Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - My 2025 dating wrapped (lol) *solo!*

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

Ho, ho, hoe! Welcome back to Extra Dirty... the holiday extravaganza! Hallie kicks things off with Hallie's Dating Wrapped: how many dates, bodies, and from what countries the men hailed from in 2025. She unveils the best hookup of the year, her favorite vacation of the year, and her favorite episode of Extra Dirty to record. Then, Hallie get's into her Naughty or Nice list: hooking up with friends, re-gifting, the afters, and more! We hope you have a HAPPY HOLIDAYS - we will be off on 12/25 and back in 2026! Besos babes!! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

When the dick is good, you're kind of dodging it like this. Like you're kind of like one, two stepping it, like this. Like, wait, not to the left, right. Like, I don't want to see it. What happy little freaks. Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York.

Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. okay guys hello welcome back to extra dirty ho ho ho and happy holidays from santa's favorite little we're here sitting down to do another solo episode i'm so happy to be here i just got back from vacation and now it is the christmas season it's in full swing and i thought what better way to celebrate the holidays than to sit down with you guys and just start yapping again let's do like a year unwrapped tally's edition i want to talk about my situation ships i want to talk about my best nights out i want to talk about my favorite vacations my favorite hookups and um let's just have fun with it because i'm wearing a fucking crazy ass wig right now and it's a little itchy i'm not going to lie i mean you guys have

to tell me if my sanna thing is shifted at all because you know i kind of think it looks good though like if mrs claus honestly mrs claus has the best job on earth but like also the hardest job on earth knowing her man is out all night with a bunch of rap gifts dropping it off to a bunch of different like homes like i would never trust a man like that like how do you know what he's up to actually and those reindeer like i don't trust i don't trust men so i could never but i am mrs claus today and i thought we'd start the episode with Hallie's dating rapt of the year. Okay, I guess we'll start it this way. I didn't, I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm like, I'm not dating anyone right now. I actually, I know I say this is like such an excuse, but like I have been so busy. I haven't

even had time to like fucking take a piss. I've been everywhere and nowhere at the same time. I feel like New York is, my New York apartment has just become one very expensive storage unit. And I just go in there, I unpack and then repack, take a shower, and then I dip out again. Like, I'm never, having no routine, it's starting to fuck with me a little bit. But it's also like, I love my job. I'm so grateful that I get to travel and do all these fun things. But one week of normalcy would probably do my head a lot. Do my head well.

I don't know if I'm saying that right. Do my head a lot of good. there we go um but let's see did i go any dates this year like do i consider like these one-night stands dates no like i haven't been on date all year i think not one date i've said no to a lot of dates but i don't like to date and i want to be better about dating because that's one of my goals this year but like i don't really make men priorities unless like like i don't make dating a priority i talk about this all the time i'm really bad at that aspect of my life I get the ick when someone asked me on a date.

It seems so proper and almost like shocks my system because I'm not used to like being, you know, courted, I guess in that kind of way. So when a guy asked me out, I'm like almost freaked out by the thought of it. But I have done sit down dinners with men. I think there was one in February that I went on because I was in this mindset, probably because I made it a New Year's resolution like I do every year. I'll make dating a priority. It never turns out.

well but like I went on his date with this guy and you know he came up to me I was out to dinner with my friends at this restaurant and he came over and he was at dinner with his friends at that same restaurant and he came over to the table and asked me out in front of all my friends and he was tall hot and cute and honestly I said yes because one I was on the spot and two I kind of respected the fact that he was so bold and confident to come over and just be like hey like I think you're pretty let's go on a date and I was like who me like I was probably cross-eyed at that point so I said yes to him and he looked tall handsome and promising and I was like might as well go on a date I remember we went to this like whiskey bar in Tribeca and I just remember thinking like what am I going to say next

what am I going to say next which is like I have an issue with dating because like if I don't find them funny, which I did not find this guy funny, I started to get ADHD and I lose track of what we're talking about. And then I feel like I have to come up with new topics of conversation, just to keep the conversation not awkward and normal. So I remember just feeling like, okay, we covered that, we covered that and we covered that. What do I say next? And then he wanted to go to a different spot. I'm like, oh my God, how does the night end? And then the night ends. I'm like, I don't want to sleep with you, which is a very telltale sign for me. Just like, I don't sleep with this guy. And I don't think I want to.

go on a second date but like how do you end the date to you kiss them do you kiss them good night like what's protocol because i didn't want to kiss this guy but then i felt like i had to kiss the guy so i think i gave him a kiss on the cheek or he gave me a kiss on the cheek but like i would love to know like when you're ending a date and you're kind of ify about it do you still if he goes in for the kiss like do you dodge it this is where my me saying no and like not knowing what to do in certain situations and just taking the easier route is an issue of mine so like i i kind of don't like dates for that reason because i just didn't feel it with this guy and i was like you know what how do we end this not on an awkward no because i hate awkwardness and i'm i just wasn't in

a blunt mood being like i don't see a romantic connection here talking in general is a lot of work especially over food as we know my struggles with food that's a whole other factor that goes into dating because I get stressed out even being out to dinner with a man and just like that kind of setting so I'm more of like a drinks person shocking but this goes for like hookups too and booty calls as well because I think I've told the story maybe not recently I hooked up with this guy he invited me over at midnight hottest guy I've ever gone with my whole entire life like I will die on this hill like he was so sexy successful hot like almost too hot looked like a disney prince but like awkward we weren't driving

and when he invited me over like we're flirty over text he was kind of like sexual over text in like a forward way and i was like fuck yeah like i'm gonna get to your hotel room and we're gonna be awesome but we got to his hotel room and he really just wanted to fucking talk and he didn't know how to land the plane and when i say land the plane i mean like make a first move like we were just sitting there talking creating conversation for so long to the point where like we had covered every fucking aspect of my life every crevice of my brain had been explored every crevice of his brain had been explored i knew every sibling he had every middle name of each sibling every parent divorce etc what sports you played growing up he knew about every rehab's done i've been into like

it was to the point where like i got up and started performing karate for him i was seeing sanchin martial arts in front of this fucking man two in the morning talking for two hours but honestly i think that's what sealed the deal we hooked up after that it was bumpy and not in a good way it was just like awkward and i was just after that it was like i don't know he was also too sober and i was so aware that he was so sober and he kept saying he had an early flight and so it kind of felt like all this pressure and I knew I couldn't sleep over not that I wanted to but like it was just like we got good like I have shit to do tomorrow and like you have shit to do tomorrow so like either you make a first move or like I got to go at one point I was like do you want me to leave like I'm done talking like this is getting exhausting I have nothing else to say situationships over the year I would say didn't really have any significant ones I had a couple crushes throughout the year I always always have these light crushes and they all like think i want to date them and i will say having this career path talking about dick so much online and like talking about the guys have hooked up with

even though i've never said a name ever i've never like said anyone's fucking name and they're lucky for that because i could be on here dropping names left and right but that is not my mo like that's not what i do at all i just tell stories and a lot of these stories like how do you know they're from last week or they're from two years ago. Sometimes I tell you, sometimes I don't. I will say the fact that I speak so canonly and openly about my dating life and about, you know, I'm crass a lot of the times and I can say exactly what I'm thinking. But I'm not changing that part about me just because a man doesn't like it. So it's going to take a minute, I think, for me to land a solid one. And I'm okay with that because I'm having fun right now um but I situation chips I mean there was someone had a crush on back in

April he was gay um but all these things are fleeting I have so much like love ADHD I get in lust with all these guys in hindsight hindsight's 2020 I look back and I'm like why the fuck did I even what was I okay was I feverish that whole time probably probably fevered like with something crazy like the swine flu or something because I look back and I'm like why the fuck did I think I would like this guy or why the fuck did I think I could introduce them to like my brothers my dad like it's like never in a million years could I ever do that but I think I want to start going out and start being more proactive about who I talk to instead of just, like, looking like a major, massive cunt in the corner.

Also, I need to stop hooking up with degenerates. Like, I've hooked up with a few degenerates in recent months that are just really fucking crazy. They put me to shame. I hooked up with this guy. And he was doing all the drugs, like, in front of me, like, two C ketamine blow. And I wasn't doing them because it was like a Wednesday. And I don't indulge on crazy shit like that on like Wednesdays, typically. But he was doing all this shit, all this crazy-ass shit.

Honestly, it was like hooking up with the wolf of Wall Street by the end of the night. Like he didn't, he couldn't speak. And then the next morning, we woke up together. He does another bump of toothy and takes a shot of tequila. And then he was like, took a cold shower. And I was like, I'm back to normal again. I'm going to go shopping. and get some lunch and I was like, it's Wednesday. I'm going to go and like get some work done.

But yeah, I need to like be a little more selective before I walk with because I can't be doing that all on a Wednesday. And I do like the thrill of it all. Like it's fun. It excites me to be with someone that's a little unhinged. But that shit's going to get old real fast. And I'm starting to realize that all bit. Like I need a nice solid man. But I fear a nice solid man. would bore the fuck out of me and then what and then what do i do like i almost don't want my frontal lobe to develop because then i like feel like i'll be a little dull but like i don't know i haven't found the right person and that's okay i might be like 40 when i find the right person that's not okay to me graded might be my forever husband um what was your most ho ho ho

behavior of this year probably sketchy september when i hooked up with like four different guys that month like back to back to back but when it rains it pours and that was after like a six-month drought and my body was physically ailing like i needed dick so bad i thought it was dying and you know good things come come in threes right is that a saying good things come in threes so when I hooked up with one guy there was just a couple that followed him not in the same day but there was just like a busy month at one point but I don't think I've hooked up with anyone like fully had sex in a few months which is okay because after September I was like sore honestly um what was your most memorable hookup of 2025 probably the guy that didn't like beds that was a fun guy

he's a guy I hooked up with a few times but he hated beds and I always didn't question it and kind of just like let him not choose beds that gave me a lot of rug burn and a lot of bruising because if it wasn't a bed it was my floor or my shower or the floor of the shower, my couch a lot. I have to get a new couch because of him, I think. But it was just like, why not the bed? But I honestly think he was probably the best ex at that all year. But like, I never got the bed thing.

I'm like, why don't we choose, like, the most comfortable spot? I have a nice, beautiful, large, beautiful bed. And we're right next to it. Why don't you like the bed? I think he didn't like the bed because the bed reminded him that the night was over. But I was like, the night's just beginning, if we get in my bed. I don't, I don't, I don't think you understand. I'm not trying to sleep in the bed, but like my back fucking hurts from this fucking rug.

You don't understand. Why are we doing the rug on the floor? On the floor of my marble shower, my knees were purple. My knees were purple that whole month. But I liked that guy. Sorry, I was like, okay, fine. We'll do the beds. But I never understood that.

That was probably my most memorable hookup. because we did a lot of crazy shit honestly he was the reason i got blackout shades in my bedroom because he did not want to see that sunshine creeping in he just wanted it always be like nighttime because i had blackout shades because i used to film my podcast in that main living room so i put a blackout shade in the back so light could never come through so you never knew what time of day it was and like we would be going until like nine a m so i had to put a blackout shade in the back so i had to put a blackout in my fucking bedroom to try to lure him to my that room but like he did not want to do it i was like get over the fucking bed thing i don't like it but every single time it would suggest the bed

i didn't understand it anyways miss him how many people did you sleep with this year seven a couple were repeats though so i don't count them so um not seven new ones but like seven people honestly like I don't think that that's that bad I'm a single girl in New York like and honestly I've probably only had sex like 12 times this year that's a lot less than someone in a relationship let me just tell you that but yeah seven and I stand on that hell love them all some of them are just like my friends honestly that I you know don't mind seeing their dicks. How many countries were represented? At least three. But like when they walk into my bedroom, I'm not like, what's your nationality? Yeah, maybe I should do like an

intro interview and an exit interview the whole nine. Make them feel like like the bubbled things. Like what's your nationality? Like well, when was last time you were tested? Which is honestly something I do ask now when was last time you were tested. Right? Because I feel like that's a safe thing to do. How many situation ships did you survive? I don't think I would call anything I was in this year a situation ship because it was never a situation to them. There was a couple potential situationships, but like I'm really happy with the fact that this year my career is like my biggest thing. Men were kind of on the back burner and that really showed because I didn't really have time to like cater to a situation ship. But like I do have pen pals. I will say that.

And I love a good pen pal. I will say, I think having a pen pal is the best fucking thing ever because there's nothing like a little sexting here and there. And if they screenshot it and put it on the internet, like, it's AI. Like, it's easy to have a pen pal now. But I wouldn't say I had a situation ship this year at all. But I think that one was by choice because guys have kind of like try to make a little bit of an effort with me. and I've said no more than not or like that I'm busy how many nights did you go out just for one drink

none of them I never go out for just one drink why leave the house if I'm going out and having a good time I stay in all day you know what I've been saying lately when I'm like out I'll be like oh my God I've been up all day and people look at me like what do you mean you've been up all day everyone's been up all day but like you know what I mean like I've been up all day like I'm tired but when I go out I go out and it's never casual like I don't really want it to be casual but I'm trying to cap it out two drinks because I want to remember important conversations you know so I um I know I don't remember the last night. I just went out for one drink. But like, that's a me problem. That's a me. That's between me and my liver. What is something you did that should get you on the naughty list?

I feel like everything I run that list. I feel like at this point. Like, I don't even know. Like, everything I do could be in some light deemed as naughty or bad in some way. I just like to remind myself that I'm a good, kind, nice person at the end of the day. but when it comes to you know dating in my sex life and the men I choose to like keep me warm I would say that there's a lot of things that I've done that put me in the naughty list like putting a butt plug and some guys ask but they ask for it I feel like that would put me on the naughty list or you know 48 hour benders Tuesday Wednesday there's no need to do that that'd probably put me in the naughty list There's so many things that have said on this podcast that have actually put me on the Noddy list in the public eye just by my mouth and its inability to shut the fuck up sometimes. I feel like that's gotten me on the Noddy list.

I feel like I am on the Noddy List. If we were to ask anyone on the fucking street, show them a clip in my show and they would be like she's on the Nautilist. I think I'm sitting here as Mrs. Claus and I have a fucking vape in my little pouch where I'm supposed to keep cookie dough or some shit like that or Santa's nice list or something and I have a fucking vape in here you know what I bet mrs. Claus vapes to keep her man in check what is something you did that should get you on the nice list you know I will say you can have whatever perception of me but I feel like I'm a very nice and kind person to people

I was just thinking that because I went on a brand trip recently, and I find myself going out of my way to make sure that everyone, it feels included stuff. Because I know those brand trips or trips in general, or like either, like, not even brand trips, they could be like just influencer gatherings. I feel like I stick my neck out just so people, just so I say hi to everyone, introduce myself, and I'm kind to everyone. And I feel like that goes a long way with people and just being just a nice person. you could think I'm a hoe or whatever the fuck you want to think about me and how I speak on the internet but like meet me in person I swear you'd probably think I'm like pretty nice and not to shoot my own fucking horn here but I would say like that's a good quality I have about me I think that would put me on the nice list also just I feel like I've made more of an effort to show up

for my friends a bit more this year and just being happy in celebrating their wins I feel like that would put me on the nice list because I feel like there's been a lot of big things happening in like my closest friends and family's lives recently and I try to make an effort to celebrate their wins just as much as I would celebrate my own and I feel like that's an important thing to do and yeah I think that's what would put me on the nice list. Who is your favorite person you've met this year? I don't know. There's so many people I met this year that were amazing like Dylan Kevich who I'm having on for this next episode amazing funny such a great addition to my life such a funny genuine person and he means so well and I think he's a superstar

tana mojo who I had on my show I thought I mean we'd been parisocial for so long I felt like I knew her but I met her in the flash this year so beautiful so smart so well spoken I think she was amazing as well a great person to have met this year. Connor Wood, I believe I met physically this year. And he's become one of my besties. Fibula, love him. But, like, I've met so many beautiful people this year.

And I feel like 2026, when I have on more guests on the show, I'm going to meet a lot more beautiful, fun people that I'm so excited about. What was your most chaotic night out? I mean, every night I go out is fucking nuts and chaotic and really scary and crazy. I've had a couple nights out recently where I have early flights. And I've decided that my best way to tackle early flights, like when I'm talking like 6amers, the best way to tackle those is to party my fucking ass off the night before and go straight from the club to the airport.

And I don't know if I recommend that. To anyone. I'm trying to think of my most chaotic night though. Like those kind of nights where like you just stay up all night at someone's apartment and then you're like, okay, it's time for breakfast and then you go get breakfast and then you go back to someone's apartment and just like keep the fucking party going. But like I feel like some of my most chaotic nights have been out. There was unwell events either in Vegas or Miami where it's a whole schedule and it's a whole motley group of people and we go to these like, I think Miami especially we would start in the morning have a day event and then we'd go out and then we'd go to the strip club and then we'd have an after the strip club and the same thing with Vegas we'd have like a show and then we'd do something after the show and then we'd do something after that show and then we'd end up like gambling until like the wee hours in the morning and then we'd end up in someone's hotel room or like you know someone would end up in my hotel room I'm like, there's been a couple crazy nights at those events.

That's why the unwell events are my favorite events. And I wish they were every week. And I wish I could make every single one of them. Because usually those are like my most memorable, unrememberable nights because they involve a lot of indulging in tasty cocktails. What neighborhood did you do the most damage in this year? I do damage in every fucking neighborhood I step into, but I would probably Soho West Village would probably be the nights where I'm just literally

bopping around from bar to bar to bar to bar to bar and then we'll probably end up in my apartment or one of my friend's apartments for an after and you know this year I've been the queen of fucking afters I love an afters and hopefully there's more to come in 2026 because afters and the memories that are made and the giggles that are shared in the friendships that are bonded so heavily at the afters when everyone's just changing into their cozies and indulging in some extracurricular activities. That's when you have your best conversations and I feel like that's where you make your best friends. The scaries are so worth the shit that goes down at the afters in my opinion because it just builds friendship and lore and inside jokes. And one thing

about me is I love a fucking inside joke but I would probably say where's like you know we're beyond the pale in that street all right so be on the pale so I would say soho because especially that street it has spring lounge and like all those like different little like areas you can hit and also Tribeca too I found myself at a couple bars in Tribeca the Roxy Hotel has had a couple blurry nights but like pretty much Soho, West Village, Tribeca, rarely East Village, but, like, East Village, I can get in some trouble there, too, because those are, like, dive bar areas for me, like, where you're, like, drinking beer and shit. I don't go over there that often, but when I do go, do go over there, I always have a pretty good time. What was your late-night hyper-fixation drunk meal?

I love, like, a good, saucy, like, pizza. like if someone orders a pizza when you're like kind of like tipsy late nighting and it's a nice like saucy cheesy pizza like that is the best drunk food ever in my opinion you're getting carbs you're getting all the things you're getting the grease and honestly you'll feel like shit in the morning but i think it's worth it i would say pizza's been my most recent drunk night hyperfixation meal like usually when i only order like drunk food when i'm like in a group of people but i do have order hangover food and it's always Joe Shanghai soup dumplings because it's like fills you up but also it's like kind of like warm and it's like a soup dumpling or a monk McGinnon I think it's

called monk McGinnens monks McGinnens no it's called monk McGinn's and it is the best as like shepherd's pie onion rings shit like that that's also good for groups if you're really really hungover and you think why are you ordering shepherd's pie and chicken pie pie and like but like it is good hungover it's like more it feeds your soul when you're hungover on a sunday i promise you that or oshabal the best burger in manhattan and has a really good french dip as well what is a mindset or behavior you're leaving in 2025 um comparison i think comparison is the thief of joy and at the end of the day i would like to sit up here and say like You know, I don't compare my, I really try not to, and I think I'm actually become a lot better at it,

comparing myself to other people. Whether that's where they are in life or what they look like, I just feel like in 2026, I want to be grateful for what I have and give myself some grace and just remind myself that I'm still young. It's still okay to make mistakes. And I still have so much to learn, like so much to learn. and so much growing up to do. And I also, like, need to keep reminding myself that where I am at in life, me 10 years ago would be, like, no fucking way. They would be like, there's no fucking way you'd be where you are right now.

So I need to remember, like, the moment I'm living in right now, like, younger me, would have, like, prayed for that. So, and just to, like, be grateful and excited for, like, every opportunity and everything that is thrown in my face. And I just want to be able to say yes to everything. in 2026 again, like really saying yes to fun opportunities and pushing myself out of my comfort zone. A lot of people don't know this, but I really do. I am a very anxious person, especially when it comes to public speaking. A goal of mine is to, like, be able to go on tour one day and to get up in front of like everyone that watches this show and to make them laugh and to see everyone in real life and to be able to like put on a good show with no fears of like getting on stage

and having that aspect of public speaking. I really want to get over that. I've been doing little things and little speaking things in little like, you know, I'll try to do guest appearances on X, Y, and Z just to push myself out of that comfort zone so I get like that practice talking because people that can talk without like stuttering

or like getting nervous or like sweaty or like, you know, jumping on their words or whatever. Like that's a skill that is the skill I wish I was born with and I wish I practiced that more when I was younger. but like everything practice makes perfect so i want to get better at that and just like eliminating that mindset of fear and that people like you know i have imposter syndrome i feel like i'm like not good enough in a lot of ways still but i need to get over that and 2026 is the year of getting over that and just being a little bit more kinder and fearless that was a lot of words at once but like

i feel like i got some sort of message across right this podcast is only a year old which is crazy to say like I've been doing this for one year and I had to read you this pilot a few times sitting down talking to the camera trying to be funny it's so much different than like propping your phone up when you're like in your room alone and just being like all right making a joke and you're like oh wait I didn't like the way that hit I can edit that and I used to do that all the time like do like 19 edits of something but like the more I was doing that the more inauthentic it came out and I was like you're better if you're just like calm relax and you just tell your fucking story from your chest and not work like it is interesting sitting here doing a long format

show by yourself because I'm talking to the camera right now and no one's reacting to anything I'm saying I hope like sunny in the background like has a little giggle or a little smile sometimes but like really like I'm just talking to myself for an hour and a half but I feel Like, I've practiced that a lot this year. And now I love doing solo episodes because I feel like this is the time where I get to, like, actually connect with you guys. And that makes me happy. So practice makes perfect.

What was your favorite episode of the podcast to record this year? That's so hard to say because I've had so many good ones. And so many good ones has gotten better at it. I will say the Tanna episode like I've never laughed like that my life like she had me on the fucking floor like the whole episode was just giggles like I still see clips of that on my few page and like I crack up every single time the ones with Lauren and Lib I'm obsessed with and Graden like the ones where I'm just like sitting with my friends and just like talking shop and just like really debriefing obsessed with those oh Miami was a really good one the

my episode with Rachel and Graden, the episode where Graden fell asleep on the podcast because the altitude we were like Lake Tahoe and he just passed out mid-episode, half the episode, he's just sleeping. And also the episodes with my brothers, my siblings, because I feel like that kind of like round, like once I have my siblings on it, like gives people like more of like a 3D perspective, like more of an insight to like why I am the way I am. And it's because I feel like my siblings, you know, they add to the lore a little bit. And I feel like those episodes were both funny, nostalgic, but also, like, insightful. Both of my brothers, I would say, are very well spoken.

Another goal for 2026 is I'm having my dad on and I'm having my sister and my mom on. Yeah, so my dad will be coming on my show along with some new exciting updates to the pod this upcoming year. It'll be all good, but I promise you guys it'll be worth the weight. and I'm very, very much looking forward to that. But, yeah, like I said, hard to choose from. I could keep going for hours on this, but probably those. Also, I feel like when Alex came on was a pretty good episode. That was like months ago.

It felt like yesterday. What was your favorite vacation of the year? Hands down, Mekonos, with Alex, Matt, Max, Graden, Lauren's, both the Lauren's, significant others. Like, that, I, me and Graden and Lauren talk about this trip once a week. I'm not even kidding. That was the best, most fun trip of my, I've never felt more at peace during the day. It never had the most fun at night.

And I like still, like, get upset that it's over. Like, after that trip ended, I remember how much I was, like, look. forward to that trip and when it ended I felt like a part of me died I'm not even kidding I was like I have nothing else to live for after this like what do I have to look forward to like nothing nothing and so far nothing has lived up to that trip I mean I've had amazing trips I just had an amazing trip in Turks and Caicos with Tart that was a great trip I just had an amazing trip in Cabo with Hero Cosmetics that was a great trip I've had some good Miami trips a great Vegas trip I've had so many

good trips this year. But Mekonos, by far, take the cake and I can't even talk about it. It makes me like emo. I want to go back. Okay, on to the next segment. Let's do the noddy or nice list. If I say naughty, I don't approve. If I say nice, I approve. Holiday theme. cocktails nice but like relax Starbucks does the most with this shit like I don't need a themed cocktail for literally every fucking leaf that falls and onto the ground and every snowflake it's literally gone out of hand like I don't need a like a spiced eggnog latte will I order it once just to try it yes absolutely but it kind of gets out of hand but I do fuck with eggnog but yes I

approve of this sleeping with someone who is in town just for the holidays i would say nice like if you can get dick get dick as long as you're not going to get sad after but like isn't that what we do on like blackout wednesday like everyone's home for the holidays like whose dick are you going to suck and then you go back to your respective areas of the world that's literally what blackout at wednesday is for it's a holiday in itself so yeah i think this is okay to do i approve going out to the club for near's eve I have mixed feelings about this. I would say it's naughty and nice.

I do not like New Year's Eve and I will not be out at a club this year. I'm doing something a little bit more chill. I don't like New Year's Eve because of how packed it is. You have so many plans and I feel like you have so many expectations and they always feel like none of them come to fruition. Also, New Year's Eve makes me like really emo and nostalgic. I think about like how the fact that like I'll never see the year before. ever again does anyone ever feel like that like oh my god like i'll never see 20 the number 20 25 again

on my calendar like that makes me literally want to jump up the window i don't know why i get like like i said i get really fucking weird around the holidays so that's just me so i'm mixed on that text your ex merry christmas naughty don't do that unless you don't do that i was supposed to be really toxic for a second Don't do that. Noddy. Getting drunk on Christmas. Nice. Without hesitation, nice. You should be getting drunk on Christmas unless you have an addiction to alcohol, then I would say don't do that. Please do not do that. I think getting drunk on Christmas with your family is the best part of Christmas. Like, you're with your people. It's jolly. The fucking Christmas music's going. You're like, Merry Christmas, do you? Wait, that's a birthday song. um rudolph the vet knows right now like you're just like vibing with your fam like drink that eggnog drink that champagne get fucked up take a nap wake up drink more take another nap watch a christmas movie

that's what christmas is about that's what i'll be doing this year sexting while you're at your parents house where else am i going to do it just during the holiday i mean yeah i'm not like sexting parents, but, like, if I'm in their roof and someone's texting me, I will reply. I will engage. I don't think that's that weird, though. I'm not, like, announcing it to the dinner table. Hey, I'm texting. Like, look at his fucking rod that he just sent me. Like, I'm not doing that. But, like, a little under the table, like, ooh, ooh. Okay. Okay. Maybe go to the bathroom, send nude upstairs away from your family. but like I'm not like announcing it that's fucking crazy I don't think that's bad honestly regifting something you haven't opened yet I mean what if it's like a really sick gift

I don't know if I would do this but like if you know it's an ass gift and you just want to re-gift I would say this is a nice thing nice thing to do at least you're giving a gift you're keeping in the Christmas spirit what do you mean I don't think this is that bad but like what if it's a can of G7X? Food for thought. Food for thought. Lying about how many people you're seeing to a new guy. It's a new guy. I don't have to tell them fucking shit. I think you can lie to them about whatever. It's a new guy. Like, why are they even asking that question? Tell them mine their fucking business. How about that? Until, like, you guys are exclusive you can see whoever the fuck you want unless it's like their best friend then i guess

it's kind of weird but like no it's a new guy you don't have to tell them anything unless you have like herpes then tell them that i guess hooking up with friends nice i do this i do this often sometimes you're just viving with your friends and it's a late night and you slip and you fall and you end up with a dick in your mouth and that's okay i don't think that's the end of the world as long as you can like hold those boundaries i've done that a couple times it's okay i live to tell the story i'm here with i'm here i'm not heartbroken but like these guys that i get with that are my friends. I don't want to date anyways. They don't want to date me. So there's boundaries already set. So I would say it's okay. But if you have a crush on the guy and he doesn't

like you back like that and then randomly you sleep together, like I don't know if that's a good idea because you don't want to get your feelings. Sorry, but it's all circumstantial. Ending things via text. I would say that's pretty naughty. I don't agree with that, but I've done it. I don't agree with it, but I've done it. Sometimes you just don't want to make the phone call. It depends. How far are you in the relationship? How old are you?

Are you 17? Hopefully no one is, that 17 is listening to the show, but maybe. But, like, it depends how long you've been talking, how long you've been dating. I don't think necessarily ending things over text is ever a good thing. But, like, if you're ending, like, a little fling over text, I've done that before. so like I'm not always a great person sometimes this is an instance but I would say that's a bad thing to do don't be like me staying longer than you should because the sex is good um again like should we do this now do I do this yes if a guy's good in bed would

It's honestly harder to, like, harder to come by than one would think. You get dignitized. You get in a little, you get a little loopy. And you want to hold on to that good dick, and I get that. And I support you on that endeavor, because we've all been there. And every red flag that's thrown in your face besides his dick, every red flag that's thrown in your face, when the dick is good, you're kind of dodging it like this. Like, you're kind of like one, two stepping in it like this.

Like, wait, that's the lip. Like, I don't want to see it. The red, the red flag could be magenta. And I would still be like, okay, the dick is good. Let's continue. But should we do this? No. Do we do this?

Yes, girlhood. We do this. Maybe one day we'll learn. But maybe not. I don't know. Dashing through the snow on a one horse. leaving your friends at the bar to go home with a guy i have rarely done this we talked about this with lauren in a recent episode i don't really do this but guys don't usually hit me up until

like two a m and lauren's already in bed so like i don't really hurt anyone's feelings um but i've left friends i would never leave a girlfriend alone at a bar to go meet up with a guy that's not safe Like, I do believe in the buddy system in New York City. So if I'm leaving to go home with a guy, I need to make sure that my friend is also set or with someone or in an Uber as well. Or else, I, like, physically wouldn't feel good about leaving her. But I never run into that problem with my friends because Lauren likes to go bed early and lives usually there and she likes to go bed early. So, like, if I'm not there, Lauren has a buddy, Liv has a buddy, like, I'm never leaving anyone out to dry. And that's on kindness and being a good person.

So period to that. But I would say don't do this. Like, there's a fucking a bunch of creepos out in New York City or any big city in general. You don't want to leave your girlfriend there alone. That's a fucking asshole move. Flirting for free drinks, even though you have a boyfriend. Yeah, I would say this is pretty bad. I would say this is naughty.

I, when I have a boyfriend, I'm actually like, I would never do that. I'm pretty, like, I would. If I had a boyfriend, super hypothetical, I would never do that. A drink cannot taste that fucking good, babe. Like, go get, go, like, go, like, go spend the 20 bucks on your own drink and stay a loyal queen. I just don't believe in that. Single, let's reverse this. If I was single and I was flirting with a guy to get a free drink that I had no interest in,

now that's a different story, and I think that's okay. Because I've done that many times before. You kind of flirt at the bar. You're like giving a little smile, smile. And then he gets you the drink. But sometimes they just offer the drink. What are we going to say no? No.

I'm not going to say no to that. What? No. But sometimes they just take the drink and then you scudaddle. But never, never, never if you're in a relationship. I do think that crosses a line. And if I'm saying that, then, like, it must be crossing a serious line. Notty or nice going to the afters.

Me, naughty and nice. I mean, yes. We love the fucking afters. When it's afters, O'clock, it could be mid-party and, like, the vibes are still high at the bar, the club, or wherever I'm at with my friends. And I'll, like, whisper into their ear and then be like, guys, I'm so excited to go with the afters. It's going to be so much fun. I can't where should we do the afters? Should be a minor year?

It's like, do we have enough alcohol for the after? It's like, it's going to be the sickest time. As we're like in the middle of the dance for the club, I'll be like going up to all them. Guys, like, the after is going to be so sick today. And then it's just like survival of the fittest at the afters. Who can be the last man standing? Some people just fall asleep.

Some people stay awake. Unts, uns, uns, aunts, uns, aunts. But I love an afters. It just brings a smile to my face. Okay Hoking up with someone you work with That's hot I mean I would say that's naughty

Don't do that What I do that If I worked a normal job I guess I've hooked up with people that I work with I've hooked up with a lot of people in this world Influencers I guess Definitely people in this world So I don't know

Does that even count? I don't work for them um i would say people would say this is bad don't do that but i think that's so hot do it it adds to the lore but like don't get yourself fired or pregnant lying about what you're looking for to save their feelings i would say this is bad always be honest about what you're looking for even if it hurts their feelings they need to hear it they need to learn and once they hear the truth that will i mean that's so cheesy to say the truth will set them free but it will be blunt be direct it's going to suck for about 30 seconds to like deliver that message but they will

take that heal cope and then move forward they're never going to be like second guessing and And also, like, lying is never good. It happens sometimes, but, like, you know, it doesn't take a dumb ass. Like, lying's bad. But it happens. White lies sometimes. But I wouldn't lie about something like this just a safe face or save, like, I don't know. I wouldn't do it.

Have I done it, probably, but I would say don't do it. Well, it's fucking, I bet Mrs. Claus must have the strongest fucking lint roller ever. Drinking before flights at the airport. My favorite activity. Nice. Approve. Thumbs up. Double thumbs up.

Love it. I love, love, love drinking at airports. Because, like, I have flight anxiety. It's also, like, fun. Like, I was just at the airport for, like, nine hours yesterday waiting for my flight. And I had the best fucking time in my life. And then you get in the flight and have your little pre-flight drink, and then you're like, hey, and then the turbulence starts to hit. And you're like, woo, and it's just like, like, that's my favorite part of flying.

Please. It also, like, takes the nerves, like, takes the edge off a little bit. Like, who likes turbulence? Unless you're a sicko. Honestly, sometimes the turbulence be hitting right, but who might as I? And then you can also nap, too, on a flight if it's long enough. okay not buying a return flight i would say nice i do this all the time but like i'm very much a type b planner it's like i never know when i'm gonna go home i also never know where i'm

going to go home too because sometimes i'll go to l-a won't book a return flight because i don't know maybe i'll go back to boston or maybe i'll go back to new york or maybe i'll like go someone or fucking random like cobb out i always pack my passport who knows but i think this is okay um and lastly dating up culture i would say it's gone out of hand like i i would say i think this is a i approve of it because i go on every sunday looking for validation i'm swiping swiping on that little swiper no swiping just look into for a little match maybe a little hello someone telling me that i look cute although like i'm looking at my phone like a gremlin because of the night before i just sad. But like, I have a good profile. But anyways, that was a fun little jolly little holiday

episode with you guys. I love doing these. I hope everyone has a great Christmas. I will be off the week of Christmas, which I believe is December 25th on that Thursday. Well, obviously, I know Christmas is on December 25th, but that's when it lands. But I would be back January 1st. We're going to kick off the new year with a fun, extra dirty episode. I hope everyone enjoys the holidays. I will see you all next year.