Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - I went through his ChatGPT history... *AITA & solo catch-up!*

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Here to weather the storm - of the New York blizzard and your AITA submissions - Hallie is BACK BABY! 🤸‍♀️ Hallie recaps the week from an Apres Ski themed party to how day drinking is just not for her... Then Hallie gets into your submissions of Am I The A**hole - putting your exes toothbrush in the toilet, going through a man's ChatGPT history, wanting to live the single life again, and more! Then Hallie plays a playful game of 'ick or not' reviewing a BUNCH of icks... were they icky? Besos babe! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wait, let me read that again. Sorry, I'm all caught off guard. It's so cold in here. I broke up with a situation ship because he wouldn't let me see his nipples. I rather love the same. What up you, little freak? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation.

Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Hello, welcome back to Extra Dirty. it's me alone again and it's fucking brick cold in this studio today so excuse me if you see my breath consolidate icicles

but let's just get into it I let me get cozy first guys I'm in quite the mood today I don't know if it has to do with like the weather like the snow situation outside like it was like everyone was acting like it was the apocalypse or some shit

like we were able to get hit with like our first side of snow ever that anyone in New York has ever seen ever. And I will say New York amongst other things does not know how to handle snow very well. Because it's pretty like when it falls down and it's cute and everyone's like literally skiing and doing crazy shit in the snow.

Which by the way, I would never partake in. I don't know if that makes me like a Debbie Downer, but like I don't want to do like it's cold out and I don't want to be wet in the snow rolling around like a chihuahua. Like what is this? I don't understand like how people like enjoy that. Like, I was seeing people, like, running and tackling each other in the snow, literally skiing in Central Park, attaching themselves to back of cars, like, and, like, being dragged down the

street, like, on skis. And I was, like, sounds like a lot of work. I think snow days are best for, like, staying inside, maybe, like, calling a situation ship and, like, hungering down. You can't really order food in a snowstorm Uber Eats was, and also, that's kind of mean. I think people that, like, order food in like a snowstorm are kind of like bad people low key like they're kind of like evil ass bids because they have to like literally put on their snow boots like cross country ski boots to get you your soup dumplings and that's f***ed up shit right there i had a weird weekend it was a weekend of like i had a i had a slumber party with one guy this weekend but we didn't touch each other which is fine, I guess.

You know what, actually, moment of silence for that. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, I guess. Anyways, I'm not going to really get into that much, but it's fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm okay. I will live to see another day. Maybe he wants to get a know me in my personality, which I'm not used to.

But like, what? I don't know. intriguing to me. So, you know, maybe, I don't know. I don't want to, like, speak too much on that, honestly. But I'll start at the beginning of the week Thursday, before the snowfall. Let me set the scene. We went to, what did we do Thursday? Let me look at my schedule. The only way I have memories is looking through my camera all. Oh, Thursday, I went out with one of my guy friends. We went to dinner, and then we went to a bar, and then we went to this, like, appra ski party, because everyone, was like really really holding about this snowstorm. So he went to the Aprake ski party. It was really, really fun. It was at this bar called 82 Stanton. If you know, you know. And I don't typically go to bars much, but like I had fun there. Like they were controlling ox. One of our guy friends

was hosting the party. And I feel like if you have one of your friends on ox, it like changes the whole vibe. I don't like when like the bar has control of ox. You know, it's nice to have some say and like what music is going to get played. So that was a long night. That was a 4 a.m. er, but I still feel like I was pretty well behaved. The next day was like a 6 a.m.er and we were just like bouncing around from like place to place Friday night. And then I woke up Saturday morning. Snow had fallen and it hit the ground and everyone was in like a really chipper mood like wanted to go get brunch. And you guys know how I feel about brunch. I can't do brunch. I don't get along with brunch. We have a love-hate relationship.

because I have really no limits when it comes to my alcohol intake during the day. And, you know, day drinking is just something I'm not good at. There's way more hours in the day than there are at night. Also, like, once you have your third cocktail during the day and it's still lighted out, like, people can see your eyes going. Like, they can see when it crosses. And also, I want to make it into the night. So part of me was just like, maybe if I just keep going, I'll be fine, but no, I didn't make it out Saturday night.

And I fired off a lot of texts that were an invisible ink, which means nothing good for anyone. And they will remain invisible ink. Like, if I'm shooting out invisible ink texts, you know, they could only mean a few things, but probably bad. I was probably saying some really inappropriate things. That's my only thought. So I think we're not gonna, we're not gonna, I'm gonna just bury that into my memory. But anyways, I feel like I do have tips in astrology for anxiety. Limit your screen time, which I don't do.

You know, good vibrator is good for anxiety. Maybe like an edible is good for anxiety. Or Bloody Mary is good for anxiety. Also just like, you know, it can't be that bad. Like did you commit murder? Like, everyone, like, we'll live. Unless you, like, actually committed murder, then someone didn't live. But, like, we're going to be fine.

Like, as long as you didn't commit, like, a serious crime, I think you'll be okay. I think the issue with the anxiety is, like, you think everyone's mad at you, which is something I feel all the time. Even when I'm not drinking, obviously, people are mad at me. And they're probably not mad at you because they probably having anxiety, too, and they probably think you're mad at them. So I just like everyone has anxiety. And once you like realize that we're all in this together and we just have one more day to get through it and then it's Monday, I think then we'll be okay.

But, you know, just distract yourself. Put on a good movie. Put it on a rom-com. If you have a Xanax prescription, I would, you know, dive into that too. Not that I'm recommending drugs on here, but like if you're prescribed, those are. or for anxiety. What else? Oh, TikTok's been broken for like the past week.

I don't know if anyone's algorithms have been fucked up. I think it's more so for creators. TikTok's just been like broken and I don't know. The timing of that feels a little convenient, but it's just been all weird and shit, which is like, I don't know. Like I just, I almost made a LinkedIn. I'm not even going to lie.

Like I was like, do I have to make a link? Is my career done here? Like, what are we doing? What are we doing? It's just so non-consistent. It's like an unreliable toxic relationship at this point. TikTok. And it affects my mood. So my mood's been off because views have been down. And that's just honesty. It makes me irritable. The membership clubs, you feel like that's still what's happening? Like, that's still the scene. do I think everyone's just going to the membership clubs well yeah I think that's like a movement within itself but also like I'm seeing a lot of like people just going to hotels too like there's a there's a good vibe that's curated at like these nice hotels like the roxy I spent a lot of time at recently and just like nice hotels I have a good bar downstairs like if they allow you to sit I feel like that's a vibe but I just like don't like college bars like bar like bar and like there's a lot of football games.

And I know like that's like where you will find them in right now, especially with like the playoffs and bullshit like that. But they're not looking at me. They're looking at the TV. And I don't, then I get upset. Like, why am I here? Why did I even put a lick of makeup on? I could be wearing a SpongeBob costume in a college bar right now or whatever

while a game's on and no one would even look my way or blink twice. I could have my tits out bouncing up and down, although they don't bounce, they're pretty bold on. But like, I could have my tits out two feet away from a man's face. If there's a screen behind me playing a game, they will not notice the tit. Tits, plural. So, like, why even go? Like, what's the point?

So, yeah, do I think members clubs are... That's just, like, what I like to do, really. And if you have, like, the ability to do that, I would do that. But hotels are fun, too. And I don't mind a elevated bar, but I just don't like love the dive bar scene. And I also don't like crowded spaces that much. Even these membership clubs, I feel like they're letting too many people in. They get a little too congested.

Fucking fuck I talk. I'm getting so many texts that I like, I've had a bad, like recent, like the past weeks have been bad workwise for me. I've been having conflict with people. And when I have conflict, and I'm not talking about. Like, I'm like an influencer out of podcasting. And not only is just like TikTok and all that shit down. I'm just like I'm feeling un-not like uninspired in a way to create new.

And like maybe I'm just like seasonal depression. I don't feel funny, which makes me not want to post. And even when I force myself to post online, I just feel myself not being funny because I'm in a bad. mood and then it's hell for everyone i don't know that's just like kind of the mood i'm in i'm ready for like warmer weather i like don't know if i can do another new york winter because this one's been my toughest one i need to go the bahamas like i need to find a man that like has like at least a plane like i would take even a smaller yacht right now i don't know like i'm just I want to go to the Bahamas so bad and get tan.

I'm so pale. You can see through me. You could probably see my organs if you looked close enough. It's very upsetting. I've been getting spray tans like once a week, which does, I swear there's a cycle, like, there has to be some connection with dopamine and serotonin in there because every time after I get a spray tan,

I do feel a bit better and happier and nicer. And yeah, that's my spiel. I don't even know where we started or where we finished with that, but yeah. For this next segment, a segment we haven't done in a very long time, I thought we do am I the asshole. And I figure I'm feeling honest today. Let's just say that. This is one of my favorite segments. I like, we should do this one more.

I'm not going to lie. It's just always so funny because people always find a way to like one up in surprise. me. This beautiful woman says, I have never stayed with a guy for more than three months because they get bored. So I break up with them. Well, men do that to us and it's more like three weeks. So you're not an asshole at all. I feel like this is normal. Also like it's just giving ADHD, which is a mental thing. So just blame that. Blame the ADHD. But like sometimes if a guy, Like, if the guy's wrong and you're unimpressed after a few months, like, you gave it a try. You gave it a shot.

Move on to the next. Set him free. It's like going fishing. If it's not a good catch, you just let him back into the vast ocean. Okay, next. I broke up with a situation ship because he wouldn't let me see his nipples. Why did you want to see his nipples so bad? Wait, let me read that again.

Sorry, I'm all caught off guard. It's so cold in here. I broke up with a situation. because he wouldn't let me see his nipples. I rather love the same. I have questions. I, like, he didn't want to have sex with you. Like, what did he keep a shirt on while he had sex?

Like, did he have, like, really big nipples? Like, maybe he was self-conscious about how big his areola was. I'm not sure I have more questions on this one, but I think you made the right decision breaking up with him if he's being fucking weird about it. his nipples. Because what? I've never even heard about that. I think you're good here. Okay. Next, he asked me to stop by his friend's house and I drove all the way there. No directions asked. Wait. He asked me to stop by his friend's house. And I drove all the way there.

So are you saying you knew how to get there? Is that what you were saying? I see what you were doing. matter. But like, what did he, why is he send you on errands to his friend's house? He kind of set you up for success here, honestly. Are you the asshole? No. I mean, I have more questions about this, too. If a guy called me out on this and he was like, wait, how did you know where my friends lived? I would gaslight the fuck out of him and say, well, just to make sure you're safe at all to times. I zillowed every single one of your friends' homes. The most possible locations that you'd probably be at. So if I can't get in touch with you, which I usually can't because you're a bad fucking texture, I can go to their house and make sure you are safe. Okay? I'm just protecting you

and your safety. That's what I would do. That was good. I was thinking on my toes there. Okay. Made my ex sleep on the couch because he had hiccups and it was annoying me. Yeah. I would just burp them, honestly, if this was the case. I feel like this isn't that bad. I feel like people do this with their, like, significant other, if they're, like, even snoring. I've never really had to deal with this, but I feel like I would do the same.

This is why I think, like, if you are in a relationship, you should have a two-bed. Like, I don't are in a two-bath because men are fucking nasty. Okay, they're fucking nasty. But yeah, also, like, I like to sleep with the TV on. So, like, maybe I'm the one with the noise is. Or what if I have a weird dream about his dad and I'm calling out his name? Like, there's things that could happen that are out of my control when we're sleeping.

Where a guest bedroom will be handy. But I guess the couch will do. I don't think this is that bad though. I don't think you're an asshole in this situation. Okay, next, my ex couldn't make me finish, so I told him to get off me and made him watch me do it myself. I do this. I've talked about this all the time. I do this all the time, actually. It's actually one of my favorite party tricks. It's a power move. It's establishing. It's asserting your dominance in a way that like kind of emasculates them. And men need to be

humbled, all of them. Men like they love their ego stroked. And you know what? I think we do too much of that as a society. So if he can't make you finish, make him sit there like a little helpless puppy and watch you do it yourself. Maybe he can learn something. That was kind of mean. Maybe I'm an asshole with that response. But you get what I'm saying.

Okay, next. I told my current situation ship that he took my virginity. I lost it a week before. I think this is like a white lie. I mean, I feel like my ex did this, but like the reverse. I think I took his virginity, but he told me that he, like, had hooked up with the girl before. This man had no fucking idea what the fuck he was doing. So I think it works both ways.

I mean, it's just like a little white lie. I don't think that, I mean, as long as you're safe and you don't give him, like, gonorrhea, I don't think you're the asshole in the situation. But, like, I've done way worse things than this little situation here. I mean, you're good, in my opinion. Next, I called my ex poor when we were. were breaking up and he actually is, but it's not his fault. Oh. I mean, I call everyone poor and I need to stop. Like, I don't even think everyone's poor. I just like, it's like a new stem of mine. I'm like,

you're poor, like, brokie. And like, I put it on my story the other day. And I was like, some brokey just spilled all over my friend's jacket. And I got so many replies the next day being like, wait, you just, like, what do you mean by this? I'm like, I meant literally nothing by this. I did not see his being statements. I have no idea what I was talking about. But I guess it's not nice to call someone broke. So, yes.

Are you the asshole in this situation? Yes. But, like, I've been an asshole in this situation as well. But maybe it'll light a fire under his ass to work harder. You know, you can look at the glass half full here. Maybe you're motivating him. Okay. called a man's penis cube because it was small. He was insecure. I mean, if a man has a small

dick, it's not cute. Like, what else do you call it? I get it. Like, what else do you call it? I just, I just wouldn't look at it in the eye. I would just kind of do one of these. Like, don't look at it in the eye. It's like bird box. Like, you don't look at it. You know that movie Birdbox? And then if you look it in the eye, you can't look at it. You know, that movie Birdbox? and then if you look it in the eye, you get fucking attacked by it. That's literally like giving head as like the movie bird box. If you look at the, if you look at the birds in the eye, you will get attacked by them and die. That's what men do with their dicks.

Sorry, that's a side note. But, I mean, are you the asshole? No, you call this penis cute, but they can't fix that. So, like, I try to avoid commenting on men's dick size. Because like what if they really I don't even want to go. I'm not about to body shame in on this on the show. But I'll shame them for everything else, but not their bodies. Anyways next.

Okay, my gay best friend and I liked the same guy. The guy was straight, so I still went for him. This happens with me a lot, low-key. Like, I'll go out with one of my gay best friends. I have so many of them. so you're not going to be able to guess which one. And they'll be like, this guy is so fucking hot. And it'll be a guy that might be like maybe gay,

but like maybe straight and like really hot and like kind of putting down signals that like were unsure of. But the guy's like, oh my God, I don't want to fuck him. Like if my best guy friend was like, oh, man, I don't want to fuck him so bad. But if the opportunity was given to me, like, he whips it out and length throws it in my face, like I would probably. hook up with the guy, but that would mean he's straight and not gay. I don't know. It gets difficult. There's like a lot of like buy men in New York too

So it gets really confusing like I don't know just have a threesome honestly and everyone wins I feel like that's the only solution to this Situation, but no, I think you're fine if you don't know his sexuality and it's questionable he's probably questionable like you know what I mean But if my gay best problem was like I really like this guy and he was she was like I have feelings like I really want this guy I wouldn't go for the guy then then you'd be the fucking asshole so maybe you are an asshole but like I have more questions about it you know okay I want to leave the guy that I'm with just because he's stupid as fuck honestly this is a reason to leave like the guy could be so hot and if he's dumb as fucking rocks like you have to be sitting on your front porch at 85 and he's not going to be super

hot anymore and he's going to have nothing to fucking talk about besides fucking rocks. Okay? And that dick won't work anymore, babe. So then you're going to be like, fuck. I'm stuck with a saggy ass 85 year old man that doesn't know two plus two. I feel really passionate about this. Like, don't go for stupid men. Same for men.

Don't go for stupid women. Like, it's just so underwhelming and like you want your mind to be stimulated as much as your clique. and that is just written in a book somewhere, I think. Okay. Got a guy, a cake with my face on it for his birthday, hooked up with his friend while he blew candle. So you blew his friend while he blew candle?

That's kind of iconic. But I would consider, yeah, probably. Wait, so you're saying you're with a guy, You got him a cake of you on his birthday. And while he was saying a long happy birthday to me, you were hooking up with his friend. I got to hang out with this girl. I mean, that is a lot going on at once.

I feel like this is Leo behavior. And I'm here for it. Yeah, you're probably an asshole in this situation, but we'll live to see another day. I think you're okay. I mean, no crimes were committed. I put my ex's toothbrush in the toilet and didn't say anything. I think we've all done this.

I honestly don't think this is an original experience. They've probably deserved it. Okay. And also, no, yeah, like they definitely deserved it. If you feel like you need to put a man's toothbrush in the toilet bowl, he did something wrong, he done fucked up, and I think this is a okay punishment. So I'm with you.

I stand by you. Okay, next I called my man, misogynistic pig for not letting me get Joe's pizza when I was blacked out. This is valid. Because honestly, you probably needed the pizza to black, to like, you know, black in, you know, a nice greasy ass pizza to get you back to planet Earth. Okay? So this is just rude. And honestly, it is giving misogynistic pig. And I stand with you. He sounds like the asshole in the situation. I caught my man asking Chad if it's bad to jerk off after we had sex and I confronted him about it. I don't understand why.

Yeah, I feel like because I just said that I do this sometimes right in front of them. Like no need to even ask chat. Like you have to watch me and sit there and feel bad. So I guess it could be a two-way street, but, you know, some things are just for the girls. And I feel like maybe this would fit in that kind of. I don't understand why. The question here for me that would bother me is like, why wouldn't you just want to have sex with me again? Like do you not want to have sex with him again?

Are you only good for one round? Maybe that's why he, at least he feels bad about it and had to ask chat about it, you know? But I feel like the solution to this problem would just be have more sex. So you don't have to jerk off. Yeah, like how did you confront him? Also, let's talk about why you were going through his chat GPT history. I think that could also be a conversation we have. But I don't know.

I think you're an asshole for confronting him. And I also don't think he's an asshole for asking. It seems like he feels bad about it. So he, like, asked, you know, chat GPT can be like a therapist sometimes. They do give really good advice. So maybe he felt bad and just needed like a second opinion. So there's that. I don't think anyone's an asshole in this situation, in my opinion.

But I tell my boyfriend I want to be the one chasing him, not always chasing me slash loving on me. Yeah. I feel like this does open up a conversation about like, you know, like the cat and mouse chase when it comes to relationships. You don't want always a guy to be like up your ass and you don't always to feel like you're having to chase for a guy's attention either. I think a good balance is important for it to be like fun and entertaining at all times. But I don't think you're an asshole at all. Like if he's like being really annoying and just like always all over you like and you need some space, like that's a real conversation to be had.

And if as long as you like, you know, relay that sentiment in a respectful, constructive way and not be like a dick about it and be like, get off my shit yo, then I think you're okay. but if you're like stop loving me you fucking weird freak then maybe you're the asshole but I feel like if you like have a normal nice conversation about it

then it's fine you're on the Claire laughing at my grandma's funeral oh fuck I mean everyone deals with them everyone mourns differently you know I don't know

I don't think some people laugh when they're sad you know everyone deals with pain differently So, like, I don't blame you, sis. Like, I'd probably do the same thing. Oh, grandma, I hope you're not watching this. I won't laugh at your funeral, I promise. But I don't think you're the asshole.

It happens sometimes. Okay, last one. Broke up with my boyfriend of four years just because I wanted to live the single life. I don't see a problem here. If you feel like you have to go through a breakup to, like, experience, like, you know, they always say, like, the grass is never greener. But like, how do you know that until you try? You know, you always want what you can't have.

It's just like a psychological game. But, you know, single people want to be in a relationship. People in a relationship want to be single. I feel like with the right person, you will be sure that the single life is not better. Because it typically, like, I don't know. I've become so used to being single, but it sounds like you're young. That's the kind of question that I feel like someone that would be coming out of college would ask me. Because four years, you probably dated all of college and you're entering the real world and you're a freshman in the real world, which is so much more fun than being a freshman in college or a freshman in high school, et cetera.

And I think you should experience life outside of school. It's a lot different. You know, the structure of it is a lot different in your 20s or for like learning about yourself in a lot more different ways. And relationships are work. And sometimes you just don't want that work and you don't need that work. And it's nice to be single and like seeing, you know, playing the field a little bit. I think everyone deserves to like see that. It's just like girlhood.

And then once you realize that it ain't shit and there's a lot of shitty men out there and situations are a headache, maybe you guys will find each other later in life. Or maybe you'll meet Prince Charming the Man of your dreams and forget this guy's name. Who's to say? But you'll never know until you try. I feel like that's a good one to end on, honestly. That was a powerful message. I felt that one from my chest.

Okay, that was fun. We're all assholes at the end of the day. I mean, let's be real. Okay, next segment, ache or not. So I'm going to read a line, and then I'm going to be like, would this give me the ick or would it not? Everything gives me the ick, so this,

I'm literally losing feelings in my fingers. Everything gives me the ick. So we'll see how this little, game goes. I'm reading some of these and I'm already like wanting to throw up my mouth. But okay, let's start. He leaves his Apple Watch on during sex. I mean, Apple Watches in general are an ick, but like if it was like a whoop, like I'd be like,

okay, let's get that hurried up. I don't think that, I mean, every guy is a whoop it feels like nowadays. I think that's okay. A Fitbit? No. Decline. He has live, laugh, love sign. he has a live laugh love sign what do you mean he's gay get that man outside of you where is it

in his living room like i'm confused by that one but yeah total ick and he's not straight okay he refers to his dick as his junk um it depends so often he was talking about his junk like I feel like it's not that big of an egg like boys are disgusting like that but like if he was talking about his junk like every other sentence I'd be like okay get your hand out of your pants he insists on keeping his socks on 24-7 I mean I don't think that's that big of a neck I honestly don't like men's toes at all so like he might be doing me a favor here. I don't know. I don't think that's horrible. I know some guys that keep their shoes on. I am not socks to bed. I need to feel the sheets between my toes. But like,

you know, it depends what kind of sock. Now that I'm thinking back to the men, the sock question about men, like, I used to date a guy that wore, like, no-show socks. And that's, that's an issue. But I think he also Like dick in his mouth a little bit So I don't know No show socks give me the ick I need like a man sock No show socks just give me like in general

Even on a woman honestly I think I think that they're kind of odd Okay he has a frame photo of himself And his ex-girlfriend's still visible on a shelf Because he says it's a good photo of me Murder Homicide Catch a case

Catch a case. Because what? Cut her out. I would not like, no. Imagine hooking up with this man and you're just staring at his ex? Oh my God, fucking. Or maybe I wouldn't, you know, be like a little power trip. I don't know.

But I'm fucking nuts. I don't know. He makes eye contact with himself in the mirror while he's hitting it from mine. My God, I know so many guys that do this. I honestly think it's kind of hot. It's kind of like American psycho. But like, I mean, I do have a mirror in my bedroom, literally set up for this exact situation. But usually it's so I can look at myself because I just want to make sure everything looks good.

But then the guy ends up looking at himself and then like none of us are looking at each other. And then it gets really confusing. So I had to remove the mirror from my bedroom. If you're going to have a mirror in your bedroom, it should be on the ceiling. And I stand by that. But no, I didn't actually. I would do this like all the time. And I was like, okay, give it a rest.

Give it a rest. He asks, who's your daddy? You know, like, I don't know. Some guys are into the whole daddy thing. Like, if a guy is, like, having sex with me, and we're having sex and we're doing the whole thing, and he wants me to call him daddy, like, I'll do it, like, once or twice.

But, like, every time we hook up, I'm not, like, calling you daddy, like, I think it's kind of, like, such a obvious, cliche kind of kink, where it's, like, not even that. I don't know how to explain it. It's like something you see in the movies and like some guys try to replicate it and it's like forcing yourself to be freaky

when it's like not, and it doesn't work for every guy because like if I'm hooking up with like Joe Schmo from down the block and he is like, you know, a vineyard vines vest on which I probably would never let him hit to begin with but like I'm not calling you fucking daddy, Conrad. Like, it's just not happening today.

Like, I'll call you Daddy if you're, like, 20 years older than me or, like, 15 years older than me. But, like, be so fucking real. You're, like, 24 years old. And you have a house on the Cape, babe. Like, no, you're not daddy. Okay. He uses three-in-one shampoo slash conditioner slash body wash. I mean, that doesn't give me.

Like, I feel like this is every man. They should evolve. But it's not a deal breaker for me. He comes fast. It doesn't even ick. I just kind of feel like, I mean, goodbye, probably. I probably wouldn't hook up with someone that comes fast every single time. It depends, like, what he does after he finishes fast?

Like, does he help you finish after? Is he just, like, I'm done? It, like, really depends on the afterness of him finishing. But if he's doing that every time, like, why? Like, act like you've been there before. But they can't help it sometimes. They get really excited. It would give me the ick, I think, maybe.

But it's kind of like a little embarrassing for them. So it's less ick, more just like pity. And that's what's worse. Getting an ick or pitying a man. I don't know. It's worse. I think they're up there kind of equal. Okay, next.

He drinks water out of a gallon of water. I don't think this would give me the ick. This shows that he like goes to the gym. He likes to hydrate. And I need him to be hydrated. and replenished to go rounds with me. So I feel like that's okay. And I feel like it's also a very normal man thing.

He gets a little too misty-eyed and sentimental immediately after sex. Like what? He cries? Yeah, I don't know about that one. I don't think I would know it. I don't think I'd be the right girl for her to handle that situation.

I think some girls maybe would be able to deal that a bit better than me. But if a guy cried every time he finished and started talking about what we were, I would be really freaked out by that. I don't think I would like that at all. And I probably wouldn't return any of his calls after that, unfortunately. He asked you to text me when you get home every single time.

No, I think this is a great thing. This is like a man being a gentleman. And he wants to make sure you're safe. He's protective. and I think that's a green flag. I think this is a green flag, actually. He has a very specific tuck into bed ritual when the blankets before...

You guys go to bed. Excuse me? What? Wait, let me read that again. He has a very specific tuck into bed ritual with the blankets before you guys go to sleep. Absolutely the fuck not. What are we doing here?

Like, he has a blankie, too? Like, I don't understand that. It's kind of giving serial killer. I don't like that. I don't know. What do you think about this? It's not the vibes, right? Yeah.

I don't like that at all. It's kind of giving me the ick. He remembers the exact outfit you wore on your first date three months ago. Wait, I think that's sweet. Oh, he's noticing. That's like when a guy, like, notices, like, your eye color. After, like, first meeting you, like, he notices things, like, the small. things. This means he really likes you. I don't think this is icky at all. He uses we language way too early.

Like, we should go to that wedding in October. It depends how hard and like how much you like this guy. I don't know. I don't know if this would give me the heck. Like, it's nice when a guy makes future plans, but like if you have just slept in my bed once and you're planning for like a wedding that's nine months away, like get a fucking life. I don't know. That's fucking weird in my opinion. And that would freak me out probably. But if you really like him, I don't know, I feel like this is like a situation by situation. I'm on the fence with that one. He tries to guide you through a meditation or breathing exercise when he senses you're stressed.

Yeah, babe. No, that's not going to work. I don't know. Oh, my God. I don't like guys that are super into yoga. or meditation. It kind of makes, it, like, reminds me of, like, green juice too much. And, like, earthy, like, puts, like, an earthy taste in my mouth.

It's just not my thing. Like, not a huge fan of coconut water. But to each their own, I feel like this would give me their, but, like, it would probably, like, give some girls boners. I don't know. Like, I feel like it depends on, like, what you value and, like, et cetera. But not me. Okay, he posts eight Instagram stories a day. Okay, so he's like either trying to be like aesthetic hype beast, blah, or he's an influencer.

You guys already know how I feel about that. He's Gemini. I like a Gemini, loki, because I like to, it's like dating two people at once. And you get to like, it's just like, who am I going to get today? It's like crazy. Like, I mean, I don't know. that might be a toxic trade of mine to be like really into a Gemini

but I feel like it would keep me on my toes and entertained at 24-7 right? Longevity? Not sure about it, but no, I think this would honestly turn me on a Gemini. Okay, he brings a physical gift, flowers, wine, a treat

every single time he comes over to your place. That's a green flag. That wouldn't give me the ick. But like, unless it was like a weird treat, like Swedish fish or something like that. I'd be like, babe, what the fuck are we doing at the candy aisle at CVS before you come over? Like, you're weirding me out.

And if the flowers are like kind of sketch, like you know, like those sketchy flowers that are like kind of fake, don't do that. It has to be like a nice bouquet. Like, it can't be too nice because like, why do you know flowers like that? I don't know. It could like depends on this.

But I think this is sweet. It's the intention that counts. Okay, he tries to fix every problem you complain about instead of just letting you vent. I don't think this would give me the ick. I think he would just annoy the fuck about, like, annoy the fuck out of me because I complain about literally everything. The wind, like, I'll complain about, like, I'll complain about everything. And you can't fix everything. Sometimes you just need, like, a sounding word to bitch.

Sometimes I just want to bitch my fucking lungs out. And that's okay, too. Okay, ladies and gays, that was a really fun episode. You guys know I love my solos. They just, honestly, it's just a place where I can vent and just be true to myself, be true to me, be silly goose. And I was like in a really silly move when I came and sat down here today. So I'm happy that I was able to get in front of the microphone. As always, I will see you next week.

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