Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Hat-fishing men, FaceTime sex, & "the chase" is dead

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

Grab your Gucci Flip Flops ladies!! Hallie is back in NYC and joined by the lovely Liv for a much-needed catch up! Hallie recaps Power Slap Vegas, the strip club culture of Vegas, and what Liv missed from Miami... all while Liv was 5,000 miles away visiting her long-distance man! Hallie and Liv discuss: what is the youngest they would date, the Selena + Benny relationship lore, not romanticizing wedding plans, women making the first move these days, FaceTime sex, NYC’s hot people shortage, getting hat-fished, and so much more. It's Extra Fearless! Follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you cookies!

We get approached more by gay men than straight men. And honestly, I'd like to keep it that way. I would like to keep it that way too. I would like to keep it that way. I love my gays. Gays come to the front. Yes. We're happy when I'm back.

Okay guys, I'm putting something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debris situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York. Okay guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I have a very special kind, genuinely perfect person with me today, Liv Manny. Thank you, Halle. Welcome back to the couch, the casting couch. This is, I'm not welcomed back here.

We've never been here. No, I've never been in the studio. This is like the new studio in Slays in New York and it's beautiful and gorgeous. And I'm having me, I love doing this with you. That's so kind of Jenny when I haven't seen you in a long time. I know.

We went to dinner last night before that. I know right when I was pulling up to dinner last night, I was like, I haven't seen Hallie a long time. I know. We went to dinner last night, but before that. I know, right when I was pulling up to dinner last night, I was like, I haven't seen Hallie and Lauren in four weeks. And whose fault is that? It's my boyfriend's fault. You would travel lengths. I traveled 5,000 miles to see this man. To get dick.

And for love. And what do you do? And what do you do? What are you looking at? But- I did. how was your time there? It was good. It was long. It was too long. It was way too long.

I love this man, but like the three weeks, three and a half weeks. And just like not like with your own space. I needed my bed. Yeah. I needed my grocery store. How is this bed? It's fine. It doesn't make noise. Ew. How is his bed? It's fine.

It doesn't make noise. Ew. How's Vegas? I can't believe I missed Vegas, Miami. Like I had such bad phobia. You should have seen me sitting there on my phone, watching you guys in Miami. I was like, I literally need to delete Instagram off my phone for 24 hours.

No, Miami was a lot of fun. It was so fun. Took years off my life. I actually was pretty well behaved the first part till the last night. I No, Miami was a lot of fun. It was so fun. Took years off my life. I actually was pretty well behaved the first part till the last night. I was, I was levitating. I burned a cigarette out on my face. No, you didn't.

Yeah. Where? Like inside. That's insane. Well, everyone was like smoking cig. So I like took part just to like, you know. Like in a club? Comradery. No, we were at like the SLS, like,

and there was like a green room for like the VIP talent. You know what? Sometimes you just need to smoke a cig. I would smoke one right now. It was like a vibe, I wish. I would smoke one right now. No, literally. All right, let's get back to Vegas.

Okay, so I went to Vegas for the slap cup, power slap tournament. And I mean, I don't really have any interest in the UFC or like power slap or whatever, although it was very entertaining. It looked so entertaining. It was like a nice thing to be able to like bring my brothers too. So cute.

And now that I can like do that, it's like nice. And it's like sibling bonding time. And like we went to Vegas, they could gamble. And that's so them, like power slap. Like I just know Chad ate that shit. And just like the people there, like there was like a lot of, you know, football players and like shit they,

like people they looked up to. People of their ilk. Yeah, of their ilk. Of their ilk. And yeah, it was like a different Vegas experience. I feel like I didn't really wanna, you know, stay out too late and like go to strip clubs with them. Yeah.

You know, that would be fucking weird. No, but you did do that in Miami. Yeah, we tried to go to the strip club. I talked about this last week. We tried to go to the strip club. I talked about this last week. We tried to go to the strip club in Miami, but too many people ended up coming. Right, I heard about this. And the strippers couldn't even sit on our laps

because you couldn't walk through our table. That's tragic. It was tragic. They were like, yeah, I was like, what the fuck? Let these people do their jobs. I was like, let them work. Let them work let them work Yeah, that's unfortunate. Yeah, you know, I've never been to a strip club. That probably doesn't surprise you

There's like no good strip clubs in New York. The craziest strip club I've ever been to is in Vegas. Yeah, it's called Rhino Right. I swear I almost took a girl home Like I turned into like- I love that side of you. Yeah, well you've never seen that side of me. No, I've never seen it, but I love hearing about it. Like it's so fitting. I was like really living in the moment.

Yeah. I remember it was like a chair, it was like a couch like this, but it like went all the way, it was like a 50 foot couch. And basically like there was like some women in cages, but like they're real fucking strippers. There's back rooms where they're definitely like fucking in.

And it was just like a big bench of like everyone we're with. It was like 10 girls and then like three men. And we were all getting lap dances. And like the guy that was like leading our group, that sounds like we're all escorts, but we're not. The guy that like took us on this Vegas trip, he would all give us money and cash in one so we could all tip our own strippers.

So he just wanted to see you guys just having fun. Yeah, he probably wanted to see some girl on girl stuff. Right. Yeah. Cause if he wanted to see you having fun, he would have just taken you shopping. Yeah, well he used to do that too. We'd go into the Caesar palace. This is who I'm thinking of.

Yes, it's exactly who you're thinking of. That's crazy. He would like, we went to a big UFC fight. And I remember we went in a group. It was like him, his bodyguard, and then like all the girls that were on this trip. And he brought us shopping. And in hindsight, you know, hindsight's always 20-20,

but like in the moment we were like, this is so fucking sick. But looking back, he brought us to Agent Provocateur. I remember, I think either it was Lauren with you. Yeah. I think I've heard this from her, that's insane. And Agent Provocateur, if you don't know, is a very, very high end luxury lingerie brand.

Very chic. Very chic. They do like, Lauren got a really chic jacket. You can buy other clothes, but it is like suggestive clothing. They're known for their lingerie. Yeah, I'm like, it was literally like that scene in Pretty Woman almost.

Where like he was sitting in the chair, his bodyguard was outside of the door. And then like seven of us girls are just like trying things on with our tits out. Do you like this? And like we'd have to go up to him and be like, do you like this? We would have to get his final approval

before he could purchase. I can just picture Lauren like so innocent trying on everything. Like wait, do you like this or this? Yeah. Or this or this, trying on everything. everything like we thought it was sick, but like looking back That's insane no, and he's a weathered man. Yeah, he's yeah weathered a great way to put it. He's seen many moons He's seen many any moons, so that's a little bit scary to think about but I never did anything with this guy nor did Lauren We just like wanted to like did Did people do stuff with him?

I think there were girls that did, yeah. Oh, that's insane. Yeah. No judgment. But like we never, it was never like talked about the next day. Yeah, secretive. Over breakfast.

That's crazy. I wanna hear about Miami because when I tell you, I usually don't suffer from FOMO that badly. Unless it's you and Lauren. I mean, no one told you to go 5,000 miles away for dick. No, I'm not saying I wasn't invited. Like I could have been there, but I couldn't, I couldn't be there.

I feel like you would have been a great contribution to that trip. I know, oh my God, Hallie. Even Meeks was like, babe, are you okay? Like, I know it's hard. I have a text from him. He like left for his game and I was leaving like a couple hours after him. And he texted me, he was like, babe, are you okay? Like, I know it's hard. I have a text from him. He like left for his game and I was leaving like a couple hours after him. And he texted me.

He was like, babe, I know it's tough seeing all your friends in Miami right now. Like, I know you're suffering. I'm like, okay, it's not that serious, but like I am suffering deeply. You're making it worse. Yeah, you're making it worse. Thanks for reminding me.

Oof. I just got in a fight with the mic. Anyways, yeah, no, Miami was fun, but you know, like there were so many people there. It looked insane. Like, no, it was fucking, like it was insane. I think they were very happy with how it went too. There was no hiccups.

I saw you say something. We last night watched your Miami podcast, which Halle doesn't normally watch her podcast episodes, which I didn't know until you told me that last night. I get like, cause I feel like if I watched them, I would want to edit things out. I get it.

Like I feel like I just sit down, rip it. And then move on. And then move on. And if I really want to take something out, I'll say it in that moment, be like, wait, that's not gonna hit, take it out. Also, if you watch every week, you're gonna overthink,

like, oh, I don't like, you need to just rip it every time and then leave it be. But we were a little drunk last night, and you were like, should we watch one of my podcasts? And I was like, yeah. We put on the Miami podcast, we were cackling. I was on the floor. It was a good one. Remember yeah we put on the Miami podcast we were cackling I

was on the floor remember when I fell on the floor yeah I was laughing my ass off you're being so funny and you said something you were like I'm not good with warm weather I don't know how to dress which is why I had my core I'm horrible in warm weather whore I I don't know I don't think you are I think you're actually good more I literally wear the same thing every day. I worked with a stylist. Yeah, they did good. They crushed it.

Shout out Danny and Alex. They crushed it. And they packed everything up for me. I would have never chose those, pretty necessarily. I would pick like mini things. They looked sick. I know, they look so sick.

They're so talented. And it was just like so easy that I could just everything is in one suitcase. I have the pack. Yeah. I get stressed out. Yeah. I would wear leather pants to the fucking beach.

Is that real? No, like, do you see how I dress in Antarctica? You dress the same way. Yeah. You have your uniform. Uniform and I don't stray. I'm way better in fall, winter garb. Same.

Same. Way better. I have winter garb. Same. Same. Way better. I have to be better this summer. No, like we need to add color, but we can do it in a New York chic way. Like those acne jeans I was wearing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so sick. I color, but they were chic in New York.

When I was packing for my trip, I was asking Lauren like, oh, I don't know what to pack. She's like, you're just gonna wear the same bodysuit every day, be for real. And I was like, I challenged myself. I didn't wear a bodysuit Once on my trip you probably wore the garage tanks. I did yeah every day one thing about garage

Those tanks are insane the tanks are like unreal. I already had a breast lift. Let me tell you they gave me a second breast lift Yeah Yeah, they're unreal. Yeah But yeah Shame anyone else we want to plug Oh yeah, they're unreal. But yeah. Shout out. Shameless. Anyone else we wanna plug? No.

How was your dynamic with Sammy? Because Sammy's your baby brother, like your baby baby brother. How do you feel like bringing him out, like seeing him around your friends? Like is it like weird for you? Or do you just treat him like- Are you asking because he was in Miami?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I feel like he's gotten to an age. I mean, Sammy's 23 years old. Chad's 25. I feel like they've gotten to an age where like they can just kind of co-mingle with people my age. And it's not that big of a difference.

I feel like Sammy is like way wiser than a normal 23 year old. He's wiser than I am. Yeah, he's wiser than a normal 23 year olds. He's wiser than I am. Yeah, he's wiser than me. I take relationship advice from him. He's, yeah, he's everything. He's so smart. And he's also putting himself in these settings

where he's trying to like network too. So he's meeting new people, you know, he's trying to get a job right now. I think he's doing all the right things. I'm trying to introduce him to as many people. Your brothers are the most sociable men I've ever met. Yeah. Like, yeah.

Chad's fucking funny. Like, I don't think I could go to a club with my brother. Like, I don't have that dynamic with my brother. My brother is very different than me. Like, would I go to a strip club with them? No, that would be very off-putting to me. Yeah, yeah. Do I want to see him making out with one of my friends?

No, but like if I'm not there, I don't fucking care. Right. To each their own? To each their own. Yeah, whatever your prerogative is. Yeah, and whatever your intuition says. But I don't think that goes both ways. I don't think I can make out with their friends.

No. No. No, not Sammy. Not Sammy, that's kinda weird. That's, you know. I'm almost 28. Sammy, we need to protect Sammy at all costs. Yeah, I think people do protect Sammy at all costs. Yeah.

What's the youngest you would like, potentially date? Potentially date. Say you started hooking up with a younger guy and then you like kind of started catching feelings. Like, what's the youngest you would stick it out? I really don't think I would date anyone. That's not my exact age. Yeah.

Even 26, I don't like the sound of that. Yeah, I get that. I would hook up with like a 25 year old or a 24 year old probably. And then leave it. And then never talk to them again. Cause they're 16. Like their brains, their brains are 16 year old boys.

They're not actually 16 I would like to point out. I mean that their brains work Their brains are 16 year old boys. Thank you for elaborating on that. They're not actually 16, I would like to point out. I mean that their brains work like they're 16. But it goes to like the same way the other way, like the oldest guy I'd probably sleep with is like early 50s. Yeah. But I would never date someone in their early 50s. Yeah, no.

You just have nothing in common. Nothing in common with someone that's younger than you or older than you. Also like you were 30 when I was born. Like that's crazy. That's very off-putting. That's off. I mean, I've literally, I've hooked up with this one guy

a couple of times and he graduated college the year I was born. That's insane to think about. Yeah. Oh my God, that's insane to think about. Insane. And then he was eight years out of college and you were eight years old.

Like, like, like, no, but like that's crazy. I know. Like how is that allowed? It's not. Well it is. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be, but it is. Honestly though, not to like,

But like, he's hot. Age gap shame, cause sometimes it does work, but that's crazy. he's hot age gap shame because sometimes it does work But that's crazy. You think I age gap shame like can we talk about Bill Belichick and his girlfriend? Can we please talk about Bill Belichick and his girlfriend? I specifically want to talk about his Instagram post Do you see the video on the beach where he's like doing the airplane with her? That's what I'm talking about. It's insane. Did you see that? He looks like he's at the beach with his granddaughter. No, I'm actually gonna start crying.

It's the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Like this, and she's like on her back. She's on him like, like, no, please look it up right now. It's so crazy. And she like will do press and be like, I am with him. Like I did not know he was rich. I had no idea he had money. Like, get it girl. She says that publicly.

Get it girl, that's crazy. What? Yeah, what do you mean? There's like other things I wanna talk about. She was just like struck by his beauty. She was struck by his beauty? Yeah, she didn't know it was money. She's 24.

She's like, what's this handsome man? She's like, younger than us. Yeah, that's. She's Sammy's age. She's like, I had no idea he had money. Yeah, okay. I had no idea the sky was blue. Yeah.

That's insane. No, diabolical. But like, get your bag. Yeah. What else should we talk about pop culture wise? You know what I do want to talk about? The Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez relationship. Let's talk about it.

I didn't realize that my bar in standards for men were one extremely shallow and like the bar's in hell. He's an angel. No, he's an angel. From what I've seen. I hope he's actually like that. His EQ is extremely high. Extremely high.

He's not, I mean, I probably wouldn't let him hit. No, but like to each their own. And if she's happy. She looks so happy. He's like the way he talks to her, they like whisper to each other. Like, can you imagine them even talking in an oral way? I also didn't realize that he like wrote

every 2010 pop song there is. So successful. Genius. He's like a genius. No, he's like a savant. He's literally like a musical genius. I did not know that. I had no idea. I've heard his name because I remember like around COVID

when there were a lot of parties in Malibu, like he would throw parties at his Malibu house and I'd always hear like, oh, Benny Blanco's there, Benny Blanco. And I remember looking him up one time because I was just like clueless to who anyone was. And I always thought he was a singer, but I've never heard.

He's a producer, right? Yeah, I only just realized that recently. I'm like, that makes so much sense. Yeah, I love that for her. She looks happy. Yeah, she looks happy. She looks gorgeous. She got a fat ring, so.

Yeah, she did. That Marquis diamond. What kind of diamond do you want? What kind of diamond do I want? Yeah, like what shape? I don't know. I don't really think about that. It's funny because like everyone,

I feel like you're either the type of girl that romanticizes their future husband, their future wedding and their future ring and like the whole Pinterest board thing. I romanticize like what my plans are tomorrow. Like I can't think that far ahead. Or when people are like, where do you wanna raise your kids?

I'm like, hopefully, what? It depends on so much. I know, I always say, I'm like, I could fall in love with someone in LA and that would bring me out to LA. Or I could fall in love with someone in fucking Europe and that would bring me to Europe. Like everyone has their five year plan.

I'm like, I just need to like get through next week. What's that saying? It's like in between your plans is when life actually happens. Like you plan things. You could plan all you want. You could plan your entire life out on paper, manifest it. And then you could get hit by a bus.

And then the next day, like one decision could change the entire trajectory of your life. Like you can't plan these things. But I will say I do love an oval. When you plan God laughs. That's the same. That's the same. When you make a plan, God laughs at you.

He says, he says, he says, he Debbie Ryan's. You'll see. We'll see about that. OK, let's go back to your boyfriend. Okay. I think I wanna hear, I think people would like to hear.

I know I don't talk about- The origin story, how long distance is going for you. Okay, the origin story's funny. You were there. Yeah, I was there. Yeah, you were there, Lauren was there. So this man, my man, is Lauren's boyfriend. My man looks at every camera.

My man. There you go. He's Jordan's best friend. So he was visiting New York. Jordan's Lauren's boyfriend. Yes. He was visiting for like a weekend and we went to Lauren's lake house.

It's so funny, cause I almost didn't go. Like last minute, I like wasn't feeling good. And Lauren was like, just come, like you're fine. You can lay down at the Lake House. I was being so dramatic and I met him there. I honestly, while we were like at the Lake House, he was just like friendly, like whatever. And then we all came back to New York and we all got dinner.

So we spent a whole weekend together, had so much fun. Also their other best friend was their Walter. So it was like the six of us and Lauren's parents obviously. And then we came back to New York, we all got dinner and it was a Monday night and you didn't want to go out. Lauren and Jordan were obviously going to bed. It was a Monday night.

It was a Monday night, right, right, normal. And Walter and me, cause we're visiting, so they were like, we're down to go out. I was like hammered at dinner. I had like three martinis at Mamo. I'm like, I'll take you guys to a bar. They're like, okay, cool. So we go to a bar and the rest is history.

And then you just brought him home. So we were at the bar for a bit and he was so like, I don't really remember cause because I was so drunk, but I do remember having to make the first move. Like I think I put my hand on his leg or something. You grabbed his dick. Just to see like what the vibe was, you know? Like I couldn't tell what the vibe was.

So I put my- I like hate when we have to do that. I know, I hated it. But I put my hand there and he like grabbed my hand. I was like, okay, cool. So then we walked back to Lauren's apartment because that's where Walter and Meeks were staying. I thought we weren't saying his name.

It's fine. Okay. Yeah, it's fine. Continue. And we walk up to the apartment and I'm thinking he's just gonna walk out. We were holding hands. I think we kissed outside. And he's like, all right, good night Liv.

I'm like, I'm sorry. Oh, that would have grinded my gears. He was like, yeah, good night. He's like getting, putting his pajamas on. Walter's like, yeah, good night Liv. He had pajamas? Yeah, they were like getting ready for bed. And I go, I like snapped at him.

I was like, are you really not gonna walk me downstairs? You're not gonna walk me to my Uber? Chivalry is so dead. And then he like lept. He was like, oh, oh shit. Like then it clicked for him and he, yes, he came home with me. And the next day Jordan said he was like dead asleep

and all he heard was me go, are you really not gonna walk me outside right now? And he was like, I already know what's going down. Men are so clueless and I feel like- So fucking clueless. He was like. Yeah, so fucking clueless. No, like. He was like, I had no idea. I always ask him about it.

They never have any idea, but like that can't be an excuse anymore. I feel like. I'm like, how did you have no idea? I was like groping you. I feel like this day and age, this generation, like women are making the first move. Yeah.

Men just like don't. I always say, I'm like. They fear. Thank God for me. And he's like. Thank God for me. Thank God for me. Or this relationship wouldn't be happening right now. He's like, honestly, facts.

No, it's so true. But then we immediately leapt into, I mean, I just, I didn't know it was going to turn into a relationship. We leapt right into long distance. I spent like a week and a half with him. Few days with him, he went home. And then after we met for the first time, he came back to New York to spend another five days with me. And then he went overseas and I tried to visit a few times

where he's at, it's very difficult to get to. So my flights kept getting canceled. It was so disheartening month after month after month. I was like, what am I doing? So many times I was like, what am I, I'm never gonna see this man again. This is crazy, I'm wasting my time. And then I finally got a flight five months later

and I spent like two months with him. Yeah. And we're good. So what do you do in the downtime? Do you just FaceTime? Yeah, we FaceTime. I feel like the first five months we were FaceTiming literally all day, every day to a point where like

I wasn't even getting any work, it was kind of like bad. Like I was like addicted to just talking to this man all day. And then after spending time together, now we like stick to our schedules. I probably talk to him for like an hour out of the day, 45 minutes out of the day in the morning. When I wake up, I call him. He calls me before he goes to bed.

Maybe a quick call in between, but like. You guys have FaceTime sex? It gets hard. What gets hard? He gets hard? No, abstinence gets hard. Abstinence. Abstinence is not something I like. The heart grow fonder.

You gotta do what you gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do. You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. Yeah, I used to have FaceTime sex all the time when I was like in college. I don't love that. It's just like me, it's uncomfortable to be honest. It makes me really uncomfortable.

It's just like me, like where do you prop the phone up? You prop it up. You prop it up and you just, you know. But it's just like awkward. Like it's not the same, but it's for when you're in- No shit, it's not the same. But it's for when you're in like such a dire situation. Yeah, it's an emergency.

It's an emergency, it's like a code red. Yeah. I try not to. I feel like people back in the day would have phone sex. I feel like that's even more diabolical. That's crazy. No visual is crazy. Like seeing a guy like jack off over FaceTime to me,

I don't know if that would do anything for me. Yeah, it doesn't do much. It's kind of just like, OK, call you later. I'll call you before bed. Like, it's crazy. So insane. No, but I feel that we love him. Yeah, we love him. He's a cutie. Wait, can I tell you something? Yeah, I was like, so nervous to talk about my boyfriend. And now that that's over with, I feel free. You said it so eloquently. Thank you. That was beautiful. Thank you.

He's gonna love this segment. He was like, you're gonna talk- Makes me love you. I was like, I'm gonna talk about you tomorrow. He's like, all right, I trust you to be smart. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what would you say that's diabolical?

I don't know. That's insane. Yeah, it's insane. But yeah, you're in a relationship. I'm just doing dick appointments right now. Okay, and it's insane. But yeah, you're in a relationship. I'm just doing like dick appointments right now. Okay, and how's that going for you? I feel like you have fun. I've been having fun, but you know.

Your whole life. You've been having fun since you were born. Yeah, but like I'm kind of like over dick appointments. Yeah, I feel like. I have a heart too. You hear that? The Grinch has a heart. The Gr I have a heart too You hear that the Grinch has a heart the Grinch has a heart No, I know you have a heart. Yeah The only reason Holly that you're not in a relationship Which I know you're never like seeking like that's just not the type of girl you are to like seek out a relationship

No, yeah, but there is a date but the reason you're not in a relationship. No, yeah. But the reason- I also don't date, so. But the reason you're not in a relationship is because your man hasn't shown himself yet. Like, you haven't met him yet. You're not missing out on anything yet because you haven't met him. Yeah. It's not like some amazing man crossed your path and you like fucked it up.

Like it's, we're dealing with some lames here in New York, which is hence why I'm dating someone 5,600 miles away, might I add. I'm sure there's some nice men here in New York, which is hence why I'm dating someone 5,600 miles away, might I add. I'm sure there's some nice men here in New York. I've never met them or seen them or heard of them. I mean, we went to three bars last night. Except for like our friend's boyfriends, like Bridget's boyfriend.

Yeah, Bridget does have, they're both, they're very sweet boyfriends. Yeah, their boyfriends are like the sweetest, like they're in New York, they're from like around here, but like there's no more men like that. I mean, I don't know. It's such a shame. Like, yeah, dick appointments are fun.

Where are all the hot people? I was told there would be hot people here. Like New York's like the number one hardest place to date anyone ever. Yeah, should we talk about last night? What we witnessed with our own two eyes at four different bars in the most poppin' neighborhood in New York City.

I mean, I wasn't really like, scouting out. I was, I was. You were? Yeah, I had my eyes peeled. I was just curious. I rarely go to bars like that. I haven't been here in a minute. It wasn't just guys.

It was girls too. Can I say that? Yeah. Like I was like... It was, here's what I'm gonna say. I don't wanna sound mean. And this is alluding to men only right now, okay? It was a tough crowd.

It was really tough. Like it was really crazy. And I don't even mean just looks. Looks are not everything. They're actually probably like 10% of what matters. They're like a cherry on top. They're a bonus. It was more so like,

and this is gonna sound so brain rot, like TikTok. It was more like there was no like aura. Like there was no hot man energy. No one came up to us. Or height. It was me, Holly and Lauren. No one asked to buy us a drink. I'm not trying to sound like,

oh, everyone should be asking to buy me drinks. Cause they're fucking pussies. But they didn't even say hi. They didn't even say hi. Men fear this generation. It was me, Holly and Lauren. No one asked to buy us a drink. I'm not trying to sound like everyone should be asking to buy me a drink. Because they're fucking pussies. Men are pussies. They didn't even say hi. Men fear this generation. They fear men are fucking pussies. That's why older guys will approach.

Guys our age don't approach because they think what? We're like in a Venus fly trap. Like that's what we think we have in our pants. We get approached more. A Venus fly trap pussy. We get approached more by like gay men than straight men. And honestly, I'd like to keep it that way. I would like to keep it that And honestly, I'd like to keep it that way. I would like to keep it that way too.

I would like to keep it that way. I love my gays. Gays come to the front. Yes. Yeah. Seriously. And like, you know how girls, basic girls, have the same uniform kind of?

Like, and like they troll like for the leather jacket or like the denim and the white tank. And like, you know, like you see like the same thing when you go out, men have the same exact outfit. And it's a vest. They have a uniform too. It's a vest. And they were shitting on us.

It's a vest. No, it's like the stupid hat with like the Henley and like the Mike, a babe. You're not doing what you're doing. I look at Hallie last night, I go look at the table to the right of us. There were seven men wearing the same exact hat. I thought, like you would've thought it same exact hat. Take off your hat.

Take off your hat because guess what? I wanna see your hairline. I got hatfished once. And I wanna see your hair. I have to tell you the story, I got hatfished. Do you know what a hatfish is? Of course. Well, it's probably self-explanatory,

but it's a catfish via the hat. Wait, we need to make an urban dictionary, but it's like a Hally urban dictionary. And it's like literally someone scribbled this down. You, your definitions of things. Yeah, a hatfish, it's very common to get bamboozled by a hat in New York City. And this man, it was too far.

I was too far gone. I met up with this guy at a bar and this man is hot. Like he is, no, this is like a few years ago. This is like four years ago when I first moved here. We went to this bar, I met this guy at the bar, fun, flirty, hot, just like all the things. I was wearing a hat though. So I go back to his apartment.

We start to hook up. The hat comes off. And I've never. He's like holding the hat on the whole time. I would have rather this man have a toupee. And like you can call me shallow, but I felt like almost like betrayed by his hat. Yeah. It's like, why did you have to do this to me?

You made a conscious choice to put the hat on because you knew the repercussions that would come from you keeping your hat on. And then he like couldn't stay hard. And I'm like, I can't stay hard because of your fucking hat. That's really crazy. Honestly, I wish he kept the hat on.

Yeah, he could have been like hitting it with the hat on. I would have thought that was probably hot. He could have taken like, you know, the bra glue. This, for all the men who have bad airlines, get the bra glue and tape your hat down. Or just go to Turkey. Or get a toupee. Go to Turkey. Get a jerk. I would go to Turkey. Yeah I mean I'm not no one to comment on anyone's hair. We know I have my own hair journey. No

your hair looks great. It's getting better. Your hair looks great you have so much regrowth in the front. Really? Yes Hallie your hair looks so good. Yeah but it's like something I'm working on. It's actually happening fast. It's so hard not to get extensions right now and I have to power through. It's also about to be really warm out. Yeah.

You're gonna feel so good with your short little hair. Well, it's growing. No extensions. No, but you styled it. I had bald spots from- You styled it to be short. You cut it into a bob. It looks amazing. No extensions. No, but you styled it. I had bald spots from- You styled it to be short. You cut it into a bob. It looks amazing.

Even with my extensions, I was still wearing my hair up. And like you could see them. Yeah. It was bad. Yeah. And by the way, I think that actually might've caused more hair loss

because the heavier your hair is- It was ripping. Yeah. And like, I look like Alabama Barker. No shade to Alabama, but you know exactly what I mean when I say that. God's plan, Alabama. God's.

Oh my God, Bad Baby. That's a pop culture thing I would love to talk about. Let's talk about it. Bad Baby and the Alabama Barker has been getting me through seasonal depression. Yeah, they have the entire team up on their backs right now. No, like I wonder what the kitchen conversation is in the Kardashian household. I can see it. Can I tell you something?

Alabama Barker posted a Lulu Lemon Haul the other day. Yeah, that was a rebrand. The top comment was Chris Jenner is hiding behind the camera with a gun pointing to her head. No, literally. I could see fucking Kris Jenner coming over to Alabama's house and have like a belt in her hand. Like, you need to cut the fucking shit.

Here's the thing, she's so young. Yeah. She's so pretty. She's part of like one of the most famous families in the entire country. Where's the disconnect? I know, but like, I feel like this Alabama, she grew up rich. She has affluence. She's picking beef with someone that knows how to have beef.

And actually like will fight. And she will fight her. Yeah. So I would like be, I would just try lightly and be honest. At first I thought it was like cutesy, like-key PR like whatever no and bad baby was like watch out She's three fucking diss tracks. Did you told her like meter at a mall or something? Yeah, she did Yeah, she's like watch out you better get security. I'm like, oh shit One thing I'll never do is fuck with bad babies baby daddy Or I don't know how that would happen or come to be I feel like you and her would they get along well Mean bad, baby. Yeah, I feel like we'd vibe. Yeah, I feel like you would too. Yeah, she's like ridiculous

He's kind of iconic. She's iconic. I'm obsessed with her. Remember Gucci flip-flops. Gucci flip-flops got me through college Yeah, that song was I think like I ordered Gucci flip-flops because that song Gucci stock went up No, the Gucci stock went up via Bad Baby. I wanna keep talking about the lack of men in New York. It's something I'm so passionate about. The lack of men, yes, but I honestly don't think we try hard enough to look for the men just because we go to members clubs.

Like we don't like scavenger the streets. Like fucking rats. Because there's too many, like do you know how many beautiful women are in New York? All looking for men? Like everyone is beautiful. And the men- It must be the best place to date as a man. Yeah, you think?

They have fucking options amuck. And I respect it. These girls get after it. Like get your man, honey. Like I get it. I'm not, I don't, these girls get after it. Like, get your man, honey. Like, I get it, I'm not, I don't, I'm just not, I've never, I just can't with the effort with men. Like, it's really hard for me. There's no effort.

No, I mean on my end, like, it's hard for me to give effort. Like, I'm not gonna go to a bar and like, try to meet a guy. Like, I just, I can't. I know, but even you saying you had to make the first moves with, first move with Meeks. Yeah. I feel like that is a very- I like to hear from Meeks on that.

No, it's just like, well, cause guys, I just feel like are so, they don't like chase as much as they used to. Yeah. Or they don't get it. Yeah, they're just so like- I'm like, do I have to like spell this fucking out for you? You do.

I'm like, grab my tits. Well, I feel like men are just like, oh, I have so much time and I have so much time and I'm just floating through life. And I'm like, no. And I don't wanna have to be the person that like texts someone first or be like, let's make a plan. No.

Because then I feel like fucking needy and desperate. And you're not. And I'm not. You're definitely not. I'm definitely not. Yeah. But then I'm like, it's almost like you feel a form of rejection if you keep having to make

the first move with people. Yeah, so then you stop reaching out and then they don't reach out to you and you're like, okay, why don't you're like, I'm not like, we had a good time together. I thought I liked you and now you're just fucking ignoring me. Like, I like don't even wanna like people anymore just because I'm just like, I get it.

Here's the thing. I feel like I'm overthinking constantly and I'm like, am I crazy? Can I tell you something? A little bit. When? And I know you're not sitting around waiting for like, am I crazy? Can I tell you something? A little bit. When, and I know you're not sitting around waiting for like this man to come in and sweep you off your feet. I know that, but I'm just telling you

when the right man comes into your life one day you will not feel like this at all, ever. Like he will never make, he'll never not text you and leave you hanging for days. Like it's just, it's not gonna happen. They're getting our Uber driver. Yeah. Going to find out.

Our Uber driver just hit a woman. That was so crazy. But no, I just like think dating in New York, but like I don't date New York. I just like go out and I'm like so underwhelmed by. The talent. I know. I feel like we've just seen so much

that it's like nothing wows us. Maybe we look like bitches. 100%. But I want a man that will penetrate that in more ways than one, but will penetrate that. Exterior. Because I'm very kind and nice

once you have a conversation with me. Of me. But I look like a cunt. And I feel like you have to look like a cunt to earn some level of like basic respect from other people. Yeah. You know, if you don't have an RBF to a certain extent, bitches and people will walk all over you. That's the goddamn G. As someone with chronic resting bitch face.

No, I have it too, but like we have Botox. We literally can't move our faces. I actually have no Botox right now. Look at how much my face moves, ready? I just got it last week. Makes me really uncomfortable. I hope you can't see it on camera. No, we can't move our faces

and we're also like underwhelmed. But the second you talk to us, we're like, oh hey, like what's up? No, we think we have to keep trying. Okay. Do you ever like go on a Friday? Like this has happened to me. I'm like, I go on a Friday

and then I like sit in my apartment after like a night out and I'm like. You're like, is there more to life? Yeah, what was that? What was that fucking motion? Yeah. What did I just witness? What did I just do?

What are we, was this hangover worth it? It never is. It never is. Actually last night, I was. My hangover yesterday was completely worth it because I stayed out till like never is. Actually last night I was. My hangover yesterday was completely worth it because I stayed out till like 11 a.m. with this man. Yeah I want to hear about your day yesterday. It was crazy. We were supposed to, let's just say we were supposed to podcast yesterday. We were supposed to podcast yesterday and Marshall I told you

I had the flu but I was literally in bed with a man and I couldn't get out of bed. I was worried she was sick but I didn't want to ask too many questions. Halle doesn't like texting. In the head, doing crazy things with this guy. Halle was sick. I mean, I won't talk about this too much, but yeah, I had a great time. Yeah. And I'm very sore today.

Oh, when you sat in the car, like solid core who? I thought you like literally went to solid core. No, I feel like literally I got hit by a Mac 10 truck and I used muscles I didn't even know I had. Like one does in solid core. Obsessed. Yeah. But I wish I was more comfortable talking about

like the ins and outs of sex. You're on the wrong show if you can. I know. But like, I mean, what is she even doing? You know, let's got the cameras. You know, when you just like reach a muscle you've never used before and you're like, Like your G-spot? No, I mean, like you're doing something new

and you're like, I've never used this muscle for anything before. And the next day you're like, did I break my thigh? I don't know if I like doing new things. Like there's so many positions, I guess you can like literally tap into but what I do like is like testing boundaries. Please elaborate on that. Like there's some guys that like don't like to do certain things and then there's some guys that like are open to doing some certain things and like the more and more you hook up with someone I

feel like the more and more you uncover up with someone I feel like the more and more you uncover What they like a freak factor. Yeah, that's what they like. Yeah And what works? Yeah, I don't like a prude guy No, no, no One thing about me is I do not like a prude man But I also don't like at the beginning they start pulling out all this crazy stuff and I'm like, oh you're for the streets Like this is our first time ever. Like someone's cooked here before? Someone's cooked here.

Yeah. It's like, can you just... Slow burn. Slow burn, yeah. I mean, the first time I hook up with anyone, I don't do anything too questionable. No, they need to earn. Unless it's like...

Need to earn things. Yeah, well, not earn, just like, just like want to feel it out. Yeah, literally Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna like pull out my craziest whatever. I'm not gonna eat someone's ass the first time I'll go with them. Yeah, what about the second? Maybe the second if he's open to it Definitely the third Can you talk about that? In your ass? Yeah. What about it?

I don't do that. And I don't do that and I'm intrigued. Like, is it scary? No, I like don't fear. Right. Have you seen me on a jet ski? I just whip it. I don't fear these kind of things.

I don't find any of it like gross or like disheartening or like scary. I'm just like let's fucking go. High risk, high reward, I don't know. High risk, high reward. Yeah. Isn't that what I was saying? High risk, high reward.

You're a trooper. I am a trooper. You are a trooper. I look up to you. I'm also a gioper. I am a trooper. You are a trooper. I look up to you. I'm also a giver. Yeah. A pleaser of all. Yeah.

Yeah. But you know, it's all fun and games. Yeah, it's all fun and games until it's not. Until. Until some shit goes neck. But yeah, I was, I've been having like really late nights, I feel like. Well, tonight will be fun.

Tonight will be fun. I am back on Majaro. I just started. Oh shit, we're talking about Zempik. Yeah, we will be fun. Tonight will be fun. I am back on Menjaro. I just started. Oh shit, we're talking to Zempik. Yeah, we're talking to Zempik. I took a shot a few days ago, and for the first time in a long time, and I forgot that you really can't drink on it.

And I had two martinis last night. Oh my God, you guys, I was at my plastic surgeon's office this morning at 9 a.m. The crazy story. Well, I was picking out what size implants I want. Period. I'm going in for a second surgery. Can I come with you?

Yeah, you can come with me. I kinda wanna get my tits bigger too. They wanna meet you. Really? Megan wants you to come in. Yeah, I've said that to you, just don't look at your tits. Did you always want implants

or did you do the breast lift and then you were like, okay, I feel like I wanna add more volume? Yeah, so've said that to you, just don't look at your test. Did you always want implants or did you do the breast lift and then you were like, okay, I feel like I wanna add more volume? Yeah, so you know this because I would talk your ear off about it last year because you've gotten your breasts done and I was so intrigued by it. I decided to just do a breast lift last July, literally got my tits done on the 4th of July,

it was the worst decision I've ever made in my life. And I was just scared of an implant. I have really bad health anxiety to the point where I will literally go to the hospital if I have a bad headache. I'm insane, I'm really crazy. So I was really scared of an implant. I was like, that's just something I will never do.

I got my boobs done. We did a little bit of fat grafting. So at first they were bigger. That has since gone away. Unfortunately for me, it didn't stick. For some people it sticks, for some people it just doesn't. Of course for me it didn't stick, so I just am left with the lift.

And I loved how I felt when I had a little more volume, and I always think about that. And I'm like, I just, my frame, I don't have the smallest frame, and I also don't have a very curvy frame. And I tried on the implants today. So basically they just like give you a bra, you know, you put the implant in, lift your boob up,

and it just looks like you have the size that you want put in. It looked so good. Now you're gonna, what CCs are you getting? If you don't mind me asking. I'm getting 215. Okay, so I got 295. Okay.

And I think I could have gone bigger. Okay Just because I used to have double D's. Yeah, like when I was Probably like 30 pounds heavier on birth control when I was like 15 16. Yeah, and then just because of like, you know Hell stuff my weights fluctuated. It's gone up. It's drastically gone down. It's gone back up So like I've said before they they kind of just looked sad. That's what happened to me, I didn't know that's what happened to them. I still feel like they look a little melancholy.

That's how I feel about mine. I had to get mine done, because they were like birth control. I went off birth control, and my boobs just completely deflated. And I don't think my skin has that much elasticity in it, and then it didn't go back. I have room in mine.

Like mine have room still. So I'm doing 215, because I do have a good amount of breast tissue right now. And they don't want them to be insanely big. Yeah. So that's what we're doing. But the girl from the office that I go to, you've met her, she's friends with Lauren.

Lauren introduced me to her. She said you should come in. They do deals. I know, I just don don't know if like I need to. Yeah, but it's also just nice to go in, talk to someone, see what they think, like get a professional opinion. Every time I go there, I always walk in so confused about what I'm about to do, what I want to do,

and I always leave feeling like, okay, I completely trust this person and I feel good about this decision. I mean, I'm going back person and I feel good about this decision. Share that with me. I'm going back in two weeks for my pre-op and then I'm getting- When's your surgery? May 8th.

I'm sorry, May 3rd. Okay. And it'll be easy this time because I'm just doing implants. Last time I did- Maybe I'll schedule surgery around then. We can do- You should.

If you want to. We can do a post-op. That would be so funny. Podcast. I'm also gonna do a little We can do a post-op podcast. That would be so funny. I'm also gonna do a little bit of lipo, because- Light bar. Light bar. On my back, it's just an area. I've never been, like it just, it's not for like weight loss.

Like lipo isn't for weight loss. It's more like aesthetic. It's for, you know, contouring. So they're gonna contour my back a little bit, but that will be a lot easier than getting like lipo in your stomach, cause you don't need to be so crazy about the shaping Yeah, I mean I appreciate

Anyone that like talks about surgery in this way being like if you want to get it and it makes you happy and Totally your body you've won life literally. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little nip and tuck Absolutely. No, I've never talked about it on My socials I've talked about it on my socials. I've talked about it on your podcast. Yeah, I feel like it's supposed to be. But I am vlogging my next surgery. Like a day in my life.

Like a day in my life, getting my tits done. That'd be fun though. Yeah, it would be fun. You should vlog it on a real camera. Yeah, I think I'm gonna use my camera. Get a videographer. I'll get a videographer to come with me. No, literally.

But yeah, I'm excited. Let's talk, okay, so that's in May. Yeah, that's in May. And then you all fresh tits by the time we go to Wine Weekend. Are we doing Wine Weekend or Fagawi? I have a wedding for Fagawi Weekend. Okay.

But I forgot which one it was. I'm gonna try to work around the wedding. Okay. Wine Weekend, can we talk about Wine Week weekend last year? That was seriously Halle, one of my best memories with you and I have so many with you and Lauren like that was the best weekend was my first time to Nantucket. You showed me like the creme de la creme of every place you could go as I do in Nantucket. As you do, she's the queen of Nantucket. It's really crazy. But we were the weather wasn't great.

No, but it made it more fun. I know, but it made it fucking insane. We had to drink. We were so obsessed with the Orlando Baby. Oh. That was like our hyper fixation. Can I play it? Okay, so last year, I'm sure everyone remembers

the Orlando Baby. Me and Holly were obsessed with this edit. People were making outrageous edits with like AI just listen to this one I would delight in embarking on an odyssey to Four Seasons Orlando with you dear mother together as a harmonious duo our bond shall flourish weaving an unbreakable tapestry of love and unity. In the enchanting realm of Four Seasons Orlando,

where the sun casts a golden hue upon the lush landscapes, our journey will be filled with moments of pure joy and tranquility. We were obsessed with Orlando, baby. And also Niantaca is also a great place where there's beautiful people. Beautiful men, deep pockets, fat pockets, trust funds, running amok.

I was trying to explain Nantucket to Meeks the other day. What? It's just an island. No, but I was trying to explain like- It's like a expanded country club. I think he asked what it's like versus like the Cape. Or the Hamptons. And I was like, okay, let me just break it down for you.

Everyone's hot. Everyone's loaded and everyone's there for one reason and one reason only. And that's to have a good fucking time to get fucked up on Rose and caviar. Yeah, like every like or beach. But you also it's like quaint and unique in a way where like it's not scenic. It's like elevated bars almost where they kind of turn into like clubby ish things. But it's dive bars, a lot ofish things, but it's dive bars. A lot of dive bars, but like not dive bars. They're like filled with like a bunch of like rich people.

It looks like a dive bar. Yeah. It is a dive bar, but everyone's gorgeous. It's perfect. It's literally a dream. Like you can't buy it, like that's versus the Hamptons where like, I feel like everyone's going to be seen there and wants to be seen.

You can buy a table. There's bottle service. Like you can't get that on Nantucket. Which I think it makes it like a special place. I love Nantucket so much. But anyways, last year, me and Liv and Lauren and Jordan. Graydon. Graydon, the whole squad was there.

And that's when the firefighter happened. Can we talk about the firefighter? Let's talk about the firefighter. Let's talk about the firefighters. This was like almost a year ago. I'm just trying to jog my memory a little bit. Oh, right. He was the drunkest man at Cisco Brewers.

He was a problem. Everyone was trying to get like kick him out. Like people at work that were like, you got to go buddy. And I don't know how he like kept getting out of it. I think he was getting escorted out. Oh yeah. He was getting escorted out when we ran into him. And then he cussed out the,

Oh, so he was like, fuck you bitch. And I was like, I like this guy. No, no. We were getting food at like the clam shack truck, whatever. And this man is like hovering over us being like man is hovering over us being kind of creepy. He's literally like this. Ehh.

Ehh. And I'm like, I want that one. I'm like, oh my god, this guy's slobbering all over himself, let's go inside. We made sure he was okay, and then we went away from him. An hour later, we're leaving. He's outside, he's leaving as well. He's legitimately like, I don't know how he didn't fall open

and like bust open his head. No, he was like swaying. I didn't say a word to this man. I don't know what it is about my face that people are just like, fuck you. You were definitely like? No, I definitely made a face, okay? He looks at me, he's like, fuck you.

Blair, I'll fuck you up. I think he said he wanted to fight me. I think that's what it was. He was'll fuck you up. I think he said he wanted to fight me. I think that's what it was. He was like, I'll fight you. He said he wanted to hit you. And I was like, I'm just like looking behind Liv, just looking at this man. I'm like, guys, can you believe this?

Jordan's like, hey man, not cool, bro. And Halle's like, I want him. And I'm like. You were like, what? He just verbally assaulted me. Just assaulted me. But I wanna know more. I wanna know more about him.

Let's put back the layers of this onion. And then he ended up being such a sweetie. Yeah. He was so fun. We met up with him the next night. I think you got his number. He got your number. And the next night he joined our table at crew

and he was like the sweetest guy. He was mortified. He was like apologizing. He didn't even remember yelling at me. He was like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. But then we had a joke for that whole weekend. Every time he saw me, he'd just be like, fuck you.

And I was like, enough. Like, this is insane. There's 200 people here and this doesn't look good. Yeah. Then we went to the bathroom. You and him went to the bathroom. Yeah. And you were in the bathroom for a long time.

Yeah. And I just want to know, Halle, what happened in the bathroom? I don't really remember that clearly. That's okay. I mean, and so like it ended up, I think he has a girlfriend. Right.

But that was not information that was pronounced on us. Not at all, Halle. He was like, I wanna date you. He was kissing you at the table in front of 200 people. Like guys, we were at the booth at crew that faces the entire bar. Like, and Halle was really drunk. Like Halle doesn't just make out with random guys

in front of people in daylight. Like, she was, you know, feeling it. He's making out with her, kissing her neck. Like, I have videos, don't worry. And- Let's not clip those. And whatever, we leave. He actually got kicked out of crew as well,

because he got so hammered. He ended up getting kicked out of crew as well. And that next morning we're FaceTiming him. We're like, hey, he's such a sweetie. It's so sad. He's like, and we're talking- And sending us videos of him, like, people like on a stretcher, because he's a firefighter.

Oh my God, he was Snapchatting Halle. He sent a picture of someone, like, literally in a body bag. And he was like, bad day to be that guy. We were like, wait, what is going on? We're like, wait, what? So we're on FaceTime with him, and we're just like, so tell us about yourself, like, what's up? Like were like, wait, what is going on? I'm like, wait, what? So we're on FaceTime with him and we're just like, so tell us about yourself, like what's up? Like how, whatever, whatever.

And he goes, yeah, I live with my girlfriend. We're like, I'm like, what? I never spoke to him again. You live with who? He's like, yeah, I have a girlfriend. And Halle goes, and you love her? And he goes, yeah, I do. We're like, okay.

He was probably the dumbest guy we've ever met. It was nice knowing you, Claire. He's like, okay. He was probably the dumbest guy we've ever met. It was nice knowing you, Claire. He's like, yeah. What is wrong with men? No, literally, but he like, I'm not shocked he acted like that just based off of his drunkenness. Men, if you're listening and you have a girlfriend, like please stop.

He will rue this day. He will rue. Okay, now we're gonna get into a little segment. I feel like we've just been yapping our little mouths off, but like we need to catch up. Let's do a dating kind of segment. I'm gonna read out some scenarios and then Liv's gonna react to them

and then I'm gonna react to them and give my two cents on them. They're all different, but like, I feel like they're all kind of relatable experiences. We've all been there kind of thing. But I want to hear your takes on these. I'm excited. Yeah.

They always send in your fans on Extra Dirty send in the best questions. The fans on Extra Dirty are amazing people and I hope to be friends with all of them in real life. You're the same. Okay, number one, you're having sex with a guy and he farts mid sex. Oh my God, weren't we talking about this last night? Yeah. Okay, who's this man?

Like is it a random man or is it your boyfriend? Like what would you do? If it was like a one night stand, I would literally be mortified and like, awkwardly laugh through it and then abruptly stop and then leave. If it was my boyfriend, I'd be like, ew. This happened to me like the second time I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend in college.

Oh my God. And like we weren't dating yet, obviously. And he was mortified and it was like in the doggy position and he was finishing and he just like couldn't stop. No. And he was so embarrassed. Okay, now that you put it that way, I wouldn't wanna like make them feel worse about it.

I mean, like we got over and dated for two and a half years. So like, I guess, I mean, but it's definitely like an awkward situation. Imagine like the other way around. Well, imagine like a guy's going down on you and you fart in his face. Oh my God. I would kill myself. I would kill myself.

I'd kill myself. I would find it, no, I'm not gonna describe it. All right. That would be so terrible. Let's do the next one. Okay. You have the best sex ever with your new boyfriend, but he refuses to post you on his social media.

Next. Yeah, I mean, I feel like this could be circumstantial. Refusing is crazy. Refusing, saying no, yeah. I don't want to do it at all. Go fuck yourself, blah, blah, blah. Refusing is nuts. It probably means he's cheating on you

and he doesn't want other girls to know. Or he's DMing people. I wasn't posting my ex-boyfriend on my socials towards the end of our relationship and that was extremely calculated. Yeah. I just didn't want other people to know. Well, I actually don't post my boyfriend.

Yes. But if he asked me to, of course I would. I just don't want people in my, I mean, I've talked about it around here. I just don't, I feel like it's this thing that I have and I don't want people in my, I mean, I've talked about it on here. I just don't, I feel like it's this thing that I have and I don't want to post it. Yeah. No, I say this now.

You're so new. I also just like being in social media like we both are, if I had a serious boyfriend right now, I don't think I would be posting them either. No. Cause girls, like girls are fucking push-ice-y sometimes. They like want what you have. It invites in a lot of potential negative energy. Yeah and then like people dissect your relationship,

your dynamics and then like I've seen a lot of breakups online with some of my friends and I just like imagine like you're going through the worst breakup ever and it's public and up for interpretation from thousands of people. It would make it excruciatingly worse. Also, if you don't keep up with it, right? Like when I'm gonna post him once, then in three months people are like, did they break up? Yeah, I mean, it's like fan fiction. It's like speculation.

This isn't like a family YouTube account. Like mind your fucking business. Mind your fucking business. But if you do post it, then I guess it's up for, you know, conversation. Yeah, it is. That's my take on it. Okay, you found out your boyfriend still sleeps

with a stuffed animal every night and talks to it. I sleep with a stuffed animal every night, Mr. Cow. I don't talk to it. I have a stuffed animal. Her name's Titty. I couldn't say Kitty, so she was Titty. Oh, is she old? She's, I got it when I was born. Do you have her in New York? No, in Boston. Okay, I've never seen Titty. I have a cow, Mr. Cow. It's one of those wormies that you

put in the microwave and heat up when you have period cramps. I don't talk to him but I sleep with him every single night. I put him on my neck and sleep like that and I don't think it's weird. But if a man was to do it, sorry, not to be judgmental. It's for the girls. Grow up And I don't think it's weird, but if a man was to do it, sorry, not to be judgmental. It's for the girls. Grow up. I don't think that would make me wet. No.

If he was like, babe, I'm not gonna cuddle with you. I need a cuddle with Mr. Pooh Bear. No, that's actually crazy. That would be fucking crazy. That's actually crazy. And he's like, Pooh Bear, oh my God, who's a little snookum. Mr. Pooh Bear. Mr. Pooh Bear, where are you?

Oh, you're on the floor, you fad. Imagine you're hooking up with a guy and Mr. Pooh Bear, Mr. Pooh Bear, where are you? Oh, you're on the floor, you fell. Imagine you're hooking up with a guy and Mr. Pooh Bear is on the bed and accidentally falls off and he stops fucking you to go cater to Mr. Pooh Bear. He uses Mr. Pooh Bear under your stomach. I'm dead. Okay.

That's gonna be a hard note for me, sorry. Your boyfriend is perfect, but he moans his own name during sex. This is some serial killer behavior. I like don't even have anything to say about that. I don't really either, no. This man needs to be 5150. He needs, yeah, immediately.

Immediately, I mean, I don't even imagine, I'm trying to imagine moaning my own name. I think it'd be hotter if a girl did it. Yeah, should we try it? Stop that, Marshall. But also like imagining a man doing it, like in his deep ass voice, like that's crazy. Marshall, Marshall.

Oh, I don't like that. That kind of grossed me out. Yeah, I kind of like don't want to continue. Like anyways. Yeah. Right, you accidentally sent a dirty text meant for your boyfriend to your situationship instead. How do you play it off?

Wait, what? Wait. Wait, did I read that right? I can't give advice on this, cause I don't do that. You accidentally sent a dirty text meant for your boyfriend to your situationship instead. How do you play it off?

I think you should not be in a relationship. I think you should break up with your boyfriend. I think you probably shouldn't be with anyone right now, and you should probably look in the mirror and reflect on this time in your life. You should find God. Cause if you accidentally did that, that's just fucking karma.

That's fucked up. Yeah. I mean, sorry, I support the girls, but I can't support the girls cheating. Yeah. That's profound. Yeah. All right,'s profound. Yeah. All right, you're out to dinner with your boyfriend

and he calls the waitress, Milady, unironically. I don't know, he was like a really funny guy. That sounds like something my like dorky brother would do. Yeah. Hello, Milady. Yeah. Like, it's giving the office. If he kept doing it, I would say literally stop.

Is he saying like, hello, Milady? Or is he like, hello, my lady? Like, is it funny? I could see him with like a little accent like, my lady. My lady. Can I get a diet cola? Yeah. We're from the South.

That was really good. Can I get a diet cola? Okay, your boyfriend has a Snapchat streak with his ex that's been going on for five years. Okay, why are we using Snapchat? But also I can't talk because I like have been using Snapchat recently too. But like, how is this even a conversation?

I have no tolerance for any level, a speck of bullshit. So this is crazy to me. It actually enrages me that someone would even deal with this. Like I hope this isn't real. Literally leave him. Because it's not about the snap streak. It's about the immaturity level of your boyfriend.

That's insane. I like don't believe that exes should be friends, should be hanging out. They should not, they're in the rear view mirror. Anytime I've tried to be friends with an ex, it ended horribly. Same. So, nurture your-

Like I have enough friends, I don't need friends like- Nurture your relationship so that doesn't happen. And yeah, break up with him. I agree. Also, you deserve more queen. Okay. That's fucked up. I would like, you find out your man pays

for OnlyFans content. Oh. And it's someone you know. So say like Meeks was paying for OnlyFans content and it was like of me. I interrogate him about everything. Yeah, he would rue this day. He would never do anything.

No, he would never do anything like that. But hypothetically, different man, let's not even use your boyfriend as a next thing. No, but let's use him. It's like funny. If he did that. She like picks a fight with him after this. No, I literally would.

I have like dreams that he like whatever because i'm crazy and i'm like i'm like kind of mad at you he's like are you kidding this is insane you're mad at me because of a dream you had and i know that's like that's a universal experience it's a universal experience but it like actually happens i'm not just saying that um if he was subscribed to any only fansans, especially someone I knew, that's like just not the type of man I'm into, so I fear I'd have to break up with him. Yeah. What would you do? That would, no.

No. He would not, I would castrate him. He would rue. He would rue. It's just weird. I would castrate his penis, shove it into his own mouth, and then sew up those lips.

Yeah, and he would choke. And he would choke on it. Yeah. I have nothing against OnlyFans. I just have something against men who committed relationships being on OnlyFans. And I actually have heard, I know someone whose boyfriend was subscribed to an OnlyFans. And she saw the charge come through.

Like the monthly charge. He's still alive and he said that he just forgot to end the subscription. Yeah. That is the biggest load of bullshit. I just like, no. No. Your boyfriend doesn't believe in deodorant

but where's his natural musk? What swears his natural musk is hot. Would you demand he wears deodorant? Yeah. I don't give a fuck about your stupid natural musk is hot. Would you demand he wears deodorant? Yeah, I don't give a fuck about your stupid natural musk. Okay? Personally, yes, I do know that there's some cultures in which they can't wear deodorant. So if it's falls under that category,

then you should probably shut your mouth. But my boyfriend, no. Does not fall under that category. My boyfriend does not fall under that category and he will be wearing X, because that man works out like three times a day and he's a smelly boy. So,

yeah, I don't. Deodorant. Yeah. He actually uses women's deodorant. I use men's deodorant. So do I. I think it lasts longer and it smells better. So why is everything labeled for men just like better?

Like men's shampoo, men's, it's just normal. Also, why is there like men, why is there men and women deodorant? Literally, why? Like men's shampoo, men's- Why is there men and woman deodorant? Literally, why is there men's shampoo, women's shampoo? Don't we like all have the same hair? It could be different. We care about the silkiness more. Yeah, that's true. And like the hydrating the tips and we have longer hair

so we have to like worry about the breakage. Hydrating the tips. Okay, your boyfriend is absolutely perfect but he goes to Twitch conventions to meet his streaming legends and makes you take pictures of them. Yeah, this is no man I would find in my bed. Yeah, this just wouldn't happen. That would just not, that's like, it's even hard

to like hypothetically talk about that situation as a hypothetical because if a man was like, let's go to a convention, I would say, unless it's a sporting event, I'm extremely judgmental of you right now. Yeah, that's crazy. It's giving, no. I don't even know what else to say.

I actually have no words. I need to take a shower after reading that. Yeah, that's not happening. Like World of Warcrafts? Also, can I say, unrelated, I love not having to, I love you, and I love not having to hold the mics. I know, it gives me like room to like.

Yeah, I feel like. I can, like, I talk with my hands, I'm like very special. I always get a little uncomfortable in front of the camera, I'm like getting better with it each time I like come on with you. I know, it's easier when you don't have to hold the mic too.

It's way nicer. Yeah. But I'm also like, what do I do with my hands? I'm like this. All right, we have answered, those were fun. I think we should do those again over a martini and like not fucking hold back and make them a little more X-rated.

Yeah, X-rated, I wanna like deep dive into every single one. I know. They need to be X-rated. No, they shouldn't. We single one. I know they need to be x-rated No, they should we need sex questions next time Marshall. I want to talk about sex on here more. Yeah, I do too We need some prompts. But anyways, that was fun. Okay, show your hairbrush Hallie whips us out at dinner last night. No joke. Well, it's a keychain and already broke but like it's a keychain and Then it's bejeweled. And then like if I need to brush my hair,

I have the option to, I think it's very crafty. Yeah, first I thought it was a taser, then I thought it was a flip phone. Well, it might be a taser next time if you keep commenting on it. And I get a wha- No, I love it. You will rue this day.

You will rue. Okay, anyways guys, that was so much fun. Liv, thank you for coming on again. I love you, hell. As always, like, subscribe. You can watch on YouTube and you can listen to it on any other platform. Again, I love you all and I will see you next week.

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