Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - H*rny as sh*t in Tahoe with Lauren + Graydon

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

Pack your snow gear and your dirtiest secrets—this week, Hallie, Lauren, and Graydon are taking you inside their big sexy ski weekend in Tahoe... from slurping down cockies to surviving a snowstorm (and getting ghosted by the CAT lady). Hallie revisits her infamous Blizzard Dick story with new details now that she’s back where it all went down, while Graydon navigates being H word at high altitudes and admits he never believed the TikTok ban, and Lauren has a realization about her intimate proclivities...The trio dives deep into new topics: The Dark Months™️, Hallie’s special wake-up and bedtime ritual, and an extra dirty game of truth or drink. Hallie and Lauren wrap it up by spilling on their Miami adventures and a cosmic night at Space. Grab your blanket, your spiked hot chocolate, and follow @extradirty on socials! Remember to also leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you cookies!!PS. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE YOU CAN WATCH VIDEO ON SPOTIFY. Please go subscribe to the YouTube HERE for the full vid. Kisses!

There's some phenomenon about being in the mountains that just makes you so incredibly horny You're about to witness a fight on camera Let's say a quick prayer for cervix. Mm-hmm. Sometimes I spend the whole afternoon Just me my vibrator they were like what you would fuck your second cousin, right? And I was like what? Okay guys, I'm putting something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debris situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York.

Guys, I had every intention of staying up last night. Okay guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm here with your favorite little freaks. We're in Tahoe. Tahoe. Tahoe. We're drunk. I'm hungover. What time is it?

Speak for yourselves. It's 11.30. Okay, well we have to ski after this so I feel like that's appropriate. But yeah, we're in Tahoe for the weekend. We thought we were're gonna take like a wholesome little ski trip but it's been diabolical and very unhinged to say the least. It's been everything besides wholesome. It never is wholesome with you guys. It's not our fault. We're not the ones dropping acid. It's true. Yeah. Wait but like neither mine's just, we have one kid here dropping acid. Acid's not for me.

No, I would never take acid in my life. I would like climb up that white oak fucking tree and jump off. I would think I was a grizzly bear and like try to fight one. Like there's a polar bear on the wall. Can they see? I think I would fight the polar bear. Guys, I think the polar bear,

like that's why he was in this room last night because of the polar bear. Oh, he's looking at the polar bear. Yeah, he said the logs were moving and speaking to him in rainbows. And I was like, okay. And it was just Lauren and this kid that was tripping sack on acid.

And I go, Lauren, do you wanna come hang out with the rest of the group? And she was like, I'm good in here. I'm like, you're literally here with Acid Man and you're by yourself. And he was trying to pet her. But Acid Man was complimenting me, so it felt really good.

He was like, you look so pretty. I was like, thank you. So it felt really good He was like you look so pretty I was like I need to touch your sweater. I love the pattern the pattern is speaking to me I go it spoke to me at Bergdorf to I don't know what to tell ya. He was being so funny He was like walking around with like a shawl Yeah, he looked like babushka. No he had this blanket on and I asked him if it was a scarf because I was like Oh, that's such a pretty scarf. It kind of matches your hat. Yeah, and he was like, it's a blanket. Yeah, I was like, okay, I'll fuck off No, he was he's a sweet boy though. And then someone else who was tripping on acid was doing snow angels in the oh and the snow and

This resort is like so beautiful. We're at our friend This resort is like so beautiful. We're at our friend Lutz's home right now and she has like two houses ski in ski out so it's like nice to be like kind of removed from Society, but we're so like we should okay Let's talk about how we help our trip getting here last year and that will like clarify how remote this place is Yeah, so getting here last year We made the bad decision of coming here when it was like a full ass snowstorm. And Lutz told us, she's like,

you should stay in Reno and just like get a hotel. And we were like, no, we need to get there now. We landed at midnight, had to get a car, drove and we were stuck behind like a snow plow. So a drive that was supposed to take probably 45 minutes ended up taking like four and a half hours. We get to the fucking resort at 3 a.m. We have no idea where we're going. We've never been here before and the cat lady the the snowmobile

Let's clarify what a cat lady is for those who don't know. The woman who drives the cat The only way to get to this house like is on a cat All right People don't know it's like a big snowmobile that like carries your luggage because it's you have to like go up the mountain to the fucking house. Anyways, the cat lady's not replying to us. We're being ghosted and like at this point it's just like me, Lauren and Lauren's boyfriend Jordan and we've just like slept to defeat. We were like about to like we reclined the chairs and we were about to fall asleep in the car. Me and Halle tried to like walk. Yeah.

And there's, it's just, no. It's like a- It dumped like 10 inches in like the three hours that we drove. There was an avalanche warning. Yeah, there was an avalanche. There was three dead. R.A.P.

But anyways, we got here, wait, what were we talking about? Like getting here. So did the cat lady come and pick you up or did she come and pick you up? Yeah, she was passed. So what happened was Lutz was coming in a few hours after us and she was asleep.

We had to wake her ass up. She got up, figured out how to get us a cat and we finally made it to house. We were up for over 24 hours straight. It was amazing. But it's still, even, I mean, this year was a lot easier to get to, but it's still, it's a full it

Takes a full day. Mm-hmm full day to get here It's a long travel day. Yeah, but it's worth it. It's beautiful. It's so pretty There's some phenomenon about being in the mountains that just makes you so incredibly horny This is one of my talking points What? This is one of my talking points. Cut that out. Do you not remember our conversation? I thought you're not horny.

I feel like, yeah, I thought you said the altitude takes away your horniness. Yeah, but it's been a couple days and I think it's back. Okay. Tell me, tell me what you're feeling. You've acclimated to the... What I'm feeling. Well, the hard part is there's nothing you can do about it here. Is it tingling? No it's not tingling but there's nothing you can do about it here

because like it's all children. There might be one guy for you though. It's all kids here where's the dick? The kids, not the kid. The man that I thought Grady was gonna hook up with met up with a random guy in Hinge. He climbed up the mountain. He was at the lodge yesterday. I didn't realize that. And that was his friend. Days have it so easy. Like imagine if I could just match with someone

and they could just climb up the mountain to come find me. Yeah, respect them. I don't think he like- No, that's like dedication to the craft. So he just found a man where in Tahoe on the apps? He probably went on Grindr or Tinder or something and just matched them and he said, I'm on my way. He probably went on Grindr or Tinder or something and just matched them and he said, I'm on my way.

They were acting like they were like, they'd known each other forever. I know. Did you pick that up too? Yeah, maybe they're soulmates. Could be. They're not soulmates. I hope for him.

I think he got raw dogged. Could have been you, Graydon. There was a really hot man yesterday at the lodge. Oh yeah, oh my god, he's such my type too. He looks like the older version of the cross player I used to have. Yep. Have what? Anal?

Yeah. And all? No, it's like- You were doing an all with him? We played poker together quite often. Naked. Yeah, we yeah naked No, he was the craziest sex I've ever had in my whole entire life into this day. I will die on that hill I've told you about this man this hill right out the window What?

Time what hell bitch I know but what are you referring to? What hell the poker the anal? the lacrosse player the cat lady He was the best sex I've ever had my life the guy you met here and took a 45 minute uber to know He was mid as fuck. Okay. Yeah, so who are you talking about? Yeah, that's a good story from last year. This band, like Lake Tahoe is a massive fucking lake.

Like there's a bunch of mountains that surround this lake. I had no idea. I thought it was just like one location and everyone would be on one mountain. Now this band was like, come to me. There was no thought in his mind that he would come to me. I had to go to him. And I didn't question it for a minute. I said okay I'm on. You were like pacing for a while. I was scared to tell Lutz

that I was leaving because I thought she would be mad at me and scold me. Also he had hooked up with another girl in the house. So I was like oh yeah bye guys. Like a whole group of girls and I was like where did you tell them you were going? For a dick appointment. Oh, you just didn't specify. Everyone was super excited for me, which I appreciated. Cause I like, I was going through a massive dry spell this time last year.

I feel like everyone thinks like a dick down like every day because the way I talk. But when you do get dick down- It counts. You get dick down. You make that shit count. And that's all I'm period. And that's all I'm period. It accounts You make that shit count And that's all I'm here

Didn't he like also like at some point he was like I'm not trying to date and you were like wait what? Yeah, he looked at me. He's like wait. I'm really not trying to date two months later. He has a girlfriend I was like, oh you're like what gave you that impression. I Like I don't know probably because I fucking Took every mode of transportation to get to him in the middle of a snowstorm that killed three people Yeah, that probably that probably gave him some sort of inkling that I liked him I did like a mad crush but like it wasn't like you had like a you had a crush cuz you just hadn't had What do I say? Oh long? What do I say about dumb men? They're dumb. I don't like them Oh, there's no longevity to dumb men. They're dumb. I don't like them.

There's no longevity to dumb men. They can be pretty right now, but if they're dumb, I think he was really dumb. I'm not sitting with that at 85, if I make it that far. Like I can't converse with a dumb man. No. It's a net. What if they have like a lot of money?

That's what I thought. The silence was deafening. Anyways, what do you guys think about the TikTok ban? I thought this was gonna be a day of warning, but the TikTok ban, we're back, lasted as long as my slumber. Like I went to sleep and I woke up and it was like not banned again.

Everyone was freaking out on the internet, having funerals and memorial services for themselves Montages of all their errors on tik tok and i'm like we are the most dramatic generation Yeah, ever because relax. I know gradin was about to make one too If gradin wasn't here with us, he would have made one. I love on tik tok to like post like an emotional like sappy video Like oh I love that like once every two quarters. I love on TikTok to post an emotional, sappy video. Oh, I love that. Like once every two quarters, I would say. A little milestone. When you hit a milestone.

Yeah. A little, but the TikTok thing, I wasn't gonna cry over. Why? Because I knew it was gonna come back. I knew this shit was gonna happen. CEO Chu, I'm hopefully not mispronouncing your name. I love you.

I love him. He's hot, I was stuck him sideways for free Yeah, he could put his hands on me and clap like I don't care because I love to talk Call me I Really think he's a nice man. No, he's so cute. I think you genuine he fights for us more than our own government Oh, wait, is he not from he's not from here? No, he's Singaporean China. Oh? He's Singaporean. China. He's Singaporean. Okay, but he lives in China, no? I don't know his address.

And also when I went on Instagram, I didn't post on Instagram in like two months, which is bad on my part, but I felt like I had just transferred schools. I just went to like a new school, didn't know anyone in my class. And I was like, hi, how is everyone? How is everyone doing?

But people were so quick to just be like goodbye and good friends. It was really sad. I was like, have a spine, come on. It could have been fun for a little bit. No, nobody had like positive self-talk. It was all like self-destruction. Like everybody was just like TikTok's going away,

like whatever. It felt like the world was ending. My point of view was like it's not a goodbye it's a see you later. Yeah. Because I feel like I really use critical thinking and like some brain cells. Yeah. You know. We're good our jobs are saved we were like drinking last night like we just lost our jobs and like we were unemployed and then we're like oh no and then we got re-employed this morning and then we're drinking again to celebrate that. It was a great thing. Let's talk about the dark months of January, February,

March, April, May. Okay. May's wet and gross. No, May is. Dark months in like mood or dark months in like- Depression. No, like the last light in the sky, right? I just feel like in New York, especially you're living in like a cubicle small apartment. I mean kind of but

I'm living in a cubicle small apartment, but you know what I mean though. You're still like constricted. It's dark out You don't't wanna go outside. It's really cold this year too. Just lonely. I never long for a man and I feel like during these months, I'm the horniest and most depressed. Yeah. Don't you feel like that?

You just want a warm body on top of you. Why don't you come over and hang out with me? Bitch, what? You don't have a dick. You don't have a dick. Oh, well no, but I mean, we can cuddle on the couch. The worst combination. I need a throbbing penis on my leg. I would say the worst combination probably

you could ever experience is seasonal depression and being horny. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Cause those two don't get along. No, they don't, you're right. And I feel like super desperate too at these times cause like I'll literally fuck anyone I feel like right now. I would fuck anyone.

I would fuck Raiden. Oh, okay. Okay. No. Huh? I was like, no. My touch just fell off. It just feels like, it feels like very like,

you feel very reflective during these months. It's like a lot of time to be like, oh wow, I am super just like by myself, it's dark outside. No one, if I choked on my dinner Uber Eats right now, I don't think anyone would find me for like four days because I'm alone. Or honestly, people probably like, I wouldn't be posting on TikTok.

I actually don't. There's like a point of time where I know that I'm not, like you like kind kind of go quiet. And it's like Christmas into January, February. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like Christmas to New Year's and then New Year's to like, you're recovering from New Year's.

But too busy. It's harder because I have to go to the office. Ah, the office. Yeah, so I have to leave my apartment. Yeah, I have camaraderie if you want to call it that. You have the office. The office. Yeah, so I have like, I have to leave my apartment. Yeah. I have camaraderie if you want to call it that. You have a routine. Yeah, I feel like when,

cause like with you guys, like, We don't. Your work is like in your apartment. Yeah. I should probably film outside more. But anyways, I will fix that soon. I'm going to LA and I have a couple of dick appointments there.

I literally put that thought into your head and then immediately you're like, yeah, I'm booked. You have more than one? Well, I have some lingering ones, some tentative ones and one definite. Wait, what? I don't tell you guys things. You don't tell us anything.

Like Lauren, I'll like mention a guy that I've hooked up to Lauren. She'll be like, I have no idea who you're talking about. I'll be like, I have feelings for him. She'll be like, I have no idea who you're talking about. Like one, where did they come from? Two, who are they? Where'd you meet them? Have like I've always have so many questions I meet a lot of them on line

Wait, so who is the definite? I'm not saying on here. I Don't jinx it. Okay. Will you tell us after yeah, I mean this episode Is probably gonna air after I got dicked out, that's for sure, we'll see. Wait, can I say something? I know we're in like beautiful Tahoe and like ski, this is like prime ski location. So blessed, I don't wanna ski today. Really?

Mm-hmm, I'm drunk and I like it. I had one drink yesterday and I went down the mountain and I ate shit and now I think I like tore my knee. Wait, I'm so happy. You're ACL? I think so and I'm keeping it to myself. I'm so happy you said that. I think it's torn. You don't want to? I just want to get chilly after this. No guys. Oh my god. We can ski tomorrow. Are you leaving tomorrow? No but like one run. You're about to witness a fight on camera. Okay fine well I'll just go alone. You could go alone. You said that with such confidence.

You said that with your chest. Yeah. Okay, fine. I will go. 19 girls here. I know. I will go alone. That's fine. Honestly, that way, I'm so slow anyway. Okay. We guys have a question. I want your take on this.

Have you seen that thing on TikTok about Bonnie, that girl Bonnie Blue, a thousand guys in one day? No. No. I think we have different for you pages. TikTok. We have to see this. She fucked a thousand times in a day. Fucked a thousand guys in one day to break the world record.

Of course, this is all over my for you page, not on your guys's. This girl makes me feel better about myself though. It's like a meet and greet for her pussy. I don't like that they're all in ski masks. Well, it needs to be criteria. And who's worse, the girl that's actually letting the men plow her or the men that are fucking showing up

to this communal pussy. The men showing up. I don't know what's worse. Is it legal? She got kicked out of Australia. For doing this? The country? Yeah.

Where does she live now, the US? She come here. She come here. She actually lives in my building now. Yeah. I'm sure Canada took her in. Canada would take her in. I love Canada.

I love Canada too. Oh Canada. I really wanted to get your opinion on that, but whatever, you guys don't know about her. On that? I mean, I can resonate with the ski masks. That thing's painful. Yeah.

When I talked about ski masks, like I'm not kidding, like I think my whole entire town texted me. Really? Who is ski mask? And I had mothers texting me. Did you tell them? Yeah. Did you tell them?

No, I think mothers thought I was sucking off their son which oh they were worried that was theirs which he was someone someone's son did that mother text you by any chance no did anyone get it right no did anyone guess incorrect Lee who are you talking to right now? So the hippie I sucked off, Thanksgiving Eve, told me he's straight now. So that's out the window. He also texted me when that episode came out and he said thank you so much for saying that. Like being genuine. Well, you don't say anything bad ever.

And then he asked to come on and I was like, sit the fuck down, Stanerling. Well he should come on and put like a ski mask on. Well, he's not ski mask. That's what I know. But like he should put a ski mask on or does he, he just wants to be on. Yeah. He's not coming on.

And then, I mean, we could have ski mask on and like have him keep the ski mask on. Like one of those like drug documentaries and like change their voice, you know? Like blur out his face. But he's dumb as rock. So I don't think we would get much out of him. Yeah. Do you know my body count?

Yeah, I do. What do you think the average body count is, you think? For a 20, for a 30 year old. The average? 10 to 15? I'm not going to lie, 10 to 15. That was like my freshman year. It says like six to eight. That's not right, bitch.

These people need to get out more. Whose data is this? I think I think average nowadays with like our generation and like going to college and everything, I think it's like 10 to 15. Overall? 10. 10 is insane. Yeah.

Like live a little. 10 is fucking insane. Mine's under 10. Well you don't have sex. You're gay, that's different. You don't have sex. I know, I'm like so holy. But why don't you have sex, Grayden?

I'm just like really picky, and Boston is just a bunch of little fucking leprechauns. That's so true. I'm the tallest one, and- But you're always gonna be the tallest one. People message me and call me puppy. You don't like that? I'm not your fucking daddy, I'm not a puppy.

Yeah, I'm tall. My pockets could be daddy, yeah, but. No, I want somebody to take care of me. No, I'm tall. My pockets could be daddy, yeah, but no I want somebody to take care of me. No, I get that. So maybe I need to go after like Shaquille O'Neal or something. Oh my god. Did you see his ex-girlfriend Shaquille O'Neal's? She was like 5'1". Oh, or 11. I remember. Ouch. That thing was probably coming right... I don't understand those height difference. Like there's a few of those people that are massively tall. Like Hayden Pennantier, remember her? No.

She was married to like this like massive wrestler. I love her. Like same thing, he was like six something and she was like four foot 11. I pray for her cervix, but. Let's say a quick prayer for her cervix. Okay. Amen. Amen. player for cervix hmm okay amen amen

let's play a little drinking game yeah we're already kind of cross-eyed I feel like I know I'm not skiing today I can't no you can't walk I'm gonna so cozy over here you know don't get too comfortable okay all right let's play a little game. Just for shits and gigs, why not? I'm gonna ask you guys a question. If you don't want to answer it, you have to drink or Lauren and you can take a sip of water or whatever you do.

Which celebrity do you dislike for no reason? Mine is JoJo Siwa and I'll say that with my full fucking chest. I don't, I, and I'm not a big person that gives hate to people I don't know, but I just, I can't hop on board. I just don't get it. It feels like rage bait all the time. She makes me mad. Yeah.

Every time her video comes on, I like, it gives me anxiety. Yeah. Like she's screaming at me. I'm having the ultimate clutch today. Yeah, we have a clutch happening with you. Am I stroking out? I'll say mine. Is my face drooping?

No. No, it's not. Okay, Jojo Siwa, yeah, I appreciate her, although she's like really rich. No, yeah, she definitely has a fucking bag. Her wrapping her Teslas in her face. No, I just feel like she accepts the hate because she knows the bag is fat. So I respect that, but like, I just, I just feel like she accepts the heat because she knows the bag is fat. So I respect that.

But like I just I wish I mean I could always just block her. How about you guys? Any summer you dislike for no reason? Let me think. Oh, Blake Lively. Blake Lively. I used to love I feel like I don't believe her in this whole scandal for some reason. Like I don't know.

What about you? Isn't there receipts though proving that she was the villain? Yeah. Actually? I don't like both either of them to be honest. The other guy? I think they ruined the whole movie to be honest. I never watched the movie.

Same. But like there's something about her like if you watch her interviews like she's so rude. Yeah. It's like the humor wasn't landing. Yeah. I don't know if that's her sense of humor or if like she's just a bitch But this whole scandal with her is like throwing me off

From her even more. Yeah, she wasn't really liked on Gossip Girl She was sometimes villain and gossip. Yeah, like it depended on the season Yeah, whether she was liked or not the only movie I feel like I liked her in or like liked her was Sisterhood of the Traveling Panic. No, she gave me by panic in One movie was it the one where she was um, it's not a simple favor But that was a great movie as well But it was the one when she's the gun and she tries to kill the yeah They're like she's looking up like a drug lord. Yes. I remember that movie. She was like between the two guys Yeah, and I was like there was one scene. Yes in the bathtub. Yeah

What was that oh she was like between two best friends you can't relate you wanted to chow down oh I never like I only chow down once. Yeah, and it was for a man Yeah, you were just testing it out And it was for a man. Yeah, you were just testing it out. Well, who's yours, Gretin? My celebrity adult link. I'm gonna have to go with... You don't have to answer this.

Yeah, can I pass, please? You can drink. Yeah, just drink. What does your body count? I'd rather drink mine's under 10 What do you count as a body though like sex? I thought you don't have sex. I thought you just suck I used to have sex Why did you stop why do you stop? It's a great question

Do you not like it? I'm just picky That's fair. Yeah, I probably should be more picky. No, it's okay. He's like short circuiting. What's the secret you've kept from me? You go to sleep. I don't keep secrets.

I don't even keep secrets on the internet. I'm an oversharer. Everyone was doing that trend on TikTok that was like let me just give you one more piece of tea blah blah blah and they spill some fucking tea that they haven't shared with the internet. Everyone was doing that trend on TikTok that was like, and let me just give you one more piece of tea, blah, blah, blah, and they spill some fucking tea that they haven't shared with the internet. I wish I had that problem.

I overshare to like a fault. Yeah, there's like nothing to say. There's nothing to say. You're telling me. I mean, people do ask me like, confirm you've hooked up with this guy or this guy. I won't do that for their privacy, but I would. If I, I should do that for their privacy, but I would.

If I, I should do that. I should just start saying names. Just, hold on. Yeah. Let's start now. Next question. Graydon's like falling asleep on me right now. Ask me the question.

What's the most amount of time you've jerked off in one day? Do you even jerk off, Grayden? I can't picture it. I can't picture it either. You would love it. I'd probably call it a two. Yeah.

Would you ever jerk off here? Sometimes I spend the whole afternoon just me and my vibrator. I remember Halle, we were like at dinner once and she was like, yeah, like, you know, I woke up and I used my vibrator. I remember Halle, we were like at dinner once and she was like, yeah, like, you know, I woke up and I used my vibrator and then I went to bed and I used my vibrator and she was like, you don't use your vibrator twice a day.

That's how I wake up and go to bed. She like walks to dinner, like sore, like a limp. She's like, it's been a long day. This brand recently sent me 19 million different modes of vibrators I've tested a few of them. Yeah, but your favorite ones over the whip was insane Whipping myself in bad Why don't you do like a VOTD? Vibrator of the day.

And go through all 19. Like I've talked about this before, but like I like to get to point A to point B very quickly. I don't need to like go on like the scenic route with anything. Sometimes if they have too many like buttons and gadgets, it works against you. You know what I mean?

No. Actually, yes. Like I have like one speed and that's it like I don't know the other ones. Sometimes if something is too complex it just starts working against you I stick to the egg and that's basically it. Oh. Ha ha. Great, great sleep. I'm just like leaving him there and just chat. I'm so sleepy. Graydon will still be here, but he's falling asleep. Love you.

Goodbye, Kyle. This is not the time to sleep, we're working. All right, I guess we're going to continue. We're going to continue without Graydon. We've lost a soldier. The fact that Graydon's sleeping right now is sending me into orbit. He's like so peaceful. Maybe he likes the sound of our voice.

Okay, let's continue talking. What have we discussed in a long time? We talked so much every day. Not really. Yes, we do. No, we don't. I don't know, we talk so much every day. Not really. Yes we do. No we don't, I don't talk to anyone every day. I'm the worst text-er. Yeah, but I almost see you, I almost see you every day.

I am like the worst text-er ever. I only text if I'm making plans, if we're going to dinner, or if it's circling around some sort of dick appointment. But other than that- You don't like gossip with me over text. Yeah, no. But I also see you almost like every day, so it's like. Yeah, but like over the holidays you think I go dark

because I don't see you every day. Yeah, it's true. But just because I'm not texting. I don't text, I hate texting. I actually do hate, as I get older I fucking hate texting. I'm like, just call me. He's so real for that. We're here with someone that was telling us that she was in this long relationship.

She's one of the girls in the house and she wants to remain anonymous So we're gonna respect that but this story is like too good not to fucking spill So she was saying she was going through this dry spell with her boyfriend and they weren't having sex and she was like What the fuck is going on? Is it me? Do not love me anymore, you know all the basic questions you ask when you're in a dry spell with your partner and or all the basic questions you ask when you're in a dry spell with your partner. And so she was like, what can I do to spice things up? And apparently this man, he had a kink for Thanksgiving meal. Thanksgiving meal.

So she was like, okay, so they would be having sex in the foreplay, he would have her describe her Thanksgiving plate from like apps Yeah, every for apps to dessert He'd be like, okay And then you put the bread roll on the plate and then the corn pudding And then he would get fucking hard and fucker how insane is that story? The way that she told this too was like the funniest shit I've ever heard.

Like she would have to go into explicit details to get this man riled up. Yeah, about the corn pudding. And the peas. And the pea, oh and don't forget the peas. The order of the meal was super important. Yep. Like couldn't go like, couldn't talk about dessert.

The dessert was like the final like finish. That was like the bang. Okay, so once like they got talking about dessert. The dessert was like the final like finish. That was like the bang. Okay, so once like they got talking about dessert, he was coming all over her face. That's how it went. She was like, she did it a few times. She said she did it for a while. Yeah, that's the only way he could fuck her.

And God forbid it was actual Thanksgiving day. Imagine this man like during actual Thanksgiving meal, like with his family around the table, absolutely whatever gets you going but I'm done food doesn't make me horny like that like why is it why would corn pudding make him horny I don't know I think he has like weird mommy issues that seems like a mommy issue issue Thanksgiving how does that correlate to mommy issues like your mom's cooking the meal what if it was his mama there's some kind of issue there yeah I mean that's definitely a blockage but I don't I haven't heard of that kind of kink in a while I mean and I've met some guys with some

questionable kinks honestly though like props to her for partaking in it I like fucking do it you would do it if he in it. I would fucking do it. You would do it? If he was hot enough, I would talk about the fucking cranberry sauce all over that dick. If I was thirsty enough, I would talk about Thanksgiving. I would talk about World War III if he was hot enough. Serious liquid courage for that. I need liquid courage for basically anything I do with a man. I feel like we're with a really good group of girls that are fucking hysterical out of their minds yeah they they make me blush yesterday

we were talking about like a third removed cousin yeah like what they were like what you would fuck your second cousin right and I was like what like you'd fuck them right it wasn't even like a question, it was like a... It was like a, and everyone was like in agreeance. Yeah, everyone was like, yeah. Yeah, second cousin, hot, I would do it. And I was like, what? That is fucking diabolical.

That was so funny. Yeah. Raiden came in with like, what did he say? He had like a third cousin by marriage. He was like, yeah. I mean, it does. Like a step brother. People watch that kind of porn.

Step brother porn. Yeah, well, what's her name? Or like the fucking my step mom and like. The Salt Lake City woman, isn't she like married to her like. Oh, married. Grandma's. Yeah, husband. I don't know, I feel like it's kind of different.

I don't know what's weirder. In Salt Lake, I don't know what's going on. I mean, that is kind of odd, but I know. We listen and we don't know. I feel like it's kind of different. I don't know what's weird or insult lake. I don't know what's going on I mean that is kind of odd, but I know we listen and we don't judge These girls are so fucking funny like I mean, what's the weirdest kink you've ever come across? I'll tell you mine. What's yours? Well, I asked you first You have normal sex kink. I don't know. Actually the weirdest kink was probably enter me. Wait, true, like me being a cuck. Wait, you're a cuck, wait Lauren's a cuck. That's the weirdest kink.

You are a cuck. I am a cuck. That is the crease, you get off, you get off to that. No, I'm just like, it validates my decision in him. Like I remember we were out. It validates her decision in him, spoken like a true Leo. We were literally, we were out at a bar.

I remember this. We were at a club and me and you were like, on the other side of Jordan and Jordan's like over there flirting with some girls and you're like, Fish, like, are you gonna do something? I was like, no. You like went up to them for me. She's like salivating at the mouth.

She's like, no. No, I'm just like, okay, so like, I'm not the only one that thinks he's cute, sweet. That takes a lot of confidence that I don't know if I have. Like if I have a boyfriend and someone else, another girl's like hitting on him, she know. But like, when you meet Jordan, you get it.

Cause he's just so so he's so sweet and he like He thinks that like I am Everything so like I'm not worried, you know, that's true. I guess like if it was a different guy You might be just be in the healthiest relationship ever Could be you guys are just happy and content. Yeah, no, I get that Okay, so my kink, we know. What's your weirdest kink you've come across? Have I told this story in the pod yet?

Which one? The baby voice? No, I don't think so. I feel like I did tell this story though. What about fucking LaCrosse man putting like a wine stopper in your ass? That was a weird. That's a weird kink.

I didn't even think that was weird. I thought that was noble. I liked that. That was a weird time. It was weird kink. I didn't even think that was weird. I thought that was noble. I liked that. That was a weird time. It was the pandemic and I would have put anything in my ass at that point. This man was so fucking hot. I mean like, nothing.

He was testing me at that point though. Cause I would say yes to everything in bed and whatever, videos, pictures, whatever he wanted me to send, props being involved, et cetera, I would send this man whatever he asked for, to the point where he started just toying with me. I think if he asked me to put a mason jar in my pussy,

I would have tried every angle to get it in there. But he asked me to put a wine stopper in my ass and then like send my video of me on like all fours Said next question I sent that shit I sent that so quickly Sent what you do with the wine server. I put it back. We probably used it at some point Yeah, we were living together at this point. We're in Miami Back. Oh man, that was a dark era We probably used it at some point. Yeah, we were living together at this point. We were in Miami. Like back. Oh man, that was a dark era. Miami was fun.

Remember, we were like out one time and I was like hallucinating and I remember that. Oh yeah, cause Lauren took two massive. Yeah, this is actually a really, this is a fun story. This is actually a great story. So we were in Miami. We were in Miami. We were at Club Space. Yeah, it was like fucking 5 p.m. So we were in Miami. We were at Club Space.

Yeah, it was like fucking 5 PM. We were there so early. Everyone around me is like coupled up. I'm the only single one because Jordan was still. Was I coupled up? Yeah. Not coupled up, but you were making out with a guy. A guy from Norway was fingering me on the stage,

but I was rolling absolute sack. Everything felt so good. Yeah. Everyone took these, I don't know, alien ecstasy things. It was like mega ecstasy. And Lauren didn't feel it within the first five minutes, so she took another one.

No, it was a solid hour, but maybe also, time is different inside space. But I took a second one, and let me tell you, it was like, I think 30 minutes passed, like everything just went black. And I don't know how I made it. But I somehow ran to the bathroom. There's a massive line of girls. I run past every single girl yeah, somehow make it into a stall, start like booting my

face. And then I start realizing I thought I took over someone's stall. Like, I thought I'd like kick the girl. And then I start realizing I thought I took over someone's stall I thought I kicked the girl out and so I started apologizing to like thin air. Yeah, like being like I'm so sorry I'm sorry. Like I'm sorry. I felt so sick and someone like then walked in and was like you're okay Yeah, they're like no one's in here with you and I was like, oh my god. No club space is crazy that same night I went back with that guy from answer. He had me on stage and he was finger blasting me into like fucking orbit. I like in front of like groups of people and I could see them watching me.

I was wearing a dress and he was, I was sitting on stage and he was just like fingering me on the stage. And I just like didn't give a care. Cause like when you're on ecstasy, all your nerve endings are like extra exposed. So like even like the simple like touch of like something against your thigh It feels like an orgasm. I'm not even kidding. I had a sex tape that I remember. Yes, I do I also remember being at the club and being like

Making out around me. So you like made out with me. He was so hot though. It's like a thank you Or like oh, yeah, we make out all the time. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, you know I'm making you don't want to make me feel left out. Then we post-gamed. It was like midnight. We went back to their Norwegian apartment complex. My friend was hooking up with his best friend slash roommate. Well, the worst part about that was that we didn't finish this part. After we were leaving space, I decided that I wanted to buy a full sweatsuit. So I bought a hat, a sweatshirt and sweatpants

and put it all on. No, we were all decked out in space merch. Yeah, and then ended up at a You Miami post game, but were you at a different post game? No, I just went to go fuck right after that. Like, I literally, my jaw was like, my jaw was in fucking brickel and we were in South Beach. My jaw was so detached from my body,

from the ecstasy. I didn't know that caused that. No, I honestly haven't done it since. I've been so, I was so mortified thinking about myself sitting in a full space getup. Yeah, the beanie really was like the cherry on top. Wait, and I had like snake skin, red boots on, and then I had a space tie-dye hoodie and a space tie-dye hat. We just like didn't give a fuck.

Because we were also a random charcuterie board. Like remember the charcuterie board? No, we had like a random charcuterie board at space. I was probably that's probably when everything went black. No, yeah. I mean, I had a great time. He is quite the drug. I mean, it's one of my favorites to be honest But you're not supposed to have sex on II stay in school

You're not so sexy because it's just so bliss. It's just like pure I think people get addicted to that part of it. Don't they mean I would I get it But we I remember watching the sex tape the next day. It was the most unattractive thing because my jaw was just displaced. Oh, it's so fucking funny. All right, should we wrap this up? Yeah, I feel like, so everyone's like, filtering through the house right now. So we're gonna wrap this up.

I feel like everyone's coming back from their little ski trip. Yeah, but anyways, we had a great time here. Lauren, did you have a great time? I feel like Grayden definitely had a great time. Yeah. Yeah. He's been a pass up.

The fact that he just fell asleep and sent me into orbit. He needs a nap more than... He just woke up. I know. We just woke up to do simple tasks. But anyways, I love you all. Hope everyone has a great week. And thank you for tuning in.

We're gonna go hit the slopes. And we're gonna hit the slopes. See you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.