Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Getting ourselves in trouble *Tarte Trip Tea* with Dylan

Episode Date: January 1, 2026

HAPPY NEW YEAR SL*TS HALLIE IS BACK!! And it's 2026! We're starting strong with the man and legend Dylan Kevitch! Hallie and Dylan recap Trippin with Tarte from a few weeks ago, the RUMORS online they've seen about the trip, and Dylan getting hate for the first time (back off our man!!). We get an update on Dylan's boy situation (happy hump day) and Hallie's man qualifications. Then Hallie and Dylan play a NEW segment 'BOUJ or FLEMGTH' where they debate hot topics like beach dates, espresso martinis, someone ordering for the table, drinking dairy milk, non-sexual sleepovers, and more! Besos babe and cheers to 2026!! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I need to have... Yeah, now I get it. Because if I don't have... What if I die? My hole's getting tighter and tighter as we speak. Is that bad? Yeah, because the last thing... I want my hole to get tighter.

What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. staying in last night. Hello, you sick little puppies. Welcome back to Extra Dirty and happy New Year to you and your family members.

I have a very exciting guest, my first reoccurring guest. Actually, wait, that's a complete lie. My friends are all the time. Dylan Devich. You think you've seen the last of me? No. I feel like you're in this unwell office. Like I have a room here

No you have I have a bedroom here You pay rent here I do I got ready here I eat here I sleep here I do everything here I'm like worried

This whole episode I know It's gonna be us Speaking in tongue Different language Because since I last had you on I think that was the whole movement Of like shut the fuck up

And what the fucking me Yeah and you were This was the first podcast they've been on And you've always said how like you, that was so, meant so much to you. And I always like, it makes me so happy to hear you say that. It did because ever since I came on here, it was like, good luck came into me and I just popped off. So there's good energy in here. I think I just like grabbed you when I knew you did.

I was like, you're about to skyrocket. I want the first sit down. And this is why me and Halley always blim together. That's why we will always. Together. we created a new word on the tripping what tart trip yeah we were speaking in code that only we really understand so like I would look at him and we make eye contact and we just go flim flim or booge all right since we last out together which was what August yeah what I know we've been

best friends for August like how many years is that no literally years yeah a lot is happened with you since then i know i don't even know where to begin your most recent thing to me is that you and dojicat are just like this she's like actually my friend like she texts me now too yeah and she sends voice memos to me just saying either shut the fuck up or fuck me or and it's literally like the best relationship ever ever other than you know i feel like you've gotten yourself in all the right rooms yet you know what you have to just put yourself in that room If the door is opening, babe, walk the fucking end. I have an issue with that, you know?

I get like a little, like, self-conscious, but, like, you have no fucking shame. If that door is open to, you walk into that room and you say, I'm in this room. I'm going to make the complete best of that. And I admire you for that because that's like a superpower. Not everyone can do that. I feel like you do that, too, though. Not to your extent. I saw you at the Kylie's launch for, what was it, King Kylie?

King Kylie. And you were just owning that fucking room. Listen, if you get the chance to get drunk with the Kardashians, you better own that room. Who is your fave? Obviously, Kylie. She's, I've heard so many plus of things. She, like, reminds me of, like, all of us. She seems very chill.

She's really chill. She's really down for anything. And she was just, like, I don't know. She was fucking amazing. Yeah. And so hot. The whole fan, right? The whole fan except for court and Rob.

The most star-struck I was for was Chris and Kim. They just, like, give so much power that you feel like they're vibrating. Like, you feel like you're vibrating on them. Yeah. They seem like actually generally sweet people. No, they are. I've never met them in real life. I hope to soon.

I hope to one day. You will. You will. They just know how to be famous and they know how to, like, they just know how to do it. I mean, I just can't imagine being in the spotlight for that many years on that level of fame. Like, you think, like, whenever, like, we have, like, an online. online situation. You've seen a little bit of it.

Of course. I've definitely seen a little bit of it. It's really kind of crazy. It's really scary because things just snowball into like different narratives. Yeah. And I went after the Tart trip. I learned a lot about that because I was with a lot of like, I feel like a lot of women get like bullied online.

Yeah. You were saying that the whole trip. So we just went on Tripping with Tart, which you guys haven't seen yet. It's a little bit of a controversy. Yeah. Every year, like people make the same videos about it. And I knew that going to the trip that people would be making those videos about it. Yeah. I didn't know how many people made such like controversial videos about it. It definitely creates a conversation. Yeah. Because I've seen a bunch of different videos from different angles. And I agree with some aspects of them. But on the other side, I feel like a lot of people don't know the back end and the half of it. That goes into like social media marketing in general. Because like we had no posting requirements. No, they said we had no posting requirements. There was no deliverables. And a lot of people were saying we weren't posting enough, too.

And I was like, I feel like with them saying we didn't have to post anything, we were posting just as just enough. Yeah. I think when a brand tells you, you have no deliverables, it's almost like reverse I call in a sense where like you want to post more for that brand. Yeah. So I think everyone was posting how they would typically post like they're on a trip. And we were also in a lot of the tart.

like the tart social media team was fantastic they were so hot so hot all the girls were so beautiful and nice it was insane they're all models it was and they were also personable like they literally made sure they got to know every single person and made them feel like really important like they studied the shit out of everyone there yeah they really knew who everyone was they put in thought into how they set up our rooms yeah and like what to talk to you about and like that and they were constantly pulling us up for content like we weren't making content whether it was on our channels or if it was on their channels or marines channels like yeah and it was so much fun i think it was on everyone's for you page i honestly felt like a reality tv show i wish there

was a camera swelling us well maybe i mean we had a couple days where there was just like so many girls we had a couple days for the last tears we had a couple days listen when you put all us girls in one gorgeous big house on the beach there's you know there's going to be times where you know there's some kitty fights and some no i wish there were cameras so i mean and we're like you know we're drinking we're viving we're hung over we're tired but like we're still living the best life so yeah things get a little crazy sometimes but like like that's normal no but like you know that's just part of girlhood exactly and um there was a lot of boys there though there was there was like 60 people on this trip you know what's weird

about the trip though is that like not every single person interacted no i i don't think i interacted with like everyone because i feel like there was just so many people to interact with i just kind interacted with like whatever like vibes like led me to we kind of created like a group yeah well like when when i heard you and graded we're going i just you know migrated towards you guys that's why i didn't bring a plus one because i had everyone i wanted to spend time with already there yeah free gia i got to meet some new people riley geo is my favorite you love jea melania are like they're so angels will happen i love how malani she's always just like i can't believe how she's always just like no she she's literally the definition of bouge like she's iconic i'm obsessed with her

wait you know what a rumor i'm seeing online you know what this trip is that like i had a bag on me at all times a bag like of cocaine who's saying that all my comments are like snow queen snow queen All my GMs are like, probably the only go with, like, a bag on. I'm like, do you think I can travel with, you know, okay, you know? Also, there was so much, like, TSA checks and, like, things. Is that what it's called? Yeah, security. Like, we had to go through so much security, guys.

Like, if there was bags, like, you would have here. We would have known. It would have been on page six. In handcuffs. Yeah. People thought it was, like, some smuggler. Or maybe they thought I was, like, texting people. out and like Turks and Kekos to get me some goodies.

I don't like, yeah. The, where the house was, it literally looks like it was like on its own little baby island. What was your favorite part of the trip? My favorite part of the trip was when we went to Drake's I, Drake's bar. Noah's arched. And it was so fun. Just like living it up in the middle of the ocean, backing it down, throwing it sideways, jumping into the water.

And your least favorite part of the trip? I do think a lot of people were sick. I think there was a cold going around. There was like, yeah. And everyone was like, like. They weren't saying, boosh. Yeah, exactly. And I think people were just a little coffee and sick.

Yeah, I feel like that was probably like the only thing. But like, yeah, I wish Graydon. Graden was like a little sicky. That's probably why people thought I had a bag on me is because Graden was very sick. And his clothes was running and some stuff. So, like, everyone probably thought I was, like, feeding him blood, which was not the case. No, that guy was running a fever. We were just drinking so much.

And they wanted us to, like, live our lives and get drunk. They were feeding us the shot. Forcing it. Forcing it down our throats. No, it was the best, though. It was honestly the best trip ever. I hope I can't invite it back to another one. I know, me too.

I've never partied like that before, honestly. No, I've never parted like that before. And you were also saying this could also probably be one of the first. your worst parts you thought that there was like a lot of hate comments and you know what i think it is is i think you're like hanging out with girls like me and girls in general that get hate comments yeah i guess because i was getting some hate comments that i've never gotten before because i don't get hate i mean i will sometimes be like compared to someone who doesn't look the best but like whatever but like people were calling me like disgusting they said they look like vomit and

And I don't know. I was just like, hoof. You just entered the girl verse of, you entered our audiences. It's really hard. It's tough out here. I don't know how you do it. People are out to kill. They want to kill.

They are sitting in their beds just tearing everyone apart. That's like fucked up. I think that's really fucked up. I know. I know. There was a couple things that were like circulating on the internet because like I went live and like I had like a big fucking dirty fucking mouth after. couple cocktails people were just asking questions and then it like got out of control a little bit yeah I mean when we're drinking and we're on live it's always like the worst combination

but it's always like the best combination I mean yeah like it's perfect for reality TV I guess but I forget that like people screen record and then they like post it on Reddit and like and then clip it like I'm like how do you have that much storage I know like what iPhone do have and also like how are yeah you have to record like how long was that like two hours yeah you guys were on it for two hours no and there were so many things that like were sad that like I got scared about yeah I was like oh my god we are on life right now how many people were on the like 3,000 at one point yeah that's like like an auditorium that's like a full that's not you're at Madison Square Garden that's

Madison Square Garden I mean that's not no that's like no that's like a high school play yeah yeah you were at a high school play no yeah it was a crazy high school it was like the euphoria play no yeah the euphoria play yeah but we were saying a bunch of shit we were also like looking at people's profiles and like we didn't realize there was like reflection right oh no so like we were just like talking shit and they'd be like this guy's hot like I want to fuck this guy yeah if you were like we can see who you're talking about oh god thank god I fell asleep in the airport I know we were looking for you but like honestly if you were there yeah I would have been like egging it and eating it and drinking it and having it

and owning it but I mean yeah I mean it was crazy I think that because this was like my first like I know this is my second brand trip because I went with unwell but this one was like the first like makeup brand trip yeah and it was just crazy like it was wild no like so fun like it was so much when it felt it really felt like I was on love island and like we just came back from like the world and like we're seeing everything again. No, yeah, because like everyone has something to say about it right now. People are like, I can't believe these bitches on this trip. I'm like, we're invited on the trip.

Like, do you want us to say no? Right, exactly. And Maureen gives back so much. She gives back so much. And honestly, like, I just feel like it really just comes down to people being jealous. And you can be annoyed about that or not. But like, it really just, like, I don't understand, like, the hate. like they want us to die and like she brought like she does do things like where she brings like

she makes like a winner that can come on the trip or like she just made a big one where she can like um where you sign up and and she's taking like nine of your friends to like the turks mansion yeah she did a bunch of PR gift box giveaways yeah like there's opportunities and honestly getting that opportunity is just as hard as getting invited to the tart trip to as being an influencer i feel Like there's so many influencers you can choose from it. It's the same thing as choosing someone that's not an influencer for those trips too. Yeah, this is like one of those trips where like I've been watching it for years and like I was just like honored to be invited. Yeah, me too.

Like I didn't even expect to be invited and I was like, holy shit. Like I'm so proud and happy for myself. It was a great group. It was. Like a really fun group. I know. It really was. I feel like we all became like a little family.

No, we did. And we're family forever. Yeah. But anyways, how's your male life? How's your boy life? Did you go home and make out with anyone when we got back? No, so it's still really bland, but I'm starting to feel a little slutty. I think I'm ready to enter my, like, actual slut era.

Welcome. I'm so excited to start it. It's probably when you start hanging out with me. Honestly, though, I need to hang out with you more if that's the case because it's been too long, guys, seriously. Like, I need to actually get fucked. But were you going to have a guy over the other night? I was going to have a guy over the other night because, you know, when you're so hung over, like, you're just the most hornyest.

Oh, my God. And, like, especially coming from a trip and you're tired. Like, I just want to be a pillow princess and have someone with me. That was, I would still, like, did I tell you, I got back, literally rushed to my apartment. Yeah. put a full beat on like kind of like all tipsy from the flight yeah and then

I passed out I was supposed to meet up with a guy when you said but when you said that you were going to go out after we literally got back from Tart I was like babe what like Jesus but I feel like you're like you do that like you know how to like rally up

no yeah and I was ready and I like have I need to have sex yeah No, I get it. Because if I don't have sex, like, what if I die? I don't. I just feel like my hole is getting tighter and tighter as we speak. Is that bad? Yeah, because the last thing.

I want my hole to get tighter. No, but, I mean, it just won't go in. Like, I feel like someone's knocking on the door and it's locked and jammed and, like, no one can get it open. It's like, Fort Knox. And it's, like, breaking everything and it's just getting weird. Are you using Lou? And you're like, yeah, we're using Lou. we're using everyone, everyone's helping.

Everyone's playing a role in this. Santa's little helper. Yes, yes, yes. What was the last time you got with someone? And you felt like he couldn't open your door? Yeah, he couldn't open my door. He tried with every power. Single power tool.

Every power tool from the front to the back to the side, to the east to the west. And I was just like, you know what? No one's home. So you just wanted to cuddle? We just like humped and stuff. How do you just hump? You just like hump a little.

It's like you're just humping each other. Was he cute? Yeah, he was cute. Would you see him again? Yeah, I would see him again. I don't know if he'll see me again though. He did it again. exactly got what he wanted but whatever it's okay you win some you lose them i never get what i

want yeah like with guys like they're just always not knowing what they're doing so i have to like teach them i'm not like a fucking professor yeah and like you don't want to tutor anyone like you want to be tutored yeah like i just want a god that knows what they're doing and can like manhandle me in a respectful disrespectful way yeah and that's not a lot to ask for it's hard to find it's hard to find a fuck buddy up here maybe they're scared of you they're intimidated like i'm not that scary i'm like a hundred pounds yeah i mean you do have like a strong present so that's probably like which is a good thing right should you the segment booge or not booge yeah so it's bad booge is good okay beach dates flimps why you don't stand in your tight asshole yeah i just think it's too hot

so what's your ideal date and hot i like to go to like a candle at dinner with some cabsav and appetizers and like very dim lighting i want the lights actually off like i want the lights off i actually want there to be a power outage in that area yeah i want the lights off no do you like the lights off when you're hung up with someone because i do yeah i mean i do because i feel like there's so much more imagination going on like I want to like my other senses to be heightened yeah and when you don't see it you can just like feel it feel it smell their body body taste their body I'm like getting horny now yeah okay ready getting picked up for a date please that's so hot if you're picking me up in your catalog yeah in your catalog yeah you want your fucking catalog

You're like, I can't put you up so bad. Even if you're sending me a car, like, I think that's... Yeah, booge. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Outfit repeating your best look. Fliss. Horrible.

Don't repeat it. Like, what if you didn't get an Instagram in it? Then that's fine. Then that's biz. Yeah. Espeza martinis. Espresso martinis. Espresso martinis.

Espresso martinis. Bish. I think they're flim I like just one or one at the end I once had four in one night And I was so Fucked up I puked all over my comforter

And now they're like kind of ruined for me It's like the caffeine in it too You can't have you can't just drink Espros on me You have to like have one It's like a dessert Yeah You don't want four desserts I guess

You're right Yeah Coffee has a first date Flint I don't need to smell your coffee breath And also like Also, like, I want to give you a hand job. Yeah, and also, like, what are we going to talk about in the morning?

It's also very bright out. Yeah, it's too bright. There's so much of the rest of the day. Like, I want to have thumps. Or hump. Like, I want to do something. Yeah, like, I want to hump. I'm not going to hump at 2 p.m.

I just want to give you, like, an over-the-pants hand job. I can't do that at Starbucks. Oh, my God, no. Although, that would be kind of hot. I mean, I feel like that's, like, fourth date. Fourth date, okay. public displays of affection PDA

Flembs Really? Yeah Like holding hands? Oh that's fine That's PDA And like kind of like Yeah

Okay like yeah It's bourge But like I feel like When it's like too much It's flimt Yeah it's like Well because when I was younger And I had a dance competition in Vegas

Me and my mom were in the elevator And this girl was getting fingered And I was like 10 years old And my head was right next to her Kitty cat And I saw his goddamn hand go in And she was like Literally looked like she was screaming with the volume down

And I was like mom So you big PTSD Yeah I guess Like once I've been out And like I'll see someone like give a full on hand job Like at the club I mean I don't really care that much at the club I mean I don't think I would be giving a hand job

like where everyone could see but like maybe like in the back but also hand jobs are kind of weird just suck the dick like in the middle of the club or just like I mean are you really giving a full-on hand job or you just like your hand like his hand was like down his pants okay you're just teasing a little that's fine so he's not like sitting down like his okay so my vision was like literally like and it's like the way now you know because that's that's like sitting a little like now Yeah, because at that point, yeah, like, just like suck it. Yeah. I mean, what are you doing?

Um, okay. Dating someone with a roommate. Flimmed. Boo. So booge. Flimmed. Yeah. It's too messy.

In what way? Like dating your roommate. Yeah. Well, I had a roommate that we had a situation ship with. We're really good friends now. But at the time, it was messy. And it just ruined, like, your vibes at home. Like you never felt like you can like just relax and put your hair down like you always were like

Because they were gonna come over? Yeah, or like what if like they bring a guy home or if they go on a date like Oh, so you were in a situation ship with your roommate? Yeah That's messy. It's so messy but it was during like 2020. So like you know like desperate times call for desperate needs. Yeah, it was the nearest stick. But it was definitely the nearest stick and it was just so just like not.

in your own home you can't do that in your own home yeah because then you have to like move when when like someone gets attached and they're like going on other dates exactly i get that yeah that's it's tough it's tough sunglasses indoors but i feel like it's okay sometimes like i do like to wear glasses indoors sometimes when i'm hung over but at like brunch the airport the airport i don't think there's actually anything bad with it. I just think maybe when it's like so dark and it's like you're... No, like, I see people do that. And it's just, you can tell when someone's wearing

glasses indoors for the right reasons or the wrong reasons. You can just tell. Yeah, you can tell if it's like part of an outfit or not or sometimes like it's just like, they think they're better than everyone. Exactly. Eggnog. Blith. Really? Yeah. I love eggnog.

I just like, I don't really. drink it enough and I just is it milk no it's like egg so there's egg I know me too look at what is eggnog so people just drink eggnog what for protein honestly I feel like it does sound actually really good I want some creamy and milky in my throat right now yeah honestly same all right I changed my answer to please micro bags micro bags the actual purses I don't know what those are. Oh, my girl, back.

Oh. Not like a bag. Flim. No, flim. Yeah, it's like, bitch. Get that shit out of my face. No, literally, like, what do you do? Like, yeah, and like, when they put it on the tail, like, get that fucking bag off the table.

No, literally, you could lose it. Yeah, like, I'm sorry. It's not, it's not cute. No, I agree. Um, shots. Bouch. I really, after the tar trip, I'm down. for shots now because they were all about the shots and it really just love the shots god they love

those goddamn shots but like I don't like make shots no I really love vodka shots no yeah we had a lot of them I mean if we're gonna do a shot like don't I mean I do like a lemon drop shot but like if you're gonna do a shot like you're not supposed to mix it because like what's the point of even doing a shot if there's like other shit in it yeah you should just just drink that shit. Honestly, we should just been like pulling from the handle. Yeah.

Which we were at some instances. Yeah. Like, they really wanted us to get drunk. Yeah, like, there was no limits on the elk. They were like, you are partying today. And like, if you said that you already took a shot, they'd be like, no, you didn't. I'd be like, no, he's swearing it.

I promise. Someone took a picture of it somewhere. Yeah. So. How about bodega, Rodees? Bose. You can't judge.

I can't judge. You got to keep the party going. The bartender knowing your name. Baj. That's like fun. Yeah. Irish exiting. Baj.

I feel like it's not rude if you don't know someone left. If someone left like aggressively and like. Like if you're not leaving like your only friend that's like in a wheelchair or something like at the club. Yeah. That would be bad. Don't do that. Yeah. No.

Never leave your friend in a wheelchair at the club. themselves that would be bad that's mean staying out past 5 a.m you know what flim it's you have the worst day the next day and hey I do it and I hate myself for it yeah I do that way too often yeah and it's like it ruins my brain for like two weeks no my brain would be like mashed potatoes mm-hmm my brain is mashed potatoes I do feel like my brain right now is mashed potatoes no like No gravy, dry, mashed potatoes. Easy bake oven, mashed potatoes. Like, we're on the same page with that.

But I stay after. You don't like an after party? I do. Are you coming? Booge. Exactly. Turning your location off. Flimpth.

Why are you turning your location off? What if you have a stalker? Yeah, exactly. And also, like, it's giving like pick me yeah it's like you think someone's looking for your location but also I look at everyone's location when I'm bored because I like to see who's around me and like who I like went hang out with and he's like around like we all look at our friends locations because we're all nosy so when they when we turn our location off we obviously know everyone's going to know

like what are they doing fucking right let me know what are you up to and also like are you turning it off for a specific person like I want I didn't know you could do that until recently. Yeah. I'm going to keep doing that. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Like, just do it to them, not to, like, the whole world.

We want to see where you're at. Yeah. No, literally. Sunday Scaries. Bage. Because you know what? Oh, wow. That's a hot take.

I know. It is a hot take, and here's the thing. I take care of myself so good when I have the Sunday Scaries. I do face mask. I take a bath. I watch housewives, I lay in my comfy bed. Like, it really is good in a way, but like internally terrible. But like, there's good things about having the scaries.

And also, everyone has the scleries. I think you have different hangovers than me. Because, like, when I'm hungover, I'm, like, vibrating, shaking, feeling like a bus truck and a plane just hit me. Yeah. And then I'm like, boosh. Yeah. I feel like my anxiety is bad, but, like, I, like, take care of myself better. Maybe I should start looking at Sunday Scaries like that

But like I don't really get bad at anxiety I do things that would probably invite Scaries But like I always am like I didn't kill anyone Right and also like Everyone has the scariest Everyone's always like what did I say

What did I do Like no one even remembers what you say or what you do So you just have to keep telling yourself that No I agree with that Mm-hmm Paying for your entire friend group's drinks flamp now we shouldn't even be paying for our own drinks as a friend group we should find a hot rich man to do that for us 100% and that's on period yeah what kind of question is that

who asked that question who asked that marshal are you um one person ordering for the table base yeah i think like i'm like okay also i hate like you know it's good on the menu make sure this bunch I love when I go somewhere and someone knows what to order and it's like they just like fuck it I'm like that's like really hot actually yeah when they're just like well they'll like

this we'll do a little bit of that okay cool yeah you know yeah yeah I'm like it's kind of like hot like they're taking the charge and yeah and then when the food's good and we're like you're like so they know what they're doing they have good taste and they're good in bed exactly yeah um saying less observing more

like kind of like taking it all in rather than like talking a lot at the table hmm I'm an observer I think booge I think it's I think I personally need to like observe actually I do observe sometimes but I feel like when I observe because I'm such an outrovert extrovert like people think I'm like mad at them no what I do when I first meet people initially is I observe them take it all in and then I know how to act in front of them yeah if I can be really unhinged be really inappropriate be a fucking psycho-cun me too or if I'm like really put together and like like I feel them out before I can act I mean like I feel like you have like everyone in their different relationships like it's not that like we're like being fake or

bipolar like I don't know like how the Gemini's are like we you have to adapt to differently to different people agreed and like everyone brings something different out of you like I have like a such a different relationship with all of my friends like I'm a little bit more crazy with this one but then I'm a little bit more like down to earth and let's talk about life and seriousness but like you can't just like always be like you know yeah I feel like everyone's like that yeah I agree with that yeah um knowing when to disappear um flame because why the hell are you disappearing

where you're going? Where the fuck are you going? That one's a little sketch. Yeah. Having a roster. Buzh. The bogey is a boge. Yeah. But honestly juggling's hard. I think you know

having a roster is just it adds character to your life. It makes things interesting. And it makes you who you are at the end of the day. I have like a texting roster. I don't really have. have a, they're not putting their junk inside of me. Yeah, more just like talking roster.

I love a pen pal. Mm-hmm. I do love to text. I love phone sex. Like, sledding it out. What kind of phone sex do you have? I love, like, texting dirty. I love texting dirty.

But I don't like voice notes. I was. Some people like the voice notes. I used to do, like, actual phone sex, like when I was in high school. Like, like on the phone. On the phone. Yeah, see, I can't do that I mean, I really was like

It was my favorite thing to do I actually would rather have done it like that Than like physical sex I love sex thing It's my favorite thing ever I know it's the best But phone sex I'm like I don't want to talk that loud

Like where were you doing that in your child at home In like You know like in my room And like no one was home Oh That's fine. Yeah. I just get worried about how thin my walls are at my apartment.

Oh, well, I don't care. Oh, even when I'm like using a vibrator and I'm like... Honey, if my walls could talk. Ooh. Because like there's families on my floor. Yeah. And like sometimes I'll have a guy over. And I'm not quiet.

I'm like an oncapolis. And you know what? The thing is I don't have. guys over and I you would think that I am getting fucked by everyone in New York because I moan on like the phone with my friends like we have moan moan offs and I'm like screaming and moaning and jumping like my neighbors must think that I am hosting something illegal like illegal and like they must think I'm the most happiest betcha life because it sounds like it honestly period yeah let them think that

yeah um okay getting popcorn at the movies bese hello and candy carrying cash bays i think it's hot yeah reading the menu before you go to the restaurant boseh who's time for that i don't have time for that but whoever does please do because let me know whoever does yeah let me know what's going on um drinking dairy milk thank you too much let's give Like, it's giving like sweaty boy at recess that likes Doritos.

It's good for your bones. Yeah, but they, people say, like, is it really good for your bones? No. Like, who said that? Who's bones? Yeah. Probably a doctor said that. Probably, it's probably scientific that.

There's potassium or something in the calcium. But, you know, we don't need that. We just need vibes to live. Yeah. Exactly. Um, being early. Wow. Honestly, booge, because I'm always early.

I try to be early. I'm way too early, actually. Being late. Um, flamed. I think it's flint. Unless it's a cocktail party. Yeah, that's fine. I don't want to be the first one at the party.

And of course, I always am. Like, when we were in TARD, I was the first one in the kitchen every fucking morning. That's why I got so close to the kitchen. and staff because they were like look who it is even on the unwell one I was first everywhere you were hugging all them I know when dancing with them they were so

cute like they were cute yeah done you are first everywhere I am I can't help I have time anxiety I do too I just am like I need to be there I feel that yeah sending voice notes instead of texting oh we just talked about that I guess instead of texting not texting

though I think that's in texting instead of texting so no sending voice notes instead of texting um flame yeah oh

I'm not really a voice I don't send that many voice like when people send a voice thing to me I'm like oh they want to talk they want to speak today yeah just call me I'm a facetimer yeah you are a face timer yeah

read receipts Honestly Flames Take it off I don't want to know If you read it Because if you do I'll feel a certain way

If you don't answer me In like 10 hours And guess what So were you So were you Yeah So is Marshall Exactly

But like Sometimes I do it To be passive aggressive Yeah It is a superpower It is You can turn it on And you can turn it off

You can make people go crazy with that read like in high school reader seats were a big deal huge huge deal there was so much drama of the red situation like they would be like she read my text no in like snapchat they open my snapchat yeah do snapchats still me and my home friends we have a snapchat group chat so it's kind of fun i have like a group chat for my friend group from boston but i'm not like i'm not active Yeah. Soft launching. It's like this isn't a movie.

It's kind of a movie. It's not a movie. We don't need a trailer. Just fucking put it out. Honestly, period. Yeah. And it's like PicMe. Like, I don't really give a fuck. You know what?

I realize I really don't like Picme. Like, I really am against Picme. What is like a Pick Me situation that you've seen recently? I don't know. And like someone's like overcompensating just to like, it's just like some people just need to like relax like you're good enough like you don't need to try so hard you know what I mean and it's kind of just like it makes me sad a little that like some people feel like they have to try so hard but like I like you for who you are I don't I don't need you to

like show for me it like shows their insecurities yeah and it's okay like we all have insecurities but also just like you're okay babe you're okay yeah that's pretty sweet yeah how about i fucking strangers honestly blaze that's like fun well unless like it's like an equal stare off but what do you eye contact in general it's scary for sure i do have to say like sometimes it freaks me out but i do like it i think it's important to like get used to like just in general or when you're having sex um sex for sure at one of If I'm having any sex, sexual activity, whatever, I love eye contact. I think eye contact's hot.

Yeah, me too. Because you feel something like in your head. Like your head's getting fucked. You definitely feel like, yeah. And it's like, it's like almost like you're like wired in with them. Yeah, like you're spiritually connected. But sometimes I'm like, if I'm trying to finish and the guy's staring me down, like a hunter, I'm like, I'm like let me literally focus on what I'm doing

I also don't finish Unless I'm like in love with them Then I need them to look at me to finish Yeah for sure Toat bags Bays I love a tote Do you hate totes They're just like big

Yeah I like a big bag I love a big wait you're you're furkin Yeah well yeah my furkin Um do not just serve Ah flavor Really I love dude not deserve. I hate it when I'm trying to call someone and I have to call twice. I just

hate that. Selfishly. Selfishly. How many times have you tried to call me and I want to do not disturbed? Actually, every time I call you, like I only FaceTime you. So that goes right through. We'll FaceTime you. Yeah. I actually call and talk to you

more than a lot of people. I know. I feel like we're really good phone friends too. You're my pen pal. I know. I love supporting you on TikTok. I just feel like you're so amazing and I love you. I support you too. I repost everything

you do. You are a really good supporter. We're friends. We're friends. We're like real friends. We're like real friends now. Yeah. And Graydon might get jealous. I love Graydon. Isn't he the best? Oh my God, I'm obsessed with him. I feel like you guys are my parents. Aw. He's really like the sweetest, like nice to everyone, like the best vibes yeah no he really is and i loved hanging out with him he's so funny no he's really good time

what do you think about non-sexual sleepovers um remember when we had one yeah what'd you think of it i love sleepovers i think it's like literally it breaks the ice with the friendship i love a sleepover i really do but we were really fucked up like we were cuddling do you remember that no You were laying so close to me. Great. That's why Green gets hotels in New York now. Yeah. You lay really close. No, he was like, I had to get, I couldn't be that close to your clam.

Yeah. And I was like, I'm not trying to fuck you. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, you are. Yeah. So now he'd rather get a really expensive hotel in New York than sleep in my bed. No, it was funny. I was like, oh, she's close.

I'm kidding I love you I love you more All right Let's do a Q&A segment And we both can answer Yeah And basically like people that watch the show

They ask questions And then we're just gonna Well you're not a fucking idiot You don't a Q&A is Yeah Okay Give us your take on how to make new friends To make new friends

You have to you have to observe in the beginning like we said before because you really need to learn about them by just like listening and watching them out because a lot of shady ass bitches out here there is and honestly I've learned that the people that you don't like in the beginning sometimes are actually the people that you really fuck with in the end but I did love you in the beginning what did you think about me initially I just was like I but before I knew I was like I have to hang out with her Like, was I exactly what you thought? Yeah, exactly what I thought.

How about me? Exactly what I thought. I just, like, know. I just, like, know, like, I, like, I just, like, know, like, I just, like, know, like, what you like, what you do. Like, I just know how you vibe and navigate. Yeah. It's, like, weird, because, like, we only known each other for, like. We were just parosocial friends.

Yeah. And then I remember you first walked in here. Or I was late. Yeah. And to my own show. Yeah. And I walked in your, you're here. and you're wearing your purple cashmere's heart sweater.

Yeah. Not me knowing exactly what you're wearing. Yeah. And I was just like, I am so sorry. Yeah. You were like, where's Mr. Sexy hats? Right when you walked in the door. And I was like, here, waiting for you.

In attendance. But I think you don't want too many friends. No. Nope. No, because you can't trust anyone. Especially in this fucking world. people love to stir the pot and talk and stir the pot and talk no literally it's kind of crazy you know it's kind of scary honestly to make new friends like we said you need to really

observe and really figure out the person and kind of like know there isms and stuff like that there isms like autism yeah like if i mean yeah is that isms a word I didn't, I just have never heard, like, learn their isms. I don't know if that's a word, but I feel like you guys know what I mean. I just feel like you really need to, like, be patient. I think patient is the key. Yeah. Because if you, like, if you think too much into it, you're going to be, like, so disappointed

because you can't change someone, so they're going to be themselves. But I think, like, where to find new friends. Where to find them? Yeah. I would say workout classes. I would say, just going out more. go out a lot yeah workout classes is a good place to find friends yeah I go to like Bodie a lot well I haven't been in a while and I met this really cute guy and he's like he's like married though

but he was so cute and he did yoga all the time and I haven't gone in a while but I want to go back but he's like my New York City yoga friend yeah so that's I feel like it's a great way to make friends yeah go to yoga I can't imagine going to a new city though and having knowing no one yeah no I think I'm going to be here for a very long time. Same. I know my way around. You're going to be a grandpa, and you're going to be... No, I'm going to be the grandpa walking across, and there's going to be a new Dylan in town.

Yeah, and he's going to be like a mega twing, and he's saying, ow. Yeah, yeah. So, I'm excited for that. All right, is it normal to be 19 that have never finished before? When do you finish first time? No, I don't think that's crazy. I know a lot of people that like have had orgasms until they're like early 20s. Yeah.

I don't know when you're supposed to start. I think it's different for guys and girls, but I'm guessing a girl asked this because yeah, her name is, yeah, she's a girl. You really have to like rub one out. You have to like get a good vibrator and just work on yourself. Yeah. Put it in that work. Spray in your wrist.

Yeah. I guess for guys it happens earlier. I think we're like 13. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't like buying vibrators until I was Yeah, it's definitely different for guys. Late high school, but now I have this one vibrator that I use like by myself. I also use when I like have sex. Yeah. All my friends use vibrators when they have sex. And like also just like. Sometimes I wish I was a girl to like feel it. It's so so nice. Because I feel like it is better for you guys. An orgasm? Yeah. It's like an explosion. It's like a full body rush of explosive fireworks. And are you just like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, and like they keep coming and like the more they come, the stronger they get. Wow. And it's better with a butt plug in your house. Wow. Because that it like contains everything. Like every nerve ending, it feels like you're on Molly. Oh my God. So that's like when you have an orgasm.

when you're like on ecstasy or Molly you're not saying do that don't do that yeah try it like you like my neck break almost really yeah god I'm jealous but I'm sure it's good for you too yeah but I would say sorry um I would just say invest in a good vibrator and start watching different variations of porn honestly I I couldn't really finish with my imagination for a long time oh yeah and I still can't I need to watch something yeah I go through phases imagination and porn and physical well physical we yeah yeah honestly it's hardest to finish with someone else there sometimes yeah sometimes like if they're not like I'm thinking of like you're 19 oh okay like I would be self-conscious still at that age a little oh yeah it was scary at first you're like whoa

it's in my face it's like this like in my face like I'm like this oh like it doesn't even you can't even mean it first. No, yeah. You can't look at the eye. It's like a massive anteater. Yeah. When can I heal? Yeah.

Literally. It's a big, it's like Mount Everest. It's huge. Okay. I feel like our brains are getting better right now. We're like getting more energized. No, I know for a while. Before we were like this.

Um, like. Oh, no. We're starting to talk about a dick. We're like, woo. Yeah. But for a while, I just go tope bags. Yeah. And I'm like, I kind of like tote bags.

And you're like, they're a cheap bag. All right. I'm going into a slump. How do I fix it? You're going into a slump. How do I fix it? Stop smoking. Wait, wait.

I'm going to go out slump. How do I fix it? Like, guys, and like they're going out a lot? No, like, they're not going out at all. I feel like this is a... I feel like you just go out. Yeah. I don't really think there's, like, any, like, good advice.

I think you need to get the fuck up and go out. Put some makeup on. Look at the mirror. Tell yourself, you're a beautiful, gorgeous woman that deserves to be seen by the general public. Exactly. And get the fuck out. Get the fuck out until everyone up. Shut the fuck.

Louie. Exactly. Is it worth spending $300 on a toy? Yes, depends on the toy. Yeah, it definitely depends on the toy. But I have spent $300 around. 300 bucks on a butt plug or something close to that wow well they have to be heavy so they like hold things down wait okay I actually need to look into that like I have a stainless steel one with like

a shavarsky like um like diamond on the end with the brand swavarski yeah yeah no I know what you're talking about wow yeah I'll show you it that's unbelievable good for you I think now I know what one for Christmas. You take that back? Yeah. Wow, that's beautiful. No, it really is. Wait, you probably look so cute with it in.

Just like the diamond coming out of your butt. No, and it's blue, and it's really pretty, and it, like, sparkles in the light. Oh, look at this one. Oh, I want that one. I want that one. You want this one. Oof. And it's metal?

Yeah, it's stainless steel, so they're heavy. And they're kind of big. But it's worth the money, trust me, trust me. All right. I guess I have to. Tell us your most memorable time at college. Oh my God, I have so many. Honestly, my friends, we would be dancing all day.

And we would go back to our friends' apartment. It was called 5J. and we had like this wall in their apartment where we like write down our quotes and like sign our names and like that Walt spoke but anyways we would all come together and we would put on like these little shows in the apartment yeah and I would be dancing for hours after dancing all day just putting on the most insane shows and it was the most wholesome energy ever it was wholesome so wholesome we all loved each other so much and supported each other it was like a talent show it was a talent show but we would I don't know it was like a play like we have costumes like everyone was involved

lighting like in the apartment like it was so crazy and we would get really high before way that's fun it was so fun my most memorable times were like at this one party house called a 21 at union and they would throw these like massive bangers and like everyone just be like make you out on the dance floor in the dance room but like you we would individually go to like people guys lived there yeah so we'd go to like each room and like hang out in the rooms and like go like from room to room and sometimes we'd have like orgies in the rooms oh okay so oh okay oh oh so wait did you go to a greek life i wasn't in greek life you weren't i was not okay because you went to the city too right no i went to union hall which founded greek life essentially

Oh. But I had it. My GPA was like below a one. Babe. Me too. So when we're in the dance department, if your GPA is really low, you can't perform. And I couldn't perform because I failed half of my academics because honestly, let's get real. I don't fucking need the academics.

Neither of us did, babe. Like, are you kidding me? And I thank God I didn't waste my time, writing up an essay, wasting my time. like absolutely not what a great message to send to these i know i don't mean it like that but at the same time guys like at the end of the day like it's fine i wish i'd chat dbt you don't use that no like during college i wish i had it god well you do you see the tictocks of like teachers freaking out at students no those are my favorite video that would be that would be me i would be using chat gbt for every fucking thing no i was you know i'd cheat a little here in there but

obviously everyone did so i had an anatomy class and i cheated on my friend elissa's test and for one of her answers she wrote and everything else and so i wrote and everything else and my teacher called me out in front of the whole class and she goes what is this and i'm like what She was in everything else. I was like, who? She was like, who copied off who? And I was like... Her.

Yeah. I was like looking at Alyssa. She was like pissed at me. Oh, really? Yeah, we had to retake the whole test again. Both of you guys? She was pissed at me. But she, I'm sorry, Alyssa, you did let me, like...

You let him be. You were, like, sad Alyssa. But, like, a girl's got to help the girls. No, like, my girls used to do that for me, too. Yeah. But you know what I hate? I hated the fucking hardos I wouldn't do that for you. Ew, like the straight ares.

Yeah. And I was like, and they're like, oh. I'm like, let me fucking cheat off your swag. I kind of hated teacher pets. Oh, they're like, what's the homework? Fuck you, bro. Like, go fucking jerk off. Go fucking jerk off.

Please. Would you go a long distance? You know what? Maybe because I do like my alone time. And I like when I miss someone. if he was like really hot I just wouldn't know if I could trust that because I do understand when like you need like

that physical cock in your mouth sorry with that too much no I love that no because I was like wait I need a physical cock in my mouth like sometimes like if we're like a week off great like I will be starving for that cock but like if it's like a year like

I'm not going to not have a cook in my mouth Like if he's like out in like like in a different country You would not do it No But L.A. Yeah I would do long distance maybe if like because I can travel wherever I want Yeah

But like he has fly me out 100% Yeah Would you ever go down on a girl? No I'm just kidding that wasn't even on again No I would never no the top five holy grail beauty slash skincare products um cadile

codile codile yeah codile is great obsessed with their elixir spray elixir spray yeah oh so good good and their face wash and um the reserve patrol stuff oh i never heard yeah what's it called I also like Peter Thomas Roth, their eyepatches are to die for. Mm-hmm. That shit, which is that? I like in beauty. I like keels a lot. Yeah, I like keels.

Metacube has some good. Love Metacube. Love MediCube. Did you get that skin thing from Tart? Yeah. I've always wanted one of those. Yeah. Do rings stay on during hand drops?

If I like you, no If I don't like you or I don't care about the hand job I'm like Or if I kind of hate you and want you to feel something I only wear these rings and they're diamonds And they're kind of like sharp So like you'll feel all up I'm giving you a hand job

But some guys say that they kind of like when Because I do have crafty hands So sometimes it helps them like last a little longer If there's like a little pain in there Well good to now god i learned so much when i come here yeah how about you i'm just more like it's just like not yes i'm doing like abracadabras yeah boom yeah um that's what i do how slutty do you like your martini's slutty's the slottiest filthy daddy is she a martini

on the fucking my little bit dirty fucking bitch i'm dirty fucking bitch i'm dirty fucking bitch Do you like Drey more TVs? I don't but I do And I drink them everywhere I go Yeah like I love them I like them after the third one Because I can't really taste

But I have so many of them So sometimes I go through phases Where I'm like I need to order a Cosmo But like you get used to the taste they feel Like I feel like it's like starting to drink wine For the first time I love wine And I've been liking wine too much recently I think

Me too Is there anything else you want to add? I'm good just the vibes and yeah i hope everyone has a great new year and i hope everyone gets fucked and gets fucked up and be kind to everyone unless they're ruthless rude fucking bitch then we can cross them and fuck them um but yeah i love you guys still and thank you for coming on again thanks for having me it's an honor this won't be the last time he's sitting down this motherfucking couch either Exactly. So be prepared to see my fat ass again.

All right. Love you all. See you next week. Bye.