Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Ditching dating apps, AI s*x toys & our vocal stims *ft. Dylan!*

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

It's Thursday at the Extra Dirty bar yo! 🤪 And Dylan Kevitch is back on the pod to chat the iconic Nantucket weekend that started it all, Dylan's mission to abolish the Central Park horses, and the emotional energy that having a man this fall would truly take. Dylan talks about meeting Lisa Barlow (iconic), Dylan's airport hangovers, his summer Greecian expedition, and his thoughts on Hallie's desire for a new healthy habit. Hallie and Dylan wrap up with a silly best friends quiz game... because where do Dylan and Hallie really run the door in NYC? Enjoy babes, besos! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

But I just think I need like a wholesome activity. I want to like start getting into Legos. Listen, there's other ways to train the brain. Like what? Reading? No, that's... Poetry? Hikus? No.

Finding a obsession with flowers or like... What are we going to do with... Water. Yeah, you know, let's try the Legos. Let's just try the Legos. Let's get extra dirty. Okay, welcome back to Xxia. dirty. We have a very sexy man that I would love to climb with me today. Dylan, welcome back.

Yay! Delta one, Delta one, Delta one. I'm so happy to be back. I love where you moved. Really? You haven't been to the new set. I haven't been almost a year since I was here. You haven't gotten my show since? Well, no, like the first time. Oh my God, this has been a year anniversary. I know. And we were in like the other room. The other room. The other room. The other. The other room. The other room. It's literally coached to Delta 1. I know.

This is Delta 1. This is Delta 1 and that's coach. And we only fly Delta 1. Our obsession with Delta 1. It's like I've never seen you so happy on Delta 1. Like we literally act like we've never. It's like a fish out of water. Can you tell the story when you're walking through?

Okay. Yeah. So we go to Delta 1. Op-A and we're in LA and we're like both kind of like really sick. Like remember we were like really sick a little? No, we were like, we were like really, we were sick. We were sick. Yeah.

And we get to Delta One and they're like, have you guys been here before? We're both like this. Oh, please. Yes. Have we been here before? My middle name is Delta. Yes, seriously. We had pictures of our family members in front of.

we would be putting them up on the walls. Like we literally act like we were moving into Delta One. No, like sometimes I wish that like Delta One would just like let me stay there for like. A day? A day. Yeah, but I don't want to be in the sky for the day. Oh, but we're in LA for that time. I think it was when we were for the Boys Lie campaign.

Oh my God, I love Boys Live. I know. We looked really good. We did. That's honestly one of my favorite dudes today. Me too. Because it was like quick and the girls are so cool. So cool.

The makeup artist Ashley. Oh my God, I miss Ashley. I know. Because if you're ever in L.A. Simmons. Yeah, I think so. Ashley Simmons, the best makeup artist I've used in a very long time. Me too.

She made me look gorgeous. She made me look face-apped, kiss one, passion two, Hollywood four, small nose, sharp chin, and deep features. Exactly. Not that I've ever used face-app. I couldn't stop looking at myself. You know, and you like have a good beat. You just like want to stare in the mirror.

Yeah. And, like, put in headphones and, like, listen to, like, your talk song. 100% and just, like, vibe out. Like, you're like. Yeah, and you're just, like. But, yeah, like, super amazing. It was really fun. And then, but we were really sick.

We were really sick. We were like, but that's showbiz, baby. But that's showbiz. Yeah. Like, you just have to keep it going. I mean, sitting in a chair getting beat. Well, with your makeup. And, like, you're a little sick.

is like honestly iconic. No, it is. It's like a whole, like getting glam. I used to be addicted to getting glam. Like, I swear I spent. That's like, I understand. Like, guess how much money you guys spent on glam? Last year.

Like, September through now. Like when I first started meeting you. Yeah. I feel like you glammed more when I first started meeting you. I feel like you do your own makeup now. Well, I don't have a publicist right now. And they're the ones that kind of were like, do glam now or die. Got it.

Got it. You know? Like, oh, you're going to this event. You need glam. Yeah. But you're going to. good at your makeup. I would like to think I am, but honestly my last podcast post. Yeah. They go unblended blush. Is my blush? Blush today? Yeah. But that's like kind

of my lore. I kind of like sometimes I'm unblended. Maybe that you should start like a new trend of just like not blending. I started a new trend of like just not giving a fuck. Well, yes. And you know what? That's what keeps you young these days. That's what the kids want to see. It's just to like, live wild and free and take your dick out or whatever you have and just let it go should take a shot because I just had a really hard meeting before this of course and I'm not like a meeting girl I know I kind of daze off a meeting sometimes me poor them I'll let you do the poor yeah but this is a scary meeting it was like with a lot of people I think I stutter a lot I just got a little nervous so I lost my train of thought and I have ADHD all right let's take the

shot. Yeah. What are we what are we pre-gaming today? We are pre-gaming friendship, life, success, and being hot. We're also like going out together. Oh yeah. We're up pre-gaming. Our night. I'm gonna be drunk all day. All those things and also to dairy boy. Yeah. Dinner. I love Paige. I love page. I could have I could have a whole podcast just glazing page. I know she's the chicest. I look like her a little.

Okay. Cheers. Kada one. Kada on, another one. So we're ready to go out now. Bye. No, I'm just kidding. Let's talk about Nantucket.

Yes. Because I don't think you've been on since we... Went to Memorial Day. Memorial Day weekend, which, by the way, was the start of what is now the iconic Nantucket content. I know. I remember I came home from Nantucket and I got stopped and people were like, how was Nandauk and I was so much fine. It was really fine.

It was so cute. It kind of felt like a little like, look there she goes, you know she's strange, but, you know like from Beauty and the Beast. Yeah, like sound of music. Yeah, like everyone just knows each other and we're singing along. Yeah. Like all the cobblestones, like I don't know. Yeah.

Except we're like hammered. So hammered. See, I thought I could get down like that, but I can't. No, when everyone thought we were like beefing, when you left, I'm like, no, he just like was tapped out. But this is what happens when even when we go out, like, Hallie wants me to sleep over and then I'm like, I can't, I'm so tired. No, it's all, right, pause. It's always your idea. It is, but you don't want to sleep over. I'm too tired. Yeah, but I say, like, I'll sleep over tonight. Yeah, you'd be like, I want to sleep over. Can we go back to yours?

Yeah. And then you'd be like, I'm gonna go back to me. gonna go back to me. But I love, I do love your afters though. You like the idea of, I like the idea of like going back to yours, debriefing the night and like, you know, like, drinking more.

Yeah, I'm just like viving and then I'm like, okay, gotta go. No, yeah. That's how I would be too. I don't like to wake up in other people's spaces. No. Except like the morning, I'm very like, Buh. Bage.

Yeah, exactly. You're like, flamp. I'm flampf in the morning. Not booze. I'm blues when we go. about. What was your favorite part of like that weekend? My favorite part?

Oh, you know what my favorite part about that weekend was this is super random? It's when you're making hamburgers. It's so wholesome. Isn't that whole thing you're making hamburgers? I think you've more wholesome bones in your body than I do. I do. I'm like more of like a stay home. You like bike ride?

I love to bike ride. You try to abolish the the carriages in Central Park. Yeah, well, they're still going on. No, in this heat, it's illegal, isn't it? And all the horses are done. They're over it. Like, well, some of them are collapsed. And honestly, if I was a horse, I would just drop.

Or I would just run and, like, have those people go flying. Like, I really thought that I was, like, the next Kim K, like, helping, you know, stop something. Oh, I think. I was like, this, look at me. No, but I think you brought attention to it. I didn't know it was an issue before you. Yeah, I just hated it. Every time I look at it, I'm like that poor goddamn horse.

I know. It's fucked up. And everyone riding it. I'm like, who, like, why are you? Just get on the city. Just fucking take the subway. Yeah, it's like we're not living in like the B.C. The 18th.

The B.C.? Yeah. No, it is like really insane. Yeah. And it's animal cruelty. We want you guys to stop. Are there any men in your life? No.

But like, there's men. If that makes sense. No, like that's the exact answer I give. I'm like, there's no matter of my life, but there's a lot in my life. I know, yeah. Like, I've been like a little bit more, you know, fine. I'm just starting to think, like, I'm young because I'm such a prude. You know that I'm a little bit of a prude.

But you like scream all the time. Yeah. But you know I scream too. It's so much fun to scream. No, but like I, did I tell you the story? I was hugging up with this guy recently. Yeah. I don't know if I told this on here, but it's bad.

Don't tell anyone. Don't tell anyone. Please. Between us. Seriously. But I was talking about this guy in a hotel and I was, I must have been, like, super loud. I do get, like, porn star-y, like, very performative. No, that's, it's a whole performance.

Like, to the point where, like, it might be distracting for them. Like, I turn into, like, a fucking, like, crazy porn star that sounds like they're getting murdered. Like, picture it. You can't. I can totally make sure. No, yeah. So then all of a sudden, we hear bang, bang, bang, like on the door. It's, he gets up, goes to the door of this hotel.

It's three security guards, like big security guard men. And they're like, we've gotten phone calls from every single person on this floor. Almost every single person on the floor. I wish it was a fly on the wall. Yeah. And they're like, you need to tell her to keep it down. And he was like, I'll try. Oh.

Sorry, I think I just choked on my own life for a second. Okay, well, you know what, here's the thing. Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon. Everyone was probably jealous that you were like. It was like, carrying it. It was like 5 a.m. on like a Wednesday, so probably not. Yeah.

But that's honestly the best. Like, honestly, I'm over the weekend stuff. Like weekdays, it's like, round. Weekend, weekdays, I like to get fucked. Yeah. Weekends are for like. like making love. Yeah and like looking into each other's eyes and appreciating it. Yeah and I was like to this guy I was like do you think maybe it was like the TV? Mm-hmm. The TV. It wasn't the TV on. Yeah.

But it was a lot of the me. Well. Then I had to leave the next day. I was like the walk of shame on crack. Like everyone was like wanted to like throw things at me. Like boo. Right. Boom. I love a walk of shame now. I always feel like I'm like in sex in the city or something. You're Carrie Bradshaw? I feel like I would be Scarlet. Is she the one with the brown hair? There's no scarlet.

Charlotte? Yeah, Charlotte. You would be Charlotte. The one who likes in her pants at the wedding. That is how you remember her? Yeah. What about Samantha? I feel like you're Samantha.

Yeah. Yeah. Who's Carrie? Lauren. Lauren could be Carrie. Well, and that, well, I just don't really like the redhead. And I don't want to make Liv be the redhead. No, Liv is definitely not that.

Maybe. Liv would be carried too. Yeah, and then I mean- Or Charlotte, like she's a hybrid. Yeah, I think I'm a hybrid, too, between Charlotte and Miranda. I think I'm just straight up Samantha. Or Samantha. Oh, my God.

I don't know anyone's name. The Catawani is getting to me. So, so no boys in your life. No, yeah, no boys, really. I, like, kept saying to myself that I think I, like, want to maybe try dating in the fall. Well, no, I won't. No. I promise.

I mean, like, I want you to find any other than it's, like, then you won't be able to hang out as much. That's so true. I don't even think of that. Yeah. I mean, unless you deep down one of them, I'll be there for you for that. But like We're like crying Oh just the thought of like being

emotionally like you know intact right now It sounds like a lot of energy I know and feel like it would make me lose weight Like having a crush I feel like if I had a crush I would be kind of huge No I think when you're in a relationship

You get big Yeah And then when you ever crush you try to You stress out about not locking about locking them down So then you like burn calories Totally And you like want to be snapped to get their attention

And it's like can I ever just be good enough? No it's like can I ever just be good enough? Yeah Have you been seeing the heat I've been getting on the interweb? About the way that you love Yeah it's fucked up and I just wanted to say stop Fucking with my girl It's rude

It's actually gone out of control and you see my video about it Yeah I did It was like and I hate making these videos because if I make one, people are like, oh my God, like she wants people to know how sick she is, but if I don't make one, people are like, she is not addressing it. And they're like calling me like all these names. They said I had meth legs, like crazy things. Like anorexic, I'm getting death threats.

I'm telling me I hope I die because the way I look. I'm like, you think calling me anorexic is going to make me get out of my seat and go to Burger King. It's crazy. And what, let me guess their profile. pictures or palm trees. Yeah, or like, or like Charlie Kirk. I just don't understand when stuff. Like are they laying in bed while they're commenting that and they're just like going like this? I just don't know how it's like still legal. It's gone out of hand. And you know what? TikTok if they want to like sometimes my videos get like community guideline thing. Like they should do that with comments. I don't I get my videos removed all the time. But like it. It. It.

And it's just been all summer, whether it's about my weight, my fucked up Botox, remember the Botox smile. Oh, that's when I was in Greece, I think. Yeah, that was bad for a second, July 4th, yeah. Yeah. My hair, my skin, my chest scar. Well, isn't it better now? No, I need to get it late.

I'm getting a CO2 in October. Well, you know what? You're confident and everyone's just jealous that they aren't as confident as you. Why do people just, like, want me to doubt? I don't understand that. That's fucked up. Like, what the hell? No, like, what the heck?

Yeah, like, why do people just outwardly be like, die? Yeah. Like, Jesus Christ. Oh, sorry. All right. Out of all the things we say. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

We said that the other day, and my friend's mom was like, don't say his name. And I was like this. I'm sorry. Well, I think I said God damn or something. I don't know. God dumb. I don't know. Yeah.

So, anyway. Anyways, you are so much better than that and literally fuck them. Fuck them. No, literally, I hope they go fuck themselves, all of those troll asses. And no one can take you down. Does he's a disease. Get well soon, bitch. Thank you.

Do you get hate comments? Sometimes, yeah. I just feel like hates a symptom of success. If I wasn't getting hate it, I'd be like, fuck. Honestly, yeah, like, what does it kill you makes you stronger? I mean, all I really get, I get like body shaming. too. It's always body shaming. Yeah, like, can we think this like more?

Yeah, it's like people sometimes say, like, you're huge or something. I'm like, I'm not like huge. Yeah. Also like, like, what? Like, also like, shut the fuck up. Like, don't fuck me. What do you look like? Yeah, what the hell do you look like? I would love to know what you look like.

And Grady and just post it's something being like, there should be a new TV show where all the people on Reddit and all the people that are trolls all go into a house and we have to sit in front of them and see if they would say it to our face. Oh my God, that would be insane. That would be a really good chance. We would all be like sitting, like holding hands like this. And we'd be like this.

Say it to our face. Say it to our fucking face. Say it to our fucking face. Say it to our fucking face. Oh, I miss Grading. Also, I haven't seen Graden over a month and people think we're in a big fight. It's so weird. Like, people just.

can like people have other like people have lives to live like we can't always just be up each other's homes well people just like assume that we got in a big blow at fight at page's wedding and now that we're in big falling out and like blah blah blah I'm like who made that like I'm like what what is this fan fiction you know it's kind of fun though it is kind of fun yeah people are thinking about us I know and then come together and it's its whole hurrah and everything's good in Mary yeah it says here that you I met Lisa Barlow. What did you think of her? I love Lisa Barlow. We met her at the Unwell Winter Games, no? Yeah, we did. We filmed the finale there. Avita? Yeah. I remember what she told me so clearly. Wait, what did she say? Do you remember what she said? She goes, the two things I want to be,

she looked at me and she goes, are you 21? And I go, of course I'm 21. And she goes, the two things I want to be accused of is being underage and having an eating disorder. And you know what? She's meant it probably in the best way. No, she meant it in the best way and I honestly took it as a compliment. And I knew what she meant. But I was just, yeah. She didn't know. Yeah. But you know what? She was one of my favorite housewives that I really met in person. Like she really is invested in us. Like she really knows us. No, she and she just like has something on that show that I think a lot of housewives lack now. Yeah. I feel like everyone, it's so curated now and everyone like wants to be like so badly by like the gen pop.

I know. You know, like by the audience. Mm-hmm. And she's just like unapologetically herself. I know. Whether that's like liked or disliked. Right.

She's just doing her. I know. And I'm watching her on ultimate girl trip and she's so happy. Did you see her cry? I know. I was like, oh, like she's just like wants to have fun. No, like she just wants to giggle max. I know.

I want to have her on. Oh my God. You got to. I need to have her on. Just have her on. I feel like she'd be really funny. She would be perfect. I feel like she'd answer questions.

I want to have some of the Real Housewives on, like in general. I know you should. I feel like Lisa Renna would be a good pick. Lisa Renna. I think Sonia Morgan would be. Oh, my God. Luan. Even Luan.

Luan's fine. Ramona Singer. Oh, my God. She would be incredible. I don't even know what you guys would talk about, but it would be... No, I think she would just carry the show. Yeah. I think I would get into two words.

Yeah, that's true. And that's honestly a good break from you. Just let her... And I've always wanted to have Bethany Frank on. Yeah. Because I feel like we have stuff to talk about. Yeah. But she's really in the influence.

She's an influencer. Yeah. And a really big one. Yeah. I think she's like crushing it. I know. She came out with the new place in Montau. The skinny bar or something.

Yeah. Wait. It's called the Supermodel Cafe. Oh, yeah. I wonder if I like her in the Hamptons. Like the Hamptons locals. You think. Well, I'm just thinking about the Nantucka drama that's been happening with the no

influencers this summer. And I wonder if they look at people like her in the Hamptons and are like, oh, like, she's doing the same thing. I don't know because I feel like the Hamptons is so big. Like it's huge there. It's a bit oversaturated with like the influencer stuff. Yeah. More so than Nantucket. I think people on Antucket don't want what happened to the Hamptons happen to Nantucket.

But like what does that even mean? I don't understand. Like what do they not want to happen? It's just. I don't get it. This is my opinion on the whole thing. Nantucket's built on like a lot of local small businesses. Yeah.

All an influencer does is like put people on. Right. You know, like the basket shop. I don't think a lot of people knew what that was. I mean, I'm sure locals and people that are in the know knew, but like wouldn't it be good for your business for more people to know? Hell yeah.

That's just how I look at it. Wouldn't you want to line out the door? Of course I would. Like don't you want to sell your stuff? I mean, maybe like correct me from wrong. But I feel like that's an honor. I mean, you got to go all the way if you're going to go. Yeah.

So I don't know. I mean, I don't know what to say about that. I think that that's the most stupidest thing to complain about. I just so dumb. It's been like everyone against influencers this summer. Don't you feel like everyone hates us? Like sometimes, but at the same time, I think we're at entertainer. No, I don't even think of an influencer.

I'm an entertainer. Yeah, I agree. I'm like not even a great influencer. Baby, you just like, you are like an icon entity, entity. Entity, yeah. Entity. Like, it's like, I mean, I'm not necessarily the influencer that's like, oh, my God, this lotion makes my nose look so small. But I'm more, I'm more of like, oh, my God, I love the way it makes me feel, you know.

No, I know. I'm not like the come with me. I'm more like, get the fuck here now. Exactly. Yeah. You know. I'm not super brand saying. But you know what?

That is something that's tripping, falling with no safety net. Is it real this time? Oh my God, I can't. Okay, it says you've been like to be hung over on planes. What are your chapel plans this summer? I actually, I don't necessarily like it. I just, for some reason, anytime I'm flying back from L.A., am like the worst hangover of my life flying home.

And I don't know if there's something in the alcohol drains of LA, but there's some shit at those bars that fuck you up there. Really? Oh my God, yes. I get fucked up there. I am like crawling to the airport and I'm dying on the plane. You're crawling to Delta One. Yeah, I'm calling to the L1.

Yeah, I am. At least Delta One is like the best lounge ever. The one in New York is so good. Yeah, it is. It's really good. What have been your favorite trips this summer? Like, I feel like that's the most, like, nothing you've ever asked me. Like, imagine we're just out to eat and you're like this.

So what was your favorite trips in summer? I actually would probably get up and leave because I'd be, like, concerned. Okay. Scratch that. You know what my favorite trip was this summer. It was Tanakka. Exactly. Also, your grease trips looked really nice.

It was so nice. I had a panic attack there. Do you get panic attacks often? Uh-huh, when I travel. You travel all the time. I know. Well, it's more when I go to Europe. Why?

What gave you panic attack? You know what it is? I'm going to be completely honest. Anytime I've been to Europe, it's for a wedding. And, like, I get emotional. It's like the time change. It's like a whole, like, I'm just like, you know what I mean. Yeah.

I like you're overtired but like over like emotionally drained yeah emotionally drained that's what it is and I break at the wedding you're like I feel a bit I've been to a lot of weddings this summer and I feel emotionally drained yeah it's just like you think like is this ever gonna be me and if I ever gonna be the one that's fucking saying I do yeah I think about that too but I try not to compare timelines because comparison is a thief of joy that's a new saying I should probably get in my bag. Yeah, comparison is the thief of joy. Okay. And like, I like what I'm doing right now. Me too. I have to tell myself that. Me too.

Yeah, and we're both independent, so we don't really need a man right now. But, like, I do want, like, a warm body on top of me when it gets chilly out in the fall. Yeah, I agree. I don't know. I agree. I should all the guys say, like, don't like me back.

Yeah. Remember that guy? Yeah, but I feel like they're probably playing hard to that. They're playing really, hard to get. Well, just keep saying that fun. They're playing the hardest to get I've ever seen them. Exactly. That's like the guy from 2022 that's now has a child. Like, that's that I told myself for, oh, he's playing hard to get. He has a kid now and a fiancee, so I don't think he's playing that hard to get. He's not playing hard yet. He's just playing hard. He's playing hard.

Yeah. Period. You're going to throw up on me? Yeah, always. Always. What did you do last night? Last night's, I, okay, so I've been obsessed with coconuts, and I've learned how to cut them open and drink them. I know, I saw you do that. I ordered five and I love them. So I basically just had a pool day and ate coconuts. You know who's obsessed with coconuts? Yeah.

Sally Cardin. Really? She's obsessed with coconuts. I love her. She's my favorite human being in the world. She's like a cute girl. I'm obsessed. I just want to put her in my pocket.

I know. wait like she's like a polypocket she's like she is a polypocket we're going out with her tonight i can't wait no she's the best um coconuts i need to get into like a healthy habit yeah you know what they're sweet i saw i saw a comment the other area that was like everything you do is a former self-harm and it really resonated with me who like but like it's true like i tan too much That's self-harm. I probably could use, like, a sandwich. You know, that's probably a form of self-harm drinking.

Well, you know what? In excess. It's hard to, like, when you live in the city and you're going on out to a lot of events, it's hard. Yeah. It's hard. It is hard. And, like, the New York life, it's just, it's not a sober place to be, unfortunately. No, but also, like, hold on.

I'm a flawed human being. There's a lot. fucking wrong with me, but I've never said that I'm perfect. What if I claim this? No one's perfect ever. No, but I just think I need like a wholesome activity. I want to like start getting into Legos. Okay.

Like building them. Ooh. Um, listen, there's other ways to train the brain. Like what? Reading? No, that's... Poetry? Hikus?

No. Maybe, like... like go like finding a hold on finding um hold on i can't talk finding a obsession with flowers or like what am we gonna do with water like coconut water um or like i don't know like going on like a weird walk where do you go on a weird walk in york i call on the west side highway that i feel like like a weird just looking at the water sitting down being weird like that. Should you do that?

Yeah, we should definitely do that. Is Legos? Legos is giving. It's fun. It's like a puzzle. Yeah. You know, let's try their Legos. Let's just try the Legos.

Let's try the Legos. What was the craziest last night you had out in New York? I think it was when I was with you and you broke your coin. I did from my going. Did you? But they healed. quick, I think. No, yeah. Well, it was like almost like I couldn't get it above like this hinge and then I woke up the next morning and it was like able to move. But like that was definitely, I don't know how I pulled my groin.

Yeah, no. No, it wasn't my groin. It was my hip flexer. That's yeah. Like how would have I done that? Maybe just. I thought it was from Zara's dog. Oh, the dog. Yeah. Like pulled on me down the stairs. He did? Yeah. No. I thought it was that. But then I've also like, I was supposed to. I was supposed to smashing in a weird position that week prior. Okay, well, that, I mean, that probably. No, it was more like on the floor. Oh, okay. And I just, I think it, like, fucked up my hip.

I don't have much muscle there. Right. Right, like you said, your pussy is the strongest muscle in your body. My pussy is the strongest muscle in my body. Yeah. That thing could lift up a keg. Yeah, exactly. So that's why the groin or the hip flexors, like, not working.

because... But like, I went to the airport the next day. They wheeled you. They wheeled me. Because I was limping in the airport. And I was not at the one. I was at Cape Air. And I was trying to go to the airport.

And this lady was like, you're limping. And I was like, okay. And Chad was like, I'll wheel her. And they're like, we have to wheel her through. So picture me in the airport on a Friday. Everyone's staring at me. Like people are like, some people are, even recognizing me.

And they're like, what is going on. I'm like in a fucking wheelchair. I mean, listen, if there's anyone that can do it, it's you. I had my Louis Vuitton. Yeah. And I was like. Yeah. And they go, what gate are you?

And I go, we're going to the bar. So they wheel me into a bar. Yeah. Restaurant wheeled me right up to the bar and said, thank you. Oh, they wheeled you to the bar. They wheeled me to the bar. That's iconic. That's iconic.

You know, it kind of was iconic. I mean, yeah. I just remember you were limping that night. And I was like, what's happening? You're like, my groin hurts. I thought it was my groin, but my groin's like more inside. This was like right on the hip. Yeah.

And my whole leg was numb. Yeah, that's what hip flexors do. It connects all the way down to it. I still like, was like, I'm still going out. Yeah, I know. Oh, I know. What do you think about that party? I thought it was funny.

I guess like the Vegas trip that we did like in October last year. I was just like that was just so much fun that it was like kind of hard to compare. You can't compare that Vegas weekend. Yeah, it was like so much fun. I mean, I just like wish we did more IRL events like that. Yeah, me too. Because I just like love. It's just like a fun party with icons, you know?

Yeah, I feel like they bring a good group together and now like the unwell community has grown so much. And there's so many cool people at the network right now. Yeah, and it's just like everyone's really down to like five. Yeah. And I know Alex is like entering a new chapter where she probably doesn't want to be at Mr. Purple like how her mom's pregnant she is. She's one of the cutest pregnant people I've ever seen. Oh my God. She's so perfect. She looks really good. She looks amazing. And like it's such a blessing to look so good pregnant. Like there's people that like look like they're pregnant. They're like wow like that looks good on you. It's hard on the body. Yeah. Not that I know but like I can't even imagine. I would think I would my pelvis would snap. I don't even think. I would like my pelvis would snap. I don't even think. I think I could get pregnant right now.

You don't think so? I don't really get my period. Me either. But I also have an IUD, so it's just not like on the agenda for me. An IUD. An IUD. It's, um... I like forgot we were here for some seconds.

It's an IUD is like this like T-shaped thing that they like insert and they clips onto your cervix so the sperm cannot enter enter and it produces hormones so like everything's regulated and shit and they can last you can't get one oh right because they can't go you don't have a cervix and you don't get your period because you don't have a vagina who doesn't he thinks that I don't I'm just kidding you need a pussy for that but but But it is a painful thing to get put in your body. Where are you like this? Honestly, I feel like it's different for everyone.

It feels like you can feel like really deep in your stomach. And it's like one big cramp, but then it's done. But like some people are a lot more sensitive to pain than others. Yeah or not. And you should have the option to like be like sedated. It's like fucked up. Yeah. Women's health care is fucked.

I know. Like. I couldn't even imagine. Yeah, I don't know, I'm talking about this in the other. I mean, I am like kind of a girl, too. No, like, you asked what it was. Yeah. All right, let's play a game.

Yeah. Let's play the best friend quiz. It's like a spin on the newlywed game. Do you know what that is? No. So I'm going to guess what your answers are to questions and vice versa. Okay. What is your go-to drink?

Sansaire. Do you know mine? Well, I know yours now. A dirty. Martini. On Sarah. I mean. Yeah.

Okay. Yay. First impression of each other. I'm intimidating and very like madame mask. Like you were just, I was very like, oh.

Is that your first impression of me? Yeah, like when I first met you. I think you had to do the opposite. What you think my first impression of you was. Oh. Oh my god. Okay, sorry.

I'm like, okay, because like that's like my. So we squat. Okay, got it. Fuck. I feel like your first impression of me was very like, aw. It was. I remember what you were wearing. I know.

You were wearing a cashmere, orange sweater with a purple heart. Opposite. Opposite. Like purple sweater with an orange heart. I mean, same thing. I was fucking close, bitch. Yeah, and you were wearing this, like, cashmere-ass jacket that's white, and your hair was in a bun. It was in a pony.

It was in a bun. It was in a small little... Maybe, I think it was, like, a bun with little hairs, like, coming up. So I was a disheveled nuts? Okay, Leastaper X. I don't even know if I know this about you. Yeah, I don't even... I never even have, like, a really...

Yeah, meaning they're all gay. Yeah. Favorite vacation spot. Yours would be... I feel like yours is Nantucket. Yes. Yeah. Do I have one?

I have like a bot maybe. I don't know, guys. We'll see. Europe? No. No. No. Not right now.

L.A.? No. Jersey Shore? No. Maryland? No. Fire Island? No, I never been.

What is it? I think I just like the beach. Bahamas? I never been there either. Turks and Gakos? I love Turks and Gagos. Let's just say that. Okay.

Took me nine tries. Favorite bar or club? Yours is Shane Margo or Ziravond. I feel like you love the same things that I love. Yeah, like I love Shame Rago. Yeah, I was going to say Shame Rago, but I feel like you also like have these random bars that you go to without me. Yeah. I don't know.

I love like, I love like an outdoor, like West Village, like really like New York vibe. Like I love just being like outside. Like a, do you know a place you could name? Like pasties. Pastise? Yeah. Yeah, it's a good restaurant. But like, I don't know if it's my favorite place to go.

Go to spa New York City where you run the door. For you, I mean, it's like the same thing like, like, shame or go. Zirban and I hugged the bouncer, we're twirl. I don't really know if I like, I mean like I run shit, but I don't really like You run shit and every place you go do. Yeah, like I can walk in and I can walk out. Yeah. But I don't know, but everyone knows me.

Do you have a favorite club? I don't really like clubbing that much. Like I don't like un-s-oomsing. Like I like when we're like in like a dark vibe where it's like we're drinking a lot and there is music and we can have. the option to maybe, you know, go like this a little bit. I always need, like, a seat. I need to see.

Yeah, I need to sit down. If I go to the function and I have nowhere to sit, it's tough. It is beyond tough. My legs buckle. They're not strong enough. Yeah, no, it's, it's tough. Current vocal stem. Yours is either ka, or zupa lupa, or liby, see, leaving.

Yours is always beige or you like the Jalupa Liby Zili Lidlii Yeah, you love it. Lebeesee or D. Yeah, yeah. We have a lot of vocal sims. No, we are vocal simming all the time. Always, always. Levy C, Levy.

Lupa said lupa. Wait, did you see there's new AI girls with the balloon heads and they're really fierce? You posted on your story. Yeah, and he said, oh. And I said, I said, I. it ours. No, because I love the jolupa zilibees. Me and Paige send them back all day long.

I think we should be them for Halloween. You're like, like, wear, like, should we just get a bunch of filler and just dissolve it the next week? I think we should get bald caps and wear heels and like overline our lips and be Zupa lupas. That sounds like the best IG ever. I know. I'm down for it.

I'm already thinking about what I'm going to be for Halloween. Me too. It's my favorite time of year. It's going to be so fucking good. I can't lie. I can't lie. Um, last person I had sex with. No, not him.

That guy that gave you a massage. Yes. Yes. It was so good. The last person you had sex with is, I don't know, that guy that broke your hip flexer. No. I had sex last weekend. NDA?

No. I don't know. I should have made this one sex. I don't know, D.A. I know. He leaves this question. This one should have been said. I win that point.

You win that point, baby. Last time we had a sleepover. Well, I mean, like, I leave at, like, 5 a.m. So it's like, we basically slapped over. Well, the last time we had a real sleepover was in L.A. L.A.? L.A.? Yeah, because, oh, I mean, was it Nantucket?

Yeah, it was Nantucket. Okay, Nantucket. Which trend calls the other one more often? Dylan. Yeah, I call it you a lot. I just like I'm bad on my phone. It's fine because I'm good on my phone. Yeah, but some people get offended by like how bad I am on my phone.

I'm like, you don't get anything. I'm not good on my phone. No, like it's like it's not. I don't take anything personal. Some people will do that and I tell them to shut the fuck up. Yeah. Which leads me to the next segment, shut the fuck up or fuck me. I'm going to give you some sex and dating trends where you say shut the fuck up.

If it's a no and fuck me if it's a ass. Okay. Sobergasms. which is substance-free sex. Oh, shut the fuck up. You don't like to do sober, substance-free sex? I do, but it's not like, I guess shut the fuck up and fuck me. I like substances when I have sex.

Same like I like a little train. Yeah, like, oh, I love an Alice mushroom. No, like they change the sex game for me. Yeah, it's just like I like it to be a little euphoric. No, and like kind of like sparkly. Yeah. But like these sex mushrooms I take from Alice. I'm putting people on right now.

Okay, actually, I need to do- They actually make you so horny, but not like tripped out, but like horny in like whimsical and like ready to fuck. Really? Yes. Oh my god, I gotta do it. Slow burn relationships.

Shut the fuck up. I hate not knowing where I stand. It's like when you overthink, fuck that shit. But like someone let's date in like two seconds. Yeah Erotic audio porn And fuck me There's nothing wrong with a little bit of stimulation

I usually watch porn on mute Is that a choice Do you need the audio I just need the visual a visual learner I'm a visual learner I don't like sounds of other people sometimes Sometimes I do but like Yeah

Sometimes I'm just like Relax No, for sure. Sometimes I'm like, shut the fuck up. And fuck them. And fuck them. Cuffing season. Shut the fuck up.

Yeah. I mean, it's because I just never really had a cuffing season. Yeah. Maybe what they do. Yeah, maybe fuck me. I mean, potentially fucking. I just think it shut the fuck up and fuck me, to be honest. Like, I don't believe in cuffing season.

I believe in cuffing choices. I feel like coughing This whole mom is going to be like this Okay anyways Ethical non-monogamy Shut the fuck up Yeah I get jealous and it's okay

I mean I know I always say jealousy of the disease But like it's a disease And I get a little jealous when it comes to guys And there's nothing wrong with that Yeah I mean I think jealousy's okay and normal and healthy When you're like in a relationship Yeah

Because like when I like in locked in no one's looking at my man the wrong way without them getting a dust door for me. No one. No one is touching my man. Yeah, but you can look. Some people like get like some people like you can't even look. Honestly don't fucking even fucking look over here. Yeah, don't look. But some people I know some people that like love other girls supporting what they're men.

Yeah, some people do get turned on by like the thought of. like other people wanting their man. My extensions are like falling on my head. Oh my goodness. This is Heather. Hey, Heather. Do you have anything to say? Hi.

No, but yeah. Yeah, so you can look. But you can touch. Shacking. Purposefully dating someone ugly. Shut the fuck off. I would never date a fucking ogre. Yeah.

Shut the fuck I. Who does that? Is that a thing? I mean, purposely doing someone ugly, what should you look like a better person? Yeah, well, I don't like, ugly's a stretch. But like you want to be the hotter one. Of course, but like not like, I don't need to just do that to do it. Yeah, this is not charity.

No. Shrekking is a crazy term. Yeah, that's, and it's like if people are doing that, like, listen, I can understand a lot of things I want to be one. No, yeah, I'm not checking. I'd rather be in an ethical non-monogamy situation than track. Exactly. Full bush. I don't mind.

Yeah, I don't know if I don't like fully shaved either. I don't like it to look like a brand new piece of machinery. I mean, fucking clean it. Clean it. Well, obviously. But like, I don't need it to be like so, you know. Yeah. I mean, I feel like porn also like not to get back to like, I don't, I'm only like a porn addict.

by the way, like I've been talking about porn. But like sometimes they're just like really like waxed and tucked. Like you can tell they get scrotox. Yeah. Do you know what scrotox is? No. Can you guess? It's like like a squirrel tox.

Scrotox. Like scrotox? Yeah. And then Botox. So you get Botox and your scrotum. So you like how do I know more about this than you? I don't know. And so.

don't get wrinkles and your scrotum so everything's very taught i don't understand why that would wow okay maybe i should get scrotum talks it's just like do you have scrodom talks i don't have a scrotum i don't have a scrotum i need to take anatomy you need did you skip anatomy i failed anatomy because you think you could get an iudd yeah and you think i can get scrot talks So we skipped a class back then Ditching dating apps Fuck me I could ditch that

Yeah I could ditch them too Besides Instagram I think Instagram is the best dating app Yeah that's like I mean you think on Instagram it's like You can't hide You can't run So it's like hot You sound like a kidnapper

I know You can't hide You cannot run And you must stay and I will get you AI powered sex toys Like, isn't there AI-powered sets away? I don't know. I don't know if I want a robot making me finish.

Yeah, no. Like, I don't need fucking RUD2 making me come. I need flesh. I need flesh. I need a heartbeat. Yeah, like, fuck the AI shit. I only like Zupaupa and the blow in the balloon girls. That's the best thing to happen to AI.

And, like, I mean, like, I want to start a family cut. Yeah. The fruits is like. amazing. I do, I do get caught in the AI. You know why we like the AI fruit things and the Zipalupas? It's because it's the only place where it's safe on the internet. We're like, no one's getting shit on. No one's being passive aggressive. No one's being evil. It's just like some good old like adult cartoons. Yeah, definitely adult cartoons. It's an adult. It's like bringing around like I wouldn't be a dilupa. I know. Okay, last one. Sober first dates.

Fuck me. I mean, it's fine. I know. That was weird. Yeah, I can't do sober for states, but like I'm mentally ill, so. Yeah. I think I like need to like reassess my whole life. We have a night tonight. We're going to go out tonight in the city of New York. All right. Well, thank you for coming on. I love you. You must do this again. My jalupa. Should we harmonize a whole time?

Super Zupa. Okay. Super. La San lupa, Libby, C, Libby, B. That was good. That was really good.

Over and out. Love you guys. See you next week. Peace.