Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Margot's POV of Mr. Mustache Man...

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

Margot on the pod yo!! 👯‍♀️ Hallie's college roommate and bestie Margot joins the bar to chat about their bender week, meeting Mr. Sexy Face (from last week), Hallie and Margot's sex toy Christmas tree, the rare occasions Hallie is protective over men, and Hallie and Margot's Fourth of July escapades... Hallie opens up about her worst fear of hooking up with a fan, if she has straight male fans, and then answers YOUR questions: walk of shames, best advice for post-grad, and we FINALLY get Margot's POV of her experience with Mr. Mustache Man... Enjoy babe! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm like hearing this like noise. It's like, ugh, and I look over. And Hallie's throwing up all over us in the bed. And then she wakes up and she's like, why did you throw up everywhere? I'm like, Holly? That was, you know. I gaslit the fuck out of her. And I'm.

Let's get Extra Dirty. Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I have one of my favorite people in the whole world on. Hello. It's Margo. She's back on the pod. For those of you who are uninformed and don't know, Margo is my college roommate slash best friend. We've known each other for way too long.

Our livers hate us both. We're going on like 10 plus years. That's really scary how old we are. There's a lot of memories. A lot of memories and a lot of blurred memories. Me and Margo have been on like a bend of this week. In the last episode I did, it was a solo. And I was kind of giving some insight to how I've been like really free-spirited and dating and like being a whole.

It's been so fun to watch. Yeah. I have to, like, get your side of it because you were there when we met Mr. SexyPants. Can you nickname that or what should his nickname be? I think SexyPants is appropriate. I think Mr. Sexy Pants. He is the most hot guy I've ever seen my whole time of life. No, he's literally gorgeous.

Like, every single girl at the establishment was gawking at him. But I was comparing it to, like, you know, Samantha Jones in that episode where, like, she's at that really, like, gross vegan restaurant. And everyone's sitting around. No, because just the Jerry guy. Okay. Yes. Is the waiter and everyone's just kind of waiting it out and like eyeing each other.

That's how it felt. And he is like sexiness kind of equivalent. And like younger. And you're Samantha. I was like, he. Oh my God, that literally is he is younger. I thought he was like going to be older though. I know.

But I feel like he's like appropriate younger. And like he acts more mature. But I think we need to like go back to the beginning of Sunday because it started as wholesome. It was a wholesome day. The sun was shining. The sun was beating down on our beautiful dewy skin. We went to Chinatown. We went to Chinatown to get our favorite K beauty products.

Then we walked the West Side Highway. Very wholesome. I was trying to get my steps in because my aura rang. And then. Our best friend asked us to be in her wedding. Yes. We had to have a couple of cocktails to celebrate. obviously and then we stumbled upon a block party yeah we didn't stumble upon you were very

set on going to said block party I was set on going to set up party so we drink a bottle of wine at said block party out of solo cups even then we got there as it ended and since it was ending we were like we should go have a glass of wine somewhere else yep so and that we did and we gathered a fun group of girls yeah and we said let's see what's available for outside seating right and it was almost like the stars were aligned because we got there and all of a sudden Mr. sexy pants graced us. Right. And at first I saw some like girl talking to him at the front and I was like, oh, like must

be his girlfriend. Like bummer or whatever because he's like very fashionably, normally dressed. Like you wouldn't know this man is working at the establishment. And then all of a sudden that girl steps away and he's like, how many are your girls? And I'm like, oh. I was like, oh, we're seven. Hi, we're gonna be 10. We're 10.

He sat us and I was like, I've never, like, we were like. Yeah, we couldn't like stop staring. Like, dolls on the floor. It was like kind of like, like, I felt like I was being weird at a moment in time. You like got nervous. I got so nervous. Which is how. And I don't get nervous our own guy.

You don't, but when there's a guy, you like kind of like, you like do. Yeah. And you like, yeah. But like in a cute way. Who was the last guy you saw me like? My second cousin. your second cousin yeah that's another story i had so yeah i used to hook up with margot's cousin but like they didn't know they were related until a funeral but that's we'll get to that later right

okay so yeah we're sitting there and we're just like every time he would come over we'd be like like like all giddy staring at him no yeah and then i feel like the drinks started being served yeah the watercolors were out and i definitely was like what's your name and then i feel like that started us kind of talking to him yeah but then we had like more people join us join us. I think we had to move tables like seven times, but he was very accommodating. Extremely accommodating. And so that kind of started a banter. We were like moving from inside to outside, like all these different tables expanding our party. And then we for whatever reason, we moved back inside. And at that point, he like walked over. The patio seating was closed for the

night. And we were like, we are, I'm not leaving this established. We were there for like five hours. Yeah. I was like, we're not leaving until like we get this man's number. And like, I'm like trying to coach her on like what to say. I think you just like drew a blank because you were like he's so cute. It was like giddy and nervous. She was like I don't know what to say. And that's so not like me. I know. I'm not my brand. Honestly. I was kind of like embarrassed. So we were like going through how to approach him and then for whatever reason he came over and we started talking. And then I think you had like you had a good like in line. You were like so how many girls like asked for your number? And then he was like well I wanted to ask for years or something. Yeah. He's like I was going to ask you on the way out.

Yeah. And I was like, no. No. We were like, so then we were like, well, when you were shipped over? And he was like, actually, it's over right now. We were like, it's over whenever I say, it's over. And I'm like, that's so hot. Yeah. And then all the hostesses and the other waitresses were like watching this man leave with five girls. And like the hostess that he was working with on the way out pulled Jojo aside and was like, please don't give him this ego post.

She was like, this happens every day. Like, don't boost his ego. Meanwhile, we're all like skipping off into the sunset with him. Literally skip. And then I feel we started making out the table. Well, then we went to Dante. We were like, oh, like, let's go somewhere else because he couldn't hang out of the establishment because he works there.

So we walked down to Dante and we got some steak and some pasta and more red wine. And then they were getting really cuddly. And they're making out of the table to Sunday night. And I think like one of our friends is literally like, recording the entire thing. No, we have all the pictures. I almost want to share with the class and just blur out his face. And then I went back with him.

I was like, you're totally going home with him. I'm like, just meant this man. Right. But I was like, don't see for them. How crazy. Because we were talking dates. Like, you guys were like planning a date for the week. So I was like, we're playing with him.

We were, we were sent out. I texted a tattoo artist because they wanted tattoos. And I was like, are you in New York? The good thing. He didn't reply until the next morning. Yeah. This is why we need a babysitter.

two together. So then you went home and I'm curious about his apartment. It kind of looks like a cute little like Hobbit loft. I don't know. I didn't even care. It doesn't matter. We put on, what's that movie, Devil Worth Prada. Oh, I haven't seen it yet.

Yeah. That's fun. No, we put it on. And then I said I wasn't going to sleep with him. So I like blew him for a second. Oh, perfect. And then he just like jerked off on me. Okay, that's fun.

I was like, oh, who should have just like banged at that point. Yeah. Like what we were doing was like a lot more intimate. Right. Well, I don't know. I feel like that's like baby stubs, you know, like working your way up for last night. I know, but we did everything about, yeah, last night. I had to tell you about last night. But I will say, okay, tall, sexy, handsome, kind of like a dirty blonde long hair. Like he's giving like the, from Princess Diaries, like her crush with the sunglasses. He is giving that. Oh, God, he's so hot. And he's just so sexual. Yeah. Yeah, he like is. He like is a little too sexual. I mean, yeah. Like, he's just very, like, touchy and, like, PDA. And, like, so last night, I brought him to, like, my favorite date spot. Honestly, I bring every guy I go on a date with to Shamargo, and they always sit at us at that one table.

I've never gone on a date there. And, no, I brought at least five guys in the past month there. I think they think I'm running, like, a business, like, an escort business. I'm not even kidding. So I bring him there, and he's, like, still, like, cutting up my steak. He's like, a big steak guy and, like, feeding it to me. Because he put it to us on Sunday. And Margo comes and sits two tables away.

The table right next to you. There were two like literal date tables on either side of this like fireplace. And both of the chairs on both the two tables are like facing each other. And I'm like, can I be sat next to Holly? It's the next to you and we're like staring at each other as if we're on a double day. But I'm like with my other. The host of me was like some girls at the front asking to be sat directly next to you. And she says she knows you.

I'm like, yeah, that's Margo. She can. she can. No, but he like fully thought I was a fan because I was like, um, if possible, like, can you sit me next to Hallie? And they were like, yeah, we can check. And they're like, you want to sit next to Hallie? And I'm like, yeah, that's okay. And they're like, okay, we're going to check with her. You're a little too excited. Then he's like feeding me strawberries at the table. We got the $50 strawberries that are from Japan. And whipped cream. And he's like, any whiffords in my ear? And he goes, there's a bathroom that looks nice.

I thought I heard something about that. Yeah. Um, you were going to be. like I heard you saying something like should we like go like just us like back wherever and I was like oh are you guys like planning to leave us but then I was like I think they're talking about the bathroom he wanted to smash in the bathroom and I was like he was like there's a private there's like a single stall in the back and I was like I'm not getting my membership revoked over your beautiful big dick but you're on the board but like I'm on the board but you're on the board but like I thought about it for a second that would have been very sexual he's like always just like grabbing me which I kind of like but I was like, can you like literally get out?

You're inside of me. I agree. But I feel like that is kind of like your type of man. Like I feel like you like someone who's going to be like. All over me. Touchy and yeah. And like maybe a freak in the sheets. Maybe we're getting to.

It was a freak. Okay, let's hear more. You know what's funny because like I had a feeling he was going to be a freak just based off the shit we were doing at his apartment. We did too, but at least I didn't. But after you guys left, I feel like, Joe and Lindsay were like, I feel like he's like going to be a freak. Now he was, and he was.

He was a major freak. He like blindfolded me and like I was just like, just pick something from my drawer and surprise me because you know I have like every toy. Yeah, but I'm like also dead that like he blindfolded me but I had the blindfold and all the toys in the wind. Like you already had all these things in your apartment. Well, that's why it's perfect. It was like a sleeping mask. It was like one and there was like she silk paint like. It was silk.

And you wear it like on airplanes when you're trying to get some rest. But I was like, oh, yeah, he's blind folding weight. Right. And then there was like, I have a paddle in there. I think I know the paddle because we had it in our first apartment in New York. And at one point, and I don't know why you bought all this stuff. I forget where or when or we had a Christmas tree and we didn't have any ornaments. So we hung up all of the sex toys.

We put like condoms in it. It was really sad. We made something like really wholesome, really unwholesome. We went to the sex museum. I made everyone go like four times. There were like bon, what do they call? Benwaw balls, like hanging from the tree. Like, lube.

No, I have Benoit balls, a whip, and has three indented hearts. So when you, like, hit your ass with it, just the imprints are all hearts. It's really cute, honestly. And I also have, like, every vibrator you can think of, every butt plug you can think of, silicone, steel, and I also have nipple clams. I have a picture of you, you and our other friend attaching nipples with the clams. The nipple clamps are really cute. I know.

But nipple clamps were like a bitch. They're cute? I would think so. Yeah. So he was like pulling out everything from my drawer. And it was funny because he'd pull something out and it would be like a janky vibrator and I would throw it. I was like, no, not that one. I don't like that one.

Sounds like he was in like a toy store. And he was like, ooh, let's see me does that. Yeah. And I was like, I don't like that one. You're like, no, I'm trying to stop it away. So I woke up this morning, all my loops out and there's like four different toys like scattered. It's like, I'm like, I'm going to stop it. bedroom. And I also didn't let him sleep over. That's okay. I know you don't do that. I don't do that.

He wanted to cuddle him and I was like, cuddling is my favorite. I was like, I have to be up really early. Did you? No. I didn't, but I don't like to, like, share a bed. I like to sleep with the TV on. Yeah, but I don't think he would have cared about that. I like love to cuddle, but I get it when it's like someone you don't really know. It's kind of like awkward because it's like, yeah, I don't really know you but we're gonna like embrace all night as if we're like dating we already did like the most intimate thing ever but like yeah and also like he really was talkative what would he say he was like yeah just like I will finish if you just like say if you just talk and I was like I talk too much but my thing is like I'm not I guess I'm not that like vocal I'm so vocal I don't even know like what people's

like I don't even know what people say like what was he saying to you what would you say back do you share You know, like, he, like, wanted me to, like, call him, like, crazy shit. Like, why? And he was just, like, really into, like, he definitely had, like, a breeding fetish. You know what that is? But they just want, like, want a cream pie the fuck out of you. I don't even know if I know what a cream pie is. A cream pie is when they finish anew and, like, keep finishing in you.

Okay. And I tend to say that when I'm drunk. To do that? To do that. Because I feel like every guy wants to hear that. But, like, I only do that because I am on a lot of birth control and I can do that. Right. And the time that I was on Rose Control and the guy was seeing Love to Cream Pie is how I got knocked up.

So we can't do that. We've learned our lessons. We've learned our lesson. Let's talk about beginning of the day because he came over and he picked you up, which was, he's honestly like giving gentlemen. No, he is giving gentlemen. I like want to see him again. Yeah. But he came down to you, picked you up.

Yeah. There was some makeout. Yeah, he came to my apartment and I was like, do you want to come up? And like, I made my bed. And I already knew that it was going to fuck him. because I made my bed. Like internally, I was manifesting it. But we were on FaceTime and you were, like, ordering, like, nuts.

You wanted to put out, like, a little snack from him and, like, a bottle of wine. But then you said you guys drink coffee. We just, the whole bottle and we got back to my apartment. Yeah, perfect. Let me tell you more about that, actually. But he came over and he was just, like, giggling and just, like, push me up against the fridge. I'm, like, I'm sober and, like, this is crazy. Okay, but that's, like, fun because, like, it was hot.

Again, you're sober, so it's, like, more scary. and like I was like catches you off guard but it's like hot okay should we just stay here and I was like no we have to go and then we're making out the elevator and he's like trying to figure me in the Uber and I was like in the way there or the way back on the way there okay damn no very like whoa okay it was hot though and then you like this type of when we got back to mine there's I have this brand called Alice. It's like a shroom. But it's like for, it's like basically like nature's Viagra for like anyone. We took it and we both like I literally like I've never been hornyer in my life. I need some. I think you can buy it. Like it's like nickel shrooms. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like they're

like um makes you like very like sensitive to the top. They've just like the orgasms just kept coming. And I was like, wow. Okay. And that's a big achievement. I feel like it's hard to achieve that. No, he just wanted to please me. I was like, this is amazing. Okay, he's a giver. He's a giver. I think you met your husband.

No, he didn't. No, maybe I did if he's watching. We may have. I don't know. I do like him, though. They also like, look. I rarely like people. You guys look like really good together.

No, we look hot together. Sexy sexy. He's hot. Like, are you kidding? I just like need, like, we literally, every single girl in the establishment that he works at that we met him at, we're all like like literally hi he was so pretty beautiful dreaming yeah and then he like he wants to hang out tonight

he does yeah we made plans for like literally sunday last night Wednesday it's the next game I haven't talked to him today but like I didn't reply to his last text well was his last text home baby had so much wrong with you I'm legit still so fucking horny okay and you didn't reply that's why he hasn't texted you today that was was like his like that was fun text i know but like he texts out 1.36 am and i already passed out do you like wake up and say yeah you wake up and like reply like terrible right now what do i say hey so i'm still horny too hi so same it's 7 p.m same he he he he talks what are you what are you doing tonight he calls you mama i don't know like that that's cute because he

thinks he knows that i'm older than i've had someone call me like their little princess and i didn't like that. That happened to be in Nantucket. I thought it was a fetish. He was like, oh my way don't put your ass. I was like, I'm not your little fucking anything.

Don't call me that. Yeah. I'm also like, I'm not vocal. So I'm just silent. Remind me your address, mama. excited to see you.

I'm like, I'm not your mother. But like I can't be for the name. But I feel like it's like mamacita. But like also you are like you're giving sugar mama. You are sugar mama. You are sugar mama. Even though he's been paying for everything.

But he's already like miss you baby. I know. Like I do fear there's a little bit of like love momer in here just like but like from the both of us right I agree because you yes I'm also I I wouldn't consider myself really a love bomber at all though like I feel like I'm pretty I feel like it's just playful how I'm being I'm not like I'm not having like serious conversations about my feelings with them I feel like that's love bombing yes I would agree with that because even like last night at Shay you were like cuddling with him on like the couch well he was pulling

no as no but as you should have it's cute but sometimes you'll even do that with like guys if you're just like drunk and sleepy and like want to be touchy and then you'll be like okay bye you're like okay bye I'm going home and they're like wait what I thought we were just like she goes you sometimes just do that when you're drunk and sleepy and you want like a shoulder to sleep on you do there's been like others one of like the daddies I literally remember a night you were like so like touchy-feely with him like giving him so many singles that you were like all over him no this was like he's back with his girlfriend oh I was talking about oh fuck I mean I've done a lot shit with the daddies. Wait, like with the, that kind of looks like, what's his face? Yeah, from Scooby-Doo.

What? No. He kind of has like whiteish hair, but he's like hot. No, he has, he's a little bit hot. He's, he's, has white hair, yeah. Yeah. But he's so hot. I didn't know you ever hooked up with them. I didn't, but I was like giving him like an OTPH-H-H-A at like Sunday and like, do last. This is what I mean. And I was like rubbing his jacket. You did the same with like the other daddy and then he was like thought it was like in the bag you went home together and then you're like okay bye I'm going home and he's like what and you're like I'm tired after like two seconds ago being like so lovey like all over him but I actually like this one no I agree I think you do too which is why I'm excited he needs to find you a hot friend I agree even said he would come out of like

three wear retirement to engage me to engage yeah we can engage Marco again but if you actually like him you would get jealous. You think I would get jealous in a threesome? I probably would. You wouldn't if you don't care about them, but when you, like, someone, you were very, like, protective over them. I know. Like, don't even, like, look at them. Don't even fucking look at them. So I would never cross that line. For the people I don't know the story, there was this guy, me and Margo were college roommates and were best friends for life. But there was this guy that we both on so hot Fourth of July and Antarctica. No, we met him in Casa de Campo at that white party. Oh, my God, we did. You were, like, in the hot tub.

with him at my family's like rental on my family vacation it was that was a crazy that was a sick night but i remember you were like in the hot tub with this man's and like my aunt like walked out because she was like helping abby's friend get to the airport and you were like well it was six i am and like someone was going to the airport because they were leaving because it was six i am she was prologging in the hot tub at this man tub were like well my tits in his like in his face and your grandma was like, Hallie? And then the next day with grandma, we're in the hot tub with grandma.

It's like sunset hour and Hallie and I are like so blasted because this house had like a bartender. It was just giving us drinks and we were being manic. And literally like it's me, Hallie and my grandma in the hot tub. My grandma's like a yapping at us. And all of a sudden, Ali's just like throwing up in the water like, mm. And like, Nani's like not even noticing. My grandma's like crazy.

I'm just like oblivious. And she's like keeps yapping. and I'm like, Ali. She was like, throw up like over there. Not in the water. That was a crazy trip. That was the crazy. Like my uncles went out with us.

I know. Yeah. I mean, I love Casa Campo. For New Year's Eve, that was so much fun. Nani was probably drunk too. 100%. But yeah, we were making out of them there. But I had been in her, I was in a relationship.

I feel like that was junior. Maybe that was in your year. Yeah. Yeah. I was definitely, we were on the rocks though. And like, I was up to no good. But I think I definitely stepped out on that trip. But didn't count.

It was like a vacation. Right. I was getting so much attention. At the time, my college boyfriend was really bad at giving me attention. Yes. Especially. Sexual attention. Meeting your needs.

Meeting my needs. He, like, would go out of his way if I, like, did not meet my needs. I would, like, I would, like, ask to give him head and he would, like, say, no, I have to work out tomorrow and I want to be fat. That's like a reason. I go, you're a D3 athlete and you're not even on the team anymore. You just got cut. It almost was like he, it's like you wanted it so bad that he was like, didn't want it more. It was like taking away a toy for me.

It was like it was a punishment. Right. Fucking asshole. But anyhow, that's how we met. That's how I cheated. Then we ran into an Niantucket that from July weekend and then things. Yeah. So we had just broken up.

So me and what's his face had just broken up. And I was like kind of scared to like. I hadn't like had sex to someone else in a few years. So I was like, Marco, would you like do this with me because I'm like scared to do it alone? Like, sure. And she was like, I oblige. I oblige I'll be there. It's just friendship.

So we were like lying down in a bed. Picture two bodies laying down like this like side by side. And this guy's going down on both of us like between us. Like going down on both us, you would go down to Margo and then you'd go down on me and then we'd be like with you together. It was really crazy. And this was like the fourth of July. So a lot of beverages had been served. and we had like the pull-house to ourselves and um yeah with the pull-offs to ourselves for sure

but i would also say it was like a fairly pggy threesome because it wasn't like we weren't like we also weren't like engaging yeah one we didn't have sex with them and two we weren't really engaging with each other it was more like we were making it out we were like yeah but it was like friendship sharing him yeah and he was like i remember he left and was like you never believe what happened he literally called his friends like we heard him big like his pants weren't even on Like, because then I fucked him after that. Okay. I was like, yeah.

My cousin's friends walked in. Yeah. And I was like, already. I was like, okay. I helped you warm up. Now you're comfortable. Have fun. That's exactly how it went down, though.

And then he left. His pants weren't even on. He's like, oh, you're never going to believe what just fucking happened, bro. Yeah. I was like, who are you? It was a long time ago. Yeah. We haven't had one since.

I feel like we've had a couple of things like that, though. Well, we, I mean, we were roommates all of college, so, like, naturally, you're in two twin beds in the same room and just, you know, the music's blasting and what you would think? I feel like I had, like, a consistent-ish man's situation ship, so often I would be going home with the same guy. But how I would, like, find, like, literally seek out his friends, whether it was on the roster of the fraternity or the lacrosse team. I mean. Or just like, who wants to join? We had a picture of a Sigma Chi roster that went from the classes of sophomore year to senior year. So there was, what, 50 people on it?

And we had a picture of it posted in our thing. And we would cross out everyone in the friend group that had gotten with someone, make out and done anything with. We'd cross them off. I swear the whole. I think I have it under my bed. Still? In New York? No, at home.

But I could research. service it. No, we have to resurface this. It was at least seven eighths cross-down. No, yes. And it was at least 90%. Yeah, we had a big friend group of girls. Yeah, we had five people.

And I went small school and we socialized with the same fraternity, which was a lot of the lacrosse boys. So there was a lot of overlap there. There was at one point in time where, yes, we were seeing that one guy. He will rue. And he would bring, Margo would be like, I'm going home with so and so. And I'd be like, all right, so I have to find someone to bring home. I would like lap.

the house parties and be like, you're helping home with me. But yeah. That's how it happened. Yeah. And then like, was this freshman year? I think it was freshman year when he was living in Sikai and you, um, you literally pulled up either the roster or like the lacrosse team on like your phone and we're like, okay, who lives on the third floor?

Perfect. Him today. And it worked. And it worked. Wait, he was actually hot though. He was up. There were some of me not so hot. Yeah.

I remember I used to bring guys back and I would refuse to like sleep with them in the same bed so I would sleep on the floor. Yes. I would wake up and I'd look over and there would be like a man in Hallie's bad like ass naked. And I look down and Hallie is like literally sleeping on the floor. And this man's like in like fetal position. I was I would refuse to cuddle. Like I just, I mean, it's just like what's my thing thing?

But you're that way with like people that you know you're like not going to like your date. It's more of like a this is like a little bit more transactional. Like I think if you actually liked someone, you would want that. maybe not in the beginning because I feel like it's like a if you cuddle with them and like spend the night then like sometimes more feelings like develop and I feel like you're like no get out pretty closed off I'm very transactional when it comes to people like I don't really or if I'm just like not in the headspace like this past year honestly I've gotten so good at like being extremely casual but like I feel like safest when I don't have feelings for someone I hate that like vulnerability I know like sometimes it's like I'm gonna have to go over that but like I've definitely shut out like kind of like a black wall it is interesting though because I feel like I'm the opposite and the way of like I understand that but if I'm like hanging out with the guy and say we sleep together like if I'm not sleeping over and we're like cuddling then I like feel like a pit in my stomach like I feel like oh like that was just transactional

like I literally just came over like for sex like you just use me yeah like it makes me kind of like sad and depressed right if like that's kind of why i don't even have sleepovers because like god forbid a guy just want to like cuddle i but like i'm kind of like the guy in that like i don't really want to cuddle i'm like you're the one of the issue yeah i'm like i don't want to be held like i don't know me like that i know but i'll let this guy cuddle me eventually i think he's already coming in and tucket for the fourth yay can't wait we are love bumming each other is he saying with Or is he staying with grandma? No, he's going to stay.

He couldn't see his grandma. What are the girls with the boys? I think he could, I don't know. I haven't, like, introduced a guy to my parents in, like, so long. I think they would love him. You think? Yeah. We've gone on Monday.

We've gone on Monday and we're like, wait, introduced with the parents. I don't really like it. I'm romanticizing my life. I'm like, should he come to, like, vicious wedding with me? Like. Honestly, yes. That would be so fun to have a plus one. And that's, like, soon.

Yeah. I mean, like, I could bring him to page. his wedding. There's so many weddings this summer. Wait, fun. I love this. Okay. No, but like, we're not getting ahead of ourselves. Yeah, I think we are. And he hasn't replied to, I'm still horny too. Okay, but you texted him five minutes ago and he texted you at 1 a.m. and you didn't reply all day. I was sleeping. I was sleeping. I was sleeping. All day? Hung over his balls and working all day because I'm working girl.

Right. I'm a podcaster and an influencer. No, it's good. Keep him guessing, as you should. No, yeah. And I also like didn't care to reply, but now I do. Because I had one drink in me, and I like maybe want to smash max later. I think we should invite him to Kiki for the next. He wanted to. Kiki on the river? Kiki on the river. Oh, he seemed genuine about that.

No, he was. Like, he also, like, loves just, like, hanging out with the girls. But I'm like, can you bring a friend? I'm like, it's you plus five girls every time. Do you have friends? I'm like, maybe not. If he, like, moved here for his job, we'll introduce you to friends.

We will introduce you to friends. He will introduce you to friends. He's going to be like you're guys or freaks are talking about me. this on a show he also said he didn't know who I was or what I do do we believe him I don't know because I'm a little I'm a little skeptical as well that's kind of my worst fear is like to fuck a fan because I've done that before I know I don't and I don't have straight male fans I feel like you do there's been multiple occasions when we're at shame or go and like hot really like hot straight men I've come up to you and I'm

like oh they're like coming that's just my or am and my love no obviously But I'm like they're coming up to you to hit on you and then they're like we're such a big fan and I'm like what's happening? I'm also off with a straight man that are like I'm a fan of you. I'm like are you trolling me? Like is someone recording you somewhere behind you because I usually have the girls in the gays. I got them on lock with the straight men. I feel like you're kind of offended by what I do for work. That's fair.

Like the way I talk about sex and slang and dick and like sucking cock. Also remember this. The street men when we were at Emmets and came up to us and, like, bought us shots. They were like... You think I remember Emmett's that one time? I was plastered. No, this was a different time. Oh, different times.

They were like, our girlfriends are obsessed with you. Like, can we buy you a shot? And we're like, sure, but like, is that an appropriate? Yeah, they can get mad at you? Like, are you sure? I do have straight men with girlfriends come up to me and be like, oh my god, my girlfriend loves you. Like, can I get a selfie and send it to her?

Yeah. And I think that's really cute. and those are guys you should keep in your life. I agree. Let's do some questions. I asked my story, and these are questions you guys asked, and we're going to go through them, and we're just going to go down memory lane with my best friend.

It's so fun. Let's take your sit first. Also, what are we pre-gaming tonight? We're going to a Knicks watch party in so-how. And then wherever the wind blows us, because these days it's been blowing us all around down. Blowing us all up and down and down. Get off.

Did you hear there's going to be, there's forecasted some tornadoes, and I think it's us. I want to say bring it and bring it on. Take me away. Take me away. The greatest gate. I don't know the words, yeah. All right, cheers. Thank you for coming to the bar again.

Thanks for having me. And then we can do a shot. I need one. Cheers to sexy mans. Mr. sexy fans and get a butt. Fun, flirty and dirty. Hot Girl Summer. Yay.

Shepard! That's cry. Oh, uh, huh, huh, huh, huh,

fuck me with a bucket and a shovel. Oh, fuck. Let's start with the questions. Most embarrassing Walk of Shame.

You have a ton of these. She is the queen of walk of Shames. Once I definitely did a walk of shame back from college

and I was in like a full, like, cowgirl suit because it was like a themed party. Cowgirl boots to walk all the way across campus not taking new beers those days i used to have those walk of

shames from a 21 and like the blizzards remember it would be like seven feet of snow in upstate new york and i would be like shoveling through with my fucking dulce vita boots and i was like fuck like and you had like slept over just for the camaraderie yeah i just looked over literally just to like hang out yeah god you sleeping i can't believe he's to sleep there like that place was disgusting disgusting like you'd go to use the bathroom and they were mushroom literally mushrooms like growing full-blown mushrooms growing out of the shower it also was like haunted people have seen like ghosts in there because it used to be um like a psych ward or something and they have like a double-sided mirror and one of those like strapped chairs in the basement remember remember one left this space bars down

there and he got like taken he got like suspended yeah it was hot i think mine was probably in college but like i've had some embarrassing ones in antinuck it like where i was walk in and my parents are like always up early having tea before they're like workouts being wholesome as fuck and like someone's crawling out of the baby i'll walk in and like they're like what the fuck are you on bit same i guess same like like covid summer when all um that group of people were in a house and i slept over and like literally like my mom like picked me up and i was like wearing my dress night before and it was like father ready for the day it was father's day it was father's day But I had like a girlfriend in the house in addition to these boys.

So I feel like she didn't really question it. She was like, you were just, you know, having fun with your friends. And I'm like, yeah, mom. Exactly. This is a fucking story. This is one of the craziest stories, probably epic. Senior year, we had off-campus housing. And for whatever reason, like a lot of like the typical off-campus houses were taken.

So we couldn't live in one of those. And there were these two. I liked ours. I did too. But there were these two boys. They were in year younger who like, found this house. It basically was like two separate apartments. So there was like an apartment downstairs and then apartment upstairs. And they had reached out to Hallie and we're like,

do you want to love with us. We're going to like rent the apartment upstairs. We're like sure. Two rooms, kitchen, living room, whatever. And but it was kind of like rogue. It was like a little more off campus than the other ones. And our college was in kind of a sketchy town. Connected to the sketchy now. I'll sit up my full chest. We lived next to a halfway house. Like you'd look out and people would be like doing like, you know, like pull ups and they were like working mountain backyard and there was a danger someone got shot on our street stabbed all the time and chad got a gun pulled out on him yeah but anyway for whatever reason like we had a living room and we never furnished it no like i look back because my parents bought sammy a house yeah yep my parents

bought my brother who also went to union college a home and i'm like when did i went there too why didn't you buy me yeah like we were living next to the halfway house and we never the boys upstairs furnished their living room really nice. I feel like we'd go up there to watch TV. But for whatever reason, we didn't furnish ours. We literally kept a couch that I think was in there. We moved in. It was disgusting.

The brown leather one. Yeah, we brought it in off the street. And then Hallie decided that she wanted to get a stripper pool. So our living room had this nasty-ass couch. I think it was like white leather couch that came on off the street and a stripper pool. Yeah. And when it delivered, or it might have been like,

we installed it and then it got a little loose. It started kind of, it was dangerous. It was a dangerous pole. It was a health hazard. Yeah, like if you jumped on it, like, and you were like above a certain way, like you can fall. So we're like, okay, how do we fix this?

We need to secure it better into the ceiling. So we look out the window and there's like, you know, a few guys outside that are helping someone else, like move in, like unload things out of a truck. Very sketchy. So I'm like, Holly, let's just ask them. So we opened the door and we're like, Hi, um, do you think you could help us with something?

And they're like, okay, what do you know, but then like, we help the securing our stripper bowl into our ceiling? Yeah. So they come inside, they do. And then all of a sudden, these three like 50-year-old bend, they're literally twirling around. They're swinging on the stripper bowl. They're like, we fixing it. And then all of a sudden, one of them's like, hey, do you guys like to party? And we're like, we love to party.

So I have this copy table. in my bedroom. That was right in my bed. And it was mirrored. So, like, I was definitely, like, the room people would, like, come into and, like, do fun things. So there are these three-fifty-year-old men that pulls out some fun things. And one of them is literally, like, bearded mustache.

He's, like, he also said something like, my girlfriend, like, lives in the house next door. And, like, she's, I don't know, maybe it was, like, the plug or something. And he's, like, do you guys want some? We're, like, we look at each other. were like, sure. Yeah, we're young and dumb. Like, sure. So there's this one night.

So that happened and that was a fucking crazy, weird experience and like the dumbest shit we probably have ever done. You're a very nice person. But like we got fucked up one night. So it was like the last week of school. It was like graduation week. Yeah. And we were just like kind of like on a party is every day.

And you go up to the house. I went to the house. She was beating. She was crazy. He told me. He was like, my girlfriend lives next door and whatever, whatever, whatever. So it's probably like 12, 30 a.m. Like, maybe even like 1 a.m.

We're like coming back from party. And I'm like, hi, he said she lives there. Let's go to the door. So I'm like banging on this door. And we live in like a really sketchy area. Like this, it's not safe. This poor older lady comes to the door. And I don't know if like it was an apartment type house like ours, but she comes to

the door and is like, like, scared for her to life. And I'm just like a drunk little college girl. I'm like, and I'm like, oh. I'm like, oh, hi, like, someone told me that like this girl lives here, whatever, whatever. And she was like, absolutely terrified. I'm sorry. I'm just like an addict. That was crazy.

What a time to be alive. What a time to be alive. We also like in our little like party room since we never furnished it and had a a super pole on a white leather couch, we like consistently hosted freshman pregames because Chad was a freshman at the time. We were senior girls and we were like, let's have the freshman boys over to pregame. But I'm like, and we were like, and then we always did Cougar formal. Yeah, we, there was this thing called Cougar formal where like a senior girl would have to take out a freshman boy, which honestly kind of in hindsight feels is creepy.

It's creepy. But it was like, it was innocent and fun. Well, the guys would do it. But right. And like, I feel like the little boys like, like they thought it was like fun and cute. Like, oh, I'm going to this formal with this older girl. Yeah. Yeah.

Like you were like. And you literally, we were like little like cat ears and stuff. Like it was a themed party. Yeah. Even though it sounds creepy. You still hook up with younger guys, though. Well, so did I. There's so many options.

Like two years younger, which is Mr. Sexy Pants. But yeah, I had my own Mr. Sexy Pants. Who was? He was so hot in college. Like, but he was like so dumb. He was the dumbest guy ever and he would, he's so mean too. Okay, but maybe we like thought that. He wasn't mean to me.

I feel like it was like great until like summer happened. And then we talked to all summer. And then we came back in the fall and he like. I did like he didn't know who I was. And like he like, I don't know. You were like, starting up with that other girl. And I was like, yeah, he recently. I would be on Snapchat.

Well, I went on a date with him like a month ago. What? I told you he's back. I told you this. No, you did not. And I brought him to Shay and I literally was like, we'll need to bleep out this name. But I literally was like, remember when you like ghosted me for? Wait, how was it?

Did you hook up after? He slept over, but we didn't have sex. And does he talk to you since? We've been like planning to go on a date for the past three months. Not sure. Is he living in a city? Yeah, in Brooklyn. Brooklyn?

But he's like so hot and so tall. No, he's a big dick, right? I honestly don't really remember his package. I don't know. It was a long time ago. But maybe that says something. I remember his package. He was very good with this mouth.

I remember that. He's with the south? With his mouth. Oh, I thought he said. with the South and I was like damn like I didn't know he had a dog in him but he was he was hot like I will say like all the girls want to fuck him he was you go with the hot guys there I didn't get with the hot guys there yeah but that's also because like you had your ex for like most a freshman year you did too bitch yeah this is true you had your ex and he would show up and

would be there and it would be all this whole thing yeah that is lore oh my god we haven't talked about I know I know I know tell the story Well, we met him on the beach in Nantucket. It was 4th of July. I feel like it was freshman year. We had all been drinking at Halley's pregame. And nobody here is a beach on Nantucket has like crazy party every summer. So we're all nobody here.

We're all drunk. And one of our friends was like, oh, like Mr. Moustache Man is down there. Everyone's talking about it. Didn't his manager come up to you? Yeah, but I will say like I. kind of instigated it because I heard Mr. Rasmash, Mr. Moustache man was down there. So I walked by, I'm hammered. And I, like, looked at him.

And I was literally wearing, like, two French braids. Like, I looked like I was 12. She looked 12. And I, like, pleased to him. I, like, ran by and was like, obviously he liked that. So then I'm like, that's all I did, just walking away. And all of a sudden, like, this older man comes and, like, taps me and is like, what's your name, whatever?

And I'm like, Margo. and he's like oh like Mr. Mustache Man like wants your number and I was like wait who who so then I gave it and then we exchanged numbers and then we texted and we brought him back to my house and then we brought him back to Hallie's family and he was telling you out in the love sack in the basement parents home you guys were like in the outdoor shower like can noodleing yes we played beer pong and outdoor shower happened and beanbag happened and then um we kept texting snapchatting whatever. I had them saved as like a frog in my snap chats. People like wouldn't know. Invited us to New York. We all went to New York. Me and all my friends, we like lied obviously

to our parents about who we were visiting. We said we were visiting. I told my parents and they were like, they were like, this is so sick. Like you're, you're just young once. I'm like, everyone else said we were like visiting like a friend from college and their parents were like, sure. And Hallie's parents, we tell everything. And her dad's like, you girls got to go. I'm buying your flights. She's buying all your flights and you're getting there right now. And you're getting in there. Yeah. Because I think I was like, Living with you that summer. So we did.

We went to New York, put us up in a very lovely, like, penthouse, stocked bar full of alcohol. And he's sober, so I was kind of like. He's sober, but made sure that we were. We were. Okay. And brought us to, like, this crazy interactive, like, play in Brooklyn where literally we were getting brought from, like, room to room. I was in a casket at one point.

At one point, we got put in caskets, like, literally a coffin. You had to go in the coffin, the coffin closed. I was like, this is it, my life is ending. This is where everything went wrong. They had really good, like, Hawaiian. It was like 70s beach themed. I remember that. And we also were, like, getting yelled at.

Because it was an open bar and we were, like, hammered and being like, where are you? This is so weird. Oh, my God. Are we going to die? Everyone else is there being, like, shut up. This is, like, a very cool interactive experience one in Brooklyn. Honestly, I would go back.

I would, too. It was an interactive play. We should go back. Yeah, so, like, each room was, like, a different theme. Like, it was, like, life, death, and, like. And there was, like, a play happening. but then you'd kind of like be in the play. So there would be actors like in each room and we'd go through each room and like they would put you in the play.

Like we'd have to go in the casket or like you were the one being sacrificed. It was really fucking weird ritual-oistic shit. Yeah, it was interesting. And then we went to the box because you can't take pictures of the box. Right. So this man shows up with a bunch of 19, 18, 18-year-old girls. We go to the box. We're like getting brought right in.

Yeah. And everyone's like, oh dear. What's happening? Then we go back to college. And at this point, I'm back in school. I was like a boy I like and I kind of was like not talking to him as much. Yeah. And it just so coincidentally, the weekend that like the boy I liked went home for like a

football game, we get a campus wide email, which Mr. Mustashman had told me he was like filming a movie in the area but didn't know all the details. And then we get literally a campus wide email from our president of the college being like just heads up like there's probably going to be some foot traffic on was like Monday or Tuesday because Mr. Mustash Man is filming a movie here. I was like, what? What? He like pulls you onto his lap.

So I'm literally in the background. I'm literally in the library studying from my organic chemistry museum and he's texting me being like, I'm outside of the library, come out. So I'm like, okay. So I walk at the library and there's literally like a crowd of people watching and he like steps out of the crowd and like pulls me aside. He's like, talk to me in front of the library. I'm like, everything.

Videos. And then... I'm so mad. I miss this. All the boys were like inviting him to the frat parties and he's like, let's go. I want to go? And I'm like, sorry. I'm not going.

You're like, I'm looking up with the frat president. I can't have you come. I'm like, I'm like, sorry. I don't think I'm going tonight. And then he's like asking if you can sleep in my dorm room in my twin bed in our, in our dorm room. I'm like, look you obsessed. And I was like, no. Sorry.

I'm sorry. you should have had a three-some with him and the fat guy well he wasn't there he was home and so he was freaking out texting me being like what is this like all this stuff getting upset and i didn't know he was coming and then people started a rumor that i was having his baby like it was all this stuff but anyhow that was the last that was the end of that that was a crazy time and be alive we forgot about our music video oh we were in the music video there's a music video out there and we're the stars of it it's called only in america only america and if you look it up you're going to figure out who we're talking about, but like, oh, I forgot.

No, it's fine, but, like, I'm not saying his name. It was when we were in New York. Hi, Lupal. It was, when we were in New York, he was like, hey, I'm doing this music video with riff-rath, like, do you guys want to be in it? And we're like, obviously, we're, like, 17 years old. Yeah. Like, that's so sick.

And he wanted to film it on Nantucket, so we did it. And we were wearing wigs and glasses because we were like, we can't be known. Like, no one can know who we are. That is, like, deep lore. Like, honestly, like, I'm shocked. It honestly was so fun, though. I don't have lore like that. But you failed out, like, the last night.

I got the last night. My ex was getting mad at me. Right, because he was getting mad at you. And then Mr. Mastashman was like, I don't like her attitude. She's out. You were like, I'm not doing that. I had pink eye, too.

You had pink eye a lot. Yeah, because I was wearing contacts then. But, like, I've never hooked up with someone, like, so famous. I feel like you have. Who, though? Like an actor, a major, a major deal. DJ. You did go down on me. A major, major sports player. Oh yeah. I did. I've never hugged him with anyone famous. We hooked up with, we hooked up with a few times, honestly. You know what you're right?

That makes me a better. Yeah. But like I feel like yours is the most famous. More so like in his prime. This was kind of post prime. Yeah. But he still was like hot. And he was twice my age, but it's fine. Yeah, he was. I will say. I remember he was 38 when you were 19. Yeah. It was definitely crazy, but like everything was consensual. Like I knew, I mean, I asked for it by linking at him. It was legal. It was legal. All of it was legal and all that was good. And it was good fun.

So it's all fine. Just a crazy story. It was just a time to be alive. Just the time. Best advice for a 22-year-old who just graduated with no job. That was both of us. That was both of us. That was both of us.

Let's talk about that. Let's do some, like, big sense advice. I'll start because, like, I really didn't have a job until I was 25 and I, like, honestly, really only got a job from not having a job and talking about not having a job. but I was lucky and honestly so grateful looking back that I had that kind of safety net that is my parents that allowed you to like find that I'll actually enjoy yeah I feel like all people don't have that freedom to like really just like figure out what they're like passionate about and I know for me like my major and my minor the fuck was that going to do with the classic major it was just

the easiest class yeah but you can really do anything with any major and like I graduate without a job. We had the most fun crazy summer in Nantucket. Oh my God. I nannied because I think like both of us both of us like don't like change and I feel like we both like put it off because it was like anxiety inducing and like didn't really want to fully face the fact that like college is ending and we had to accept real life like I don't know. I just wasn't that forward thinking. So was just like I'm going to have a fun summer. Hellie and I were going to live in Nantucket. We just graduated. Yeah. That's probably the crazy side. Sorry, I just put it to that. We'll go to that after.

Basically, I just had my foot in the summer. And then after Arnanducket's summer, went home, lived with my parents and was like, okay, it's time to, like, get down to business. And just basically start networking and just reach out to anyone you know and you think you're interested in. Even if it's, even if it's not going to lead to a job, it's like so educational. And you learn about jobs. And then I ended up getting a job through someone I was connected with. I was honestly, give yourself some grace. You guys might think you're old because you graduated college.

feeling like washed up senior you feel old but i would look at you're such a baby you're like a freshman in life you're literally a freshman in life i you look back at me being 21 22 i didn't even know how to do my makeup still like i had nothing figured out right you have nothing you think you have shit figured out and you think you like you're at the end you're literally not even touching scraping the surface of the beginning of life and you have so much time like i think i'm old now but i'm gonna look back of me being 28 one day and be like, I still didn't know a lot. And I'm aware, like, I act, like, still, like, a bit immature. No, we are still babies. And I, all the time get so much anxiety being, like, we're so old and I don't have this figured out and this figured out. But

again, in the grand scheme of life, we're still in our first. Yeah. Half a lot of least. Less than half a 30%. Don't compare yourself to anyone else's timeline. A lot of people that have these jobs lined up right after college, like also don't know what they're doing. And also they're probably really fucking miserable. Comparison is the biggest of joy. Comparison is a deep of joy. All right, one more. And then we're going to like, I feel like we could have, yeah, forever. That's a fun episode. We could have a full documentary. So anyone have to get a pillow. Yeah. We could have documentary. We could have a four-part series. Worst blackout story from a friend's perspective. I have a lot of blackout stories on you.

I think the worst worst blackout you maybe ever had. I don't. know what happened to you or like why I lost you but you were texting me like incoherently so I was obviously worried and I came looking for you and I was looking this is when we lived in the mincewerva I was looking everywhere I couldn't find her couldn't find her I finally go into like our like communal living room and you find out like alley passed out on the couch he's like drool dripping down her face your eyes for like bloodshot you were like I bring you upstairs we like put you in bed I think I had help from college situation ship man but you I'm trying to like hold a bag on your face because you were throwing up and you're like convulsing but i'm also like

drunk and kind of giggling so i'm like trying to film you and then all of a sudden you literally face planted like all of them are oh so when i'm black guy i like fractured my orbital socket probably and then i would say the other time was like the justin bieber concert when we all drove home from college for the jason beaver concert because her dad got us a box and we're all in this box it's like unlimited alcohol hally i mean we're all drunk but hally gets really really really really drunk and we're literally driving one from the concert and hally's sitting on her mom's lap next to her dad in the front seat arms out the window down the streets of boston you're like this boobs out your dad's like a manic break we get back to your house and boobs are still out you really want to be naked

for whatever reason you start running around your block literally a nothing but a thong in the streets of boston you're crawling on top of your range over and you're like twerking for us I would say that was in the pond. You were literally in the fountain. And people were like walking by, like walking their dogs. And we're like, sorry. Sorry, it's just her friend. She's fine.

That one time we went to the grand. They didn't let me in. And I was throwing up and like the house down the street. I'm like, she's fine. Don't worry if we do this every weekend. I'll stop one time when we slept. Oh my God. There was one time in freshman year of college when sometimes I'd sleep in Hallie's dorm

because my dorm is all the way on the other side of campus. They fucked you up because you were a geek. Because I was a skis. because I was a scholar and your poor roommate was probably like what's going on but I would sleep in Hallie's twin bed me and her and Hallie's so drunk I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm like hearing this like noise it's like look over and Hallie's throwing up all over us in the bed and then she she wakes up and she's like why did you throw up everywhere I'm like Holly and that was I gaslit the fuck out of and I'm sleeping it yeah I was like chicken yeah anyhow anywho

Um, so I'm a drunk, but. But now, but now you're not. You learned how to drink in college. Well, I'm a number of professionals, just kind of my job. And sometimes I feel like I didn't. Or the actual dirty bar. But sometimes you get out of hand to. Sometimes I get a little.

Silly goose. All right, we have, we're literally pre-eaming right now. Let's do another sip before we. Thanks. We're going to a party. We're going to a workshop situation, although there's a tornado that's what's happened right now. But I think we could do like a nine-part series with you. on the show. We could have

a memoir. We could have a fucking write a book. But anyways, as always, I love you guys, and we love Margot, and you know what to watch me, YouTube, and you can listen to me on any other platform. I will see you all next week. I love you all, and much kisses, happy weekend.

Cheers.