Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Ghosting etiquette, faking Os, & bribery

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

Hi ladies!! This week Hallie is joined by Liv and Lauren in a trio of beauty... and they’re feeling drunk on friendship. The trio kick things off with a juicy listener submission: is she the asshole for not wanting her boyfriend to move with her? From there, it’s off to the races with restaurant bribes, adult sleepovers, and a dramatic line-by-line reading of the most insane text Hallie got from a man this week. The girls debate dating red flags (would you date a man who calls his mom “mommy” or used to do OnlyFans with ex?), relive awkward ex run-ins, and play an Extra Dirty round of “Who’s Most Likely.” Think: leaving your credit card at the bar, faking orgasms, and getting caught sexting during happy hour. See you next week cookies, with 2 special surprise guests in tow! ;) It's Extra Friendly! Follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming.  

Who is most likely to give unique and thoughtful compliments? Me? Loki I think me. I was gonna say me. We're happy when I'm talking. Okay guys I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys I had every intention of staying in last night.

Okay guys welcome back to Extra Dirty I'm here with Liv and Lauren again we're back on the couch we have a lot to talk about today but I thought we'd start off with I thought we'd start off the episode with a submission I'm gonna read this DM. I got to you guys and then I want your opinion on it Yes, yes, Hallie, okay, yes I tell you something? I can't. The mic is like intimidating me. I feel like it's gonna attack me. I'm gonna have a panic attack about the mic. You're gonna look over and I'm gonna be like sucking on it?

I'm just kidding. Wait, what? That doesn't sound very fearful. That was insane. Let's start over. Okay, let me start. No. Okay. We're not starting over. All right, I'm gonna read this guys.

It's like an, am I the asshole submission? Oh, good one. Okay. And I want your guys' opinions. Okay. Okay, for extra dirty, am I the asshole for not wanting my boyfriend to move countries for me?

I feel like you can relate to this one. For not wanting. Am I not wanting? Wait, no, I'm not done. That's just the beginning sentence. I'm already lost. Really, it's a massive paragraph. I'm already lost. Me and Libra trying to like I'm sorry really a massive paragraph. I'm already lost

Am I not not the love All right, let me start Am I the asshole for not wanting my boyfriend to move countries for me? So here's the deal. I'm in college and I've been with my boyfriend for about a year and a half now. He's kind, smart, and all around great. The plot twist is in six months, I'm graduating, going back home to take over the family business. Okay, queen. Okay, subtle.

Okay, subtle weird flex. I'm generally excited and have always known this would be my dream job. My boyfriend, however, is from a different country. I don't want to ask him to move for me because that feels selfish. Also, if he does come, I'll definitely be the breadwinner. He's well off, but I'd basically be turning. He's well off, but I'm going to be so much richer. It's insane.

same. I almost just peed my pants. I'm hammered. There's no way you picked this. No I didn't. Marshall picked it. Okay Marshall. Alright he's well off but I would basically be turning into sugar mama with a board room. And the idea of him twiddling his thumbs while I work gives me the ick. Girl give him a job, give him a spot at the company. It sounds like Ada to fly him out and give him housing and a job. So AI... Ada 401k. Am I the asshole? Wait, this is the worst situation we've ever had.

This might be the best. Okay, so am I the asshole for loving my boyfriend, but Loki not wanting him to move from me because I'll be uncomfortable with the power imbalance. It doesn't sound like you're that uncomfortable with it. No, it sounds like you just hate him. Honestly, it sounds like this guy is just not it. She's like, Loki making up excuses

why she doesn't want him to move with her while she girl bosses. I think she needs a higher caliber man. Yeah. She'll be like, I'll still be more successful. Why can't he get a successful job too? Like why is she the automatic breadwinner just because she has a job set up

right after college and he doesn't? Yeah. I didn't have a job set up after college. Let him cook. Let him cook. Not actually, maybe not actually cook. Yeah, maybe. So she is the asshole then. I wouldn't say you're not actually cooked. Yeah, maybe. So she is the asshole then.

I wouldn't say you're not an asshole. Can I say that, Marshall? I think she might be the asshole in this position. I'm gonna say something crazy. Say it. From the second line, I knew she was the asshole. And I say that with love. Yeah.

But like he's kind smart and all around great. Those are the qualities she pointed out right off the bat. I don't know, it sounds like he's okay, to be honest. Wait, guys. This does not sound okay. She's shitting on him, she hates him. She's like, he's poor broke I I'm gonna be on the breadwinner. I'm a sugar mama. I don't want him to see me. She-e-o girl boss. She-e-o. Love it. She-e-o. Oh I see what you did there. She-e-o.

What a play on words on this Monday Eve. Yeah. But um I don't think you two, the stars are not aligning I think you want to girl boss and leave him in the rear view that's how I feel about that wait I just had a giggle attack and I like actually peed my pants like I feel hammered I feel drunk right now with you guys you just made me feel drunk online that's true love we get together and we just giggle I kind of we're gonna talk about my weekend? Yeah please.

Wait before we start I just want to say Lauren, you look beautiful today. Wait you do. And I love you. You look really ravishing in this lighting. You're my sister. I love you more. You're so kind.

Thank you. Thank you for clipping that. Thank you. We're exuding kindness in today's episode. This episode is brought to you by kindness and spreading kindness to others and not spreading STDs because that's bad. Also speaking of STDs, I did go to urgent care the other day

and get my blood drawn and while I was there, I was like might as well get a little papi, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, cool, cool, cool. And I am free, I tested negative. Woo! Thank you. That's so Halle. I would like to thank the academy.

Even productions copy. Even productions copy, Even productions clapping. Yeah, I honestly did not know what to, like, you know, you never know with these men. And they're dirty ass fucking dicks. You never fucking know. No? No.

We're like. I hate that for you. Anyways, I am clear. So yeah, that's a good thing. But this weekend, I was at gospel. You guys didn't go out with me all weekend. Hallie, you had a weekend. Really?

Did we go out with you on Friday? Well, we had dinner plans, and then Hallie, like, didn't, Hallie wanted to stay at the bar. Well, I do really like that bar. So then me and Lauren were grannies. I'm kind of getting sick of our regular program. And I didn't have a reason to leave Beyond the Pale also I feel like your story of what happened for the reservation like it

fell through I didn't really miss anything that is so funny oh that story is so funny and I really wish you experienced it yeah you didn't like miss anything groundbreaking but like you were there it just would have made it more funny with Halle. Okay, so Lauren and I leave me on the pale. We were all at Beyond the Pale, all three of us. Having a great time. Lauren, why don't you have dinner at Beyond the Pale? I was ready. I was hungry. She was hungry. Honestly, I can see them having really good food and at one of these nights I will test it out. We will all test it out.

Yeah, like mozzarella sticks, chicken tendies. We will all take water, Lauren. Like mozzarella sticks, chicken tendies. Anyway, so Lauren and I leave, Halle, like a lot of our other friends were there, Halle ended up staying, Lauren and I went to our reservation. I had a great night. Our reservation was at 10.30, we showed up at 10.30 on the dot.

We're like, hey, we're here, whatever. And the second we walked down to the host stand, he's giving us so much attitude and throwing shade. It was really crazy. He's like, listen, ladies. He's like, fuck you, bitch. I don't know what to tell you right now. I'm like, wait, but we have a reservation.

Like he was acting like we just walked in, weren't like, it's a members club. It's literally a members club. He's like, I'll see where I can do. And we've been there, where they like kick us out because there's a 1030. So like. He's like, I'm gonna have to see what I can do.

And we're like, well, I don't really know what that means. We have a reservation. He's like, I'm gonna have to see what I can do. And we're like, well, I don't really know what that means. We have a reservation. He's like, I'm gonna need you to go step over there. He's like literally pointing to the corner. He's like, go step over there and you wait. We're like, we're just gonna go wait in the bigger room. Our friends are probably in there, whatever. So we see a couple of Lauren's friends.

We have a drink with them. 20 minutes goes by. We're like, let's go check on our table. We go back, we check. He's like, ladies, already? I'm not ready for you, I woulda come and gotcha. We're like, okay, how much longer? And I look at the girl, he's like, about 10 minutes.

And I look at the girl, she goes, more than 10 minutes. And I'm like, this is where blow job becomes like a powerful thing. All right, Lauren, let's go back out into the dining room. We find our other friends, we sit down. Now at this point, Lauren and I are eating our friends' food because we're so hungry. Drinking their drinks, yeah, we sit down. Now at this point, Lauren and I are eating our friends' food because we're so hungry. Drinking their drinks, yeah, it was really.

Sounded like a homeless person at the members club. Surprised we were allowed in. Okay, wait, go. I'm like, Miles, are you gonna eat that bread? He's like, well, I'm like, thank you. Yeah. Good bread's good. I was like, Miles, pretend you're my agent.

Go and talk to the man. We were just trying to pull strings that we didn't have grasp on. So anyway, we're sitting with these guys and one of them is like, listen, I know that host. You gotta pay him off if you want him to respect you basically. So Lauren's like, cool.

If you were a man, he would have respected you more. 100%. Yeah, 100%. But I think also because the guys slip him money. So Lauren had cash on her. She pulls out $200. Thank you, Nina. And it looks me she goes, is that yours? I go, where did that come from? I'm like, you're right. It's

my mom. No, I just like, where did that come from? I didn't know you carry like that much cash on you. So, so Lauren slips it to him. She goes, I'm Lauren. This is Liv. I go, hi, I'm Liv. He goes, and Lauren's like, please don't forget us next time. Like, just remember our faces. Lauren, Liv, Lauren, Liv. And he goes, you are too ravishing, young ladies. We're like, what? He's like, too beautiful, exquisite young ladies. I like to keep beautiful women waiting.

You're like, what just happened? We're like, you did just keep us waiting. He starts going down on you, right? Yeah. No, it seemed that way. He gets to his knees. One minute he's summoning us to a corner for an hour and a half. like you did just start going down on you right yeah no it seemed that way he gets to his knees one minute he's summoning us to a corner for an hour and a half keep in mind we got our table at 1150 he's summoning us to the corner for an hour and a half Lauren slips him a little bit of cash and he's like I want

to have sexual relations anyway we got our table and we haven't gone back so I guess we'll see if he, if he. He was like, I'm going to make a note. I was like, yeah, he did say that. You said Lauren honestly. You made that note. God, everyone has a price guys. We should have waited to see if he, we were like,

we want to watch you make the note. Yeah. What's the note? You definitely like waited to check how much I gave him. The note is, the note is ravishing beautifully on women. But I asked my mom for cash every month just to slip into him. Mom, I need to try. Mom, rent has gone up. Yeah.

You're giving him flowers. Rent is due. Mom, rent is due. Rent is due, guys. Things I would do for rent right now. Wait, what? What? So that was our night, and I have yet to hear about your night

My night was weird Actually it was a lot of fun We went to Catchy Shoeby which is one of my favorite clubs Did Jamie answer? Yeah, Jamie gave us a table and he was amazing and sweet He was like out of the country and we were texting him for a table last weekend

and he wasn't answering. We were like blowing his phone up and like literally sad faces, crying faces, angry emotions. I couldn't. And he texted me. He's like, I'm not in the country. He's like, can these girls sleep in my car? We also went to Jeans and then we went to Emelio's.

Like, we were out until like 5 a.m. Wait, you went to Emelio's like for dinner? No, like after hours.m. Wait, you went to Emilia's like for dinner? No, like after hours. Like it was our last spot. It was like the only place I was open in New York. It's kind of fun. Like I like sometimes don't want the party to end because then I have to like go back to my apartment

and lie with my thoughts. You've said that to me a few times whenever we're leaving and going home, you're like, I have to go be alone. And I'm like, what? Being alone is, I don't like being alone. And I'm like, what is it? I don't like being alone, because then I'm like. Makes me sad.

Well, like we all live alone. We had a sleepover last week, though. No, that was fun. That was fun. That was so late. Except the next day. I was like, Halle, that was fun. She goes, that was weird.

And I was like, what? Halle was like, yeah, I couldn't watch my show. Like, I have to have a show playing at all times. But you could have. You play it when I'm in the room. It sometimes hurts my ear. You played it on Nantucket. I didn't watch my show. Like I have to have a show playing at all times. But you could have. You play it when I'm in the room. It sometimes hurts my ear. You played it on Antucket, I didn't mind. Well sometimes it hurts my ear when I have the AirPods in,

like then my neck starts to hurt and I just got a piercing, so like I just like couldn't do it. I'm telling you, you could have played it out loud and I wouldn't have mind. I know, but it was a smaller bed. I don't know. I just wanted to be respectful of you. Thank you for respecting me.

That's kindness. Yeah. And you for respecting me. That's kindness Yeah, and then what else happened? That's very kind. That's very kind. I was exuding kindness that moment. I Used to like beg Halle to sleep over And she never would. Yeah, I still won't because you like touch me. That's so not true I would like literally try and maybe cuddle you. Like oh then I got that text from that weird guy. What's up with these men sending me paragraphs being like I am not looking for romantic endeavors. I'm like what about anything I do gives off a romantic vibe ever. I don't know I think he just like got the wrong idea. I think from the second you met him he was in his head and we know that. Yeah, but I... We know that.

Like this happened like seven months ago too. Yeah. With the other fucking freak. I almost just said his name. Can we read both of them? No, we can't read both the texts. I honestly want to read both the texts because there's so many underlying similarities. They're like the same text but if you were like chat gbg rewrite it in a different way it would've been the same text. Yeah and I was like oh my god were they from chat gbg? I was gonna say they were. They chatted. The first one maybe. The second one no there were too many types. Chat gbg. I love that the more you get these texts the less you let them bother you. No literally after I got that got that text, I was like, wait, this is so fucking weird and insane. And you're so weird for that because what? Yeah. No.

Also, like, I have not talked about him on this podcast at all. I said I had sex once. Yeah. God forbid I talk about sex on a sexual podcast. God forbid a girl has sex. And then he's like this person. and then someone, one of his friends told me he's like, oh, someone's sending him clips. I'm like, well, guys don't watch this podcast. So a girl is sending him clips or whatever.

I don't know. But like, maybe it's like, it could be anyone. I think you should explain a little bit your relationship with this man. There was no relationship with this man. No, I don't mean literal. Like, I mean your actual relation to this man there was no relationship with this man no i don't mean literal like i mean your actual relation to this man yeah and then the weird text you got sent and then we can talk about how men are threatened by successful women no like this girl no no like literally like the let me go into

let me go into the gripper yeah let me go into the gripper's Yeah, okay. Let me go into the grippers podcast. Jordan was dying this weekend. He goes, who are you texting? I go, the grippers. The grippers. The way I screenshot this so quickly and send it to like you guys, I was like, you're gonna die. Where is this?

I think the title of this episode should be the grippers. Yeah. We gave ourselves a nickname. Well, Halle wanted a nickname. Yeah. Became the gripper. The gripper. I want to read both a nickname. Yeah. Became the gripper. The gripper. I want to read both the texts.

They're from two different guys. And then we're going to go over the similarities between both of them. OK. I think that they're funny. Wait, I think we should rate them. Yeah. Look, Halle, I was going to find a better time

to talk to you about this, but it seems like you're asking for an answer. So dot, dot, dot. I feel like I've been straight up from the beginning with you about not being into casual things and after this week I realized we're not compatible in the way that I would like to be with someone I'm dating You're amazing and fun. I just feel like we should be friends I'd love to keep in touch and obviously see each other when we're in the same city. I really hope you don't take this the wrong way

See you in the same city. No, thanks. It has everything to do with what I'm looking for and nothing to do with you So this is a text I received from that weird actor freak. I was fucking back in September Yeah, and honestly, I never applied to this text ever. I was just like. Which I'm so happy you didn't. So happy. I was just like, I was like after I received this text, I was like, I put all my feelings into a box that I had just spent a week with this man. The only reason I was kind of confused

is because he was in Dumois with his ex-girlfriend before he even landed in New York City. That maybe threw me off a little bit, understandably. And like, am I crazy for like being like what? Well, what threw me off about it was obviously Lauren and I were getting every detail of your guy when you were in LA. Yeah, it's the best week.

Just was kind of giving like love bomb, weird, like, I don't know. I just, I think that text was really, really strange. I really didn't see it coming. So I did not see that coming at all. I think that's why it was jarring because it was such a weird text. It wasn't because you were upset about him.

It was just like, who do you even think you are sending a text like this when it's not warranted? Who are you? It was also like out of pocket. Like, I don't even think. But it a text like this when it's not warranted? It's also like out of pocket, like I don't even think. But it wasn't even like let's date. Like I don't wanna fucking do long distance. I was just more like kind of confused

about the Dumas thing. The Dumas thing kind of threw me for a bit. I think all you said was like, oh. I go, this is messy. Not even talking about him, I'm talking about Dumas cause they can be fucking messy sometimes. And I was like, oh, this is messy. And he's like, you don't understand their business model.

You're asking for an answer. He started mansplaining Dumas' business model to Halle. She's like, what? Mansplaining Dumas' business model to me. And I was like, we, comprende? I don't understand what you mean by that. I was like trying to say. At Halle's apartment,

literally she was on her way packing. She was packing to go to the airport. And I'm at her apartment, she gets this text, she looks at me, she's like, she looks at me, she reads it, and she puts her phone down. She's like, what jeans are you holding? I was like, wait, are you okay?

I look at my phone as I'm packing with Lauren. I get like seven different texts and it's a screenshot of Dumas of this man and this girl. It was beautiful. She looked snatched too and I was like, damn it. I was like, fuck. Yeah. But like, I was like, oh, Lauren, look at this.

And she was like, oh. Oh. And I was like, I put my phone down very calmly and I was like, what other shoe options do you think I should bring? And she was like, I put my phone down, and I was like, what other shoe options do you think I should bring? And she was like, okay. And then all of a sudden. I gave it 10 minutes. 10 minutes go by.

I start throwing things. Packing, I'm like, all right, what the fuck was that? She's like, oh. That was how I remember. No, she's like, what the fuck? I'm like, there it is. Oh. That was how I remember. She's like, what the fuck? I'm like, there it is. I was waiting for that. I was like.

But it was also just like, it just made my heart kind of, it was like an ego bruise a little bit. Yeah. But I could handle a little bit of an ego bruise. What was worse about that is I couldn't process any of what just fucking happened to me. I feel like it was kind of blindsiding in a way. And I was like, the audacity of this man.

And now I have to sit on a 15 hour flight. That sucked. But I was in first class, so it was fine. You were in a life class. I was in a life class. I will say, he never had to send that text and it would have been like nothing. Like you weren't looking for anything.

He could have let that fizzle out. I probably would have let that fizzle out too because he didn't live in New York. You definitely would have let it fizzle out too because he didn't live in New York. You definitely would have let it fizzle out. I would have just been like gotten distracted by other things in New York. I have ADHD. Yeah.

With Dick too. I feel like sometimes when guys do that, they can sense like, and this might sound really delusional, but I feel like he could sense that you were kind of like not as into it as maybe he thought you would be and so Because we know he has you know ego Yeah, well, he's a bit of a narcissist but like honestly I I decided to end it first

He was like I need to put an end to this before anyone else can do it to me like I feel like men do that sometimes or he just like I don't know. He like took like the first, like he grasped onto the first like problem that you had to be like. I just didn't realize that like sending that one text, it escalated so quickly. Yeah. And it was almost like I was getting ready. He was defensive.

Yeah, it was so defensive. He was so not chill. I was like, wait, you're so not chill. Like so not chill, so not cool. Like bro, relax, Like literally fucking relax. Yeah. And literally all I said was do my always being messy and that erupted a volcano into his asshole.

It was so unfortunate that like it erupted onto you. Yeah. But like it wasn't your problem, that's a him problem. Yeah. Not him erupting on me. All right, whatever. Yes, I don't know why. How do y'all feel about like an anti- y'all feel about an anti-ghost text?

Like an anti-ghost text? He could have just ghosted me. I honestly felt like, yes, this is a blunt-ass text. But once he sent it, I was done. I'm pro-ghost unless it's more girlfriend or boyfriend. It made me be like, OK, that was cut and dry. I don't want to be ghosted. Do you want to be ghosted. Do you wanna be ghosted?

I would prefer that. Like that would hurt, but at least you, like I would get the, I would get the, because my delusional self, I'd be like, there's still a chance. Yeah, I'm like, that's me. Like me, whatever. Like you moved for the past few weeks.

Few more weeks. Wait, just give it to Cali for a week. I'll give him till tomorrow to text me, three days go by. I'm giving him till tomorrow to text me. Three days go by. I'm giving him till the end of the year, the end of the month. I'll give him till Christmas of 2027. If you haven't asked me to dinner, we're moving on.

I'm like, what? Right? But honestly, real. But a text like that, it really just, it helps you to move on. Should we password to the text I received this past weekend? Yeah. Again, this helped. I'm not gonna read this whole thing. We just, I'm not trying to put it in the script. It helps you to move on. Should we fast forward to the text I received this past weekend? Yeah, again, this helped.

I'm not gonna read this whole thing. We just so ridiculous. I'm not trying to put this guy in blast. I am, but whatever. I don't wanna give this man more anxiety than he deals with me. Day to day. I walk with anxiety every day.

Sorry. Every night too. I walk with anxiety all day. Give your anxiety to the Lord. Okay. So it starts off being like, I'm sorry for X, Y, and Z. I'm not purposely trying to X, Y, and Z. That being said, I'm not really in a place right now to be romantic with someone, parentheses not to just assume that's what you want. So I'm just trying to be cognizant, that's a great S-I-T word, cognizant of when it comes to getting close with people.

I should have been more upfront with that. I'm sorry, how many times did he fucking say sorry in this one text? I'm sorry if that was lame of me. And I go, okay, romantic is insane. Yeah, your text back is so funny. I go, okay, romantic is insane. That's an insane jump.

But okay, message received. And he goes, sorry. Maybe that was a weird word choice. I'm sorry. This man is so anxious. He goes, I'm really not dodging or anything though, I promise. I go, you're weird. That's it though. I promise I go, you're weird.

That's it. That's all I said was you're weird. With perfect punctuation. I noticed that I would have been like your skull. And he goes, sad I didn't join you guys last night. I feel so awful and it looks so fun. I go, goodbye, you're weird. Like stop texting.

Like what? Yeah, stop. Romantic, what about anything? Like, do I give off romantic vibes? Not to him. No! Not to him. Not to him! What do you think gave that vibe?

I'm trying to like just go off like the time spent. There was nothing romantic about any of our interactions. I will say that. I missed a beat. I wasn't misled though. His actions like. I wasn't misled. I wasn't misled though. His actions like. I wasn't misled.

I wasn't misled. Give him his props. I wasn't misled. He really didn't do anything that wrong in my opinion. The only thing he did wrong was send a weird tag. Listen, I just, I don't even know. That's literally all he did wrong was the romantic line and now I'm just like over it.

Well, cause it was kind of like me. Like it was like uncalled for. Yeah, so uncalled for. You didn't do anything. You were just like, hey, why are you upset with me? And he's like, I don just like over it. Well, because it was kind of like me. Like it was like uncalled for. Yeah, it was so uncalled for. You were just like, hey, why are you upset with me? And he's like, I don't want anything romantic. Yeah. I was like, wait, I didn't do X, Y, and Z. I don't want you to think I did X, Y, and Z because I've

been very careful not to do X, Y, and Z. You're like, wait, I don't want anything romantic. And he's like, I do not want romance with you. Yeah, you're like. Do you guys ever feel, I feel like sometimes like guys like. I'm like, who the fuck do you think you are? do you guys ever feel i feel like sometimes like guys like i'm like who the fuck do you think you are the audacity yeah i feel like guys sometimes in order to like not be like oh like i'm gonna do everything to like not show her that i'm interested they almost like fail at that when they like when they actively try not to do that do you know what i mean yeah like there was no do you know what I'm trying to say?

There was no chill in that text. I was like. Instead of just going with the flow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I like but it actually misleads. He could have he could have just fizzled Could have just fizzled or like I Don't know. I just I feel like a lot of times I have friends that like my like some of my college friends college friends would be getting with guys that were, that like, I mean maybe they just weren't upfront about it or they were like doing everything, like taking them on dates, like everything that would

make you think that they were interested. Yeah, we didn't do any of that though, which is why the romantic thing was insane to say. Yeah. Like that was an insane thing. It's not like he whed down. Yeah, yeah like Such an uncalled-for tax honestly, I think more uncalled for than the one I got from the weird freak actor months ago Yeah, and just know there's other things that could be said, but we're leaving it. Yeah, I'm gonna just

Period and you know choosing pee. I'm choosing peace How you should start a patreon and like that's where you spill the details and the actual dirt. And just start dropping names after the name. Can I expose that? Subscribe for $20 a month to name drop. I don't want to like, on the month. Like a totally fan. I don't want to whip on anyone.

But also, everyone knows I have this podcast. And this podcast is about my life. And people are shocked when I like talk about it yeah you literally knew what you got yourself into like you like what that's true but it like actually exception like it's not you come on here and like slander everyone's names you were just like an all-nighter last night and he's like people might think that's about me. No one gives a shit. I think what I said was like I had sex like all night

and it was great. And I'm like, okay, if I was a man, I'd be like, thank you. That was great, let's run it back. I wouldn't be like, you alluded to my existence on your podcast. That is the most blanket statement thing I could have said. Yeah.

Like at all. Well, I'm very happy that we're have said. Yeah. Like, at all. Well, I'm very happy that we're moving on. Yeah, I'm moving on from it, yeah. No more extending one week. No, no more extending one week. No one gets any passes anymore. In the face of adversity, we rise above. Yes, I overcome.

And I had a great day after that tax was received. I move on from things pretty quickly. And again, I wasn't like super bent out of shape over this man, but that tax helped get the egg really quick. Like, you know. I've gotten texts like that in the past. It hurts, it hurts for a minute. It didn't hurt.

I was so hungover that I couldn't even really feel anything. Perfect. Like I got that text. The hangover hurt more. I was like in bed, like I could barely read it, honestly. And I was like in bed like I could barely read it honestly and I was like uh. And then I went to Cassachip and had brunch and had my best day ever. You can't really get bent out of shape over the potential of someone. You have to like go off like fact. I love that. That's a really good piece of advice. It's so like easy to like romanticize

like oh like well maybe like when we do go dates, this guy will be the best guy ever. I'm not gonna get upset over a guy's potential. Remember I used to do that about that one guy? Yeah. It was really crazy. I was delusional. I'd be like, we're getting married. Oh, well that was just insane. Delusion.

Liv, did you guys go on a date? No. I was so bored I just clung to it. I mean, I love that for real. It's so much easier to be hung up on a man with like... I have a boyfriend now. That's not him. And it's not him.

Yeah. Okay, let's talk about, let's do this segment, scenarios and dating questions. Okay. So I'm going to read the scenario and then I want your guys' take on it. He's perfect in every way, but he calls his mom mommy out loud in public. Would you still fuck? I would make him stop. Like he's perfect in every way.

Yeah, there's probably other ways he's imperfect and that you haven't seen yet if he's calling his mom mommy in public. I would make him stop. Yeah. I would make him stop or I would stop fucking him. Yeah, that's kind of like not okay. Until he fixed it. That's like really weird.

I would keep him. Like does she breastfeed him too? I would keep him. Yeah, I mean if we're talking perfect in every Yeah, I Would keep him and I would change I would I would change I would fix that yeah, okay I think it could be easily fixed. He takes you to dinner Wherever you want but shows up in hocus-pocus in a Patagonia fleece. Are you still dating him? No, I would fix him

Not in this current state Hocus slides in a Patagonia fleece. Are you still dating him? No. I would fix him. Not in this current state. Fixable. But in this economy, I don't know, Hocus slides. Yeah, fixable, but do you wanna fix it? Yeah, this Patagonia vest means- He doesn't sound very redeeming. Like his only redeeming quality is that he's bringing you to dinner. Could be a hegy, could be an investment banker.

He's in a Patagonia vest. He sounds like a finance bro. I hate the finance bro style. So my brother actually told me why they dress like that. Did I tell you? Yeah, you did. He's an investment banker. He sounds like a finance bro. I hate the finance bro style. So my brother actually told me why they dress like that. Did I tell you? Yeah, you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The offices, they keep them at a crisp 60 degrees because that's where your brain functions the best.

So they all get a vest when they like join. But you're like a Montclair vest. I think those are a little expensive for their. Archaeotery. For their. Aren't they finance bros? Shouldn't they be making the big bucks? Honestly, Hall he's asking

The question I'm asking all the hard-hitting questions But I also heard that finance bros like can't really wear designer things like a nice watch things into the office for some reason because like Because then it shows like they're probably like a trust fund baby and link their boss won't take them as seriously Oh, cuz they know their salary that the but then the bosses can wear the nice watches Yeah, and like you like work up to like being able to wear like those, I remember my ex who was a finance bro. So it would be like, I can't wear like my nice shoes

and my nice watch. Like he has to wear very like standard level things. Like I was wearing an AP as an assistant. Yeah. He's like, I can't wear my Richard Milley. That one went really well with, well actually that one did well with the other agents cause they were like. Yeah, you probably can't wear my Richard Millie. That one went really well. Well, actually, that one did well with the other agents because they were like,

yeah, you probably can't wear your Richard Millie in the mail room. I can't wear my Richard Millie to my internship. Maybe that's why I never got out of the assistant phase there. Yeah, maybe that's why. It didn't take me seriously. Lauren, let's just blame your AP for it.

Yeah. Yeah, it was the AP. Okay, he's hot, rich, and the sex is great. I don't even know, I have to continue this question. Yeah, that's amazing Okay, he's hot rich and the sex is great, but you found out he used to do couples content only fans with his ex Do you care? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I'd care. Oh, I Would care I would care a lot It would just change the way I look at everyone as like I don't think it I don't think it,

I don't think I could ever view it somewhat. Like I don't think I would like the type of man that does that, not to be like judging me. Wait, couples only fans meaning like, like he used to do like porn with his ex and it's online. Like that would just. Well that's like dating a porn star. It's just not my vibe.

That just reminded me, there's so many guys that have videos of us fucking. They're like, oh. Honestly good for them. I might have to send a couple texts up for this podcast. Honestly, please delete said videos. Yeah. Yeah, if you're watching this because I know this is getting sent to like every guy that

I've slept with, please delete those. And then go into your deleted folder and delete those as well. You know exactly who I'm speaking to. I'm looking at every camera. Thank you. But yeah, I don't know if I would have a big problem with that because like, get your bag. Yeah.

Okay, next one. You're on a second date and he shows you a notes app list of red flags I'm actively working on. Respect the self-awareness or ick? Ick. I think I respect the self-awareness. What is wrong with me? What is wrong with me? What is wrong with me?

No flaws. But like if he's trying to work on them, like maybe he has a list in his note top because he's in therapy and he's like, these are things I want to tackle about, like it's a self-aware king is a good, is a green flag. If he has other redeeming qualities, but I think at this stage personally in my life,

I don't wanna be with someone who hasn't done the work yet. Like I've done the work. I need someone who's also done the work. I don't need someone who's in the middle of doing the work cause you never know which way it's gonna go. We're like 26 and 27. I think it's dependent on how bad the red flags are. But like red flag in relationship,

like that's kinda like, get on it fix it okay okay you I don't want you to deal with a man's red flags I seem to seek them out if you have a red flag and then I seem to get rejected by people I don't even apply to hi that's you know because you're picking the guys that are working on them. It's like they're just starting to figure out what their red flags are. They're just starting the process. Not to go back to the text, because we've

ended that chapter. But I compare it to applying, getting rejected from a college I never applied to. It's like, what? It's like, where did this letter come from? It's like, where did this unsolicited, how did you get my address? Like where did this come from? But also like why don't you want me at your college?

Yeah. You know? Did you not see my redeeming qualities? Did you not see my resume? Yeah. It was like, you know, anyways, next. He lives with a roommate who is his ex, but they swear it's chill.

Would you still go home with him? No. No. No. Hell no. No. But they swear it's chill. Would you still go home with them? No No No, no Go have fun having sex with your ex. I'm sure you do There's no way they're not fucking yeah, you're drunk and horny and it's like a Sunday and you're like hungover. Your ex is on the other side of your flex wall. Ex, my exes fucking hate me. Like they would never. I know, but like hate just makes me hornier.

Oh my God, they despise me. Why? Your ex despise me too. One of my exes despises me. The other one texts me all the time. I'm like, can we end this? We broke up seven years ago. I don't know if we ever told you this story

but we went to this lock now party once one time. My ex is like never, like I'm never in the same room as him because he's older. We like end up at the same party. And I'm like, like, let's go make him uncomfortable. I'm like, fuck yeah. And I bring Halle, we walk over to him.

You told me this, I love this story. Yeah, I'm like, this is Halle. And I go I go, Halle this is... and Halle literally looks at me like we're like She looks at me. She goes, who is this? I go, Halle this is my ex-boyfriend. I go, I've never heard your name before. No. You said something way worse. You said something way worse. Halle goes, I was drunk. Wow, she's never talked about you. You must be really bad in bed. She said that and he looks at me and he goes,

your friend's weird. Like, that's it. I know, but that's so true. Like if I've never heard you talk about like how good the sex is, like you're probably not good at sex. Yeah. Right? Yeah, there was nothing right home about.

Yeah. I learned later in life. Like in the moment it was amazing, and then later in life I learned that it was nothing special. Yeah, you always think it's the best until the next. The best. That is so real. Where I would be hung up on a guy and be like,

I swear this ex is so good, and then I'd be like, looking back I'm like, whoa. Yeah, yeah, we learned a lot. I like, could talk, yeah. Just know, no. No, just know I could like, whoa. Yeah. Yeah, we learned a lot Yeah, just no, no, no just no I could say a lot but I'm not gonna say anything. Yeah, same That's so true though. Like the girls are always in the moment Like it's the best sex of my life because when you're like and she's to someone boyfriends when you're into someone I feel like that makes sex better

Yeah, because you're like emotions are involved and like obviously when emotions are involved sex is better. Everything's more fun. Everything's way more fun. In the beginning. And you like feel more... No it's true it's just like in the beginning like the the honeymoon phase is the best. Yeah Lauren meets her boyfriend. I'm really making it seem like I hate it. Someone came up to me at the bar the other day and was like oh my god I can't believe that story where like you sucked off your friend's boyfriend and I'm like we're still talking about this. People are, they're still talking. They're never gonna stop. People are like, on Memorial Day, people are gonna be blowing up my phone.

I was actually just thinking about it. Like, thank God we're not gonna be together on Memorial Day this year. I know, maybe we'll do it. Thank God. Maybe we'll do it. Wine weekend. We'll go find a weekend.

Wine weekend. Wine weekend. Wine weekend is gonna go hard. I'm terrible. In more ways than wine. Yeah, yeah. Wine makes me like so wet. It's insane. Wine puts me to sleep. Life hack. Wine literally puts me to sleep. Life hack. If you pour the wine on yourself it will make you wet. Okay let's go to the next one. After you sleep together he adds you on Snapchat. This would give me the ick, but I would be flattered.

I am problematic. I'd be like, wow, this is a stage of my life that I completely want to exit. I'd be shocked he still has Snapchat. Yeah. I don't think after, I think my next conquest will not have both Snapchat or socials. Totally.

I think I like that for you. I get this person's like 21. Like no socials. I don't even want this man to have like a social security number. I want nothing. I want him wiped off the fucking plane of the earth. Is that a thing?

Yes. Yeah. Halle, this man does not exist. Lauren, she goes, I want him wiped off the plane of the earth. Plane. Yeah. There's a reason he doesn't exist.

Wait, can I just say, it depends what age. Like if you're watching this and you're like 19, I feel like Snapchat is a normal form of communication and like you're fine. Don't be like put off by it But if you're you know, 20 if you're not Coming from the fucking hills and blocking. Yeah, I agree with that Yeah, I feel like Jordan sisters using stuff like they still use it all the time. Yes, which is their in college

Right, right give him like five years and they won't be yeah. Okay. Let's go the next one He wants to take you on a trip, but it's a silent meditation retreat and you can't hook up. What's the point? I know you're going to hate that one. I think. What? I think.

That sounds like my personal fucking hell. Right. I feel like that's something you do far in your relationship. Not at the beginning. Yeah, that's like if you're having relationship problems Yeah, like that's like a lot. Is that like an ashwagandha trip? Ayahuasca Ashwagandha what is it Halle?

Ashwagandha? Ashwagandha is a gummy that makes you like disassociate Never mind decline. I think that's ayahuasca. Those trips that those people take. Yeah, like MGK and Megan Fox. Yeah, I think Oshwaganda's like- Where you're throwing up in the bushes. Like a mushroom.

Yeah, ayahuasca. I think Osh, wait, what is Oshwaganda? Wait, Oshwaganda might be a form of therapy. No, Oshwaganda is a gummy. It's a gummy. It's like CBD. It's selling on TikTok shop. Yeah, that and the gut cleanse.

Oh my god, this gut cleanse. Okay, he asked to manifest together before bed. Like hold hands, candles, crystals. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. No. The only thing I wanna be holding before bed is your cock. If he's asking to like pray together before bed,

like that's cute, but like crystals. I'm scared Okay religion I Recently learned you're religious love You went to church the other day by yourself, which I find very cute I'm like surprised that you are just now. I will say I I was like very quiet about Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's cute just now, I will say I was very quiet about it. I think you're quiet about it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But it's cute. It's cute. Thanks Lauren. Yeah. It was fun. Okay, but yeah, I would probably move on from the guy

that wants to hold a crystal and throw it at me. Yeah, probably. Next. Okay, next. He refuses to have sex unless Taylor Swift is playing in the background, always. Cracky. He's gay. Cracky. Cracky. Cracky. To have sex unless Taylor Swift is playing in the background always Craggy game I like don't you know because he's gay

Yeah, he's definitely a that's insane he's bi curious He's by curious, but more curious about the other side of the by the ladder the ladder Which is the dick. So weird. I hope there's no man out there that does that. Not bisexuality, we accept all, but like the Taylor Swift playing in the background. The Taylor Swift thing. It's very odd, like I don't need like, I don't need, what's the song by her? Where's the trophy? Like no. Okay you used to date your cousin. No. They never hooked up but still it's in the family. They dated? No this reminds me what's that movie that we just watched? Where the the the old guy dated the daughter. Oh. They never hooked up but now he's dating the mom. Yeah I love that. Yes. The Nancy Myers movie. Yes. Yes. The Nancy Meyers movie. Yes.

A complete unknown. It's complicated. It's com- It's com- I think it's- I go a complete unknown, not a wrong one. Wrong one. Close.

Complicated something. It's complicated. Maybe that's just such a good movie, you guys. Yeah, it's kind of giving that. Yeah. Yeah, there's just- There's way too much dick out there to be like, you know, I'm doing that.

Like, if the cousin didn't care and like ended up just really incompatible, like we're not compatible and you think this man is like literally the love of your life soulmate, go for it. But only in after you've talked to your cousin about it. I think I know this, this girl that dated this guy ghosted him and is now dating the older brother. I feel like it's different when it's a girl, like girl power. Girls can do whatever the fuck they want, low key.

Yeah. And you can just be like, I'm just a girl. Yeah. No, I've been like really on my worst behavior lately. I don't know what it is. Like, I just like don't want to be in like the confines of my own apartment really. So like I'll text my like weak friends to like hang out.

Like, you know, like Jane always would go out on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, because she's like that, you can't say in either and you guys I feel okay texting on Thursday Friday Saturday any day it just doesn't always mean we're gonna show up yeah no I want I so want to receive the time you're not gonna show up we could they come over like I don't want you to come over yeah you could come over to mine yeah but like I want to go out with me people. Yeah Maybe this just don't happen overnight

Yeah, what that I don't even know what that meant Alright anyways alright next segment who's more likely to Who's most likely to fake a birthday, had a restaurant for a free cake? Lauren. I knew everyone was gonna say me. Guys. Lauren loves a free thing.

And she loves PR. I do, it's just, you know. There's something about it. Remember you were showing me PR the other day and it was like a hair, it was like a hair tie. She goes, no, no, no, it was a hair tie. She was no, no, no, it was, it was a hair stick. And I said, yes, I said, yes, I gave her address and she was like,

I can't even use it. My hair is too thin. No, it was like a yeah, yeah, the chopstick. It was a chopstick. That's cultural appropriation. It was like a chopstick with like a cute like amber on it. And I said, send me 10 of them. I can't even more. Lauren says, I'll take 40. I can't even my hair like a cute like amber on it. Okay. And I said, send me 10 of them. I can't even, Lauren says I'll take 14. I can't even, my hair's too heavy to even use it. So like I can't even use it.

Lauren said send me one and 10 for my friends as well. Yeah. So I love a free thing. I love free things too. Okay. Who's most likely to always show up in full glam? Either me or Liv. Yeah. Not I. Either me or Liv. Yeah. Not Lauren.

Not I. Lauren will go out on a Saturday night bare faced. And how are you? And honestly, they major slay. You're not even wearing a Lick of makeup right now. Why do we need it? Cause this is gonna be broadcasted to people. You guys are so beautiful.

Lauren. Here we go with the compliments I can't accept. You guys don't need it. No, Lauren doesn't understand. Her eyebrows are her makeup. Literally. Mine are literally drawn on with Sharpie. Yeah, mine are.

Like what? Wow guys, thank you. Yes, I am. Who's most likely to leave their credit card at the bar? Hallie. Hallie. That's not true. I only had a credit card a month ago. You were most likely to leave it. All right, credit, debit. I'll had a credit card like a month ago. You were most likely to leave it.

All right, credit, debit. I'll lose my debit card in my social. You would lose your Apple Pay if it was possible. Like, let's be real. I love Apple Pay, it's my favorite fruit. If they would ask me what's your favorite fruit, I would say Apple Pay. Yeah, I like this segment too, it's fun.

Okay, who's most likely to date a DJ? Oh. Hallie. Probably me. I thought who's most likely to date a DJ? Oh. Hallie, probably me. I thought it was most likely to be a DJ. You were like, Lauren's like, oh, gimme it. Lauren's like, wicka wicka. Wicka wicka. Bought a Pioneer set.

No, I would fuck a DJ, I would not date a DJ. That's diabolical. That's insane. Unless they love bombed me into fruition. And then maybe I would date the DJ and it would be a big crash out of the century. It'd be all over the internet. You know? Okay, next.

Who's most likely to ask their partner to change his outfits to match the vibe, Lauren? Really? I was gonna say me. I was gonna say Liv. I feel like you would ask Lauren to change. There's no stopping him Okay, well then I was wrong up me. Call me literally legitimately my male doll. Yeah, and I tell him what to buy

My male doll is male doll. He I mean he's man Dress him up changed his I mean to, to be fair, he needed it. Lauren, please speak to how I've influenced this man. This is Jordan's- You're an influencer. Yeah, this is Jordan's best friend of like six plus years. He needed it. Love you, but you needed it. And he got it.

And now he looks great. He looks great. He looks great. He's so cute. Yeah, he needed it. He now he looks great. He looks great. He looks great. He's so cute. Yeah, he needed it. He fits the mold. Next. Halle's like, fuck this. Who's most likely to have a promoter on speed dial?

Halle Bachelorette. Yeah, I actually slept with a few. Cause usually when Halle's like too drunk. I can't type. We're in a group chat with the promoters that are after Halle's like too drunk, I can't type. We're in a group chat with the promoters that are after Halle. Lauren's the moderator. I'm the moderator.

I love that. You get the business, you get the deal done. Okay, who is most likely to claim a man ruined her life even though she's only talked to him for three weeks? Probably me. Probably Halle. Marshall production, I feel like you set me up. Regretfully Halle. But also me. You know like honestly you two though. Me prior this relationship me a thousand times over. I know but I feel like that's

girlhood like I would say like I hooked up with a guy once and I'd be like that man ruined my fucking life. No, you're lying. I'd like kiss a guy and be like I can't believe that he fucked me over yeah, that's just like But it's like funny it's like part of the bit like no it's like it's like a bit like no one's actually ruined my I'm reading everything yeah Okay, who's most likely to fake an orgasm just get the pizza faster Like you're part of this routine and you're not leaving until it's finished.

Not anymore. I used to, and then I learned what a real one was, and now I don't anymore. I mean, sometimes I fake them just to get the point across. If I'm not feeling it, I'll just be like, I'm good on this one. Have you ever? All you though.

Have you ever faked an orgasm, actually had a real orgasm from faking it? Yes. That's insane. One time. One time. Yeah. One time. It's like, it's like the pseudo effect. One time. It gets you super excited. Yeah. It's like the sound of you like having an orgasm makes you have your own orgasm. Yeah. And yeah. It's really crazy. You make yourself horny. Yeah. No, it's like narcissistic quality I have. And I'm like, wait, that sounds really hot. And then I come to myself. You're like, who is this hot girl?

Oh wait, it's me. Oh wait, it's me. Oh wait, it's me. And now we're done. That's probably why I have a fucking mirror set up next to my bed. Am I a narcissist? No.

No. Only on the weekends. You're okay. I hate myself during the week. If you were a true narcissist, like I don't think we would be like, No, no. I don't think we could get along.

Yeah. Who's most likely to bring a vibrator on a weekend trip? Me. Liv or Lauren. Oh really? Or all of us. All of us. I forget where, I think I brought one to Nantucket

and it like fell out of my bag. And you were like, what is that? And you're like Jordan's not here. Everywhere. Here. I was like, yeah, but I'm going to- I go, your boyfriend's not even with us. And you're like, why'd you have to-

I was like- Desperate times. And it was a toy that you use with a partner. Yeah. But I was like, what are you doing? It's cause I was going- It wasn't. It was just like one of, it was just like a-

It was like the egg. It was like the egg thing. The egg. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was like, I was going somewhere afterwards. And you wanted it. And I wanted it. Totally. It comes everywhere. I had one in every home. I traveled like, and I wanted it. Totally. It comes everywhere.

Mine, I traveled across the world with mine twice. Yeah. I always fear like TSA is going to be like, like take it out. What's this? That's like my biggest fear. I'm like, cause she always has the carry on, we should have a massive dildo in our bag.

I do not fly. Like one that sticks to the wall. I only fly with carry ons, which I think is a green flag. Green flag, well, I was gonna say a testament to how well I pack. And I read flag. But like, so I'm always like,

and it comes everywhere with me. Who's most likely to get caught sexting at happy hour? Hallie. Probably me. Hallie. I love sexting, but also like all sext anywhere. I love sexting. You'll take my phone and sext.

I'll take your phone and sext her boyfriend. Pretending it's her, obviously. Pretend he knows immediately, because I just don't sext. He's like, Hallie. He's like, who is this? You're like, hi, Hallie. He's like, hey, Hallie.

Jordan. But sexting is so fun. It's like a really, it's a great expression of creative thought. I don't have that thought. Yeah. I don't have that creative thought. I was in creative writing in high school, and I feel like that's when I got into it. I would write paragraphs,

I have an opening argument, you know, supporting arguments. People watching this podcast are probably like, this girl sucks at bed. I swear. You? I swear. Lauren is not sucking at bed. Crazy recoil into the record. Lauren does not suck at bed. We've all seen it. Also, whenever I try to sex my boyfriend, he's just like, he's like, oh, love you, babe. I'm like, wait. See? He's like, love you, babe. I'm like, I'm bored.

What do you mean? Yeah. I say the most disgusting things ever, but I don't have that. Then they don't talk to me anymore. Okay. They're like. Then they don't talk to me. Who is. They're like, then they don't talk to me.

Who is most likely to be a boy mom? Lauren. Lauren. Really? Yeah. I don't know. You'll probably have a kid first anyway. Oh wait, I feel like Halle.

I feel like Halle. Halle, for sure. I feel like God will punish me with all girls for how mean I was to my mom. No, God will punish me with a girl and then they'll listen to this podcast one day and be like, you're a slut mom. I'll be like, listen, kids, rent was high. We lived in New York. New York. Listen, kiddos. Who's most

likely not to respond to the group chat for days? Hallie Bachelet. I don't respond to anyone. No one will ever get a text back from me ever unless I'm making a plan to see you Or I want to vent about a man that will root this day. Me and Lauren go just talk to air in the group chat sometimes Yes, actually I've been better. We'll just talk air in general Thanks But I'm literally usually busy on a bento. Me and Lauren are always like Hallie, Hallie We're like have you talked to Hallie today? No, have you talked to Hallie today? No. Hallie Yeah, you are. I'm always on DND. And I always hit notify anyway,

and it still doesn't go through. Like even Teddy, my agent, will call me on end, and he'll be like, can you get off DND? It's like, you have to answer these calls during the week. And I was like, but my phone's on DND. God forbid I'm resting. He's like, it's Tuesday at 4 p.m. Anyways. God forbid a girl resting. It's like it's Tuesday at 4 p.m Anyways, I forbid a girl takes an out who is most likely to

Give unique and thoughtful compliments Me Loki I think me I was gonna say me Should we all give each other a unique and thoughtful compliment? I feel like we're all pretty good about that. Yeah. You know, who's most likely to cry during a sappy or emotional film? Me.

Probably not me. But I'll cry at TikToks, even if it's like a Geico commercial. Like it depends like what mood I'm in. I feel like me and Lauren cry a lot. Yeah, I rarely cry. I cry so much to my her. I feel like me and Lauren cry a lot. Yeah. I rarely cry. I cry so much to my boss.

It's like such a problem. That's insane. Like I don't cry outside of life, but I cry at work. That's crazy. All the time, she's like this girl. I cry like in my mom. I cry all the time. But it lasts like 10 seconds.

I just, yeah. Work just makes me cry. Okay, who's most likely to buy the best gifts? Probably Lauren. Lauren Fishbein. Who's most likely to buy the best gifts probably Lauren Lauren fish mine Who's most likely to have a screen time over ten hours a day? Yeah, I sleep with my phone with the thing playing remember that one time it's a great screen time right now Everyone pull up your screen time one of the questions. I remember like first episode was like what is Hallie's screen time?

I gave her like six hours for rest and that's it. So like 24 minus six. See, I wasn't that far off. My daily average is 20 hours and 46 minutes of screen time and I still can't reply to a fucking goddamn text. Yeah. Wait, I told you guys. What am I doing?

Two hours. See, I was right. How do you find that? That is three hours for rest. I told you guys. What am I doing? What am I doing? Two hours. See, I was right. How do you find that? I gave you six hours. That is three hours for rest. I gave you six. Mine's 10 hours. Wait, let's see what mine is. Where do you check that?

That's really insane. Just having screen time. How? That was like worse than I was expecting. Mine might be bad too. Oh guys. What? Do you want to know what mine is?

What is it? Take a guess. Two hours. Aw. Mine might be bad too. Oh, guys. What? Do you want to know what mine is? What is it? Take a guess. Two hours? Oh. It's four hours. It's four hours, which doesn't feel right,

because I do feel like I'm on my phone all the time. I think mine's wrong too. Well, Lauren, you text during work, you text off your computer. True. So OK. Who's most likely to cave and get bottle service at the club? Hallie. During work, you text off your computer. True. So. Okay, who's most likely to cave and get bottle service at the club?

Halle. Me. Should we bring up the video of wine weekend last year? What was it? Three grand. Oh my God. Three grand at dinner. It was like light out. Can I find it? It was light out.

Yeah, well like we can clip it and show the audience but like it was insane. Who is most likely to give a mic drop speech at a wedding? Liv. And the next question is who's most likely to get married first? Lauren. Lauren. We'll get engaged soon. Yeah, any day now. Any day now. By the time this comes out I'll be engaged. Probably not but like hopefully. Oh my god. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Probably not. And that was the end of the segment.

Should we talk about the text me and Halle sent Jordan about your proposal coming up the other night? What did you want to say? We were at a hockey game together. Lauren was at book club. She was invited, but she couldn't come. And I was like, Halle, do you know when Jordan's going to do it?

And she was like, spoiler alert, no. We don't know. And she was like, waite, do you know when Jordan's gonna do it? And she was like, spoiler alert, no, we don't know. And she was like, wait, we need to text him. Halle texts in our group chat with Jordan. And she goes, Halle, no, you're on Instagram right now. And she, did she forget you're a podcaster? Yeah. And she goes, Jordan, we need to know when exactly you're doing this,

because we're both gonna be on the operating table and also flying around the globe. So we need to know exactly when this is happening. Me and Leigh are getting surgery, you know, we have brand deals to do, we have things we were really busy. We're busy so I need to know like when to tell her like maybe she get those crusty nails done, like all the things. Put on some white, yeah, get the linens out. I knew it. That's why Jordan was like I'm not not gonna, he's like, I'm not gonna tell your friends cause they're gonna call you and be like, what are you wearing?

You should change. Let me see your nails. Howie would never do that. I would never do that. I don't even call you in general, but like. Oh my God. They're gonna think I'm. Yeah.

I'm loving this. I'm like honestly keep it up. You get the pressure off me. This podcast episode they're gonna be like, Howie is this. They thought I was mean to her. up. Get the pressure off me. This podcast episode, they're going to be like, Halle, is this what I mean to her? Cut all the moments where I was kind of mean to Lauren. I was like, what? What world?

Halle goes, cut all the moments where I was kind of mean to Lauren. Remember how upset I was? The episode three-minute song. The whole episode. The episode. It's 59 seconds long. They're like, you have to re-film.

They're like, none of this makes sense. Anyways, I love you guys. Next time you see me, I will have new- Fake titties. We both will. I still have to figure out how to like tell people I'm doing that. I told like everyone that watches Extra Dirty,

but I haven't told like my immediate family members, which is insane. So I could just be like, wait, I told my podcast and like, you should've watched it, you don't watch it, you don't support my career. We can gaslight them in some way. That's honestly a great way to go about it. What do you mean you didn't see it, mother?

You don't watch my job. Well, you don't watch the job, I get why she doesn't watch it though. But anyways, I love you guys. Love you. Love you. And we should do this like every week, honestly. My best friends ever.

And I love you both. And you guys can tune in. You can watch Extra Dirty on YouTube. You can like, subscribe, comment, listen to it on all the platforms. And yeah, I love you all and I'll see you next week. Kisses, bye. Woo!

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