Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Lingerie, Labubus & No Men Summer

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

There were no guard rails on the ski lift in Hallie’s dream last night… and honestly, that sets the tone. This week, Hallie discovers she’s potentially bipolar, declares her No Man Summer (no eye contact is preferred), and recaps how her tit popped out on a Miami jet ski while Alex got papped. Lauren’s dealing with blunt hits in New Canaan, Hallie's Foodfluencer anxiety, and prepping to bring lingerie back into her relationship. They cover everything from The Grippers' monthly behavioral ticks to caviar-and-vodka pairings, corporate jargon, Labubus craze being crazy, and their upcoming Mykonos trip predictions. The extra dirty homework this week: go suck someone off!! Love you. It's Extra Hungover! Follow @extradirty on socials to keep up with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming.

Aren't we always edging? Isn't life just one big edge? Yeah, you're just edging until the next... The final bang, which is death. Some more bad things. Jesus Christ. We're happy when I'm talking. Okay guys, I'm putting something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation.

Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I am extra hungover today. I'm here with Lauren. Yay! Papi mungaño. I'm here with Lauren. Yay Papi moon in y'all I go. Yeah Come on, let me back

Lauren I have to tell you about the dream I had last night. Tell me I have this reoccurring dream I want you to interpret for me. So I have this dream that I'm like an Aspen, which is why I wore the Aspen this morning. I have this dream, I'm in Aspen and I go into a ski lift, okay? And I'm not wearing any skis, but I'm wearing full gear. And none of the ski lifts have the protector bar and I'm always sliding off.

So I'm holding on for dear life until we get to where you get off. What are you holding on to? But I never luck up, like the seat. Like this? Like the seat of the chairlift. Okay. What do you think that means?

I think it sounds like you're anxious. Honestly, I didn't think I could dream last night. I was so fucked up at the edge. We edging. We edged last night, everybody. Our friend group collectively edged together for a solid hour. So you have nothing to say about my dream? Are you just going to overlook my dream? Well I'm not a dream interpreter. I thought you would have a lot to say about

my dream and I'm very disappointed that you couldn't interpret my dream well. I know a lot of things but like I love that you just thought I could interpret it. I thought that was significant enough where I wear a sweatshirt today that said Aspen. I think, you know what I think your dream means? I think your dream means that you miss Aspen and that we have to go back. I think it means that too. But I think I need to go back and return that fucking ugly fucking cape that I bought.

Or it's you have anxiety over the literal loof. What did you buy? A loofah? I bought a tampon. No, tampon. It I bought a tampon. No, a tampon. It's not a tampon, but it's like a look. No, it looks like a, you know those Q-tips?

It looks like a Q-tip. Yeah. It looks like a bunch of them sewn together. It looks like something you make in art class in the fifth grade. Honestly, that was probably a better financial decision than you were trying to make. You were trying to buy a $125 coat.

$125,000 coat. And I would have done it if I had the cash on me. Yeah. And that's on period. In the grand scheme of things, you probably made the better financial choice. What if I'm bipolar? I think you might be.

You have bipolar tendencies. I do. I get really manic, whether that's sexually or spending or a stay up all night. Oh my god. Wait, maybe two months ago, we went to like a pastis brunch. You know what I'm gonna talk about.

We pull up- Scariest thing when I don't know what you're gonna say. We pull up to this brunch, it's me, Hallie, Liv, Jordan. And Hallie literally like looks at Jordan, looks at me and just like, I see like the smile fade from her face and she's like, like, okay. And I go and I'm like, maybe we should shop around. She looks at me, she goes, that's the worst idea you've ever had in your entire life. I was like, oh my God.

Well, in my defense, we were waiting for a table at Pestis. We had a reservation for they were running like five minutes behind. So Lauren goes, let's go shopping while we wait. That makes literally no logistic sense ever. And I will die on that. Let me get to that. Let me get it. Let me get to the point. We get to the lunch table.

I don't know what it, like you were like really in a pissy mood. I was really hungry. A live ghost in the bathroom, I look at Hallie and I go, I was like, cut this out. She goes, do you want me to apologize? And I go, yes, I would. And she goes, okay, I'm sorry.

This is your interpretation of events. Liv comes back, Halle is in the perfect mood ever. Like it's like, as if you like got it out and then you were like, we were like holding hands. Like we were literally holding hands. were literally holding heads live was like what just happened you like need apologies like all the time Sometimes sometimes sometimes and I'm not good at delivering that or not So it was just funny the delivery of the apology. I was like yelling. I was yelling the apology I think I'm very sorry. Yeah, and Jordan was sitting there like this

I was like, I'm very sorry. Yeah. And Jordan was just sitting there like this. He was like, he knew. I was like, I'm very sorry and you're not managing my money anymore and don't look me in the eye. Whenever I'm mad at her fiance, which by the way, congrats. Thanks, yay. Whenever I'm mad at her fiance, who's also in wealth management, I'm like, you're not

managing my money anymore. Yeah. To like fuck with me or to throw me off from the engagement, I got a text from Halle and Liv at the same time. Liv goes your boy your your boyfriend's like fucking annoying And then Hallie texted me Jordan's never managing my money ever again And I and I like didn't know what was going on because in all honesty he could Piss some he could piss people off and I got mad at him. He will room So I got mad at him. So I'm sitting there and they're all in a text group chat, like laughing.

And I'm sitting there like this at Jordan, like, what did you do to my friends? It was. Brilliant. Yeah, fuck with you during this period of time. Anyways, let's go over a night. Let's start with our night and let's go into other things. And I have so much to talk about, so I am so excited. We never get to do this, me and you. We never get to do Kiki on the river like this.

We haven't Kiki in a while. Kiki. I love it. I would like to talk about you walking into Crane Club last night. No, I want to talk. Let's go before that. So you had an 830 dinner reservation last night. I was supposed to go to it.

I'm very bad with knowing my schedule. I'm like, Lauren is kind of like my keeper of my schedule. I'll be like, Lauren, what do we have to do tonight? What plans, what dinners, what events? What things do we have to do? We just do everything together, so my plans are your plans. And I also just have a really good memory

of your flight schedule. Yeah, no, Lauren knows my flight schedule. You should be on payroll at this point one day when I can swing it. When I stop being an Anakin spending money on things I don't. Oh, Q-tips. Can't afford, yeah. So we went to this Yeah Chef event.

You know Jack's dining room? Yes. Yeah, so he does all those food reviews. And he goes to the sickest places. Yeah, he does. And I'm not even a foodie, as we all know. But he goes to the sickest places. And I'm not even a foodie, as we all know. But he goes to the sickest spots and does these reviews. It's kind of like, I would compare it to a Gen Z version

of a Michelin star. It's like a stamp of approval. Yeah, instead of typing it up, he TikToks. Yeah, it's brilliant, honestly. Anyways, so we went there, it was at Alba, and we walk in, and it's a caviar tasting with shots of vodka. Oh.

You would have fucking loved it because you're a Russian bitch. So obviously I started taking shots like caviar bums and shots of vodka. I was kind of fucking twisted. Yeah, put those in front of you. And I was like, I felt like a little off socially last night. Who was there? I didn't expect it to be like a super heavy influencer event, which those I usually have

to like marinate myself a little. When I say marinate, I mean like, you know, loosen up a little, like maybe have a glass of wine prior, maybe a shot of, you know, absinthe or something just before I, you know, schmooze the room and network with my coworkers. I couldn't hold a conversation to save my life last night. And I was doing this thing where I was like, do you ever like get anxious? I think I was just super anxious yesterday. I was like anxious and like watching my conversations from like a bird's eye view. This happens to you a lot. Yes. I was like disassociating. Yeah. I was like thinking of what I was gonna say three sentences ahead of like the

conversation I was having. Honestly it probably gives me a little bit of a burn there. No yeah because I know ally. I need an ally at the function. I was talking to Mike, it probably gives me and Liv weren't there. No, yeah, because I know Ally. I need an ally at the function. I was talking to Mike about this. If I don't have someone I can grab, grab their tit without them flinching, someone nearby where I can be like, oh my god, I need to get out of this conversation

or help me get into this conversation, I don't know what I'm really doing. And sometimes when you don't want to talk, and I can tell that you're like, me and Liv will like fill the void of silence. We will talk. But like, I hate people that you can't have silence with. I know, that just like means that we're so close.

I know. You couldn't have like silence last night. We also had like the largest thing. There was no one I was talking to where I could just like pull out my phone and be like, which I guess is kind of rude now that I think about it I'm sorry if I do How they would be like this

No, but like you want to be what's like pull out your phone I know just like not be what's like you can like check out and check back in I know that's what fucking Friendship is about yeah I know it's being able to do that without having any qualms or feeling self-conscious about it. And that's what we have to do. You were working. I was working, but I wasn't anticipating to be working.

It was all people in the food-fluencing industry. They're food-fluencers. Honestly, that's probably what was giving me anxiety. They saw your mukbangs. They were like, this girl. Yeah. She'll get it. Yeah.

I'm just out here squashing allegations all the food allegations out of food flint sir perfect perfect but anyways then after we went to crane club crane club and how they made the biggest entrance of her life I'm gonna say the biggest I mean it was insane I have ticks I think yeah our friend and our friends like pick up tics no okay I hyper fixate on hand movements and phrases I know what month of the year friendship has like what friendship it is like what month of the year it is because every month they have a new tick their new tick is you're making a fuck up yeah yeah our tick right now is motherfucker yeah

that was last week though how you just said it when you sat down here I saw sunny yeah he loves sunny say it this happened, this started last weekend, right? No, Sarah, maybe this was in Nantucket for wine weekend, but last weekend you picked up a new tick. Show it. Ka-ba-ba-ba-ba! Ka-ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba!

And this is how Halle walked into Crane Club. She's standing above our table. It's packed and she goes, ka-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- Why did I do that? I go, that was so weird. Oh my God, I'm triggered right now. I'm taking this fucking marquee Skylark. This needs to get off me. This is a perfect segue to share a video that I got sent from a ring light. Just talk about it, cause we can clip it.

Okay, we'll clip it. So last weekend we were all in Connecticut for a little celebration of love and Halle gets really drunk. Or I don't even know, were you drunk? I'm always drunk Lauren. Oh you got really drunk with, you got really wine drunk with Jordan's sister Lauren. And I wasn't that drunk.

Now that I'm thinking about it you were really drunk with Laura, with Jordan's sister. And it's like literally 2 AM in Connecticut. And Halle's, we're all trying to go to sleep and I just keep hearing, motherfucker. Like Halle's screaming, motherfucker, all this stuff. And then Jordan's sister sends me a clip from her dad's very nice closet. And they have like a camera there just in case. Just in case Halle's around. Just in case Halle's around.

Like a gremlin. And Halle is in a full hoodie, looking up at the camera going, ra ta ta ta! With her iPhone light like this. Can you see it? She goes, what the? Wait, you look like a robber.

You look like a robber. And then she's going through all the cabinets like this, like opening up the cabinet. I was committing to the bit, Lauren, okay. Like, that was insane. Yeah. I have no words and I didn't hear this and I only saw it this week and I was like, yeah, that's my friend. Yeah. I have no words. And I didn't hear this. And I only saw it this week.

And I was like, yeah, that's my friend. Yeah. That's who I brought home. I brought her home. Yeah, you know what? And yeah, and that's what I do. But honestly, I had a great time. I was celebrating your love.

I was going through a lot that weekend. I went to a wedding, and then you got engaged. And I'm over here with dying vibrators. Not even charged vibrators. here with dying vibrators. Not even charged vibrators. Not even charged vibrators. Have you ever had a vibrator die like mid sex? That literally happened to me on Sunday. It's like the worst, that's like worse than cheating.

It's worse for Jordan because I'm the like, now we have to wait. I'm like. Now we have to wait is insane. I'm not like, okay, let's keep going. I'm like, just give it 10 minutes. Wait, that is the meanest thing, Lauren. You can't do that.

Give me a hand job. You're like scrolling through Instagram. Like texting you guys, the grippers. Hey guys. Our group chat's called the grippers. Yeah. It's all stemmed from Halle wanting a nickname. I wanted like a nickname.

Like, I feel like that would be really cool. Like, oh my God, the grippers here. What's the grip we're doing? Yeah, what do you think the gripper's gonna come to dinner tonight? Their gripper's coming, the gripper's coming. Like, oh my God, the gripper's really mad at me. I stole her shirt. Oh my God, we have to talk about.

Can we talk about my family? Our family? Yeah, talk about your family. Go ahead. OK. Well, I just think that this is crazy and it needs to be shared. But in the town, we're having a really nice brunch. My mom looks at me. My mom looks at Hallie.

We know what that means. That means it's skinny cigarette time. Little did we know if me, Hallie, and my mom get up, there's going to be a fucking trail of people following us. So we take everyone from the lunch table Explain your whole side the family's Russian. Yeah, my whole family Yeah, they're like so they're Soviets. Okay, that's how I get my vogue's the skinny slims Yeah, my mom like brings back cartons from duty free. Yeah, they're all Soviets and also

My family's insane. I also my family's insane. My family's crazy. And so that means my mom, my uncle, my aunt, me, Hallie, because she's part of the family. And then all of Jordan's siblings see the skinny cigs marching outside. And we're on the streets of New Canaan, which is like the waspiest town ever. We're all smoking cigarettes. And then my sister-in-law sparks up a blunt. Yeah.

There was like families having brunch. Yeah. It was Sunday morning. Marshall also- In New Canaan, Connecticut. Yeah, I have a photo of this. Like it was insane. People were like crossing the street

to go on the other side of the sidewalk to avoid us. It was madness. We looked insane. And then I got a call from my mom and she said that my aunt called my family and was like, how was the weekend? And she goes, they were obsessed with me. She goes, how was Lauren?

Like, how did it look? She goes, I won the weekend. They were all asking her my help. I loved your aunt. I know. Your aunt was funny as fuck. She was just like saying how it is. That's what I love about your family.

They're just really honest. Yeah. And blunt. Even if it's too like, you look like shit. Yeah. You look like shit today. What did you last thing? Like shit.

Jordan's favorite thing about my family is like, if anything's bad, like they'll be like, shit. This is shit. Yeah. So he's like, this is like my mom, like one time made latkes and she was so upset with how the way came out. And Jordan goes, these are great. She goes, they're shit. This food, shit.

Everything is just shit. Let's talk about the Korean club. I heard a silly fucking story last night. A sexual story. I'm not gonna name names, but it's two people we know. So one of my friends hooked up with another one of my guy friends. And we're all in the same friend group. Oh!

Yes. Oh, okay. Okay, I can't wait. I don't know anything about this. So my girlfriend, she has like a roster, okay? I would say it's a light roster, but she has people that like she's consistently sometimes hook us up with or like guys she can like come back to. And like we know all of them. I wouldn't say I know them or anyone I would take home them. Ah, I haven't met like people like that. I don't know that's a roster.

I know like I don't have a roster because I scared them too much. But anyways, so she had hooked up with a guy prior. So she hooked up with someone like last weekend. Yeah, last weekend it was on like a Friday night and Saturday night they were all at the party or whatever and that's when they went home together. So apparently he was talking, they're friends, so they were talking about the whole night, what did you do last night? She's like, I hooked up with my like fuck buddy, whatever, blah, blah, blah. Like he already knew that

she had hooked up with someone prior, like the night before. So when they went home together and they're having sex, he apparently was like making her like detail, like the sex from the night before and be like dirty little fucking slut. Like there was a dick, there was a cock in last night. Like all this shit, like saying all this crazy fucking out of pocket shit and was making her talk, talk about like how disgusting of a slut she was

and all this shit. Shut up. Yeah. Shut up. Yeah. Shut up. Yeah. These are like our two really good friends. Yeah, these are two really good friends and she's definitely not a disgusting slut. I feel like she's like definitely freaky.

Oh, she's totally, I mean, I've had sex with her. So this is- Wait, that's so crazy. I've been in the room while she's having sex. There we go. Yeah, there it is. So I haven't, like, I don't even think I told you this, but during a weekend together,

she took some photos of me on her phone. And I was like, oh, can I, I was like, let me just look at the photo. She's like, oh yeah, of course, like here. She had like 20 plus photos of me, so I'm just like scrolling. And I get to this photo like that. And I was like paralyzed.

Was it a nude? It was the most insane nude that I've ever seen like it was like laying down. I've seen it. Camera here. Like that's like really that's really what else is she gonna send? I know basic nude. I know but like I don't see that for her I just send I see her as a me with like wine stoppers in my ass Doing cartwheels and handstands. Okay. Well for someone that like doesn't sex I was just like paralyzed cuz I don't see that for her like she's just so innocent You she's so innocent. So me you and I was like weird freak and I was like, oh my god That is our commonality.

Like people are always like, how are such a sweet, sweet, cute girlfriends with this devilish whore? I'm like, trust me, we have a commonalities. There is a common denominator and it is the dick. Anyways, yeah, so he was like, tell me about like the dirty dick that was in your pussy, like all this shit. I'm going to bring it up to him. No, like don't bring it up to him.

Ask her about it. I need, I like, okay fine, but like I need to say to him. No. Don't bring it up to him. Ask her about it. OK, fine. But I need to speak to him about it. But he said it was good. And she said it was good. She said it was good? Yeah.

They both said it was good. The amount of sex that he has, he better be good. I see him being very angular. And what does angular mean? Like rigid. Triangles in bed? Like there's no like soft edges Because he has a nice jawline like he fucks like a hockey player

Like that no like I guess like rigid hips like tight oh, he's like he there's no motion. There's no rhythm Okay, and I could see being like a frat boy pump, but like maybe not I Can see that but in my mind he also just has so much sex that like it just better at this point someone must have corrected you. Yeah. I mean. He's very attractive. He's so hot.

He is so hot. Honestly, I kind of love it for her. I love it for her too. I ship it. He's like, beautiful man. No, he looks like one of those sculptures from the classical era. Yeah, he looks like he looks like one of those sculptures from the classical era. Yeah.

Funny, successful, gorgeous. Actually, one of our friends tried to say. Do you want to fuck him? Like what's going on here? No, I would just love for him to like find a girl and then for us to like all be like. I just really think he's not. I actually would love for you to end up with him,

but I don't think that's ever going to happen. I think he hasn't even come into his like peak yet No, imagine when he's 40 better looking. I mean, what is he 31? 32 I he's just beginning of his career. I think 10 years. He's gonna be fucking a billionaire We also know his uncle who's identical and like 45 and like gorgeous gorgeous But anyways, I want to bring up one more thing. Okay. Our other friend.

Oh, this is what I was thinking of before you got into the whole use nasty little slump. Yeah, but what would you be like if a guy was like, like that must be a kink. That's definitely a kink. Like you're like, it's almost like you're a cuckold. I could see him being a cuckold and you're a cuckold. That's probably why we get along so well.

That's probably why you guys kiki so much. We kiki. He's actually become one of our best friends, which I love for us because we're really good friends with his family and he just moved here. This just reminded me of something. I do talk to this guy in Australia. Never met him.

What? Never met him, but he's so fucking hot. This is so Halle. This is so Halle. Like she'd be like, Lauren, I like- He lives in Perth. I hooked up with this guy, like I've told you about him. I'm like, who?

What? No, you haven't. I'm very private. You are very private. Except like, actually I'm like more, I share more like on my show with my people than I do with my own people in my life. I'll like find out things through your show.

Yeah, and that's where you get the fucking tea. Okay, so this is guy and he's, I've shown you him. Okay. I'm gonna show you a picture like after this, but I can't say his name. So hot, so beautiful, a little bit younger than me, but he has like a thing, he asks for my sex tapes with other guys never met him and I send them

How do you shut the fuck up? This is why guys are scared of you Alley goes and for some reason I don't have a roster. She's like they don't know that now they do But like I That's a weird king I can't I can't't wait to see the guy that you end up with. They're gonna be the most... I just know they're gonna be the most private man ever. They're gonna let you do your thing. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. I don't know. I think so. I don't even want to make eye contact with a man this summer, even if we're having sex.

I just want to look at their toes until we're done with the deed. I don't even want to look a guy in the eye this summer. I'm having a no man summer. Well, I think you're going to sleep with them. We're going to Mykonos. We're going to Mykonos. Oh my god, I'm so excited. I think you're going to find a man in Mykonos.

No. I think you're going to find a daddy in Mykonos. They're going to find you. Yeah. It's going to be interesting to be in that element. This is going to be so much fun. So much fun, oh my god. With my bosses. With your bosses.

Yeah, they're going to see a real new side of me, and I'm really excited for that. They haven't seen Euro Lauren. That's a comp. I haven't seen you. You haven't seen Euro Lauren. I haven't seen you. Euro Lauren doesn't experience hangovers.

She gets about three shades darker than she does in the US. And she's basically walking around with like packs, five packs of cigarettes in each pocket. I know we have to be a little bit mindful because I don't think the people we're going with. They don't smoke? Probably not cigarettes. Like we're like fucking crazy out there. Maybe we'll make euro Alex. We're going to get like euro Alex.

Me and Graydon are going to be like. Well Graydon is this all great and your grade it is gonna be the funniest thing ever I wonder I'm intrigued to see what I'm gonna be like in Europe I mean, I I think you're gonna love it I think we're going with like the perfect group because yeah, we both like I think we're gonna let loose a little bit But we also like we'll find moments of Chill and just like tanning a little bit, but we also like, we'll find moments of chill and just like tanning a little bit.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. No. No. No, that's not how it works there. It's like beach club, nightclub, morning coffee with cigarettes, then beach club. I'm like, I think you're gonna really like it. Alex is gonna be like scared of you after this trip.

She like might be, she's gonna be like, who the fuck is this girl? Who the fuck is this bitch? You know, I'm like sober on. She like might be, she's like, I'm gonna be like, who the fuck is this girl? Is this bitch? You know, I'm like sober on all the unwell trips and she's like, oh, she's gonna guide us and take care of us. And then like, and you're all like. It's like you're sober all year

for this one little Europe glimpse you got each summer. Like I can't be stopped. I've never had a Euro summer. You're gonna fucking love it. Jordan's like a fucking animal. Really? Am I gonna be an animal? Or am I gonna be like just me and a... I think you're just gonna be you but like actually like like enjoying the music. They're hot men. Yeah. Make them wonder if there's anyone for like me and Lauren. There's gonna be there's not you Lauren.

Such hot men. Yeah. And a lot of like like male like like men trips You know like like male friend group trips like That's male friend group trips should be banned. Yeah, I don't like that They like if I had a boyfriend, let's go to bachelor bachelor ship. Yeah, okay Maybe that's the only trip they can go on but like let's go to male group trip like well like girls And this was I, like single guys. Yeah. I mean, it is pride month.

But anyways, I think that Graydon's going to be fucking, like let's rank. I think we're going to let loose. I think Graydon's going to be the drunkest girl at the party, though. I think after this trip, we might need to set Graydon down. Graydon cannot be stopped.

And the problem with Mykonos that I fear for him is that the parties go until 10 or 11 AM. Graydon will be alone at those parties till 11 AM. Oh, yeah. If you get the right sort of drinks in him, he will be an unstoppable force. And I'm the same way where I do not want the party to end. I wanna go all night, I wanna meet new people.

I wanna see who is the last person standing. It is fucking great in the slender men in the corner. He is the last person standing at the fucking function. In respect. He's like, why don't you guys kick me and tell me to go home. But then he gets mad at us the next day for not manhandling him.

Like, you're six foot eight. You're six foot nine, what? Yeah. What did you want us to do? Like, grab your feet and hands? Tackle him? We should get a taser. You have one.

And just tase the fuck out of him. And just bring him to the floor. Imagine we're like, zzz, and he's like, to the floor. And then I grab his sit leg. And then you're just like pulling him out of fucking. He's going to be so. He's going to be dancing on tables, like swinging from chandeliers.

And you know what's funny is that the tables in Europe, they drill them into the ground so that you can dance on them. I'm going to hurt myself. It's going to be so much fun. I haven't been on like a fun personal trip with us. I've been on like a fun personal trip since when. Name one. Name one. Name it. Name it. No, I honestly I don't remember. I don't know. Oh, oh, I know what I want to talk about. I would like to talk about the other thing that we heard at dinner last night.

Okay. We had one of our like best friends join us because she doesn't live here and she was in town and she was telling us she's like one of those girls that like she just like she's spicy. She's a little spicy. She's yes, she's spicy. I would say she likes to keep her sex life on the spicier, extra hot side.

Yeah, she'll actively do it. Yeah, she makes a proactive effort to be spicy, instead of, I think, finding spicy moments that just come naturally. I think there's a difference. Yes, yes. She's proactive. She's like, doesn't want to make anything boring,

so she'll proactively spice it up. I think we explained it enough. And we were talking to her and I was like, you know, I remember you told me that like you like you were trying some role playing and she was like, she was like Lauren, I got, she was like, I got to a point where like we didn't break character for the whole weekend. No, I can see that. She's like, we didn't break character for like a full 48 hours. It was like Thursday through Sunday. She was Fetlana. She was the nurse. She was the lawyer that has the bad case. Like she like does all these things. She'll put on a wig like meeting at the bar. They don't break character. Honestly, so fun.

She's like, it wasn't even like a sex sexy nurse costume. It was like a full scrubs. She ended up in a full scrubs suit. I bet it was like some like Grey's Anatomy, like getting to like the what's it called? Yeah, like she was a nurse. He was like an on-call doctor. Yeah. She was a, what's it called? She was a resident. No, no, no, he was a resident. She was an intern. Yeah.

Like someone was bleeding. And she just wants to get on the surgery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She'll do anything to be in the surgery. She'll do anything to scrub in. Yep, there's like a really cool open heart,

upcoming surgery that he's the only one that has he gets a technique. New technique, intern. Yeah, yeah, I'll do anything to scrub in. Yep, there's like a really cool open heart upcoming, like surgery that he's the only one that like, he gets to pick the intern, she'll do anything to get to the open heart surgery. Yeah, she'll do anything to be the intern that he picks. She's so funny. She's so funny. I've known her for 20 years, she's always been like that.

Well, not like when we were five, but like she was always like that. She's so funny. Remember when we talked? Maybe were five, but she was always like that. She's so funny. Remember when we talked? Maybe I should try that. Remember, you should try that. I know, I just need to like, she was, she said something to me last night

that was so funny. She goes, honestly, it's the perfect opportunity for you to be like, get into character and be this insane slut that loves to give head. And I was like, oh. Because Lauren's like, I don't like to give head. We've been over this. We've been over this.

She was like, this is the perfect opportunity for you to get into a character that loves to give head. Your favorite thing ever is just to suck dick. I'm a bad woman. I'm sucking dick. For 48 hours, I don't break character. I'm just sucking dick for 48 hours. No, you can be me.

Oh my god. Oh my god, you can roleplay me. Let me try. Yeah. Okay. I need to like, honestly, like I think it'd be really funny. I think Jordan would literally be like, what? Or he would like run and like take his pants off. I mean, if his dick's getting sucked, he's going to deal with it.

He's going to deal with what even if you were like fucking Scooby Doo, I think he would deal with whatever character you want to break into. He'd be like, alright. He'd have to like a full furry, full furry suit. He wore into that. I'm a Labubu. Oh my God, you turned into a Labubu. I'm like.

And he's a Birkin. Son, he's like this. Yeah. He's a Birkin and I'm a Labubu. Yeah, and you're attached at the hip. Yeah. Literally. I'm a Labubboo that will do anything

to get on that color work. The new work. This is taking an insane route. Yeah. I think I should try it. No, I think you should try it. I don't think I could. I mean, I'm honestly shocked I haven't done.

I feel like role-play is something you do with a boyfriend or a girlfriend. I don't think I would do it with a stranger. I don't think a stranger that you you bring home you're like stay there because you get into a full scrubs. You could technically do that. If you wanted to like say you like have a one night stand you could be like. I mean it's giving our two friends the other weekend. Yeah. You could be like I'm Jessica and like you could like lie at the bar if you really want to I guess and just role play with strangers. True. And they'll

never find you. But then it's more fun when the person knows that you're role-playing a character. Yeah. If I was like, I'm Rachel, the first time at the bar. Yeah, I feel like I love that name though, Rachel. That should be your role-playing name. I don't know what role-playing name. You're like, I'm role-play Rachel.

Rachel's back. Rachel's back. She wants to give head. Rachel's feeling. Rachel's back. Rachel's back. He wants to give head. Rachel's feeling really dirty. And it's a bath. That's so funny. Wait, what else was I gonna say? I wanna, we've been dating for five years.

Like, I think it'd be like, I don't know if he would laugh or like. You should do something spicy. Like do something like, have you ever tried lingerie? Yeah, but like I don't understand the point of lingerie cause then you just take it off. It's like more of like a- I think I've got it.

It's like a sensory thing. I've got it like once. Like, but like this was like after a year of dating, like he bought like, or I bought lingerie and we were like, oh. You look so fire lingerie. I'm so weird. Thank you.

No, like you have the perfect body to like pull off lingerie and do like a little like. I go, I know what you mean. What? What? No, but you have like a perfect body to like be able to like in your Leo, I could just see you like walking into the room

like the lights are dim and you're like get on the bed. I know what you mean in the sense that I have like really wide hips so like the lingerie would like. Like she's like I have a great ass. She's like I know what you mean because I have a perfect and plump ass. That was really crazy. The BB allegations, the BB allegations have never stopped.

That was crazy. No yeah but. Like I need to be stopped. But you should do something like that. Or like I've done hot candle wax. But I like inflicting pain a little bit. You like inflicting pain? I don't know if Jordan would like that.

He would literally be like, ow. Ow. Is he ticklish? Is he skirmish? Not really. But I just don't think he would, like he doesn't like like I don't think like inflicting pain on him would be like His first choice. Yeah, you'd probably prefer if I was like a nurse. Yeah, I was feeling nicer about inflict I don't want to inflict pain. That's why I cut my nails, but oh

We're moving away from pain. Yeah. Yeah in what world are my my nails longer than yours now. I like this for you No, this is clean girl summer. I like it for you. Dirty fucking mouth. Maybe you're like the guys aren't going to know what to expect. They're expecting a clean girl with little short nails. Guys know what to expect from my eyes.

I mean, they know what to expect with your new rack. Yeah and the rack and I feel like it though, my eye contact with men is pretty superior. It's like you like turn into like siren eyes. But I feel like I lure in a guy with eye contact. It's the way I like look into their soul and the pits of their penis. No I've seen it and it's truly, it should be studied. Have we told that story yet? Probably, no, maybe, but we were at the, I'll tell it.

We were at me and Jordan, Hallie, we were at the palace, we were leaving. This guy, the one hot guy that's at the bar is talking to a girl, full on conversation. And Hallie goes, ooh, we're like, hi, let's go. She goes, watch this. We were about to leave. We were literally about to leave

and it was like as if like a spotlight like landed on Halle and this guy and she just gives him the craziest eye fuck. And he mid conversation stops, leaves the girl at the bar and walks towards Halle and she stays. And me and Jordan, we like left. Jordan was like, I've never seen anything like that. No, it's my eyes.

They just lure them in. It was insane. Maybe. But you're also just. Maybe he was a doctor and I was cross-eyed. And he was like. He was like, she needs my help. I'll be right back.

This chicken needs help. I'm fucking dead, Halle. Maybe he's literally like a brain doctor. I see a girl having an aneurysm. I'll be right back. I gave my number though. He was hot. Did anything ever happen? No, I don't know. I don't remember who were really. I don't think so. I mean, I'm single. I mean, it was crazy. But also, to be fair, walking, and I've experienced this for six years, like walking in anywhere with Halle is like a sight to be seen. Like Halle walks into a room and everyone looks. Yes. Yes. I think I have a nice walk. Well, I'm not against what you said, but I like carry myself. Well, I carry myself a pallet. Just like you're so hot. That's so kind. Give me a hand to foot. You're just like Halle is just so hot and you have this presence like here's I think I think it's like really important

Like a lot of you can be really hot You can walk into a room and you're getting you can get lost like that You just had you don't have like the the confidence. I smile on posture You smile you don't walk into a bar Like that's not how you walk in. Like you have a really strong, and I think our three friends, me, you and Liv, we do this really well.

We have like a really strong entrance. We're like the Powerpuff Girls. Yeah, but like guys would literally be at tables and just like, it was just so strong. I think I was like pretending I was famous or something. It worked. Fake it till you make it baby. Fake it till you make it, it worked.

Remember last night the operanzi? Oh my God, this is insane. This was fucking crazy. Also we saw Miley Cyrus last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, that was like a dream. Oh yeah, there was a CAA event next to us at Korean club, we were leaving.

There was a swarm of like police cars, black cars, a bunch, I thought someone fucking died. I thought they were looking for me. It was Miley Cyrus. It was Miley Cyrus walking out of the restaurant and there's paparazzi swarming, paparazzi cars. And I rarely see paparazzi moments in New York City. Rarely.

Rarely. I bet that was my first. Rarely. I got it. Rarely. Yeah. And then Mike came over in a paparazzi, recognized her. And Mike pulled me in.

Halle sort of making out with Mike. And then she literally like, it was front of the paparazzi. And then she literally, like, it was simply for the paparazzi. And then she turns around, and she's like, hmm. And we were like, what did you just do? I don't think that's going to end up in, like, I don't think he's ending up in page six. No. Maybe page seven.

No. I don't know. Like, I don't know. Halle in Miami. These pictures aren't going anywhere. I left Halle in Miami alone. I don't know. Holly in Miami. These pictures aren't going anywhere. I left Holly in Miami alone. This is what happens when she's alone. She doesn't have a-

Keeper. A keeper. And she came home and she goes, Lauren. She was drunk. Lauren, I fucked up. And I was like, well, I was like, what'd you do? She goes, I didn't have anyone to lean on. And we were leaving the club.

There was paparazzi. And I went like this. No, literally. I am so awkward sometimes and I like, I don't know one like really at the end of the day, I'm like no one. The paparazzi were not there for me and I like don't like think I was fucked up. I think I was like on to see beer like everything was upside down. I was rolling absolute sack my sunglasses were on. I'm leaving this club

in Miami with people that probably would get their pictures taken. And they all went solo and left. Yeah, they all they left me in behind. paparazzi are like, shoot and shoot and shoot. And I'm like this. And how I was like, I was like, why the fuck did I do that? Why did I do that? I know how to pose. That was fucking funny. You feel like Mog. Or Mew.

You have to give them Melania. Alex crushed that when we were with her in Miami and we were on the jet skis. We go, we literally screamed at her. We were like, Alex. Yeah. Pose. And she was like on the jet ski. It was like perfect. The paparazzi in Miami were insane. They were like Alex yeah pose and she was like all jet ski was like perfect the paparazzi Miami were insane they were like following Alex

like down it was like gross they were like she was in a bikini and they were like no like they're to like like have some respect have some respect paparazzo not too much on our Queen okay yeah they were like they would like take her photo bite that's when my tit came out. Yeah. My full tit came out. The girl that was like getting it, like we had to sign waivers in our life away for the jet ski. She was like, you're fucking full tits out. And I'm like, paparazzo's in the corner

like trying to snap Alex. I'm in the back full tit. That was so funny. But Alex is mogging so hard. Yeah, the photos came out so good. She looks so good. She looks so good. So yeah, I hope those pictures don't go

anywhere. Just because like what? Like so fucking random. It's just so funny. Like that's so you. This is just so you. Like well you'll just like do something and then you'll turn around and be like why did I just do that? No because we were like all like waiting for our Ubers and then a random like flash is a paparazzi and then I turn back around and be like is your Uber here yet? Like I would just say. Yeah you're like so casually just like made out with Mike for a paparazzi and I turn back around and be like, is your Uber here yet? Like I would just say. Yeah, you're like so casually just like made out with Mike for the paparazzi and the paparazzi was like, thanks Mike. I'm like what?

And then he like walked away, like it was just, it was funny. It was really funny. So funny, we like kind of. I love him. We breezed over that. He's a sweet soul. He's become like a good friend.

He's the best. I love him. He's just always been so kind. He's so funny. This one time we were, he's just, he's truly the best. He's so nice. He's so a good friend. He's the best. I love him. He's always been so kind. He's so funny. This one time we were, he's truly the best. He's so nice. He's so nice to Jordan. He's so nice to all of our friends

whenever we're in a big group. And he'll like- We've known him forever now. Six years? Yeah, from the beginning. And he'll come over to Hallie and be like, big fan, big fan. I love him.

He's so nice. We went to a really cool place last night and this is, I don't think we explained. No, we never talked about us edging at edge. Yeah, I think people might've actually thought that we edged. Aren't we always edging? Isn't life just one big edge?

Yeah, kind of waiting until the next. The final bang, which is death. So, more bad. No, Jesus Christ. We're not gonna be sponsored by the Edge. No. So the Edge is the Edge at Hudson Yards, which is like that big sky deck.

And I guess now they were, I don't know, some mark bought by Tao, I don't know. We had a full Tao groupie night. But like, that's like a sick Tao groupie night. It was fun, but the, yeah. The music, they were doing too much. It just became a little warehousey. Yeah and like I like those guys.

I love their DJing genuinely. Yeah. Like I've seen them DJing, they're awesome. They were just, maybe they were leaning in a little bit too like. Yeah it was very like, it kind of gave like Amsterdam-y kind of warehouse. Like I Yeah, it was very like, it kind of gave like Amsterdam-y kind of warehouse. Like I wanted more like, I wanted more Euro,

and they were giving me more like warehouse. Yeah. Even if it was like, it was giving gospel almost. But like, I don't know. Bangier. Bangier. Yeah, gospel feels like a little bit more like, it can get like a little more tribal and calm.

This was like, I was like, I was like. Yeah, maybe it needs to be more gospel-ish. Yeah, meanwhile Jordan's like fucking three rows behind us, big cheese in, he's like. The frap wife lick. He couldn't help himself. And when Jordan smiles, it's like all, how many teeth do we have in our mouths?

Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. You can see every tooth. All 97 of them, you can a man doesn't matter you could see every tooth all 97 of them you could see every fucking to every tooth and He was having a great time. We came home and you can see it from my apartment. He stood by the window. I was like Natalie Jordan stood by our window because you can see the edge and he continued he was like no That is dry ball call. I can't imagine him on substances. No. And he wasn't on any. That's the best part. No, of course he wasn't. But like, but like imagine him on a substance. He would not. He would have stayed. Yeah.

Okay. So for this segment, Lauren, so obviously Lauren works a corporate job. I obviously don't work a corporate job. Okay, I got a career off of basically talking about online how I don't work and like day in the life of me not working and me being a little fucking bitch, a little spoiled bitch. Somehow it landed me a career. And now we're here with microphones. It's so funny though, because I used to like when I think when I was younger I was like oh I hate corporate and now I'm like wait like I literally like I'm

like I love corporate. Because you've climbed the ladder. Yeah that's probably why. You didn't ever like being anyone's bitch though. Yeah I think that's what it is. You didn't like bitch work. No. That's what you were doing. Because I have like I I like, I like to be hurt. Yeah. And now, yeah, I have a great team that like, I love, I'm obsessed with my team. The only work I've ever, I've never worked a corporate job. I don't know any of the corporate lingo. I've only been like a hostess. I know what a fucking lobster roll is.

And I know what it means when it's table ready. Table ready, I know what that means. Or you can be seated. Those are the terms I knows. Let me walk you to your table. Yeah, let me walk you to your table. Would you like a wine list? These are the terms I know.

Lauren's gonna quiz me on some terms that I may not know and I'm gonna guess what they maybe mean. Yeah. All right? I might know some. You know some because you didn't know them in the past and I had to explain them to you, like PTO. I thought that meant pass the fuck out.

Yeah, I was like, I was like, OK, how like I have to request PTO if we want to do this. She was like, what? That's my favorite is how he's like, do you want to do this? Mike, yeah, let me see if I can get off. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ready? Oh, no. OK, one on one. Yes, let me confirm our one on one. A private meeting. Yeah, good job. That seems like therapy.

Let me run it up the flagpole. Let me ask someone that's more in charge if this is okay. Good job. Yay. Um, I would just like to level set. Let's circle back to this. Let's circle back. Circle back is another term.

But like, I just want to level set expectations here. Let's be more reasonable. There you go. This is so fun. Bandwidth. That's just a word. I have no idea who that is. I would have guessed like.

Oh. It's out of my bandwidth. Wow, is that a corporate word? OK. It's out of my bandwidth. It's not in my bandwidth. I don't, do you guys have musical production at your fucking office?

I thought you would have known that one. Okay, so bandwidth, it's just like, it's not in my, like I can't take on anymore. It's like, I have so much work to do. It's like, it's like out of my bandwidth. I always have bandwidth problems too. Yeah. Hallie gets a brand deal, it's not in my bandwidth.

That's not in my bandwidth, I'm oh, oh, oh. That's not, well, that's not gonna move the needle for us. As a company, that's not gonna move the needle. It doesn't make me horny. Yeah. Kind of, but like imagine in a meeting, someone was like, it's not in my, This idea does not make me what? Yeah. My boss is like, that's not gonna move the needle for us. I'm like, you're right, it's not in my. This idea does not make me wet. Yeah, my boss is like,

that's not gonna move the needle for us. I'm like, you're right, it's not gonna make us horny. She would love it if she said. You're right, this won't make our customers horny. This won't make the consumers wet and drooping. Let's move on. Let's move on from this. Let's set up a touch base.

Did I already say that one's yeah. Above my pay grade. I'd love to say that I would literally get like, like, I'm worth more than this. And I'm not doing this bullshit. Above my pay grade, like someone like asked me something that I wouldn't know. It's because like only a someone above me would know and oh my god, I know it's about my big rain. Okay, ping. and above me would know and I'm like, I don't know, it's above my big room.

OK. Ping. Ping. You know, it's like texting. Yeah. Like Bing. Client deliverables, you know, because you have deliverables. We have an open door policy. You don't have to knock on your boss's door or you don't have doors in your office. We definitely have doors in our office. If they knock on them, can you just walk in? Depends on whose it is.

I'm trying to think of other words. What are some other ones? More like PTO, OOO, EOW. I know all those. But you didn't know them before. Now you know them because you have deliverables. And people are like, I want to. I remember when I first started doing brain-nodes.

And they were like, can we have this EOW? And I go, meow. Yeah, you texted me. You were like, I want to. I remember when I first started doing brain-nose and they were like, can we have this EOW? And I go, meow. Yeah, you texted me, you were like, what is EOW? Meow. Meow. I thought it was like. You texted, I remember literally getting the text from you, you're like, what is this me?

And I was like, end of week. Okay, let's talk about the pop culture. Moment of the week. Okay. That's great, this is not a pop culture podcast by the way, but this is important because we've been talking about it all fucking week, the looboo boos. Yeah.

It's funny that I only found out about them last week, but I like them. Lauren loves a fucking looboo boos. Lauren's a furry. Well, I think it's because we have a really large business in Asia, so we just opened up a Korea... What? Can I say that? I'm like, okay, corporate. Oh,

no, it's just like we just had we just opened up. We just did a whole Korea pop up. So they brought back these little OK, international. I know we're so international. And I was like, what are those? And they're like, you can't get them. And I was like, what? And it's consumerism.

It's like someone says they can't get something. I want it. What am I an anthropologist? It's consumerism. Like says they can't get something. I want it. What am I, an anthropologist? It's consumerism. Like, what am I talking about? Someone tell me to shut the fuck up. I want a Labooboo. I'm getting you a Labooboo.

I don't want to pay for one. I'm not gonna make you pay for one. I'll take anything that's free. I'm gonna get them for free. Okay, fine. I mean, for the bit, I think it would be a good content. Maybe I got you a free LabooBoo. I would thank you.

You will be happy with that LabooBoo. I don't even have bags I care about. That's true. That's so true. You've seen my bags. Halle, the one thing, I've never seen you have one bag that you cared about. Never.

Never. That Prada bag, Prada needs to figure their fucking shit out. It was broken in a week. Halle. That wasn't me. I might have hit someone over the head with it. Halle walks around with bags. I mean, you've probably seen the TikToks.

She walk around with bags, and she'll throw it across the room. She'll basically hit people with it. That was my tip. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean. But you know what, Lauren? You'll put it on your coach bag I love

that good rocking that I love the coach back I'm sorry you've been rocking it it was a bag I got during a brand deal for coach obviously amazing bag love it it's withstanding it is was it's so cute it It's like a suede Coach bag and I think it's fucking chic. It's the great bag. It's a great bag and coach if you're watching this She I love bags. I need more bags. No, it's actually so I'm proud of you're watching this what the fuck's going on with you Yeah, I love your shoes and I love all the shit that you are going on. You just like shot on their shoes Well, they're breaking. They're falling apart. So funny.

They need stronger glue. I don't know what's happening. Coach is where, Coach knows what they're doing. Yeah, honestly. But yeah, the little boo-boos are, the craze for them is crazy. You couldn't find a better word. Wait, you're so right.

Okay, well, what would you say? The craze for them is crazy. Outstanding. That was profound. The craze for them is crazy. Socrates. I'm a poet. The heat's getting to her.

Yeah. Okay, the craze for them is kind of crazy. Feels like alliteration at that point. Yeah. Yeah, big word. What are we saying? The name of this episode is The Craze is Crazy. The name of this episode is The Craze is Crazy,

and Lauren will try for a play. Oh, wait, no. No, Lauren will try. Role play. Role play. Yes, perfect. I think I need, back to that, I think I need to, but I think I need to prepare Jordan not to laugh

No, you would laugh Jordan's not gonna laugh. He's gonna like literally like run around the room in excitement Road beauty What about oh them selling? Yeah, so insane. She is so girl boss Did you see that video clip of her where she just you know Made her fucking back and she's like She's like something to the music. She's so kind. I love her. I'm obsessed there. She gets so much unnecessary hate I'm also so smart to sell to elf. She's elf is like smart girl Like it's like L'Oreal has so many. Yeah acquired acquired so many. Yeah, and like Elf is like so,

I mean, it's like a drugstore product, right? And affordable. Yeah, it's just so massive and probably like. Yeah, it's just so smart for them. Yeah, she can probably like still be very hands-on. I'm sure, and like, ugh. It's probably something she doesn't wanna give up either. No. The asset of being hands-on.

No, it's so cool. But I'm actually wearing. I'm wearing'm wearing road I wear the peptide that's what I'm wearing That's why we're glowing that's is I think it's also be the tequila coming out of my pores right now I'm honestly shocked my glasses haven't bogged up yet. Just got my eyes in me classic Jordan Oh, hey, I dinner wait. Why did he Venmo request you? I had a slice of pizza. He goes, tell her to decline. Yeah, I was going to anyways. Anyways, if he wants to have money to manage,

you need to stop Venmo requesting me. This one time, when Halle, like if Halle had a superpower, she always says this, she would be the Venmo-er. She is so quick to Venmo. Like it's as if she's asleep. She like knows someone Venmo-ed. She is so quick to Venmo. It's as if she's asleep. She knows someone Venmo-ed her, requested her, she'll open her eye, accept, and then go back to sleep. It's one of my things. I hate owing people money. I'll never owe people money. And this one time we were in an Uber and I think you and Jordan got in a fight about,

I don't know, something. He was being annoying and you guys got in a fight. He gets really annoying sometimes. It's because Jordan doesn't like to talk shit. No, yes. And we are girls. We like to talk shit. We like to talk shit. And he'll get really defensive.

Not just that. He likes to play the devil's advocate way too hard. And don't do that to a scorned woman. If we're on one and we're fucking rapid firing, bullet point, bullet point, fuck you Becky, fuck you Teresa, fuck you Jessica. And he's like, but think about Jessica's upbringing. He's like, think about it from her perspective

and we're like not the time and place Jordan, just be on our side and then tomorrow you can talk to us about Jessica's point of view. Yeah, there's no reasoning with a fucking Scorned woman. Scorned woman with fake tits. Don't fucking come for me. And so they get in this like argument and Jordan had just requested her, Vemma requested her, Halle, like getting out of the Uber goes, watch this. Decline. Decline. Bye. And leaves the Uber. It was so funny. Jordan was like, what? You shouldn't have fucking picked Spy Lumi. Yeah, that's funny. That's how you know that she was one. We have to end this episode.

Okay. We've been talking. We? This is a great episode. This could be two episodes. I think we could keep going, but I think I might fall over. I think I need a coffee, an iced coffee. And I need an ice pack. I need to like, to go back to bed. And I need a hangover cup.

This is a great episode. Lauren, I love you. I'm so hungover. I am horny. I want to get dicked down this weekend. I hope everyone has a great fucking weekend. Everyone sucks someone off. Suck your boyfriend off this weekend. That's everyone's homework assignment.

What's my nickname? That's your homework assignment. What's my nickname? Suckeanna? No, what's my like alter ego that- Rachel. Rachel. Rachel is is gonna be giving the sloppiest fucking dome she's ever given ever. Like honey Rachel's home. I would love to

I'm like teething I'm like a baby I like would love I would love to sock dick this weekend. Okay well I'm gonna manifest that for you. You know what happens when I manifest. I know. It happens. If I say I'm going to fuck, I always end up fucking. She will always end up fucking. If I say I'm going to suck, I always end up sucking. And if I say I'm going to take it easy, that's the only thing that never happens.

That never happens. That never happens. That you know is a lie. OK. And that's how we're going to end the episode, guys. You can watch on YouTube, like, subscribe, comment, all the nice things. Be nice to me, be lovely. I love you all.

And you can listen on every other platform. But yeah, this is so much fun. I fucking love you guys and we'll see you next week. Happy Thursday, bye. Adios, míos. Wait. Da da da da da. Ba ba ba ba ba.

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