Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Dissolving my filler & first date no-nos

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! Grab an ice cream sandwich because it's a beautiful solo episode this week full of a venomous spider bite in Boston, a sexless sleepover & the horror of breakups (and the even scarier thought of never having one). Hallie reflects on the Love Island body count challenge and shares her take on why we care so much about our partner’s pasts. She breaks down the process of dissolving her filler, going on a rich daddy double date, and her takes on first date “rules” (no phones? no drinks? lol). Then Hallie answers YOUR burning questions, including whether she’s ever hooked up with an entire friend group. Enjoy cookies!! It's Extra Kind! Follow @extradirty on socials to keep up with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. 

I don't like preppy men. I like men that are kind of disturbed and deranged and twisted and all sick. Kind of like a reflection of me. We're happy little fuck. Okay guys, I'm putting something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York.

Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. Happy summer. How is everyone doing? I'm doing lovely. Look at this ice cream sandwich in my hand. I haven't had one of these since I was like six. Where do I want to start this episode?

I feel like I have so much update you guys on, but like also just I've been, it's been summer and the weeks go by so quick and the weeks merged together and the days, I don't know what day it is. I'm having way too many Hugo spritzes. I love a Hugo spritz. Those are my jam

That's my drink choice of the summer that and a Mount Gaon tonic with a little lime And some lime juice. That's also a great drink of the summer. It's refreshing. It's beautiful. It's sexy It's chic and it's a great drink to order if you're like going on a first date in the summertime in my opinion Anyways, where do I start updates? Oh my god My dad got attacked by a fucking spider guys. My dad got bit by a spider It's not funny, but he like he almost died. He was in the hospital So he got bit by this fucking creepy ass motherfucking spider It bit him in his leg and apparently there's like a big ass well that was surrounding it. So He was like

whatever. He's just like me like the apple doesn't fall far like when my leg could be fucking dangling off my body and I'd be like it's fine I can sew it back together it's not the big of a deal. Like I don't overreact when it comes to like feeling sick or ill or anything like I push through and like usually that works. I feel like it's mind over matter when it comes to that shit. So he was just like, fuck it, nantucket, like I'm gonna be fine, it's just a spider bite. Turns out it was a venomous spider. So this welt starts to like form on his thigh, okay?

And he's still like, whatever, wakes up the next morning. And my mom said, no one told me about this, by the way. I'm like hearing this all after he had gone to the hospital and everything, like no one called me to let me know that my dad was like in the ER on like a fucking antibiotic drip. So my mom said he was like foggy and like a little lethargic and kind of confused like something was off okay and he wasn't hungover so like something was definitely off. So he goes to like get dressed because he was gonna

go to fucking CrossFit like he does every morning like a psychopath and he faints and hits the back of his head and like cracks open the back of his head and he's bleeding from his fucking dome. Still doesn't go to the hospital although he does need a fucking staple in his head. He's sitting at so like he gets up my mom's like what the fuck you're bleeding from your head this is insane. He goes over to you know go on his computer which he does every morning going through like credit card statements emailing me and my siblings yelling at us you know the whole shebang and apparently this is what my mom said he slumps over on top of his computer and starts seizing like having a full-blown fucking seizure like passes out

everything and so my mom's like trying to hold him up I guess and like is on the phone with 911 and apparently he comes through and he's like don't call 911. Do not call. He has a gash in his head and he just had a fucking seizure and he's like still debating like whether or not he's gonna go to fucking CrossFit. Anyways, my mom's like you have to go to the hospital and I'm bringing you. So he like gathers some strength up and goes to the hospital

and he's on like this antibiotic drip and he's on antibiotics now and like, like what? A spider in Boston that's venomous, like now I'm scared to like go to my childhood home and like sleep. I don't know what that's about. I thought I'd share that story. What else?

I had to sleep over with a boy last night. Production in the back is going like this, yay, yay, yay, Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yay, yay, yay, yay. And we didn't fuck. And it was fucking disappointing. I was pissed. I wasn't pissed, but I was at least finger

banging me or something. We were cuddling. And I was just like, what is the point? I don't know you like that. Cuddling is almost like more intimate to me than having sex. Is that crazy to say? Is that a hot take? I actually feel like why are we cuddling? Like I don't know you but like you're in my bed so I guess I kind of know you but like I don't know you like that. But I don't know maybe like this guy he's such a sweet guy like almost like

too sweet for me but I could tell he was like trying to be like a gentleman and like maybe like not be so like presumptuous on the first night of us hanging out. But like babe, do you watch anything I post online? Like, do you hear the way I talk? Like, you know what you signed up for, like it's okay. But maybe next time. I do think I'm gonna go on a date with this guy though.

This is a guy I would date. That's a hard statement. I was just saying this to Lauren a few days ago. I was like, I think I'm like ready to like enter my relationship era. And I've never in the seven years I've known Lauren, sat her down and be like, I think I'm like almost, almost ready to start dating.

Cause I just like immature immature like I'm an immature emotionally unintelligent person. I'm extremely self-aware and I pride myself on that but I'm so self-aware to the point where like I don't want to burden another man with like my fucking craziness because it would be a shit storm and I don't want more drama in my life. Not when I'm like out here like working getting the. And I just don't feel like I was in that space mentally to start dating. But now I was like, you know what? I think I could see myself cuddling up with a man this fall

or maybe next fall. But I don't know. Committing to one guy, I don't know what's scarier to me. I'm going on a whole fucking rant now. I don't know what's scarier to me. The thought of breaking up with someone or going on a whole fucking rant now. I don't know what's scarier to me. The thought of breaking up with someone or like going through a breakup or the thought of like never breaking up and like having to spend the rest of your life with someone. That's fucking scary. They should do a horror film on that. Because what? I don't know if we're meant

to be. I don't want to say monogamous. I just again, I'm not there yet. I like being single. I like my alone time. I like not having to report to anyone. But I do get kind of jealous sometimes when I see my friends out and they're like, you know, cozying up to their boyfriends. Well, maybe not Lauren, she doesn't really do that that much. But like, Liv, like she gets cozy with her boyfriend. I'm like, that's really sweet and cute. Maybe I want that someday for me. But for now, I'm just gonna be a single fucking baddie and enjoy my summer. I've been a little bit asexual recently.

Let's talk about that a little bit because I think going through asexual eras is really good for the soul. It's really important. You guys should like always take time to just like, be by yourself, by a good vibrator. Just be you. Be one with your hand.

Okay? We don't need a fucking man. Also, I just like see all these men. Maybe my contacts prescription is all fucked up because I look out into the sea of men at every fucking establishment I go to and I just get fucking pissed because they're all fucking beat as hell. Or maybe my eyes are just fucked up, but I'm pretty sure they're just beat as fucking hell. Okay? And I also don't want my body count to like go up that much more, but it will.

It definitely will. And I can't control that. Do we care about body counts? I, okay, this is a good topic to talk about. I'm like so ADHD today, so we're going to be jumping around a lot today, but body counts. Mine is extremely high. Not crazy high, but like it looks like a phone book. You know, it does look like a yearbook list or something like that. It's a little crazy. I don't give a fuck about that though. I all see those things as experiences and content. Things I can talk about online. I've always taken a positive from each of those men. I've learned something new, whether that's a new position or what men to avoid

or something like I always take something out of every encounter I've had with literally anyone, but like met especially, you are always learning something. But anyways, body counts. I'm trying to think, like I was watching this on Love Island actually. I'm like really getting into Love Island right right now and they were doing a body count challenge I don't know if this is the USA or all stars or whatever I was watching but

they were doing like a body count challenge in these fuckers were lying I know they were lying I don't know if some of the men were lying but like these girls were lying if I had to go in there and do the body count challenge like I was watching some of these girls and they would be like, my body count six and the guys would be like, oh fuck man, like what the fuck, fucking for the streets motherfucker. And I think that is insane. Mine would be something crazy and like I would be probably kicked out of the villa. That's how I feel. Also, why do we care about like what our partners have done before like they knew we even

existed? I just don't believe in that. Maybe I'm not crazy enough because I know a lot of girls and I feel like this is like universal experience with a lot of girls that they just like care a lot of what their boyfriend or partners have done. Like they get mad at like things that they weren't even around for and I never understood that and I feel like I need to Step up my crazy game or something because I just don't get it Like if it was before you and there's after you and there's during and like I just think it should be like that Like if a guy had it like there's a point where it's fucking insane Like you don't like a 2000 body count or like you don't want to like be hooking up with someone that's fucked like

5000 people and that's like a sex addiction. I've hooked up with a sex addict before actually, probably a few. I might be one myself. No, I'm not. My body count is really not that high. But like I've hooked up with some guys that definitely have sex addictions. They've had other addictions too, but they got sober and now just have sex addictions. I've talked about multiple people, I feel like that filled this category. And I just feel like when you hook up with someone with a sex addiction, you're like a drug to them and you're not like a human with a beating heart and soul. You're just like a hit to them, like a drug.

So that's the only thing where I draw the line. But other than that body counts i think we need to get rid of them who cares like i don't give a fuck i think it'd be weird if someone had a body count of one that's fucking weird like get out there and fuck what else oh i took all my filler out of my face which shocked the internet but But guys, I think it was time. It was time. I feel like my audience right now is watching my frontal lobe develop in real time. This was like a big step for me. I knew it needed to happen, but I want it needed to happen on my own time, my own prerogative. It was my idea. It wasn't the internet that was telling me to, although the internet trolls have told me a

million times telling me like, you need to get everything that you've me to. Although the internet trolls have trolled me a million times telling me like, you need to get everything that you've done to your face reversed and like, yeah. And sometimes I've agreed with that, but it had to be my idea or else I wouldn't have liked it. Okay, but now I feel so much better and free. I feel like a fresh fucking daisy. I feel like it's honestly the biggest flex ever.

If you're my age and you haven't gotten any work done, like just like this day and age, I feel like it's honestly the biggest flex ever if you're my age and you haven't gotten any work done. Like just like this day and age, I feel like it's the biggest flex. There's something so beautiful about having just like no fillers or no Botox. It's never gonna be me. I'm gonna fucking do it again and probably do Botox the rest of my life.

But there is a fucking flex that and there's something to be said about girls that like don't feel like they have to do anything to their bodies. That's called security and confidence. And I aspire to have that, but I don't. I have lots of insecurities and I use needles to fix them. And I'm okay with that.

And that's the life I chose to live. And that's just my path in life and that's okay. But the filler removal process, I will say, was a bit unpleasant. I would say an abortion is worse. So I like on the pain scale, that's not that bad. I would say the IOD is in the middle. Abortion is on the far right as top 10 things. And I have a fucking high, high, high, high pain tolerance. Like it needs to be studied. I would say the abortion was the worst because I took the pill and like the fucking, it makes your uterus contract and it's the most insane pain I've ever felt in my life.

Ladies, please wear condoms or don't let them cream pie you or take that fucking Plan B because that's some painful ass shit. And if you do get knocked up and you decide not to keep it, I would do the surgery because that's painless. And I hear that's the way to go. I thought the abortion pill would be like plan B and it would just be like I took it after a night out. Bad idea. Don't do that. I learned a lot from that which is why I got the IUD

which was also painful but at that point I felt like I deserved the pain because I felt so guilty and bad but anyways the filler it feels like a little bit of a sting It's definitely a little more uncomfortable than getting filler put in what was annoying about that process I think for the most part it was like I spent thousands of dollars putting filler in Just to like get rid of it, and I was like fucking hell Christ. I was pissed But I feel like I do look a lot better And I will go back. It takes like two weeks to get into the full effect

and I'm gonna go back in two weeks to get more taken out. And then I'm gonna have all of it out for a few weeks. And then I'll maybe do like a minimal, you know, lip flip, maybe just like a little pinch here and there just to add some structure to my upper lip because that was always my biggest insecurity Was my upper lip situation because I do want to have DSL

I'm honestly kind of worried like what sucking dick is gonna be like am I gonna still give the most virus fucking sucky McGee ever without my fucking fake ass DSL's I'm scared I'll test it out with that boy I had a sleepover with last night, but like, we'll see. I'll report back and see how it is. I feel like I'll be fine. I feel like there's a lot of shit going around,

like stigma around filler right now, especially. I feel so bad for that sweet girl that was on Love Island, Vanna, and that's like scary. Cause like, you don't know what shit people are talking on the internet. Like the internet trolls have like grown and they've gotten angrier and like they need to be fucking taken off this earth. Death to them all. Okay, that was aggressive.

But the sweet girl Vanna, she was getting ripped for her filler. And I just like, like first like leave that poor sweet girl alone. She literally did nothing to you guys. Also, if someone wants to get work done to their body that's their own business and they shouldn't have to explain that to fucking anyone they're not putting filler in your body so I don't know why everyone gets so offended by it it's like none of your fucking business and leave that poor sweet angel alone also like what do you fucking look like whenever people chart me for my looks online first of all Mike lol and then I'm like wait what do you fucking look like? Whenever people chart me for my looks online, first of all I'm like lol.

And then I'm like wait what do you fucking look like you ugly fucking freak? You're probably beat as hell in your fucking parents basement. Being a fucking weirdo. Okay anyways that was like my little rant on filler. I just want everyone to feel like beautiful in their own bodies and that's like what's most important. If you fucking feel beautiful then nothing else should matter. It's your own body. You have to go to bed with it at night. You have to look at yourself in the

mirror. Do whatever the fuck you want. If you want to put a fucking horn on top of your head glued to your head, that is all you baby cakes and I am in full support of it. Anyways, let's talk about something else. I mentioned this a little bit earlier. I'm thinking about getting back on the dating scene. What's the best way to wean yourself back into the dating scene and then going on a motherfucking double date with your best friend? And that's what I plan to do in the next few weeks. I'm trying to, I'm like

low-key booked and motherfucking busy, but I'm trying to like pencil it in with my best friend, her fiance, and this handsome king. I was thinking about this because I've been on double dates before and is going on a double date super early on when you're just getting to know someone? Is that a good call or is that a bad move? Like should you be solo for your first few dates? And should like double dates be something you do when you're like more exclusive and established and like X, Y, and Z? This is my thought on it. I think it could go both ways.

For instance, I think maybe on a double date, especially if you're with a couple that's already established, you could maybe be a little more reserved and you're going to feel like all eyes are on you, like you're almost at dinner with your parents or something, I could get there, there would be some awkward vibes, also like you're with at dinner with your parents or something, like kind of like, I could get, there'd be some like awkward vibes, also like you're with your best friend, like I would be like bursting out in laughter the whole time,

or you could be your most like true authentic self. Cause I know with me and my best friend Lauren, she just brings out the best in me. So I'm like, why wouldn't I bring out someone that brings out my most true authentic self on a date? Like that just make like two plus two equals motherfucking four here. That's like how I see it. Like we've gone on double dates before. Like me and Lauren used to go on double dates with

this one daddy, but it wasn't really a double date because when you're like going on a double date and one of them's a daddy, like he kind of becomes the daddy for everyone. Like he was like my friend Lauren's daddy, he was Jordan's daddy, like he was everyone's fucking daddy that walked in his path. And I would suggest like if you are looking to go on a double date, secure yourself a man that can pay for everyone. And that's honestly goals.

I always say this because I do think that Lauren's fiance is gonna be uber, uber, uber successful. I'm like, one day if I don't have a fucking man, Jordan, hopefully you can just take care of all of us. We can go to the same parts and you can just be all of our daddies. That's the goal and I don't have to deal with the yapping man that way, which is nice. But anyways, that's what I think about that. So this upcoming double date, I wouldn't say I'm nervous. Everyone knows each other pretty well. We've all kind of hung out. We've been planning this date for a while

What I'm a little Skeptical about is like how I'm gonna act on the date in front of my best friend Like am I gonna be silly goose? Am I gonna scare this guy off? Am I gonna be like saying motherfucker the whole time because that seems to be like something I'm doing right now? I feel like it's like almost like you're like like I'm trying to like impress my parents with like my like dating skills and like it's almost like they're watching us. I don't know. That's how it's gonna feel because they're already so they're fiancees like they're getting married. They're already so established. So it's like a very established couple going on a date with like some a couple that just like doesn't exist yet or at all

So that'll be interesting to see also like location like what are the rules for a double date? do we like I like also don't like going on dates like in general Like where do we go like I haven't on our date in a fucking minute like do you go to like I would go to a Members club I feel like we're gonna go to Shaymargo and we're gonna be in the corner. It'll be like cozy, cute and private. They have really good martinis.

For a double date or a date in general, I feel like the martini selection should be fucking top tier. So like the corner store, the polo bar, you know, Shaymargo, Zero Bond, SVB. I'm just naming like my favorite places right now. But that's important. But also like how do you end the night? Because I'm bad at dating because I will sleep with you on the first date.

And that's my bad. I don't know how to stop that. I'm really bad at saying no. But I'm also like, you know, after a couple of drinks, you know, I start to feel warm and fuzzy in places and I'm like, let's rock it. I can't be the only one that does that, okay? I can't be the only one that does that, but maybe he's a gentleman and he'll be like, get away from me or I don't know, we'll see what happens. I think it'll be fun and cute and it'll be good practice. You know, dating's practice, like flirting is practice. When people say it's a numbers game,

like I get what they're saying, but like, I don't even know how people are compiling so many men. Maybe it's because I'm not on Hinge, I'm on Raya, which I swear all these motherfuckers are either gay or AI generated, like I don't think they're real. And I mean, that's just like my own opinion on that. But I do think it is a numbers game and like you have to like keep putting yourself out there.

But I'm like cross-eyed a lot. And also there's not, I don't, all the cute men, I don't know where the fuck they're hanging out. I've got to try out some new spots. I feel like the fall, they all come back from like Euro summer and all that shit. And it's like a better, like, better numbers game. But yeah, it's coughing season. You get it. You get it. But I'm like gonna make it a mission to be semi sober this weekend. And I'm

actually gonna go out of my way. I'm gonna make it my homework to go out of my way and approach men at bars because they're too much fucking pussies to approach me or maybe they're scared of my cross eyes because I'm too tipsy with gypsy I don't know I'm gonna make it a goal to like try to like put myself out there a little bit this weekend but there's no hot guys I always say this it's a a Pam Dem dick and it's really upsetting. I might go older again but the thing is with older guys like why are you single? It's a red flag to a point unless you're divorced. Divorce days are kind of hot it's kind of chic. I can see that being like chic. Like imagine like a divorced man like okay you're chic but we'll see. I'm going to Nantucket this weekend and you'd think there'd be like rich men just flocking around everywhere there are rich daddies but they're all wearing fucking like you know Sperry's and I don't fuck with Sperry's at all like what are you doing that weird boat shoe

you don't even have fucking boat but if you do I'll like let the Sperry slide but it's a poor wardrobe choice nonetheless that is so 2012 they're just like not my type. I don't like preppy men. I like men that are like kind of disturbed and deranged and twisted and all sick. Kind of like a reflection of me. But then again, these are maybe just the men I attract.

I don't know. I'm working on it. I also want to see if I can get a therapist this fall because I do like hearing myself talk right now. I probably have some stuff I need to work on a little bit. But you know, it's a tomorrow. It's like a tomorrow problem. We're going to save that until like September, October. Okay, now that I'm like on the subject of like dates and whatever first dates, I was like thinking to myself, like what are like the first dates do's and don'ts and I pulled up this list and I'm gonna like read them

and say whether I've done this or would do this or definitely don't do this and just give my takes on them because I feel like this could be really funny and maybe explain why I'm fucking single. Okay, let's start. The first one is don't talk about yourself endlessly. I actually don't do that. I like to listen and absorb in any relationship, whether that's

platonic or romantic. I absorb people before I give myself and I feel like that's just part of my personality. But I like that part of my personality. I'm very analytical and then I'll like give a synopsis and I'll be like, boom, that's my opinion. And then I'll like decide whether I can like let my guard down or not. That's how I roll. Okay, don't quiz them. I do ask a lot of questions, but only the hard hitting ones. I definitely should be better about that. But you win some you fucking lose some. Don't dismiss them because they're not your type. I'm really bad at this because then you feel like why am I like changing my type? like who told me to do that?

Why are you been on a date with them if they're not your type? I just think life is too short to be like giving these fucking freaks a chance that they're not your type Instagram tick-tock if they don't have Instagram though, that's really hot. I will say a man with no social media makes me super wet. But that's a sidebar. I just think that, I don't know though, that's a good point that you bring up because I've dated guys that physically aren't my type, but personality wise, such my type.

And if a guy's funny, I've said this a million times and I will say it a million times more. a guy's fucking funny I would take that any day over the hottest guy that is super just like meh like I don't want that that doesn't mean my pussy wet I want to flirt and giggle okay don't talk about your ex is the next one I mean I talk about my exes all the time on here they probably all fucking hate me I'm so sorry guys, but like you shouldn't have fucking crossed me. I would say it depends how organically it comes up I don't people this might be a hot takeaway I don't think it's the worst like if your ex comes up because I do feel like it's telling it like says a lot

But like if the guys like keeps bringing up his fucking ass like he's calling that over that and I don't want to be a part of that situation So it depends is he doing it or am I doing it? Next one. Don't avoid eye contact. Why would you do that on a first date or with anyone when you're speaking to them across the table? I think that you should always make eye contact. Honestly I think you should go overboard with the eye contact and like eye fuck them. That's one of the ways I flirt. But then I get cross-eyed after a couple martinis and then I'm like whoa, okay don't put too much pressure on yourself.

I think that after a drink you loosen up a little bit. It should be fun. Dating should be fun. Like if you're interviewing someone for like sex almost, in a way it is, but it should be like lighthearted and fun and silly goose and it's like not that deep. So just like be yourself honestly. Not me preaching about dating rules when I like have a date in a minute, but whatever.

You can listen or you can't listen, whatever. Okay. Don't drink too much alcohol. I'm just going to skip that one because I think you should be able to drink as much as you want on the first date and I've been victim to getting a little too gypsy with gypsy but I get nervous before a first date I'm a human with tits okay who doesn't have a little like drinky poo before their first date like I am pre-gaming the first date I'm not shotgunning 19 beers or like taking 30 shots

and like having to get like wheelchairs out of my first date, but I will show up a little like, you know, loose. I feel like that brings out my personality, which might be alcoholism. You know, this is a thing that I'm trying to work on recently is like not relying on alcohol to like be social and social settings. And I do that. I need to stop doing that and I'm aware that I do that but we'll work on it. Okay next, don't try to be someone else. Don't do that. I don't like what do you mean? Like don't be

a tryhard. Don't do that. Don't have your phone on the table. Well yes but like if I just posted an Instagram I am checking the likes. I am checking how well it's doing, who's commenting. I am checking. Goodbye. Yeah. And he's going to have to deal with that because I'm not changing for him. They said be yourself earlier on in this list. That is me being myself.

I'm not going to be like on the phone fucking Liv Manny, like FaceTiming her, like doing a debrief while I'm at dinner with this gentleman, but I do think checking your phone every once in a while is like not the end of the world. Okay. Don't eat anything sticky or stinky and keep smoking to a minimum. That's fucked up. If my vape is near me and it's calling my name, I will be hitting it, but maybe like a ghost sack.

No smoke. Hold it in while he's not looking, while he's ordering the food. But like, I don't really typically order, you know, as we know, I'm not like the biggest foodie, but like, I don't typically order anything on a date that you can like pick up with your hands. You don't want to order a fucking rack of ribs,

but like eat a salad, pasta, like things you can eat with a fork. Nothing you can pick up with your hands, unless it's like a french fry, then that's okay. But I agree with that. Don't go on about your kids, but don't forget to mention them. Well yeah, I mean, if I didn't know this man had kids, I'd be like, okay, what? Like, um, mommy? Mamacita? Like, I'm gonna need to know if that man is a child. I haven't really run into this and probably the people watching me haven't run into this as well. So we can probably disregard that. But if you do have a kid, like mention that probably.

Or not. I don't fucking care what you do. Anyways, that was fun. I like that segment. Okay, last week I had a whole fucking segment about Braden, how much I love him. It got me thinking, who should I spend kindness to this week? And who will Rue? This is a new segment. Who are we giving kindness to and who will Rue in Generations to Come will Rue.

Exactly. Okay? Because I have a whole fucking list compiled. It would be easier to start with who will rue because lots of things will rue this week. On my list, Canada. Canada will rue. I don't know why that's on there. I think there's like an issue with my passport.

It's hard to get into the country. They're making it difficult. I had to fill out all this paperwork and I had to miss a trip. Canada will rue. I love you, Canada, but you will rue today. But I'll see you next week if I can get there. The voice note I drunkenly sent at 4am to one of my fans over Instagram DM while I was with a man in bed like fooling around. That voice note will root. And I can't even listen to

it because it's really scaring me. I've been thinking about it all day. They replied she was so sweet. She's like, oh, my God, like, love you. Like, I listen to your podcast every every week. And I'm like, I'm so fucking sorry. But like, this is so unbranded that I sent that. But I'm so sorry you received that because she replied, I don't think you meant to send that to me. I was probably like, take off your pants, motherfucker.

But who else? The father that called me Benson Boone in public around all my friends. He will rue. Did I tell you the story? This is the craziest fucking shit ever. I told the story on TikTok, but I'm going to say it again with my full fucking fake chest. We're all sitting around the table at crew.

We're boozing, we're galing, we're having a grand old time. The liquor is like, hey, to the left, hey, hey, to the right, hey, hey. So happy the vibes were so high. This old fucking man comes up to me. He's not old. He's like in his 60s. He's very sweet, very kind, sweet man. But he was so serious.

His daughter must have been fucking with him. And I thought that was so funny because they absolutely trolled me. I thought it was the funniest joke. Because it was so random and curated, I was like, honestly, respect. And this they absolutely trolled me. I thought it was the funniest joke and because it was so random and curated. I was like, honestly, respect. And this is very impressive to me. This man came over to me and he goes, I'm so sorry to interrupt you guys.

And my daughter is too afraid to come over and ask herself, but I need to know, are you Benson Moon? Like, are you are you the Benson Benson the Benson Moon? And I'm like mornin' ice cream and I'm on the fuck. You know like I was so gob smacked. Gob smacked. I rarely use that word. I was gob smackin smuckin. Lauren and I, our jaws hit the floor at lightning speed. I like didn't even have words. For the first time ever, I was speechless. I was like, what?

And this guy was like, you're the Benson Boone. I thought he meant Bonnie Blue. That would have been more believable, but Benson Boone, what the fuck's going on? I was like, what the hell? Noah, I've been thinking about that a lot too. Like, do I look like fucking Benson Boner? He will rue, but like gently rue

because he looked like a sweet man and maybe his daughter will rue. But like also like I don't really give a fuck. My sleepover last night with no dick will rue. Like what was that? What are we at, sleepaway camp? What is this? Am I a therapist?

What is this cuddling? No, decline. I don't want it. I don't subscribe. Unsubscribe. But I did cuddle. But you know that thing where you like push like you kind of like grind back into them? I mean I don't have much of like a fucking ass and maybe just thought it was like an elbow or something instead of like my bony ass. But he just like was not picking up anything I was throwing down or throwing back I'll say. And I was like, what is the point? Now I'm just sharing a bed with this man. And I got nothing in return.

So that will room, but he won't room, because I'll bless him eventually. Oh, this woman at an event I was at last night was like asking why I was there if I was like not on the list of nominees, and I thought she should room, because I was like, who says that? She's like, like oh must have been a mistake that you were invited then I go what who talks to people like that you're fucking weird goodbye and you

know who you are and I'm looking in both fucking cameras fuck you motherfucker anyways next let's spread some kindness I think who do I want to spread kindness to today? You know, I'm going to give a shout out to my friend Paige Lorenz. I'm texting her right now, which is why I thought of it. I texted her and I go, can you teach me how to vlog? Because like she's the only good like she's so good at it. And I was like, can you teach me how to be a real influencer? And she's going to help me with that hopefully. Also I just like love her and she is one of the sweetest, most kindest souls I've ever met and I'm blessed to have that bitch in my life. And I see her tomorrow in Nantucket and Tommy and I'm so excited to see them and we're gonna have so much fun. And I love them.

It looks like I want to swing with them or something but I do love them and I can't wait to do that. Anyways who else do I want want to spread kindness to Jojo Siwa. I just feel like I've been really mean about her lately Like I've been going in on Jojo Behind her back. I feel like I'm I feel like a fucking troll Loki Like I'm Loki becoming a fan because I've trolled her so much in my head. And I just feel like she deserves a little kindness for me. So I'm going to be spreading kindness to Jojo. Jojo, I love you and I feel bad. I don't mean anything I think.

But I did see that snippet of her singing and I was like, what? Everything I learn about her is against, no, this is a kindness. No, I'm being kind. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Jojo, love you. Who else? I think my mom. I want to spread some kindness to my mom. I know my dad gets a lot of love on social media. My mom's a little

bit more shy and like reserved, doesn't love being in front of the camera. But when I say she is the woman that holds this whole fucking shit show together, I mean that. And she is a very patient and she has four fucking kids that are all fucking crazy in their own right and she's an amazing human and I'm blessed to have her as a mother. Wow I'm being so nice today but I mean it. Who deserves kindness? I'm trying to think Love Island. I mean I've talked about this a little on the today's episode but I think Vanna deserves some kindness. Vanna seems so sweet and she was getting fucking ripped to shreds on the internet.

And I think people need to be sweeter to that poor girl. Like she did nothing to you. Like this poor angel. And I feel like she handled it super well. Like I would have, I mean, I've been subjected to people talking about my looks a lot too, but she handled it like a fucking boss and I respect the shit out of that she rolled it right off her shoulders and I feel like that's the only way to handle it

and I think that shows a lot of confidence and I respect the shit out of her for that because not everyone can do that whether they say they can or can't you it takes fucking thick skin to get trolled and like just like walk away from it but I respected how she handled that and she deserves kindness. Thank you! Okay, I think that's good for this segment. Okay guys, now we're gonna get into some of your questions. This is like my favorite part of my fucking day. Let's rip it open and spread our labias and get fucking into it. You guys have the best like questions and I'm gonna do this weekly where I post it on the Xtruity account. You guys ask me whatever the fuck you want to ask me.

Like it could be super random, like your favorite restaurants in New York City, or like how to get my labia to do this. Like it could be fucking anything that comes to your mind. Ask me whatever and I will try my best to give you a good answer. Have you ever fucked a friend group on purpose or on accident?

Yeah, and I'd do it again, okay? Sometimes a friend group is just fine. Like they're all fine. They all like gather and they're like a hot friend group. So if one of them doesn't work out, there's another like nice one to look at that's not too far away. I don't think it's a bad thing. I always said like homie hopping is like whatever like it happens and like it's bound to happen I feel like with friend

groups. I just don't see how to avoid it sometimes. There's this one friend group that I accidentally fucked in New York. I didn't mean to but I've gotten through most of them and it was all an accident but I'd do it again. They're all very hot. I think it's fun. Whatever. I feel like guys don't really talk like about sex like with girls behind our backs as much as we think. I think that's like a girl thing. I know there's like locker room talk, but I think like girls talk about like sex literally more than guys. That might be a hot take. But I feel like guys are like kind of like DL in private about their sex lives. Or like they'll be very like vague about the big O's like good, but like girls

will like be like, let's do the position play by play What like dirty talk did you say in his ear like all these things because it's like girlhood We're like learning from each other at the end of the day So I think like yeah, but I don't think have I fucked friend group was the question Yes, I have and I'll probably do it again. Sue me. Don't sue me. Tips for maybe starting to film TikToks without cringing at yourself. This is a great fucking question because I cringed at myself.

Every TikTok, every clip, you want to work through the cringe, that's how you'd be successful in this career. If you can work through the cringiness in the cringy era and like going through the era like like you got to start somewhere and like you got to start from like if you can get through videos flopping but like you consistently posting you're cringing out like or whatever you're talking about if you can get through that see that like pot at the end of the rainbow, gets the bright side,

then you will be successful in this career. There's not one creator I don't know that hasn't cringed at themselves. And you just gotta do it. Like who gives a fuck? At the end of the day, we're just like beating hearts on this planet, on this floating rock.

Do you and be true to yourself. I would say for posting TikToks, I feel like what makes me kind of stand out is that I never conformed to some sort of niche or some sort of genre, I guess. I just talked my shit and I never skewed that or lied about that. I always told stories that were authentic to me. Always had fun with it. Always laughed at myself. I love some self-deprecating humor. I like love laughing at myself be cringe.

I feel like that is the fun of it all. At the end of the day, it's not that deep and I would say post that TikTok, post it, post it, post it and yeah. Okay, next question, motherfuckers. Do we owe it to a situationship to be exclusive if we haven't had the conversation yet? Yes and no. I don't think that you should be exclusive

to anyone if you haven't had that conversation because that makes no fucking sense. But also that's so much easier said than done. I know for me, when I like someone, usually I like love a situationship. Honestly, more than relationships I've been in. Like, ending up a situationship, that fucking shit cuts deep and it burns, okay? I know me, when I like someone, I would never fuck someone else.

I just can't do it. And that's just me. I don't really understand how people that like say they genuinely like someone and then sleep with other people. I don't believe they're telling the truth. So yeah, do we owe it to a situation to be exclusive? I just owe it on accident because I am exclusive to them. I don't mean to be. A situationship is a situationship because it's like not real to one person. If both people were locked in on the same level, it would be a relationship. Does that make sense?

There's no need to be a situationship, okay? Every situationship I've been in, I've been totally fucking locked in. It's the guy that doesn't wanna date me for some weird fucking weird mental illness or something. I don't know why they wouldn't wanna date me in a great time, great and bad, and I suck the life out of someone via mouth. So, I don't know.

Anyways, you owe it to them, no and yes, and I don't even know if I answered that well, but I answered it in the way I wanted to answer it, so yeah. Anyways, that's like the end of the segment for today. I think I want to spend more time doing questions next week I think that would be fun and flirty And maybe I do like a full episode of just answering questions. This was a fun episode You guys know I fucking love these solo episodes I used to be so bad at them and I feel like I've gone in a groove Or we're like it's just us. It's me and you guys and we're kicking like kicking on the river and we're having fun

It feels intimate. We're talking we're hanging out But anyways this episode you could watch it on YouTube as always like comment subscribe saying nice things Tell your friends tell your grandma. Maybe don't tell your grandma if they're really old We don't want them having strokes at my content. But like, subscribe on every other platform. You guys know the drill. As always, I love you so much and I will see you next week, my little freaks.