Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Extra Dirty: the pregame (ft. my dad Chip Batchelder)

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

The day has arrived! 🍸 Hallie's MOST requested guest is here, you know him and you love him, it's Chip Batchelder!! Hallie's dad joins the *new* Extra Dirty Bar to discuss raising Hallie and her siblings, his college years, advice for men, his 60/40 rule in relationships, his financial advice that Hallie should take, and more. They break down their family dynamics, he roasts the guys that Hallie dates, & shares the sweet story of how he met Hallie's mom. It's a family affair this week, ladies so pour up a Mount Gay and enjoy!! Oh, and watch us on motherf*ckin' YouTube!!! Muah! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Do you know what Giat is? What is it? Giat. I have no f***ing idea. An exclamation used when seeing someone with a large backside. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. I just call it a big butt.

Let's get Extra Dirty. Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. We are in the news set today with a very special... What's up? I had my dad on the pod. What do you think of the new set? I like it. I'm very comfortable around a bar area.

Yeah. I came in here and it was literally like that's my fifth kid, my mouth bottle of Mount Gay. I know. I feel like it kind of works to like my personal brand, just like being behind a bar. Like I feel safe here. I feel comfortable. The conversations will get flowing. I think we should start off the episode making a beverage because that's what we do best together.

Well, if you have any tonic water, do Mount Gay and Tonic, but since we don't have that, let's do Mount Gay and Diet Coke. That's two of my favorite things. Hell, I just want to let you know as we do the podcast, I love you. And I'm so happy for your success in this podcast. Thank you, Dad. And I want people to know that might be listening. This isn't about Hallie's dad talking to my baby girl.

This is about Chip talking to Hallie. It's about Chip and Hallie. There's no, nothing's going to be left on the table. No question, we'll go on answer. We're going to put everything on the table. Everything on the table. People ask me about you the most. I feel like you are the real star of the family.

No. It's true. I like, do many of people are excited for you to come on this show? So we've been in New York for a few days, moving Pally's brother, Sammy, in. And hopefully it goes well. For a Monday morning. I know.

This is like your, not your signature drink, but your favorite drink in the summer is like a Mount Gay and tonic, right? Right, exactly. Why do you like it? I don't know. The tonic cuts the rum all bit. Not everybody carries Mount Gay. I feel like it's more of like a summery drink.

Yeah, it's like a Jamaican, you know. You're having that at the back bar crew. You're the way to sound. Wow. It's a heavy pour for a Monday. Where do you think I can fucking get it from? This is Monday morning. What are we doing here?

Monday, Monday. Cheers to the show. Let's rip it. Here's the show. And here's to the new location. Should we do a fit check before we start? We can. Show the people what you're wearing.

Is it all Italy? All right. So double bump strap, Edward Green, London. Suit custom, Italy. A shirt. Purple label, Ralph Flore. Roley, my buddy, a vintage Germany.

Okay. Ray bands. Oh, that's like a two-piece thing? Yeah, it's a set. So it's like cargo, Alexander Wang, head to toe. Yeah. As we say in A-Wang,

Oh, those are Prada? Yeah, Prada. I'm so proud of you. Thanks, Dad. And, well, we're neat. And Posse Lissie Men. We have some diamonds on the right hand, the Roli on the left.

Yeah. A couple tats. A couple tattoos that I regret. And I was saying, Hallie, before we got on the podcast, I'm like, I hate when she buys nice stuff, because I know she's using my credit card. I want to say, no, I don't like that. Put it back. But she always bought, like her mother. They always buy the nicest gear.

Me and my mom have the exact same style. Oh, I know. Like I can shop for her. She can shop for me. And then you get mad at both of us. Okay, let's talk. I'll do some Rapper, New York City Rapper fire questions since you're here visiting. Let's go.

And you think you know New York better than me. No. But that's not the case. Like what happened last night, for instance? We went to dinner at this place called Hawksmoor, which I've been reading about. They said they had the coldest martini in New York City, which is bullshit. You know, we went in there was good, not great.

No need to go back. But, you know, I had the family together, so that's up. No, it was good. Yeah. The vibes are up. But the thing is, we started at the Mercer at like 5 o'clock, right on the button. You know, we had a couple there. And then we went back to the hotel.

I had a couple there. right to dinner had a couple more we were all lit yeah my workout was a little fuzzy this morning but yeah I definitely woke up in a cold sweat winter lose you drink our boots right there winter lose you drink our fucking mood you and I'm saying

right rapid afire what is your favorite restaurant in the city pestis is yeah iconic when I come to New York I go to the hotel my first stop is pestis it's just the ambiance yeah they just do everything right in that place yeah I can't say the same about

Baltzare even though they're both owned by the same people. Mm-hmm. I just love the vibe in there. That chicken sandwiches to die for, I get that egg white. I've never had a problem there. Like, we're like,

they fuck up an order, fuck up something. They have the best Bloody Mary. Yeah, they do have good bloody. They have a little more horse rash. You know, you can do one bloody, but you can't do two bloodies.

That's kind of gross. It's like a meal on a, it's a meal on a cut. It's like kissing your sister. It doesn't do you any good. Okay. What's the best bar you think in New York City? The best bar?

We've been going to the peninsula lately at Christmas, but I like the one at Regis. St. Regis? Yeah, what do they call that? Pierre? They got Old King Cole, the Muriel in the back, which is from the Nicarbock Hotel. Oh, yeah, that's an iconic bar.

I like that because it's kind of like, you know, sophisticated. It's a beautiful hotel. What do you think about the members' clubs in New York? You know a member at like all of them? Right. So we're members at Zeezy's, which, you know, has turned it up. from the old wine days, but, you know, you're at Chey Margot and Zero Bond. Yeah.

So they serve sort of two different, you know. I love Zero Bond because we stay at the Bowery a lot. Yeah. The Zero Bond is not food forward, in my opinion. Right, right, right. Whereas, like, Chey Margo is like a Jean-George, like, great sick menu. Yeah. I met him down in, when we were at St. Bart's, he had the pad next thing.

John George? George? Yeah. J.G. for me. John George. But J.G. What a great team.

You're already on the nickname basis. He knows how to get it done, too. He's got great restaurants. What's your favorite neighborhood to stay in when you come to New York City? For years, we stay at the Bowery. I love the Bowery. I know. It's funky and it's cool.

Sleds. But lately we've been staying at the Gans Award because it's a quick walk to Pestis. You can get the Che Margot. You can get up to Zizi's pretty easy. Those are the two betwixt in between. But if I had to pick one, I'd probably go with that meatpacking area. Yeah, I think meatpacking is like more your vibe.

It's good. It's bright. What's the most insane thing you've seen on the streets of New York City? The most insane thing? Yeah, like have you ever seen anything crazy? Like once I was walking down in Soho and I saw a man pull down his pants and take a dump in the middle of the street. No shit, really? No pun intended.

Yeah, yeah, I know what I'm saying. What a hot shit, huh? That's going to leave them on. But have you ever seen anything crazy like that? No, not really. I mean, we have, as you know, in Boston, they have the fucking meth mile. You see that they lean over and like picking an ant off the ground. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

They have like the fentifold. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what that's all about. It makes you look like the walking dad where it's like folded over. It's like the craziest thing. I saw something like that in New York, but I haven't seen anything like, you know, I saw that naked cowboy dude like 15 years ago, but. He's always there in Times Square.

Yeah, yeah. What's the best neighborhood for shopping in New York City? Two areas you go to. You go Madison Avenue, you walk out because you know what? I love Italian clothes. Yep. You and your mom go to Bergdorf and Sacks. Suc down a Sacks.

But I guess Soho is probably the target-rich environment. It has all the brands that you're probably looking for. Yeah, and like massive stores. Honestly, like, I feel like we've been having the most success at two minds. Love that place. And I would love to gatekeep that store because I don't want. everyone knowing about it actually. That girl can sell.

But she can sell. We've gotten really close to her, Lauren, shout out. Like, she's amazing. Every time we go in there, she locks the door. Because she has a, A, want to let anyone in, B, let us out. Yeah, it's like we're being held hostage. I'm not even looking at my fucking MX. I wouldn't.

I asked you yesterday, I said, do you buy anything? You go, a hat. She looked like Santa. Remember when the Grinch stole Christmas. He comes down at Hooville. You know, you look like the fucking dog coming out of Susie Boo's house, whatever the fucker name was.

The dog's like this with 19 fucking bags. You look like coming. Remember that time leaving Bergdorf? We're at Bergdorf. I wasn't at Bergdorf because I don't like Bergdorf. Hallie's mom and Hallie go into Bergdorf. And so I'm texting her and like, where the fuck are they?

They've been in there a long time. And time is not my friend when they're in there that long. they come out, they were both, like, afraid to see me. They're like, they had more, they had to have, like, a security guard opened the other door to bring the bags out. They offered us a bellman. It was unfucked that we could keep for the day or something. Jesus, I'm still taking it.

But you know what I said to you yesterday? I was like, Dad, I didn't give you consent to be born. Oh, I know, I know. You know, that's true. You know, it wasn't my choice. This is what happened. You made me. You made an animal.

And I will say this, and people say it also is, you know, with batchelves. we dress. We do. And you wouldn't want us to dress like fucking shit. But I want stuff. Quality over quantity. I want stuff people don't have. Yeah. No one has that suit.

What'd you get that? Well, they only made one. Yeah. Like that Montclair jacket that I used when you went out to Aspen or whatever. Yeah. Joe cleaned it too, by the way. It was already dirty when I... You know, a couple stains and some lipstick shit on a thing.

Okay. Well, here we go. It was only one of four made or something like that. You never see that coat again. You go, I'm only lending it to you because I know. if you fuck it up, but you can buy me a new one. That is true. All right, what is your favorite thing to do as a family?

I'm trying to figure out like a show or something. Let's face it. We get here. We have the same fucking routine. We have lunch usually. Or, you know, if it's after like 4.35 o'clock, we start having a couple martinis, go to nice dinners. Next day, get up, work out.

We work out like animals. This shit doesn't happen overnight. and then rinse and repeat. We basically shop, eat, work out, and drink. Yeah. That's the floor. This is my favorite things to do. Exactly.

All right, let's talk about your lower. Let's go back to the beginning a little bit. I don't know if I want to start at, like, college dad, or like, where do you want to start? I'll start anywhere, baby. You tell me. Where'd you grow up? So I grew up on the South Shore down in Mass. High school was great.

I was a good athlete, played football, captain of football team, the whole bullshit. But I needed to get out of that town I was in. And then my mom died when I was 18. So I moved to Milton with my grandmother while I was going to college. My grandmother taught me a lot about a lot of different things. You were really close to your grandma. Yeah, yeah. But I grew up pissed poor, as you know.

We didn't have anything. My dad, the biggest year, at the phone company, Ford of Midnight, he might have made $28 grand. We had five kids. Yeah. I knew what poor was like, and I didn't want to do that. So I worked my balls off. Yeah.

To get to where we are now. Didn't your high school counselor say, like, there's no way to up and be successful? She told me to go to this, they call it the four Cs, Cape Cod Community College. I'm like, what are you talking about?

What that bitch? So I went to Northeastern for two semesters and I got straight A's. And I spent more time in high school on the field than I did in the classroom. I didn't fucking even go to class. I didn't have to. I was counting the football team.

And then I transferred to a school in upstate New York and... Union, which is where me and my brother's one as well. My brother went there. I went there. nephew went there and three my four kids went there. What were you like in college? Were you in a frat? Do you. Can't spell dumb without Diu, baby.

I was trying to get an eye, felt a thigh, but they didn't let me in. But I tap a keg was one I was looking at also. Such a dad joke. I'm obsessed. Did you have girlfriends in college? Were you like a man-hor? Did you ever like ghost girls? Like, what was it like back then? Yeah, I was total ghost. We didn't have the Google machine. You'd have to use like a smoke signal.

No. Watch and learn, boys. You got to go right up. I always went up to the hottest girl, too, so I always got fucking rejected. But nine out of ten times I got the heistman, which is why I married your mom because I fucking went up to the hottest girl in that group, too.

You need to tell that story, how you met mom. We're going to answer the other question. So I had, like, girlfriends, kind of, but I did have a girlfriend in college for, like, last year and a half. But I was so, young. I didn't like have anything to offer anybody. I think people kind of like get into relationships in college because it's like you're on all on a campus. Exactly. You're like gated in and you're like

you feel like you need some sort of like companionship. Yeah and you know my grandmother gave me great advice. She said don't. She goes stay alive till 35. You tell me that. You know, I said, I don't want to fucking die at 35. I said no. I'm saying she said to me don't get married to you 35. I got married at 34 and a half because you won't have financially be there to support someone in a family and you won't have sold your oats. So if I had to give advice to guys, stick tight, you know, mid to mid to late 30s and then start thinking about it. Yeah. Would you give that same advice to me? Yeah. I mean, it's different for women because, you know, everyone thinks they're on the fucking clock, right, you know, which is kind of bullshit. Now you can, like, freeze your eggs. Right, right.

So there's ways around it now. I don't feel like I'm ready to be in a relationship. No, I don't. But then you have Bryn who's getting married. She's 30, so I'm guessing. But she's 15 months older than me. Like, we don't have that big an age gap. Right, right. I just can't picture myself. No, no, you guys have two different

mentalities about that. And like we live in two different worlds too. Yeah, yeah, and she's got a great guy, so. But I wouldn't be, if I'm a guy out there, I wouldn't be thinking about it, you know? Yeah. Slaid as much as you can and then fucking go. Yeah, totally.

As much as you can get away with. All right, let's go back to meeting mom. So we were at a bar at a private party. And I was with my girlfriend at the time. I dated probably six, seven months, and one of my buddies. And I saw Mama with like six of her hands. They're probably all still single. And I said to my buddy, Mama had this cute little Bob haircut and these like Jackie O.

like cat glass. Oh, so fucking. I turned those Jackie O and a snackie-o, but that's on episode two. but I said to my buddy I said you see that girl over there I'm going to marry that girl yeah and then I said to my girlfriend I said I'll be right back and she's like

where you're going so I said I'll be right back so I'm going over to throw mom's roommate sort of jumps in between us and I didn't have the greatest reputation in town with the ladies so she said like no fucking way you're going to date her and then they all started blowing me shit

I said all right you know I'll get that. I knew where she worked, so I was going to hunt. So you stalked her. Yeah, today they call it, you know, back then it was being aggressive. Today you'd get five to 15 of stocking.

I was using fucking fake numbers, everything. It was fucking awesome. That was the time where you'd like leave. Yeah, it's good. We didn't go on a date for like three months. Would you call her? What was called screening?

No, it was no call screening back then. I just found out where she worked. And I found, you know, how to get a hold of it. And then the first thing, date we were on, I went for a run before the date, and it was like the worst run I've ever done in like five mile. I think I was dying. I was 45 minutes late. She was bullshit. I was walking in. She was walking out. So you begged her, stalked her to get on a fucking date, and then you showed

up 45 minutes late. Yeah, that's bullshit. Oh, she was probably, there was like smoke coming out of her eyes. Beside herself. I can't. Like, I literally had to push her back into the bar, but after that it was smooth sailing. Money, yeah. Yeah, you guys have been together for how long now? 34 years. 34? We've been together 34.

Married 31 is June. It's unheard of these days. We love that bitch. Shout out, mom. I'm trying to get her on the pod too. She'll be on the pod. She's shy. I always say that your relationship is like a rock star relationship.

Like she's the rock. She keeps you humble and placed, gets shit done. And you're the star. You kind of bring her out of her shell a little bit too. So it kind of like works in the gaming kind of way. I always say she's the steak on the sizzle. I think probably the same thing. Because we're a big steak family as you know.

I love it. Bramp, Bramp Big Gold 23. I didn't do any of that shit with the hospital visits and all that. That was all mama. Well, hospital visits. You know,

when you had to go to, like, doctors visits and all that crap, you guys had to do anything to do any of that. Mom did everything, I feel like, when it came to, like, school stuff,

we were to get in trouble at school or if one of us had to go to rehab, like mom always is just the one of coordinating all that shit. You know, we went to these, I always think about it. You guys went to the most exclusive fucking private high schools in the country and would go there and you'd see all these family that thought they were fucking perfect.

Yeah. We're like, we're not perfect. A cabinet's at the house looked like a CVS, don't they? Who needs prozac? Who needs... Who needs... Who needs Dax? 10X on aisle 12.

You know, it's honestly real and authentic. I think why people like me a lot or appreciate me a lot. a bit is because I'm honest about... You're fucking real about it. Flies. You talk about your fake tits and your teeth and you're eating a disorder. I mean, I think that helps people.

Yeah. It creates a conversation at the very least. Again, these families I think they're fucking perfect. It's all bullshit. It's very Wellesley. Those wealthy families. Yeah, you can pick any town you want.

Do people come up to you a lot in Boston? All the time I get fan bombed. You call it fan bombs? Yeah. And I ask people, the first thing I say, they ask me, are you really his dad? I'm like, do I owe you money?

or, you know, I guess to get that out of the way. But I asked him all. I said, what do you follow, Hal? I said, A, you're real. Yeah, can you talk about, you know, sucking dick or whatever doing, but B, you're funny as shit. And you are funny. And I think I gave you a little of the funnyisms.

No, you definitely did. Come on, baby. Now, you text me one day, you go, your TikTok is funny as shit. Yeah. You should get into acting. Life is an act. No, it's good. It's good. Do you people ask you to take photos a lot?

Yeah, you know, I get 100 fan bombs, maybe 50. Ask for a selfie. I kind of love it. All right, let's talk about the fam a bit now. What is one story about me as a child that perfectly explains why I am the way I am today? Oh, my God. This is fucking going to go for a while. You were so obsessed with so many different things at certain parts of your life.

Like one year, it was like... Tsunamis. What is it? I used to be obsessed with horses. Horses. Sunamis. No, no, one year was chicken pop pie. I still love chicken pot pie.

Then one year it was learning popumenta. I remember you bought that book. It was about this thick. You opened like one fucking page. And that thing was left at Logan Airport coming back from fucking Aruba. I forgot about popiamento. I used to watch YouTube videos of tsunamis for hours on it. I don't remember that.

And natural disasters. It was, I don't know. I feel like everyone. You are a fucking tsunami. I know. What else? surfing. Yeah, oh yeah.

And you were good too. I was actually pretty good. I don't think people realize on the podcast what a fucking badass you are because I explained to somebody yesterday, I think it was Lauren. I said, if Halley's

standing a foot away from you, she could kick you in the face. She's got a brown belt. She can fucking snap us both and out. And I've seen her like when they were younger, beat the shit out of both of her brothers. Like, no problem.

No, and also like, I was really good at karate. Dude, you were a fucking killer. I was, I would beat the fuck out of boys, remember? Every girl that had to fight Hallie, you'd see a little piece staying around their crotch, because I'm like, uh, they'd fucking leave and it'd be

over with them. I would rock their absolute shit. Oh, fucking, the girls, wasn't, it all came down to Howley and this kid, you know, you probably won 60% of the fights against him. He was good. He was a nice kid, too. He had a nice family. No, he was technical. I remember he had good, like, technique, but I was

just more aggressive. Remember when he kicked in the face? Yeah, yeah. I thought you were going to fucking snap. No, I did snap. Remember how he came in after that? When Sensei was like, go! And I just came in out his fucking face. Yeah, I think I told you to do that. Cook fucking kick his ass. I know. It was like a karate kid moment. So, again, you were obsessive. You're like a... I'm very obsessive. Yeah, when you pick one thing, it's like the world is closing in and nothing around you matters other than chicken pop pie. It's such a good comfort food. Ah, it's so great. What was the most dramatic thing I ever did growing up? The most dramatic thing? I was in a

engine whore from the beginning. Remember I used to like shove my fingers down my throat when I was too and be the exorcist? That was like a precursor. Well, when you were born, your mother had to go bareback because they fucked up the epidural. And, you know, you've been a pain in her butt since. But I wasn't really good in the rooms when you guys were being born. I think I was watching the Flintstones when you were being like, that fucking Bonnie Rubble, what an act of that guy is.

And you make yourself throw up at night going into the crib because you didn't want to go to bed. the whole head wound Halley time, you know, we didn't know that you needed glasses. Yeah, yeah. I can still do it. Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't do that, hang.

That brings backpack memories. But literally, we're at Mass General every month with a, I said, keep the tab open. They thought we were beating the shit out of you. You had to go in there so much. I think they had pictures on you,

on the wall, head wound hallie. I think of my own wing there. Oh, God. No, there was one year that was in the hospital at least five times. for different head injuries.

I fell out the bed. The one, the worst one, when you guys are at school doing that theater thing down in that church, you stepped over that and you hit it right on the stone. And I was rolling down the stairs. Or how about when, what's this space, Fiasol through 20 o'clock at my head? I wasn't there.

I was gushing. Was he trying to kill you? Probably. Did you ever think that when I was young, I would be going into like social media or something that was public facing? Social media was just starting to kick in when you were young. You know, you guys are doing different stuff, but, you know, you have all the

attributes to be great at this. You're funny, you're attractive, you're smart, you know how to go through it. Yeah. And as much as I like to think I know everything about everything, you know, at one point is probably a couple years ago, he said, Dad, shut the fuck up. You don't know what you're doing. I need your help in X, Y, and Z, legal, fucking accounting, whatever. From there, I got it. and I appreciate that I do appreciate I feel like you want to be so helpful in everything that we are doing

with our careers and stuff and this is the one thing that I feel like you didn't know as much as I did I don't even how to fucking turn the Google machine on bro you should see me if you ask me to like go on Facebook or whatever it is and like Instagram Insta

I wouldn't know how to do it I see the shit though no it's you think I'm funny and great and you think it's funny. What is it? Who else do you follow that you think is funny? I just follow you and Graydon basically. Okay. Yeah. Well, that's all you really need for good people. Although, you know, when you go on certain feeds, they know exactly what the fuck you're doing. I often find myself getting feeds for steaks, which I love, and then a pizza, which I don't eat a lot of,

but. But it's fun to watch. Yeah. I watch you guys just so like, look. You know what we're up to. She said that about me, bitch. Whatever Hallie says about me is in fact true. People think I did say talk to this. I've never said anything bad about you. No, I know. It's all great. But I did talk to this girl once. She said, don't you guys make that up just for the TikToks? I'm like, no, our family's fucked up.

We go hard like morning, noon and night. I know. People are like, you party so much. I'm like, I'm a product of my environment. We like to fucking rip it. Life is short. Life is real short. Oh, shit.

Like, I could get hit by a bus leaving this podcast studio right now. At least I'll have a slight buzz on. Exactly. Oh, I love that. How she did I? Well, I'm okay in a fucking bus. Yeah. All right, who is the problem child in our home out of the four of us?

Well, it depends what the problem is, but you've been a lot of work in certain areas, and Chad's been a lot of work. We're actually conveniently both the middle kids. Totally. But, you know, the difference between me and Chad, I feel like I always had kind of like a conscience. And mine was like a little bit more out of my control. Yeah. Chad just makes stupid decisions. Yeah, and that's not his fault.

He's, you know, but he's going to get that. No, he's crushing it right now. He's crushing it right now. All your kids are. The kid is, he's got grandfather's blue eyes. I mean... He's a stud. And his brother is too, so...

Can I get another drink or is this? Yeah, show you refresh? I'm some fucking tootly. Go. Remember when you guys grounded me for nine months, it never stuck? I think you're still fucking grounded. So we go away, Allison and I and I don't know, probably a movie.

Oh, wait, no, that was a different time. I'm talking about the time where I got alcohol poisoning. Half the rages you guys fucking had, I probably don't even know a bubble. We came back. Hallie had a rager. You know, we have a five-story brownstone. She probably had 100 people in there.

No, but that's not true. It was actually small, but just like two of the girls happened to, like, get sick because the cops came. So our house is kind of unique and that the rug in our master bed, which they had these Tibetan fucking guys

like this silk sewn by blind nuns exactly totally I think costs like fucking zillion dollars would come home and it's got bleach stains

all over the fucking thing totally destroyed and Hallie and Infinite Wisdom thought getting bleach to get the puke stains out would work is that how it rolled I didn't clean it up I think

I was trying to clean it up. Yeah. Because it wasn't my friend. And she was drunk and used bleach instead of something that could have probably just, it wasn't even a big mess. She created a bigger mess. Yeah. It was bad. I wrote him a 17 page apology letter and included pictures. Yeah, I still have that. Oh. But it was actually not even the time I was referring to it. It's referring to the time where I got alcohol poisoning before. You were 14 or so? Yeah, I was like 13. Yeah. I remember you came home. You know what I did for that? I went into your liquor cabinet. it and I took every clear alcohol liquid and like just took a little from each and put it into a

water bottle so you wouldn't notice I took any right so think about like clear tequila clear gin clear vodka a fucking nuke basically old as the fucking days and I drank the whole thing and almost like flowing at the mouth it was a huge storm and mom had to come pick me out oh don't it and then he forced me to go back to karate yeah you know that happens to everybody should have happens. I know. You were kind of laughing at it. I introduced you to wine when you were a seven, eight. And I don't know if people know on the podcast that Halle's got a palate second and none. Like even stuns some sommelais when she says, all right, I taste eh, eh, and eh. I don't have that palette. And people like, wow, you were a sommie. It's probably because you were feeding me wine

at the age of six. Yeah, because you had a pure taste to it. I didn't want you guys to like, you know, at age 15 or 16 when you started ripping it to like be new to alcohol and wine's like a good entree. Yeah. And the rusty beach is in Aruba too. Remember when I was like 12?

The Rube was fucked up. It's a height thing there. You could be fucking 10 years old but if you make the thing it's like getting into fucking Disney, you know? If you make the thing, then give you fucking drinks. Yeah, it's like a weight and height limit.

Oh, God. I remember that time when I was like 12 and you gave me my first of a rusty beach and you were like and I was like giggling the whole Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you couldn't stop laughing. That was funny. Who got in the most trouble growing up

in for doing what? Probably Chad, I would guess. Chad did get kicked out of a couple of schools. He was tricky. I don't think he was just meant for like a regime. Like, you know what I mean? Like he was just kind of... And you know, Mama said to me recently,

said, you know, all those things that I had to go fight the battle for and said Chad didn't do it, Chad didn't do it, Chad didn't? Good fucking chance he did it. I fucking love it. I was like that. I was a fucking wise ass, you know. He's just like ADHD and...

Yeah, you know, me and Michael Egan when we were like eight years old lit our entire fucking house on fire. Wait, why? I don't know. We just like playing with matches. So is this your job? You like sit here and like answer questions

from fucking dopes like me? Yeah. I love that. It's awesome. It's crazy the world. The one you had the best line. I want to apply to be a bush fucking uh the super bowl we're at oh yeah like

i want to be how do you get on that list i thought you were gonna get a brand deal and go out there and fucking you know no one showed you to love you didn't miss anything both teams didn't play great patriots lost it was a boring game the halftime show was made for tv not for people that were there there was no one like going crazy it was fucking because you can't see where what's his name was going through the bushes yeah no it's fine i actually didn't care that i missed it but it was a good ticot

they should have it in miami or someplace warm Isn't next year in L.A.? I think it is, yeah. Well, we could go to that. Who's most like you out of the four of us and who's most like mom? Bryn's the most like mom. Probably you are, you and or chat are most like me. Yeah.

Based off, I don't think I look like you, though. No, no, yeah. I look like the nail man. Yeah, thank God. But yeah, you look like the UPS guy, is 6-3 fucking blonde. And I'm like, look at Sammy, six feet. Let's shred it like a fucking bad rapport card.

I'm like, dude, I said, Allison, I say, hey, I'll take one for the team, you know, let you have you away. As long as he's playing. Sammy, I can't even post Sammy or chat on my story anymore because the DMs I get about them are just so inappropriate. I'm like, guys, what do you mean? These are my baby brothers. The best one, one girl said, do you do weddings like the groom?

That was fucking classic. Again, all four of you are beautiful in your own way. Do you have a favorite, though? You know, but I'm not going to announce that favorite. Is it Sammy? No. I spent the most time with Sammy. Because you had to.

Well, yeah, well, Chad went to boarding school, so I lost four years of hanging out with him. But every little league game, everything, you know, the one thing I wanted to be as a dad is, for all of you guys, is I didn't want to be fucking the dad that wasn't there. You know, you can never say I was not there. No, you took a sledding, like you were always so hands-on. Totally.

When we would sneak into the pool and we're younger. Yeah. I used to put mascara on the kid's face broke her. I used to put mascara on the kid's face like at night with like commandos. Would fucking sneak down on the pool and unscrew the light bulbs and go in. What's the name? I don't get into that. Broke my fucking toe.

I had a friend at the time. And my dad was trying to hoist her over the fence. And she fell on to him and broke his foot. Do you listen to my pocket? I watched like the first one and then you started getting about sucking dick and all the other stuff so I'm like I'm not sure I should be watching this one right now

I know what your stick is and I know the whole thing and it doesn't bother me I mean it's all natural and people want to hear that it's funny as shit I'm not like remember when Grammy watched oh yeah why do she have to say fuck all the time because that's what fucking people in Boston do the word fuck in Boston is like a

in the middle of every sentence what the fuck yeah it's like What the fuck. In a good way. Fuck you all going on that game. I don't know what episode she listened to. I just talked with this recently to someone, whether it was like the first episode of when I went on Call Her Daddy or if it was the first episode of my show. I don't know which one she watched, but she couldn't figure out to press pause on her iPad and she almost threw it out the window.

Oh, okay. No, but I, you know, I picked up pieces and, you know, I don't need to watch it, but I understand the whole concept. It's business. I like it, though. People I hear it, I don't give a fuck. It's just, shit's happening. Anyway, you just happen to have the balls to talk about it. That's what I'm saying.

Has there been anything I said that you disagreed with? No, it's all normal. Yeah. What would be your best advice for me in business and with podcast and social media? I wish I could give you advice, but I keep doing what you're doing and keep all avenues open, whether it's TV or shows or podcasting, whatever. People fucking want to watch you. Yeah.

You know, I'm saying that as a person that wants. watches you day to day, you know, on all your TikToks and whatnot, you're fucking funny. And you get a following second of none. It's only getting better, too. Is there like a philosophy or like advice on like money and like spending money that you wish I would actually listen to? You know, they say spend 50% save 25% and, you know, take the other 25 as far as like a long-term play. you know not to piss it away you know you guys are going to inherit all the shit I have

eventually and you know just keep grinding and save you know I'm a this thing could fucking close tomorrow take whatever you're making and fucking stash it away yeah and go and put it in the money market

I mean you know whatever you know you make them five six percent or I don't think you're even at the tip of the iceberg of where you're going to go with this whole talent you know that no I think I'm at the very beginning. This is the beginning of it. I think I'm just getting in a groove. Totally. I think it's going to be big. I see people out there doing the fucking big numbers

like that. You blow them away. And I'm not just saying that because you're my daughter. I'm just saying in general. You think I'm funnier? Much funnier. And I'm also, people have this misconception that I'm dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm not dumb.

At all. You were like two points away from getting a B-plus. Hallie was a art history classics major, right? It's fucking fluent in Latin. And she was like two points away from graduating from college with distinction in her major. And high school also, you know, you had a great GPA coming out of your last quarter,

junior, first quarter. I was perfectionist in that year, though. I was really going OD. Yeah. And then we checked you. Remember you had to go to rehab after that? Yeah. And you remember when I went to rehab for the first time, showed up with cookies in my homework.

and said, I hope you feel better. And, you know, it's kind of like prison when you're in rehab. Hallie, like, was the queen bee. So every day, they'd show up and they'd go in this fucking room, you know, sitting on a couch. And Hallie would be, like, fucking barking. They'd be, like, no, you fucking get my shit for them. It's like, you know, the-

GERN-M-Ky, yeah. And be, okay, Hellie. Remember I snuck in that, burn a phone? You're not supposed to have a cell phone. I remember, like, well, they would seal off all, like, the bottoms of the bed. or whatever, and I brought in, like, sex in the city, like, the TV series, and they said, no, it's too triggering.

Yeah, and then your roommate knocked on you and it fucking told her they had the burn of phone. I used to watch you piss. You have to, when you go to the bathroom, you understand there. Which I understand. But, like, there was that one time where my roommate was doing sit-ups. And I was like, clean up on aisle 12. Get her, get her. Look at her.

She's on the board doing sit-ups. It was so fucked in there. Yeah. It's whatever. It was kind of, like, janky, though. I wish I went to like where I would get acupuncture. And like it was like a spa retreat. You look out the window.

You're looking at the fucking entrance of Harvard too. Oh yeah. Let's do some questions for you about relationship and love. You and mom are together, which is rare for these days, you know, given that everyone's a fucking psychopath. Yeah. What is your secret to a long lasting, happy loving relationship? Give 60 to get 40.

I want to do more for your mother than I expect back from her. Give 60 to expect 40? Yeah. I've never heard you say that. That's honestly so brilliant. 60% of all your efforts, but expect 40 back. But I feel like she gives you a lot, though. What is it?

She gives you. I feel like you guys are both so in love with each other. You guys are best friends. You kidding me? Totally. And, you know, I make no apologies. Your mother's hot. She's the hottest.

Have you seen the ass and the legs on her? Yes. Oh my God. I got picks if you want to see her. Like, as beautiful as she is on the outside, on the inside, she's really nice. She's so honest. She's like, you know. She's so sensitive.

catering. She's so such a good mother. Oh, she's awesome. And I'm sure she's a great partner too. I love that bitch. I don't call her bitch, but. All right. The next is looking at the guys I date. Yeah. I haven't seen you know, who's a flavor. Who's the flavor of the week? Let me finish the question. Looking at the guys

I date or my generation in general, what is the number one issue you think my generation has with dating? I could probably answer this for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's accessibility. You see so much of these like instabatties online and these guys think that everyone just so accessible these days.

Well, the issue is that in the old days you actually had to go up and talk to the person. If I was gonna... Fucking men are pussies now. They don't come up to you. Exactly. And they're scared of me. They are scared of me.

See, you know, the hottest, that's why I always went up to the hottest girl in the room to get a date or whatever because no one goes up to the hot girl because they don't have the fucking balls to go up to the hot girl. But the guys, you know, I don't know.

I've been out where I go to a bar and like there'll be a group of guys at a table next to me and I'll be at a table with my girls next, like whatever. No one will say a word to each other and then I'll leave the bar and I'll get like DMs on Instagram being like, I was next to you at the bar. I'm like, you just feel- You don't bite. Like, no. I'm just like, this is such a pussy move.

You're just like you feel safer behind a keyboard. Be a fucking man and just walk up and introduce yourself. What's the worst that could happen? No shit. Yeah, I just, I agree with you. I think the biggest. You know, you know I have a fucking problem with this. The guys that ask someone out on a date and they ask at the end of the fucking when the bill comes to split the check.

Oh my God. You would never do that. I gave Hallie advice. I said, Hallie, that's what you do. You get up and say, not only I'm not splitting the fucking check, I'll tell you something else is not splitting. It's these fucking legs. I said, give them the fucking butter or if you're at Italian restaurant, the olive oil, send them to fucking Tuggy Town. And hit up your girls and go do some fucking shots and kiss cute boys.

I mean, the splitting the check thing just fucking drives me crazy. It's just such a bitch move. Totally. And guys, the girls control the show, bro. I know what you want. There's one fucking thing you want. Yeah, there's a reason you're buying me in there. Exactly.

You want the pie. I had this class when I was at school. It was an English class, actually. And this is a real term called Vagina. dentata, something like that, some Greek term, a Latin term. And this professor, I was in a couple of my boys in my fraternity. And the professor was making this argument that the world evolves around the vagina. I think, yeah, I think sex controls everything.

I told it. So we drew this vagina and then he had these marks going out. I thought it was because it was the 80s. Everyone had the bush back then. But he drew the fucking things out like this. And then drew circles. And like, what's that? Like some disease?

He's clitorium. It's giving gonorrhea. So he said, all right, why do you make money to get pussy? Why do you fucking, you know, stay in shape to get pussy? Why do you want to look good? Yeah, yeah. And I'm looking at my goodness. Why do you go to the gym?

This fuck a guy is right. That's true. Isn't it? Like, we low-key hold all the power. Totally. Yeah. It's just like society wants to flip it. Yeah.

But. No, no, no, no. It'll never be flipped. It's been the same way for a fucking million years. It's true. it's true what did you like any of my ex-boyfriends or any guy I've ever brought around um did you like any of them or you think they were all pussies well you know you really didn't i've never really had a real boyfriend yeah yeah you mean it had for a while and he was a good

high school boyfriend yeah but you know gave him the fucking heisman and then in college i didn't really know if you were you know he had he was a fucking great guy loved him fucking handsome he did he was a polite kid gentleman And he was a good college sort of boyfriend. I think he was honestly too mean for him. Yeah, yeah. He couldn't handle you. I walked him like a fucking dog.

He couldn't handle you. No, he couldn't. But, you know. But he was a good person, I agree. Yeah, he was a good person. And, you know. What about what's his face? The older guy.

He was a flash in the pin. Literally, he was up for a hot fucking moment. Next thing you know, he's crying to his mommy, fucking on the boat back out of Nantuck. I'll give guys advice that want to go up and ask you for a date or whatever. You know, women are fucking expensive, all right? So pick your price point carefully because it ain't getting fucking cheaper when you get married. No.

And this one's not cheap, trust me. I'm literally not cheap at all. No, you shouldn't be either. Don't settle, you know. No, and that's why I'm waiting. Yeah. That's what I'm telling myself anyways. That and yeah.

What is one quality you'd want me to find in a partner that I haven't realized I need yet? make sure he has your back you know you don't want some fucking dickhead not backing you up when I met Mama would go to like these black tie events all right I knew she was the one

I could be across the room working the deal and she'd be across the room talking to people that she didn't probably want to talk to that I knew exactly what she was saying about what was she saying

no she's saying fucking X Y Z if someone blew me shit to her a blue shit to her about me, she had my back on everything. She does have you back at all times. That's the one you want. That's so sweet. I'm not where do you see that.

She's definitely a keeper. Oh, fucking hang. I'd be lost without her. Yeah. We give this a pack. She goes, as I go. That's dark. Yeah, it's kind of dark.

But then I guess I get my inheritance quicker or no. I'm kidding. You're spending it right now. Oh, dad. Oh, baby. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Fucking answer. of them. What's the one most important piece of advice you gave to your kids? I don't care what you

choose to do, whether it's being a influencer, a pizza maker, the CEO of fucking IBM, just be the best at it. Be the best pizza maker. I told all of you, I don't care what you do. Just be the best at it. Work hard. Yeah. Someone's coming in second. It's not going to be you guys. What is your best piece of business advice? Best piece of business advice. You know, don't sell the product, sell the outcome. So let them visualize where it's going to be at the end of the day when you pitch the thing. And I've done, you know, I pitched the dream rather than like, Christian process. I was a commercial rule that they broke up for 35 years. I could sell. Trust me. I'd get up in front of 500 people. Do you still do deals or are you kind of like out of

yeah. I'm doing development deals. I'm not doing any brokerage deals. Oh, okay. Have we ever been on a bender together? Our life is a fucking bender. Are you kidding? Our life is a fucking bender. I've been trying to say this. Let me lay out a weekend and in a talk about. Right? Fucking Thursday night, Cigra. Boom, boom, boom. Friday, usually in. They go down on the back bar crew. Saturday galley, my favorite restaurant in all the world. Champagne, rip it up Saturday night. Sunday, Cisco brew, boom, my buddy Jay Harmon, your pal. Yep. Literally for like 72 hours, the booze is flowing. Booze is flowing. But we all work out like animals, though. It's not like we're just, you know, sitting around doing anything.

Yeah, yeah. You have to have... Yeah, I got a 32-inch waste, and I can't, you know, you can't. You can't. You know, you can't. can't be fucking eat and drink like a Viking without working out hard. What have I done that reminded you the most of yourself? You've had success in your chosen field. I knew you were going to be successful. Really? Really successful.

Because there's always been times where I didn't fully believe in myself. No, no, come on. But I feel like I was kind of destined to do something with a camera. No, no. You're always so fucking tough, so I knew you're going to be good. Yeah. And you're beautiful like your mom and your sister. so, you know.

That's sweet. No, it's reality. What's the ideal man you would want to see me with? That's a good question. You know, again, you want, obviously, you're not going to pick some fucking chump. You want probably a good-looking guy that has values that, you know, again, that has your back.

They should be like a little older. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Nine years older. Yeah, at least nine years old. Because I don't think anyone in mid-30s can handle. you fucking tornado, you kidding me? They'd be like, peeing their pants, screaming for mommy.

But someone that's already gone through the shit and sold his oats and had his fun, but has your back, you know. And it might be a situation where you're doing financially better than he is, and he's got to fucking live with that.

Yeah. This guy's on our block that are, I call him house mommies, but their wives are like running hedge funds that are making gajillions. And that's a decision you're going to make with your family, you know. You have to be able to like, and you have the balls to do it, you know. It does take balls.

Yeah, the whole thing about the guy bringing home the bacon. That's all bullshit. Whoever's fucking making the money, you know, the guys that are on. Would you want to be in a relationship where like mom's making more money than you? I would, I could live with that. You could? Yeah. And your mother, you know, to her credit, she had a great job killing it on the money.

And when we had Chad, uh, Chad, she made the call like, you know what? it's more important to be around my kids than it is. It's a bigger job. Exactly. Yeah. What parts of yourself do you see in me? What parts of, uh, we're both funny as shit. I'm funny.

I can't tell good jokes, but I'm funny. I think you do tell you. I'm quick. I'm quick. Yeah. We're both quick. And the shit that comes out of my mind is like, what did you come up with that? No, that's how people, what people say about me?

Yeah, yeah, totally. So I think that's something we definitely have in common. Oh, without a doubt. Where do you see me in 10 years? You will have had at least one, if not. two, like major fucking contract deals with someone. I thought you were going to say kids. Oh, no, no, no, hold on.

So you would have had one, if not two contracts in that deal that is going to fucking propel you through the roof. And then you may decide when you get older that, you know, you might not want to have kids or whatever you... I want to have kids. So maybe you, you know, pop out a couple in mid-30s, late-30s. Mama had Sammy at 38 and a half. you know. Well, now you can freeze eggs. Like, that's, there's things you can do now. Yeah, yeah. Give it a tug, toss it in on the bank and fucking go on, you know. But, uh, I just think, uh, for you anyway, your business career right now.

It's the next, most important to see, without a doubt, without a deal. Yeah. And I, I, I 100% agree with that. And I think just, you know, people, uh, you know, I talk to people CEOs of big companies, they all saying, they don't want to go and spend $9 million for a 30 second. at the fucking Super Bowl. I'd rather spend $100,000 with you because I know exactly your audience. The penetration dollar, whatever they call it, is like 93%.

If someone's going to spend money with you, they know who's watching you, and it's much quicker. It's a much quicker spend, and it's easier for them to figure out their advertising. And all companies, this industry is like, you know, call it 250 billion. It's going to be $500 billion in

two years. this social media industry they're going to podcasts and influences that's all they're going to I'm both yeah so what's your favorite vacation spot right now st. Barts I told didn't I fucking tell you that you'd fucking like it I fucking told me that years ago I fucking told you would like it so we go to rubba I love a roo don't get me wrong Eagle Beach is the second greatest beach in the world but we go there because mama her mom and dad went there and we have you know history there and whatnot but we've been going to St. Bartz recently and

we said to Eden Rocks where I met J.G. It's just French and my wife went to the Saubonne. She's French. My mom's fluent French. Fluent French. That's so hot too. Oh, totally hot. Totally hot. Yeah, totally hot. But she didn't like speaking French

around me but she gets nervous. It's just you know everything I like about the great sun, the place is clean. There's a gym right down the street. The the food and the restaurants. St. Bartz you're talking about.

Oh, yeah. It's fucking money. We have to go there as a family. Totally. I also think we should go on like a skiing situation. Yeah, I want to figure out. We should go to like Europe. We're thinking about that.

I wouldn't mind going to Aspen though. Because, you know, Calms. You would love Aspen. Yeah. So we'll figure that out. It's boochy. But St. Bart's is the answer. What are your ins and outs for the summer?

So like something you think that is in and something you want to leave in last summer. Well, our world's changing because Sammy's gone, so now we have this big brownstone by ourselves, but as you knew, I grew up pissed poor. So I want to travel a little bit more. Any places you want to see in particular? No, I love Italy, so it's fucking money. You guys go to meconos. It's tough leaving Nantucket in the summer, though. You guys should go, if you were going to travel, I feel like you should do May in June and then go to Nantucket from there.

Right, right. I need a base. That's what you should do. I think we're going back to St. Barth's in early May because I need a base for the color. Yeah, you don't want to happen to me. I can't show up fucking white as a ghost. No.

Fall is a good time, but, you know, it at least starts to get quiet. I don't know. We'll figure it out. But I hate leaving Nantucket during the summer, though. I don't even like to go to Hampton's that much because locked into Nantucketka. Totally.

You know, for people that are listening right now, Nantucket is so small. And if you're not wired in, in general, you're fucked. You can't get into any restaurant. You can't get in any bar, whatever. Hallie and her sister and her brothers, they grew up down there as little kids.

They know everybody owns all the fucking bars and restaurants. It's true, honestly. It's true, isn't it? Yeah. Now with your new social media success. Now they don't like it. People want you at their place, you know? Well, sometimes, but sometimes I think it's too much.

Yeah, yeah, I mean. Certain restaurants. Certain restaurants. Certain restaurant. Who you put on the fuck. fucking map, by the way. They don't like the heat. In general, people come to, like, when you did that thing with Grill 23, my favorite

restaurant in Boston's, a top steakhouse in Boston. Hallie did it. Her and I did a quick TikTok about drinking extra dirty. And you said, if you want an extra dirty martini, this is the spot to go to. Within the next three days, Himmel said, we had to buy like more martini. Three deep at the bar of 20-somethings looking for. fucking dirty martinis. But I learned that for me.

You have to like help your people out. Yeah, I know. You've been great about it. You've been great about it. Yeah. And they appreciate the business. Trust me.

No, you know I love Girl 23. That's, Girl 23 for the people that are listening is the best steakhouse that I've ever been to in Boston. No, like in general. General.

They make these crushed martinis. They're like slushies. It's fucking nuts. Services 10 out of 10. Rolling on the floor in that place. breadcrunk. You know it, you know. Yeah.

What's the most drunk you've seen me ever? Probably that time you came home when you were a teenager, you were falling over yourself. And I kind of looked at it and stepped over it and laughed and went to bed. A fucking bitch. You don't, you know, I gotta give you credit.

You're a good pacer. I can fucking hang on my boots. You can, you know, for a 120-pound girl, you can fucking drink. And you never really lose, like, control of your people around. I'm never like sloppy. Right, exactly. But like I'll be

fucked up, but I'm never like annoyingly sloppy. Right, right, right, right. But I'm like always, I'm like a happy drunk though. I'm not like a mean junk unless I'm drinking gin. Everyone should be a happy drunk. Yeah. Yeah, gin's not anyone's friend. It's bad. Well, gin is the original when you get a martyed. Gin was the original

liquor and then vodka came along. Vodka just meshes better with them. Yeah, I met that guy. Carl Morley, he owns Kettle 1. His family owns kettle one from 1680, whatever. And I call him kettle one crowd. Kettle 1 is, I mean, it's just timeless. It's the best premium liquor I think I've ever had. Yeah, when you go to any bar, the first thing is say,

kettle one straight up. Yeah, I always order kettle one. Well, I don't have kettle one. Oh, gray goose or whatever you, you know, the backup. And if I'm going to somewhere that doesn't carry kettle one, I'm at the wrong place. Yeah, yeah. What is the worst purchase you found on your credit card?

The worst purchase? That was from one of us. There's not like one major fucking purchase that's on my credit card. You know, I have a black card so the thing could fucking buy a house with it, for Christ's sake. But there's a lot of very aggressive

charges. Yeah. Most of them retail. And again, most of them, you know, like, fuck. But we're at, uh, we're heading in Tucket for, uh, the crew has opened.

And Chad and his infinite wisdom orders a 15, bottle thing of Don Perry own. It's like 25 grand or something. Fuck. I'm like, dude, what are you fucking thinking? I told the son, what is there? I'm like, dude, fucking cancel that order. I'm not paying for that bullshit.

And they canceled the order, but he ended up giving us two bottles of Dom, too. 25,000. Oh, at least 25. I'm like, dude, what are you fucking? You know, they bring out the sparkly things. It was funny as shit. He said, go cancel it.

I made him go cancel it. That's when he almost fell into the ocean. Oh, is that the same day? Yeah. Yeah. He was being really, really funny that day. What's one thing you're most proud of me about? Your success that you're having in this industry.

Thank you, Dad. Yeah, but always been proud of you because, you know, you've always looked at stuff in your life. Like, you know, even the karate and the school and all the bullshit, you take it face on. You take no prisoners. and when you're dealing with Hallie, no one's coming in second.

Get the fuck out of my way. And, you know, we laugh about it, but it's the reality. She takes shit from nobody, including myself. I do. I really don't take any shit about it. She told me to go F off more than once, trust me. But, like, you know, have you seen any of, like,

my hate comments and stuff like that? You left out fucking thick skin. Really? Yeah, I tend not to read it, and you shouldn't read them either, you know? Well, I get some death threats. Fuck them. I'm basically going to give you some rapid fire Gen Z.

lingo. Yeah. And I'm going to ask you, like, what it means. Okay. I want you to, like, guess what it means? Okay. So, what does Riz mean? Riz, no fucking idea.

Like, if you were to guess. Riz, oh, reservation at dinner. No. You got her good Riz? That's res. No, like, I'm rising a bitch up. Okay. Is that, yeah.

It's like spitting game, essentially. Okay. I didn't know that one. Do you know what crashing out is? Crashing out? Like, is that, like, when you're done fucking waking up from a hangover? I guess that was. would probably involve it.

Yeah. Yeah. Like crashing out technically means to like have a fucking mental breakdown. But like usually induced by a bender. Yeah, booze, you know, anxiety, the whole bullshit, yeah. Let him cook. Let him cook. Not sure about that one.

Like say he's like... Smoke. No. It's like, say he's like crushing it. All right. So let someone do their thing. So show off their talent. Like let him cook.

Like if he's the best baseball player ever and he's like, like hitting home run after the run. Like, let him cook. Let them cook. Keep going, baby. Keep going, yeah. Looks maxing. Like when you look at someone, you think they're hot or something?

I'd be like, oh, he's looks maxing. So heavy. Yeah. I kind of got that one, right? No, you didn't. Fuck you. You're not the best dad. Get the fuck out of here.

So looks maxing is to do everything to achieve your personal appearance, maximizing your looks. Okay. Looks maxing. That makes sense. Do you know what giat is? What is it? Giat. Spell it.

G-Y-A-T-T. G-Y-A-C-T. No, G-Y-A-T-T. No. I have no fucking idea. An exclamation used when seeing someone with a large backside. That fat ass? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. I just call it a big butt. You get a fucking zip coat with that ass? Ah. Do you know what an op is?

Op? Yeah, like, oh, she's an op. Oh, no. Bad. Oh, really? Is that what it's called? No, it's an op. Think about what an op could be short for.

Awful person? Up. O-P. O-P-P. No idea. Opponent, opposition, an enemy. Okay. She's an op.

Fuck that bitch. She's a fucking up. I'm gonna use that one. Yeah, she's a fucking off, weirdo. She's an in operation. Do you know what a hard launch is? Is that like a sex thing when he's banging the shit-off?

it's got out of the wood or? No, it's, no, not that. It's formally, it's formally announced. I sent her on a fucking tizzy, didn't I? So, like, when you have Instagram or something, TikTok and, like, you're doing someone, you haven't, like, shown them to the internet yet. Right.

And the first video you put them in. Yeah. That's technically called a hard launch. You're launching a relationship. Hard launch. They're in it. That you said lunch. How hard lunch?

Yeah. Lunch, whatever. Formally announcing a new relationship with a, clear tagged photo of a partner. That's all this. Do you know what a situation ship is? Is that like that TV show with the guys from New Jersey, the situation?

No idea. Like a situation ship is a romantic relationship that locks clear definitions of commitment. Perfect. You're in a lot of situations right now. Fucking flavor of the week. The best one she had, though, was which I watched it.

I'm going to turn October into Cocktober. I'm like, I fucking love that. It was funny as shit. bro. Dad. No. Okay, who was the boyfriend of mine? You hated the most, and did you ever tell me?

I don't remember, no. If I brought home a guy who was perfect but has no career ambition, what would be your reaction? Kick him right out of the fucking house. He's out of the club. What's the most cringe thing you've seen a guy do to try to impress me or you? That fucking douchebag you were dating from the hedge fund guy who wanted to, like, drop a $5,000 bottle of wine on me and fucking middle of the...

the summer it was a red wine too. You know who I'm talking about. I'm not mentioning your names. Yeah. Do you be kidding me? That was true. It's red wine. Fucking Calais. What does he do? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Do it the fucking program. Should we champagne at least or rosé? Oh, shit. What's the one lie I told you as a teenager that you told me knew I was a lie? Yeah, I don't remember anything specific. I'm a good liar. That's probably why. You were a good liar. Fake it to you make it. What was your worst hangover? Actually, Mom and I went on a little bend of the other day, and Sunday came home pretty banged up. Sammy said, that's just the drunkest I've ever seen. I'm like, dude, I need half the food I was supposed to eat.

Yeah, he did text me about that one. Yeah, the old days, I'd go on like a two or three with the boys. You can't do like used to. Yeah. We still go pretty hard, though. Yeah, yeah. But we get up the next morning at CrossFit and working out. so I'm not like fucking feeling like I, yeah.

If you could go back and change one parenting decision, what would it be? Would you be like more strict or more lenient? I thought it was pretty level with all of that bullshit. And I worked hard long hours when I was crushing it on the brokerage thing. But, you know, probably the amount of money I spent sending you guys at private school, probably could have done it a little differently. But I wouldn't have any money that I spent on school,

I made on the real estate, so I'm even. Yeah, because now, I feel like education, like, is a little different nowadays. Yeah, plus the people you met around those schools are all successful people. Yeah. And the connects you have, like, you can text or call people that people would cold call for six months and not get a response to it. Yeah. What's something luxury you think is actually worth every penny? You know, I'm a watch guy like yourself.

Yep. So I got a bunch of watches. But, you know, I bought the Bronco last summer. Love the Bronco. It's fucking line. Everyone looks at the fucking Bronco. It's the nicest car on fucking Antarctica. I'm like, this is the stupidest purchase I've ever done.

But, you know, it's something I always wanted. No, I was a good, I stand fully behind that purchase. And you've been good about it. You know, you're the first one to say, fucking do it, Dad. Yeah. You always taught me have a do it now attitude. Totally. And I think you need to have a little bit more of that same approach to your own.

I agree. I agree. I agree. You know? I am somewhat conservative with the money because I got to manage the household. Well, I think you're just fiscally responsible because you know what it likes, it feels like to not have any money at the same time. So we don't know that.

To this day, I feel like, you know, someone's taking food off my table. It's why I get up so early and fucking get after it. Yeah. Yeah. When you know poor, you fucking learn what money's really about. And the money at the end of the day doesn't fucking matter. keeping you guys happy and healthy and having fun as a family. That's

game one. Exactly. Well, this is fucking fun, Dad. I think you should become my permanent co-host. Let's go, baby. I love you so much. Thank you for coming on. I love you too, baby. You're the best. Can we cheers? Can we be great? Keep being great. I'm going to say goodbye.

Anyways, guys, thank you for watching. You can watch me on YouTube and listen to me on any other platform. I will see you next week. Love you all. Bye. I'd say bye. Oh, bye. I love you too, and I let my baby a little bit more.