Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Liposuction, getting punched in the face, & blizzard d*ck with Liv Manni

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

Yooo hoooo, hoist the colors high! Ladies and gay guys, welcome f*ckin back to the program! Hallie is joined by the extra adorable Liv Manni for a special and naughty episode full of.... singing? Liv shares her experience with liposuction and the unhinged story of hooking up with a Batchelder, Hallie shares how she was punched in the face, and Liv scrubbed her mouth with soap... and that is just the tip of the vibrator this week. Hallie and Liv round out the episode by answering your naughty questions from IG so be sure to follow @extradirty on socials, leave a review, a 5-star rating, and follow the show wherever you get your podcasts to stay up to date... and to submit your naughty question next time. Bye lipo!!

I just want to know, like, what is Halle Bachelors' favorite position in the bedroom? Have you ever had any sexual experience with women and how was it? How do you eat a guy's ass without it feeling like he's a pretty princess and I'm just up in there? Would you rather give head or receive it? One, two, three. We're having a little talk. Okay guys, I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation.

Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Guys, I have a very special freak with me this week. Freak of the week. Welcome to Extra Dirty Liv. Thank you. Are you excited? I'm so excited to be here.

Are you nervous? Not really, after that shot. Maybe I should finish it. No, finish the shot. I called my mom this morning and I was like, Mom, listen, I'm going on Halle's podcast, whether you like it or not. You don't have to listen.

I actually implore you not to listen. And she said, I'm not listening to that my grandmother watched the call her daddy episode I'm sorry is she okay is she on hospice oh my goodness no how fucking insane is that who showed her how to watch I don't know I don't know but whoever is showing her needs to take her phone away I've never met your grandma is she like active is she at it or is she like in a nursing home no she's at it with love with respect no yeah she's gonna outlive me so she found it herself like my did you like my great popped up on her for you page no she follows me perfect she goes up to me when she goes why do you have to swear she goes why do you have to swear so much and i goes, why do you have to swear so much?

And I was like, mama. And what did you say? I said, swearing is what you got out of all my content. All right, let's do a little bit of an introduction. How we know each other.

When did we become friends? Oh my goodness. All the lore. Okay. Cause we're like newer friends. We are newer friends, but it doesn't feel that way. No,

we're soul sisters. we're so close friends. We are newer friends, but it doesn't feel that way. No, we're soul sisters. No, we're so close. We're so close. Halle and I met on TikTok. I followed Halle in 2022. Yeah. And you know when you follow someone on TikTok, you click the link and you go to their Instagram. I'm like, she's hot.

She's funny. I need to follow her on every platform. I go to Instagram. We have so many mutuals and they just happen to be like some of my closest friends, Maggie and Emma. Maggie and Emma? Graydon. And you went to BU? I went to BU, but we never crossed paths in Boston. Well, you're younger than me. Yeah. I also like had a boyfriend and like never went out and I was so boring and weird. I heard that you were like kind of hot shit at BU i definitely thought i was looking back at the photos and my big ass gucci bell and my platinum blonde hair i most definitely was not did you wear the double g gucci bell of course i feel like that's a kid you yeah i feel like i've

seen pictures of you in a double g gucci i feel like you would wear one now it's kind of chic i feel like no it was chuggy but i think we're gonna bring them back well that's we should have wore them today no you know what else is else is chewy that Lauren's turned up? Gucci stock would have gone like. No. No, I swear it's coming back. But yeah, we met. And then we ended up having drinks with Maggie, I think, in Boston.

Yes, we went to Blue Ribbon for sushi. Yes. Yeah, right? That's what it's called, right? And we talked about Ozempic. We talked about Ozempic because I dabbled in Ozempic for a bit. I still do dabble. I'm very inconsistent in a lot of aspects of my life. And I would say Ozempic is one of the most inconsistent things. I like want to go on it just because I feel left out. One thing about Hallie is she's always going to talk about how she one wants to go on Ozempic

or Monjaro and two how she wants lipo well i have mental illness and this is what i do this is what i say to her hallie oh honestly i feel like all my friends got lipo and are on kilimanjaro mount i don't know how to pronounce it i've been on mount kilimanjaro and i've also gotten i've dabbled in lipo as well should we talk about that wait i booked a lipo appointment the other day what are you talking about? Hallie, you don't have fat. You don't have an ounce of fat on you. Wait, I didn't go.

You know, something I'll drunk eat. I drunk book lipo. I'm going to hold your hand while I tell you this, okay? And I know it's something you want really badly, and I love that for you. I just think it's fun. If you were to walk into a doctor's office and say, yeah, I want lipo,

they would literally go like this. Where are the cameras is this what do you is this a prank what are you talking about no i appreciate that but like i just feel no i'm not saying it to flatter you i'm saying it to humble you hallie you don't have any fat for them to suck out i feel like it's a group that i'm left out of okay it's like advanced math class like i'm not like in the math class that all my friends are in okay well as someone who's gone under the knife and gotten a little bit of lipo let me just clarify hi lipo hi lipo should we tell that

so i got a breast lift and while i did i didn't want implants i'm scared of plastic i'm such a hypochondriac i just know if i had plastic near my heart i like wouldn't be able to sleep at night so it's silicone i'm crazy like you're not putting legos in your chest holly i feel like a weird movement in my arm and i think i'm having a stroke like i can't have implants in my body i feel that too yeah i get that so i had my breast lift and they did a little bit of lipo in my stomach to shape my breasts perfectly that was perfectly perfectly and they are perfectly shaped now they're plump but i am going for a part two in february but that's for a different story really yeah because i feel like that's when it just starts like vacation starts you're not gonna be able to go in the sun remember you got lipo

fourth of july i got like on the and you couldn't go out all summer but i did go out all summer no yeah you did but we did no we did that we did yeah anyway i underwent this surgery about six seven eight i don't know a lot of months ago and since that day hallie's favorite thing to call me is lipo every time she sees me hi lipo hi lipo hi lipo hi where are you lipo and now whenever people say the word lipo i'm like like i think they're talking to me so and i was like yeah the straw doesn't work with this drink straw doesn't work with this drink we did zero bond we would go to zero bond which is like a members club in new york i've talked about it many times on tiktok and i probably mentioned it on here at least once um we would go to zero bond every fucking single night every

single night we were going through something. No, we were going through what we should be going through. We were going through the motions of life. No, yeah. At Zero Bond. I don't regret for a second our Zero Bond era.

Oh my God. Did you think I regretted it? No, never. Never. Never. That shaped me in ways that I can't even explain. The thing is like,

I feel like that's where you would go. That and Casa Cipriani. I feel like that's where you would go that and cast a chip riani i feel like that's where you'd go to find rich men everyone's always like i want to marry a rich man i'm like no cut that yeah you want to go where rich men hang out and fall in love with one and marry for love a hundred way you know that was extremely profound that was actually really profound that was also my dad my dad always says this to me which probably is less profound your dad gave me some boy advice too he goes stay alive till 35 and also marry the hedgy

the hedge fund guy catch him cheating take half and then marry the pool boy i'm obsessed he's giving desperate house no and that really stuck with me spiritually. So we were on Nantucket this summer and there was a boy who was trying to, I don't know what he was trying to do with me, but he was trying to. Was it my youngest brother when he went down on you? No. It was not. Breaking news. Liv Manny fucked my brother.

Breaking news. I did not fuck her brother but her breaking news her brother listen here's what i'm gonna say it was wine weekend it was it was in may oh yeah it was wine weekend i was still in my zero bond phase don't blame the grape hallie and i would drink every night you guys like it was bad like it actually drove me to insanity I don't drink that much okay well I did we went to dinner yeah Sammy and I were just locking eyes all night I had too many martinis and you know before I knew it he was like you're coming with me and I was like where are we going we just got to dinner and we left when Hallie's brother was going down on you did you see her face in him i'm screaming

yeah i was like hallie stop i mean sammy you saw my face when my brother was going down on you i mean for a side i was like damn you guys are twins you're twins he just doesn't have extensions and he's really really jacked he's huge and and honestly it's crazy you can't say that why you can't see you pictured my face on my brother's face when he was going are you kidding that's like the most mild thing that's gonna be said in this entire podcast and i did see you when sammy went down on me i did oh my god and i think i might have called him hallie i'm kidding sammy i'm so sorry you have to be brought into this hallie right there hallie keep going wait that was the night i got punched in the face in the street and then

sammy had to drive back he had to lift his head up between your legs come back and drive you guys back to pick me up because that part i do remember okay so i like try to break up a fight which honestly is the most pick me thing i think i've ever done like i'm this like 110 pounds like fake blonde with fake tits and i'm like i think i could break up the details i didn't need to go into with huge perfect tits and i'm like i think i could break up the details i didn't need to go into with huge perfect tits with perfectly sitting girls it was in front of stubbies on nantucket and these two men are getting into a massive brawl like fist like it was not like a cute little like slap like no which i don't think any man fight is but anyways i got in there i'm like guys break it up the gut one of the guys turns around swings and absolutely rocks me in the

fucking dome like i was seeing stars i was seeing my creator i thought that was where that and graydon was like wait that was bad no graydon was like wait did we get sandwiches at stubby's like it was like wait i have to go get the food it's ready no that was it was like holly lauren pick her up i'm gonna go get the subs no the cops came the cops remember we were like scooted out of there because the cops pulled up right there and like there was a massive scene in the street yeah it was a massive scene it was really someone had their phone out. There were several phones out. There were several things said that probably should have never left anyone's mouth.

I don't know what possessed you to hop into a man fight, like a literal brawl. These men were tackling each other on the cement. Like someone was going to get curb stomped. And who got hit the hardest? Me. My dear friend, Hallie Batchelder. Honestly. And you took it like a champ.

I honestly ate that fucking shit up. I swallowed that punch. I was like, it was like a boomerang. I was like. Yeah, you know. I ate that. It was like what? I think the amount of alcohol you had consumed helped with like your elasticity.

No, yeah, for sure. My Botox was fucked fucked after that though my eyebrow was at my hairline my botox is fucked right now i'm like can you see that's kind of the essence of our friendship i feel like we find ourselves in a lot of inside jokes we find ourselves in a lot of interesting situations i remember last year when we were starting to hang out like every day we just like clicked we would go out all the time together zero bond let's talk about some of our conquests that we have witnessed on both sides at zero bond i'm so excited for this remember we start with you or should we all right we have ogre and Face, and then we have the Nile River and the North Sea. Yeah. Where do we want to start?

I think we should start with Ogre and Stupid Idiot. Take it away, Hallie. I would love to see how this was from the POV. So there was this like third string athlete. Sixth string. Sixth string. There was a sixth string athlete that I was really keen on last year. I liked him,

but I didn't like him. We saw him at that Travis Scott party. You liked him. No, I liked him a lot. And that was the first time we started. You saw ever saw me like anyone or like kind of crush. Yeah.

I feel like whenever I really like someone, it highlights all my insecurities without men. Real. Which without men, I feel like I'm an extremely confident person but when i start to like someone i feel like i almost like lose myself in logistics that's called bpd babes wait no i'm kidding no i'm kidding that's so real like i will allow treatment which like i will allow i will just like you become lenient

because you like them so much yes i become lenient but i also ignore red flags but not only do i ignore red flags they almost turn me on um like it's almost like a challenge like i feel like i'm in a video game and like you know like mario kart yeah you just want to get all the coins i just want all the fucking coins yeah all those red flags you just want to get all the coins. I just want all the fucking coins. Yeah, all those red flags. You just want to catch them all. Yeah. Luigi's like right behind me and I'm like, I'm just like dodging every fucking red flag, every fucking bull door, everything. I'm just, I want the red. What was the end of Mario Kart? The finish line? Yeah. I just want to get past that finish line. You're so Princess Peach, by the way. No, I am so Princess Peach. I'm like that turtle. You don't tolerate men's bullshit.

You tolerate it less than I do. I tolerate all the bullshit. Honestly, I like love arguing with a guy. I like conflict. And then I like the sex that comes after that. A hundred percent. You know? I agree with that.

When I'm with a man who treats me right and is so kind and understanding and like just a good man, I will start to pick fights though. Oh, yeah. I used to pick fights with my ex just to like add some spice. People were like, how do you add spice to a relationship? Fight. Tits on an ant. Look for tits on an ant. Look for an argument. Yeah, and that's what I do.

And I really need to stop doing that. We were talking about bad quarterback. Okay. So this man was fucking hot, tall, sexy, beautiful, funny. But like the dumbest man I've ever came into contact with. It was bad. He sounded like Beavis in Butthead when he laughed. It was really crazy.

And so I kind of played off the lack of judgment and the poor decisions he was making with me on him just being a dumb fucking idiot anyways so I brought this man and like obviously Liv was being a great wing woman so he brought his friend and they came to zero bond. His friends not side note side note. When this athlete told us he was bringing his friend, I'm picturing another athlete. You're picturing Joe Burrow. I literally thought Joe Burrow was going to walk into zero bond and sweep me

off my feet. No. Yeah. That's not what walked into zero bond. His friend walked into zero bond who just wasn't my type. I'm sorry. I have a very specific type and he didn't fit i had to entertain this man all night because hallie was in just like

you guys were canoodling at zero bond i was like giving him a handy under the table you guys weren't really engaging in a four-person conversation so i kind of had to take that one you know yeah yeah um anyway we decided to go to little sister And if you don't know what Little Sister is, Hallie, break it down. Little Sister is where I lose all self-respect and inhibitions. So we go to Little Sister. And the second we get there, we head to the bar. And I really had to pee.

My bladder is this big. I said, guys, I'll be right back. I go to the bathroom. I come back. Hallie and her man are gone. Gone with the wind. Like, I cannot find this girl. I'm like talking to the other guy. I'm like, hey, I come back, Halle and her man are gone, gone with the wind. Like I cannot find this girl. I'm like talking to the other guy,

I'm like, hey, where did Halle go? Like, do you see her anywhere? He's like, oh, she left. I'm like, no, she wouldn't leave. Halle wouldn't leave me here with you. There's no way. Halle left, I checked her location, she was somewhere. She was home.

I was home with the man. Yeah, you were sucking. And I was with this man and I was like, listen, I gotta go go home like i i can't do this and he follows me out of the club he's like i gotta make sure you get home safe little lady like he was southern or something he was southern right he was like i gotta make sure you get your ass your pretty little ass home tucked in bed i'll stay little later i was like damn okay but you're not coming upstairs and that's for damn sure he said oh that's quite all right with me i just want to drop you off i said sure so he calls us an suv we drive to my apartment i get out of the car i say bye to him i

get out of the car and the car starts driving off and he's standing on the other side of the car i said i told you you can't come upstairs he said just for a minute a little lady i'm like okay elvis so i bring him upstairs and on the way up i'm like fuck like how do i get this man out of my apartment like i do not want to engage in this whatsoever and i'm thinking about my christmas tree yeah this was in december and i love christmas you know i go all out for decorating i just got in my christmas tree and it was pretty tall last year and i couldn't reach the top of my christmas tree and i didn't have a stepping stool. So I thought to myself, this man can put the star on top of my tree.

This man can put the star on my tree, but he's not getting sucked tonight. Absolutely not. No, absolutely not. And that's exactly what he did. He put the star on my tree and I absolutely kicked his ass out and I haven't talked to him or seen him since. And I'll remember him forever for the deed he did for me. I think we should get into the norsey i would love nothingiktok it is one of the characters in my

life that is honestly no it's a little recurrent but not like sexually i hooked up with him we've how many times have we hooked up like a handful a few a few yeah and he's hot he's rich he's younger than me which was my ex was younger than me he is he's like 24 25 oh i had no idea so yeah he's hotter so so is the nile river so is his friend he the nile river i know his age yeah he's older than you yeah but younger than me. Okay. But somewhere in the middle. But I'm going to do some math for you. Okay.

You're younger than me. Right. Right. Yeah. No, right, right. Yeah, totally. Okay. So this man, the North Sea, we kind of like had been eyeing each other for a little bit. Like he had been like, he's friends with Lauren.

He's friends, his friends, like we like always like hung out. We we went to casa cipriani we watched a magic show together um oh which is where where casa cipriani okay oh you told me about this yeah we like went on a double date but like lauren didn't know it was a double date lauren's like wait i have a boyfriend wait so it was lauren jordan wasn't there yeah i'm crying it's's Lauren a random man the North Sea and Holly I'm obsessed and at the end of it Lauren was like wait I think

we're on a double date Lauren's so naive but so anyways we they're members at Zero Bond so we saw them

at Zero Bond one night we joined their table they're all sitting in the back room and like they have a big group of guys and we

or just us like just a few group of girls. We're hammered. Me, Liv and Lauren. We are fucking cross-eyed. We are drunk. We are lubricated. We are ready to pounce on anything we fucking see.

So we walk over to this group of guys. I sit on the Norsey's lap and I'm definitely like jerking off. Hallie, you were more than sitting on him. Hallie was riding this man into the sunset. No. With clothed, fully clothed. Oh, yeah. At Zero Bond.

But it was in the back room, so it's fine. No one saw. Yeah. Except about 15 of his friends. No. I do this thing with guys where like, I'll be like sitting on their lap and I like still stand by like an over the pants hand job. OTP.

OTP. I think that's a killer move. Hundred percent. No. Yeah. Oh, hundred percent. Especially in an Uber. Also things that other especially in a especially an SUV.

There are some things that I could see other girls doing that I'd be like, yikes. But if I saw you doing it, it would just be hilarious. Like that was funny. I just like to see what I'm working with. It was so funny. Before I really dive in. I looked over and I was like, damn. I was like, I thought I was talking to you.

You know when you're like standing next to your friend, you think you're talking to them, but they really like walk the other direction and you're just talking to nothing or a stranger. That was me. Yeah. So Liv sees this French man that spoke like a fucking English English but he looked like he was put together and he looked like he was wealthy and he looked good you know he looked great from his also hand but like his side profile no yeah I I was sitting directly across from him no yeah and also like the beer goggles were on they were on no I was like this next thing I know

first of all we're sitting there with about 17 people like there was a group of like maybe 20 people in that room next thing I know out of nowhere

I blink and everyone's gone except me and this French man in the back and Monica who works at Zero Bond is looking at me going Liv

we're closing soon I'm like what? what is she talking about? I'm sitting in the back room making out with this French man Liv we're closing soon i'm like what what is she talking about i'm sitting in the back room making out with this french man live we're closing soon live we're closing live put your pants back on and hallie had already gone home with the north sea yes i did go home with the north sea guys and let me tell you why i called the north sea this man had me in every fucking compromising position like we walked all

right so we walked into his apartment and the first thing he does he just like takes out his dick in the living room and like forces me on my knees i'm sorry like skull fucks me oh my god this kid is the nicest guy oh that's why i call the North Sea, because it's a tumultuous, rough sea. It's deceiving. But it's deceiving. We don't know the North Seas out there. This kid is so kind, such a gentleman. And then he just forces me to my knees

and makes me suck him off. I know you love that. I know you love that. And she ate that shit up. No, I ate that shit up. Of course. But I don't do sleepovers. So we went into his

bedroom and he was grunting like he sounded like the grinch no my dream no but like i am all for like guys that make noises but like you can't make any more noises than me totally i completely agree but they were like not only noises it was like grunt he was like almost like he was a football coach and he was calling plays i remember blue 42 i remember one thing you told me about this man after this happened like this is the one thing i remember hallie told me that it sounded like he was in labor and i will never forget but no i never will forget the image that came out of my like his face was so serious when he was like yabby and you know his eyebrows he has that face

he has that face no i love him i would sleep with him again but no like i would sleep with him again but i was not prepared for the grunting and like when he was hitting like when we were like we were in doggy he was pulling on my extensions like i was a like rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and like he was santa riding the sleigh he was like like, you fucking slut. Like you stupid fucking slut. And honestly, they're real. Honestly. Okay. And then he busted all over my face.

Did he? We remember when the French man told everyone that he did that to me, but he absolutely did not. And I would like to set the record straight. His friend came up to me and was like, yo, Frenchman told me what you let him do on you. And I would like to set the record straight his friend came up to me was like yo Frenchman told me what you let him you let him do on you and I was like a facial yeah we in college my ex-boyfriend convinced me that facials were like actually good for your skin they are

oh yeah they are I thought he was just like fucking with me skincare expert lift Manny they are really yeah wait you are a skincare expert that's like it has like actives or I I thought he was just like fucking with me. Skincare expert, Liv Manny. They are. Really? Yeah. Wait, you are a skincare expert. That's like your niche. It has like actives or I don't, don't quote me. I just know it's actually good for your skin. It's very nourishing. No, I know it's high in protein count.

Yeah, just don't get it in your eye. I did that once. I like a good facial. I feel like there's an aspect being degraded like that. That's exciting. So I can't relate to that sentiment, but I literally love that for you so much. No, yeah. It's almost like...

You should post a skincare routine on TikTok. I don't know if TikTok would be the platform for that. Yeah, maybe we can just do one right here. Oh, yeah. But then he went into the shower at the North Sea. Right went into a shower was this at his apartment or yours it was at his beautiful apartment okay i never bring a guy back to my apartment because i never want to be in a position where i have to make an excuse to kick a guy out i always like to be in a position where i can make an excuse where i have to leave bye It's easier to leave a location than to tell someone because men can overstay their welcome.

And I don't cuddle. I don't do the forehead kisses, the bedtime stories. I only cuddle if I'm in love. I don't like to cuddle. I don't like any of that. I'm very transactional. That's probably a bad word. But you're a business.

You're a woman in business. I'm a woman in business. You're a woman in business. Sorry that she's priorities And places to be People to see Babies to kiss No but He was in the shower

And I just left While You didn't even say bye No I didn't say bye Okay That seems like the right thing to do After someone calls you A stupid horse slut

While you're bent over In their bed Yeah But like then I processed it I was just It was shock value But like I processed it And I just it was shock value but like i process it and i think

i could accept that again love no yeah all right next subject now that we're speaking about the french man okay would you like to tell the panoxal story would you like me to tell the panoxal i would like you to tell the panoxal story because this is the funniest i'm gonna make this fucking story make a short and sweet let's just hit bullet points make it short like sweeping yeah short and sweet french man i went home with him okay i don't really participate in fellat that and i agree but i don't really hook up with men that i've i've never it was my first night meeting him like that was a true one night stand you've never had a one night stand no i've had a one night stand but like in my college days anyway the french man i went home with him okay i engaged in certain activities that i don't normally do with men that I don't know because I don't want to catch any diseases.

Yeah. But I was so drunk. Anyway, I also don't do sleepovers. So I get in an Uber and on the way home, I start coming to and I'm like sobering up. I start coming to the Uber. I start sobering up in the Uber, you guys. And I have, again, I told you I'm a hypochondriac because my mind is going herpes, herpes. You're going to get herpes. You don't know this man. He's probably dirty. I'm freaking the fuck out. So I get home. I run right up to my apartment.

And what do I take out? Dish soap and Panoxyl. Okay. Yeah. My dial dish soap. And what did I do? I brushed my fucking teeth with Poxyl it has benzoyl peroxide in it my gums were white for a week and then i took two shots of dish soap thinking it would kill any like std germs if only i lived life like you i probably would have died yeah poisoning holly i woke up in the morning and i saw the panoxyl and the dish soap in my bathroom and i was like what the fuck and then i remembered i was like burping bubbles it was crazy and on that note i would like to exclaim that i've never had an std like the fact that you thought acne medication would cure herpes kind of makes sense though right no it kind of does i think a shot of vodka would have disinfected you.

Hallie, a shot of vodka. No, a shot of vodka would have cured you. Oh. Next time. Where were you? I was sucking off an orc. Where were you when I need you? I want to talk more about the dumb idiot.

Oh, I would love to talk more about that. When I went to, was it Tahoe for a ski trip this is the best this is a fucking insane story so my friend Lutz she has a beautiful home her family has a beautiful home

multiple homes on a mountain it's ski in ski out okay like we're in the middle of fucking nowhere just like on a ski trip we're guests of theirs

all their family members there's like 20 people in both homes. And may I say, it's ski in, ski out. Not in my wildest dreams that I think I would have a fucking dick appointment in Lake Tahoe mid snowstorm. Okay. Nevertheless. So we had a rental car, but not only, you would park the rental car in the parking lot

and then a cat would pick you up. It's like a cat mobile, like an Uber cat. Right. It's like a fucking snowmobile that brings you into the ski in, ski out. Anyways, this man is on the other side of the fucking lake.

The dumb idiot. Who would be on the other side of the lake? Who also, by the way, if you're an athlete and you're allowed to ski or snowboard you're not a good athlete most contracted athletes that are really good at their craft are not allowed to ski or snowboard that is like in their contract and you can take that to the bank and you can take that to the fucking bank take it to the motherfucking anyways

this man's on a ski trip didn't chop mid season mid by the way he's freelance i don't know okay but anyways this he's a freelance athlete what so this man hits me up the very basic letters that will just consume me where are you at what are you doing come here i have chills i don't think he even said i wanted to see you come here like there was no compromise no meeting me halfway so what did i do i get the uber cat i get the cat mobile to the rental mobile the rental car it was a 45 minute drive all the way to this man in the middle of a fucking snowstorm couldn't see anything hailing snow like hell it was a blizzard no there was an avalanche the day before three dead three dead three dead yes oh rest like I was risking my life for the dick there was no one that could stop me

in my past not even a fucking grizzly bear that would have attacked my car that would stop me from getting to this man you are so devoted to your craft i am devoted to cock you are you're so devoted to your craft no listen so listen but honestly i already knew before i went to this that this would be a good story so i got there and like me and this man would like hook you up for like probably like not even that long well a month we hooked up a month and a half yeah a month and a half it wasn't that long it was nothing but like i was i when i dive in i dive into the deep end head first head fucking first i don't care if there's a concrete block, no floaties.

No fucking floaties. I might snap my neck. Cinder block on my neck. Fucking take me down. I'll get back up. This man. I pull up. He makes me park somewhere that's very far from where they are at.

They're at some dive bar. And he made you park far away from the dive bar? Yeah. I don't like him. No, yeah. he like didn't even come out and get me no like i look i felt so stupid sitting there where you at where you at he didn't answer for like 20 minutes i'm like okay i'm parked in the middle of butt fuck nowhere on the other side of the mountain so far away from my friends alone in a rental car it was like a honda civic that i did not know how to fucking work you were driving i was driving oh my god

hallie i thought you took an uber no you drove i drove soberly like i didn't drink anything before i had to sleep over i had to sleep over but like i yeah i drove i had no idea you drove i thought you took an uber i thought you were like in a suburban there was no ubers no oh i was driving like a toyota prius i'm not gonna music yes what kind of music do you listen to nicki minaj i was like fuck the roman's revenge so i get there and this guy is like introducing to me all of his friends which i think is a green flag if a guy's in like hi like this is blah blah i'm like okay so i'm like locked in i felt like this is a good sign then i like made the brief mention of me visiting him and he was like i

don't know if we're there yet yeah yeah yeah and i was like yeah yeah this is the last time i'm ever seeing this man ever he's like yeah no for sure no i was like oh yeah we're not no totally i just brought it up to see if you were gonna like no yeah but like we were like making it out in public yeah which means nothing from home making out with someone in your own city is different than making out on vacation he's checked out oh that's so true you know like his family isn't gonna walk in his friends i mean yeah his friends are there but they're all blacked out no you're right you're making me feel worse about it no i'm not trying to make you feel worse i'm trying to validate you no no you're right

you're right so this man at this point in the night like he had been just like he was like there but he was like not there yeah and at this point i was night like he had been just like he was like there but he was like not there yeah and at this point i was like this is the last time i'm gonna fuck this guy because like i was like this is the last time i'm seeing him like he was like he was checked out and like i was just kind of like all right fuck it fuck it so he brought so much better than him hallie it like makes me mad thinking about it he was like bald too anyways but that's fine but like not everyone is like i would never want to be in a position where i'm like begging for a man's attention or validation like no nothing disgusts me more yeah like imagine begging for a man to pay attention to you nightmare no no we're better

we don't do that ladies we do not do that do that no you're better than that so this man brings me back his dog almost mauls me which is fine it was a puppy and all of like his friends bring other girls back and i'm like okay what is going on yeah anyway i fucked this guy and he must have not had slept with me the last time we had hooked up prior which was probably like a few weeks this man came so quickly and not only did he come he busted all over the walls you would think like it was a jackson pollock museum it was like he said picasso no he said jackson pollock i was an art history minor jackson pollock jackson pollock or picasso jackson like i swear to god he almost took my fucking eye out.

That's really crazy. Like, control yourself. I slept there. We're both like facing different directions. Oh, wait, this makes me sad. I left the next day in the Toyota Prius in another snowstorm. Defeated. I don't think I came either.

And I was just like so defeated on that ride home. It was a 45 minute drive back to the mountain. I actually think our first little argument was over this man. Well, all right. just like so defeated on that ride home it was a 45 minute drive back to the mountain i actually think our first little argument was over this man well all right so i you were like i was down bad about this guy you were down bad but you go context no context context context okay you were hallie had been down about this man for a few days and we talked about it i was there for you like we talked about it but at this specific moment we were about to go to gospel and we were given a table and we were given an opportunity gospel by the way is like one of our favorite clubs in new york one

of our favorite clubs like i wanted holly to have a good night i wanted us to have a good night like i wanted her to be in good spirits and like fuck that guy meet a cute guy like whatever and i could tell she was really sad as your mom not sad i was just really sad i was sad you were just thinking about it i'm never sad i'm usually mad you were mad you were emotional about it you were like what the fuck no i wanted to curb stomp his little stupid throat and whatever i said to you i'm gonna need you to repeat it because i don't remember but i promise you it was with the utmost respect and love you go you're being fucking weird pull your shit together you little fucking weirdo i did not it was to that essence it was that essence and i would do it again and

she would and i'm glad she did that's a real friend yeah i got you we had a table to show up at no like we did and there was like hot jew men there. And you were like, that's your fucking vice. I was in heaven. Jewish heaven, whatever that is. I actually have a burning question for you that I, we talk about literally everything under the sun. Yeah. But I don't know what your like favorite position in bed is and i just want

to know like what is hallie bachelor's favorite position in the bedroom my favorite position's on top same because one i feel the most power in yeah if i want to i can choke a man out and make him see jesus totally but secondly that's the quickest and easiest way to finish it that's the easiest way to have an orgasm and like sometimes the quicker the better sometimes a guy is just like a fucking vibrator with a heartbeat and i say this all the time but sometimes it's just thank you for your service and sometimes the vibrator would have worked better no that's true i use a vibrator a lot daily wait no with guys like i think it's good like when you're giving head like i always i have this like bullet thing

like when i'm giving head that i put like right underneath like their taint okay i don't know if it's their taint it's like right underneath the i think it's the bottom of their no no right it's good i think they're interchangeable wait production yeah yeah so right underneath their taint i don't know it depends on the guy the perfect length for sex because sometimes i can go rounds and rounds and once i have like one orgasm they just keep coming like rapid fire totally they get stronger and stronger it's like a fucking snowball yeah hundred yeah so i don't want to hit once like oh with guys they just like fucking burn out after one yeah well some special guys i mean they can keep going there are some men out there with really great stamina but after a while it just like starts to hurt yeah it does but um i think it depends how much i like the person or how much i know the person

for the perfect length if i really like them and like we have good chemistry like i would go until the sun is coming up you would go for 48 hours no i've done that before i'm obsessed with that like with the like i've done that before did you do that with the 52 year old with the green toes no he was a he also said some fucking weird shit which by the way i had never met him into the halloween party we went to and he's really cute no he's fucking he's really cute he's really tall really cute successful yeah i actually love that for you but like he's such a peter pan which peter pan by the way is like an older guy in new york that like never wants to grow up he's like i never want to go i never want to grow up and like the more like older they get the more successful they get and

the hotter girl the younger and hotter girls they can get so they're always probably running around with like a 25 year old model 19 19 to 23 19 to 23 100%. I'm kind of drunk. I'm too. And I've kind of been like really tipsy this entire episode. No wait same. All right let's get into the let's get into like a little I want to hear some of the questions you guys have. Let's answer some of those. Let's address those. And I want to hear your takes on them too. And if you guys want to leave questions in the future just follow extra dirty on Instagram. i'm always leaving stories on there so you guys can like give me your confessions or questions and we will do our best to try to answer all of those on this podcast so let's go through a few of our favorites right now because we uploaded a story the other day and

we got some really crazy questions and confessions you guys are you guys are fucking weird freaks and i love you all funny raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens your brother went down on me at one weekend oh these are really good no they're so good and also important to answer okay i like this one what's one move that makes a man go crazy and i think this is in general not just in the bedroom honestly even if a guy is a small dick pretending like you're choking on it like gagging on it i don't have a gag reflex but pretending like you're literally losing air and that you might need cpr after will make him feel so like special special and validated and everyone deserves to feel that way like men like men need their fucking ego pet for yeah like yeah

what did that come out right they need their ego pet yeah they need their ego pet 100 that's actually a really good tip yeah so mine was very different oh really mine's cook him dinner oh i always say go with like if he's ind make him Indian food if he's Italian make Italian food no I swear I swear not you cooking up tiki masala I swear to god you guys make him something his mom would have made him when he was younger and absolutely kill it if you need to practice this in your apartment before he comes over do it actually that's a really good one nail this dinner and he'll nail you should i do the dirty version you do the the wholesome version yeah wait that'll be funny yeah yeah okay next question oh i love this question would you rather give head or receive it one two three give we're givers

we're givers also it shows like philanthropy it shows like tax write-off yeah it's it's tax it shows your generous soul and that would you would make a good wife but also there's something validating about a guy just being like it's rewarding for me when a guy like is just so vulnerable they're in such a vulnerable position because you could bite it off if you wanted to. Well, that's not what I was thinking, but that's a really good point. The power is in your mouth. The power is in your mouth. The power is in your mouth.

Yeah. Can I say both? Like both. Receiving? Yeah, I love receiving. You don't? No, I do. I just like, sometimes I'm like, get to the point.

Yeah, no, 100%. I don't like getting. It depends who it is. I don't like a guy going down on me that I don't really know. It depends who it is completely. I kind of need to be in love to enjoy that, actually. Anyway, moving on. How do you eat a guy's ass without it feeling like he's a pretty princess and I'm just up in there?

I'm screaming. No way, guys. I have to tell you something. There's no way to eat a guy's ass without making him feel like a pretty princess because when like there's nothing that gives me the ick more when a guy arches his back when you're eating it.

What? Like there are things in this life that I haven't experienced and I never want to. Let me show you okay this one guy would make me eat his ass like loved like having me put like different objects in his ass whatever he was like really into butt stuff but then he would also like make me he wouldn't make me he would also want me to like suck his dick from that position so imagine this guy's on all fours. What? Yeah.

And like physics doesn't work like that. No. So this guy would be on all fours and like I would have to like bend like, hold, give me your microphone. Should we show? Yeah, show. We're going to do a visual representation of this.

I'm the guy. it looked painful but no there is no easy way to eat a guy's ass without him looking like a pretty little princess because he is a pretty little princess yeah holly yeah have you ever had any sexual experience with women and how was it yeah i mean with a male chaperone i mean nothing i've ever done with a woman has ever been without a man present and supervising the situation really i've never actually well i don't you know i make out with all my friends which i find to be like normal and silly yeah i'm very open-minded i don't but i've had three i've gone down on a girl yeah that's for sure but a man was there behind her she's my birthday twin really yeah you know who i'm

talking about yeah yeah she was a freak yeah that was actually the first time i ever was like oh fuck i need to strap in and put my helmet on he's hot no she's so hot she's gorgeous but that was uh that was a roller coaster aquarius queen yeah yeah i mean she was amazing she yeah wait what okay i love this one the age old question does size really matter? It's not about the size of the ship. It's about the motion of the ocean. Also like aura really goes into it.

Is it true? Does size matter to an extent? Yes, I have slept with a guy with a micro penis and it really upset me. It really hurt my feeling. Is it in? It was like, I might as well put a fucking, you know. Piece of dust. No, chapstick

burt's bees would have fulfilled me more okay the mini the mini travel size but also there's such thing as too big i've been like split in half like a fucking tree before my groin has been in the other room. Okay, wait. Would you rather too big or like too small? Not micro. Too big. Same. Hallie. Yes.

I found videos of my boyfriend having sex with men in his phone. How the fuck do I approach? Okay. Queen. Listen. Actually, I'm going to say this and be real with you. Whether it's a man girl giraffe dog pet fish dog he's still cheating on you and you can still confront it you're just being like you

betrayed our trust you betrayed the relationship you cheated on me he still cheated whether it was this guy or girl like it doesn't really matter he still is doing something unloyal to you and behind your back that's wrong like whether that's i mean i wouldn't focus on the fact that it's with a guy because whatever to each their own i think some some people would take that and use it as an excuse like he's confused he's trying to figure something out he cheated on you and he betrayed you you can put confusion into that of course but he still cheated on you and disrespected you. And it's still, you're still deserved a conversation.

You're owed a conversation. And you deserve better. You deserve better. And I'm in that Lexi-o. You deserve better, better, better. Yeah,

but he's gay, sweetie. He's gay. he's gay he's gay and if you don't want to confront him then you better get ready for the pride parade because you're going with him and we'll probably be there but you know what i love my gays love i just, he's still cheating on you. Okay, let's do one more question. And I think we should both answer it with disgust and filth. Okay. Obsessed, yeah.

So ask a dirty one. What are your thoughts on pegging? My thoughts on pegging? I would absolutely fuck strap on a massive ass dildo and rock the fuck out of a man if you let me. Honestly, I feel like that would be such a power trip. Sorry. That's probably one of the only things I've never done is peg a guy you haven't i've become close there was this one guy the guy that loved all the ass stuff yes i shoved a whole like

bottle into his ass at one point like it was he was the same guy that told me to put a wine stopper in my ass okay okay so he just loves ass stuff yeah but like that to me a strap on his next level though i know that like requires like home depot yeah that requires a lot of labor manual labor i don't think i would like the aesthetics of pegging a guy like i'm picturing it right now like a massive built man what color would the pegger be probably pink yeah probably pink but if it was his if he had anything to do with buying it would probably be blue to protect his masculinity babe if you're arching your back and i'm pegging you from behind there's no protecting your masculinity i'm sorry but i were too far gone it's on my bucket list okay um it's on my mood board for 2025 pegging to

me what is pegging to you pegging to me is something i like really really hope my future husband wants nothing to do with because once i'm locked in like that and i got a rock on this finger right here if my husband asks me to peg him don't you have to at that point you're married just imagine a guy arching his back I don't want to I just imagined no it's crazy yeah he's a little pillow princess at that point yeah yeah I I don't my answer is that i'm not really comfortable with pegging kind of makes me scared i don't know i feel like try everything once like i've tried i tried lock a lox bagel ones i didn't like it but okay i'll peg someone i tried

i tried the lox bagel if you want to be pegged dm me yeah same okay i feel like we should leave it there okay if we didn't get to your question please please please please follow the extra dirty account and make sure you like submit those because we will be doing those every week i think and make sure you like subscribe five stars like all those good things things. Yay. Also, while we're here, follow Liv Manny on all platforms. TikTok, Instagram, LinkedIn. I don't fucking know

what you're on. Everything. OnlyFans? No, I'm kidding. This is important. This is important. Thank you so much for having me on, Nellie. Thank you, guys. This was so fun. I love you so much. I love you so much. Let's go get a drink go like get a drink no we should go out we're gonna go out tonight love you all kisses