about me, but other people. I'm like, babe, they know they're getting filmed. Not only do they know they're getting filmed, they're literally stoned out of their mind before they go to these fashion events. And they're they're literally like this. No, every time I've gone to a fashion event, everyone's fucking high. And they're all just like, I'm literally I have taken a

Marijuana, I'm not saying they're on like math, but I'm just saying they are high So these are the things I think are just funny to talk about cuz everyone in line is like she's just so Graceful and I'm like she's not with us. Yeah, she's she's not with us No, I was chewing gum, which I probably shouldn't have been doing front row. Why? And people were like, it's snowing. I'm like, wait. Oh. No.

No, that's not the place she's gonna fucking take a ski trip. Like, it was kind of like a Kate Moss moment, but like, no. No, but no. No, no. No, but I think that's always interesting to see the comments versus the reality of a situation is always insane. What do we say at the beginning of this episode? Oh, the hate sucks.

I hate getting hate. Ground-breaking news, I hate getting hate. It's not nice. And people are like, don't listen to it. I'm like. But I wanna like scroll on my For You page and have fun too. And then when I see a video myself, I'm like.

Oh! Oh! Swarm! No! Swarm. Literally. No, do you watch them? It depends.

I will watch videos of myself if I can see there's a lot of engagement on it and I'm like, oh fuck, Nellie, what's going on? No, yeah. And I get a little bit of a rumble in my butthole. I'm like, fuck, what is happening? No, no, no, no, no, no. Because I'm like, am I getting heat for something I did?

But if I quickly see there's like, not that much engagement, I just scroll and I just wait till I know it's gonna hit my desk because it's like a problem. I mean, a lot of it's just like snark. I feel like social media, like bullying is just so desensitized now. Yeah, just like we suck.

I'm like, look at who's typing in the comments section. Yeah, but I'm like, go ahead, punch me in the face. Yeah. Like I get it. I would be mad too. I would be mad too, and like, I hate myself too. Like, I've been talking on the internet for so fucking long. I'm like, I agree. I should shut the fuck up.

But guess what? I'm getting paid to do this. So I'm gonna keep fucking going. Yeah. Rund's due, okay? Rund is fucking due. Can I ask you a question? Yeah.

What are you, first time you're hooking up with a guy? Yeah. What is your ideal level of drunk when you're having sex with a guy for the first time you're hooking up with a guy? Yeah. What is your ideal level of drunk when you're having sex with a guy for the first time? At least two and a half drinks of hard alcohol. Okay. But like, I don't like to like blacken and be like, wait, who am I on top of?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I, yep. And I'm curious when you're going to have sex for the first time, are you taking charge or are you hoping that they're gonna kinda be running the show? I don't know, I kinda like to run the show. Okay, I can see that. Yeah.

What's your go- It depends on the age group. Fair, if it's a fucking 45 year old man. Yeah, I don't need to run that show. He's bashing your head into the drywall. Yeah. Sometimes I have to teach these. Little youngins.

The ones my age, especially. Do you have like a position you always know that you're like, oh, here they go. They're going to like lose their shit for this. A blowjob. That sounded position. No. I feel like when I'm drunk.

That's good. That's a good answer. I don't get too creative with the positions. Yeah, yeah. That's over-simulating too much. What positions are you hitting? I'm curious. It depends, are we talking morning, nude or night?

Ooh, cause it does kind of change in the morning versus the night. I like the morning and the side, like the spoonie one, that's low effort. Anything low effort. Lazy doggies great. On top is the only way I can really finish unless I have tools with me.

On top, forward-facing eye contact or reverse I think reverse is dumb as shit. Oh my this Lauren's favorite fucking position. What? Yes, I know She's Lauren Lauren my best friend not yours. How crazy people always think that we have the same best friend I'm like, no, no Lawrence are different, but I think that's Lawrence to Lauren We like I don't have back shots. Anyone wants to see I like didn't do it but I Think you will lose his heart on. I like is it the gokers in my ass?

No, I'm dead. No, no, I agree. I also just think that position is just like, I feel like it just like, I don't love it. Physically, it doesn't work. Like it would, you know what I mean? I agree. You have to really get the right angle

and then I'm always just like annoyed. I could see it hitting a spot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have to, like thankfully, I will say like having a consistent partner that I have sex with, I'm capable of being like, okay, let's do this, but like I need to set myself up so that like we actually can like execute this in a way

because I feel like when I would like be in like a first or second or third hookup with a guy, I would just, if it wasn't really making me feel good or something, I'm like, okay, we'll be in this position for a couple seconds or minutes and then we'll switch. And you kind of don't say anything, but with Matt, if it's not working for me,

I'm like, no, let's switch. And I think that's like, you talk through it. Oh yeah, I'm like, no, switch. No, no, no, Matt literally will just like flip me up. This is hard too, because he's literally people's boss in this room. So I'm literally like, okay, we're moving on. Okay, next topic. I'd love for you guys to also talk about how you both have siblings.

People have commented on the show wanting to hear more about your sibling dynamics. I feel like, I mean, I'm one of four. And I feel like, you know, I'm one of four, and I feel like, you know. I feel like that's so crazy with one of four. I always forget. And like, we're all, my sister's 15 months older than me. Very complete opposite than me.

And then I have two younger brothers that I'm pretty close with as well. How often do you speak to your siblings? Sammy, the youngest, texts me, "'Good morning, I love you, have a great day,' to me and all the siblings every day. Wait, that's so sweet. He's been doing that since last New Year's.

He's such a sweet boy. What do you think changed on New Year's? I think that was his New Year's resolution to text all the siblings. That's really sweet. Yeah. I like that. Yeah, and he's like an OCD, Capricorn habit maker,

so he just kept it as a habit, I guess. But I feel like me and my sister were so different. We were younger, and we would have, obviously, the sisterly fights, shared a closet, blah, blah, blah, like all that shit. And she's so introverted, and I'm so not. But I feel like as you get older, you get a greater appreciation for your differences.

Dude, I have the same thing with my sister. Like, my sister's older, but we are so different. And growing up, I, we wanted to murder each other. Like, we were, obviously when I say that, I think if you have a sister, you get what I'm saying. Like, you're so fucking close, but you're also like, I cannot fight like I do with you, with anyone else in this world.

And then we go downstairs and I'm like, what are you watching? And then you sit down together and you watch it. And you're after, I literally just like threw a lamp at your head. You just like ruined my entire closet. We screamed at each other. I cried.

I said, I will never talk to you again. I said, when I'm 18, I'm moving out and you'll never see me again. And then Mo was like, wait, is the hills on? And she's like, yeah. And I'm like, okay, wait. Wait, what is your sister like? I forget you have one.

She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. That's how I would say about mine. Right, like my sister doesn't have a mean bone in her body, meanwhile. We do. I can just rip a fucking cunt's face off left and right, but I try to keep it. Dialed down.

Yeah, like I try to suppress it. I feel like in high school, like when people were mean to my friends, I was like, I really can ruin your life with my words. But my mom, there's a beautiful balance with having a sister where I actually feel like I have a lot of self-reflection when I'm around her because we are so,

we are similar in small ways that I'm like, oh, I really admire that about you. And I think her, she's so sweet. She is like, no one has a admire that about you. And I think her, she's so sweet. She's like, no one has a bad thing to say about my sister. She is more shy than me. Like I was always the louder one in the room. I feel like we have like a very similar experience

with our sisters. Me and my sister were in the same grade though. So it was a little different. We went to rival schools as well. And- That was smart by your parents putting you in different schools though. Yeah, they just want to like keep friend group separate but your parents really

got after it yeah my mom was like one of them adopted no she was popping those suckers out like a pinball machine pop out pop out and think she would just like wanted to get pregnancy over with 18 month difference you said 15 15 she was pregnant with me three months in six what was I, six months in. That's fucking crazy. Your mom's a warrior. She's also like super fertile, like what? Damn, so maybe you're ready to pop at any minute. I mean, I have devices in there that won't let that happen.

Do you have an IUD? Yeah. I feel like I can't get an IUD. I'm so terrified of it. I have like this fear that mine would be the one that somehow I would like, I know this isn't possible and Matt dick isn't that big but it's like I feel like I would feel it during sex. Some guys say they can feel it. I'm like no. Be so for real right now. You're like that's just my fucking like uterine walls like what? No it's like they like it hurts

to have it put in though it does suck. You don't go under. Being pregnant is worse. Being pregnant is worse but like at least you're getting a kid out of it. IUD, it's like. I just don't practice enough safe sex to like not get one. I feel like you're the type of person that would forget to take your birth control. Oh yeah, I was. I was not on birth control for seven years.

How many times did you get pregnant? Just once. Okay. I have never gotten pregnant before. The guy that got me knocked up was like obsessed with cream pies. And then he would Venmo me for the plan B and I would. I think he would, you would say he would Venmo me

after sex. I'm like, so you're, you're a sex worker. He would Venmo me for plan B and I would just keep the money. I wasn't working at the time. Dude, plan B is so humbling though. Wait, so you just wouldn't take the plan B? Yeah.

But yeah, we love our sisters. And is your sister like proud of what you do or does she that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble. I'm so humbled that you're so humble.

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And I feel like my, I've seen sometimes throughout Call Her Daddy, people have always speculated, do Alex and her sister have a weird vibe? Why does she never talk about her? And I think because my, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really good friend. I mean, I think that's really, really, really, really good. I mean, I think that's really, really, really good.

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I think that's really, really good. I think that's really, really good. I of the fucking womb, like this is mine, this is yours, we share this, we don't share this, fuck you. Like, and even when it comes to my career, it's like, she wants to have her own identity. Yeah, I don't film much with my sister and my mom, and people think I'm like, don't have a strong relationship with them because of that. But I'm like, I'm respecting their want

to not be on camera. And it's just not for everyone. It isn't. Some people hate it. Because it's not for everyone. It isn't. Some people hate it. And it's different. Here's the fucking shitty truth, like we started this episode saying hate hurts. The sad reality is women are the only people

that are basically having any fucking social commentary online. Like if you look at any of the fucking comment sections, if you look at any of the fucking blogs or whatever, so they just release that thing on Reddit. It's woman on woman crime. All women. It's all women going after women.

And unfortunately, we both know that if I talk about my brother or you have your brothers on the show, people are not going to give them the amount of hate that our sisters would get or that they would come for them. And I am fucking protective of my family. And it's not lost on me that my brother could sit here and say something, and my sister could say the same exact thing that came out of my brother's mouth,

and you would crucify my sister and try to find her fucking employer, and you wouldn't give a shit that my brother said it. So it's like, I'm also fucking protective of my family, and I'm like, fuck you, I'm gonna protect my sister, but I'm gonna fucking give my brother to the wolves every fucking day. Fuck you, Grant.

Love you, Catherine. Do you wanna do rapid fire now? Okay, hit me with rapid fire. Are you answering two or just me? I'm gonna just ask you these. Okay, and then you have to answer two. But ask me first. Morning sex or night sex?

It depends the time of week. Or if you're hungover. Yeah, I would say, but weirdly I get horny when I'm hungover. I do too. And I would- I feel like that's universal. I would say morning sex on weekends

and night sex during the week. How many days a week are you having sex with your husband? I wanna know. You came up to my bedroom earlier and you were like, have you had sex here? Have you had sex here? I'm like, Hallie. And then you walk in.

She goes, I've had sex in my closet. I go, that's some rich people shit. Her beautiful fucking closet. I remember when Matt and I bought the house and the woman that owned the house had this like just like amazing closet. That's like half the reason I wanted to buy the fucking house. But she has this like bench

that's directly in front of my full length mirror. And I remember when we were buying the house, Matt and I both stared at each other when the realtor brought us in. And like, I knew the only thing we and I were both thinking aside from me being like, this is like my Hannah Montana closet, is we were both like. We're gonna fuck here.

And you're directly in front, and like Matt can put his like knee up on the bench and have his other legs like standing, and then I'm on the bench, and then we're staring at the mirror, top. Mirror? I love that. Yeah.

Okay, period. Current TikTok obsession. I watch dogs getting fostered. It's, I was gonna say Ashrovino. Do you know what that is? No, but your face just went like this. Dogs getting fostered? It's like the dogs that are found

that look like a bush. Like in the arms of the ankle. Yeah, arms of the ankle. The ankles, and they shave them off and then they come to life. And I tell Matt, I literally want to start a foster dog farm somewhere that I can bring all these dogs and I want Henry and Bruce to visit them.

Sex playlist or silence? I don't prefer full silence, although Matt and I usually put the fireplace on when we're having sex. So you hear the crinkling. Yeah, we hear the crinkling. But I also, usually there's TV on that we were watching prior to sex, but I'm not fucking putting on music. No, no, I'd rather put on porn than music, weird.

Like that's- Wait, you put on porn? I've, yeah. We, that's fun, I do that too. But we usually only do it when we're on like a vacation. Like I feel like- Surround sound? No, we put it on like the TV. What kind of porn do you watch?

Depends. We'll get into that next episode. We're on rapid fire. Favorite unwall flavour. I would say the new flavour is kiwi pineapple because I like mixing it with alcohol and I probably drink four times a week. Perfect. Favourite bagel shop.

I mix it and you can do vodka or tequila. Love that. It's good. No it is good with alcohol. Right? Yeah. That's how I drink it. Yes.

Period. Hydrate while you're getting hydrated. Yeah, exactly. Favorite bagel shop. It's, fuck you. Leon's Bagels. She asked me this the other day. She goes, was your favorite bagel shop? I said, oh, I feel like in Leon's in New York. She said, what about you?

She goes, I don't have a favorite bagel shop. I don't eat bagels. I just like, they like kind of make my mouth dry. Shut up. Okay. Favorite TV show right now. Ooh. Tell Me Lies. I just can't get over it.

Really? I haven't seen the new season yet. It's so fucking good. I just, it just brings me back to college. I just feel like that was literally my life. Like toxic relationships. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was me written all over it.

Favorite hoodie brand? Unwell. That's a good answer. Product placement? I'm just gonna plug, plug, plug. Favorite cuss word? Fuck. I mean, it's like actually, plug. Favorite cuss word? Fuck. I mean, it's like actually crazy how many times I use the word fuck and I know it annoys

people but like I it's like in my vocabulary. It's at the top of the list. Marshall these questions are hilarious. They are. Like what? Like if you if you had to get another man's name tattooed on you, not Matt, whose name would you choose? Henry. Henry. Oh wait, would you choose? Henry. Henry.

Oh, wait, that's a good answer. Henry. Have you ever faked an emergency to leave a bad date? Absolutely. I remember being in New York City and my sister, there was like a blackout somewhat during, like in New York City. And I told the guy that my sister was stuck in the subway

and I had to go. Wait, that's insane. How'd she even come up with that? I forgot. I forgot what came over me. I had one drink. We were at this fucking, fuck, what were we eating?

We were eating like random Vietnamese food. I just remember it so vividly, I don't find a word. Why was it a bad date? It was so, he was such a fucking tool. And he was talking and talking, and I couldn't get rid of him, and finally I was like, oh my god, I just got it. The subways are down, right?

And he was like, yeah, and I was like, my sister's stuck on the tracks. That is insane. And I got up and I left. That was fucking weird. I love it. Should we wrap up? Yeah.

I don't like the outro. I'll do an outro. Can you do it? Yeah. Okay. Let me just say something. I am. Wait, one more time.

One more time. I am so fucking proud of you. I think that when you start a podcast, I get it. Everyone online, you think this shit is easy. I totally, totally disagree, but I have to say that. But you have been doing such an incredible job. And I think that your life is so interesting. And I do really appreciate you being more open

with everyone because as much as you are this crazy bitch that I do love, spending time with you at my house and getting to know you more, I'm gonna keep it. You are such a real bitch, and I really hope that through this podcast, people get to see that more, because you are genuinely a really nice person, and you're so fucking funny,

and you are just a great person to be around. So as much as we get extra dirty here, just know Halle is a fucking real one, and she's a great friend, so I love you. I love you. Thank you for doing this with me. Oh my god of course now let's go to my next recording. There's a fucking war hog over here let's go to the next. No just kidding that was fucking fun. Let's do that again sometime. Okay.