Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Hallie's BDE & Graydon's love language

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Who's my little boy? Graydey Poo is back in the city, cocktails in hand after a wild night at Chez Margaux (where mistresses go to thrive). Graydon shares how he’s working on building a healthier relationship with New York by not staying with Hallie. They discuss orgies, their night out attempting to get into Gospel, Hallie's Handsome Squidward comparisons, and her recent hookups. Hallie and Graydon talk about the serious semantics of popping cherries, the debate on if single or coupled people are tighter, & why Hallie should have a d*ck! Enjoy the epiiii freaks! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I grew up riding horses, obviously. Here we go. He always pulls up in equestrian card. You're just mad. You didn't have a horse. Let me finish. I was the horse. I don't have a cherry.

I understand that. But obviously, I was the only boy at my barn. And girls would ride bareback without a saddle. I've been riding bareback since I was 15. Yeah. Okay, we got it. doing something really stupid right now we have an emergency debrief situation hi this is hallie from the streets of new york guys i had every intention of staying in last night oh my god welcome

back to extra dirty hi hi everybody gj's back in the building i'm like sweating me and great and haven't sat down in like how long it feels like forever when I'm not with you I haven't seen I feel like that's a lyric in a song definitely it's like forever when I'm not fucking with you they got Rolivine or some shit I haven't seen you since tantuk yet I know my little baby girl I miss you bokeana Graydon looks at me early and goes who's my little boy like those words just like did not mean to come out of my mouth because she we were talking about how she like looks like a boy and I was like well you're my little boy and then I was like

yeah we had to cut that we had to cut that so gridon's here for the weekend what do you think of new york greedy you hate it and you slander my city historically new york has always overwhelmed me i'm not really sure why i just don't think you like traffic i also think you like driving a lot i think it's therapeutic for you i love to have my car i mean i could have my car here but i believe that comes out a very hefty price i mean i think like i know in my building specifically to own a parking spot it's something like north of 350 grand okay perfect i remember where they were showing me the building i was like oh parking like this is perfect and they're like

it's 350 grand a spot and i had to like sit there and pretend like maybe i could afford that i was like oh okay yeah i could have my car shipped which i don't even have a car from um Boston well like a lot of the influencers that live in the same exact area as me have cars but they just keep it out of uh like a lot and like pay essentially like rent yeah they rent they lease a spot of space so this time around i'm staying in a hotel usually i stay with howley i'm like kind of offended is there something that's like steered you away from you sleeping with me probably like sleeping next to your clam for four and eight straight i don't know my clam is never that close to you bitch you're a hot sleeper let me tell you no to be honest i got a hotel because i'm trying to have a

a good relationship with New York. One, the hardest part is getting here. You either take the Amtrak, which I don't like that the Amtrak doesn't have security. Like, it actually freaks me out. Like, what if somebody... I got my wallet still in there once, but I was in an economy. What if someone, the train? Someone what?

It's not like the subway. Anybody could walk on the Amtrak with like a bomb. That's what I'm saying. Someone could walk into the stew right now with a bomb. No, it's locked. A train's not locked. You just buy a ticket and walk on. Anyway, so I flew and I'm saying a hotel because I'm trying to build a good relationship with New York

because I do like it here, but I'm trying to see what it feels like being alone. You know, you, babe, you know what it's like to be alone. Yeah, I know what it's like. And I do too. Also, I thought you wanted to fuck. Like, I thought, not me, but like, like, in general. Right. In general.

Like, that's why you wanted to. your own space or you were giving me room to fuck if i chose to do so if we both wanted to fuck and i was we were both staying at yours we would probably do it together would you have an orgy with me to find orgy how many people like not more than four how many people do you want i think an orgy is four or more four score and more so no an orgy's like five on northmore and tribeca what what sorry i'm dr susse but have you ever had an or cheap? No. Like you've never been in the same room when someone else is having sex. I've been in the same room as you having oral, giving oral. With who? Memorial Day weekend? Oh yeah. Which I don't think people

know. I know we maybe we don't bring this up again. Never mind. No, we can bring it up. Okay. It's like it's a, it's kosher. Like it's fine. I mean, I wouldn't say any names, but I never do on here. I just feel like a lot of people don't know that I was there yeah you were in the room but I took my contacts out I couldn't really see that well and that's probably when the moment struck is when I was like oh he can't see anything let me just slob on your knob but honestly I wanted to see in your defense it was like the doors are open yeah it's a jack and joe whatever anyway I just had to throw that in there also we were drinking before this in case you're wondering yeah I don't think anyone was wondering based off our tones we went to

Bubbies prior and we got a Bloody Mary. What do we get? Like, because I want to know how much of a lightweight we really are. We got one Bloody Mary. We got one mimosa. Both, like, very much low proof drinks. Those are Gateway drinks. Gay?

Oh, Gateway. Oh. I thought you were talking about me. Yeah. Well, we didn't, I didn't eat before that. That's why. We had a turkey sandwich. A sandwich.

After. after the drinks. But that's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to drink and then eat the bread that absorbs the alcohol. It's like a sponge. You don't have the sponge before the mess. No, that's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to eat before you drink.

What's the difference? I don't know. Ask fucking Dr. Oz. Next. Next. So this weekend. What do we do last night? Let's recap the night before we get into anything else.

Okay, tell them what we did. We? I mean, like, I brought great. into Shea Margot, which is my favorite place to go to right now. My first time. I get these hyper fixations on these membership clubs, and Chey Margo has been lovely. It's so swanky. Like, if I were, like a hedge fund guy cheating on my wife, I would bring them to, I bring

the mistress to Shea Margo. It gives mistress vibes. But it was very busy. It was too busy. You'd have to go before the crowd comes. And one thing about me is I need to sit. 100% I don't like to stand

I don't like to walk I don't like to use my body unless I'm like coming Oh my god Cheers to that You wouldn't either though I mean shame or go I wish we stay there You know it gets a little tricky

When you're like bouncing around places the place also new work is such a place that like really every bouncer takes note of ratio and i think there were more men than women and not only was it more men than woman it was like four gay men and like a girl yeah so like the chances of us getting into gospel i knew before going there even though that guy was like it's a lock we're in we're on the list i was like it doesn't matter if you're on the list for gospel I used to go to gospel like six times a week I swear to God I used to go every fucking chance I got

and still getting in was a struggle I made out with the bouncer there once I think he still works there I don't like it there I knew we weren't going to get in I haven't even been inside but I don't even like the outside and I'm not going back I like was part of a party there the other night and they still said no to me at the door like they had a Hallie teeny three nights

prior on the drink menu then they just forgot about your fucking ass they said fuck that bit remember the guy out front that was bitching about his art yeah there was this guy this old man and apparently all of his art was in this gospel establishment i think he was on something i don't no he looked really mad but like the people at the door i was watching the conversation they were being so kind to him and he goes do you know the fuck i am do you know the fuck i am and i'm like that's a bold ass statement for a seven-year-old to make out the door of gospel he's like all my art lines the walls of gospel and then he goes and then he goes my son's in there he's taking all the art out right now and then all of a sudden this man is unloading massive pieces

of art did he actually take it out yes there's a video if him loading in massive art into the back of an uber it was even an uber black my back was to the door no because i was like i don't want to see the conflict there's nothing more humiliating this and getting turned down out of door. Is that in Boston culture, too? Like, do you ever have a hard time getting in places? No. There's, like, three bars to go out.

In Boston, if you have cash, like, you just give it to the bouncer. It doesn't work like that here. They're, like, turn down girls if they're, like, ugly here. Yeah. One time I was in New York when I was little, not when I was little, whatever. I was underage. And my friend got denied from a bar. Yeah.

Because she, the bouncer didn't think she looked good. So then I took the blame and, like, told them we can't go in because, like, they knew my ID was fake. Like, I took one for the team because I didn't want her to think that she was ugly. Yeah. She wasn't. But, like, honestly. It's so, like, discriminatory. Rejection is redirection.

With an erection. With an erection. Exactly. Period. That's what I say about my trolls. Whenever I get, what you see it clocked for having, like, a handsome squidward jaw or, like, something was off with my teeth or something. I got veneers.

I got master of Botox. Those insults made me reflect. And honestly, I'm thankful for them because I would have never been clocked by anyone else. You think they made you take action? It was a call to action, but they thought they were clocking me. Little did they know. I took that clocking.

And you went to the bank and you got it fixed. Yeah. As you should. And that's on period. So what's been new with you? Have you gotten bent over recently? no oh you're top what else do you talk about

highly like doesn't like tops um I don't not like tops I am a top you would be a bottom I'm verse is that the word verse yeah good job yeah because I've done both

but like someone asked me the other day like if what my favorite position is when you can't be versed as a girl I can't be versed I'm making it a thing and I said being on top Like, I'd rather be on top as the one position I could do for, I said this last episode, I was, would you rather be in one favorite position for the rest of time, but you could only be in that position?

Or, like, would you rather, like, switch up positions, but you couldn't do your favorite one? I would just be lucky if I could even touch a deck lately. I don't give a fuck about the position. What positions exist for you even? It's hard. I'm tall. It's hard. I'm tall.

positions are hard when you're this tall do guys like ride yeah like on top like you have sat on a guy like straddling them no like someone straddles you because you're a top and they ride you yeah but won't those angles like kind of bend a dick no i guess the ass sometimes they bounce like they play leapfrog on your dick i mean we all do that yeah but like reverse or like they're looking at you. Either way. I feel like reverse would like work out better with gravity. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, tomato tomato. You're asking like, I'm like celibate, so.

You know I had sex the other day? Yeah. Two times last week. And he will rue the day. No, he won't. You said he came in like one minute. Yeah. I mean, he won't rue. Roo is like an enemy. I just don't think I'll probably speak to him again. Did you finish? No, absolutely not. So why wouldn't he rue the day? I mean, ruin the day. Why you being so nice? I mean, I feel like

He was nice. The dick just didn't work. No, and just, he was nice. Yeah. But he just doesn't live in New York. Okay, Grady Pop, for this next side, we're going to do a truth or drink. Period.

And it's pretty self-explanatory. Yeah. If you don't want to answer the question, you drink. You know I just spill my fucking drink everywhere. I have a couple of tips left, so. Okay. Okay, what scared you about sex the most when you were coming of?

coming of age no pun intended i always like was really scared about like the cherry popping situation we that was like such a fucking myth is that okay so i grew up riding horses obviously and here we go babe you don't have a fucking cherry he always pulls a fucking equestrian card fuck you bitch you're just mad you didn't have a horse no when let me finish I was the horse I don't have a cherry I understand that but obviously I was the only boy at my barn and girls would ride bareback without a saddle I've been riding bareback since I was 15 yeah okay we got it anyway a lot I don't know if this is true or if this was just like youth hum not humor like drama the girls who rode bareback said their cherry would pop

because there was no saddle. That's a thing. I'm going to ask Chattebtee. And one time I was with this girl at my barn, she was riding Bearback. She probably just got her period. No, she flew off the horse because her pussy hurt so bad and she was like on the ground like screaming that her cherry popped.

We am asking Chatty BT can you cherry pop on Bearback. What is that? That's not how you see. say it. When people say pop your cherry, they usually mean breaking your hymen, the thin membrane at the vaginal opening. Chat, GBT, GBT, can you pop your cherry from riding a horse bear back? Having sex without a condom, quote, quote, bear back doesn't directly cause the hymen to break. It's penetration that might regardless or whether, like, no one's being penetrated when you're riding a horse. But it's the pressure. I know, but like no one like breaks their cherry when

they're on a roller coaster because they don't have like a wither do you know a wither it's like the horse's like slope spine whatever i mean i had a polo stick growing up so the what you're riding bear back and instead of the saddle you're like directly on the wither so they say like pop their cherry is the wither like the spine of the horse yeah it's like where the main meets the back like goes to the slope to the back my neck my back my no wonder they were riding bear back no that's the other thing I think some of the girls, this could be sexist. I think for some of the girls, it felt good. Or like animal abuse.

Yeah. What's it called beastiality? Beastiality. That sounds something like beastiality shit. That wasn't a horse girl. Clearly. Is that an insult? You can spot a horse girl from two fucking miles away, I swear.

Your turn. Describe the present state of your pubic hair. That's super slow. Do you want a drink? It's truth or drink. What do you want the dimension? What is it braided? Have you ever sent nudes?

How do you compose frame and light these images? Have I ever sent nudes 100% like this morning? To who? Also, don't worry about it. Also, lighting angles. It's much different for girls, you know. Oh, the angles get fucking crazy. They're showing your boobies and your ass and your pussy

where a guy just has to take out his fucking alligator tail and take a picture of it. Never say boobies again. I hated every second of that. You have to make sure the nipples look good. My nipples always look good. I used to prop up my laptop in the middle. Like literally you need a tripod to take good nudes. For a girl, yeah.

I would prop up like my laptop and then, you know, like, lead my phone. against the laptop yeah and then just like plaster myself from front and forward camera plaster is insane yeah with a massive fuchsia pink dildo and then my snap got hacked so those are gonna be on the internet someday but oh yeah waiting for that ball to drop remember when we were in 30A and your snapchat got hacked they that year got hacked like every weekend at 4 am because they knew I'd be sleeping they'd hack me they would hack my voicemail get the confirmation code that thingy and then plug it in knowing, like, I was going to miss that phone call. So after the first time your Snapchat got hacked, did you still take nudes on Snapchat?

Yeah. I'm not going to lose followers if those get released. I'm more nervous about the thing, the substances I was doing off of guys' sticks that got saved. Okay, but that's like nothing alarming. I don't think, like, your loyal friends, followers, and fans will be shocked by that. I don't think so either. So you think it's okay.

Yeah. I might lose a brand deal or two, but they're not out yet, so whatever. Yeah, you're fine. Okay, next. What's the strangest place? Do you have had sex? The bed of a pickup truck on the side of the highway. During the day or at night?

During the day. Like, in the breakdown lane? Like, kind of, yeah. Or in the rest stop to the right? No, like one of those, like, peel off places. Like the mobile station? It was like visible. Was there a cab on the truck, or was it open?

No, it was like, there was like a, you know, like a three foot or like a two foot. Cover. Barricade. A cab. No, there was no cover. Oh, there was no ceiling? No. So, like, he was just on top.

Just pumping you and like nobody can see you, but everyone could see him. I feel like there was like trees and like between us on the highway. There was a reason why we chose that space. I don't exactly remember why, but I just know it was, like, right off the side of the highway. Okay. Or, like, the bathroom of, like, what's that place called? It was, like, a club that closed down in New York. I've had sex in a few clubs in the bathroom, and a few bars.

Okay. A few restaurants. I used to do that a lot a couple years ago. In bathrooms? In bathrooms. Once I did it in the bathroom at my friend's birthday party, and there was, like, a massive 20-person line. after me and this guy walked out like coughing and puffing and like the first people in line behind us were her parents and it just smelled like sex like you just know it smelled like sex

I mean you're like my mom and dad how are you oh my god so good to see you mr and mrs smith your son just fucking annihilated me no it wasn't their son oh but it was like my best friend's birthday party and the parents were there obviously oh I thought you and it was just someone random at the party that's funny anyways What's the last object you put inside yourself or another person? Like nothing. You don't put objects in you? No.

What? I told you I'm tight as a pinhole. You're tight as a pinhole? Just like Dylan. I'm tight too. I can't even say that with straight face. But you know you're lying. I am tight.

Think about who's tighter. I always think about this and I tell my friends this. someone who's a committed relationship who has sex what five times a week are you talking p or v i mean v v or b it doesn't matter if you're in a relationship you're having what sex like i would say at least three to five times a week if you're lucky if you're lucky but like me i go through jouts where i don't have sex for like months so whose whole is tighter you're correct scientifically scientifically yours i would just say but like you'll do an all I'll do anal

An all, yeah I know but the human body is very forgiving You should know that Like an all is crazy if you think about it Like it's... Why are you saying it like that? An all It's just like more peachy

Anal? Anal? Anol? Anol. Anal. Anal. Anal. Like, hey, did you do an all last night?

Instead of saying like, hey, did you do anal? Anol is a little whineer. It's like, anal. Anal is a little whineer. It's like, anal. Like, if you're at a fancy, like, chic dinner, like, you're going to say an all instead of saying anal. Like champagne. No.

I think anal's fine. I said you get fucking ripped in the ass would be all more vulgar. Like, if you're with grandma and grandpa and you want to talk about sex with your friends. I'm not fucking talking about anal with my grandmother. You're going to say an all. And they'll have no idea what you're saying. You talk about anal with your grandma? No, but like if I wanted to talk about it with somebody in front of like somebody I didn't want to know what I was talking about, I would say an all.

So it's like code word for anal. Yeah, same word, just pronunciation. I'm not fucking stupid. Thank you. Okay, next, moving on. What's a sex thing you've never been able to do but wish you could? Never been able to try, but wish you could or would try. like I would honestly like I think a lot of boys feel this way just like what it feels like to have a vagina

like what does it feel like to be fucked and like not a not in all like not in the ass I mean girls do have beautiful flowers I don't I don't know how I would I would never like that mean me uncomfortable I would never want to know what it would be like to have a fucking dick I feel like putting on pants be a lot more difficult. Yeah, if you're hung like fucking Castro. Are you telling me you're not? I take back what I said about sucking your dick. Castro was like 11, I think he passed away R-A-B. He was like 11. Pablo? A lunch isn't 11, 11 inches. Castro. Who's Castro? And why are you saying I should like as if I should know this? On Pornhub, you should know this. We'll look at it later. Okay. He was a porn star. His piece was like bigger than the studio.

what was the question oh you would you would earlier when she was getting dressed I was like I kind of like feel like you should have a dick like you should like you know

what I think you should have a deck why because you kind of give like dick energy I give big dick energy well yeah I wouldn't want you to give is that are you trying to tell me I give gay vibes

okay next question You think I should have a dick? No, I want to finish this one. I don't think you should have a dick. I can just, like, kind of picture you with one. Like, if I had a dick, it would be a massive fucking piece. Yeah, you would have, like, a legit a hammer. And you'd all be fucked.

All right, do you have any reoccurring fantasies that shock you? Sexual fantasies? Yeah. I really miss my babysitter. I think about him a lot. I think he's married. To a woman? To a woman?

Do a woman? Is he married to a woman? No, a boy, so shockingly, right? Well, if you guys used to hook up, I'm not shocked that he's married to a man, no. To preface, we didn't hook up when he was babysitting me. This was, like, years after. I know. We hooked up, and I didn't.

You made that extremely clear. But I didn't. I miss him. He was really cute. Do you know what my sexual fantasy would be? Like, if you were to, like, guess, what do you think it would be? Something, like, really violent. Okay. Be more specific.

Like, I think you want to be, like, maybe kidnapped or, like, robbed. Yeah, I would love to get robbed, like a fake robbery. And he'd be like, I'm breaking. I'll steal all your jewelry if we can't fuck. And I'm like, ah. What am I ever going to give you instead of my jewelry? You'd be fine, bitch. Do you ever have dreams?

And, like, to get out of it, if you have a gun to your head or if, like, this happens in my dreams you fuck them and then they don't harm you i can kind of control my dreams i had a really scary dream last night oh it's because i wasn't with you yeah what was it about he like this guy like open fired on like a concert it's not funny this is just i did not think it would take no it's not funny but i'm having a lot of nightmares and i think i'm taking new vitamins and I just keep, like, having really scary dreams about, like, mass shooters. Maybe it's just me living in America. I think that's just the climate these days.

Yeah, but, like, they freak me out and I wake up in, like, sweating and panicking and thinking someone's my beautiful apartment. Do you take melatonin? No. Because that gives me some fuck dreams. Really? Yeah, I can't take that. I kind of like a melatonin dream.

That's why I have to take Xana. Like, let me sleep? No. I took a lemmy sleep the other night and I was out for like almost a day no literally what is in a lemmy sleep it's insane I sleep a lot and this is coming from like a professional sleeper I took two lemmy sleep gummies I'm not kidding like I think I was sleeping for like 18 hours like it was like pulse check type of shit no yeah sometimes like my mom will like check in on me and be like are you alive well because you're not you typically you're not sleeping past

I go through phases. I'm in all the sleeping phase right now. Which is, I'm obsessed with. No, like, even you were like, are you alive this morning? You woke up after me. I woke up at noon. I woke up at one. I was up for, like, a little bit at nine, and then I fall back to sleep because my temper peak pillow is hitting me in my G spot. Yeah.

But now my neck's all fucked up. It crinked your shit. I need to send you a link to that pillow, to like my favorite pillows. And my neck is really fucked up, great in. You're a side sleeper, so you need the side sleep pillow. It's like optimal support for your extremity. What are you an orthopedic surgeon? I'm told you I'm a professional sleeper. I'm a professional sleeping around her.

So what are we getting into tonight? We're getting there with Paige and Tommy. Well, I'm excited to see Tommy. I'm really excited to see both of them. I just said we're getting dinner with Paige and Tommy. You go, I'm excited to see Tommy. Well, I've seen Paige. Have you seen them since I got engaged?

Not together, I don't believe I think he's injured Or maybe he's not, I don't know There's nothing A couple martinis can't fix That's what I say You know, it's crazy with tennis players They have to play like basically all year round

Yeah Like they're always training for something Because all the fucking tournaments Yeah Are you good at tennis? We play tennis in Florida And Boka, remember we play tennis? Paige tried to teach us

No, we were just like hitting balls We couldn't even hit the ball. I played with page ones and like... It's really hard. Wait, you were there. My mom's a great tennis player. Oh, yeah. Sam.

Really? Yeah, but I don't have hand-eye coordination because I make cross-eyedness. We used to have a tennis court and I, she would never, no shade. I would always ask to learn and like nobody would teach me. I think she just didn't want to teach like a newbie. You got to start from somewhere, right?

Yeah. Maybe we should take up golf or tennis. I want to pick up French. If I could pull out a different language out of my ass and just started speaking fluent French. So hot. The amount of dick I could pull would be immeasurable. Uh-huh. I really, I took Portuguese in high school.

That's easy. Yeah. French. Merci. Merci, beaucoup. You know my mom's fluent. In French? Yeah.

she was a french major oh my god or french literature major so friends in the family because sammy does spanish major and i was a latin see i was portuguese yeah bon diea okay let's go back to the game is my turn who's a most famous person that's been in your dms so like my if you took my phone right now and look to my dms everyone's like great and how are you single how are you not fucking like your dms shouldn't you be like getting like all this dick if you go through my dms obviously no hate like i love my girls like but you don't want to fuck a pussy i don't want to i'm not down for the clam it's all girls i know i figured it's all my girlies i know there's so many gaymen i know that would fuck you you're so selective it's almost to a fault okay we've known this i know but like

don't you want to like if you saw the if you saw the the boys who DM me you would know what i'm talking about twings twin no shame to twinks like it's not even twinks it's just like i hate saying it out loud like it makes me like a little self-conscious like if something's wrong with me really fucking busted dudes yeah really busted do you rely super heavily on grinder for sex that's the word you're looking for well i just like like i was going to say something more vulgar but like sex yeah um some people so like some people will like use grinder like they'll fuck daily I know guys I do that I don't do that you you like aren't I need to talk to somebody

first a little and like make sure look them up on Google make sure like what's your love language I don't know because I've never had like do you know the love languages physical touch gift gift giving seems like you studied them wait is it gift giving gift giving acts of service acts of affirmation um like quality time i don't know the other one so love languages are like what you need not what you give correct okay well what what i give what's answer both what's answer both okay what would i give um i would give like clean laundry so acts of service like a folded towel on the bed a home-cooked meal just the little things like some toasted nuts and like a cute little sterling silver hole these are all acts of service that's what I would give what I would get so you would

do physical your physical touch I would say that's both physical touch acts of service and quality time is all of them into one a blow job a blow job it's true you're literally servicing them no I'm literally servicing them but it's also quality time we can spend together it's also physical touch and words of affirmation if I can speak while the cocks down my throat and then what's the other one you're like I love her I love her he's like all right bitch shut up shut the fuck up bitch um yeah what I would want though so I feel like I'm I'm a good homemaker and like I'm a good cook so like if a man did try to do that for me, I think it would kind of piss me off. Okay. So it, it must be, like, do you want someone, like, hyping you out being, like, validating you, like, those kind of things?

Or do you want, like, someone, like, touching your leg, being, like, really lovey-duppy with you, like, cuddly? Like, PDA? I can't, like, no, just, like, just, like, it doesn't have to be, like, super PDA, but, like, I personally, like, physical touch because that doesn't mean you have to, like be making out at a restaurant. Okay. Even if that's just like a little confirmation. Yeah, like a little like hide here. Like I need that.

Hi, I see you two squeezes. Maybe I'll fuck you later. Yeah. To be honest at this point, if I even got a tap on the shoulder from a man, I would be thrilled. Like, hey, I don't even know what he would say. You look good. Tap on the shoulder. I would come.

I don't need words of affirmation because I do that enough. Lord knows for myself every day. Well, we are like, I feel like all your comments from the girls, you get the words of affirmation. The affirmation is flowing. But even to myself, I wake up every, I look in the mirror, this is like no joke, I look in the mirror and I say, you are you, you fucking kill it today. And then I crawl into bed, I'm in bed all day long. So I don't need a man telling me that, because I know. Yeah.

But I would love a little touch. No, like a physical touch. You want to know something that might be kind of sad that I've done for like a little. long time before I go to bed, I give myself pads on the back. Have you ever done that? Do it right now. Give yourself a pat on the back and see how it actually makes you deal. Like a little rub. Rug best. Go like this go. Rub, rub, pat, pat. But actually like... No, I don't do that, babe. It's like the ultimate form of self-love. It's like you're... Do you read like self-love books? No, I've been doing this, but I actually saw this on a podcast.

but I've been doing this far before that. Interesting. Do it again. You don't feel the connection. It's like the ultimate, like... I just know it's my hand. Yeah, but it's like you giving yourself. It's not just like...

This is like... You're like, good job. I mean, why don't you just like masturbate instead of like rubbing your back? I mean, you can pat your pussy if that makes you feel better, but like I like a little pat in the back. Okay.

You're like judging me actually. I'm not judging you. Yeah, you are. I'm learning. Something new. No, you guys, she's judging me. You can see it. You're so clockable.

My drink's gone. Should we wrap this up? Let's do like four more. Oh, shit. And then I want to talk about Justin Bieber for a minute. Oh, my God. Let's talk about that right now. Okay, wait.

Guys, not to like switch to segments really quickly, but like PSA, Justin Bieber, his headlighting Hotella, in Graden might be the biggest believer. I know to date. If you go through all of his reposts on TikTok, it's all Justin Bieber. You want to get into it? I like don't even want to talk about it.

It's hard for me to talk about because I'm just like so proud of him. That's really sweet. And like I need, I need to go. So I posted this video of me crying. Are you actually crying? Yeah. I was totally crying.

I had tears coming out of my fucking eyes. about saying if I don't get invited to Coachella obviously Artis Pass So I can't do GA because I'm so tall So people yell at me That's like because I block their view I've had people come up to me in there Like I paid how much for this ticket

And your fucking Empire State Building ass is blocking my view That's why I said Artist Fast Also you can't purchase You can't purchase an artist fast at Coachella Like they have to be given to you And like through a company Let's manifest that or a brand So this is why it makes me emotional

because like i really need to go and i need i don't like concerts but like there are a few people like i would do like concerts for if you were alone justin beber what would be the first thing you said to him i'm so proud of you without before even saying hi oh my god yeah i would fucking say hi i'd be like i'm so proud of you i'd be like i'm so proud of you he's like the old he's like the epitome of like the ultimate microscope under microscope what It's crazy. Under Microscope? Since he was, like, so little.

Like, it's crazy. Oh, like, affected by Hollywood, kind of? Yeah, and just, like, the perception, how he's perceived since he was, like, little. I know. He's been through a lot of fucking shit. And, like, he's so talented. What do you think about Haley? Obsessed.

I love her. I would say that to both of them. The amount of shit she used to get in, like, 2021, or, like, even in general, like, still, like, I feel like dealing with that on such a mass scale. I can't even imagine. I really think, like, we would be toast. We would be toast. We would, like, walk out the studio.

We would jump off the fucking fire escape. No, like, she didn't catch a fucking break. I know. It's really crazy, but we would be screwed. But we stand, Haley. Stand. But anyway, back to, love her, back to Justin. If he, are you familiar with his old.

his old work like one less lonely girl yeah that's a very generic answer but like the niche do you know that common denominator i was just gonna say that album slapped common do you know his like tracy chapman cover that he did that was like only on sound cloud um it like actually makes me hard i'm like the way he sings it and he's had like different i love his christmas album don't don't don't even get me started it's still summer obviously like i'm a summer queen his christmas album fuck me it's so good like when his voice it was like his pitch was just like that pitch i know i will say like his voice like before he like fully hit puberty was golden oh my god i mean it's like the the history of his pitch should be studied like it's very interesting

and they're all beautiful in every in every different way he is talented as fuck so if I am not, if we, because we have to go together, I have to go. It'll be fun. I really have to go. I think we can put that on our mood board, like our manifestation board. I have, I just have to. I'm like, I'm going to cry. I'm going to have to take an out of van, like a beta blocker.

I like want a baby blocker. They're amazing. Do you have them? No, not prescribed, but I've taken my friends. Like my friend who got married Took one She was just so chill Was she scared to go down the aisle

No she was like Let's fucking do this She just took one for fun If you can do anything If you're on a beta walker It's just like a it just like Pinches like a nerve That just like takes all of your

Away Yeah Like if I were doing any live shows Or anything like that I would want to be on some sort of Bada Walker Yeah Like a lot of artists do it Because they're singing

Performing So they'll take a little It's a tiny little, it's not even like a clonopin. It's like a little. You don't get like tired. You don't get like Xanax symptoms. Yeah. You're not parted out.

But you feel calm. You just feel like what we are right now. But you're in front of like a bunch of people. Could you ever do anything live? If you were to do like one thing live, like if we were to have a talent and it was like dancing, singing or acting live, what would you want to like be really good at? I would want to be a pop star. So dancing and singing. And not like a theater kid

But like today Like these days Like if someone was like If you I would do like an acting role But I would have to like play myself What do you mean Like because I can't actually dance or sing

If someone came up to me and was like Yo you want to do this tomorrow If an actor were to play you in a movie Who would you want to choose as that actor Well that's based off looks And everybody would say Dan Levy And he's like gay and like kind of funny I just like don't really think I look like him

Like it's no shade I love him I don't think it's really about looks I mean like maybe a little An actor who plays you in a movie It's about looks I mean there's resemblance I don't think you look like him

But like I think we remind people of David and Alexis From Schitt's Creek Like I think Marcus looks like David Like I don't think I look like David All right I think you look more like David than Marcus Yes Isn't Marcus like Italian? I think he's Portuguese

I don't know what Dana is Do you want to like skip this question Yeah I can't I just can't make my mind about that next Well how about like would you choose an actress for me Oh Don't people say Margot Robbie No but thank you What about Anna Ferris

I would love to play me See that's an example of an actress That does not look like me But I would love her to play me Because she's so fucking funny He's so fucking funny. You know what we should watch. You know what we should do because we're talking about Anna Farris.

We should watch scary movie. Generally like the funniest fucking. So fucking funny. We should watch scary movie three. Okay. And four. Okay. We need to like take a nap.

I think both of us. This is the most chaotic episode I've had in a really long time. I don't really know if we had one singular train of thought that went into a direction beginning, middle to end. you saw us get here tipsy maybe a little drunk you can call it and now we're coming down and maybe we need another drink or maybe we need to lay down I think we need all three what time is it we're going to take a nap we're going to get another drink and we're going to go out and you guys will hear all about it next week but as always I love you all and as always you can watch on YouTube like comment subscribe share your friends

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Where can they find you, Graden? You can find me on TikTok and Instagram, and my Venmo is Graden Cutler as well. If you want to send me some schmoney. That's all I'll say a good one. Yeah. Yeah. All right, anyways, love you guys.

Love you guys. Bye. Bye.